8 - Cancer Cell II (Part II)

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    EPISODE 8: CANCER CELL II (PART II)
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    "Cancer Cell II (Part II)."
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    All right, how should we go about this?
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    Where should the first slash go?
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    Harmful bacteria.
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    Pathogenic E. coli, Staphylococci,
    Clostridium and the like
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    cause proteins to degrade
    and produce toxic by-products.
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    They are detrimental to the human body
    in various ways.
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    Impressive! You harmful bacteria
    are the entertainers of evil!
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    Incredible! Letting him know
    what you're about to do to him...
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    How insanely cruel!
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    How about slamming him against the wall
    with your tentacles next?
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    Opportunistic pathogens.
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    Bacteroides, non-pathogenic E. coli,
    Eubacterium and the like
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    are all bacteria
    which do neither good nor harm.
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    They make up roughly 70 percent
    of the bacteria in the intestines.
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    Shut up, opportunistic pathogens!
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    I'm trying to come up with the most artistic
    way of tormenting this cell in the name of evil!
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    So, don't disturb me!
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    So brutal! I'm getting goosebumps!
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    Well, not that I can blame you
    opportunistic bacteria
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    for being enthralled by our cool evil souls.
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    Watch and learn!
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    - Woo-hoo!
    - Hey there, Mr. President!
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    You're so cool!
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    All right, what should I do?
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    Should I start dismembering you
    from the fingertips?
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    Okay, I've got it.
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    Your eyes!
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    WHITE BLOOD CELL
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    Damn!
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    White Blood Cells!
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    Sorry to keep you waiting, Cell boy!
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    You've got a lot of nerve, rampaging
    around the biggest immune system in the body!
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    It's punishment time, you lousy germs!
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    Gut immunity.
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    The ability to fight off and eliminate bacteria
    and viruses invading the body is called "immunity."
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    The digestive tract acts as a barrier
    to protect against infection
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    and is said to be home to upward of 50 percent
    of the body's immune system.
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    Wh-What should we do, Harmful Bacterium?
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    Hold your ground! So unsightly!
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    Huh! We've still got...
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    the edge in sheer numbers!
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    What the...
    Where'd all these come from?
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    This staggering number of opportunistic
    bacteria are all my allies!
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    In an environment where
    the harmful bacteria hold sway...
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    you should be mortified that you were ever rash
    enough to show your idiotic faces even for a second!
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    Numbers! The symbol of power!
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    There is no higher aesthetic
    for us bacteria than to win by numbers!
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    THUNK
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    POP POP
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    RUMBLE
    RUMBLE
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    NYUUU
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    Nyuuu!
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    A-Are those good bacteria?
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    Good bacteria.
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    Lactic acid bacterium, Lactobacillus gasseri,
    Lactobacillus bifidus and the like
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    work to boost immunity
    and to stimulate intestinal activity.
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    Their actions are beneficial
    for the human body's health.
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    Nyuuu!
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    Nyuuu!
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    Nyuuu!
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    How can there be so much good bacteria?
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    Hey, opportunistic bacteria!
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    What are you doing?
    Get rid of them already—
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    TRAMPLE
    TRAMPLE
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    Huh?
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    CRUSH
    CRUSH
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    Quit nagging, will you?
    The environment's changed, all right?
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    Right! What do you mean
    by "artistic" and "cool evil"?
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    Don't be full of yourselves! How troublesome!
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    From now on, it will be
    the Age of Good Bacteria!
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    It's time for us to find our place
    among the beautiful and wholesome bacteria!
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    The nature of opportunistic pathogens.
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    They ally themselves with whichever bacteria,
    good or harmful, has the upper hand.
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    So... So anyway...
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    FLIP-FLOP
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    let's all get along and be friends, everyone!
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    Not by a long shot.
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    All you germs guilty of unlawful entry,
    get the cell out!
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    PLATELETS
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    We should feel a little safer here, huh?
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    Oh look, Big Sister!
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    Huh?
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    Wait, something's changed?
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    - It's easier to breathe!
    - Yeah!
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    Come to think of it...
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    This is toxic gas from the harmful bacteria
    that live in the intestines.
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    The bacterial balance in the gut must be off,
    and the harmful bacteria seem to be predominant.
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    CELL
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    This is bound to cause some harmful effects.
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    I wonder if White Blood Cell is all right.
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    Memory T! NK!
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    Don't worry.
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    I'm not planning to kill them.
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    There!
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    Stop!
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    Knock it off!
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    Cancer Cell!
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    Why? Why won't you fight me?
    Fight me!
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    I don't want to.
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    Because what I like about you
    is how self-contradictory you are.
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    You're the same as me,
    writhing within your preordained destiny.
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    I don't want to kill a friend.
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    That's right. Unlike you...
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    I detest you!
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    Because you called me "a goddamn bug"!
