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7 - Cancer Cell II (Part I)

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    I wonder what's wrong.
[00:03] ---
    Since he had had that talk with NK,
    things seem kind of tense.

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    CELL
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    WHITE BLOOD CELL
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    - Not looking good.
    - It's gone to ruin, all right.
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    I-I can't breathe!
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    This is toxic gas from the harmful bacteria
    that live in the intestines.
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    - "Toxic gas"?
    - "Toxic gas"?
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    So, his friends are all here?
[00:23] ---
    Yeah.
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    There are up to a hundred trillion bacteria
    in the intestines, they say.
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    Then, we're sure to find them, right?
[00:32] ---
    Yeah.
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    That'll be a relief.
[00:35] ---
    He doesn't sound
    the least bit relieved.

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    Look, you two, I don't care what you do
    as long as you're quiet.
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    I don't want him to know
    we're on the move.
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    Now, I've fought with him once in the past.
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    And I'm going to use that experience today
    to head to the front lines as a Memory T Cell
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    and finish off the enemy!
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    U-Um, I just have a simple question.
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    Who's this guy you keep mentioning?
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    - A Cancer Cell.
    - A Cancer Cell.
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    C-Cancer Cell?
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    Are you okay, Platelet?
[01:10] ---
    Yes! I'm fine!
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    Everyone! Watch out, okay?
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    I can't see in front of me!
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    PLATELETS
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    It looks like he's meeting us
    head-on this time.
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    Where is he?
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    You really came back to life just so you could
    throw a tantrum, you stupid Cancer Cell?
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    Die!
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    Did I get him?
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    So, you fell for it!
    He's nothing but a puppet!
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    Look at all the effort
    you had to put in against a mere doll.
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    Do you know what you've gotten
    yourselves into, Immune Cells?
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    I'm so thrilled!
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    It's the trio from before, right?
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    Cancer Cell!
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    It's been a long time, huh?
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    This just might be
    what they call fate, huh?
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    For the three of you from that day
    to saunter right toward me.
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    Now then, which of us, me or you three,
    is on the side of justice?
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    Let's settle it once and for all.
[02:48] ---
    Here he comes!
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    Die! Die!
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    NK!
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    EPISODE 7:
    CANCER CELL II
    (PART I)
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    You really are a one-trick pony
    when it comes to attacking!
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    You saved us, NK!
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    Hey! You can gloat after you've untied us!
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    Now then... Boy, would you mind
    telling me something?
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    Why'd you come back to life
    when you knew you'd only be killed?
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    Don't tell me you actually thought
    you could win this time!
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    This is my second time battling you!
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    Your tactics are a little too exposed
    for you to be picking a fight with me, you know.
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    It's not that I want
    to pick a fight with you.
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    It's just that I've found
    what it is I have to do.
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    And I wanted you three to bear witness.
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    Surprised?
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    These are all the same
    as that puppet you just saw.
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    They're all fragments of my tissue.
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    You can stab them with your sword,
    but they won't die.
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    They'll keep moving forever.
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    There isn't a thing that you can do.
    Just resign yourselves to being my captives.
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    Behind you, NK!
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    Over by you, too, Neutrophil!
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    Who do you think you're dealing with?
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    I'm Memory T Cell,
    and I've seen every one of your attacks!
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    Memory T Cell...
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    I see.
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    Meaning you're not quite
    the same guy you were before?
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    You can't escape!
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    Right now, I can foresee
    your every next move!
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    Right there!
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    Kindly cease your attacks.
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    Those are not the appropriate responses.
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    He is not an enemy
    from the outside world.
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    He was born of this body.
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    He's a cell just like us.
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    I will not allow any attacks
    on the body itself.
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    R-Regulatory T Cell...
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    Regulatory T Cells.
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    They control the activity of T Cells to prevent them
    from triggering anomalous immune responses.

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    Wh-Why...
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    would you...
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    No good! Memory T!
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    Watch your back!
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    N-Neutrophil!
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    ...146, where are you? Come in!
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    1146! Where are you?
[08:38] ---
    Just as I thought.
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    Come in, 1146! Come in—
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    I knew you'd protect him.
    I was sure you would.
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    Let's have a nice, long chat...
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    instead of killing each other.
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    Okay?
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    Nyuuu! Nyuuu!
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    Are those germs still behind us?
[09:09] ---
    I'm not sure!
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    Just keep running!
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    Nyuuu!
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    We're going to keep our handkerchiefs
    pressed to our mouths and run low to the ground!
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    Okay!
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    It looks like the intestine
    is in even worse shape than before.
[09:48] ---
    Big Sister Red Blood Cell...
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    What is it?
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    You see, you see... I don't think
    we can take this path.
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    See? Look!
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    NO ENTRY
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    You can't come this way!
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    The bacteria's invaded the area up ahead!
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    What?
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    Take another route
    and run as fast as you can!
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    R-Right!
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    I'm so scared...
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    Big Sister Red Blood Cell!
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    We're going to be fine, Backward Cap.
[10:13] ---
    The Platelets seem really anxious.
[10:16] ---
    I have to be their rock now!
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    You guys, we're going to run
    at top speed, okay?
[10:21] ---
    Okay!
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    NK! Memory T!
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    Cancer Cell!
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    Memory T!
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    Let me out of here, Cancer Cell!
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    Wasn't I the one you wanted to kill?
[11:07] ---
    If you have a grudge against me,
    then I'll take you on!
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    That won't do, White Blood Cell.
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    You shouldn't fly off the handle
    when you're all banged up.
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    You need to value your own life more.
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    If you agree to what I'm about to say,
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    I'll let you out of there right away.
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    Since I'm sure it's tearing you apart
    to be locked up and helpless.
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    Regulatory T Cell,
    open this door, will you?
[11:36] ---
    I'll do it! I'll kill this Cancer Cell! So please!
[11:40] ---
    Kill? I can't open that door
    if you're going to kill him.
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    As he's in no way an external enemy.
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    Regulatory T Cell's role.
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    Regulatory T Cells are responsible
    for reining in the activity of Immune Cells,

