E1 - DOG & CHAINSAW Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:53] Denji     Better head to work. [01:16] Denji     It's about 60,000 a month     for cutting down trees, right? [01:20] Denji     Then there's the kidney I sold.     That was 1.2 million. [01:26] Denji     My right eye was 300,000. [01:29] Denji     Sold one of my nuts... [01:33] Denji     How much was that, again?     I think... not even 100,000. [01:40] Denji     And I still owe... [01:43] Denji     About 38,040,000 yen. [01:50] Denji     I heard you, Pochita. [01:53] Denji     Let's kill this thing already. [01:55] Denji     A dead devil's usually good     for about 300,000... [02:04] Denji     Devil hunting pays the best, easy. [03:52] Denji     Gotta be the Tomato Devil. [03:55] Denji     He'll revive from the seeds,     so you'll wanna burn those. [03:58] Yakuza     Nice work, Denji. [04:01] Yakuza     This carcass will bring in a fair     price on the black market. [04:05] Yakuza     I'll pay you 400,000. [04:07] Denji     Hey, thanks! [04:08] Yakuza     After what you owe and     the interest, that leaves 170,000. [04:11] Yakuza     So after the finder's fee, admin fee, [04:14] Yakuza     management costs, and so on... [04:19] Denji     Leaves me with 70,000. [04:22] Denji     After the water bill,     and some other stuff I owe... [04:29] Denji     Funny how that works. [04:31] Denji     I've got 1,800 yen left. [04:34] Denji     No food at home, and this is gonna     have to last us a month, so... [04:41] Denji     Pochita, looks like dinner's     gonna be a slice of bread. [04:51] Goon     Why hire a brat like that to hunt devils? [04:55] Yakuza     He's paying off what he owes us. [04:59] Yakuza     Well, technically, it was     his deadbeat old man's debt. [05:03] Goon     And a kid with a pet devil     can get the job done? [05:07] Yakuza     The thing about real devil hunters is... [05:10] Yakuza     They don't pass devil     carcasses onto the yakuza. [05:15] Yakuza     Besides, the best thing about Denji     is he does what he's told. [05:24] Goon     Hey, dog! [05:27] Goon     I'll give you 100 yen to eat this cigarette. [05:32] Denji     For real? [05:34] Denji     Don't mind if I do. [05:41] Yakuza     We'll be in touch     when there's another devil. [05:44] Yakuza     Try and run, and you're pig slop. [06:03] Denji     That'll keep us for another three days. [06:08] Denji     The other day I heard... [06:10] Denji     That normally, people put jam     on their bread, before eating it. [06:14] Denji     Normal's just a dream for us, though. [06:19] Denji     Doubt I'll pay off this debt before I die. [06:26] Denji     Probably gonna die without     ever having a girlfriend, too. [06:30] Denji     Not like I could invite a girl to this dump. [06:33] Denji     No money to go on dates, either. [06:40] Denji     If I could have one dream come true... [06:43] Denji     I wanna score with a girl before I die. [07:01] (Flashback) Yakuza     Bastard hung himself without     paying this month's installment first. [07:06] (Flashback) Yakuza     Boy, you've got until tomorrow     to put 700,000 together. [07:09] (Flashback) Yakuza     You can beg for it, whore yourself out...      I don't care. Get it done. [07:13] (Flashback) Yakuza     Otherwise, we chop you up and sell the bits. [07:30] (Flashback) Young Denji     A ch-chainsaw...? [07:37] (Flashback) Young Denji     A devil. [07:40] (Flashback) Young Denji     If you're gonna kill me, just do it.     