1 - Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak!

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[00:05] Ann
    We're deep into added time at the end of
    the second half, and the score remains 1-1.
[00:13] Ann
    This will probably be the last action
    of the game for Japan's Under-16s.
[00:40] Ann
    Goal!
[00:54] aoy
    You know, I don't mind you celebrating...
[00:57] guy
    Aoyama!
[01:00] aoy
    ...but can you please not hug me and stuff?
[01:05] aoy
    You'll get me dirty.
[01:11] Girl
    Aoyama-kun sure is a clean freak.
SIGN    #01
SIGN    Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak
SIGN    Fujimi High School
[02:56] Boy
    Aoyama-kyun...
[02:57] ---
    So cool!
[02:59] Girls
    It's so clean!
[02:59] Girls
    I wish he'd wipe it every day!
[03:10] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[03:11] Boy
    Wow, it's so sparkly!
[03:13] Girl
    You're amazing, Aoyama!
[03:16] Girl2
    Aoyama-kun!
[03:18] Guy
    I get it, Aoyama.
[03:20] Guy
    Even as you clean, you feel like
    the dirt keeps coming back,
[03:23] Guy
    leaving you in an endless loop
    where you just keep cleaning forever.
[03:27] zai
    A-o-ya-ma!
[03:32] zai
    Practice has already started.
[03:35] aoy
    Zaizen-san...
[03:39] zai
    You're already worn out!
[03:40] zai
    Do you have enough in the tank for practice?!
[03:47] zai
    I want to hear you guys!
[03:49] All
    Yes, sir!
[03:49] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[03:56] Girl
    What kind of soap are you using?
[04:06] Girls
    Aoyama-kun, that's some
    impressive lathering!
[04:09] Ta
    Far post!
[04:11] Ta
    Keep your eyes on your man!
[04:14] Ta
    Here it comes!
[04:14] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[04:18] Girls
    His hands are so clean.
[04:19] Girls
    Look at his fingertips!
[04:21] zai
    Damn you...
[04:24] zai
    How long are you going to keep that up?
[04:26] zai
    I'll kill you!
[04:35] Miwa
    That's enough.
[04:42] zai
    Coach Miwa.
[04:44] Miwa
    Kaocchi, Aoyama's an extreme germaphobe.
[04:49] zai
    Could you please stop calling me that?
[04:52] Miwa
    Ah, it's all good.
[04:53] Miwa
    Just keep an eye out for him, as his senior.
[04:56] Miwa
    After all, you'll be linking up
    because of the positions you play.
[05:01] zai
    "Linking up..."
[05:06] zai
    Pass!
[05:09] zai
    Header!
[05:11] zai
    Eek!
[05:14] zai
    I don't see it working in the slightest,
[05:17] zai
    but with him on the team, winning the
    district prelims isn't a pipe dream.
[05:22] zai
    Hey, Aoyama!
[05:24] zai
    Make sure you stay hydrated.
[05:28] aoy
    No.
[05:31] Guy
    Drink it!
[05:32] aoy
    I'd rather die.
[05:34] Guy
    What?
[05:36] Miwa
    I told you. He's a germaphobe.
[05:42] Miwa
    He won't use something if someone else
    has touched or drank from it.
[05:47] Guy
    Does he really have to wash it?
[05:51] Guy
    Here it comes!
[05:54] zai
    Just you watch, Aoyama...
[05:57] Guy
    It's a cross!
[06:00] zai
    I have the height advantage.
[06:02] zai
    I'll jump higher than you and score!
[06:08] zai
    Why isn't he jumping?
[06:12] Guys
    Gotcha!
[06:16] Saka
    Just leave the muscleheads to us.
[06:19] Kishi
    We got this.
[06:20] zai
    That was a blatant foul!
[06:23] aoy
    Is it a throw-in?
[06:25] Capt
    I'll take it!
[06:27] aoy
    Thank you.
[06:28] zai
    What is this?
[06:31] Saka
    Don't get so worked up.
[06:32] Saka
    That guy's kinda fun.
[06:34] Kishi
    Exactly. The real winners are
    the ones who have the most fun.
[06:37] Guy3
    Keep it fun!
[06:41] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[06:42] Capt
    Here it comes!
[06:54] zai
    If you think you can get away with
    everything just because you're good,
[06:58] zai
    you're in for a rude awakening, you idiot!
[07:00] zai
    And you guys! Quit coddling him!
[07:03] zai
    You know what I mean!
[07:04] cap
    Dude, don't you realize
    you're far more coddled than he is?
