E2 - THE KISS OF DEATH

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[00:02] Miri
    Papa! Papa! Papa!
[00:07] Miri
    Hurry!
[00:08] Miri
    Papa! Wake up!
[00:12] Kazuki
    It's too damn early for whatever this shit is.
[00:18] Kazuki
    Who're you?
[00:20] Miri
    Papa! I gotta pee!
[00:26] Miri
    Gotta pee...
[00:32] Kazuki
    There! Knock yourself out!
[00:42] Miri
    Papa... I need ups.
[00:46] Miri
    It's too high!
[00:50] Kazuki
    Yeah, figures.
[00:53] Miri
    That was a close one, huh, Papa?
[00:56] Kazuki
    Yeah.
[00:57] Miri
    Ups!
[00:59] Miri
    Gotta wash my hands!
[01:03] Kazuki
    What the hell was I thinking?
[01:07] OP
    Hey, I want to love, is this true love?
[01:10] OP
    Is just wanting to be loved insincere?
[01:14] OP
    What should I do?
[01:16] OP
    Oh, what should I do?
[01:22] OP
    As usual, the whole city
[01:25] OP
    Is madly in love and excited
[01:29] OP
    Extras like me just go home
[01:32] OP
    But I'm not sulking at all
[01:35] OP
    "And then you appeared suddenly
[01:39] OP
    As though you were ripping
    through those days
[01:43] OP
    With your smile that leaves me numb
[01:46] OP
    You shattered my heart
[01:52] OP
    Hey, I want to love, is this true love?
[01:56] OP
    Is just wanting to be loved insincere?
[01:59] OP
    What should I do?
[02:01] OP
    Oh, what should I do?
[02:04] OP
    How the heck should I know?
[02:06] OP
    I don't know what's going on in your head
[02:10] OP
    But it's not fair that you're so friendly
[02:14] OP
    Once again, I'm being
    swallowed up by your rhythm
[02:20] OP
    There you go, you've got me
    wrapped around your finger again
[02:31] OP
    There you go, you've got me
    wrapped around your finger again
SIGN    Hokkaido
    Fresh Butter
SIGN    Tasty Milk
[02:42] Miri
    Is this where you live, Papa?
[02:46] Kazuki
    Yeah... I'm just crashing, though.
[02:48] Miri
    Cra...shing?
[02:53] Miri
    Wow! I wanna break some!
[02:56] Kazuki
    Not a chance.
[02:58] Kazuki
    It's too high anyway, right?
[03:10] Miri
    So heavy!
[03:13] Kazuki
    Hey!
[03:16] Kazuki
    What the hell are you doing?!
[03:19] Miri
    I wanna break eggs, too!
[03:21] Kazuki
    Just stay put!
[03:23] Miri
    That's no fun!
[03:24] Kazuki
    It's not supposed to be fun!
[03:25] Rei
    What in the world...
[03:28] Kazuki
    Rei! Perfect timing!
[03:30] Kazuki
    Go on, Miri! Play with Papa Rei!
[03:32] Mimi
    Papa Rei?
[03:34] Rei
    I'm not your papa.
[03:36] Miri
    Uncle Rei?
[03:39] Rei
    Just Rei.
[03:40] Kazuki
    Uncle Rei's got lots of games!
[03:43] Kazuki
    Go play with him.
[03:45] Miri
    For real? You got Morio Kart?
[03:48] Rei
    No.
[03:51] Miri
    Wow! Look at all the games!
[03:54] Rei
    Wait...
[03:55] Miri
    Look at all the buttons!
[03:57] Rei
    Don't touch tha—
[04:10] Kazuki
    And breakfast is served.
[04:12] Kazuki
    You can eat here.
[04:16] Miri
    Looks so good!
[04:18] Kazuki
    Hold it.
[04:20] Kazuki
    Before you eat, you say,
     "Thank you for the food."
[04:23] Kazuki
    Rei! That goes for you, too!
[04:26] Kazuki
    Thank you for the food!
[04:26] Rei
    Thank you for the food...
[04:27] Miri
    Thank you for the foods!
[04:38] Kazuki
    This kid's a real handful, huh?
[04:41] Rei
    And who brought her home?
[04:43] Kazuki
    Like I said, I'll figure it—
[04:50] Kazuki
    "This is your child.
[04:53] Kazuki
    I still resent you for abandoning
    me when I was pregnant.
[04:59] Kazuki
    I'd like you to raise her.
[05:02] Kazuki
    And if you don't want your wife to find out,
[05:04] Kazuki
    I invite you to pay back child
    support plus extra compensation."