I'm dead either way. [07:52] (Flashback) Young Denji     It's hurt? [07:55] (Flashback) Young Denji     You're gonna die, too? [08:03] (Flashback) Young Denji     Bite me! [08:05] (Flashback) Young Denji     I heard that drinking blood heals a devil. [08:09] (Flashback) Young Denji     If you don't wanna die, bite me! [08:23] (Flashback) Young Denji     My blood's not free, though. This is a deal! [08:28] (Flashback) Young Denji     I'll help you... [08:30] (Flashback) Young Denji     So, you help me. [08:35] (Flashback) Young Denji     Because I don't wanna die, after all. [08:51] (Flashback) Young Denji     Why don't you hire me as a devil hunter? [09:03] Young Denji     Too hungry to sleep. [09:05] Young Denji     When I can't sleep,     I start thinking about money, [09:08] Young Denji     and then it's even harder to sleep. [09:12] Young Denji     I know what dream I wanna have when I sleep. [09:16] Young Denji     Gonna put jam on my bread,     and share it with you. [09:19] Young Denji     Then I'm gonna flirt with a girl... [09:22] Young Denji     I'll play video games with her, and then     we'll fall asleep hugging each other. [09:27] Young Denji     Sounds sweet, right? [09:44] Young Denji     Y'know, I heard my mom died from some     heart disease that made her cough up blood. [09:53] Yakuza     Got a devil for you, Denji. Time for work. [10:15] Denji     Wish they'd at least let me dream... [10:45] Denji     There's a devil in here, huh? [10:52] Denji     I don't see anything. [10:54] Denji     You think it's hiding? [10:57] Denji     Or maybe it left already? [11:12] Yakuza     Denji, my boy... we're pretty     grateful to you, y'know? [11:17] Denji     Yeah? [11:19] Yakuza     You're as loyal as a dog, [11:22] Yakuza     and you work for cheap like one, too. [11:27] Yakuza     Only problem with dogs     is I can't stand the stench. [11:43] Yakuza     Even yakuza think about getting bigger     and making more money, kid. [11:50] Yakuza     So we did like you,     and made a deal with a devil. [11:57] Yakuza     We wanted demonic power... [12:01] Zombie Devil     And I want devil hunters... [12:05] Zombie Devil     Dead! [12:08] Zombie Devil     Y'know, little devil hunter,     these guys are dumb as hell. [12:13] Zombie Devil     Total suckers! [12:14] Zombie Devil     I offer them a bit of demonic power,     and they offer to become my slaves... [12:21] Zombie Devil     Even though the power     turns them into zombies. [12:24] Zombie Devil     See, because I'm the Zombie Devil. [12:28] Zombie Devil     And I hate devil hunters, because you      go around killing us devils. [12:31] Zombie Devil     So I'm gonna kill you. [12:35] Zombie Devil     Boys, tear him apart     and toss him in the trash. [12:42] Denji     Shit! [12:58] Denji     How do I get out of here? [13:16] Denji     Get off! [13:30] Denji     It's not like I'm asking to be rich. [13:34] Denji     All I want is a normal life! [13:39] Denji     And I can't even have that?! [14:23] Denji     Pochita... [14:24] Denji     Pochita! [14:26] (Flashback) Denji     Pochita, time for work. [14:41] (Flashback) Denji     Pochita, there's a good chance     I'm gonna die fighting a devil. [14:47] (Flashback) Denji     My only regret would be     leaving you on your own. [14:51] (Flashback) Denji     You could end up starving to death... [14:54] (Flashback) Denji     Or some other devil hunter might kill you. [15:02] (Flashback) Denji     I've heard some devils     can take over dead bodies. [15:07] (Flashback) Denji     If that's something you can do...     then I want you to have my body. [15:14] (Flashback) Denji     The yakuza won't be on your case     if you wait until I've been buried, right? [15:18] (Flashback) Denji     And then you could move     out of here... and then... [15:24] (Flashback) Denji     Yeah. [15:25] (Flashback) Denji     I want you to live a normal life,     and die a normal death. [15:34] (Flashback) Denji     You've gotta make my dream come true. [16:04] Denji     Pochita? [16:08] Denji     Did you take my body, like I said? [16:13] Pochita     I always loved hearing you talk     about your dreams, Denji. [16:19] Pochita     Here's the deal. I'll give you my heart... [16:24] Pochita     And in exchange, I want you     to show me your dream. [16:28] Denji     Pochita?! [16:36] Denji     I'm not hurt? [16:44] Denji     Pochita...? [16:53] Zombie Devil     What is this? [16:55] Zombie Devil     You're alive after being sliced up? [16:57] Zombie Devil     Why? Gross! [16:59] Zombie Devil     