E7 - Group Date?! The Sea, Maji Croquette, and I!

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[00:04] Senya
    You've finally started to
    show your inner Honki!
[00:09] Arajin
    Well, I am the only one fit to
    take over after Marito-san...
[00:13] Arajin
    and capture Mahoro-chan's heart.
[00:17] Arajin
    Huh? She isn't here today?
[00:20] Komao
    Ara-pyon!
[00:22] Komao
    Mon...
[00:24] Komao
    gory!
[00:25] Komao
    You were so awesome with that virgin punch!
[00:28] Komao
    You totally blew my mind!
[00:29] Komao
    You gotta take me on, too!
[00:31] Arajin
    Not a chance!
[00:32] Komao
    Aw, come on, man!
[00:32] Arajin
    Ow, ow, ow!
[00:34] Matakara
    Ara-chan.
[00:35] Matakara
    I need to talk to you about something.
[00:37] Arajin
    Hard pass. I gotta go find
    Mahoro-chan. I'm too busy.
[00:41] Matakara
    If you mean Jin-san, she's been at the
    hospital watching over Marito-kun.
[00:48] Arajin
    Vroom!
[00:49] Matakara
    Hey, wait up!
SIGN    #07 Group Date?! The Sea, Maji Croquette, and I!
[02:22] Employee
    Thank you very much.
[02:28] Matakara
    Listen, Ara-chan.
[02:30] Arajin
    Hmm?
[02:31] Matakara
    Do you remember my big brother?
[02:33] Arajin
    Yeah, you mean Mitsukuni? Sure I do.
[02:37] Arajin
    How is he?
[02:39] Matakara
    Actually, he's in juvie right now.
[02:42] Arajin
    Huh? Juvie?
[02:45] Matakara
    Two years ago,
[02:48] Matakara
    he beat up a cop who was
    forcing his buddies to sell drugs.
[02:55] Matakara
    When he said goodbye, he told me something.
[03:01] Matakara
    "Keep working at becoming a Honki Person.
    I know you've got what it takes."
[03:08] Matakara
    Those words have kept me going all this time.
[03:15] Arajin
    I guess you've been through a lot, too.
[03:19] Matakara
    Anyway, my brother's coming home next week.
[03:24] Arajin
    Oh, yeah? That's great.
[03:26] Matakara
    Yeah!
[03:29] Mahoro
    Big Brother, are you okay? Does it hurt?
[03:32] Mahoro
    I made you lunch!
[03:37] Mahoro
    If you eat this, it'll fix you right up!
[03:40] Mahoro
    Open wide.
[03:54] Arajin
    A-A-Arajin's the strongest one!
[03:57] Senya
    Heave-ho!
[03:58] Arajin
    All of the girls go head over heels for him...
[04:01] Senya
    Heave ahoy!
[04:02] Mahoro
    They fall so hard they can't
    stand it, like Mahoro-chan!
SIGN    Jin Marito
[04:05] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[04:08] Arajin
    H-Hello...
[04:09] Arajin
    Wow, Mahoro-chan? What a coincidence!
[04:15] Marito
    Why'd that creepy rock guy have to show up?
[04:18] Arajin
    M-Mahoro-chan, if you keep
    looking at me like that, I'll just...
[04:22] Marito
    What took you so long, Ara-teen?
[04:24] Arajin
    So how are you feeling?
[04:26] Marito
    I've had it! If I stay here,
    I'm gonna start going crazy!
[04:31] Arajin
    I thought you already were, though.
[04:34] Arajin & Marito
    Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
[04:38] Mahoro
    Would you please leave? My brother
    can't have visitors who aren't family.
[04:42] Arajin
    Oh, I guess you're right.
[04:44] Marito
    Mahoro.
[04:45] Mahoro
    What is it, Big Brother?
[04:47] Marito
    Leave.
[04:57] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan! Wait!
[05:06] Mahoro
    Beating some rando
    doesn't make you the shit.
[05:19] Arajin
    Squee! Mahoro-chan just wall-slammed me!
[05:33] Marito
    So, Ara-teen, I hear you put on quite a show.
[05:36] Arajin
    Oh, it was nothing special.
[05:37] Arajin
    But, dear brother, please leave
    Siguma and Mahoro-chan to me.
[05:41] Marito
    Wanna go on a group date?
[05:44] Arajin
    What... was that?
[05:48] Marito
    You like group dates, right?
[05:52] Arajin
    They're my most favorite thing ever!
[05:55] Arajin
    What?! Minato's coming, too?!
[05:58] Arajin
    That means Matakara's gonna be there.
[06:01] Arajin
    I always end up on the sidelines when
    he's around. Kinda cramps my style.