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    preventing them from attacking the body's
    own tissues or cells that are beneficial to the body.

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    In this case, as the Cancer Cell
    originated from this body,

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    instead of recognizing him
    as a foreign substance, a non-self cell,

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    she is trying to suppress
    the Immune Cells' attacks.

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    It's not like she's betraying you guys.
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    This is that lady's job, I hear.
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    Cancer Cell, I'm gonna kill—
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    You mustn't...
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    ever attack other cells.
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    Isn't this amusing?
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    You normal cells are all so dead serious.
[12:35] ---
    And yet, despite being dead serious...
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    White Blood Cell...
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    you rescued that ordinary cell
    and those Lactic Acid Bacteria, didn't you?
[12:45] ---
    About that...
    The only reason I didn't kill them
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    was because those bacteria
    weren't toxic to this body! That's all!
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    Sure. I get that, all right.
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    But the thing is, I've changed my mind
    somewhat. It got me thinking.
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    Lives that are necessary
    and lives that are not...
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    Why does such a distinction
    have to made at all?
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    When it's so tragic for us to be taking lives
    or being robbed of our lives,
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    why do we have to keep repeating
    that cycle over and over again?
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    What do you think?
    Have you ever had a thought like that?
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    It's for the sake of this body!
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    Because it's necessary!
    That's why we die and kill!
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    That's what I thought you'd say.
[13:30] ---
    Okay, then let's take it a bit further.
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    Which is more important?
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    The lives of trillions of cells?
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    Or this body's one life?
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    We cells are killed, burn with hatred
    for each other and are sacrificed
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    all so that this body can go on living.
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    Those of us who get killed, and you guys,
    the ones who kill... We've all suffered so much.
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    So, how about a world where we cells
    don't have to kill or be killed at all?
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    Even if it's a world gone mad,
    approaching death...
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    If it's to make that world a reality
    even for a split second...
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    don't you think we'd be justified
    in sacrificing the life of this body?
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    I won't let you!
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    No way will I ever let you do such a thing!
[14:19] ---
    Let me out of here, Cancer Cell!
[14:21] ---
    I'll kill you! You're horrendously wrong,
    but I'll set you straight!
[14:25] ---
    If this body dies, that means
    that all of us cells will die with it, too!
[14:30] ---
    Sure, we'll die.
[14:32] ---
    But we'll die after we've been liberated.
[14:34] ---
    And it's my job to make that happen.
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    There's nothing wrong about that at all.
[14:40] ---
    There's no way you could pull that off—
[14:42] ---
    Oh, I can pull it off.
[14:45] ---
    Regulatory T Cell is siding with me.
    Not to mention...
[14:51] ---
    this place, as well.
[15:08] ---
    Th-Those fumes are...
[15:12] ---
    harmful bacteria...
[15:14] ---
    toxins!
[15:21] ---
    When the new world is completed...
[15:24] ---
    then let's be friends, all right,
    White Blood Cell, you kindhearted assassin?
[15:30] ---
    Stop!
[15:56] ---
    Don't do it, Cancer Cell!
[16:15] ---
    NK! Memory T! Regulatory T Cell!
    Are you all right?
[16:19] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[16:22] ---
    So, you're more worried
    about your friends than yourself?
[16:26] ---
    You know, that's what I like about you
[16:30] ---
    along with all the contradictions you bear.
[16:33] ---
    Even though you can only live
    for someone else's sake,
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    you were born a cell
    who can do nothing but kill others.
[16:40] ---
    Watching you, I feel
    such pity and impatience.
[16:45] ---
    And it's so entertaining.
[16:46] ---
    How dare you!
[16:50] ---
    I'm sick of all your yammering,
    you annoying little punk!
[17:01] ---
    Cancer Cell, I'm gonna kill—
[17:04] ---
    You mustn't...
[17:06] ---
    ever attack other cells.
[17:07] ---
    Do you realize you've been repeating
    the same conversation over and over?
[17:11] ---
    - What are you, a moron?
    - Sh-Shut the cell up!
[17:13] ---
    As if...
[17:14] ---
    I had time...
[17:15] ---
    to think...
[17:16] ---
    of different lines...
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    every single time!
[17:18] ---
    I totally agree.
[17:19] ---
    In the first place...
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    is that the only move you've got,
    pounding him head-on?
[17:24] ---
    Can you at least try a different move
    for once, you idiot?
[17:28] ---
    Shut up! This is how I've always been, moron!
[17:33] ---
    That's right.
[17:34] ---
    This is how you've always been.
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    Tactics were never your strong suit.
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    Easily swayed by your emotions,
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    unable to thrive on victory,
[17:44] ---
    and unable to use defeat as a stepping-stone...
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    You will never be able
    to defeat me like that.
[17:52] ---
    It's futile to even struggle.
[17:54] ---
    Just let it go and cease your attacks.
[17:59] ---
    Nyuuu!
[18:16] ---
    W-We're surrounded! What should I do?
[18:19] ---
    TREMBLE
    TREMBLE
[18:19] ---
    Nyuuu!
[18:22] ---
    Lactic acid bacteria.
[18:23] ---
    Good bacteria that work to support
    the health of the human body.

