5 - Ticks Me Off! / The Meal Pack Capriccio / Different Faces

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SIGN    Ticks Me Off!
[01:37] Murata
    Glad I managed to make it tonight.
[01:39] Murata
    It's been another crazy week.
[01:43] Narrator
    Murata's been in the working
    world for a few years now,
[01:45] Narrator
    and he's still all-in on
    that corporate slave life.
[01:49] Narrator
    The ballpark is the place
    he goes to relieve stress.
[01:53] Narrator
    For the baseball-loving Murata, there's a
    particular moment that gets him excited.
[01:59] Murata
    When you leave the tunnel
    with its dim fluorescent lighting,
[02:02] Murata
    pass through the gate leading to the seats...
[02:07] Murata
    and all of a sudden, you can see everything!
[02:10] Murata
    It never gets old!
[02:23] Murata
    It's like entering a new world where I can
    forget all about the company and my work.
[02:29] Hotaru
    Excuse me.
[02:32] Hotaru
    Hello, Murata! This is quite a coincidence!
[02:32] sign
    New Employee at Murata's Company
     Shimizu Hotaru (Age 23)
[02:34] Murata
    Sh-Shimizu?! What are you doing here?
[02:38] Hotaru
    What am I doing?
    I'm watching baseball, of course!
[02:41] Murata
    Y-Yeah, makes sense.
[02:45] Murata
    Welp, back in the old world again.
[02:47] Hotaru
    Would you like to watch the game together?
[02:50] Hotaru
    Do you mind if I sit next to you?
[02:52] Murata
    Well, y'know... I don't do
    any cheering or anything...
[02:57] Murata
    I'm not much fun as a companion.
[02:58] Hotaru
    That's no problem at all!
[03:00] Hotaru
    I prefer to take it easy, too.
[03:02] Murata
    I "take it easy" by watching solo, though...
[03:06] Murata
    Oh, well.
[03:08] Hotaru
    Hey, Murata...
[03:11] Hotaru
    Please don't laugh at me, but...
[03:14] Murata
    Wh-What?
[03:15] Hotaru
    I watch my games in a uniform. Excuse me!
[03:21] Murata
    You brought a uniform
    to the office with you?!
[03:25] Hotaru
    Not quite. I keep one at the office!
[03:28] Hotaru
    So I can go anytime I like!
[03:32] Murata
    That's a great new hire my company made!
[03:35] Murata
    You drink beer?
[03:37] Hotaru
    Yes!
[03:42] Murata
    Excuse me!
[03:44] Ruriko
    Coming!
[03:45] Murata
    Oh, it's Ruriko.
[03:49] Ruriko
    Hey, mister. Can't remember
    the last time you called me over.
[03:52] Murata
    Um... I'll take two, please.
[03:55] Ruriko
    Two?
[03:58] Hotaru
    Bryan's butt still looks great!
[04:02] Murata
    Sh-She's just my junior at the office.
[04:06] Ruriko
    I see.
[04:08] Narrator
    Ruriko was thinking...
[04:12] Ruriko
    Kinda... ticks me off.
[04:18] Hotaru
    Kojiro popped it up!
[04:21] Umpire
    Out!
[04:28] Ruriko
    Hey, Kojiro's gonna be fine.
[04:31] Ruriko
    He's got that WRC+ of 120, after all.
[04:35] sign
    Still using that tidbit
    she got from Murata
[04:35] Ruriko
    Right, Mr. Regular?
[04:37] Murata
    Huh? Yeah...
[04:40] Hotaru
    That's true.
[04:42] Hotaru
    Sabermetrically speaking, Kojiro's
    putting up really good numbers.
[04:48] Hotaru
    Baseball is a "sport about failure,"
    so you're right.
[04:52] Hotaru
    You can't get too worked up about
    the outcome of any one at-bat.
[04:57] Hotaru
    Kojiro has great fielding stats, too.
[05:02] Hotaru
    He has incredible coverage
    for his age and a +8.0 UZR!
[05:03] sign
    UZR = Ultimate Zone Rating
     A metric for how many runs a fielder prevents.
[05:09] Murata
    Y-You know your stuff!
[05:11] Hotaru
    Well, I was a manager for
    my school baseball team.
