4 - Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret

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SIGN    Palm Frog
SIGN    The
SIGN    Swamps
SIGN    Smart
SIGN    Mage ° Aki
SIGN    Smart
SIGN    Knight
     Thunder
[00:03] nar
    My name is Narita Shion.
[00:05] nar
    Like Aoyama, I am a clean freak.
[00:09] nar
    For observers, being a clean freak
    is nothing but a disadvantage...
[00:13] nar
    A weakness.
[00:19] nar
    Attract attention, and you'll have to
    interact more with people,
[00:22] nar
    increasing the risk of your getting dirty.
[00:25] mag
    Here we go!
[00:32] nar
    But online, I can communicate without
    the looming stress of getting dirty.
[00:51] voi
    Quest complete!
[00:55] nar
    Letting people in the real world know
    that you're a clean freak is idiotic.
[01:01] nar
    That's why I keep it a secret.
SIGN    #04
SIGN    Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
[03:04] nar
    This is the only time I can relax at school.
[03:09] nar
    In an hour, this classroom
    will become a battlefield.
[03:17] gir
    Yuuko, the camera's on the other side.
[03:23] nar
    All my classmates are vulgar and ill-mannered.
[03:27] nar
    Worse than trash mobs in the MMORPG I play.
[03:38] nar
    Stop screwing around
    in the classroom, you vermin!
[03:41] kir
    Sorry, Narita!
[03:46] nar
    Don't wipe it with your sleeve!
    You're just spreading it!
[03:50] nar
    It's fine.
[03:52] nar
    I've got the rest.
[03:54] nar
    The best way is to just not get involved.
[03:59] guy
    Hey, Aoyama, did you finish
    your morning cleaning ritual?
[04:03] aoy
    Yup.
[04:04] nar
    I can't fathom why he'd risk getting dirty
    by cleaning public property.
[04:11] guy
    Lately, this online game called
    Monstrosity Hunter has got me hooked!
[04:29] kir
    Sorry, Aoyama...
[04:34] nar
    Avoid interacting with others
    as much as possible
[04:36] nar
    and above all else, prioritize
    reducing the risk of getting dirty.
[04:41] nar
    That's the smart way to live
    if you're a clean freak.
SIGN    Home Economics
[04:51] tea
    Today, you will be making
[04:53] tea
    pork miso soup with rolled omelet
    and a side salad.
[04:56] tea
    Each group needs to work together
    to make it a delic—
[05:02] girl
    Wouldn't it be better to wash
    the vegetables with soap?
[05:06] gir
    Dunno.
[05:08] guy
    This is hard to watch.
[05:10] kir
    The girls in our class have zero girl skills.
[05:19] kir
    Narita's amazing with a knife!
[05:21] rik
    Not bad!
[05:23] nar
    I could do this with my eyes closed.
[05:26] guys
    Aoyama's slicing veg super fast, too!
[05:31] nar
    The cucumbers are dancing
    and leaping through the air,
[05:39] nar
    before neatly floating into the bowl.
[05:40] nar
    This is art!
[05:42] tea
    That's Aoyama-kun for you.
[05:44] tea
    That isn't something you can do
    unless you use knives a lot every day.
[05:51] nar
    For a clean freak, that's standard.
[05:54] kir
    Whoa! Narita's moving super fast,
    without any wasted movements!
[05:59] kir
    He's finishing dish after dish,
    all by himself!
[06:03] rik
    Should I help?
[06:06] nar
    Leave it to me.
[06:07] rik
    Huh...
[06:08] nar
    I can't eat anything that
    someone else has made,
[06:11] nar
    so I have no choice but to cook every day.
[06:12] riK
    Then I'll just do a taste test.
[06:15] nar
    Don't put the ladle to your lips!
[06:18] riK
    Yum!
[06:19] nar
    Thank you...
[06:20] nar
    Don't put it back!
[06:21] nar
    I can't eat that soup now...
