6 - Ozaki-kun Has His Pride

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SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
SIGN    Takada Mirai
SIGN    Zoom
SIGN    Ka-Pow
SIGN    Aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaah
[00:16] girl
    Wh-Why are you doing this? For me?
[00:20] guy
    If I defeat him... you will be...
[00:24] guy
    ...free!
[00:28] mon
    G-Gah! Why?!
[00:29] mon
    S-Spare me!
SIGN    Gah
[00:34] hero
    Don't rob people of the things...
SIGN    Dun dun dun
[00:38] hero
    ...they hold dear!
[00:42] guy
    Your work this week is amazing
    once again, Ozaki-kun!
[00:47] guy
    But you do need to get the manuscript up
    in the morning at the latest.
[00:50] osa
    I'm not going to be late.
[00:52] osa
    I have my pride.
SIGN    #06
SIGN    Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
[02:38] tsu
    Holy crap, this is good!
[02:42] tsu
    "Don't rob people of the things
    they hold dear!"
[02:45] tsu
    Dude, you're so slow to come to the rescue!
[02:49] osa
    Is that manga fun?
[02:55] tsu
    In my view, it's easily number one.
[02:58] tsu
    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[03:00] tsu
    already has over 10 million copies in print!
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
[03:02] tsu
    An anime adaptation
    has already been greenlit, too.
[03:05] tsu
    Of course, I foresaw its success
    right from chapter one.
[03:10] tsu
    You know, if you want, you can borrow it!
[03:14] osa
    No, I'm fine.
[03:16] tsu
    That so?
[03:18] tsu
    All right, then.
[03:23] tsu
    What is it?
[03:25] tsu
    How long are you going to stand there?
[03:27] tsu
    I can't read like this!
[03:31] oza
    I see.
[03:34] sak
    What's going on, four eyes?
[03:35] tsu
    Nothing. It's just that Ozaki
    actually talked to me for once.
[03:38] sak
    He's always by himself,
    so it's hard to know what he's really like.
[03:43] girl
    It's Ozaki-kun!
[03:55] girl
    There he goes.
[03:58] girl2
    How I've missed this feeling.
[04:04] girl2
    Ozaki-kun always looks intently at things
    that catch his attention, doesn't he?
[04:08] girl2
    Right now, it's a wall.
[04:10] girl
    I wonder why.
[04:11] girl2
    Usually, that kinda stare would be creepy,
    but when it's Ozaki-kun,
[04:16] both
    it gives you goosebumps!
[04:18] kata
    What's wrong with you?!
[04:21] guy
    What's going on?
[04:22] guy
    The math teacher, Katahira,
    is throwing a fit again!
[04:25] guy2
    Who's the victim this time?
[04:28] kata
    Bringing manga to school
    is against the rules!
[04:31] kata
    Confiscated!
[04:32] tsu
    Please wait! Everybody brings manga to school!
[04:36] kata
    A rule violation is a rule violation.
[04:38] kata
    I don't like excuses.
[04:44] tsu
    No! Wait!
[04:46] kata
    Manga's a complete waste of time.
[04:49] kata
    If you have time for that junk,
    use it to study more!
[04:52] guy
    She didn't have to rip it.
[04:54] guy2
    That was actually cruel.
[04:58] tsu
    I hadn't finished reading it yet!
[05:03] kata
    Worst day ever!
[05:05] kata
    And what kind of woman
    goes after someone else's boyfriend?
[05:09] wom
    I'm sorry! Teehee!
SIGN    Ma-kun
SIGN    I've fallen in love with someone else
SIGN    Ma-kun
SIGN    ...I'm sorry
[05:12] wom
    That thieving cat!
[05:17] kata
    Cat?
[05:18] kata
    Wait, what's all this?
     I just washed it yesterday!
[05:35] moka
    There are more now.
[05:39] kata
    So you're the culprit.
[05:42] kata
    I'm going to get them taken
    to the pound immediately.
[05:45] mok
    Huh?
[05:46] mok
    But that's...
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[05:47] kata
    If you're against it, you take them home...
[05:50] mok
    M-My parents are both allergic
    to cats, so I can't do that.
[05:53] kata
    Blame yourself for feeding them
    when you're not ready to take them in.
[05:57] kata
    This is on you.
[05:59] kata
    Hello? I'm calling from Fujimi High School.
