# 1 - Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak!
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**[00:05] Ann**
We're deep into added time at the end of
the second half, and the score remains 1-1.
**[00:13] Ann**
This will probably be the last action
of the game for Japan's Under-16s.
**[00:40] Ann**
Goal!
**[00:54] aoy**
You know, I don't mind you celebrating...
**[00:57] guy**
Aoyama!
**[01:00] aoy**
...but can you please not hug me and stuff?
**[01:05] aoy**
You'll get me dirty.
**[01:11] Girl**
Aoyama-kun sure is a clean freak.
***SIGN*** #01
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak
***SIGN*** Fujimi High School
**[02:56] Boy**
Aoyama-kyun...
**[02:57] ---**
So cool!
**[02:59] Girls**
It's so clean!
**[02:59] Girls**
I wish he'd wipe it every day!
**[03:10] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[03:11] Boy**
Wow, it's so sparkly!
**[03:13] Girl**
You're amazing, Aoyama!
**[03:16] Girl2**
Aoyama-kun!
**[03:18] Guy**
*I get it, Aoyama.*
**[03:20] Guy**
* Even as you clean, you feel like*
* the dirt keeps coming back,*
**[03:23] Guy**
* leaving you in an endless loop*
* where you just keep cleaning forever.*
**[03:27] zai**
A-o-ya-ma!
**[03:32] zai**
Practice has already started.
**[03:35] aoy**
Zaizen-san...
**[03:39] zai**
You're already worn out!
**[03:40] zai**
Do you have enough in the tank for practice?!
**[03:47] zai**
I want to hear you guys!
**[03:49] All**
Yes, sir!
**[03:49] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[03:56] Girl**
What kind of soap are you using?
**[04:06] Girls**
Aoyama-kun, that's some
impressive lathering!
**[04:09] Ta**
Far post!
**[04:11] Ta**
Keep your eyes on your man!
**[04:14] Ta**
Here it comes!
**[04:14] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[04:18] Girls**
His hands are so clean.
**[04:19] Girls**
Look at his fingertips!
**[04:21] zai**
Damn you...
**[04:24] zai**
How long are you going to keep that up?
**[04:26] zai**
I'll kill you!
**[04:35] Miwa**
That's enough.
**[04:42] zai**
Coach Miwa.
**[04:44] Miwa**
Kaocchi, Aoyama's an extreme germaphobe.
**[04:49] zai**
Could you please stop calling me that?
**[04:52] Miwa**
Ah, it's all good.
**[04:53] Miwa**
Just keep an eye out for him, as his senior.
**[04:56] Miwa**
After all, you'll be linking up
because of the positions you play.
**[05:01] zai**
*"Linking up..."*
**[05:06] zai**
Pass!
**[05:09] zai**
Header!
**[05:11] zai**
Eek!
**[05:14] zai**
*I don't see it working in the slightest,*
**[05:17] zai**
* but with him on the team, winning the*
* district prelims isn't a pipe dream.*
**[05:22] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[05:24] zai**
Make sure you stay hydrated.
**[05:28] aoy**
No.
**[05:31] Guy**
Drink it!
**[05:32] aoy**
I'd rather die.
**[05:34] Guy**
What?
**[05:36] Miwa**
I told you. He's a germaphobe.
**[05:42] Miwa**
He won't use something if someone else
has touched or drank from it.
**[05:47] Guy**
Does he really have to wash it?
**[05:51] Guy**
Here it comes!
**[05:54] zai**
*Just you watch, Aoyama...*
**[05:57] Guy**
It's a cross!
**[06:00] zai**
*I have the height advantage.*
**[06:02] zai**
*I'll jump higher than you and score!*
**[06:08] zai**
*Why isn't he jumping?*
**[06:12] Guys**
Gotcha!
**[06:16] Saka**
Just leave the muscleheads to us.
**[06:19] Kishi**
We got this.
**[06:20] zai**
That was a blatant foul!
**[06:23] aoy**
Is it a throw-in?
**[06:25] Capt**
I'll take it!
**[06:27] aoy**
Thank you.
**[06:28] zai**
What is this?
**[06:31] Saka**
Don't get so worked up.
**[06:32] Saka**
That guy's kinda fun.
**[06:34] Kishi**
Exactly. The real winners are
the ones who have the most fun.
**[06:37] Guy3**
Keep it fun!
**[06:41] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[06:42] Capt**
Here it comes!
**[06:54] zai**
If you think you can get away with
everything just because you're good,
**[06:58] zai**
you're in for a rude awakening, you idiot!
**[07:00] zai**
And you guys! Quit coddling him!
**[07:03] zai**
You know what I mean!
**[07:04] cap**
Dude, don't you realize
you're far more coddled than he is?
