# E3 - No Panties? No Problem!

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**[00:05] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The nurse's office, after school.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Misenai Kanan
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Birthday: March 24
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sign: Aries
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Height: 160cm
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Weight: 50kg
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blood type: B
<br>**[00:07] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Alone with third-year health<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;committee member Kanan-chan.<br>**[00:10] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doge Suwaru wants<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to see Kanan-chan's panties.<br>**[00:14] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's going to have to grovel<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and beg to see her panties!<br>**[00:18] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's dogeza!<br>**[00:20] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to see my panties?<br>**[00:22] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yeah, I do!<br>**[00:23] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah? You do, huh?<br>**[00:26] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Huh?!<br>**[00:26] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It only took ten seconds?!<br>**[00:28] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know...<br>**[00:30] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(It doesn't look like it's going to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;work out this time around.)<br>**[00:32] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it!<br>**[00:36] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean...<br>**[00:40] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not wearing any.<br>**[00:42] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurg!<br>**[00:43] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Y-Yeah, right!<br>**[00:45] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way you aren't...<br>**[00:46] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haah, haah...<br>**[00:48] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Turns out, they're both perverts.)<br>**[00:50] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're no fun.<br>**[00:52] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really am not wearing any.<br>**[00:54] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Peekaboo!<br>**[00:55] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Peekaboo!<br>**[00:56] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Peekaboo!<br>**[00:56] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-N-N-No way...<br>**[00:59] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who does that?<br>**[01:07] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, I'm not wearing any.<br>**[01:12] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bwahhh!<br>**[01:14] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(I like where this is going.)<br>**[01:15] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See? I told you.<br>**[01:17] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I can't show you my panties.<br>**[01:25] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See?<br>**[01:28] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurgle!<br>**[01:39] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Nice, girl!)<br>**[01:40] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(This is great!)<br>**[01:41] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ughh!<br>**[01:42] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've already won, haven't I?<br>**[01:44] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mission accomplished, right?<br>**[01:46] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This defeats the point of the show,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but for today, that's all right!<br>**[01:51] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm?<br>**[01:52] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this string?<br>**[01:56] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Urghhh!<br>**[01:57] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(She tricked him!)<br>**[01:58] N**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(She totally tricked him!)<br>**[02:00] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey!<br>**[02:02] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You lied to me!<br>**[02:03] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How could you lie to me?!<br>**[02:03] Doge**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How could you?!<br>**[02:06] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't pull on that!<br>**[02:07] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry!<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hrngh!<br>**[02:10] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no!<br>**[02:11] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll come off!<br>**[02:12] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll come off!<br>**[02:14] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry!<br>**[02:16] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry for lying!<br>**[02:17] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So please, stop!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;End card: Unasaka
<br>**[03:20] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry! I won't lie anymore!<br>**[03:22] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forgive me! I'm begging you! Please?<br>**[03:25] Kanan**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Psych! Fooled you!<br>