[05:22] Ruriko
    Ninsta...
[05:24] Ruriko
    You got a Ninsta account?
[05:25] Hotaru
    Oh, Ninsta?
[05:28] Hotaru
    I'm afraid not.
[05:33] Ruriko
    What a waste!
[05:36] Ruriko
    No Ninsta, huh? You're really missing out!
[05:40] Hotaru
    I'm so ignorant about that kind of thing...
[05:43] Hotaru
    It's embarrassing.
[05:47] Ruriko
    Well, you might have fun giving Ninsta a try.
[05:52] Ruriko
    Thanks for the purchase!
[05:54] sign
    Also incompetent
    with social media
[05:57] Narrator
    Ruriko was trounced.
[06:05] Regular
    One fried chicken meal pack, please.
[06:07] Natsuno
    One fried chicken meal pack!
    That'll be 1,200 yen!
[06:12] Regular
    Here you go.
[06:13] Natsuno
    Thank you!
[06:15] Regular
    You're doing a great job again today, Yamada.
[06:19] Natsuno
    Hardly, but I'm doing the best I can.
[06:23] Natsuno
    Here's your meal!
[06:25] Regular
    Thanks. Later!
[06:27] Natsuno
    Thank you for coming!
[06:30] Natsuno
    Welco—
[06:32] Natsuno
    P-Prince Charming!
[06:37] Natsuno
    Welcome!
[06:38] Natsuno
    Will it be one mega-portion
    ultra meal pack, as usual?
[06:43] Murata
    Y-Yeah, please...
[06:50] Hotaru
    And I'll have the same!
[06:52] Natsuno
    What's going on?!
[06:54] Natsuno
    Who is she?
[06:56] Natsuno
    My prince... Who is she?!
[07:00] Natsuno
    Who's that girl showing off her legs?!
[07:08] Hotaru
    Since we've got our meals,
    should we get another beer?
[07:11] Murata
    Y-You think so? Okay.
[07:14] Murata
    Excuse me!
[07:16] Ruriko
    Coming! Thanks for the business!
[07:21] Hotaru
    Bryan's finally up!
[07:24] Ruriko
    Here you are, miss!
[07:26] Hotaru
    Thank you.
[07:29] Ruriko
    Here you are, Mr. Regular!
[07:37] Natsuno
    This is awful! I forgot to
    give them their change!
[07:44] Natsuno
    No! Stop that now, Natsuno!
[07:46] Natsuno
    Don't bring your personal
    feelings into the job!
[07:53] Natsuno
    Excuse me—
[08:00] Ruriko
    Enjoy!
[08:16] Narrator
    Yamada Natsuno's respect for
    Ruriko increased on that day.
[08:29] Narrator
    The second-floor concourse
    in Chiba MotorSuns Stadium.
[08:33] Narrator
    Amid the hustle and bustle of the vendors,
[08:36] Narrator
    one item that never fails to be popular in
    all stadiums is the player tie-in meal pack.
[08:41] sign
    Spicy Kalbi Shishio
[08:41] sign
    Samurai Taste
    Kojiro Meal Pack
[08:41] sign
    Mitsui Reto's
    Fried Victory Meal Pack
[08:41] sign
    Shishio Meal Pack
[08:41] sign
    Kojiro Meal Pack
[08:41] sign
    Mitsui Meal Pack
SIGN    The Meal Pack
    Capriccio
[08:42] Narrator
    They encourage a feeling
    of closeness with the players,
[08:45] Narrator
    make the game feel like an event,
    and are very well-received.
[08:48] Narrator
    However...
[08:51] Young Woman
    I'll take one Shishio meal pack.
[08:53] Natsuno
    That'll be 1,200 yen, please!
[08:57] Natsuno
    Here you are!
[09:00] Natsuno
    Welcome!
[09:05] Narrator
    Kojiro's wife, Yuki,
    let out the deepest of sighs.
[09:10] Yuki
    Kojiro... Why aren't you selling more?!
[09:13] Yuki
    You've sold as many as Mitsui!
[09:17] Yuki
    One Kojiro meal pack, please.
[09:19] Natsuno
    One Kojiro meal pack. That'll be 1,200 yen!