I seriously hate devil hunters. [17:02] Zombie Devil     Guys, go ahead and eat him. [17:11] Denji     These guys had plenty already,     so why'd they want even more? [17:18] Denji     Am I the same? [17:20] Denji     I wasn't satisfied with     the happiness I had with Pochita. [17:24] Denji     I kept dreaming about a better life. [17:28] Denji     I guess we all dream     about stuff like that, huh? [17:32] Denji     I can't blame you, then. [17:35] Denji     And I won't, but... [17:40] Denji     If you get in our way? [17:46] Denji     You'll die! [17:55] Zombie Devil     He's bound to stay dead after being eaten. [18:31] Zombie Devil     What are you?! [18:33] Zombie Devil     Did that devil runt take your body?! [18:37] Zombie Devil     That means you're one of us! [18:59] Denji     Ow... [19:14] Zombie Devil     It hurts! [19:18] Zombie Devil     Stay away! [19:24] Denji     Move! [19:26] Zombie Devil     Stay back! Back! Get away! [19:29] Zombie Devil     Stay away! Don't do it! [19:31] Zombie Devil     Don't come near me! [19:47] Zombie Devil     Die! [20:25] Denji     I guess you guys went full devil, huh? [20:32] Denji     Well, you hired me to be a devil hunter. [20:35] Denji     So, I better kill all the devils, right?! [20:44] Denji     Oh, yeah! [20:46] Denji     Once you're all dead... [20:49] Denji     I won't owe a damn thing! [21:38] Makima     Someone got here before us. [21:49] Agent A     There's still one alive. [22:06] Makima     You've got a strange smell. [22:10] Makima     Not like a human or a devil. [22:15] Makima     I take it you did this? [22:20] Denji     H-Hug me... [22:43] Makima     He's human. [22:45] Agent B     Any chance he's possessed? [22:47] Makima     No. [22:49] Makima     I can tell who's possessed     with a look at their face. [22:53] Makima     I came here to kill the Zombie Devil. [22:57] Makima     I'm a devil hunter with Public Safety. [23:03] Makima     You have two options: [23:06] Makima     I can kill you like a devil, [23:10] Makima     or I can keep you as a human. [23:13] Makima     If I keep you, I'll make sure you're fed. [23:26] Denji     When you say that... [23:28] Denji     Like, what's for breakfast? [23:32] Makima     Bread with butter and jam, salad, coffee... [23:38] Makima     And then maybe something     for dessert, I think? [23:50] Denji     That sounds awesome. [24:09] ED Lyrics     My view cracks as I see the rat race rush by [24:13] ED Lyrics     Flat on the ground looking up,     no matter how it makes me feel [24:16] ED Lyrics     The beat pounds in time, no clapping needed [24:19] ED Lyrics     So mad I wanna forget,     with my chain spinning [24:25] ED Lyrics     The roar of my engine     is enough to drown it all out [24:30] ED Lyrics     And with a click of the tongue [24:32] ED Lyrics     Everything goes black with dried [24:34] ED Lyrics     CHAINSAW BLOOD [24:35] ED Lyrics     My blood can seethe or rage [24:38] ED Lyrics     But I just can't quit [24:39] ED Lyrics     No matter how I get smashed up,     there's no stopping now [24:42] ED Lyrics     Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo [24:45] ED Lyrics     Tell me why you cry? [24:46] ED Lyrics     Tell me why...? [24:47] ED Lyrics     CHAINSAW BLOOD [24:49] ED Lyrics     My blood can seethe or rage [24:51] ED Lyrics     But I just can't quit [24:52] ED Lyrics     Every blood of drop that     goes down is a nightmare [24:54] ED Lyrics     Reborn [24:55] ED Lyrics     Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo [24:58] ED Lyrics     Tell me why you cry? [25:00] ED Lyrics     Tell me why…? [25:00] ED Lyrics     CHAINSAW BLOOD [25:02] ED Lyrics     The blood can seethe or rage [25:04] ED Lyrics     But I just can't quit [25:05] ED Lyrics     Every blood of drop that     goes down is a nightmare [25:07] ED Lyrics     Reborn [25:08] ED Lyrics     Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo [25:11] ED Lyrics     Tell me why you cry...? [25:13] ED Lyrics     Tell me why... are you grinning?