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    Stop! Isn't that enough?
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    Step away from Memory T!
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    I can't tell you how glad I am that I brought
    the three of you here.
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    I like you, White Blood Cell!
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    I could sit and chat with you
    about all kinds of things.
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    As for Memory T and NK,
    I hate you both!
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    What wouldn't I give to demolish
    everything you hold dear?
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    I can turn those emotions into energy
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    and acquire that power
    way sooner than I thought!
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    If I divide once, it'll be double.
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    Divide again, and I can double again!
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    A mere thirty divisions will result...
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    in more than a billion of my friends.
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    Try and stop me if you can...
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    my hard-working Immune Cells.
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    It's too soon for a victory lap.
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    I still have my...
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    trump card left.
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    Bursting at the seams with my memories...
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    The ultimate secret technique!
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    Memory T?
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    That moron... What in the world is he...
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    And it's called...
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    The T Cell Ultimate Secret Technique...
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    "Perforin Cannon Punch"!
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    "T Cell Per—" What?
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    Huh?
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    "T..." Huh?
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    What was that?
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    "T Cell Puerile Cretin Panties"?
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    That's "T Cell Perforin Cannon Punch"!
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    Secret technique?
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    The thymus.
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    The lymphoid organ
    where Precursor T Cells are differentiated
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    and then mature
    into full-fledged T Cells.
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    Hey, you were hopeless a little while ago,
    but these days you're on fire!
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    That was just dumb luck.
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    But I'm going to keep grinding away
    and hone my skills. You'll see.
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    Actually, the way you're going...
    Oh, but I shouldn't say it...
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    Oh come on, spit it out!
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    Well... See...
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    I'm thinking that a cell of your caliber just might
    be able to master that ultimate secret technique.
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    Ultimate secret technique?
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    Yeah.
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    It's called the "T Cell Ultimate Secret Technique"...
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    Perforin...
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    Cannon Punch!
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    Perforin.
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    A chemical released by Killer T Cells
    upon attacking infected cells.
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    It's a legendary move
    that can only be unleashed
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    when a T Cell's urge to protect the world
    intensifies to its maximum peak inside him.
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    They say that whoever's on the receiving end
    of its devastating force and impact
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    ends up getting blasted away
    like they were smashed with a massive fist.
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    "Ultimate Secret Technique"...
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    Emotions... Making your fist... Massive...
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    The T Cell Ultimate Secret Technique...
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    Perf... Perforin Cannon Punch!
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    Whoops, I mangled it.
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    Oh jeez, he's really practicing it!
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    Who would've thought
    he'd swallow a dumbass story like that?
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    Like that kind of move even exists!
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    Perforin C-Cannon Panty!
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    Oh crap, my arm cramped up!
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    What are those guys doing?
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    They just want to reassure themselves
    by looking down on others. What a pair of morons.
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    You're not going to get your way.
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    Oh?
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    Eat this!
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    T Cell...
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    Perforin Cannon Punch!
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    T Cell Perforin Cannon Punch!
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    It really...
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    worked!
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    Wh-Wh-What the cell
    was that baffling move just now?
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    Regulatory...
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    Regulatory T Cell!
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    You're supposed to suppress his attacks!
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    Why did you just dodge now?
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    It's your job to protect me—
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    I should've known better.
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    I seem to have misperceived you.
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    Huh?
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    You are not a cell
    that warrants protection.
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    Now, at last, I've realized my error.
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    Upon closer inspection, I can see...
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    that you're not a cell...
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    CLL
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    but rather a "cll."
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    That's what convinced you?
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    Regulatory T Cell's role.
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    Once she's perceived a change
    in a Cancer Cell,
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    Regulatory T Cell no longer recognizes it
    as a cell to be protected.
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    Because I'm a "cll," not a "cell"?
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    Is that it?
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    That's correct.
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    And I'm not a cell
    that warrants protection, huh?
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    So, that means you're no longer
    on my side, right?
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    Well, I guess that's fine by me.
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    If that's what you think, Regulatory T Cell,
    then that's fine by me.
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    But...
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    you're going to have to stay out of my way!
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    I told you!
    I know all your tricks!
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    CLENCH
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    Nailed it!
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    And I told you, remember?
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    Slashing me does no good!
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    Stop making me repeat myself!
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    I'm telling you, I know all your tricks!
    Didn't you hear—
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    What's wrong?
    I thought you knew all my tricks!
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    Whoa! Whoa!
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    All right, let's finish this now, Immune Cells.
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    Damn!
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    I'll kill you!
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    Damn!
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    Crap! Damn, you're hard!
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    Won't be long now.
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    This is...
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    the end!
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    The new world...
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    Now we can be free!
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    And...
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    It's over now.
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    The only thing that's over is you!
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    - You goddamn bug!
    - You miserable Cancer Cell!
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    - Die!
    - Die!