[07:13] cap
    I mean, just look at those
    brand spanking new cleats.
[07:16] Saka
    He's right! Coddle City!
[07:18] zai
    I got these from my daddy—
    I mean, my old man!
[07:21] Saka
    Oldest son of a business mogul?
    What is your life, a TV show?!
[07:24] Saka
    Get outta here, Richie Rich!
[07:27] All
    And what is with that old butler
    ferrying you to and from school?!
[07:30] All
    Yeah! Right on!
[07:31] All
    Try experiencing the crush of
    a morning rush hour train for once!
[07:34] ---
    Amen!
[07:36] zai
    Seriously? I'm the more coddled one here?
[07:41] zai
    No!
[07:43] zai
    Being spoiled rotten has
    nothing to do with this...
[07:46] zai
    ...and you have even less
    to do with this, baseball team!
[07:50] zai
    Hey, Aoyama!
[07:53] zai
    You're gonna start
    taking soccer seriously!
[07:56] Miwa
    I told you all to get along!
[07:59] Guys
    There it is!
[08:00] Guys
    Miwa-chan's "ippon seoi nage" throw!
[08:02] Guys
    That's a third dan judo master for you!
[08:07] Saka
    Another clean throw.
[08:08] zai
    Why is a judo aficionado even
    coaching the soccer team?
[08:21] zai
    He jumps out of the way of passes,
[08:23] zai
    he won't head the ball,
[08:24] zai
    and any kind of contact play is out.
[08:27] zai
    I don't care how talented he is.
[08:29] zai
    I will never accept someone like him!
[08:43] zai
    Hey, what are you doing?
[08:44] moka
    U-Um, I...
[08:51] zai
    What was that all about?
[08:53] Miwa
    Kaocchi.
[08:56] Gaoy
    Coach?
[08:58] Gaoy
    I really would like you
    to stop calling me that.
[09:03] Gaoy
    What's up?
[09:04] Gaoy
    I'll take care of locking up
    the clubhouse.
[09:07] Miwa
    It's not that. It's about
    Aoyama being a clean freak.
[09:12] Kaoy
    I don't care if
    he's a clean freak or whatever.
[09:15] Kaoy
    He's either not serious about soccer,
    or he just doesn't care.
[09:18] Miwa
    You think so?
[09:19] Kaoy
    It's obvious!
[09:21] Kaoy
    He'll use wanting to stay clean as an excuse
[09:23] Kaoy
    to just look on when
    the game's hanging in the balance.
[09:27] Kaoy
    He won't even touch the ball
    without rubber gloves.
[09:30] Miwa
    You're right about that.
[09:38] Miwa
    After every session, Aoyama cleans
    the balls like that without fail.
[09:48] Kaoy
    Well, sure he does.
    He is a clean freak, after all.
[09:51] Kaoy
    But why does he put on
    that ridiculous outfit to do it?
[09:53] Miwa
    He has to, or else he can't clean the balls.
[09:57] Miwa
    It's a tremendous handicap.
[09:59] Miwa
    He can't do what everybody
    is able to do naturally.
[10:03] Miwa
    You sweat and get dirty.
[10:05] Miwa
    Once the game starts,
    you can't avoid contact with others.
[10:10] Miwa
    It must be rough for a germaphobe.
[10:13] Miwa
    In spite of all that,
    he engages in soccer activities every day.
[10:18] Miwa
    Polishing the balls is probably
    like a ritual to him.
[10:23] Miwa
    It's like a "thank you" to the balls.
[10:27] Miwa
    Aoyama is a true soccer nerd.
[10:31] txt
    Clean Freak! Aoyama-kun
[10:34] txt
    Hot-Blooded
    Scion!
    Zaizen Kaoru
SIGN    Fujimi High School
[10:40] Guy
    So this is Fujimi High School,
     where I'll find Aoyama.
[10:43] Guy
    I don't believe this.
[10:45] Guy
    Oh, well. It won't matter once I win.
[10:48] Guy
    From tomorrow, you'll be part of our team!
[10:52] zai
    That's the famous Oshigami-Minami High.
[10:56] Capt
    That's Takechi, the guy who was picked
    along with Aoyama for Japan's Under-16s.
[11:00] Capt
    He's Tokyo's number one forward.
[11:04] Take
    Thank you.
[11:06] Miwa
    Thank you.
[11:08] Capt
    I heard they'd only send the reserves...
[11:11] Capt
    He's coming this way.
[11:13] Guy
    Fine by me.
[11:15] Guy
    I'll go introduce myself.
