E1 - DOG & CHAINSAW

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[00:53] Denji
    Better head to work.
[01:16] Denji
    It's about 60,000 a month
    for cutting down trees, right?
[01:20] Denji
    Then there's the kidney I sold.
    That was 1.2 million.
[01:26] Denji
    My right eye was 300,000.
[01:29] Denji
    Sold one of my nuts...
[01:33] Denji
    How much was that, again?
    I think... not even 100,000.
[01:40] Denji
    And I still owe...
[01:43] Denji
    About 38,040,000 yen.
[01:50] Denji
    I heard you, Pochita.
[01:53] Denji
    Let's kill this thing already.
[01:55] Denji
    A dead devil's usually good
    for about 300,000...
[02:04] Denji
    Devil hunting pays the best, easy.
[03:52] Denji
    Gotta be the Tomato Devil.
[03:55] Denji
    He'll revive from the seeds,
    so you'll wanna burn those.
[03:58] Yakuza
    Nice work, Denji.
[04:01] Yakuza
    This carcass will bring in a fair
    price on the black market.
[04:05] Yakuza
    I'll pay you 400,000.
[04:07] Denji
    Hey, thanks!
[04:08] Yakuza
    After what you owe and
    the interest, that leaves 170,000.
[04:11] Yakuza
    So after the finder's fee, admin fee,
[04:14] Yakuza
    management costs, and so on...
[04:19] Denji
    Leaves me with 70,000.
[04:22] Denji
    After the water bill,
    and some other stuff I owe...
[04:29] Denji
    Funny how that works.
[04:31] Denji
    I've got 1,800 yen left.
[04:34] Denji
    No food at home, and this is gonna
    have to last us a month, so...
[04:41] Denji
    Pochita, looks like dinner's
    gonna be a slice of bread.
[04:51] Goon
    Why hire a brat like that to hunt devils?
[04:55] Yakuza
    He's paying off what he owes us.
[04:59] Yakuza
    Well, technically, it was
    his deadbeat old man's debt.
[05:03] Goon
    And a kid with a pet devil
    can get the job done?
[05:07] Yakuza
    The thing about real devil hunters is...
[05:10] Yakuza
    They don't pass devil
    carcasses onto the yakuza.
[05:15] Yakuza
    Besides, the best thing about Denji
    is he does what he's told.
[05:24] Goon
    Hey, dog!
[05:27] Goon
    I'll give you 100 yen to eat this cigarette.
[05:32] Denji
    For real?
[05:34] Denji
    Don't mind if I do.
[05:41] Yakuza
    We'll be in touch
    when there's another devil.
[05:44] Yakuza
    Try and run, and you're pig slop.
[06:03] Denji
    That'll keep us for another three days.
[06:08] Denji
    The other day I heard...
[06:10] Denji
    That normally, people put jam
    on their bread, before eating it.
[06:14] Denji
    Normal's just a dream for us, though.
[06:19] Denji
    Doubt I'll pay off this debt before I die.
[06:26] Denji
    Probably gonna die without
    ever having a girlfriend, too.
[06:30] Denji
    Not like I could invite a girl to this dump.
[06:33] Denji
    No money to go on dates, either.
[06:40] Denji
    If I could have one dream come true...
[06:43] Denji
    I wanna score with a girl before I die.
[07:01] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Bastard hung himself without
    paying this month's installment first.
[07:06] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Boy, you've got until tomorrow
    to put 700,000 together.
[07:09] (Flashback) Yakuza
    You can beg for it, whore yourself out...
     I don't care. Get it done.
[07:13] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Otherwise, we chop you up and sell the bits.
[07:30] (Flashback) Young Denji
    A ch-chainsaw...?
[07:37] (Flashback) Young Denji
    A devil.
[07:40] (Flashback) Young Denji
    If you're gonna kill me, just do it.
    I'm dead either way.
[07:52] (Flashback) Young Denji
    It's hurt?
[07:55] (Flashback) Young Denji
    You're gonna die, too?
[08:03] (Flashback) Young Denji
    Bite me!
[08:05] (Flashback) Young Denji
    I heard that drinking blood heals a devil.
[08:09] (Flashback) Young Denji
    If you don't wanna die, bite me!
[08:23] (Flashback) Young Denji
    My blood's not free, though. This is a deal!
[08:28] (Flashback) Young Denji
    I'll help you...
[08:30] (Flashback) Young Denji
    So, you help me.