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    I'm telling you, you can slash me,
    you can stab me, and I won't die.
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    My wings! Wh-Why?
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    I can't maintain my strength!
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    I'm no longer getting a boost?
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    But why?
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    It looks like the intestinal
    environment's changed,
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    so now the toxins from the harmful bacteria
    that were empowering you are dwindling.
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    White Blood Cell—
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    I've been defeated.
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    So, I lose again, huh?
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    Oh well, that's fine.
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    I'd rather be killed by a friend
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    than by someone I hate. This is way better.
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    See you... my gentle assassin... White...
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    Blood... Cell...
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    All right, it's over!
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    You guys...
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    You've gotten so big!
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    Nyuuu!
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    Nyuuu! Nyuuu! Nyuuu!
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    Lactic acid bacteria.
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    Good bacteria that work to support
    the health of the human body.
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    They have a variety of features.
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    Nyuuu?
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    I'm okay.
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    Nyuuu!
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    Nyuuu! Nyuuu! Nyuuu!
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    Thank goodness, Lactic Acid Bacterium!
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    Nyuuu!
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    Hey, thanks for coming to save me!
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    Nyuuu?
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    Nyuuu!
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    Nyuuu! Nyuuu! Nyuuu!
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    The Cancer Cell has been vanquished!
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    The crisis is over!
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    IT REALLY WORKED...
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    It really worked.
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    Yes, it did.
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    YES, IT DID.
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    Nyuuu!
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    Whoa! Amazing!
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    Just look at him repair
    the intestinal wall for us!
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    Nyuuu!
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    How lactic acid bacteria works.
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    Some lactic acid bacteria directly stimulate
    the Intestinal Epithelial Cells
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    to help maintain the intestinal tract's
    barrier functions.
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    Lactic Acid Bacterium, you're awesome!
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    Thanks to you guys,
    the intestinal environment's improving!
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    Nyuuu!
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    You did great, too, Cell boy!
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    Huh? Me?
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    Bringing those lactic acid bacteria
    back to their friends
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    helped to improve
    the intestinal environment.
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    It was you who rescued us. Thanks.
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    Jeez. Just once in my life,
    if someone would say...
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    "Thank you for rescuing me!"
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    What wouldn't I give to hear those words?
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    You mean I...
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    I was able to help out, too?
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    Yeah!
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    Nyuuu! Nyuuu!
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    Intestinal environment and immunity.
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    Three different types of bacteria reside
    in the intestines. Good, harmful and opportunistic.
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    The intestinal environment changes whenever
    there is a shift in the balance between them.
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    When the number of good bacteria increases,
    there's a boost in immunity.
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    Nyuuu! Nyuuu!
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    Intestinal flora.
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    There are good, harmful and opportunistic bacteria
    residing in the intestinal tract,
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    comprising hundreds of billions of bacteria
    from hundreds of different species.
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    Because it looks like a flower bed of colonies
    of various plants in the intestinal tract,
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    it's called "intestinal flora."
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    So, this...
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    This is the world where you guys live, huh?
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    We're totally drenched.
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    Yeah.
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    Goodbye...
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    Lactic acid bacteria.
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    Oh! White Blood Cell!
    Thanks for your hard work!
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    CHOPSTICKS
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    Hey there! Good work!
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    Thank goodness!
    So, you're all right!
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    Yeah! You, too!
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    Oh, I almost forgot!
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    I've been delivering nutrients,
    and I've gone all the way around...
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    And the apartment belonging
    to that cell in the pharynx...
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    You wouldn't believe
    what's happened to it!
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    Huh?
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    SINCE YOU'RE NOT
    AT HOME,
    WE'LL BE BACK LATER
    TO REPAIR YOUR DOOR.
    PLATELETS
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    DELIVERY
    NOTICE
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    Look at this huge pile
    of missed delivery notices!
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    No food for me, then?
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    GROWL
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    Maybe I'll send him a snack later.
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    And we'll do our best to get his nutrients
    delivered as soon as possible!
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    Right, try and do that, will you?
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    Hey, Senpai!
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    Time to get back to work!
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    Oh, okay!
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    All right, White Blood Cell...
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    SEEDLING SOUP
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    If you'll excuse me...
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    Yeah! See ya around!
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    All right, Naive Cells, check this out!
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    In that moment,
    my punch will transform into...
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    the T Cell Ultimate Secret Technique!
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    Perfavore Cannon Punch!
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    SWOOSH
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    Whoops, mangled it a bit!
[22:53] ---
    That just looks
    like a regular punch to me.
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    I know.
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    One more time!
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    Parfyorin Can...
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    FRAGILE
    CONDENSED GAS
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    This is the inside
    of a human body.
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    Roughly 37 trillion cells
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    are working energetically
    and with all their might again today.
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    Thank you for waiting!
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    Here's your oxygen for the day!