1 - Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Ann     We're deep into added time at the end of     the second half, and the score remains 1-1. [00:13] Ann     This will probably be the last action     of the game for Japan's Under-16s. [00:40] Ann     Goal! [00:54] aoy     You know, I don't mind you celebrating... [00:57] guy     Aoyama! [01:00] aoy     ...but can you please not hug me and stuff? [01:05] aoy     You'll get me dirty. [01:11] Girl     Aoyama-kun sure is a clean freak. SIGN    #01 SIGN    Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak SIGN    Fujimi High School [02:56] Boy     Aoyama-kyun... [02:57] ---     So cool! [02:59] Girls     It's so clean! [02:59] Girls     I wish he'd wipe it every day! [03:10] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [03:11] Boy     Wow, it's so sparkly! [03:13] Girl     You're amazing, Aoyama! [03:16] Girl2     Aoyama-kun! [03:18] Guy     I get it, Aoyama. [03:20] Guy     Even as you clean, you feel like     the dirt keeps coming back, [03:23] Guy     leaving you in an endless loop     where you just keep cleaning forever. [03:27] zai     A-o-ya-ma! [03:32] zai     Practice has already started. [03:35] aoy     Zaizen-san... [03:39] zai     You're already worn out! [03:40] zai     Do you have enough in the tank for practice?! [03:47] zai     I want to hear you guys! [03:49] All     Yes, sir! [03:49] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [03:56] Girl     What kind of soap are you using? [04:06] Girls     Aoyama-kun, that's some     impressive lathering! [04:09] Ta     Far post! [04:11] Ta     Keep your eyes on your man! [04:14] Ta     Here it comes! [04:14] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [04:18] Girls     His hands are so clean. [04:19] Girls     Look at his fingertips! [04:21] zai     Damn you... [04:24] zai     How long are you going to keep that up? [04:26] zai     I'll kill you! [04:35] Miwa     That's enough. [04:42] zai     Coach Miwa. [04:44] Miwa     Kaocchi, Aoyama's an extreme germaphobe. [04:49] zai     Could you please stop calling me that? [04:52] Miwa     Ah, it's all good. [04:53] Miwa     Just keep an eye out for him, as his senior. [04:56] Miwa     After all, you'll be linking up     because of the positions you play. [05:01] zai     "Linking up..." [05:06] zai     Pass! [05:09] zai     Header! [05:11] zai     Eek! [05:14] zai     I don't see it working in the slightest, [05:17] zai     but with him on the team, winning the     district prelims isn't a pipe dream. [05:22] zai     Hey, Aoyama! [05:24] zai     Make sure you stay hydrated. [05:28] aoy     No. [05:31] Guy     Drink it! [05:32] aoy     I'd rather die. [05:34] Guy     What? [05:36] Miwa     I told you. He's a germaphobe. [05:42] Miwa     He won't use something if someone else     has touched or drank from it. [05:47] Guy     Does he really have to wash it? [05:51] Guy     Here it comes! [05:54] zai     Just you watch, Aoyama... [05:57] Guy     It's a cross! [06:00] zai     I have the height advantage. [06:02] zai     I'll jump higher than you and score! [06:08] zai     Why isn't he jumping? [06:12] Guys     Gotcha! [06:16] Saka     Just leave the muscleheads to us. [06:19] Kishi     We got this. [06:20] zai     That was a blatant foul! [06:23] aoy     Is it a throw-in? [06:25] Capt     I'll take it! [06:27] aoy     Thank you. [06:28] zai     What is this? [06:31] Saka     Don't get so worked up. [06:32] Saka     That guy's kinda fun. [06:34] Kishi     Exactly. The real winners are     the ones who have the most fun. [06:37] Guy3     Keep it fun! [06:41] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [06:42] Capt     Here it comes! [06:54] zai     If you think you can get away with     everything just because you're good, [06:58] zai     you're in for a rude awakening, you idiot! [07:00] zai     And you guys! Quit coddling him! [07:03] zai     You know what I mean! [07:04] cap     Dude, don't you realize     you're far more coddled than he is? [07:13] cap     I mean, just look at those     brand spanking new cleats. [07:16] Saka     He's right! Coddle City! [07:18] zai     I got these from my daddy—     I mean, my old man! [07:21] Saka     Oldest son of a business mogul?     