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E3 - Fake Friend!

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[00:00] ---
    Tomomin's going viral on Qwaster!
[00:03] ---
    Oh, Tomomi's a friend of mine.
[00:05] ---
    I made a bunch of accounts
    and liked her stuff.
[00:10] ---
    Don't fight, everyone.
    I'm friends with all of you.
[00:14] ---
    You're the best, Tomomi!
[00:18] ---
    Tomomi's everybody's friend!
[02:02] ---
    Why not?
[02:04] ---
    I told you, I'm not interested.
[02:07] ---
    But it's really cool.
[02:09] ---
    You can transform, you know?
[02:11] ---
    Why are you wasting
    your time with this crap?
[02:13] ---
    It's not like you.
[02:19] ---
    My brother...
[02:22] ---
    Remember how I told you about the mark
     on my brother's forehead when he died?
[02:27] ---
    Dreamers' foreheads bear that same mark.
[02:30] ---
    Maybe the one who killed him was...
[02:34] ---
    Ryuhei?
[02:35] ---
    So help me out, will ya?
[02:38] ---
    Not my problem!
[02:43] ---
    Hey, wait up.
[02:49] ---
    You make me sick.
[02:51] ---
    You think you're Tomomin?
     Don't make me laugh.
[02:54] ---
    You're delusional.
[02:57] ---
    What are you doing?
[03:00] ---
    Someone's coming.
[03:01] ---
    Crap, let's go.
[03:08] ---
    You okay...
[03:11] ---
    Maeshima?
[03:16] ---
    I-I'm fine.
[03:17] ---
    My friends and I were just playing.
[03:45] ---
    Hiya!
[03:46] ---
    Mori-san!
[03:48] ---
    What are you doing here?
[03:49] ---
    Shibuya's my hangout.
[03:51] ---
    What about you?
[03:53] ---
    I came to do some shopping at LuchiLuna.
[03:56] ---
    But...
[03:57] ---
    If you wanna accessorize, I know a
    much better place. I'll take you there.
[04:01] ---
    Oh, I couldn't...
[04:03] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[04:10] ---
    Hey, it's Rena-chan!
[04:13] ---
    It's really her!
[04:14] ---
    Hi! Yoo-hoo!
[04:16] ---
    She's so cute!
[04:18] ---
    You're really popular,
    aren't you, Mori-san?
[04:21] ---
    I'm the 3,000th most popular
    Qwaster user in all of Japan!
[04:24] ---
    That's not really all that
    impressive, though, is it?
[04:28] ---
    And I'm walking with someone like that...
[04:30] ---
    Yeah, it's really something, ain't it?
[05:27] ---
    Damn it all!
[05:41] ---
    Hey, Tomomin, where are we going next?
[05:44] ---
    Why don't we take a little trip to Jiyugaoka?
[05:47] ---
    I know a place that sells great macarons.
[05:49] ---
    Sounds good... but I should be getting home.
[05:53] ---
    What? You're going home already?
[05:55] ---
    Hey, Rena-chan.
[05:57] ---
    Why are you being so nice to me, Rena-chan?
[06:06] ---
    Because if I'm nice to a loser like you,
    people will think better of me.
[06:14] ---
    Otherwise, why would I bother?
[06:31] ---
    That's right. She's just after something.
[06:34] ---
    Who'd be friends with me*
     for any other reason?
[06:42] ---
    They say she sells her body.
[06:44] ---
    I heard she got an abortion.
[06:46] ---
    Mori-chan wouldn't do that.
[06:48] ---
    Everybody's talking about it.
[06:52] ---
    Morning!
[06:53] ---
    Hey, so about that Knocker-up thing...
[06:56] ---
    Ryuhei, did you hear the rumors, too?
[06:58] ---
    Rumors? What rumors?
[07:01] ---
    Oh, nothing.
[07:03] ---
    What kind of rumors?
[07:05] ---
    If you don't know, it's fine.
[07:07] ---
    Rena. I don't believe any of it.
[07:10] ---
    What? You know about them, Ibusaki?
[07:13] ---
    Don't worry about the rumors.
    People will forget eventually.
[07:16] ---
    It's fine. People say all kinds of junk online.
[07:20] ---
    It's hard being popular.
[07:21] ---
    You can't let it get to you.
[07:29] ---
    What are these rumors, anyway?