[11:16] Capt
    Hey! Don't cause any trouble!
[11:20] zai
    Hey.
[11:20] Take
    It's been a while, Aoyama!
[11:23] aoy
    Takechi-san?
[11:26] Guy
    That over-waxed little gel-head!
[11:34] capt
    He's actually gelled it really well.
[11:37] Take
    Aoyama, why did you reject our invitation?
[11:41] Take
    This school crashes out
    in the district preliminaries every year.
[11:46] Take
    You've been given a gift.
[11:49] Take
    So where's the sense in
    letting it go to waste here?
[11:52] Guys
    Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
[11:54] Take
    I bet you guys can't comprehend
    the artistry or true value of Aoyama's game!
[12:01] Take
    I can't allow Aoyama to keep playing
    on this team of scrubs.
[12:07] Guy1
    Just who the hell do you think you are?!
[12:11] Take
    Don't touch me.
[12:13] aoy
    Takechi-san.
[12:16] aoy
    I came to this school because
    it has something unique about it.
[12:25] Guys
    Aoyama...
[12:30] Guy
    Goal!
[12:31] guy2
    Oshigami-Minami takes the lead!
[12:37] zai
    Dammit...
[12:38] Take
    What could this team possibly have
    that brought you here?
[12:44] Take
    Will you show me in this match?
[12:47] aoy
    Takechi-san, why are you
    showing off your abs?
[12:52] aoy
    It's gross. Could you please stop?
[12:54] Take
    You need a fit, muscular body to get
    you through the rigors of this game!
[13:01] Take
    You want to have a body like mine too, right?
[13:26] Play
    Aoyama's on the attack!
[13:28] Play
    Close him down!
[13:29] ---
    R-Right!
[13:30] Take
    This is bad!
[13:34] Take
    I don't care if you foul him!
[13:36] Take
    Just stop him in his tracks!
[13:44] Play
    It's no use. We can't stop him.
[13:46] Play
    I'll just have to...
[13:49] Play
    Huh?
[13:51] take
    Keeper!
[14:02] Goal
    He's not shooting?
[14:04] Goal
    You think you can mess around?
[14:05] Goal
    I'll grab it before you get past me!
[14:15] Goal
    What?
[14:23] Capt
    Goal!
[14:25] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[14:27] zai
    Damn. He made that goal all by himself.
[14:30] Take
    Exquisite.
[14:33] Girl
    He didn't let anyone lay a finger on him,
[14:35] Girl
    and then he finished it off
    with a rabona nutmeg!
[14:38] Girl
    That's so like him.
[14:39] Miwa
    In order to stay out of touching distance
    from other players,
[14:43] Miwa
    Aoyama's movements are
    frighteningly precise,
[14:46] Miwa
    and that's consistently true,
    from start to finish.
[14:48] Miwa
    If defenders come near him,
    he dribbles right through them.
[14:51] Miwa
    Or he hits a telling one-touch pass.
[14:54] Miwa
    Fearing this, the defenders
    can't mark him too tightly.
[14:59] Miwa
    However, if they give him space,
[15:02] Miwa
    he has an unrivaled precision shot.
[15:07] Miwa
    This is the playing style
    Aoyama arrived at...
[15:09] Miwa
    after considering all of
    the things he cannot do.
[15:12] Miwa
    The germaphobe's absolute domain.
[15:17] zai
    We took the lead!
[15:18] zai
    We're a goal up on the
    illustrious Oshigami-Minami.
[15:21] guys
    Yes, Aoyama! That's goal number two!
[15:25] zai
    I don't want to admit it,
    but he has real skill.
[15:30] guy
    H-He didn't move?
[15:34] miwa
    He's really consistent about
    not doing anything that'll get him dirty.
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    1st 2nd Total
SIGN    Oshigami- Minami
[15:43] tac
    Takechi-san's on edge because
    we ended the first half 2-1 behind.
[15:49] tak
    Tachibana!
[15:50] tac
    Yes!
[15:52] tak
    Did you see Aoyama's almost
    illegally beautiful plays?
[15:56] tak
    He is a veritable treasure
    of Japan's soccer world.
[15:59] tac
    Takechi-san, he's still our opponent.
[16:02] tak
    I know.
[16:04] tak
    We won't let him have his way
    in the second half!
[16:07] guy
    The second half is beginning!
[16:16] zai
    Four defenders marking Aoyama?!
[16:19] cap
    Dammit. There's no way to pass to Aoyama!
[16:22] tad
    Captain!
[16:23] cap
    All right, Tada!
[16:28] tak
    Laughable.
[16:29] tak
    As long as Aoyama doesn't get the ball,
[16:32] tak
    Fujimi High has even less bite
    than a toothless tiger.
[16:35] zai
    You wish!
[16:37] zai
    Putting four men on Aoyama
    gives the rest of us a lot more space!
[16:39] zai
    We'll attack without him!
[16:41] ishi
    There!
[16:42] zai
    Watch this!
[16:46] guy
    Wow, this guy can't use his feet at all.
[16:49] tak
    Ugly. That was too ugly for words.
[16:52] cap
    I understand what you're trying to do,
[16:55] cap
    but you know you're not great
    with the ball at your feet.
[16:58] zai
    Dammit!
[17:07] miwa
    This is bad.
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    1st 2nd Total
SIGN    Oshigami- Minami
[17:09] miwa
    Just by shutting down Aoyama,
    the difference is stark.
[17:16] tak
    You get it now, don't you?
[17:19] tak
    This isn't where
    you're supposed to be, Aoyama.
[17:24] tak
    It's not too late. Join us.
[17:27] miw
    Kaocchi! Come here!
[17:31] miw
    Ten minutes left.
[17:33] miw
    But isn't there something wrong
    with Aoyama's movements?
[17:35] miw
    Normally, it doesn't matter how
    many people there are on him.
[17:38] zai
    You're right.
[17:40] miw
    It's possible he's injured.
[17:43] zai
    Hey, Aoyama!
[17:46] zai
    Are you hurt or something?
[17:50] aoy
    No.
[17:52] zai
    What gives, then?
[17:53] zai
    Huh?
[17:55] zai
    Son of a... Look at your feet!
[17:58] zai
    Don't tell me you're just
     avoiding getting dirty!
[18:04] zai
    Stop screwing around!
[18:05] zai
    If you don't want to play, get off the field!
[18:13] (Flashback) aoy
    I came to this school because
    it has something unique about it.
[18:19] zai
    Why? Why did you come here?!
[18:23] zai
    In the first half, I actually thought
    you might be serious about soccer.
[18:28] zai
    But now, you're just...
[18:34] zai
    You disappoint me.
[18:35] guy
    Last five minutes!
[18:38] tad
    I got this!
[18:42] tad
    Oh crap!
[18:45] take
    Losers, all of you! This is...
[18:49] take
    ...the end!
[18:58] take
    He blocked it with his face?!
[19:01] cap
    Counterattack!
[19:06] zai
    I...
[19:07] zai
    I don't have the skill or talent Aoyama has.
[19:12] zai
    But you know what?
[19:14] zai
    It doesn't matter if the opponent's
    a famous school or not...
[19:18] zai
    I want to win!
[19:20] cap
    Zaizen!
[19:22] zai
    I'm giving soccer everything I've got here!
[19:36] zai
    Damn you!
[20:06] guys
    Goal!
[20:14] zai
    I thought you didn't want to get dirty.
[20:18] aoy
    If it's just the last five minutes,
    I can handle it.
[20:21] aoy
    I really hate losing.
[20:25] zai
    This guy...
[20:28] zai
    Aoyama's a clean freak
    who has a rod up his ass,
[20:31] zai
    so to be honest,
    I don't like this first-year.
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    Total
[20:37] zai
    But you know what?
[20:39] ---
    Yippee!
[20:43] zai
    When it comes to the desire to win,
    he's just like us.
[20:47] zai
    That makes him a reliable teammate!
[20:55] zai
    Aoyama, you bastard!
[20:58] aoy
    Nice header, Zaizen-san.
[21:08] zai
    You can have this.
[21:09] zai
    You're more worthy of the number 10.
[21:13] aoy
    Zaizen-san...
[21:15] aoy
    I... don't want it.
[21:17] zai
    Put it on!
[21:19] aoy
    I'd rather die.
[21:20] zai
    Is my shirt that dirty?!
[21:21] girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[21:25] tak
    I won't stand for this!
[21:27] tak
    We were supposed to show our superiority
    and talk Aoyama into joining us.
[21:31] tak
    But instead, we lost! Unthinkable!
[21:35] tak
    Perhaps I should transfer to Fujimi High.
[21:37] tach
    What?
[21:39] tak
    But I wonder what Aoyama was talking about.
[21:42] tak
    What is so unique about Fujimi High?
[21:49] aoy
    I'm glad I came here.
[21:54] aoy
    Every toilet needs this feature.
[23:30] mok
    I've decided.
[23:32] mok
    I'm going to support Aoyama-kun
    in my own way.
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