[08:35] (Flashback) Young Denji
    Because I don't wanna die, after all.
[08:51] (Flashback) Young Denji
    Why don't you hire me as a devil hunter?
[09:03] Young Denji
    Too hungry to sleep.
[09:05] Young Denji
    When I can't sleep,
    I start thinking about money,
[09:08] Young Denji
    and then it's even harder to sleep.
[09:12] Young Denji
    I know what dream I wanna have when I sleep.
[09:16] Young Denji
    Gonna put jam on my bread,
    and share it with you.
[09:19] Young Denji
    Then I'm gonna flirt with a girl...
[09:22] Young Denji
    I'll play video games with her, and then
    we'll fall asleep hugging each other.
[09:27] Young Denji
    Sounds sweet, right?
[09:44] Young Denji
    Y'know, I heard my mom died from some
    heart disease that made her cough up blood.
[09:53] Yakuza
    Got a devil for you, Denji. Time for work.
[10:15] Denji
    Wish they'd at least let me dream...
[10:45] Denji
    There's a devil in here, huh?
[10:52] Denji
    I don't see anything.
[10:54] Denji
    You think it's hiding?
[10:57] Denji
    Or maybe it left already?
[11:12] Yakuza
    Denji, my boy... we're pretty
    grateful to you, y'know?
[11:17] Denji
    Yeah?
[11:19] Yakuza
    You're as loyal as a dog,
[11:22] Yakuza
    and you work for cheap like one, too.
[11:27] Yakuza
    Only problem with dogs
    is I can't stand the stench.
[11:43] Yakuza
    Even yakuza think about getting bigger
    and making more money, kid.
[11:50] Yakuza
    So we did like you,
    and made a deal with a devil.
[11:57] Yakuza
    We wanted demonic power...
[12:01] Zombie Devil
    And I want devil hunters...
[12:05] Zombie Devil
    Dead!
[12:08] Zombie Devil
    Y'know, little devil hunter,
    these guys are dumb as hell.
[12:13] Zombie Devil
    Total suckers!
[12:14] Zombie Devil
    I offer them a bit of demonic power,
    and they offer to become my slaves...
[12:21] Zombie Devil
    Even though the power
    turns them into zombies.
[12:24] Zombie Devil
    See, because I'm the Zombie Devil.
[12:28] Zombie Devil
    And I hate devil hunters, because you
     go around killing us devils.
[12:31] Zombie Devil
    So I'm gonna kill you.
[12:35] Zombie Devil
    Boys, tear him apart
    and toss him in the trash.
[12:42] Denji
    Shit!
[12:58] Denji
    How do I get out of here?
[13:16] Denji
    Get off!
[13:30] Denji
    It's not like I'm asking to be rich.
[13:34] Denji
    All I want is a normal life!
[13:39] Denji
    And I can't even have that?!
[14:23] Denji
    Pochita...
[14:24] Denji
    Pochita!
[14:26] (Flashback) Denji
    Pochita, time for work.
[14:41] (Flashback) Denji
    Pochita, there's a good chance
    I'm gonna die fighting a devil.
[14:47] (Flashback) Denji
    My only regret would be
    leaving you on your own.
[14:51] (Flashback) Denji
    You could end up starving to death...
[14:54] (Flashback) Denji
    Or some other devil hunter might kill you.
[15:02] (Flashback) Denji
    I've heard some devils
    can take over dead bodies.
[15:07] (Flashback) Denji
    If that's something you can do...
    then I want you to have my body.
[15:14] (Flashback) Denji
    The yakuza won't be on your case
    if you wait until I've been buried, right?
[15:18] (Flashback) Denji
    And then you could move
    out of here... and then...
[15:24] (Flashback) Denji
    Yeah.
[15:25] (Flashback) Denji
    I want you to live a normal life,
    and die a normal death.
[15:34] (Flashback) Denji
    You've gotta make my dream come true.
[16:04] Denji
    Pochita?
[16:08] Denji
    Did you take my body, like I said?
[16:13] Pochita
    I always loved hearing you talk
    about your dreams, Denji.
[16:19] Pochita
    Here's the deal. I'll give you my heart...
[16:24] Pochita
    And in exchange, I want you
    to show me your dream.
[16:28] Denji
    Pochita?!
[16:36] Denji
    I'm not hurt?
[16:44] Denji
    Pochita...?
[16:53] Zombie Devil
    What is this?
[16:55] Zombie Devil
    You're alive after being sliced up?