[07:31] ---
    Ah, who cares?
[07:32] ---
    Let's go, Eri.
[07:35] ---
    Hey, wait!
[07:47] ---
    It's a waste of time.
[07:49] ---
    My friend's in trouble!
[07:51] ---
    That's right.
[07:52] ---
    Something really bad's happening to Rena.
[07:54] ---
    It's the digital tattoo.
[07:56] ---
    That's a cool phrase. What's it mean?
[07:58] ---
    It means that once information's
    on the net, it's there forever.
[08:02] ---
    That's even worse!
[08:04] ---
    Aruto, you know all about
    how the net works, right?
[08:07] ---
    It's tough to track down
    the source of rumors online.
[08:09] ---
    On TV, they make it look easy. You just
    look up the IP address or whatever.
[08:14] ---
    You watch too much TV.
[08:15] ---
    It's not that simple.
[08:18] ---
    Huh? It's not?
[08:19] ---
    Anyway, forget that.
    The Somnium Drops are more important.
[08:22] ---
    So we're just ignoring Rena's problem?
[08:24] ---
    You told me she had the potential
    to be a Knocker-up, right?
[08:28] ---
    Yeah, she does, but she's not
    interested, so what can we do?
[08:33] ---
    Why's she so against it?
[08:35] ---
    It's because...
[08:37] ---
    I don't know.
[08:38] ---
    That's not something to be proud of.
[08:40] ---
    I don't know, either.
[08:42] ---
    Actually, I don't even really
    know what a Knocker-up is.
[08:47] ---
    Could we give her some time to think it over?
[08:51] ---
    Fine.
[08:51] ---
    Let's go over what
     we know about the Drops.
[08:54] ---
    First, there seem to be
    multiple organizations involved.
[08:57] ---
    But they're all getting
    them from the same place.
[09:01] ---
    The site Eri bought hers
    from closed right after.
[09:04] ---
    So... we're just ignoring Rena's problem?
[09:07] ---
    #Today'sPhoto
[09:09] ---
    #DailyRoutine
[09:11] ---
    Shibuya'sTheBest!!!
[09:22] ---
    Mori-san.
[09:24] ---
    Oh, Maeshima!
[09:26] ---
    What's wrong? I don't usually see
    you in Shibuya this late at night.
[09:30] ---
    I'm worried about you.
[09:32] ---
    What? Don't be so silly.
[09:34] ---
    You believe those rumors, too?
[09:36] ---
    I don't care.
[09:38] ---
    I don't know who spread those rumors,
    but some people are taking them seriously.
[09:45] ---
    It's fine! A lot of my
    friends don't believe them.
[09:49] ---
    Anyway, I've got places to be.
[09:51] ---
    Bye!
[09:55] ---
    I'll show you how fragile
    your fake friendships are.
[10:09] ---
    Everyone at school makes me sick!
[10:11] ---
    They're saying things like I whore myself out,
    I had an abortion, all that crap.
[10:15] ---
    None of it's even remotely true!
[10:18] ---
    They're much worse.
[10:20] ---
    I mean, **** sleeps with guys twice her age,
    and **** sells her ass for cash.
[10:25] ---
    I guess Maeshima-san's*
    the only one I can trust.
[10:28] ---
    Mori-san's so vile!
[10:30] ---
    Maybe I shouldn't have repeated
    those rumors, but that's going too far!
[10:33] ---
    How could she upload this?
[10:36] ---
    Wait... Surely Rena didn't...
[10:38] ---
    Calm down, Ryuhei.
[10:40] ---
    It's a deepfake.
[10:42] ---
    A deepfake?
[10:43] ---
    It's not real.
[10:44] ---
    Somebody faked this?!
[10:46] ---
    I don't know for sure, but if someone
     wanted to, it's entirely possible.
[10:51] ---
    So who the hell did it?!
[10:57] ---
    I told you to calm down.
[10:59] ---
    We don't know that it's
    somebody at this school.
[11:01] ---
    Then, what do we do?!
[11:03] ---
    Ask somebody who knows
    how the internet works.
[11:05] ---
    Somebody who knows
     how the internet works?
[11:08] ---
    That'd have to be Aruto.
[11:13] ---
    Okay, now I'm mad.
[11:15] ---
    Maeshima, you did this, didn't you?
[11:17] ---
    Wh-What do you mean?
