E1 - PIECE OF CAKE

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[00:20] Jewelry Dealer
    Buongiorno!
[00:25] Jewelry Dealer
    Go on.
[00:34] Capo
    The boss will see you.
[00:46] Kazuki
    Three pizzas for special delivery,
    if you please.
[02:04] Capo
    Hey! Ram that guy!
[02:05] Kazuki
    R-Right!
[02:49] Capo
    Did we lose him?
[02:54] Jewelry Dealer
    Did you set me up?!
[02:56] Capo
    Of course not!
[02:57] Capo
    Hey! Run him over!
[03:00] Capo
    Hey!
[03:06] Kazuki
    Sorry, there's been a change of destination.
[03:12] Jewelry Dealer
    Wh-Who hired you?
[03:14] Kazuki
    C'mon, man.
[03:15] Kazuki
    You know I'm not gonna tell you that.
[03:18] Kazuki
    We're professionals, same as you.
[03:21] Kazuki
    'Course, this interrogation stuff is
    usually too boring for me to bother with.
[03:26] Kazuki
    There're some folks who don't take too kindly
    to you tryin' to import fakes like these.
[03:30] Jewelry Dealer
    H-How much are they paying you?
[03:33] Jewelry Dealer
    I-I'll double it! Just name your price!
[03:35] Kazuki
    How's about you tell me how you
    smuggled these bad boys in?
[03:38] Jewelry Dealer
    You can take all the jewels!
[03:40] Jewelry Dealer
    Plus as much cash as you like!
[03:41] Jewelry Dealer
    Please!
[03:43] Kazuki
    Listen up, man, my friend's got
    a short fuse when it comes to bullshit.
[03:47] Kazuki
    If you're ever gonna talk,
    it'd better be now.
[03:50] Jewelry Dealer
    I... I've just been taking orders on this!
[03:58] Kazuki
    Good call, bud.
[04:07] Kazuki
    Yes? Can I help you?
[04:08] Miss Anna
    Papa Kazuki,
[04:10] Miss Anna
    Miri-chan's got a fever.
[04:12] Miss Anna
    Could you come pick her up?
[04:14] Kazuki
    O-On my way!
[04:19] Kazuki
    Dude. You said she was fine
    when you dropped her off!
[04:25] Rei
    Oh... I guess her nose was running.
[04:27] Kazuki
    You son of a bitch!
[04:28] Kazuki
    Why didn't you say that earlier?!
[04:31] Rei
    You said we had to take this job.
[04:34] Kazuki
    Shove the excuses!
[04:35] Kazuki
    You think work's more
    important than our kid?
[04:38] Kazuki
    Do you?!
[04:39] Rei
    Huh?
[04:39] Kazuki
    Damn it!
[04:41] Kazuki
    You screwed up my whole plan again!
[04:41] Jewelry Dealer
    E-Excuse me...
[04:43] Kazuki
    Shut up!
[04:45] Rei
    It's none of your business. Butt out.
[04:48] Kazuki
    Well, I guess we'd better pick her up!
[04:50] Rei
    Let's go.
[04:51] Kazuki
    We're comin' for you, Miri!
[04:57] Kazuki
    Miri first came to live with
    me and Rei last December,
[05:01] Kazuki
    during a particular Christmas job...
SIGN    Several
    Months
     Earlier
SIGN    Administration • Sales
[06:12] Female Staff
    Come see us for delicious chicken!
[06:31] Kazuki
    I'm back!
[06:52] Rei
    It's cold.
[06:54] Kazuki
    I made you dinner and left it in the fridge.
[06:57] Kazuki
    Why didn't you eat it?
[06:59] Rei
    It was cold.
[07:00] Kazuki
    You're supposed to nuke it.
[07:04] Kazuki
    I bought some tasty as hell mentaiko.
[07:07] Kazuki
    But you're a tarako man, aren't you?
[07:10] Rei
    I can't handle spicy food.
[07:11] Kazuki
    C'mon, spicy is awesome!
[07:14] Kazuki
    You're just a philistine.
[07:19] Kazuki
    Ow!
[07:25] Kazuki
    Hey!
[07:27] Kazuki
    Where'd you pick that up?
[07:30] Kazuki
    Why'd you bring it home?
[07:33] Kazuki
    How many times do we have to go over this?
[07:35] Kazuki
    Quit bringing home every
    stray you find out there.
[07:38] Kazuki
    You can't even take care of a ca—
[07:41] Kazuki
    Eh?
SIGN    Healthy Kitten
SIGN    Healthy Kitten
SIGN    Healthy Kitten
SIGN    Healthy Kitten
[07:45] Kazuki
    You think buying pet food means
    you've taken care of a pet?
[07:49] Kazuki
    Listen, man.
[07:50] Kazuki
    It's way more than just feeding it.
[07:52] Kazuki
    You gotta bathe it, clean up its poop,
    keep an eye on its health...
[07:59] Kazuki
    I'm putting it back where you found it.
[08:02] Rei
    Huh?
[08:02] Kazuki
    Don't 'huh' me.
[08:04] Kazuki
    Tell me where you found it!
[08:08] Rei
    Couch-crasher.
[08:11] Kazuki
    Shut-in.
SIGN    Potato Chips
    Lightly Salted
SIGN    Traditional Cuisine
    Yamada
[08:22] Kazuki
    Okay, bud.
[08:23] Kazuki
    Find somebody normal to take care of you, huh?
[08:28] Kazuki
    Someone who'll love you, ideally.
[09:02] Kazuki
    See? Not too spicy like that, is it?
[09:05] Kazuki
    It's good, right?
[09:06] Rei
    It's decent.
[09:08] Kazuki
    You're so depressing to cook for.
[09:10] Rei
    I never asked you to.
[09:16] Kazuki
    Are you still mad about the cat?
[09:22] Kazuki
    Look, we're in a line of work that
    makes our futures uncertain.
[09:27] Kazuki
    We could end up on someone's shit list,
[09:29] Kazuki
    or dead in the middle of nowhere.
[09:33] Kazuki
    Bad stuff could happen to the people
    we drag into our lives, too.
[09:39] Kazuki
    Don't bring someone in if you're not
    gonna care for them, start to finish.
[09:49] (Flashback) Yuzuko
    Our little one "can't wait to see Papa."
[09:59] Kazuki
    No more strays.
[10:01] Kazuki
    Got it?
[10:06] Kazuki
    And get the stuff ready for tomorrow.
[10:09] Kazuki
    We're working Christmas Eve!
[10:13] Rei
    Sure.
SIGN    Outline Target: Hayami Atsushi (Pictured) 32 Years Old. Hair bleached recently No chronic diseases. No drug use. Skills limited to basic self-defense training. Major broker in human trafficking organization Base of operations unknown. Range of operations Major sweet tooth (See attachment) Political connections, black market and...
SIGN    Nami Sushi
SIGN    Nami Sushi
SIGN    Nami Sushi
SIGN    Conveyor Belt Sushi
SIGN    Conveyor Belt Sushi
SIGN    Conveyor Belt Sushi
SIGN    Discount Shop
    Don Tequila
SIGN    Discount Shop
    Don Tequila
SIGN    Santa Claus Costume 5-Piece Set
    (Adult Male)
SIGN    YAMATO FLOUR PASTRY FLOUR
SIGN    Caster Sugar
    