What is your life, a TV show?! [07:24] Saka     Get outta here, Richie Rich! [07:27] All     And what is with that old butler     ferrying you to and from school?! [07:30] All     Yeah! Right on! [07:31] All     Try experiencing the crush of     a morning rush hour train for once! [07:34] ---     Amen! [07:36] zai     Seriously? I'm the more coddled one here? [07:41] zai     No! [07:43] zai     Being spoiled rotten has     nothing to do with this... [07:46] zai     ...and you have even less     to do with this, baseball team! [07:50] zai     Hey, Aoyama! [07:53] zai     You're gonna start     taking soccer seriously! [07:56] Miwa     I told you all to get along! [07:59] Guys     There it is! [08:00] Guys     Miwa-chan's "ippon seoi nage" throw! [08:02] Guys     That's a third dan judo master for you! [08:07] Saka     Another clean throw. [08:08] zai     Why is a judo aficionado even     coaching the soccer team? [08:21] zai     He jumps out of the way of passes, [08:23] zai     he won't head the ball, [08:24] zai     and any kind of contact play is out. [08:27] zai     I don't care how talented he is. [08:29] zai     I will never accept someone like him! [08:43] zai     Hey, what are you doing? [08:44] moka     U-Um, I... [08:51] zai     What was that all about? [08:53] Miwa     Kaocchi. [08:56] Gaoy     Coach? [08:58] Gaoy     I really would like you     to stop calling me that. [09:03] Gaoy     What's up? [09:04] Gaoy     I'll take care of locking up     the clubhouse. [09:07] Miwa     It's not that. It's about     Aoyama being a clean freak. [09:12] Kaoy     I don't care if     he's a clean freak or whatever. [09:15] Kaoy     He's either not serious about soccer,     or he just doesn't care. [09:18] Miwa     You think so? [09:19] Kaoy     It's obvious! [09:21] Kaoy     He'll use wanting to stay clean as an excuse [09:23] Kaoy     to just look on when     the game's hanging in the balance. [09:27] Kaoy     He won't even touch the ball     without rubber gloves. [09:30] Miwa     You're right about that. [09:38] Miwa     After every session, Aoyama cleans     the balls like that without fail. [09:48] Kaoy     Well, sure he does.     He is a clean freak, after all. [09:51] Kaoy     But why does he put on     that ridiculous outfit to do it? [09:53] Miwa     He has to, or else he can't clean the balls. [09:57] Miwa     It's a tremendous handicap. [09:59] Miwa     He can't do what everybody     is able to do naturally. [10:03] Miwa     You sweat and get dirty. [10:05] Miwa     Once the game starts,     you can't avoid contact with others. [10:10] Miwa     It must be rough for a germaphobe. [10:13] Miwa     In spite of all that,     he engages in soccer activities every day. [10:18] Miwa     Polishing the balls is probably     like a ritual to him. [10:23] Miwa     It's like a "thank you" to the balls. [10:27] Miwa     Aoyama is a true soccer nerd. [10:31] txt     Clean Freak! Aoyama-kun [10:34] txt     Hot-Blooded     Scion!     Zaizen Kaoru SIGN    Fujimi High School [10:40] Guy     So this is Fujimi High School,      where I'll find Aoyama. [10:43] Guy     I don't believe this. [10:45] Guy     Oh, well. It won't matter once I win. [10:48] Guy     From tomorrow, you'll be part of our team! [10:52] zai     That's the famous Oshigami-Minami High. [10:56] Capt     That's Takechi, the guy who was picked     along with Aoyama for Japan's Under-16s. [11:00] Capt     He's Tokyo's number one forward. [11:04] Take     Thank you. [11:06] Miwa     Thank you. [11:08] Capt     I heard they'd only send the reserves... [11:11] Capt     He's coming this way. [11:13] Guy     Fine by me. [11:15] Guy     I'll go introduce myself. [11:16] Capt     Hey! Don't cause any trouble! [11:20] zai     Hey. [11:20] Take     It's been a while, Aoyama! [11:23] aoy     Takechi-san? [11:26] Guy     That over-waxed