[06:23] guys
    This side is done, too!
[06:26] nar
    Aoyama...
[06:30] nar
    It looks like a normal pork miso soup...
[06:36] nar
    What is this delicious aroma
    that grabs you by your stomach?!
[06:40] tea
    This smells really good, Aoyama-kun.
[06:44] aoy
    I used homemade miso for it.
[06:46] tea
    Huh?
[06:47] nar
    Homemade miso? That's cheating!
[06:50] guy
    Well, let's see how it tastes...
[06:51] girl
    Thanks for the grub.
[06:56] guy
    So good!
[06:58] girl
    My life was worth it for this moment!
[07:03] girls
    That's not fair!
[07:04] girls
    I wanna eat something
    Aoyama-kun's made, too!
[07:06] kir
    Me, too! Me, too!
[07:09] nar
    Even the people in my
    group are crowding him...
[07:11] nar
    I won't forget this.
[07:16] tsu
    I'm so hungry, I could die.
[07:19] tsu
    I always get famished by fourth period.
[07:21] yos
    Just one more hour to go.
[07:27] tsu
    Pork miso soup.
[07:31] tsu
    Pork miso soup.
[07:32] tsu
    Pork miso soup.
[07:32] tea
    Hey, Yoshioka, we're still in class.
    Where are you going?!
[07:33] yos
    Pork miso soup.
[07:34] yos
    Pork miso soup.
[07:35] tsu
    Hey, hey, hey now! Yocchi!
[07:39] tsu
    Pork miso soup!
[07:47] all
    Is this where the pork miso soup is?!
[07:50] guy
    More and more people are turning up
    because of the scent!
[07:54] tea
    Your food's capable of drawing a huge crowd?
[07:56] tea
    What kind of terrifying dish
    did you make, Aoyama-kun?
[08:00] yos
    Gimme some soup!
[08:03] guy
    The soup is long gone!
[08:05] yos
    No way!
[08:10] nar
    I have some fried rice, if you want.
[08:15] tsu
    Fried rice is great, too!
[08:16] all
    Fried rice! Fried rice!
[08:19] nar
    See that, Aoyama?
[08:20] nar
    At my level, even white rice can become
    a delicacy in a matter of minutes.
[08:28] kir
    Aoyama made chicken rice!
[08:32] yos
    I'll show you what I can do.
[08:35] aoy
    Please wait.
[08:42] yos
    It's not chicken rice!
[08:44] yos
    It's fluffy omelet rice!
[08:47] tsu
    What?!
[08:49] nar
    Damn, that's not fair, Aoyama.
[08:52] nar
    Making the egg that fluffy...
[08:55] tea
    Everyone who's not in this class,
    go back to your own classrooms!
[08:59] tea
    What should I do? I'm not tough enough
    to get a handle on this situation.
[09:04] juu
    You should all be in class!
[09:06] tea
    My saviors!
[09:08] juu
    What's this? Smells good.
[09:11] zai
    Can we have some?
[09:12] tea
    Or not. Just two extra mouths!
[09:14] nar
    This is bad.
[09:16] nar
    We don't have enough ingredients
    to prepare food for everyone.
[09:19] mok
    U-Um...
[09:21] mok
    W-We took this from the dining hall.
[09:24] tea
    Th-That's a lot!
[09:27] nar
    All right. With that much food,
    we have way more options.
[09:34] stu
    Pasta with tomato sauce and mozzarella!
[09:40] stu
    Meat and potato stew!
[09:41] stu
    Seafood paella!
[09:43] stu
    Steak with ginger!
[09:44] stu
    Pancakes!
[09:45] stu
    French toast!
[09:47] stu
    These two can make anything!
[09:57] (Flashback) dad
    Shion, everything here tastes amazing.
[10:01] (Flashback) dad
    What's wrong? Aren't you hungry?
[10:04] ---
    We can't eat food that
    someone else has touched.
[10:08] nar
    No.
