# E1 - DOG & CHAINSAW
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZM77J/dog--chainsaw)
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**[00:53] Denji**
Better head to work.
**[01:16] Denji**
It's about 60,000 a month
for cutting down trees, right?
**[01:20] Denji**
Then there's the kidney I sold.
That was 1.2 million.
**[01:26] Denji**
My right eye was 300,000.
**[01:29] Denji**
Sold one of my nuts...
**[01:33] Denji**
How much was that, again?
I think... not even 100,000.
**[01:40] Denji**
And I still owe...
**[01:43] Denji**
About 38,040,000 yen.
**[01:50] Denji**
I heard you, Pochita.
**[01:53] Denji**
Let's kill this thing already.
**[01:55] Denji**
A dead devil's usually good
for about 300,000...
**[02:04] Denji**
Devil hunting pays the best, easy.
**[03:52] Denji**
Gotta be the Tomato Devil.
**[03:55] Denji**
He'll revive from the seeds,
so you'll wanna burn those.
**[03:58] Yakuza**
Nice work, Denji.
**[04:01] Yakuza**
This carcass will bring in a fair
price on the black market.
**[04:05] Yakuza**
I'll pay you 400,000.
**[04:07] Denji**
Hey, thanks!
**[04:08] Yakuza**
After what you owe and
the interest, that leaves 170,000.
**[04:11] Yakuza**
So after the finder's fee, admin fee,
**[04:14] Yakuza**
management costs, and so on...
**[04:19] Denji**
Leaves me with 70,000.
**[04:22] Denji**
After the water bill,
and some other stuff I owe...
**[04:29] Denji**
Funny how that works.
**[04:31] Denji**
I've got 1,800 yen left.
**[04:34] Denji**
No food at home, and this is gonna
have to last us a month, so...
**[04:41] Denji**
Pochita, looks like dinner's
gonna be a slice of bread.
**[04:51] Goon**
Why hire a brat like that to hunt devils?
**[04:55] Yakuza**
He's paying off what he owes us.
**[04:59] Yakuza**
Well, technically, it was
his deadbeat old man's debt.
**[05:03] Goon**
And a kid with a pet devil
can get the job done?
**[05:07] Yakuza**
The thing about real devil hunters is...
**[05:10] Yakuza**
They don't pass devil
carcasses onto the yakuza.
**[05:15] Yakuza**
Besides, the best thing about Denji
is he does what he's told.
**[05:24] Goon**
Hey, dog!
**[05:27] Goon**
I'll give you 100 yen to eat this cigarette.
**[05:32] Denji**
For real?
**[05:34] Denji**
Don't mind if I do.
**[05:41] Yakuza**
We'll be in touch
when there's another devil.
**[05:44] Yakuza**
Try and run, and you're pig slop.
**[06:03] Denji**
That'll keep us for another three days.
**[06:08] Denji**
The other day I heard...
**[06:10] Denji**
That normally, people put jam
on their bread, before eating it.
**[06:14] Denji**
Normal's just a dream for us, though.
**[06:19] Denji**
Doubt I'll pay off this debt before I die.
**[06:26] Denji**
Probably gonna die without
ever having a girlfriend, too.
**[06:30] Denji**
Not like I could invite a girl to this dump.
**[06:33] Denji**
No money to go on dates, either.
**[06:40] Denji**
If I could have one dream come true...
**[06:43] Denji**
I wanna score with a girl before I die.
**[07:01] (Flashback) Yakuza**
Bastard hung himself *without*
paying this month's installment first.
**[07:06] (Flashback) Yakuza**
Boy, you've got until tomorrow
to put 700,000 together.
**[07:09] (Flashback) Yakuza**
You can beg for it, whore yourself out...
I don't care. Get it done.
**[07:13] (Flashback) Yakuza**
Otherwise, we chop you up and sell the bits.
**[07:30] (Flashback) Young Denji**
A ch-chainsaw...?
**[07:37] (Flashback) Young Denji**
A devil.
**[07:40] (Flashback) Young Denji**
If you're gonna kill me, just do it.
I'm dead either way.
**[07:52] (Flashback) Young Denji**
It's hurt?
**[07:55] (Flashback) Young Denji**
You're gonna die, too?
**[08:03] (Flashback) Young Denji**
Bite me!
**[08:05] (Flashback) Young Denji**
I heard that drinking blood heals a devil.
**[08:09] (Flashback) Young Denji**
If you don't wanna die, bite me!
**[08:23] (Flashback) Young Denji**
My blood's not free, though. This is a deal!
**[08:28] (Flashback) Young Denji**
I'll help you...
**[08:30] (Flashback) Young Denji**
So, you help me.
**[08:35] (Flashback) Young Denji**
Because I don't wanna die, after all.
**[08:51] (Flashback) Young Denji**
Why don't you hire me as a devil hunter?