    
    Hokkaido Fresh Butter
SIGN    Yadorigi
    Coffee • Light Meals
[10:47] Kyutaro
    Welcome.
[10:48] Kazuki
    'Sup, Kyu-chan.
[10:50] Kazuki
    Here's the data I snagged from that girl.
[10:52] Kazuki
    Can you make me up a hotel ID in time?
[10:54] Kyutaro
    I'll have it for you by tomorrow morning.
[10:57] Kazuki
    And I'll need things ready
    for that call, just in case.
[11:01] Kyutaro
    Yeah, it'll be done.
[11:03] Kyutaro
    And...
[11:04] Kyutaro
    Here.
[11:06] Kyutaro
    Rei's portion is in there, too.
[11:07] Kazuki
    Thank you!
[11:12] Kazuki
    Send that to the usual place.
[11:16] Kyutaro
    I'll try...
[11:18] Kyutaro
    But I don't think she'll
    be in the mood to take it.
[11:22] Kazuki
    No big deal.
[11:25] Kyutaro
    Hey, Kazuki.
[11:26] Kyutaro
    You still haven't moved past it?
[11:29] Kyutaro
    Why not make a fresh start already?
[11:38] Carol
    Hey, Kazu-kun!
[11:42] Kazuki
    Carol-chan! Dorothy-chan!
[11:45] Carol
    What's up, babe? All alone on Christmas Eve?
[11:48] Carol
    You're not even gonna stop in?
[11:49] Kazuki
    I mean, we just did it the other day...
[11:52] Carol
    Aw, no fun!
[11:54] Dorothy
    Come join us for a while.
[11:55] Dorothy
    We'll make it extra-special for Christmas.
[11:58] Kazuki
    What a deal!
[11:59] Kazuki
    Santa's got something sexy
    in the sack for me, eh?
[12:03] Carol
    Go, go!
[12:03] Dorothy
    Come on, come on!
[12:07] Kazuki
    All right!
[12:08] Kazuki
    Bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it!
[12:14] Carol
    Come see us again soon!
[12:25] Kid
    Thank you, Papa!
[12:27] Dad
    Just make sure you do more than
    play games all day, okay?
[12:29] Kid
    Okay!
[12:36] Kazuki
    I hope that little guy's not too cold...
SIGN    Reserve Yours Now!
SIGN    Reserve Yours Now!
SIGN    I want a Linna-chan Castle
    