[05:08] Rei
    A mistress of his, then?
[05:10] Kazuki
    Crud. We killed the guy she's billing.
[05:14] Rei
    The girl saw what we do, right?
[05:18] Kazuki
    She did sorta witness a gunfight, yeah.
[05:20] Rei
    What do we do?
[05:22] Kazuki
    We can't exactly take her to the cops.
[05:26] Kazuki
    I guess we'll have to send
    her back to her mom.
[05:30] Rei
    Where does she live?
[05:32] Kazuki
    Doesn't say here.
[05:35] Kazuki
    Hey.
[05:46] Kazuki
    Miri-chan!
[05:50] Kazuki
    It's all over you!
[05:51] Rei
    Gross.
[05:52] Kazuki
    Like you're one to talk!
[05:56] Kazuki
    Hey, can you tell us where you're from?
[05:58] Miri
    Fawwaway!
[06:01] Kazuki
    Swallow first, please.
[06:02] Miri
    Far away!
[06:04] Kazuki
    Who brought you here, then?
[06:06] Miri
    No one!
[06:07] Kazuki
    How?
[06:08] Miri
    Lots of walking, then a train!
[06:11] Kazuki
    From which station?
[06:12] Miri
    Dunno!
[06:14] Kazuki
    On which train?
[06:15] Miri
    Dunno!
[06:17] Kazuki
    Jurisdiction?!
[06:18] Miri
    Juice? Yes, please!
[06:25] Kazuki
    Best we've got is soda water.
[06:27] Rei
    It's feeling like a miracle that
    she made it to that hotel.
[06:30] Kazuki
    My bad for expecting answers from a kid.
[06:33] Kazuki
    Let's take it slower.
[06:36] Miri
    Spicy!
[06:39] Kazuki
    So, what's your name?
[06:41] Miri
    I'm Unasaka Miri, and I'm four years old!
[06:44] Miri
    My mama's a good singer.
[06:47] Miri
    She even sings when she works!
[06:50] Kazuki
    Where does she work?
[06:52] Miri
    Dunno!
[07:00] Kazuki
    Still nothing to go on.
[07:03] Kazuki
    And I doubt I'll be able to
    track a mafia love child.
[07:06] Kazuki
    Hands off!
[07:08] Kazuki
    It's not my first choice,
    but I might check in with Kyu-chan.
[07:12] Rei
    I'll join you.
[07:13] Kazuki
    You stay here with her.
[07:17] Miri
    Miri wants to see!
[07:21] Kazuki
    A-Are you okay?! Did you get burned?!
[07:24] Miri
    I'm sorry!
[07:30] Miri
    It's all big!
[07:31] Kazuki
    Yeah. Just wear that for a while.
[07:34] Kazuki
    And watch this.
[07:36] Pumpy
    Hello, everyone!
[07:38] Carro
    Now let's do the Veggie Dance!
[07:43] Miri
    I love this show!
[07:47] Kazuki
    Now stay here and be good.
SIGN    Yadorigi
    Coffee • Light Meals
[07:55] Kazuki
    'Sup.
[07:57] Kyutaro
    Welcome.
[07:58] Kyutaro
    Eh? Unusual to see you
    out of the house, Rei.
[08:02] Rei
    I can't game there right now.
SIGN    Christmas Gun Battle
[08:09] Kyutaro
    That was quite a flashy affair.
[08:11] Kazuki
    S-Sure was...
[08:13] Kazuki
    Got the "Christmas Party" theme
     just right, huh?
[08:15] Kyutaro
    That wasn't a compliment.
[08:18] Kyutaro
    There are limits to how
    much I can cover for you,
[08:21] Kyutaro
    and many who'd gladly fill your shoes as well.
[08:24] Kazuki
    Sorry, Kyu-chan.
[08:27] Kyutaro
    The rest of your payment.
[08:29] Kyutaro
    And an urgent job, if you can take it.
[08:33] Kyutaro
    Materials are ready to go.
[08:35] Kazuki
    Yeah, we'll do it.
[08:37] Kyutaro
    Much appreciated.
[08:40] Kyutaro
    Your advance.
[08:43] Kazuki
    The rest goes to the usual place.
[08:45] Kyutaro
    Sure.
[08:48] Kazuki
    By the way, Kyu-chan.
[08:50] Kyutaro
    Yeah?
[08:51] Kazuki
    Yesterday's target...
[08:53] Kazuki
    Did he have a kid or something?
[08:56] Kyutaro
    There was nothing about
    that in the materials.
[08:59] Kyutaro
    Why?
[09:00] Kazuki
    Oh, well...
[09:01] Kazuki
    It's just... nasty as the guy looked...
[09:03] Kazuki
    he had this doll? Probably a
     present for someone...
[09:07] Kazuki
    And it was Christmas, so, y'know?
[09:09] Kazuki
    I'm not trying to impinge on your
    research skills or anything...
[09:12] Kazuki
    It just left a bad taste
    in the old mouth, y'know?
[09:17] Kyutaro
    My research does miss things on occasion.
[09:20] Kyutaro
    I'll look into it.
[09:22] Kazuki
    Thanks a ton!
[09:30] Rei
    Your acting sucked.
[09:31] Kazuki
    You shut up!
[09:33] Kazuki
    It was fine. Kyu-chan doesn't suspect a thing.
[09:36] Rei
    You sure about that?
[09:40] Kyutaro
    Welco—
[09:46] Kyutaro
    It's been some time.
[09:48] Kyutaro
    You're back in town, then?
[09:50] Ogino
    Yes.
[09:51] Ogino
    I'll be here for a while yet.
[09:55] Ogino
    Contact me if any jobs come up.
[10:01] Kyutaro
    I will.
SIGN    Ogino Ryo
[10:11] Kazuki
    We're back!
[10:13] Kazuki
    Hey! We're ho—
[10:17] Kazuki
    Hey!
[10:34] Kazuki
    You gotta be kidding me.
[10:35] Kazuki
    Miri!
[10:41] Kazuki
    Miri!
[10:42] Miri
    I'm ready now!
[10:47] Kazuki
    She's playing hide and seek?!
[10:48] Rei
    You chose poor cover.
[10:51] Miri
    You found me!
[10:52] Miri
    I'll be "it" this time!
[10:55] Miri
    Bang, bang!
[10:56] Kazuki
    Hey! That's a real gun!
[10:57] Rei
    It's not loaded.
[11:00] Kazuki
    Get back here, damn it!
[11:02] Miri
    No! You hide, Papa!
[11:04] Kazuki
    You little brat!
[11:07] Kazuki
    Hey!
[11:08] Rei
    Can't leave her home, either.
[11:08] Kazuki
    Where'd you go? Huh?!
[11:21] Kazuki
    The target's a drug kingpin living
    in a mansion on an inlet.
[11:25] Kazuki
    His gang works with foreign mafias
    and constantly starts shit with other gangs,
[11:30] Kazuki
    while Bossman here's a big fraidy-cat,
    with top-rate security on his mansion.
[11:37] Kazuki
    He's got a ton of his own men
    standing watch at all times,
[11:40] Kazuki
    so there's no way to get
    in through normal means.
[11:43] Kazuki
    And cliffs all around the place make it
    impossible to get a clear look inside,
[11:46] Kazuki
    so a sniper shot's right out.
[11:50] Kazuki
    Any thoughts?
[11:51] Rei
    Charge in the front, and kill 'em all.
[11:53] Kazuki
    Yeah, right!
[11:55] Kazuki
    Remember Kyu-chan just warning us
    about the whole subtlety thing?
[12:00] Kazuki
    We can't wind up in the newspaper again.
[12:03] Miri
    Hey, Papa!
[12:05] Miri
    It's not the same.
[12:07] Miri
    It's not the same as mama's Hamburg steak.
[12:11] Kazuki
    You can tell, Miri?!
[12:13] Kazuki
    Yes, I used A-grade ground beef and
    nutmeg to make it nice and juicy!
[12:17] Kazuki
    My carefully-crafted homemade Hambu—
[12:20] Miri
    Mama's is better!
[12:26] Miri
    I wonder where Mama is.
[12:30] Kazuki
    Where'd that come from?
[12:32] Miri
    I hope she's not too lonely...
[12:34] Kazuki
    H-Hey... Miri.
[12:42] Kazuki
    Hey! You!
[12:43] Miri
    Hide and seek!
[12:45] Kazuki
    Finish your dinner first!
[12:49] Kazuki
    Darn it...
[12:53] Kazuki
    Huh?
[12:57] Kazuki
    What the...
[13:03] Newscaster
    —battle for year-end shoppers, department
    stores have put up a wide variety of displays.
[13:07] Newscaster
    The MIC shows a downward trend
    in the consumer price index
[13:08] Kazuki
    Hey! Get out here!
[13:11] Kazuki
    That's enough!
[13:11] Newscaster
    compared with the same period next year,
[13:13] Newscaster
    suggesting a far more competitive New
    Year period in the retail world.
[13:14] Kazuki
    Miri!
[13:17] Rei
    You rock at hide and seek.
[13:18] Kazuki
    This isn't hide and seek!
[13:20] Kazuki
    She's just making me run all around the—
[13:25] Kazuki
    Say, that just might work!
[13:31] Kazuki
    Take down the security system, then wait
    for the right time to start the chaos...
[13:32] Miri
    No more hide and seek?
[13:34] Miri
    Hey!
[13:36] Miri
    Hey!
SIGN    Yotsuhishi Security Services
[14:22] Kazuki
    Ready to do this?
[14:24] Rei
    Yeah.
[14:25] Miri
    Can I come? I wanna go out with Papa!
[14:29] Rei
    What's the plan here?
[14:30] Kazuki
    I got it handled.
[14:34] Kazuki
    And you can have as much as you like!
[14:36] Miri
    Yay!
[14:38] Kazuki
    That should keep her quiet for a while.
[14:41] Rei
    It's like a bribe or leaving a pet at home.
[14:51] Miri
    Papa! No!
[14:52] Kazuki
    Crap!
[14:53] Miri
    Papa! Don't go!
[14:57] Kazuki
    J-Just shut the hell up!
[14:58] Rei
    You certainly had that handled.
[14:58] Miri
    Papa! Don't go!
[15:02] Rei
    I'm gonna get evicted.
[15:03] Miri
    No!
[15:03] Kazuki
    B-But...
[15:05] Housewife
    Is something the matter?
[15:06] Kazuki
    Oh, no, everything's fine!
[15:11] Miri
    I wanna come, too!
[15:15] Rei
    This isn't going anywhere good.
[15:17] Kazuki
    My poor plan...
[15:27] Kazuki
    There are security cameras all
    around the inlet itself.
[15:32] Kazuki
    But once you leave that area,
    the target's defenseless.
[15:35] Kazuki
    If you seal the front door escape route,
[15:38] Kazuki
    the only option for escape is via the water.
[15:41] Kazuki
    So we'll be waiting by the water
    for the moment he comes out,
[15:45] Kazuki
    then do the deed.
[15:46] Kazuki
    A nice under-the-radar hit.
[15:52] Kazuki
    Right.
[15:56] Kazuki
    Darn it...
[16:00] Kazuki
    Miri! I told you to stay quie—
[16:04] Kazuki
    What now?
[16:05] Miri
    Gotta pee!
[16:06] Kazuki
    Not again!
[16:08] Kazuki
    Just hold it!
[16:11] Kazuki
    We'll be done soon! Just hang tight!
[16:19] sign
    Maintenance
[16:19] sign
    Staff ID Number
[16:19] sign
    Date Issued
SIGN    Yotsuhishi Security Services
[16:21] Kazuki
    I'm here to check your anti-theft system!
[16:23] Kazuki
    We think your false alarm the other
    day was a bug in the software.
[16:29] Subordinate 3
    You new there?
[16:31] Kazuki
    Do you try that line on everyone who comes by?
[16:33] Kazuki
    Sorry, bad joke.
[16:42] Kazuki
    The materials were on point.
    Security's tight.
[16:46] Subordinate 3
    Okay, good to go.
[16:47] Kazuki
    Thanks!
[16:58] Kazuki
    Um... excuse me, could you...
[17:00] Lookout
    What is it?
[17:02] Kazuki
    Could you check the authorization code here?
[17:10] Kazuki
    I'll prove that a job doesn't need to
    be flashy to be stylish as hell.
[17:17] Kazuki
    This'll help us fake an attack
    from inside the house.
[17:21] Kazuki
    It'll send cowardly Bossman
    running for the water!
[17:33] Miri
    Potty...
[17:34] Subordinate 3
    Who the hell are you?!
[17:36] Miri
    I gotta potty!
[17:39] Kazuki
    There... all done!
[17:47] Miri
    Thank you very much, mister!
[17:49] Subordinate 3
    Sure. Glad you didn't have an accident.
[17:51] Kazuki
    What's she doing here?!
[17:56] Miri
    Found you, Papa!
[17:59] Subordinate 3
    What the hell are you doing?
[18:00] Subordinate 3
    Where's the lookout?
[18:01] Kazuki
    Um... Um...
[18:02] Miri
    What are you doing, Papa? Hide and seek?!
[18:05] Kazuki
    This girl's talking crazy!
[18:09] Subordinate 3
    Stay right where you are.
[18:11] Kazuki
    We gotta go!
[18:12] Miri
    You're "it" today, Papa!
[18:13] Kazuki
    No freakin' way!
[18:15] Subordinate 3
    Hold it!
[18:37] Boss
    What the...
[18:39] Kazuki
    Miri! Stop!
[18:41] Miri
    It's too loud!
[18:45] Miri
    It's all wet!
[18:47] Kazuki
    I said stop!
[18:50] Subordinate 3
    Damn it!
[18:52] Subordinate 3
    Go around the back way!
[18:57] Kazuki
    Wait, Miri!
[18:59] Boss
    Hey! Who the hell are you?!
[19:01] Miri
    Hide and seek!
[19:01] Kazuki
    This is more like tag!
[19:05] Kazuki
    Caught you!
[19:15] Kazuki
    I caught her!
[19:17] Boss
    K-Kill him!
[19:36] Kazuki
    H-Holy shit...
[19:48] Rei
    This should've been Plan A.
[19:56] Miri
    Too loud!
[19:58] Kazuki
    Don't be stupid! We're still in here!
[20:05] Miri
    Airplane!
[20:07] Kazuki
    The plan's off!
[20:08] Kazuki
    We gotta go!
[20:23] Kazuki
    Darn it! You made it flashy again!
[20:26] Rei
    I've never killed you, have I?
[20:27] Kazuki
    That doesn't make it okay!
[20:29] Kazuki
    And you, Miri!
[20:31] Kazuki
    You flushed my whole plan down the toilet!
[20:34] Miri
    Sorry!
[20:35] Kazuki
    And you could've gotten yourself killed!
[20:38] Kazuki
    Don't scare me like that again!
[20:39] Kazuki
    Got it?
[20:41] Miri
    Got it, Papa!
[20:44] Kazuki
    Oh, and never call me "Papa"
    outside the house again!
[20:48] Kazuki
    You get it?
[20:49] Miri
    Okay, Papa!
[20:51] Kazuki
    She don't get it!
[20:58] Rei
    We botched it.
[20:59] Kazuki
    Yeah, I know. It's pretty bad.
[21:02] Kazuki
    We can't do our work with the kid around.
[21:05] Kazuki
    We gotta do something about her...
SIGN    Incoming Call
    Kugi Kyutaro
SIGN    Mobile
[21:11] Kazuki
    Crap!
[21:13] Kyutaro
    Well done.
[21:15] Kazuki
    U-Um, listen, we—
[21:16] Kyutaro
    Don't worry. You're off this job now.
[21:19] Kyutaro
    I'll deal with it.
[21:22] Kazuki
    Right.
[21:24] Kyutaro
    And the research issue...
[21:26] Kyutaro
    He apparently had one child with a mistress.
[21:30] Kyutaro
    A little girl.
[21:31] Kyutaro
    I'll send you the details later.
[21:34] Kazuki
    Sure.
[21:35] Kazuki
    Thank you, Kyu-chan.
[21:39] Kazuki
    We've got the mother's location.
[21:42] Kazuki
    Time to get this monkey off our backs.
[21:48] ED
    The scenery never changes and
    every day is full of surprises
[21:54] ED
    But those are the best parts
[21:58] ED
    Wrapped around your finger
    and going in circles
[22:03] ED
    These days are dizzying yet endearing
[22:08] ED
    On your restless nights,
    I softly whisper a lullaby
[22:12] ED
    And stroke your hair to the
    rhythm of your breathing
[22:17] ED
    I just want these days to
    continue as long as possible
[22:22] ED
    Even if it's just a day
[22:27] ED
    I chased after you as you ran barefoot
[22:32] ED
    Maybe one day, you'll surpass me, ah
[22:36] ED
    I wonder what tomorrow's going to be like
[22:41] ED
    Why don't we walk together?
[22:46] ED
    This will always be our place to come home to
[22:51] ED
    And it'll shine down on our sadness
[22:56] ED
    That's all right, yeah, that's okay
[23:00] ED
    Let's try to share our love together
[23:05] ED
    Let the light always shine upon hope
[23:09] ED
    When the future is unpredictable
[23:28] Boss
    D-Don't... Please, spare me!
[23:32] Ogino
    It's time to say
[23:34] Ogino
    the last words you will ever say.
[23:37] Boss
    I-I'll pay you anything—
[23:46] Ogino
    How banal.
[23:47] Ogino
    Your last words add nothing of value
[23:51] Ogino
    to my collection.