[10:09] nar
    Anything we want to eat,
    we have to make ourselves.
[10:14] nar
    You have the same issue, don't you, Aoyama?
[10:18] zai
    I'm stuffed.
[10:19] tsu
    Those two are way too good at cooking.
[10:21] yos
    I can't eat any more.
[10:23] girl
    I seriously want to marry Aoyama-kun.
[10:25] gir2
    Me, too!
[10:26] bioy
    Me, too!
[10:27] nar
    This is dumb. Why did we even
    make food for all those people?
[10:38] nar
    What are you playing at?
[10:40] nar
    We don't consume anything
    that anyone else has touched.
[10:44] nar
    Hey...
[10:47] nar
    Could it be that his germaphobia
    has nothing to do with it?
[10:51] nar
    That he just enjoys cooking?
[10:55] nar
    Hey, Aoyama...
[10:58] nar
    Teach me how to make that
    raccoon face in a latte.
[11:02] aoy
    That's a cat.
SIGN    Clean Freak!
SIGN    Narita Shion
SIGN    "I'll do the rest, so don't worry about it."
SIGN    Class Rep
SIGN    Natural enemies of the clean freak!
SIGN    Rikiishi Yuuko
[11:11] guy
    Quest complete!
[11:13] nar
    In Hunter*, you play by forming
    groups called guilds.
[11:16] nar
    You could say that teamwork*
    is the foundation of success.
[11:24] guy
    Guild Leader, there's a hunter
    that wants to join our guild.
[11:28] nar
    Oh?
[11:37] guy
    It's this guy.
[11:40] nar
    Wait, this raccoon...
[11:42] aoi
    It's a cat.
[11:45] nar
    The hairdo, the sour look...
    And his nickname is Ao—
SIGN    Aoi Sanmyaku
[11:49] aoi
    Hi! My name's Aoi Sanmyaku!
[11:52] aoi
    Please call me San-chan!
[11:56] guy
    He's full of energy, isn't he?
[11:58] nar
    A-Am I mistaken?
[12:00] nar
    Nice to meet you.
    I'm Smart, the guild leader.
[12:03] nar
    We're a high-end veteran guild.
[12:06] nar
    Half-baked hunters won't be able
    to keep up with us.
[12:08] nar
    Will you?
[12:09] aoi
    I'll crush any monster that comes
    my way with these iron fists!
[12:25] aoi
    Iron Ball Shot!
[12:28] nar
    What happened to using your fists?!
[12:32] nar
    An OHKO precision kick?!
[12:34] guy
    Quest complete!
[12:36] mag
    San-chan, you're great!
[12:38] all
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[12:41] nar
    Yeah, Aoyama would never celebrate like that.
[12:55] nar
    He even scrubs places like that?
[12:57] girl
    Aoyama-kun!
[13:03] girl
    Um...
[13:05] nar
    Wait, what's going on?
[13:06] girL
    P-Please go out with me!
[13:08] nar
    Seriously? She actually asked him out?
[13:10] aoy
    Sorry, I can't.
[13:12] girl
    Dammit, why do you have to be all cool
    and collected when you reject me, too?!
[13:18] nar
    Yup.
[13:20] nar
    This is what Aoyama's like.
[13:28] nar
    That's...
[13:29] nar
    That's the official Hunter key ring that
    the game company only gives out
[13:32] nar
    to the hunters they recognize
    as the best of the best!
[13:37] nar
    Of course, I have one, too.
[13:39] nar
    And on the back, they engrave your nickname.
SIGN    Smart
[13:44] nar
    Aoyama...
[13:48] nar
    In Monstrosity Hunter*,
    you can have your own room,
[13:51] guy
    Your room's always so nice and tidy.
[13:51] nar
    where you invite friends to talk.
[13:55] nar
    Thank you.
[13:57] guy
    You know, ever since San-chan joined,
    our party hasn't been wiped out once.