[06:06] kata
    Yes. It's about some cats.
[06:07] mok
    What do I do?
    They'll be taken away because of me!
[06:12] kata
    Please come immediately. Yes.
[06:17] mok
    I need to do something...
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[06:20] mok
    Anything.
[06:23] oza
    Okay, stop.
[06:26] kata
    Huh?
[06:28] kata
    Hey!
[06:29] kata
    What are you doing?!
[06:32] kata
    What was that for?!
[06:34] oza
    These are my cats.
[06:36] ---
    See you.
[06:38] kata
    W-Wait! You'd better pay for my phone!
[06:42] kata
    You hear me?!
[06:44] oza
    Then what about that manga
    you tore up earlier?
[06:51] oza
    Don't rob people of the things
    they hold dear.
[06:55] (Flashback) kata
    That thieving cat!
[07:04] oza
    I didn't throw it.
[07:06] kata
    Ozaki-kun...
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[07:10] kata
    You acted so tough.
[07:12] mok
    Bye-bye, kitties.
[07:15] oza
    Sorry for the wait, Naga-san.
[07:17] nag
    You're so late, Ozaki-kun—whoa!
    What's with those meow-meows?!
[07:21] oza
    I found them.
[07:23] nag
    We have to get right down to work
[07:25] nag
    and send the manuscript before morning,
    or we'll be in trouble.
[07:29] oza
    Roger.
[07:30] [SONG] txt
    Edge
[07:33] kata
    I shouldn't have done that.
SIGN    Don't rob people of the things they hold dear!!
SIGN    Books 1-9 on sale now!
SIGN    Takada's latest works are only available in the Weekly Gonz!
SIGN    Takada Mirai
[07:36] kata
    "Don't rob people of the things
    they hold dear," huh?
[07:41] kata
    This manga kinda reminds me of Ozaki-kun.
[07:45] nag
    Did something good happen today?
[07:47] oza
    Not really.
[07:50] nag
    I see.
[07:51] nag
    School's the best place to
    get inspiration for shounen manga.
[07:55] nag
    Make sure you take in everything.
[07:58] oza
    Actually, there is someone who's on my mind.
SIGN    Rescue complete!
[08:09] tsu
    So good!
[08:11] sak
    I want to read Save the World, so gimme.
[08:14] tsu
    Sure thing.
[08:16] tsu
    This week, Matsu Suguru
    saves a village of cats!
[08:21] saK
    You moron! No spoilers, four eyes!
[08:25] tsu
    Then buy them yourself for once!
[08:27] yos
    I'm eating your lunches, all right?
[08:29] both
    Wait!
[08:30] yos
    I won't.
[08:31] both
    He's chowing down on them!
[08:34] oza
    He's not here.
SIGN    Aoyama Life
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[08:44] oza
    Is he making her clean?
[08:52] yur
    Which Aoyama-kun do you want next?
[08:57] ish
    Hm, the Aoyama-kun cleat wiener.
[09:00] yur
    Shoot!
[09:01] ish
    Okay.
[09:03] ish
    Yurippe, your lunches are
    the best in the world!
[09:06] yur
    Oh you, Gaku.
[09:08] ish
    It's true!
[09:10] oza
    What's going on?
[09:16] team
    A perfect interception! So amazingly clean!
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:20] team
    Go, go, Aoyama!
[09:24] gir
    Aoyama-kun, please use this!
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:31] girl
    He's so cool!
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:33] oza
    So that type of guy is in, huh?
[09:35] tsu
    Here comes the nice D!
[09:38] sak
    It crossed the line! Throw-in!
[09:40] ish
    Aoyama, I'll take it.
[09:43] guy
    No, I will.
[09:45] oza
    He's bossing upperclassmen around?
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:48] tem
    Eek! Aoyama-kun! Good luck!
[09:51] oza
    At least wave to them.
[10:02] aoy
    Control! Control! Control!
[10:06] all
    Aoyama-sama!
SIGN    Step
[10:18] dar
    Watch out, Suguru.
    Something's off about this town.
[10:22] sug
    Yeah, it's enveloped in an aura of negativity.
[10:28] sug
    The townsfolk are cleaning
    with their eyes dead?
[10:28] all
    Clean, clean.
[10:32] dar
    Is somebody controlling them with an ability?
[10:34] dar
    It can't be...
[10:36] sug
    You're...