[16:57] Zombie Devil
    Why? Gross!
[16:59] Zombie Devil
    I seriously hate devil hunters.
[17:02] Zombie Devil
    Guys, go ahead and eat him.
[17:11] Denji
    These guys had plenty already,
    so why'd they want even more?
[17:18] Denji
    Am I the same?
[17:20] Denji
    I wasn't satisfied with
    the happiness I had with Pochita.
[17:24] Denji
    I kept dreaming about a better life.
[17:28] Denji
    I guess we all dream
    about stuff like that, huh?
[17:32] Denji
    I can't blame you, then.
[17:35] Denji
    And I won't, but...
[17:40] Denji
    If you get in our way?
[17:46] Denji
    You'll die!
[17:55] Zombie Devil
    He's bound to stay dead after being eaten.
[18:31] Zombie Devil
    What are you?!
[18:33] Zombie Devil
    Did that devil runt take your body?!
[18:37] Zombie Devil
    That means you're one of us!
[18:59] Denji
    Ow...
[19:14] Zombie Devil
    It hurts!
[19:18] Zombie Devil
    Stay away!
[19:24] Denji
    Move!
[19:26] Zombie Devil
    Stay back! Back! Get away!
[19:29] Zombie Devil
    Stay away! Don't do it!
[19:31] Zombie Devil
    Don't come near me!
[19:47] Zombie Devil
    Die!
[20:25] Denji
    I guess you guys went full devil, huh?
[20:32] Denji
    Well, you hired me to be a devil hunter.
[20:35] Denji
    So, I better kill all the devils, right?!
[20:44] Denji
    Oh, yeah!
[20:46] Denji
    Once you're all dead...
[20:49] Denji
    I won't owe a damn thing!
[21:38] Makima
    Someone got here before us.
[21:49] Agent A
    There's still one alive.
[22:06] Makima
    You've got a strange smell.
[22:10] Makima
    Not like a human or a devil.
[22:15] Makima
    I take it you did this?
[22:20] Denji
    H-Hug me...
[22:43] Makima
    He's human.
[22:45] Agent B
    Any chance he's possessed?
[22:47] Makima
    No.
[22:49] Makima
    I can tell who's possessed
    with a look at their face.
[22:53] Makima
    I came here to kill the Zombie Devil.
[22:57] Makima
    I'm a devil hunter with Public Safety.
[23:03] Makima
    You have two options:
[23:06] Makima
    I can kill you like a devil,
[23:10] Makima
    or I can keep you as a human.
[23:13] Makima
    If I keep you, I'll make sure you're fed.
[23:26] Denji
    When you say that...
[23:28] Denji
    Like, what's for breakfast?
[23:32] Makima
    Bread with butter and jam, salad, coffee...
[23:38] Makima
    And then maybe something
    for dessert, I think?
[23:50] Denji
    That sounds awesome.
[24:09] ED Lyrics
    My view cracks as I see the rat race rush by
[24:13] ED Lyrics
    Flat on the ground looking up,
    no matter how it makes me feel
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    The beat pounds in time, no clapping needed
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    So mad I wanna forget,
    with my chain spinning
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    The roar of my engine
    is enough to drown it all out
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    And with a click of the tongue
[24:32] ED Lyrics
    Everything goes black with dried
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    CHAINSAW BLOOD
[24:35] ED Lyrics
    My blood can seethe or rage
[24:38] ED Lyrics
    But I just can't quit
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    No matter how I get smashed up,
    there's no stopping now
[24:42] ED Lyrics
    Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo
[24:45] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why you cry?
[24:46] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why...?
[24:47] ED Lyrics
    CHAINSAW BLOOD
[24:49] ED Lyrics
    My blood can seethe or rage
[24:51] ED Lyrics
    But I just can't quit
[24:52] ED Lyrics
    Every blood of drop that
    goes down is a nightmare
[24:54] ED Lyrics
    Reborn
[24:55] ED Lyrics
    Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo
[24:58] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why you cry?
[25:00] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why…?
[25:00] ED Lyrics
    CHAINSAW BLOOD
[25:02] ED Lyrics
    The blood can seethe or rage
[25:04] ED Lyrics
    But I just can't quit
[25:05] ED Lyrics
    Every blood of drop that
    goes down is a nightmare
[25:07] ED Lyrics
    Reborn
[25:08] ED Lyrics
    Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo
[25:11] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why you cry...?
[25:13] ED Lyrics
    Tell me why... are you grinning?