**[09:03] Young Denji**
Too hungry to sleep.
**[09:05] Young Denji**
When I can't sleep,
I start thinking about money,
**[09:08] Young Denji**
and then it's even harder to sleep.
**[09:12] Young Denji**
I know what dream I wanna have when I sleep.
**[09:16] Young Denji**
Gonna put jam on my bread,
and share it with you.
**[09:19] Young Denji**
Then I'm gonna flirt with a girl...
**[09:22] Young Denji**
I'll play video games with her, and then
we'll fall asleep hugging each other.
**[09:27] Young Denji**
Sounds sweet, right?
**[09:44] Young Denji**
Y'know, I heard my mom died from some
heart disease that made her cough up blood.
**[09:53] Yakuza**
Got a devil for you, Denji. Time for work.
**[10:15] Denji**
*Wish they'd at least let me dream...*
**[10:45] Denji**
There's a devil in here, huh?
**[10:52] Denji**
I don't see anything.
**[10:54] Denji**
You think it's hiding?
**[10:57] Denji**
Or maybe it left already?
**[11:12] Yakuza**
Denji, my boy... we're pretty
grateful to you, y'know?
**[11:17] Denji**
Yeah?
**[11:19] Yakuza**
You're as loyal as a dog,
**[11:22] Yakuza**
and you work for cheap like one, too.
**[11:27] Yakuza**
Only problem with dogs
is I can't stand the stench.
**[11:43] Yakuza**
Even yakuza think about getting bigger
and making more money, kid.
**[11:50] Yakuza**
So we did like you,
and made a deal with a devil.
**[11:57] Yakuza**
We wanted demonic power...
**[12:01] Zombie Devil**
And I want devil hunters...
**[12:05] Zombie Devil**
Dead!
**[12:08] Zombie Devil**
Y'know, little devil hunter,
these guys are dumb as hell.
**[12:13] Zombie Devil**
Total suckers!
**[12:14] Zombie Devil**
I offer them a bit of demonic power,
and they offer to become my slaves...
**[12:21] Zombie Devil**
Even though the power
turns them into zombies.
**[12:24] Zombie Devil**
See, because I'm the Zombie Devil.
**[12:28] Zombie Devil**
And I hate devil hunters, because you
go around killing us devils.
**[12:31] Zombie Devil**
So I'm gonna kill you.
**[12:35] Zombie Devil**
Boys, tear him apart
and toss him in the trash.
**[12:42] Denji**
Shit!
**[12:58] Denji**
How do I get out of here?
**[13:16] Denji**
Get off!
**[13:30] Denji**
*It's not like I'm asking to be rich.*
**[13:34] Denji**
*All I want is a normal life!*
**[13:39] Denji**
*And I can't even have that?!*
**[14:23] Denji**
*Pochita...*
**[14:24] Denji**
*Pochita!*
**[14:26] (Flashback) Denji**
Pochita, time for work.
**[14:41] (Flashback) Denji**
Pochita, there's a good chance
I'm gonna die fighting a devil.
**[14:47] (Flashback) Denji**
My only regret would be
leaving you on your own.
**[14:51] (Flashback) Denji**
You could end up starving to death...
**[14:54] (Flashback) Denji**
Or some other devil hunter might kill you.
**[15:02] (Flashback) Denji**
I've heard some devils
can take over dead bodies.
**[15:07] (Flashback) Denji**
If that's something you can do...
then I want you to have my body.
**[15:14] (Flashback) Denji**
The yakuza won't be on your case
if you wait until I've been buried, right?
**[15:18] (Flashback) Denji**
And then you could move
out of here... and then...
**[15:24] (Flashback) Denji**
Yeah.
**[15:25] (Flashback) Denji**
I want you to live a normal life,
and die a normal death.
**[15:34] (Flashback) Denji**
You've gotta make my dream come true.
**[16:04] Denji**
Pochita?
**[16:08] Denji**
Did you take my body, like I said?
**[16:13] Pochita**
I always loved hearing you talk
about your dreams, Denji.
**[16:19] Pochita**
Here's the deal. I'll give you my heart...
**[16:24] Pochita**
And in exchange, I want you
to show me your dream.
**[16:28] Denji**
Pochita?!
**[16:36] Denji**
I'm not hurt?
**[16:44] Denji**
Pochita...?
**[16:53] Zombie Devil**
What is this?
**[16:55] Zombie Devil**
You're alive after being sliced up?
**[16:57] Zombie Devil**
Why? Gross!
**[16:59] Zombie Devil**
I seriously hate devil hunters.
**[17:02] Zombie Devil**
Guys, go ahead and eat him.