[10:40] wiz
    The hell-fiend of the wizarding world:
[10:43] wiz
    The Blue Wizard!
SIGN    Dun
[10:45] wiz
    Vanish, stain!
[10:48] sug
    What?!
[10:49] sug
    None of these people want to do this!
[10:52] sug
    A real man doesn't avoid getting
    his hands dirty by using others!
[10:57] wiz
    The weak desire to be
    controlled by someone strong.
[11:01] wiz
    I am strong.
[11:03] wiz
    That's why I control the world as it desires!
SIGN    I am strong.
SIGN    That's why
    I control
    the world
    as it desires!
[11:09] tsu
    So the new character is a villain...
[11:14] tsu
    So cool!
[11:17] tsu
    "I am strong. That's why I control."
[11:23] txt
    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
SIGN    Ozaki Atsumu
SIGN    I'm the protagonist of the series!!
SIGN    Matsu Suguru
SIGN    Darbobble
SIGN    Blue Wizard
[11:31] nag
    Wow, the feedback on this new
    Blue Wizard character has been great!
[11:35] nag
    Looks like he's a real hit!
SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[11:37] oza
    Aoyam—I mean, the wizard is
    a selfish villain who controls people!
[11:43] nag
    I guess maybe a lot of people
    view him as an anti-hero?
[11:46] nag
    Whatever the case, it's good
     that the character is popular.
[11:50] oza
    That was not my intention.
[11:53] oza
    If that didn't get my point across,
    I'm going to make him even more evil!
SIGN    Menacing
[11:57] girl
    Wah, he's come back!
[12:01] girl
    Wizard-sama!
[12:04] girl
    Love, love, love you!
[12:09] girl
    Wizard-sama!
[12:11] wiz
    Silence, swine.
[12:14] nag
    Wow, Wizard-sama's popularity
    is through the roof!
SIGN    Planet of the Maids
[12:17] nag
    Ozaki-kun!
[12:19] oza
    But he's doing such horrible things.
[12:21] nag
    He's evil, but I think people like
    the fact that he's true to himself.
[12:26] nag
    See?
SIGN    Alpha
SIGN    Wizard-sama's seriously cool
SIGN    Alpha
SIGN    Wizard-sama's
    seriously cool
SIGN    Lazy
SIGN    Silence, swine.
[12:31] ---
    Oh, come on...
[12:31] ---
    Is your heart throbbing?
SIGN    Gent with specs
SIGN    I am the Wizard!!!!!!!
SIGN    Moenyan
SIGN     Wizard-sama!
    Is too cool!!
     Wizard-sama!
     Is too cool!!
[12:32] ---
    It totally is!
[12:33] ---
    Throb, throb, throb, throb!
SIGN    Girl with glasses
SIGN    Wizard-sama!! Wizard-sama!!
SIGN    brrr
SIGN    Matsu Suguru sucks
[12:35] maid
    Here you go. Your heartthrob café au lait!
[12:38] nag
    Thank mew.
[12:39] oza
    Dammit!
[12:43] old
    Oh, my. Heel, boy, heel!
[12:52] oza
    This is it.
[12:54] oza
    I can use this to bring
    the Wizard's popularity down.
[12:56] sugu
    I won't let you do as you please!
SIGN    Mwahaha
[13:00] wiz
    You're all bark and no bite.
[13:02] wiz
    The only one who can stop me is me!
[13:05] sugu
    We'll see about that! Go...
SIGN    Bam
[13:09] sugu
    Darbobble!
[13:10] dar
    This is mutting to me!
[13:12] sugu
    Nullify his hold on everyone!
[13:16] all
    I'm awake!
[13:18] sug
    How do you like that, Wizard?
[13:19] sug
    Wait, what?
SIGN    Run
SIGN    Run
SIGN    Run
SIGN    Run
[13:23] wiz
    I can't handle dogs! Help me, please!
[13:28] nag
    How about all this Wizard merch?
[13:31] oza
    But why is there even Wizard merch?!
[13:34] nag
    Well, you see...
[13:35] nag
    People loved him running from the dog.
[13:37] nag
    His popularity has skyrocketed even further!
[13:40] all
    Wizard-sama's so cute!
[13:42] oza
    I'm going to go for the jugular next time.
[13:45] nag
    Huh? What?
[13:46] oza
    Even more evil...