[11:19] ---
    I mean this!
[11:20] ---
    I guess Maeshima-san's
    the only one I can trust.
[11:23] ---
    I-I don't know anything about it...
[11:25] ---
    I would never say that!
[11:27] ---
    We're not even that close.
[11:31] ---
    It's not you?
[11:33] ---
    You're sure you didn't post it?
[11:37] ---
    Everyone's saying you did.
[11:41] ---
    It doesn't matter if it's real or fake.
[11:45] ---
    It's what everyone believes that matters.
[11:49] ---
    And you know, this is when you
    find out who your true friends are.
[11:55] ---
    It goes without saying that I trust you.
[12:05] ---
    This is when you find out
    who your true friends are.
[12:12] ---
    Conveyer Belt Sushi
[12:12] ---
    Conveyer Belt Sushi
[12:12] ---
    Dogen
[12:12] ---
    Dogen
[12:23] ---
    He's picking all the expensive
    plates because I'm paying.
[12:27] ---
    Hey, you figured it out yet?
[12:31] ---
    I asked you if you'd figured it out yet!
[12:36] ---
    And my answer is: I've got no idea.
[12:39] ---
    Jeez, I thought you said you knew "how the
     internet works." What happened to that?
[12:45] ---
    I just can't tell.
[12:46] ---
    I get it.
[12:47] ---
    No, you really don't.
[12:49] ---
    It wasn't run through a bunch
    of foreign proxies or whatever.
[12:53] ---
    It's a complete unknown.
[12:55] ---
    There's no IP address attached
    to it, and no metadata.
[13:00] ---
    I'm saying...
[13:01] ---
    Man, this is a pain.
[13:03] ---
    The data says it wasn't uploaded
    from anywhere on Earth.
[13:07] ---
    But it exists.
[13:08] ---
    That's the thing.
[13:09] ---
    It exists. Which means...
[13:16] ---
    Does that mean a Weird is involved?!
[13:18] ---
    That seriously took way too long.
[13:21] ---
    Then we need to move! We'll go
    to the Traumerei and kick its ass.
[13:25] ---
    There's no sign of anything there.
[13:27] ---
    That's right.
[13:29] ---
    You guys are eating too much pudding!
[13:32] ---
    Are you addicted to it?
[13:33] ---
    And with my money?!
[13:35] ---
    Thank you for the meal.
[13:35] ---
    Thank you for the meal.
[13:48] ---
    You're my friend, right, Rena-chan?
[13:50] ---
    Of course, Tomomin.
[13:52] ---
    I'm sorry for doing this to you.
[13:54] ---
    But it was the only way
    I could get you to notice me.
[13:58] ---
    You'll always be my friend, Tomomin.
[14:01] ---
    Nobody pays me the slightest
    bit of attention. I know that.
[14:05] ---
    I'm gloomy. I'm depressed.
[14:07] ---
    That's not true.
[14:08] ---
    You're always cheerful.
[14:10] ---
    You're everybody's friend.
[14:13] ---
    Liar!
[14:17] ---
    All you do is lie!
[14:19] ---
    You only want friends who
    can do something for you.
[14:23] ---
    It isn't a lie.
[14:26] ---
    I'll always be your friend.
[14:30] ---
    I'm your friend.
[14:47] ---
    Look, it's her.
[14:49] ---
    The girl everyone's talking about.
[14:53] ---
    She's famous, isn't she?
[14:59] ---
    That's her.
[15:01] ---
    Bet she loves the attention.
[15:02] ---
    Oh, I see how it is.
[15:32] ---
    Knocker-up!
[16:02] ---
    Are you awake, Rena-chan?
[16:05] ---
    Where am I?
[16:06] ---
    My dream.
[16:09] ---
    You really did come.
    Just like they said you would.
[16:12] ---
    "They"?
[16:14] ---
    Yeah. They spread the rumors, created that video,
    and made everyone turn against you.
[16:20] ---
    They're basically a god.
[16:22] ---
    What are you talking about?
[16:24] ---
    You don't get it?
[16:26] ---
    I mean, look around you.
    They brought the real Rena-chan to me.
[16:31] ---
    I've always admired you, Rena-chan.
[16:35] ---
    I've always followed you on Qwaster.
[16:37] ---
    I follow you on Festbook.
[16:40] ---
    But...
[16:41] ---
    Let me go!