**[17:11] Denji**
* These guys had plenty already,*
* so why'd they want even more?*
**[17:18] Denji**
*Am I the same?*
**[17:20] Denji**
* I wasn't satisfied with*
* the happiness I had with Pochita.*
**[17:24] Denji**
*I kept dreaming about a better life.*
**[17:28] Denji**
* I guess we all dream*
* about stuff like that, huh?*
**[17:32] Denji**
*I can't blame you, then.*
**[17:35] Denji**
*And I won't, but...*
**[17:40] Denji**
*If you get in our way?*
**[17:46] Denji**
You'll die!
**[17:55] Zombie Devil**
He's bound to stay dead after being eaten.
**[18:31] Zombie Devil**
What are you?!
**[18:33] Zombie Devil**
Did that devil runt take your body?!
**[18:37] Zombie Devil**
That means you're one of us!
**[18:59] Denji**
Ow...
**[19:14] Zombie Devil**
It hurts!
**[19:18] Zombie Devil**
Stay away!
**[19:24] Denji**
Move!
**[19:26] Zombie Devil**
Stay back! Back! Get away!
**[19:29] Zombie Devil**
Stay away! Don't do it!
**[19:31] Zombie Devil**
Don't come near me!
**[19:47] Zombie Devil**
Die!
**[20:25] Denji**
I guess you guys went full devil, huh?
**[20:32] Denji**
Well, you hired me to be a devil hunter.
**[20:35] Denji**
So, I better kill all the devils, right?!
**[20:44] Denji**
Oh, yeah!
**[20:46] Denji**
Once you're all dead...
**[20:49] Denji**
I won't owe a damn thing!
**[21:38] Makima**
Someone got here before us.
**[21:49] Agent A**
There's still one alive.
**[22:06] Makima**
You've got a strange smell.
**[22:10] Makima**
Not like a human or a devil.
**[22:15] Makima**
I take it you did this?
**[22:20] Denji**
H-Hug me...
**[22:43] Makima**
He's human.
**[22:45] Agent B**
Any chance he's possessed?
**[22:47] Makima**
No.
**[22:49] Makima**
I can tell who's possessed
with a look at their face.
**[22:53] Makima**
I came here to kill the Zombie Devil.
**[22:57] Makima**
I'm a devil hunter with Public Safety.
**[23:03] Makima**
You have two options:
**[23:06] Makima**
I can kill you like a devil,
**[23:10] Makima**
or I can keep you as a human.
**[23:13] Makima**
If I keep you, I'll make sure you're fed.
**[23:26] Denji**
When you say that...
**[23:28] Denji**
Like, what's for breakfast?
**[23:32] Makima**
Bread with butter and jam, salad, coffee...
**[23:38] Makima**
And then maybe something
for dessert, I think?
**[23:50] Denji**
That sounds awesome.
**[24:09] ED Lyrics**
*My view cracks as I see the rat race rush by*
**[24:13] ED Lyrics**
* Flat on the ground looking up,*
* no matter how it makes me feel*
**[24:16] ED Lyrics**
*The beat pounds in time, no clapping needed*
**[24:19] ED Lyrics**
* So mad I wanna forget,*
* with my chain spinning*
**[24:25] ED Lyrics**
* The roar of my engine*
* is enough to drown it all out*
**[24:30] ED Lyrics**
*And with a click of the tongue*
**[24:32] ED Lyrics**
*Everything goes black with dried*
**[24:34] ED Lyrics**
*CHAINSAW BLOOD*
**[24:35] ED Lyrics**
*My blood can seethe or rage*
**[24:38] ED Lyrics**
*But I just can't quit*
**[24:39] ED Lyrics**
* No matter how I get smashed up,*
* there's no stopping now*
**[24:42] ED Lyrics**
*Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo*
**[24:45] ED Lyrics**
*Tell me why you cry?*
**[24:46] ED Lyrics**
*Tell me why...?*
**[24:47] ED Lyrics**
*CHAINSAW BLOOD*
**[24:49] ED Lyrics**
*My blood can seethe or rage*
**[24:51] ED Lyrics**
*But I just can't quit*
**[24:52] ED Lyrics**
* Every blood of drop that*
* goes down is a nightmare*
**[24:54] ED Lyrics**
*Reborn*
**[24:55] ED Lyrics**
*Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo*
**[24:58] ED Lyrics**
*Tell me why you cry?*
**[25:00] ED Lyrics**
*Tell me why…?*
**[25:00] ED Lyrics**
*CHAINSAW BLOOD*
**[25:02] ED Lyrics**
*The blood can seethe or rage*
**[25:04] ED Lyrics**
*But I just can't quit*
**[25:05] ED Lyrics**
* Every blood of drop that*
* goes down is a nightmare*
**[25:07] ED Lyrics**
*Reborn*
**[25:08] ED Lyrics**
*Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo*
**[25:11] ED Lyrics**
*Tell me why you cry...?*
**[25:13] ED Lyrics**
*Tell me why... are you grinning?*