[14:02] mag
    Yes, San-chan's strong, cheerful,
    mindful, kind and I think...
[14:09] mag
    I might be in love with him!
[14:16] guy
    He ran away!
[14:19] nar
    What was that reaction just now?
SIGN    Smart
[14:26] nar
    I don't want to ask him outright*
    and make him get all defensive.
[14:31] nar
    I guess looking at Aoyama's key ring
    would be the quickest way.
[14:34] rik
    What's up?
[14:36] nar
    Nothing. Do you need something?
[14:39] riK
    I was wondering if I could copy your notes.
[14:41] riK
    I forgot to take any earlier,
[14:44] riK
    and you're so smart and always
    take such good notes.
[14:47] riK
    Please show me!
[14:49] nar
    My beautiful notes!
[14:52] rik
    Ah, my head itches.
    I forgot to take a bath yesterday.
[14:56] nar
    I can't let this toad have them! No way!
[14:59] nar
    But I won't let myself get worked up.
[15:01] nar
    I reckon it'd be faster to take
     a picture with your smartphone.
[15:04] rik
    You're a genius!
[15:07] rik
    Oh crap, my phone's about to die.
[15:09] rik
    So can I just take them?
[15:11] nar
    I'm still using them.
[15:13] rik
    Come on, it'll only take a second.
[15:15] nar
    Take a hint!
[15:16] rik
    Is there some reason I can't have them?
[15:20] nar
    It wouldn't be smart to let myself
    get outed as a clean freak.
SIGN    Smart
[15:27] rik
    Hey, don't run away!
[15:30] rik
    He's back!
[15:32] nar
    I copied them in the teachers' office,
    so you can have these.
[15:35] rik
    Oh, thanks!
[15:40] kir
    All right!
[15:43] kir
    PE next!
[15:45] guy
    Yeah!
[15:47] nar
    PE... I may get chance to take
    a peek at Aoyama's key ring then.
[15:52] nar
    The best time would be
    when everyone's changing...
[15:58] rik
    Huh? My gym clothes have vanished?
[16:02] rik
    H-Huh? Wait, they've been stolen?!
[16:04] guy
    What's going on?
[16:06] guy2
    Rikiishi's gym clothes have been stolen!
[16:08] guy
    Seriously?!
[16:10] pre
    All right, boys! Give them back right now,
    and I won't report this to the teachers.
[16:14] pre
    Just so you know, everybody but
    the germaphobic Aoyama-kun is a suspect.
[16:20] pre
    There is only one truth!
[16:24] nar
    Remove me from your list, too,
    Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!
[16:27] kir
    But Class Rep,
[16:28] kir
    how could anyone steal gym clothes from
    a locker in a classroom full of people?
[16:32] kir
    It'd be impossible to do it
    without being seen.
[16:36] pres
    That's true, and we didn't move rooms today.
[16:39] pres
    Yuuko, when was the last time you saw them?
[16:42] rik
    I stuffed them into my locker
    right before going home yesterday.
[16:46] nar
    Must have been a real weirdo
    who stole something that filthy.
[16:50] pre
    The classroom gets locked
    right after everyone's left for the day.
[16:55] pre
    The next time it's unlocked
    is 7 AM the next morning.
[16:58] pre
    Which means the crime was likely committed
    before all of us got here this morning.
[17:03] gir
    Come to think of it, isn't Narita-kun
    always the first one to arrive?
[17:09] gir2
    He always leaves the classrooms last, too.
[17:11] gir3
    It's always the quiet ones.
[17:14] rik
    Narita, you...
[17:16] girl
    Gross.
[17:18] nar
    Me? Gross?!
[17:20] nar
    What's going on here?
[17:22] nar
    Don't tell me they actually suspect me!
[17:26] nar
    Hang on. That's a serious accusation
    to make without any evidence.
[17:30] pres
    But you have no alibi, either.
[17:32] pres
    And earlier, you were all like, "The best
    time would be when everyone's changing."