little gel-head! [11:34] capt     He's actually gelled it really well. [11:37] Take     Aoyama, why did you reject our invitation? [11:41] Take     This school crashes out     in the district preliminaries every year. [11:46] Take     You've been given a gift. [11:49] Take     So where's the sense in     letting it go to waste here? [11:52] Guys     Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! [11:54] Take     I bet you guys can't comprehend     the artistry or true value of Aoyama's game! [12:01] Take     I can't allow Aoyama to keep playing     on this team of scrubs. [12:07] Guy1     Just who the hell do you think you are?! [12:11] Take     Don't touch me. [12:13] aoy     Takechi-san. [12:16] aoy     I came to this school because     it has something unique about it. [12:25] Guys     Aoyama... [12:30] Guy     Goal! [12:31] guy2     Oshigami-Minami takes the lead! [12:37] zai     Dammit... [12:38] Take     What could this team possibly have     that brought you here? [12:44] Take     Will you show me in this match? [12:47] aoy     Takechi-san, why are you     showing off your abs? [12:52] aoy     It's gross. Could you please stop? [12:54] Take     You need a fit, muscular body to get     you through the rigors of this game! [13:01] Take     You want to have a body like mine too, right? [13:26] Play     Aoyama's on the attack! [13:28] Play     Close him down! [13:29] ---     R-Right! [13:30] Take     This is bad! [13:34] Take     I don't care if you foul him! [13:36] Take     Just stop him in his tracks! [13:44] Play     It's no use. We can't stop him. [13:46] Play     I'll just have to... [13:49] Play     Huh? [13:51] take     Keeper! [14:02] Goal     He's not shooting? [14:04] Goal     You think you can mess around? [14:05] Goal     I'll grab it before you get past me! [14:15] Goal     What? [14:23] Capt     Goal! [14:25] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [14:27] zai     Damn. He made that goal all by himself. [14:30] Take     Exquisite. [14:33] Girl     He didn't let anyone lay a finger on him, [14:35] Girl     and then he finished it off     with a rabona nutmeg! [14:38] Girl     That's so like him. [14:39] Miwa     In order to stay out of touching distance     from other players, [14:43] Miwa     Aoyama's movements are     frighteningly precise, [14:46] Miwa     and that's consistently true,     from start to finish. [14:48] Miwa     If defenders come near him,     he dribbles right through them. [14:51] Miwa     Or he hits a telling one-touch pass. [14:54] Miwa     Fearing this, the defenders     can't mark him too tightly. [14:59] Miwa     However, if they give him space, [15:02] Miwa     he has an unrivaled precision shot. [15:07] Miwa     This is the playing style     Aoyama arrived at... [15:09] Miwa     after considering all of     the things he cannot do. [15:12] Miwa     The germaphobe's absolute domain. [15:17] zai     We took the lead! [15:18] zai     We're a goal up on the     illustrious Oshigami-Minami. [15:21] guys     Yes, Aoyama! That's goal number two! [15:25] zai     I don't want to admit it,     but he has real skill. [15:30] guy     H-He didn't move? [15:34] miwa     He's really consistent about     not doing anything that'll get him dirty. SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    1st 2nd Total SIGN    Oshigami- Minami [15:43] tac     Takechi-san's on edge because     we ended the first half 2-1 behind. [15:49] tak     Tachibana! [15:50] tac     Yes! [15:52] tak     Did you see Aoyama's almost     illegally beautiful plays? [15:56] tak     He is a veritable treasure     of Japan's soccer world. [15:59] tac     Takechi-san, he's still our opponent. [16:02] tak     I know. [16:04] tak     We won't let him have his way     in the second half! [16:07] guy     The second half is beginning! [16:16] zai     Four defenders marking Aoyama?! [16:19] cap     Dammit. There's no way to pass to Aoyama! [16:22] tad     Captain! [16:23] cap     All right, Tada! [16:28] tak     Laughable. [16:29] tak     As long as Aoyama