[13:52] sak
    Not losing official matches is one thing,
    but he doesn't even lose scrimmages.
[13:56] tsu
    That's his fifth goal today.
[13:58] tsu
    He doesn't hold back.
[14:00] sat
    Dammit! These mittens!
[14:02] sat
    Mittens! Mittens!
[14:05] sak
    Ozaki again?
[14:07] sak
    He's been coming here every day.
[14:09] tsu
    He must have a lot of time on his hands.
    He doesn't do any club activities.
[14:13] sak
    Don't you think he looks livid?
[14:16] yos
    His face always looks like that.
[14:18] oza
    Aoy...
[14:19] sugu
    ...ue Wizard! I will never accept
    your evil existence!
[14:24] wiz
    If you think all I can do is
    control people, you're mistaken!
[14:29] wiz
    I have never lost a fight!
[14:33] wiz
    Blue Punish!
[14:38] sugu
    The town's in danger!
[14:40] wiz
    Puh-Puh-Puh-Punish!
SIGN    Boom
[14:47] wiz
    The world has gotten
    a little bit cleaner again.
SIGN    Results of the second "I'm Going to Save This World!!" popularity contest!!
[14:52] tsu
    Here are the results
     of the popularity contest!
SIGN    place
SIGN    votes
SIGN    Blue Wizard
[14:56] tsu
    In first place with 8,531 votes: Wizard!
SIGN    Matsu Suguru
SIGN    Darbobble
[15:01] tsu
    In second place: Matsu Suguru
    with 2245 votes. Third, Darbobble.
[15:07] tsu
    Wizard-sama's so good!
[15:09] sak
    Let me see this week's Wizard already!
[15:14] oza
    So be it! He'll become the ultimate evil...
SIGN    Big Bang
[15:19] oza
    ...and vanish along with the entire planet!
[15:22] nag
    Ozaki-kun...
SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[15:24] nag
    No destroying the planet.
[15:27] nag
    Otherwise, nobody can save the world.
[15:28] oza
    But...
[15:29] nag
    Rejected.
[15:32] oza
    Then, how about this?
[15:38] wiz
    All the women of the world are mine!
SIGN    Gonz
[15:45] nag
    Ozaki-kun, I have bad news
    about this week's chapter.
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
[15:50] nag
    Its popularity is in free fall.
[15:52] nag
    The female fan base has reacted very badly
    to seeing the Wizard be a playboy.
[15:59] nag
    This is bad.
[16:01] oza
    So you mean Wizard's popularity
    has plummeted?
[16:04] nag
    Yes.
[16:07] oza
    There it is! I finally did it!
[16:10] oza
    Take that, Wizard!
[16:14] nag
    Ozaki-kun, do you realize
     what you're saying?
SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[16:18] nag
    This might be your manga,
    but it's also a product of our company.
[16:23] nag
    This isn't a hobby or a game.
[16:27] nag
    Ozaki-kun.
[16:29] nag
    With an anime on the way,
    we cannot let the series tank.
[16:35] zai
    Hey, Aoyama!
[16:37] zai
    You don't need that for practice!
SIGN    Gonz
[16:41] oza
    A Gonz*? Is he following the series, too?
[16:45] aoy
    This is four eyes-san's.
[16:47] oza
    It's ironic.
SIGN    Blue Wizard
SIGN    Matsu Suguru
[16:49] oza
    The wizard who's modeled on Aoyama*
    has totally usurped the main character.
[16:55] aoY
    Satou-san was saying something
    about mittens, wasn't he?
[16:58] zai
    Don't ask me!
[16:58] (Flashback) nag
    Anyway, regaining Wizard-sama's
    popularity is priority number one.
[17:06] oza
    I'm a genius manga author!
[17:09] oza
    This is a piece of cake!
SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[17:14] sugu
    Today's the day I will finally beat you!
[17:18] gru
    Garudo Death Gold!
SIGN    Boom
SIGN    Whoosh
[17:26] gur
    The ruler of this world
    won't be that wizard!
[17:30] sugu
    What?!
[17:31] gru
    It'll be me,
[17:34] gru
    Garudo-sama!
[17:38] wiz
    Matsu Suguru.
[17:40] wiz
    Shall we momentarily
     put our fight on hold?
[17:44] wiz
    I don't like that muscle head.
[17:46] sugu
    You want me to team up with you?
[17:49] wzi
    It's decided, then.
