8 - SNS Siblings 2

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SIGN    
    Episode 8 SNS Siblings 2
SIGN    Hey, Nii-san.
SIGN    What is it, Sister?
SIGN    You look like you're about to crap your pants
SIGN    Hey, Sister.
SIGN    What kind of stickers are you sending your brother?
SIGN    You were making that kind of face, so I couldn't help it.
SIGN    My face is always like this, though.
SIGN    I guess you're always making that face.
SIGN    Sorry.
SIGN    Why are we always texting when we're right next to each other?
SIGN    That's because I don't want people
SIGN    in this neighborhood to think I'm close with someone who's about to crap their pants.
SIGN    I'm not going to!
SIGN    Since you're here, why don't you use your mouth?
SIGN    "Hey, you! You look like you're about to crap your pants!"
SIGN    That's too funny!
SIGN    You have horrible stickers.
SIGN    You can't use them with your friends.
SIGN    These are only for you, Brother.
SIGN    I see. You bought stickers just to chat with your brother.
SIGN    You sure love your brother.
SIGN    You're being creepy, Takashi!
SIGN    Don't call your brother by his first name.
SIGN    Speaking of which, do you have friends?
SIGN    When I meet you here after school, you're always alone.
SIGN    They sell stickers like this?
SIGN    Don't buy these.
SIGN    Did you think it was poop? It's soft serve.
SIGN    You don't have any friends, do you?
SIGN    What?! What are you saying, Takashi?
SIGN    Are you an idiot?
SIGN    Of course I have friends!
SIGN    You always go home alone, so I'm just being nice since I feel bad for you!
SIGN    I see... So you're exclusively for your brother on the way back.
SIGN    How lovey-dovey.
SIGN    I'm going to dig a moat between us!
SIGN    I mean, what about you?!
SIGN    You're always going home alone.
SIGN    Don't you have any?
SIGN    Friends?
SIGN    No, like...
SIGN    A girlfriend, or something.
SIGN    I don't...
SIGN    That's too funny!
SIGN    Oh no, how pitiful!
SIGN    I guess I need to keep my loner brother company—
[02:26] Student
    Hey, Komaba!
[02:28] Student
    I didn't know you lived this way, Komaba.
[02:31] KT
    Oh, yeah.
[02:32] Student
    Oh man, we bumped into Komaba
    on the way home! How lucky!
SIGN    Hey, Takashi.
SIGN    Who are those stupid-looking girls?
[02:42] Student
    We're going to karaoke right now,
    but do you want to come, Komaba?
[02:46] Student
    Let's go! Let's go!
[02:47] KT
    Since I'm by myself today,
    I guess I could go.
[02:54] Student
    What's wrong, Komaba?
SIGN    Excluding Bicycles
[02:56] KT
    Ah, sorry. I have something
    to do today. I can't go.
[02:59] Student
    Seriously? That sucks.
[03:02] Student
    If we went with you,
     everyone would've been so jealous.
[03:05] KT
    Sorry.
[03:06] Student
    See you!
SIGN    What's the thing you have to do?
SIGN    I'm about to crap my pants.
SIGN    Seriously? Lolololololol.
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