[17:35] pres
    I heard it with my own ears,
    and if that's not fishy, nothing is!
[17:38] nar
    Shut up, Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!
[17:41] guy
    Show us what's in your bag.
[17:44] nnar
    The horned garidons are attacking, too?!
[17:48] nnar
    Aoyama!
[17:53] nnar
    That rat!
[17:54] nnar
    He walked out like this doesn't affect him.
[17:57] guy
    Didn't you hear me, Narita?
    Show us your bag!
[18:00] nar
    Don't touch me!
[18:03] nar
    Crap!
[18:04] nar
    This is bad!
[18:08] guy
    He's the culprit!
[18:10] guy
    Catch him!
[18:15] nar
    Dammit! I just wanted a quiet and,
    above all, clean school life.
[18:23] nar
    Why is this happening to me?
[18:25] nar
    Why doesn't anyone believe me?
[18:33] nar
    No, my face... the floor...
[18:37] aoy
    Excuse me...
[18:41] aoy
    He would never steal this.
SIGN    Rikiishi
[18:47] guys
    Huh?
[18:49] nar
    A-Aoyama...
[18:52] nar
    He believed me.
[18:56] yam
    This gym bag was in my locker.
[19:01] pres
    Yuuko, don't tell me...
[19:03] rik
    Oops, I may have gone to the wrong classroom.
[19:06] pres
    "May have"?!
[19:14] aoy
    Narita Shion.
[19:16] aoy
    It'd be better if you just
    let them get to know you.
[19:20] nar
    He... He saw right through me.
[19:26] nar
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[19:30] nar
    I won't accept that.
[19:32] nar
    I won't let anyone know
    that I'm a clean freak.
[19:35] rik
    Narita!
[19:36] rik
    S-Sorry.
[19:38] pres
    Sorry for accusing you
    without listening to your side.
[19:41] guys
    Sorry.
[19:42] guys
    Sorry!
[19:43] guys
    Sorry, Narita.
[19:45] nar
    It all worked out, so it's all good.
[19:47] nar
    I'm not mad.
[19:49] nar
    I'm not wrong. This is the smart way
    of living as a clean freak.
[19:56] riki
    Narita, you're such a good egg!
[20:00] kir
    Get a room, you two!
[20:04] rik
    Don't get all hot under the collar.
    It's only a hug!
[20:08] guys
    All right, let's blow this joint.
SIGN    Aoi Sanmyaku
[20:18] nar
    So you were Aoi Sanmyaku, after all...
[20:25] nar
    Is Aoi Sanmyaku here?
[20:27] guy
    He went to his room to get
    an item for the quest.
[20:31] nar
    To his room, huh?
[20:32] nar
    Got it.
[20:35] nar
    The gap between his online and
    offline personas threw me off a bit,
[20:38] nar
    but I guess he can break down the walls
    of his germaphobia here,
[20:41] nar
    and that's why he can show his true face.
[20:46] nar
    If Aoyama wasn't a clean freak,
    maybe he'd be like that in real life, too.
[20:51] nar
    Anyway, now I just have to
    confirm it with him.
SIGN    Aoi Sanmyaku
[20:58] nar
    Hey, Aoi Sanmyaku! It's me, Smart.
[21:01] nar
    I'm coming in!
[21:03] aoi
    What's up, Guild Leader?
[21:06] nar
    Huh? You...
[21:09] aoi
    Let's go complete that quest already!
[21:16] nar
    So he doesn't clean because he likes it?
[21:30] nar
    I'll help.
[21:36] aoy
    Perfect.
[21:37] nar
    Or maybe he does...
[23:14] guy
    For good luck, butt keepie-uppie!
[23:17] zai
    Focus!
[23:19] zai
    Our next opponent is
    Minamida Fuzoku High School!
[23:27] (Flashback) mon
    Statues should just stay still.
SIGN    Next time
SIGN    Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs