E7 - THE TASTE OF A KISS

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[00:05] Denji
    I can't believe you did that for me.
[00:08] Denji
    Nobody asked you. Asshole.
[00:12] Denji
    I'm through with owing
    anybody anything, got it?
[00:17] Denji
    So once you're out of here, we're even!
[00:30] Kobeni
    It's over...
[00:49] Eternity
    I knew you were alive, Chainsaw!
[00:59] Denji
    Yeow!
[01:03] Denji
    All better!
[01:06] Eternity
    This is pointless, Chainsaw!
[01:08] Eternity
    The pain!
[01:09] Eternity
    It hurts!
[01:11] Eternity
    You won't find my heart in here!
[01:14] Eternity
    You can't kill me!
[01:26] Himeno
    A devil?!
[01:28] Power
    This bodes ill.
[01:30] Power
    Denji's losing blood ceaselessly.
[01:32] Power
    When he's lost too much,
    his chainsaws will retract.
[01:42] Eternity
    You are so much weaker now.
[01:45] Eternity
    How far you have fallen, Chainsaw?!
[03:31] Denji
    My chainsaws are in?
[03:33] Denji
    Need more blood!
[03:35] Eternity
    You've failed!
[03:37] Eternity
    Die!
[03:38] Eternity
    Chainsaw!
[03:48] Denji
    This blood might seriously taste like shit...
[03:52] Denji
    But watching you shriek in pain...
[03:55] Denji
    Makes it sweet like strawberry jam!
[04:01] Kishibe
    The hunters that devils fear...
[04:08] (Flashback) Kishibe
    are the ones with a couple of screws loose.
[04:15] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Sahara had his head on straight...
[04:18] (Flashback) Kishibe
    So he died.
[04:20] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Same goes for Kinouchi,
    and Subaru, and Sasaki. All sane.
[04:26] (Flashback) Kishibe
    They were reasonable enough
    to fear attacks from a devil,
[04:29] (Flashback) Kishibe
    and that fear made the devils stronger.
[04:34] (Flashback) Kishibe
    You been working with Aki for a while now.
     What do you think about him?
[04:38] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Is his head on straight?
[04:40] (Flashback) Himeno
    I wouldn't say that about anyone
    who's trying to kill the Gun Devil.
[04:45] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Didn't you join Public Safety because
     you were after the Gun Devil, too?
[04:50] (Flashback) Kishibe
    You got any screws loose?
[04:53] (Flashback) Himeno
    No, sir.
[04:55] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Exactly.
[04:56] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Most hunters, including you,
    are out to put the Gun Devil down.
[05:02] (Flashback) Kishibe
    They're earnest. Honest. Straightforward.
[05:05] (Flashback) Kishibe
    And that means the devils know
    exactly how to fuck with them.
[05:10] (Flashback) Kishibe
    But there's no telling what
    a crazy person's thinking.
[05:15] (Flashback) Kishibe
    And even devils are afraid
    of what they don't understand.
[05:21] (Flashback) Himeno
    You're drinking too much again, master.
[05:23] (Flashback) Kishibe
    See, that's being sensible again.
[05:26] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Can't be unhinged without
    loosening the screws a bit every day.
[05:34] (Flashback) Kishibe
    And if you're still visiting your
    partners' graves every month,
[05:37] (Flashback) Kishibe
    then yours are still pretty tight.
[05:40] (Flashback) Kishibe
    I'm heading home.
[05:41] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Aki's still a punk, so make
    sure to work him over.
[05:45] (Flashback) Himeno
    I'll take it one step at a time.
[05:48] (Flashback) Kishibe
    Not good enough.
[05:50] (Flashback) Kishibe
    The kid's serious about
    collecting the meat chunks, right?
[05:54] (Flashback) Kishibe
    He's gonna actually find
    the Gun Devil if he does.
[06:12] (Flashback) Himeno
    No...
[06:13] (Flashback) Himeno
    No, no, no, no, no, no—
[06:18] (Flashback) Himeno
    No.
[06:20] (Flashback) Himeno
    Aki, you wanna join
    the private sector with me?
[06:25] (Flashback) Himeno
    I received a pretty generous offer!
[06:28] (Flashback) Himeno
    Instead of chasing the Gun,
[06:31] (Flashback) Himeno
    we could go out for lunch,
    see a movie on the way home,
[06:36] (Flashback) Himeno
    and really enjoy ourselves.
[06:39] (Flashback) Aki
    If you wanna go out
    for drinks, I'll join you.
[06:41] (Flashback) Aki
    But I have no intention
    of ever going private.
[06:45] (Flashback) Aki
    And I'll take your almond tofu.
[06:48] (Flashback) Himeno
    Then hand me a cigarette in exchange.
[06:58] Himeno
    If Aki fights the Gun Devil, he's gonna die.
[07:03] Himeno
    Not because we're too weak,
[07:06] Himeno
    or because it's the kind of devil that
    can kill hundreds of people in seconds.
[07:11] Himeno
    It's because Aki's cool,
    and serious, and kind...
[07:17] Himeno
    and normal, like most people.
[07:20] Himeno
    But...
[07:23] Denji
    Take that!
[07:26] Eternity
    Ow, ow!
[07:33] Eternity
    It...
[07:34] Eternity
    It's over.
[07:41] Himeno
    But him?
[07:43] Denji
    Eureka, dude.
[07:46] Denji
    I cut you up, and you bleed.
[07:50] Denji
    I drink that blood and heal!
[07:53] Denji
    I'm a fucking perpetual motion machine!
[07:58] Denji
    That Nobel Prize is mine!
[08:05] Himeno
    I've never seen anyone crazier than him,
[08:09] Himeno
    so maybe he can kill the Gun Devil!
[08:24] Eternity
    Pain...
[08:28] Eternity
    Ow, ow...
[08:34] Eternity
    It hurts...
[08:38] Himeno
    You still alive, Aki?
[08:44] Aki
    How long...
[08:46] Aki
    How long has it been?
[08:49] Himeno
    About three days since
    you got stabbed, I think?
[08:53] Power
    Meowy...
[08:55] Himeno
    Let's all go out for drinks.
[08:59] Himeno
    Since it's over... I'm gonna sleep a bit.
[09:03] Aki
    It's over?
[09:07] Eternity
    This is my weakness...
[09:09] Eternity
    It's my heart.
[09:11] Eternity
    Please kill me.
[09:12] Eternity
    I'm sorry.
[09:13] Eternity
    I apologize.
[09:14] Eternity
    It hurts...
[09:15] Denji
    What, already?!
[09:17] Denji
    I was still having fun!
    It was like being in a pool!
SIGN    AUTOMATED
SIGN    AUTOMATED
SIGN    DOORS
SIGN    DOORS
SIGN    PLEASE
SIGN    PLEASE
[09:33] Denji
    We're out.
[09:37] Denji
    Got a piece of the Gun Devil's flesh,
     the sky is clear...
[09:41] Denji
    And I'm feeling good,
    like I just took a huge shit.
[09:44] Denji
    It's like I'm floating...
[09:48] Himeno
    Whoa there.
[09:51] Himeno
    He's out...
[09:53] Himeno
    Makes sense, considering he was fighting
    the devil the whole time without sleeping.
[09:58] Himeno
    We'll get Aki and Denji to a hospital.
[10:02] Himeno
    You two head back
    to the office and check in.
[10:12] Aki
    A welcoming party?
[10:14] Himeno
    Yep.
[10:15] Himeno
    Since the full Division 4
    is finally assembled,
[10:18] Himeno
    we ought to get to know each other better,
[10:20] Himeno
    and deal with some of our outstanding issues.
[10:23] Aki
    What issues?
[10:24] Himeno
    Well, the thing is, Kobeni and Arai
    are talking about quitting Public Safety.
[10:29] Himeno
    Not only are they afraid of the devils,
[10:32] Himeno
    they feel pretty guilty
    about trying to kill Denji, too.
[10:36] Aki
    You tried to kill him, too.
[10:38] Himeno
    I know, right?!
[10:39] Himeno
    Kids these days! They're so sensitive.
[10:43] Himeno
    Would it kill them to be a little bolder?
[10:46] Himeno
    Over drinks, they'll be able to
    apologize to Denji easily,
[10:50] Himeno
    and we'll be able to
    convince them to not quit.
[10:52] Aki
    You're just in this for drinks.
[10:56] Aki
    It wasn't much, but I found
    a chunk of its flesh.
[10:59] Aki
    If we're doing this,
    it needs to be this week.
[11:02] Himeno
    Why's that?
[11:04] Aki
    If we're having a drinking party,
    I want to invite Ms. Makima.
[11:14] Aki
    She's going on a business trip
    to Kyoto next week.
[11:17] Aki
    With so many devils targeting Denji,
    she's looking into getting reinforcements.
[11:21] Aki
    So the party needs to be this week.
[11:26] Himeno
    Be honest with me.
[11:28] Himeno
    What do you think Denji is?
[11:32] Himeno
    That devil seemed to know about him,
[11:35] Himeno
    and I've never seen anything
    like what he turned into.
[11:37] Himeno
    But the biggest mystery is how much
    Ms. Makima seems to be interested in him.
[11:44] Himeno
    She used to travel all the time,
    but she's stuck to Tokyo lately,
[11:48] Himeno
    and that's probably because of Denji.
[11:51] Himeno
    Does she know his secret?
[11:58] Himeno
    Wanna get her hammered and ask about it?
[12:02] Everybody
    Cheers!
[12:04] Denji
    Man, all this stuff smells awesome!
[12:07] Denji
    This is enough food for a lifetime!
[12:08] Himeno
    That's the stuff!
[12:15] Male Agent
    Oh, here we go.
[12:16] Denji
    This is nuts!
[12:17] Lady Agent
    Here's your plate.
[12:18] Denji
    Where do I even start?
    It all smells great.
[12:20] Aki
    This is good. It's been six months
    since I last had anything to drink.
[12:24] Fushi
    I only drink a bit at home, too.
[12:26] Power
    Away with you!
[12:28] Power
    The sashimi shall all be mine!
[12:29] Denji
    What even is this? Looks tasty!
[12:33] Kobeni
    Sorry... I got a little lost.
[12:37] Lady Agent
    Kobe, Kobe! Right over here!
[12:40] Himeno
    Ms. Makima says she'll be late.
[12:44] Madoka
    Three parfaits.
[12:45] Madoka
    And then...
[12:47] Madoka
    Three shiratama dumpling trays.
[12:50] Kobeni
    I've never had anything this good before.
[12:53] Lady Agent
    You send most of your pay home, right?
[12:56] Lady Agent
    Be sure to eat your fill.
[12:57] Power
    Hands off, you scoundrel!
[12:58] Power
    The fried chicken is all mine!
[13:01] Aki
    You didn't bring your Fiend, Fushi?
[13:04] Fushi
    They're a little too scary
    for a place like this.
[13:07] Fushi
    I envy how reasonable yours is, Hayakawa.
[13:11] Male Agent
    Hey!
[13:12] Male Agent
    You're young, so order
    whatever you want! And eat up!
[13:15] Denji
    Damn it! I can't read most of these kanji...
[13:16] Menu zoom in
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SIGN    Kisu Tempura
[13:23] Denji
    So... about that kiss...
[13:28] Himeno
    I'm too bashful to do it right now.
[13:30] Himeno
    Let me drink a bit more first.
[13:35] Himeno
    I'll make it a juicy one, too.
[13:37] Himeno
    So will you forgive us
    for trying to kill you?
[13:41] Denji
    Dude, all is forgiven! Super forgiven!
[13:45] Male Agent
    This is a welcoming party for the rookies,
    so stand up and introduce yourselves!
[13:49] Male Agent
    Your name, age, and the devil
    you're contracted with!
[13:52] Aki
    Don't reveal your devil contract in public.
[13:55] Aki
    You shouldn't share that
    with anyone you don't trust.
[13:59] Male Agent
    Man, you never loosen up, do you?
[14:01] Himeno
    Aw, it's fine! It's probably fine.
[14:05] Lady Agent
    I wanna know hobbies, too.
[14:07] Lady Agent
    They tell you a lot about a person.
[14:09] Denji
    I'm Denji. I'm 16, if I remember right.
[14:13] Denji
    My hobbies are eating and sleeping!
[14:17] Lady Agent
    Yikes, that is young.
[14:19] Himeno
    You didn't drink, did you?!
[14:21] Denji
    Just tea.
[14:23] Arai
    I'm Hirokazu Arai! I'm 22 years old!
[14:26] Arai
    I've got a contract with the Fox Devil!
[14:27] Arai
    My hobby is writing haiku!
[14:30] Denji
    That's the same devil as Hayakaptain.
[14:32] Aki
    The Fox Devil is friendly toward humans.
[14:35] Aki
    So many hunters make contracts
     with the Fox Devil.
[14:38] Himeno
    But only hotties get to call
    on the Fox Devil's head!
[14:41] Himeno
    As devils go, the Fox is down bad.
[14:45] Kobeni
    I'm Kobeni Higashiyama.
[14:47] Kobeni
    I'm 20...
[14:48] Kobeni
    I've got a devil contract...
    but it's a secret.
[14:51] Kobeni
    My hobby is eating tasty things.
[14:55] Lady Agent
    Isn't her outfit cute?
[14:56] Madoka
    Yeah.
[14:57] Kobeni
    It's a hand-me-down from my sister.
[14:59] Lady Agent
    Kobeni has eight sisters. Isn't that crazy?
[15:00] Himeno
    Hey, where's your rookie, Fushi?
[15:03] Fuku
    I'm sad to report that they
    were killed yesterday.
[15:08] Himeno
    Rest in peace!
[15:10] Himeno
    They will be... mist... pissed... missed?
[15:14] Aki
    Already wasted, huh?
[15:17] Arai
    Do people really die that often?
[15:20] Male Agent
    Public Safety handles the devils
    too tough for the private sector.
[15:24] Lady Agent
    Yeah, we're always dropping like flies.
[15:26] Lady Agent
    No one who joined up at the
    same time as me is still alive.
[15:28] Himeno
    Denji's not gonna die,
    cuz he wants a smooch!
[15:35] Male Agent
    Himeno gets really friendly
    when she's drunk.
[15:38] Male Agent
    I'm pretty sure she's kissed everyone here,
     apart from the rookies.
[15:42] Male Agent
    There's no escaping her.
[15:47] Denji
    That's a guaranteed kiss!
[15:51] Denji
    Today's the day... of my first kiss.
[15:55] Makima
    What kiss?
[15:57] Himeno
    Ms. Makima!
[15:59] Makima
    Excuse me, I'd like a draft beer.
[16:02] Aki
    Have a seat, Ms. Makima.
[16:07] Lady Agent
    I've never seen her in person before.
[16:12] Makima
    So, are you kissing someone, Denji?
[16:14] Denji
    No, ma'am!
[16:15] Himeno
    Aw, are we not gonna kiss, Denji?!
[16:19] Denji
    We are!
[16:23] Makima
    Excuse me. Another beer.
[16:28] Makima
    So, what's this about kisses?
[16:30] Denji
    I don't want Ms. Makima
    to see me kiss Himeno.
[16:34] Himeno
    No smoochies?
[16:36] Denji
    But I want a kiss with tongue
    just as bad!
[16:40] Denji
    I've gotta try and change the subject!
[16:43] Denji
    Ms. Makima! Y'know, I got one
    of them Gun Devil thingies!
[16:47] Makima
    Yes, I heard. That's very impressive, Denji.
[16:51] Aki
    We've never seen devils appearing with
    Gun Devil flesh this frequently before.
[16:56] Aki
    Given how the most recent one
    was targeting Denji,
[16:59] Aki
    something must be going on.
[17:02] Aki
    Do you know what Denji's deal is, ma'am?
[17:08] Power
    Relinquish that!
[17:11] Power
    That, too, is mine!
[17:16] Makima
    I'll tell you if you can outdrink me.
[17:21] Aki
    Two more beers, please.
[17:24] Himeno
    I want in on that! Make it three!
[17:28] Power
    Horse sashimi! Fried chicken!
    And more horse sashimi!
[17:30] Denji
    Fried chicken!
[17:37] Power
    That's mine, too.
[17:38] Makima
    Another beer, if you would.
[17:41] Lady Agent
    You're pretty impressive, Power.
[17:43] Lady Agent
    There aren't a lot of Fiends
    who can control their urge to kill.
[17:47] Power
    A feat of my advanced IQ!
[17:50] Lady Agent
    Is IQ part of it? How high is yours, then?
[17:55] Power
    Um... 100?
[17:56] Lady Agent
    Is that high?
[17:58] Lady Agent
    I think my score was around 100, too.
[18:01] Power
    Then it was 120.
[18:03] Lady Agent
    If I remember right, Fushi's is high.
[18:05] Fumi
    Specifically, 134.
[18:07] Lady Agent
    Wow, must be proud enough
    to actually remember it.
[18:11] Power
    If I recall, mine was 500?
[18:13] Power
    Perhaps 1000?
[18:19] Makima
    Oh my.
[18:25] Denji
    She's watching!
[18:26] Denji
    Ms. Makima's watching.
[18:28] Denji
    But what is this?
[18:29] Power
    The kiss is afoot!
[18:29] Denji
    Is that a tongue I feel?
[18:31] Denji
    Feels good... soft! Really soft!
[18:34] Denji
    What the hell?! It's her tongue...
[18:36] Denji
    But it's melting in my mouth?!
[18:38] Denji
    That's... not... a tongue!
[18:40] Denji
    It's puke!
[18:44] Male Agent
    Well, that's traumatic.
[18:46] Makima
    Uh-oh...
[18:48] Makima
    Excuse me, can we get
    something to wipe this up?
[18:50] Power
    Oh, this isn't good! Not good at all!
[18:55] Power
    Denji will swallow anything
    remotely nutritious!
[19:04] (Flashback) Denji
    Pochita!
[19:06] (Flashback) Denji
    I found something edible!
[19:18] (Flashback) Denji
    Check it out, Pochita!
[19:19] (Flashback) Denji
    Those rats are chowing on some drunk's puke!
[19:22] (Flashback) Denji
    Eating puke! What a joke!
[19:25] (Flashback) Denji
    What kinda mammals are they?!
[19:31] Arai
    Unbelievable... Himeno has
    absolutely no restraint.
[19:40] Arai
    My method for throwing up
    works pretty well, right?
[19:43] Arai
    I used to look after my mom when
    she came home drunk from work.
[19:47] Arai
    Not that it makes me as good
    a Devil Hunter as you.
[19:51] Arai
    I'm pretty jealous.
[19:54] Denji
    Jealous?!
[19:56] Denji
    Dude... My first kiss tasted like barf!
[20:00] Denji
    And you're jealous?!
[20:12] Makima
    I'll see Hayakawa and his household home.
[20:13] Fushi
    You wanna drop by somewhere else?
[20:15] Lady Agent
    I drank a lot...
[20:15] Makima
    Arai, look after Himeno.
[20:17] Fushi
    Ms. Makima paid the tab tonight,
    everyone, so show your gratitude.
[20:21] Kobeni
    Nothing tastes better than
    drinks someone else paid for.
[20:25] Lady Agent
    Yep.
[20:28] Makima
    Huh? Where's Denji?
[20:30] Fuku
    I saw Himeno pick him up
    and walk off somewhere.
[20:39] Denji
    It's dark... So dark...
[20:42] Denji
    Where the hell am I?
[20:44] Denji
    Water... Water... Water...
[20:49] Denji
    Come to think of it, the puke
    girl gave me a barf kiss.
[20:54] Denji
    Damn it! Water, water...
[21:16] Himeno
    Huh... It's Den-Den-Denji?
[21:20] Himeno
    What are you doing in my place?
[21:25] Himeno
    Did I bring you here?
[21:27] Himeno
    Huh?
[21:30] Denji
    I'm so dizzy... What the hell?
[21:37] Himeno
    Y'know, I noticed you're
    head over heels for Makima.
[21:43] Denji
    My head's spinning...
[21:45] Himeno
    You could do better than
    that bitch, seriously.
[21:50] Himeno
    You and Aki, fawning all over her! Ugh...
[21:56] Himeno
    Seriously!
[21:57] Himeno
    Moo-ve on!
[22:23] Himeno
    Wanna do it?
[22:24] ---
    
[22:41] Sign
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SIGN    Sorry...
    I got a little lost.
SIGN    This is good.
    It's been too long.
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SIGN    I don't drink
    much at home, too.
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SIGN    Kobe, Kobe!
    Right over here!
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SIGN    What will you do?
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SIGN    Fight
     Special
     Item
     Escape
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SIGN    Attack Defend
    Recover Chainsaw
[22:58] Makima Sign
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SIGN    You have two
    options.
[22:58] Makima Sign
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SIGN    What will you do?
[22:58] Makima Sign
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SIGN    Be kept
    Be killed