[09:23] Yuki
    As the wife of a
    professional baseball player,
[09:25] Yuki
    I need to support my
    husband in these small ways!
[09:28] Natsuno
    Here you are.
[09:30] Natsuno
    Thank you for coming!
[09:33] Yuki
    He's sold one more meal pack
    than Mitsui now, at least.
[09:37] Kisa
    I'll take two Mitsui meal packs.
[09:42] Yuki
    A young woman ordering Mitsui meal packs?!
[09:46] Yuki
    Mitsui's as far from handsome as you can get!
[09:50] sign
    Mitsui Reto (Age 28)
[09:50] Yuki
    A left-handed finesse pitcher six years
    out of college has a fan that young?!
[09:58] Yuki
    Kojiro's meal packs are one sale behind...
[10:02] Yuki
    H-How could this happen?!
[10:11] Narrator
    Here, another person let out a deep sigh.
[10:16] sign
    Girlfriend of Chiba MotorSuns Pitcher Mitsui Reto
     Kondo Kisa (Age 25)
[10:17] Kisa
    I wanted him to beat Kojiro's meal
    pack sales, so I ended up buying two!
[10:27] Kisa
    As the girlfriend of a
    professional baseball player,
[10:29] Kisa
    I need to support my boyfriend
    in these small ways!
[10:34] Kisa
    Miss!
[10:36] Ruriko
    Coming!
[10:38] Kisa
    One beer, please.
[10:39] Ruriko
    Thanks!
[10:41] Ruriko
    Hey, a Mitsui meal pack!
[10:43] Ruriko
    Pretty intense.
[10:45] Kisa
    Y-Yes.
[10:46] Ruriko
    Now and again, I see young women who
    are fans of guys like Mitsui or Kojiro.
[10:52] Ruriko
    I love people who march to their own drummer.
[10:56] Ruriko
    Here.
[10:57] Kisa
    Thanks.
[10:58] Ruriko
    Thanks for the purchase!
[11:05] Kisa
    Now, it's time to eat!
[11:12] Kisa
    That's the woman who bought the Kojiro pack.
[11:19] Kisa
    Th-Three of them?!
[11:46] Natsuno
    W-Welcome!
[11:48] Yuki
    Kojiro meals!
[11:49] Kisa
    Mitsui meals!
[11:51] Yuki/Kisa
    All you've got!
[11:52] Natsuno
    A-All right...
[11:54] Natsuno
    Thank you for coming!
[11:59] Natsuno
    Welcome!
[12:01] Male Fan A/B
    Huh?
[12:03] Male Fan A
    They're all out of the Kojiro meals?
[12:05] Male Fan B
    The Mitsui meals, too!
[12:08] Male Fan
    I loved the subtle flavor of Japanese broth
    with the slow-stewed vegetables.
[12:13] Male Fan
    Really makes you think of Kojiro.
[12:15] Male Fan B
    And I wanted the pure manliness of the
    fried chicken and white rice in Mitsui's.
[12:22] Male Fan B
    Too bad. I'll take a Shishio meal pack!
[12:25] Male Fan A
    And I'll have a standard.
[12:27] Yuki
    E-Excuse me!
[12:29] Kisa
    C-Can I return these?
[12:35] Colorcaster
    Kojiro takes the lead with a two-run homer!
[12:37] Colorcaster
    And he crosses the plate!
[12:41] Colorcaster
    The starter, Mitsui, comes off
    the bench to congratulate him!
[12:51] Kizu
    This meal pack is way too heavy!
[12:54] Kizu
    Mitsui, are these really the flavors you like?!
[12:57] Yuki
    There's pumpkin in it! Kojiro hates pumpkin!
[13:00] Yuki
    Is he even approving these?!
[13:04] Narrator
    It feels like they could become good friends.
[13:08] Ruriko
    Would anyone like a beer?
SIGN    Different
    Faces
[13:17] Narrator
    A rain shower has struck this game
    between the first-place Fukuoka Styx
[13:22] Narrator
    and the fifth-place Chiba MotorSuns.
[13:32] Man A
    We're looking pretty good today!
[13:35] Man B
    Indeed, indeed!
[13:37] Ruriko
    Would anyone like a beer?