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    They have a variety of features.
[18:30] ---
    It's all right, Lactic Acid Bacterium!
[18:32] ---
    I'll p-protect—
[18:34] ---
    Huh! This cell just said he's going to protect
    that lactic acid bacterium!
[18:39] ---
    That's pretty funny, you know.
[18:41] ---
    Harmful bacteria.
[18:42] ---
    Pathogenic E. coli, Staphylococci,
    Clostridium and the like

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    cause proteins to degrade
    and produce toxic by-products.

[18:51] ---
    Why don't we test you to see
    if you can really protect it?
[18:54] ---
    I wonder if you can withstand this.
[18:56] ---
    The Harmful Bacteria Toxic Attack!
[18:59] ---
    Nyuuu!
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    The toxicity of harmful bacteria.
[19:04] ---
    Toxic effects of harmful bacteria include intestinal
    putrefaction, production of toxins and carcinogens.

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    A host of deleterious effects to the human body
    can ensue, such as a weakened immune system,

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    foul-smelling stools and gas,
    and diarrhea or constipation.

[19:26] ---
    - My legs!
    - Nyuuu!
[19:29] ---
    Show us a good time, Cell boy!
[19:32] ---
    We came all this way to this side
    of the intestinal wall
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    only to find it duller than we thought,
    so it's been a real gut punch for us!
[19:41] ---
    We're going to torment you every which way,
    so be sure to show us some juicy reactions!
[19:46] ---
    Nyuuu! Nyu-nyuuu!
[19:50] ---
    Nyuuu!
[19:53] ---
    Nyuuu!
[19:56] ---
    What kind of a lame attack is this?
[19:58] ---
    Nyuuu!
[20:01] ---
    Lactic Acid Bacterium!
[20:07] ---
    Nyuuu!
[20:09] ---
    Huh! You miserable good bacteria runt...
[20:11] ---
    You're a germ,
    and yet you're sucking up to a cell?
[20:15] ---
    If you dare turn on us,
    I'll obliterate you first!
[20:17] ---
    Nyuuu! Nyuuu!
[20:19] ---
    Stay away, Lactic Acid Bacterium!
[20:21] ---
    Just run away as far as you can!
[20:22] ---
    Nyuuu?
[20:23] ---
    Don't worry about me!
    Just run and save yourself! Hurry!
[20:27] ---
    Nyuuu! Nyuuu! Nyuuu!
[20:31] ---
    You dummy! Go now!
[20:32] ---
    Hey, he's...
[20:34] ---
    Get out of here now! I said go!
[20:41] ---
    Nyuuu...
[20:44] ---
    Get out of my sight!
[20:50] ---
    Nyuuu!
[20:52] ---
    Nyuuu!
[20:56] ---
    Huh! Now that was one lame farce
    you made us watch.
[21:00] ---
    Sorry that you were the only one
    who got such a sad goodbye.
[21:08] ---
    But it's all right. As long as you can
    go on living, that's enough.
[21:16] ---
    Grow up to be a strong, fine
    lactic acid bacterium, okay?
[21:19] ---
    Now then, are you ready?
[21:23] ---
    Time for us to have some fun!
[21:49] ---
    Nyuuu!
[23:24] ---
    NEXT EPISODE
    PREVIEW
[23:25] ---
    I-It seems like you've really got your
    hands full, White Blood Cell!
[23:29] ---
    Our battle has hardly even begun yet!
[23:29] ---
    CLENCH
[23:31] ---
    Next episode of "Cells at Work!!"...
[23:33] ---
    EPISODE 8:
    CANCER CELL II (PART II)
[23:34] ---
    "Cancer Cell II (Part II)"!
[23:36] ---
    Who was that just now?
[23:37] ---
    Target sighted!