[16:42] ---
    Even when I was being bullied, whenever
    I saw you smiling on Qwaster, I felt good.
[16:48] ---
    But...
[16:50] ---
    "If I'm nice to a loser like you, people will
    think better of me." What an awful thing to say!
[16:56] ---
    You told me: "Otherwise, why would I bother?"
[17:01] ---
    I didn't say that!
[17:02] ---
    You did! That's why this is happening to you!
[17:05] ---
    This is what you get for
    looking down on people!
[17:08] ---
    That's what they said.
[17:10] ---
    They said you choose your friends
    based on what they can do for you.
[17:14] ---
    Maeshima, calm down and listen to me!
[17:16] ---
    I am calm! I am calm!
[17:19] ---
    Shut up! Shut up!
[17:21] ---
    I get it! I get it!
[17:23] ---
    But you people don't
    understand how us losers feel!
[17:27] ---
    Are we meant to be losers forever?
[17:28] ---
    Nobody said—
[17:29] ---
    Shut up! Shut up!
[17:32] ---
    My wish...
[17:34] ---
    My wish is to be like Rena-chan.
[17:39] ---
    Yeah, that's good enough.
[17:42] ---
    Being one with Rena-chan...
[17:47] ---
    Maeshima!
[17:52] ---
    Rena-chan, let's become one.
[18:03] ---
    Rena!
[18:05] ---
    We're coming!
[18:18] ---
    Did it feel good when you
    saved me from those bullies?
[18:23] ---
    Rena would never think that!
[18:26] ---
    Rena was bullied, too!
[18:28] ---
    That's why it hurts when she sees
     someone else being bullied!
[18:32] ---
    Liar!
[18:33] ---
    I'm not lying!
[18:35] ---
    When she was in elementary school,
    she went home in tears every day!
[18:38] ---
    Yeah. That's right...
[18:41] ---
    Everybody lies.
[18:43] ---
    Nobody knows how I feel.
[18:46] ---
    I know.
[18:47] ---
    Even when people were nice to me
    back then, I didn't believe them.
[18:51] ---
    Their words never got through to me.
[18:56] ---
    Until this one idiot came to save me.
[19:00] ---
    So I understand how you feel.
[19:04] ---
    And that's why...
[19:12] ---
    I offer up my wish...
[19:14] ---
    And that's why...
[19:21] ---
    I won't ever forgive you...
[19:24] ---
    for taking advantage of her weakness!
[19:50] ---
    You saved the Dreamer?
[19:52] ---
    You okay, Maeshima?
[19:54] ---
    Her Astral Body wasn't stolen.
    She'll be fine once she's had some rest.
[19:58] ---
    That was an amazing debut fight.
[20:01] ---
    Shut up, you.
[20:02] ---
    Man, what a drag. Ending up
    working with you of all people...
[20:06] ---
    But you looked great.
[20:09] ---
    I didn't get to do anything this time, huh?
[20:11] ---
    It was over before the Desaria appeared.
[20:14] ---
    And we saved the Dreamer.
[20:16] ---
    That's good enough.
[20:23] ---
    You should rest up some more.
[20:26] ---
    Mori-san? Ibusaki-san?
[20:29] ---
    It must've been awful.
[20:32] ---
    I don't believe what I've done.
[20:34] ---
    Don't let it bother you.
    It doesn't bother me.
[20:37] ---
    You were vulnerable, and they
    put wicked thoughts in your head.
[20:41] ---
    But all those rumors...
[20:43] ---
    When the Weird disappeared,
    everyone forgot them.
[20:48] ---
    I'm not sure I get it, either,
    but these guys say it's all over.
[20:55] ---
    I'll say this, though...
[20:59] ---
    It's okay to believe in people.
[21:03] ---
    Really?
[21:08] ---
    It's okay to believe in people...
[21:18] ---
    And everything's back to normal.
[21:20] ---
    Good, good, good.
[21:42] ---
    You moron!
[23:25] ---
    Next Time
[23:25] ---
    Aruto Fushibe-kun is a boy
    who's bratty, but always cheerful.
[23:29] ---
    At least, that's what I thought, but he also
    has the weight of the world on his shoulders.
[23:33] ---
    When the voices of those who writhe in the
    darkness echo, the curtain of terror rises.
[23:37] ---
    Rascal
[23:37] ---
    Next Time: Rascal.