doesn't get the ball, [16:32] tak     Fujimi High has even less bite     than a toothless tiger. [16:35] zai     You wish! [16:37] zai     Putting four men on Aoyama     gives the rest of us a lot more space! [16:39] zai     We'll attack without him! [16:41] ishi     There! [16:42] zai     Watch this! [16:46] guy     Wow, this guy can't use his feet at all. [16:49] tak     Ugly. That was too ugly for words. [16:52] cap     I understand what you're trying to do, [16:55] cap     but you know you're not great     with the ball at your feet. [16:58] zai     Dammit! [17:07] miwa     This is bad. SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    1st 2nd Total SIGN    Oshigami- Minami [17:09] miwa     Just by shutting down Aoyama,     the difference is stark. [17:16] tak     You get it now, don't you? [17:19] tak     This isn't where     you're supposed to be, Aoyama. [17:24] tak     It's not too late. Join us. [17:27] miw     Kaocchi! Come here! [17:31] miw     Ten minutes left. [17:33] miw     But isn't there something wrong     with Aoyama's movements? [17:35] miw     Normally, it doesn't matter how     many people there are on him. [17:38] zai     You're right. [17:40] miw     It's possible he's injured. [17:43] zai     Hey, Aoyama! [17:46] zai     Are you hurt or something? [17:50] aoy     No. [17:52] zai     What gives, then? [17:53] zai     Huh? [17:55] zai     Son of a... Look at your feet! [17:58] zai     Don't tell me you're just      avoiding getting dirty! [18:04] zai     Stop screwing around! [18:05] zai     If you don't want to play, get off the field! [18:13] (Flashback) aoy     I came to this school because     it has something unique about it. [18:19] zai     Why? Why did you come here?! [18:23] zai     In the first half, I actually thought     you might be serious about soccer. [18:28] zai     But now, you're just... [18:34] zai     You disappoint me. [18:35] guy     Last five minutes! [18:38] tad     I got this! [18:42] tad     Oh crap! [18:45] take     Losers, all of you! This is... [18:49] take     ...the end! [18:58] take     He blocked it with his face?! [19:01] cap     Counterattack! [19:06] zai     I... [19:07] zai     I don't have the skill or talent Aoyama has. [19:12] zai     But you know what? [19:14] zai     It doesn't matter if the opponent's     a famous school or not... [19:18] zai     I want to win! [19:20] cap     Zaizen! [19:22] zai     I'm giving soccer everything I've got here! [19:36] zai     Damn you! [20:06] guys     Goal! [20:14] zai     I thought you didn't want to get dirty. [20:18] aoy     If it's just the last five minutes,     I can handle it. [20:21] aoy     I really hate losing. [20:25] zai     This guy... [20:28] zai     Aoyama's a clean freak     who has a rod up his ass, [20:31] zai     so to be honest,     I don't like this first-year. SIGN    1st SIGN    2nd SIGN    Total [20:37] zai     But you know what? [20:39] ---     Yippee! [20:43] zai     When it comes to the desire to win,     he's just like us. [20:47] zai     That makes him a reliable teammate! [20:55] zai     Aoyama, you bastard! [20:58] aoy     Nice header, Zaizen-san. [21:08] zai     You can have this. [21:09] zai     You're more worthy of the number 10. [21:13] aoy     Zaizen-san... [21:15] aoy     I... don't want it. [21:17] zai     Put it on! [21:19] aoy     I'd rather die. [21:20] zai     Is my shirt that dirty?! [21:21] girls     Aoyama-kun! [21:25] tak     I won't stand for this! [21:27] tak     We were supposed to show our superiority     and talk Aoyama into joining us. [21:31] tak     But instead, we lost! Unthinkable! [21:35] tak     Perhaps I should transfer to Fujimi High. [21:37] tach     What? [21:39] tak     But I wonder what Aoyama was talking about. [21:42] tak     What is so unique about Fujimi High? [21:49] aoy     I'm glad I came here. [21:54] aoy     Every toilet needs this feature. [23:30] mok     I've decided. [23:32] mok     I'm going to support Aoyama-kun     in my own way. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?