**[07:13] cap**
I mean, just look at those
brand spanking new cleats.
**[07:16] Saka**
He's right! Coddle City!
**[07:18] zai**
I got these from my daddy—
I mean, my old man!
**[07:21] Saka**
Oldest son of a business mogul?
What is your life, a TV show?!
**[07:24] Saka**
Get outta here, Richie Rich!
**[07:27] All**
And what is with that old butler
ferrying you to and from school?!
**[07:30] All**
Yeah! Right on!
**[07:31] All**
Try experiencing the crush of
a morning rush hour train for once!
**[07:34] ---**
Amen!
**[07:36] zai**
*Seriously? I'm the more coddled one here?*
**[07:41] zai**
*No!*
**[07:43] zai**
* Being spoiled rotten has*
* nothing to do with this...*
**[07:46] zai**
...and you have even less
to do with this, baseball team!
**[07:50] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[07:53] zai**
You're gonna start
taking soccer seriously!
**[07:56] Miwa**
I told you all to *get along*!
**[07:59] Guys**
There it is!
**[08:00] Guys**
Miwa-chan's "ippon seoi nage" throw!
**[08:02] Guys**
That's a third dan judo master for you!
**[08:07] Saka**
Another clean throw.
**[08:08] zai**
Why is a judo aficionado even
coaching the soccer team?
**[08:21] zai**
He jumps out of the way of passes,
**[08:23] zai**
he won't head the ball,
**[08:24] zai**
and any kind of contact play is out.
**[08:27] zai**
I don't care how talented he is.
**[08:29] zai**
I will never accept someone like him!
**[08:43] zai**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[08:44] moka**
U-Um, I...
**[08:51] zai**
What was that all about?
**[08:53] Miwa**
Kaocchi.
**[08:56] Gaoy**
Coach?
**[08:58] Gaoy**
I really would like you
to stop calling me that.
**[09:03] Gaoy**
What's up?
**[09:04] Gaoy**
I'll take care of locking up
the clubhouse.
**[09:07] Miwa**
It's not that. It's about
Aoyama being a clean freak.
**[09:12] Kaoy**
I don't care if
he's a clean freak or whatever.
**[09:15] Kaoy**
He's either not serious about soccer,
or he just doesn't care.
**[09:18] Miwa**
You think so?
**[09:19] Kaoy**
It's obvious!
**[09:21] Kaoy**
He'll use wanting to stay clean as an excuse
**[09:23] Kaoy**
to just look on when
the game's hanging in the balance.
**[09:27] Kaoy**
He won't even touch the ball
without rubber gloves.
**[09:30] Miwa**
You're right about that.
**[09:38] Miwa**
After every session, Aoyama cleans
the balls like that without fail.
**[09:48] Kaoy**
Well, sure he does.
He *is* a clean freak, after all.
**[09:51] Kaoy**
But why does he put on
that ridiculous outfit to do it?
**[09:53] Miwa**
He has to, or else he can't clean the balls.
**[09:57] Miwa**
It's a tremendous handicap.
**[09:59] Miwa**
He can't do what everybody
is able to do naturally.
**[10:03] Miwa**
You sweat and get dirty.
**[10:05] Miwa**
Once the game starts,
you can't avoid contact with others.
**[10:10] Miwa**
It must be rough for a germaphobe.
**[10:13] Miwa**
In spite of all that,
he engages in soccer activities every day.
**[10:18] Miwa**
Polishing the balls is probably
like a ritual to him.
**[10:23] Miwa**
It's like a "thank you" to the balls.
**[10:27] Miwa**
Aoyama is a true soccer nerd.
**[10:31] txt**
Clean Freak! Aoyama-kun
**[10:34] txt**
Hot-Blooded
Scion!
Zaizen Kaoru
***SIGN*** Fujimi High School
**[10:40] Guy**
So this is Fujimi High School,
where I'll find Aoyama.
**[10:43] Guy**
I don't believe this.
**[10:45] Guy**
Oh, well. It won't matter once I win.
**[10:48] Guy**
From tomorrow, you'll be part of our team!
**[10:52] zai**
That's the famous Oshigami-Minami High.
**[10:56] Capt**
That's Takechi, the guy who was picked
along with Aoyama for Japan's Under-16s.
**[11:00] Capt**
He's Tokyo's number one forward.
**[11:04] Take**
Thank you.
**[11:06] Miwa**
Thank you.
**[11:08] Capt**
I heard they'd only send the reserves...
**[11:11] Capt**
He's coming this way.
**[11:13] Guy**
Fine by me.
**[11:15] Guy**
I'll go introduce myself.
**[11:16] Capt**
Hey! Don't cause any trouble!
**[11:20] zai**
Hey.
**[11:20] Take**
It's been a while, Aoyama!