[13:40] Ruriko
    Would anyone like a beer?
[13:44] Ruriko
    Hey, mister! What's up?
[13:46] Man A
    Hey, Ruriko!
[13:47] Ruriko
    Loving the raincoats.
[13:49] Man B
    You okay out in the rain like that?
[13:52] Ruriko
    Hey, no worries.
[13:54] Ruriko
    I've got plastic wrap over the
    cups so they won't get dirty.
[13:57] Man A
    Not that! It's you we're worried about!
[14:01] Ruriko
    Oh, right...
[14:03] Man A
    Well, guess I'll buy a cup.
[14:06] Man B
    Me, too!
[14:07] Ruriko
    Thanks a ton!
[14:13] Ruriko
    Well, guess I'd better keep at it!
[14:16] Man A
    You sure you shouldn't pack it up already?
[14:21] Ruriko
    Oh, don't worry about me.
[14:25] Ruriko
    The makeup I spent an hour
    applying washed off in a second,
[14:28] Ruriko
    so I'm long past caring.
[14:30] Man A
    She's oddly intense!
[14:34] Murata
    Must be hard for Ruriko out in the rain.
[14:40] Murata
    Still... I splurged on this
    nice seat to treat myself,
[14:45] Murata
    and it happens to be on the day that it rains.
[14:48] Murata
    Still, a seven-run lead in the middle
    of the fourth against the first-place Styx!
[14:54] Murata
    And we're back to the top of the order with
    Shishio, who's already got two hits today!
[14:54] sign
    MotorSuns
[14:54] sign
    Order
[14:54] sign
    Position
[14:54] sign
    Name
[14:54] sign
    (SS)
[14:54] sign
    Shishio
[14:54] sign
    (CF)
[14:54] sign
    Yagino
[14:54] sign
    (RF)
[14:54] sign
    Nokogiriyama
[15:00] Ruriko
    What's all this?
[15:02] Ruriko
    What's got you so happy?
[15:05] Murata
    R-Ruriko...
[15:07] Ruriko
    Don't see you in these seats a lot, mister.
[15:12] Murata
    I'm treating myself.
[15:19] Ruriko
    Y-You're thinking that my face
    looks different today, right?
[15:23] Murata
    Wh-What?
[15:24] Ruriko
    The rain washed my makeup off, okay?!
[15:28] Murata
    I didn't say that. Or even think it.
[15:33] Ruriko
    Never mind.
[15:34] Ruriko
    As a thank-you for getting
    to see a different side of me,
[15:39] Ruriko
    you'd better buy a beer, okay?
[15:42] Murata
    Um... sure, please.
[15:46] Ruriko
    Really?!
[15:47] Ruriko
    Thanks a bunch!
[15:59] Shishio
    Attention, all!
[16:01] Shishio
    Interleague play is over,
    and we're left in fifth place.
[16:04] Shishio
    But we of the Chiba MotorSuns
    aren't just going to sit around.
[16:10] Shishio
    Let's use today's victory to propel us,
[16:12] Shishio
    to claw back the six-game lead
    from the first-place Styx!
[16:16] Ichinomiya
    He sure loves to give a speech, huh?
[16:19] Yagino
    Hey, talk louder!
[16:20] Nokogiriyama
    You going into politics?
[16:23] Shishio
    Today is Mitsui's girlfriend's—Kisa's—birthday.
[16:27] Shishio
    Let's put a win on his line!
[16:30] Mitsui
    Shishio! He never misses
    a chance to tease me!
[16:34] Kojiro
    Guess we'd better live up to it.
[16:39] Shishio
    Let's score some more hits this inning!
[16:42] Players
    Yeah!
[16:44] Murata
    Yeah, the players are really raring to go!
[16:49] Murata
    But the rain's coming down harder...
[16:56] Murata
    The umpires are talking.
[16:58] Murata
    Don't tell me...
[17:00] Kojiro
    No way.
[17:05] Nagisa
    We have an announcement.
[17:08] Nagisa
    Due to the weather conditions,
    a rain delay has been called.
[17:13] Crowd
    What the hell?!
[17:14] Crowd
    Let them play!
[17:14] Nagisa
    A rain delay has been called.
[17:16] Young Fan A
    Damn it! We're gonna lose our momentum!
[17:19] Young Fan B
    You'd better not call it off, okay?!
[17:22] sign
    Rain Delay
[17:31] Megumi
    I'm cold. My hair's a mess. I wanna go home.
[17:35] Megumi
    This stinks.
[17:35] sign
    Middle Schooler
     Sodegaura Megumi (Age 14)
[17:37] Megumi
    I wish we hadn't come.
[17:39] sign
    Office Worker
     Sodegaura Koki (Age 43)
[17:39] Koki
    Want to take shelter in the concourse?
[17:43] Megumi
    It's gonna be so crowded. No way.
[17:46] Koki
    What do I do, then?
[17:48] Megumi
    I wish rain would just die already.
[17:50] Ruriko
    I totally get you!
[17:53] Ruriko
    I've barely sold any beer today
    thanks to this stupid rain!
[17:57] Ruriko
    They just called us back in,
    so I was on my way out.
[18:00] Megumi
    Wh-Who are you?
[18:01] Ruriko
    Just a passing drenched vendor girl!
[18:05] Ruriko
    What are they doing down there, anyway?
[18:09] Ruriko
    What's the tarp for? Are they
    gonna have a picnic or something?
[18:13] Megumi
    How should I know?
    Probably not that, though.
[18:16] Koki
    They lay down sheeting to prevent
    further soaking of the turf.
[18:24] Ruriko
    Hey, Sun-Shiro's out!
[18:26] Crowd
    Sun-Shiro!
[18:33] Ruriko
    His umbrella's too small!
[18:36] Ruriko
    He comes up with great gags, too.
[18:38] Ruriko
    Nicely done, Sun-Shiro.
[18:46] Koki
    That's an old cheer theme.
[18:49] Koki
    They do it during rain delays to keep
    the players' and fans' spirits up.
[18:54] Ruriko
    Must be hard.
[18:56] Ruriko
    Is it okay to have their instruments
    out in the rain like that?
[19:06] Megumi
    I said that I don't care.
[19:09] Koki
    I really love this ballpark.
[19:16] Koki
    I love it most on rainy days.
[19:18] Koki
    You don't just see the players.
[19:21] Koki
    You get to see everyone in
    the park working their hardest.
[19:25] Koki
    It's a truly wonderful thing.
[19:35] Ruriko
    Man, and here I am,
    whining about my low beer sales!
[19:40] Koki
    Don't say that! I was talking
    about you vendor girls, too!
[19:47] Ruriko
    Well, it lets us see a
    different face of the park,
[19:51] Ruriko
    and lots of unusual things.
[19:53] Ruriko
    I guess we can cut the rain
    some slack, just this once.
[19:57] Megumi
    Thank you very much.
[19:59] Ruriko
    Huh? For what?
[20:06] Megumi
    Nothing.
[20:09] Ruriko
    Well, see you when the sun comes out!
[20:12] Ruriko
    Your dad here had better
    buy a beer from me then.
[20:16] Ruriko
    Okay?
[20:26] Murata
    A different face, huh?
[20:30] sign
    Rain Delay
[20:34] Man A
    Man, is it ever gonna let up?!
[20:36] Man B
    Please! Come out, blue sky!
[20:40] Kojiro
    Shishio, stay focused.
[20:43] Shishio
    Right.
[20:50] Mitsui
    Kisa!
[20:52] Mitsui
    Victory for Kisa!
[21:00] Murata
    It's my precious day off...
[21:03] Murata
    Please, I need this reward!
[21:22] sign
    Rain Delay
[21:23] Young Fan A
    Hey, look! Blue sky!
[21:25] Young Fan B
    I bet we'll get to resume!
[21:27] Shishio
    Hell yeah!
[21:28] Ichinomiya
    Yes!
[21:45] Murata
    The ups and downs that the weather brings...
[21:49] Murata
    That's just one of the joys
    of an open-roofed stadium.
[21:58] Narrator
    After that, the game resumed.
[22:01] Narrator
    The MotorSuns held their early lead...
[22:04] Narrator
    and won!
[23:44] sign
    Next Time
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    A Good Kid
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    So Many Treasures
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    Going Off-Script