    I want to eat lots of steak!
    
    wanna bike
    
    I want a tablet
    
    I want a kitten
    
    I want hologram cards
    
    A car
    
    I want to make a Linna-chan Dress
    
    MegDri Please
    
    I want tanuki toys
    
    I want to sleep with Pom Pom Bunny
    
    Panda Pajamas
    
    Switcho
    
    I wanna live in a candy house
    
    I want Country Family
[13:30] Boy
    Can I write lotsa stuff?
SIGN    I wanna see
     my papa soon
    
    Unasaka Miri
[13:49] Kazuki
    Our target this time is a major broker
    in a human trafficking organization
[13:54] Kazuki
    that smuggles people from Southeast Asia
     in shipping containers.
[13:58] Kazuki
    He tends to stay on the move all around Asia,
     making it hard to track him down,
[14:02] Kazuki
    but it seems he's reserved
    the top-floor ballroom
[14:06] Kazuki
    of the Varint Hotel tonight to hold
    a lavish little Christmas party.
[14:09] Kazuki
    There's a special elevator
    you take to reach the top,
[14:13] Kazuki
    guarded by scary dudes who
    won't let a thing slip by 'em.
[14:18] Kazuki
    Obviously, they'd be quick to shoo us off
     if we tried to just waltz right in.
[14:22] Kazuki
    So how do we reach the top floor?
[14:25] Kazuki
    The target's got a major sweet tooth,
[14:28] Kazuki
    and his wife loves extravagant surprises.
[14:31] Kazuki
    And when you're holding a party
    full of all your best customers,
[14:35] Kazuki
    what can't you do without?
[14:40] Kazuki
    There's only one answer!
[14:53] Doorman
    Merry Christmas!
SIGN    Employee Number: 0004649
    