**[11:23] aoy**
Takechi-san?
**[11:26] Guy**
That over-waxed little gel-head!
**[11:34] capt**
He's actually gelled it really well.
**[11:37] Take**
Aoyama, why did you reject our invitation?
**[11:41] Take**
This school crashes out
in the district preliminaries every year.
**[11:46] Take**
You've been given a gift.
**[11:49] Take**
So where's the sense in
letting it go to waste here?
**[11:52] Guys**
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
**[11:54] Take**
I bet you guys can't comprehend
the artistry or true value of Aoyama's game!
**[12:01] Take**
I can't allow Aoyama to keep playing
on this team of scrubs.
**[12:07] Guy1**
Just who the hell do you think you are?!
**[12:11] Take**
Don't touch me.
**[12:13] aoy**
Takechi-san.
**[12:16] aoy**
I came to this school because
it has something unique about it.
**[12:25] Guys**
Aoyama...
**[12:30] Guy**
Goal!
**[12:31] guy2**
Oshigami-Minami takes the lead!
**[12:37] zai**
Dammit...
**[12:38] Take**
What could this team possibly have
that brought you here?
**[12:44] Take**
Will you show me in this match?
**[12:47] aoy**
Takechi-san, why are you
showing off your abs?
**[12:52] aoy**
It's gross. Could you please stop?
**[12:54] Take**
You need a fit, muscular body to get
you through the rigors of this game!
**[13:01] Take**
You want to have a body like mine too, right?
**[13:26] Play**
Aoyama's on the attack!
**[13:28] Play**
Close him down!
**[13:29] ---**
R-Right!
**[13:30] Take**
*This is bad!*
**[13:34] Take**
I don't care if you foul him!
**[13:36] Take**
Just stop him in his tracks!
**[13:44] Play**
*It's no use. We can't stop him.*
**[13:46] Play**
*I'll just have to...*
**[13:49] Play**
Huh?
**[13:51] take**
Keeper!
**[14:02] Goal**
*He's not shooting?*
**[14:04] Goal**
*You think you can mess around?*
**[14:05] Goal**
*I'll grab it before you get past me!*
**[14:15] Goal**
What?
**[14:23] Capt**
Goal!
**[14:25] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[14:27] zai**
Damn. He made that goal all by himself.
**[14:30] Take**
Exquisite.
**[14:33] Girl**
*He didn't let anyone lay a finger on him,*
**[14:35] Girl**
* and then he finished it off*
* with a rabona nutmeg!*
**[14:38] Girl**
*That's so like him.*
**[14:39] Miwa**
* In order to stay out of touching distance*
* from other players,*
**[14:43] Miwa**
* Aoyama's movements are*
* frighteningly precise,*
**[14:46] Miwa**
* and that's consistently true,*
* from start to finish.*
**[14:48] Miwa**
* If defenders come near him,*
* he dribbles right through them.*
**[14:51] Miwa**
*Or he hits a telling one-touch pass.*
**[14:54] Miwa**
* Fearing this, the defenders*
* can't mark him too tightly.*
**[14:59] Miwa**
*However, if they give him space,*
**[15:02] Miwa**
*he has an unrivaled precision shot.*
**[15:07] Miwa**
* This is the playing style*
* Aoyama arrived at...*
**[15:09] Miwa**
* after considering all of*
* the things he cannot do.*
**[15:12] Miwa**
*The germaphobe's absolute domain.*
**[15:17] zai**
We took the lead!
**[15:18] zai**
* We're a goal up on the*
* illustrious Oshigami-Minami.*
**[15:21] guys**
Yes, Aoyama! That's goal number two!
**[15:25] zai**
* I don't want to admit it,*
* but he has real skill.*
**[15:30] guy**
H-He didn't move?
**[15:34] miwa**
He's really consistent about
not doing anything that'll get him dirty.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st 2nd Total
***SIGN*** Oshigami- Minami
**[15:43] tac**
Takechi-san's on edge because
we ended the first half 2-1 behind.
**[15:49] tak**
Tachibana!
**[15:50] tac**
Yes!
**[15:52] tak**
Did you see Aoyama's almost
illegally beautiful plays?
**[15:56] tak**
He is a veritable *treasure*
of Japan's soccer world.
**[15:59] tac**
Takechi-san, he's still our opponent.
**[16:02] tak**
I know.
**[16:04] tak**
We won't let him have his way
in the second half!
**[16:07] guy**
The second half is beginning!
**[16:16] zai**
Four defenders marking Aoyama?!
**[16:19] cap**
Dammit. There's no way to pass to Aoyama!
**[16:22] tad**
Captain!
**[16:23] cap**
All right, Tada!
**[16:28] tak**
Laughable.