[17:51] sugu
    It's a temporary truce.
[17:54] oza
    How's that? The rivals are teaming
    up in this heated encounter!
[17:59] oza
    Love it! Love it!
[18:03] tsu
    They jumped the shark.
[18:05] tsu
    The author just doesn't get it.
[18:09] tsu
    It doesn't make any sense for Wizard-sama
    to team up with that loser, Suguru!
[18:15] oza
    Suguru, a loser?
[18:16] yos
    I bet it's just an attempt to
    recapture the female fan base
[18:19] yos
    after Wizard-sama made
    all those women wait on him.
[18:23] oza
    You people know nothing!
[18:25] oza
    I'm going to take your oh-so-important
    reader opinion to heart
[18:28] oza
    and make you choke on your words!
SIGN    Roar
[18:36] sugu
    Wizard!
[18:38] wiz
    I'm fine!
[18:39] sugu
    What? You're tiny!
[18:41] wiz
    I'm tired.
[18:43] sugu
    Don't die! Not on my shoulder!
[18:47] oza
    What do you think, girls?!
    Isn't mini Wizard super cute?!
[18:51] oza
    Love it! Love it!
[18:54] girl
    What is this? It's horrible!
[18:57] girl
    The shrunken Wizard-sama's going to die!
[19:01] oza
    What? That was supposed to be funny!
[19:05] girl
    I can't read this!
[19:08] oza
    Dammit! What will make them happy?!
[19:11] oza
    No, believe in yourself!
[19:13] oza
    If I put all of my
    manga-writing powers into it,
[19:15] oza
    I can recover the series' popularity!
SIGN    I will protect you!
SIGN    Bomb
[19:19] yos
    What happened to his phobia of dogs?
SIGN    Badump
SIGN    Su-gu-ru
[19:27] girls
    So last year! Is this author stupid?!
[19:29] wiz
    For you, I'd gladly lay down my life!
[19:33] all
    Who even are you?
[19:37] oza
    Wizard. Wizard.
[19:39] all
    He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it.
[19:42] all
    Is the author dumb?
[19:44] oza
    I don't know what's right
    and what's wrong anymore,
[19:47] oza
    even though I'm the one who created Wizard.
[19:52] oza
    He reads the series, too!
[19:54] oza
    I'm going to ask him directly!
[19:56] oza
    Oh, that's this week's issue!
[19:59] oza
    The next page is I'm Going to Save This World!!
[20:02] oza**
    Read it already!
[20:03] oza
    Turn the page!
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
[20:06] ---
    At last!
[20:10] all
    Aoyama!
[20:12] sak
    Did you read this week's Gonz?
[20:14] sak
    Huh?
[20:15] tsu
    Why is Ozaki in a freshman classroom?
[20:18] yosh
    Weirdo.
[20:19] oza
    You! Why did you skip
    I'm Going to Save This World!!?
[20:24] sak
    Isn't it obvious if you're a fan?
[20:27] sak
    Lately, Wizard-sama's such
    a tool, it's unbearable.
[20:30] yos
    Especially to true fans.
[20:32] tsu
    True love is skipping reading it!
[20:35] oza
    I can't do it. I can't do it by myself.
[20:39] oza
    To write Wizard... to do that...
[20:44] oza
    I need your help, Aoyama!
[20:48] aoy
    Um...
[20:50] aoy
    I skipped I'm Going to Save This World!!
[20:53] aoy
    because I don't read it.
[20:57] aoy
    I don't like the art style.
[21:01] oza
    Why, you!
SIGN    Boom
[21:05] sugu
    Bastard!
[21:07] sugu
    I thought we were putting our fight on hold!
[21:10] wiz
    You ugly stain! I'm the hell-fiend
    of the wizarding world, Blue Wizard!
[21:16] wiz
    Trusting me means
    something's wrong with you!
[21:20] wiz
    Come forth, Evil Azure Orb!
[21:24] wiz
    Blue-Blue Punish!
SIGN    Zoom
[21:27] sugu
    You traitor!
SIGN    Boom
[21:35] girl
    So noble.
[21:36] tsu
    This is it! This is the revival
    of Wizard-sama we wanted!
[21:44] oza
    You've all got a screw loose.
[23:26] oda
    Ah!
[23:28] oda
    So close!
SIGN    Aoyama Life
SIGN    Next episode
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