    Affiliation: Delivery Department
    
    Name: KURUSU KAZUKI
[15:21] Bodyguard 1
    Hold it.
[15:22] Kazuki
    Yes?
[15:23] Bodyguard 1
    What do you want?
[15:24] Kazuki
    I'm delivering a surprise from
    the good gentleman's wife.
[15:28] Kazuki
    I'm supposed to take this cake
    all the way to the top floor!
[15:32] Kazuki
    I even have her signature!
[15:35] Bodyguard 1
    First I've heard of it.
[15:36] Kazuki
    Eh? That's weird...
[15:39] Kazuki
    I'll call her to double check!
[15:42] Kazuki
    Here!
[15:45] Bodyguard 1
    Hello—
[15:46] Hayami's Wife
    You dumbass! Gimme a break!
SIGN    Client
[15:48] Hayami's Wife
    The party's already started!
[15:51] Kyutaro
    Get that cake up here before
    I take a hammer to your balls!
[15:56] Bodyguard 1
    T-T-T-Terribly sorry, ma'am!
[16:16] Miri
    Cake!
[16:40] Kazuki
    Crud.
[16:43] Kazuki
    There's a kid.
[16:45] Miri
    It's tasty!
[16:47] Miri
    I bet it's super tasty for sure!
[16:52] Kazuki
    You wanna try it?
[16:55] Miri
    Yeah!
[17:03] Miri
    It's so good!
[17:06] Kazuki
    The kid's eating the cake.
[17:09] Rei
    What?
[17:11] Kazuki
    She loves it.
[17:12] Rei
    What?
[17:13] Kazuki
    Such joy...
[17:15] Kazuki
    Something I worked hard on is
    actually getting appreciated!
[17:19] Miri
    Santa! It's me, Miri!
[17:20] Miri
    Did you bring me what I wanted?
[17:23] Kazuki
    Wh-What you wanted?
[17:25] Miri
    I wished so hard to see Papa for Christmas!
[17:31] (Flashback) Yuzuko
    ...can't wait to see Papa.
[17:38] Kazuki
    You're looking for your papa?
[17:41] Miri
    Yeah!
[17:42] Miri
    I've never met my papa before!
[17:44] Miri
    Mama said he was here!
[17:47] Miri
    Please, Santa, can I see him?!
[17:49] Kazuki
    Oh, well...
[17:53] Kazuki
    Gosh, little dear!
[17:54] Kazuki
    Perhaps I'll bring your
    papa here just for you!
[17:58] Miri
    You mean it?! Hooray!
[18:00] Kazuki
    But you'd better be a good
    girl and do just as I say!
[18:05] Kazuki
    Close your eyes tight,
    stand in the corner, and—
[18:10] Miri
    We're here!
[18:11] Miri
    Papa!
[18:13] Kazuki
    No freakin' way!
[18:17] Bodyguard 3
    Don't move! What was that just now?!
[18:25] Rei
    Is that the kid?
[18:27] Kazuki
    Hell freaking no!
[18:28] Kazuki
    Darn it, my plan's in the toilet!
[18:36] Kazuki
    Close call!
[18:38] Miri
    Peek-a-boo?
[18:43] Kazuki
    Crap. If they tip off the target,
     he'll get away!
[18:43] Bodyguard 5
    Suspicious figure near the hall entrance.
[18:44] Bodyguard 5
    Be on your guard!
[18:46] Rei
    I'm taking my shot.
[19:17] Kazuki
    Hey!
[19:24] Miri
    Papa? Papa!
[19:27] Miri
    Hey, mister! Are you my papa?
[19:38] Kazuki
    Wait! Let me through!
[19:40] Hayami's Wife
    They're screwing up my damn party!
[19:43] Hayami's Wife
    Who the hell are these assholes?!
[19:46] Kazuki
    Hey! You seen Miri?
[19:47] Rei
    Who?
[19:48] Kazuki
    That kid from before!
[19:51] Miri
    Hey, mister!
[19:53] Miri
    I'm Miri. Are you my papa?
[19:55] Kazuki
    Is that—
[19:58] Kazuki
    Damn it! This is so bad!
[20:01] Rei
    I've got a clear shot through the kid.
[20:02] Kazuki
    Don't shoot the kid, stupid!
[20:08] Kazuki
    Miri!
[20:09] Kazuki
    I found your papa!
[20:11] Miri
    Where?!
[20:25] Miri
    Santa!
[20:26] Kazuki
    Not Santa!
[20:27] Kazuki
    I'm your papa!
[20:29] Miri
    Papa!
[20:31] Kazuki
    Miri! Jump!
[20:43] Miri
    Papa!
[20:59] Miri
    I wanted to see you!
[21:02] Miri
    I love you, Papa!
[21:06] Rei
    I'm heading out.
[21:07] Kazuki
    Oh? Right...
[21:17] Crowd Men
    The hell's going on?
[21:18] Crowd Men
    Get outta here!
[21:19] Crowd Men
    Hey!
[21:20] Crowd Men
    Let us on!
[21:21] Crowd Men
    C'mon, let us on!
[21:22] Miri
    Papa?
[21:23] Kazuki
    Listen up, Miri.
[21:25] Kazuki
    I need you to be quiet
    for just a little while.
[21:28] Miri
    Okay!
[21:30] Kazuki
    Excuse me, I have a child!
[21:32] Kazuki
    Please let me through!
[21:33] Kazuki
    Please, let my daughter through first!
[21:36] Kazuki
    Please!
[21:38] Miri
    Papa!
[21:50] Kazuki
    Man, that was one hell of a Christmas.
[22:03] Miri
    Thank you, Santa...
[22:10] Rei
    I can't have a cat, but you can have a kid?
[22:13] Kazuki
    Sh-Shut up!
[22:13] Kazuki
    It's not like I did this on purpose!
[22:16] Kazuki
    Sheesh! What's with this kid, anyway?
[22:25] Kazuki
    Are you kidding me?!
[22:30] ED
    Hey, I want to love, is this true love?
[22:33] ED
    Is just wanting to be loved insincere?
[22:37] ED
    What should I do?
[22:39] ED
    Oh, what should I do?
[22:45] ED
    As usual, the whole city
[22:48] ED
    Is madly in love and excited
[22:52] ED
    Extras like me just go home
[22:55] ED
    But I'm not sulking at all
[22:58] ED
    And then you appeared suddenly
[23:02] ED
    As though you were ripping through those days
[23:06] ED
    With your smile that leaves me numb
[23:09] ED
    You shattered my heart
[23:15] ED
    Hey, I want to love, is this true love?
[23:19] ED
    Is just wanting to be loved insincere?
[23:22] ED
    What should I do?
[23:24] ED
    Oh, what should I do?
[23:27] ED
    How the heck should I know?
[23:29] ED
    I don't know what's going on in your head
[23:33] ED
    But it's not fair that you're so friendly
[23:37] ED
    Once again, I'm being swallowed
    up by your rhythm
[23:44] ED
    There you go, you've got me wrapped
    around your finger again
[23:54] ED
    There you go, you've got me wrapped
    around your finger again