**[16:29] tak**
As long as Aoyama doesn't get the ball,
**[16:32] tak**
Fujimi High has even less bite
than a toothless tiger.
**[16:35] zai**
You wish!
**[16:37] zai**
Putting four men on Aoyama
gives the rest of us a lot more space!
**[16:39] zai**
We'll attack without him!
**[16:41] ishi**
There!
**[16:42] zai**
Watch this!
**[16:46] guy**
Wow, this guy can't use his feet at all.
**[16:49] tak**
Ugly. That was too ugly for words.
**[16:52] cap**
I understand what you're trying to do,
**[16:55] cap**
but you know you're not great
with the ball at your feet.
**[16:58] zai**
Dammit!
**[17:07] miwa**
This is bad.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st 2nd Total
***SIGN*** Oshigami- Minami
**[17:09] miwa**
Just by shutting down Aoyama,
the difference is stark.
**[17:16] tak**
You get it now, don't you?
**[17:19] tak**
This isn't where
you're supposed to be, Aoyama.
**[17:24] tak**
It's not too late. Join us.
**[17:27] miw**
Kaocchi! Come here!
**[17:31] miw**
Ten minutes left.
**[17:33] miw**
But isn't there something wrong
with Aoyama's movements?
**[17:35] miw**
Normally, it doesn't matter how
many people there are on him.
**[17:38] zai**
You're right.
**[17:40] miw**
It's possible he's injured.
**[17:43] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[17:46] zai**
Are you hurt or something?
**[17:50] aoy**
No.
**[17:52] zai**
What gives, then?
**[17:53] zai**
Huh?
**[17:55] zai**
Son of a... Look at your feet!
**[17:58] zai**
Don't tell me you're just
avoiding getting dirty!
**[18:04] zai**
Stop screwing around!
**[18:05] zai**
If you don't want to play, get off the field!
**[18:13] (Flashback) aoy**
I came to this school because
it has something unique about it.
**[18:19] zai**
*Why? Why did you come here?!*
**[18:23] zai**
* In the first half, I actually thought*
* you might be serious about soccer.*
**[18:28] zai**
*But now, you're just...*
**[18:34] zai**
*You disappoint me.*
**[18:35] guy**
Last five minutes!
**[18:38] tad**
I got this!
**[18:42] tad**
Oh crap!
**[18:45] take**
Losers, all of you! This is...
**[18:49] take**
...the end!
**[18:58] take**
He blocked it with his face?!
**[19:01] cap**
Counterattack!
**[19:06] zai**
*I...*
**[19:07] zai**
*I don't have the skill or talent Aoyama has.*
**[19:12] zai**
*But you know what?*
**[19:14] zai**
* It doesn't matter if the opponent's*
* a famous school or not...*
**[19:18] zai**
*I want to win!*
**[19:20] cap**
Zaizen!
**[19:22] zai**
*I'm giving soccer everything I've got here!*
**[19:36] zai**
*Damn you!*
**[20:06] guys**
Goal!
**[20:14] zai**
I thought you didn't want to get dirty.
**[20:18] aoy**
If it's just the last five minutes,
I can handle it.
**[20:21] aoy**
I really hate losing.
**[20:25] zai**
*This guy...*
**[20:28] zai**
* Aoyama's a clean freak*
* who has a rod up his ass,*
**[20:31] zai**
* so to be honest,*
* I don't like this first-year.*
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
**[20:37] zai**
*But you know what?*
**[20:39] ---**
Yippee!
**[20:43] zai**
* When it comes to the desire to win,*
* he's just like us.*
**[20:47] zai**
*That makes him a reliable teammate!*
**[20:55] zai**
Aoyama, you bastard!
**[20:58] aoy**
Nice header, Zaizen-san.
**[21:08] zai**
You can have this.
**[21:09] zai**
You're more worthy of the number 10.
**[21:13] aoy**
Zaizen-san...
**[21:15] aoy**
I... don't want it.
**[21:17] zai**
Put it on!
**[21:19] aoy**
I'd rather die.
**[21:20] zai**
Is my shirt that dirty?!
**[21:21] girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[21:25] tak**
I won't stand for this!
**[21:27] tak**
We were supposed to show our superiority
and talk Aoyama into joining us.
**[21:31] tak**
But instead, we lost! Unthinkable!
**[21:35] tak**
Perhaps I should transfer to Fujimi High.
**[21:37] tach**
What?
**[21:39] tak**
But I wonder what Aoyama was talking about.
**[21:42] tak**
What is so unique about Fujimi High?
**[21:49] aoy**
I'm glad I came here.
**[21:54] aoy**
Every toilet needs this feature.
**[23:30] mok**
I've decided.
**[23:32] mok**
I'm going to support Aoyama-kun
in my own way.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?