[06:06] Arajin
    Why'd you have to invite them, anyway?
[06:09] Hagure
    Why would we want to
    do it just by ourselves?
[06:12] Arajin
    But... why wouldn't we?
[06:14] Hagure
    Arajin-kun, you're gonna be super popular
    now that you've beaten Shindo!
[06:18] Arajin
    Super popular?!
[06:20] Hagure
    Let's let loose on the beach!
[06:21] Arajin
    Does that mean swimsuits?!
[06:23] Hagure
    Yes.
[06:24] Arajin
    And Mahoro-chan, too?!
[06:25] Hagure
    Yes!
[06:28] Arajin
    In white? Yeah, definitely in white!
[06:30] Hagure
    You might even see something
    better than a swimsuit.
[06:38] Hagure
    Yeah!
SIGN    Aabar Bath
[06:43] Komao
    Group date!
[06:46] Komao
    Group date! Group date! Group date date!
[06:50] Matakara
    This is gonna be fun!
    A group date with Ara-chan.
[06:53] Komao
    Yeah, I've never seen anyone
    throw a punch like that!
[06:57] Matakara
    Yeah.
[06:58] Matakara
    It really was just like he was a Honki Person.
[07:03] Matakara
    Zabu?
[07:05] Matakara
    You okay? Lightheaded?
[07:07] Komao
    Group date date!
[07:10] Zabu
    I'm not in the mood, man.
[07:12] Komao
    Huh?
[07:13] Zabu
    I mean, I wasn't able to do anything before.
[07:17] Zabu
    Now I feel like I owe that guy something.
[07:23] Matakara
    I doubt that's how Ara-chan sees it, though.
[07:26] Matakara
    Besides, you saved me, remember?
[07:42] Arajin
    Yo, would you check out these muscles?
[07:44] Arajin
    I'm gonna rock tomorrow's group date!
[07:46] Senya
    Where, though?
[07:46] Arajin
    Right here! Here!
[07:49] Yayako
    It's like a little preserved egg!
[07:50] Yayako
    Squishy, squishy!
[07:52] [SONG] text
    Train
    Properly,
SIGN    Enchant Them
     with Muscle.
SIGN    The Body They Want
[07:52] Arajin
    Shut up! It's as hard as chow mein!
[07:58] Arajin
    Hey, Senya.
[08:03] Arajin
    I don't know, but I feel like
    I'm more of a man now.
[08:08] Senya
    Yeah. The punch you knocked Akutaro
    out with was something to see.
[08:16] Arajin
    I guess I've got to go.
[08:18] Senya
    Yeah! Let's take it as far as we can!
[08:21] Arajin
    All right. Then I'm going!
[08:25] Arajin
    To play beach volleyball,
[08:28] Arajin
    play tag in the surf,
[08:31] Arajin
    get into the perfect mood,
[08:35] Arajin
    and ki—
[08:37] Arajin
    ki—
[08:38] Arajin
    ki—
[08:40] Arajin
    Eee! I might just leave
    my virginity at the beach!
[08:43] Senya
    Ya moron.
[08:49] Arajin
    I'm late! I'm late!
[08:52] Arajin
    Here I come!
[08:56] Momotari
    Welcome in!
[08:58] Momotari
    Same today?
[09:03] Otomi
    Pu'er-chan, please.
[09:04] Momotari
    Okay! Jasmi—
[09:07] Momotari
    Huh?
[09:08] Otomi
    Um, p-pleased to meet you.
[09:11] Otomi
    Actually, I... can't get the
    last girl out of my head.
[09:15] Otomi
    What? Pu'er-chan? You're just suddenly gonna...
[09:24] Arajin
    I have come to search for a small miracle.
[09:27] Arajin
    My name is Tomoshibi Arajin!
[09:32] Arajin
    Huh?
[09:36] Arajin
    Um, is this where the group date is?
SIGN    Group Combat Date
[09:43] Arajin
    Group... combat date?
[09:46] Arajin & Senya
    Huh?!
[09:48] Hagure
    I am pleased to announce
    that the Siguma Squad
[09:52] Hagure
    and Minato Kai group date has now begun!
[09:56] all
    Yeah!
[09:59] Arajin & Senya
    What?!
[10:01] Hagure
    In the yellow corner, the gentle tyrant...
[10:05] Hagure
    Tahide Outa!
[10:09] Hagure
    In the blue corner, the silent messiah...
[10:14] Hagure
    Doman Kenichiro!
[10:18] Arajin
    Is this the... group date?
[10:20] Senya
    Heave-ho!
[10:21] Hagure
    Fight!
[10:23] Hagure
    The fight has begun!
    Oh, they're already grappling!
[10:27] Hagure
    Into a headlock!
    He's squeezing him like a vise!
[10:31] Hagure
    Oh, he's picked him up! A backdrop!
[10:34] Jabashiri
    Outa-kun, get him!
[10:35] Hagure
    He was stuck in a headlock
    but managed to pull out!
[10:38] Hagure
    What's this? Kenichiro's in a
    headstand and isn't even moving!
[10:44] Hagure
    He's jumped up again! And he pulled it off!
[10:47] Hagure
    The Messiah's Ascending Clothesline!
[10:49] Minato guys
    Ken-san!
[10:50] Siguma guys
    Outa-kun!
[10:51] Hagure
    That was overpowering! But Outa can take it!
[10:51] Siguma guys
    Stand up!
[10:55] Hagure
    He flat-out refused to ascend!
[10:57] Hagure
    Oh, boy! Kenichiro has the face of a demon!
[11:00] Hagure
    This could be extremely dangerous!
    Is he going to finish it like this?
[11:05] Hagure
    Huh? Oh, something's wrong with Kenichiro.
[11:09] Zabu
    Ken-san?!
[11:09] Hagure
    What could have happened?
[11:14] Hagure
    Kenichiro has thrown out his back!
[11:16] Hagure
    Doctor!
[11:18] all
    Seriously?
[11:19] all
    Oh, come on.
[11:21] Marito
    Huh?
[11:22] Hagure
    The winner is Tahide Outa!
[11:27] Hagure
    Doctor! Here, too!
[11:29] Doctor Matsunaka
    How many fingers you see, sonny?
[11:30] Hagure
    That living fossil from the health room,
[11:31] Hagure
    Doctor Matsunaka,
    is performing medical checks.
[11:32] Outa
    A whole lot.
[11:35] Marito
    Now I'm all hyped up, though!
[11:35] Jabashiri
    H-Hey! Whoa, Marito-kun! Calm down!
[11:38] Zabu
    Hey.
[11:39] Arajin
    Huh? Zabu... san?
[11:41] Zabu
    Lame.
[11:42] Zabu
    I'm gonna go hard.
[11:44] Zabu
    To pay back what I owe you.
[11:46] Arajin
    Huh? I ain't fighting nobody.
SIGN    Minato Kai
    Doman Kenichiro
    Asamine Matakara
SIGN    m 0 0 l 180 0 180 100 0 100
SIGN    Siguma Squad
    Jin Ma
    Tahide Ou
SIGN    m 0 0 l 180 0 180 100 0 100
SIGN    Tomoshibi
    Arajin
[11:51] Arajin
    Huh?!
[11:54] Arajin
    Now, the image of...
    Mahoro-chan in a white bikini...
[11:59] Arajin
    is all I have left.
[12:06] Arajin
    It's black.
[12:13] Siguma C
    Ow, ow, ow! I give up! Give up!
[12:17] Komao
    Yes!
[12:17] Hagure
    The winner is Sakigake Komao!
[12:21] Komao
    So who's next? Huh?
[12:25] Marito
    Little ol' me!
[12:27] Mahoro
    Big Brother!
[12:29] Mahoro
    You're so cool! Look this way!
[12:31] Marito
    Drag him out here.
[12:31] Mahoro
    And your costume? Way too perfect!
[12:34] Hagure
    Palm strike!
[12:35] Zabu
    Komao!
[12:38] Hagure
    The winner is Jin Marito!
[12:42] Mahoro
    Big Brother, you're a god!
[12:44] Mahoro
    You're too godly! Too cool!
[12:46] Doctor Matsunaka
    How many?
[12:46] Hagure
    We will now have a short intermission.
[12:47] Komao
    A bunch.
[12:48] Zabu
    Komao!
[12:49] Hagure
    We'll start the next fight right away,
[12:51] Hagure
    so please wash your hands and eat lunch
    now while you have the chance.
[12:53] Marito
    I'm so hungry.
[12:55] Hagure
    There is food available outside the venue.
[12:56] Arajin
    Wait right here!
[12:57] Mob A
    For five.
[12:58] Mob B
    Hey, we were first!
[13:00] Mob C
    Hurry up!
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Soba
[13:01] NG 2
    C-Coming right up!
[13:03] Akutaro
    Damn it! How dare they treat me
    like some kind of yakisoba machine?
[13:08] Akutaro
    Hey, you listening?
[13:10] Ichiya
    Put up with it for now.
[13:12] Akutaro
    But...
[13:13] Arajin
    Two servings, please!
[13:17] Arajin
    Shindo-san...
[13:23] Arajin
    By the way, you said the name "Senya"
    before. Where did you hear that?
[13:28] Akutaro
    Who knows?
[13:33] Akutaro
    Why don't you ask him yourself?
[13:38] Senya
    It's gonna start again.
[13:41] Arajin
    Quit pulling me!
[13:48] Komao
    One! Two! Three!
[13:51] Komao
    It's over! The winner is Matakara!
[13:53] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
[13:55] Hagure
    So far, he's taken seven people out!
[13:59] Komao
    You're next, Zabu.
    Go show him you're the man!
[14:03] Zabu
    Hell yeah.
[14:04] Zabu
    All my frustration from before...
[14:06] Zabu
    I'm taking it out on you!
[14:13] Komao
    Zabu! Don't die!
[14:15] Marito
    Hey!
[14:18] Marito
    Boom!
[14:19] Marito
    Yay!
[14:20] Hagure
    The winner is Jin Marito!
[14:23] Arajin & Siguma guys
    I'm so glad I'm in Siguma.
[14:26] Arajin
    Huh? Is Matakara the only one
    left on the Minato side?
[14:31] Arajin
    I won't have to fight after all!
[14:34] Arajin
    Yes!
[14:36] Marito
    It just doesn't feel like enough yet.
[14:40] Matakara
    I'll make sure you don't regret it!
[14:44] Marito
    Oh, I just had a great idea!
[14:47] Marito
    I'll let Ara-teen fight on your side!
[14:50] Arajin & Senya
    Eh?
[14:51] Marito
    Me and Jaba-chan versus Ara-teen
    and Matakara. Tag team, okay?
[14:55] Arajin
    No, no, we couldn't possibly do that!
[14:58] Arajin
    Right, Matakara?
[15:00] Matakara
    I'm actually... fine with it.
[15:03] Marito
    Then it's settled!
[15:05] Arajin
    No! This is the worst thing
    that could happen!
[15:08] Arajin
    Hey! Let's merge! Right?
[15:11] Senya
    I do want to merge. I want to merge so bad.
[15:16] Senya
    But you know, even more than that...
[15:20] Senya
    I wanna see your rock-hard Honki in action!
[15:23] Arajin
    This isn't the time for—
[15:24] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[15:29] Matakara
    Let's do our best, okay?
[15:34] Hagure
    And now, the final match.
[15:37] Hagure
    Sudden death, no time limit.
    It's about to begin!
[15:40] Hagure
    In the blue corner,
[15:42] Hagure
    the giant type,
[15:44] Hagure
    Asamine Matakara!
[15:48] Hagure
    And the one-hit, one-kill agape boy,
[15:51] Hagure
    Tomoshibi Arajin!
[15:56] Hagure
    In the yellow corner,
[15:58] Hagure
    the rebellious and hard-headed
[16:00] Hagure
    Jabashiri Nagare!
[16:04] Hagure
    And that frenzied supernova,
[16:07] Hagure
    Jin Marito!
[16:11] Mahoro
    Beat them up, Big Brother!
[16:14] Arajin
    I'll let you kick things off, Matakara.
[16:16] Matakara
    Okay!
[16:16] Hagure
    Fighters, step forward.
[16:17] Arajin
    There's no way I'm gonna tag in.
[16:20] Hagure
    Ready, fight!
SIGN    Might
[16:23] Hagure
    They're closing in...
[16:24] Hagure
    They're grappling!
[16:26] Jabashiri
    Now I'm gonna repay you for before!
[16:30] Hagure
    Jabashiri is pushing him back!
[16:32] Hagure
    Ah! A throat thrust! And now
    he's thrown him onto the rope!
[16:35] Hagure
    Something is coming!
[16:37] Hagure
    A head rocket! But he got right back up!
[16:40] Hagure
    Ah! A jumping knee right into
    the face! But he's up again!
[16:44] Hagure
    Drop kicks! And they're both hit!
[16:47] Hagure
    It's a battle of wills!
[16:49] Senya
    That's it! Get him! Show us your Honki!
[16:51] Arajin
    Go, Matakara! Finish him off!
[16:53] Mahoro
    Tag in! Tag in!
[16:54] Mahoro
    Switch with him! Show your stuff, Big Brother!
[16:59] Arajin
    Matakara! Tag me!
[17:03] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[17:06] Arajin
    I'll show her what I've got!
[17:08] Jabashiri
    You little piece of shit.
[17:10] Jabashiri
    Who the hell do you think you are?
[17:11] Marito
    Jaba! Tag me!
[17:14] Jabashiri
    No, please, let me handle—
[17:17] Marito
    Jaba-chan...
[17:20] Jabashiri
    S-Sure.
[17:22] Marito
    Come to me, Ara-teen.
[17:26] Arajin
    Oh, ouch! Ow, ow, ow!
[17:30] Matakara
    What's wrong?
[17:31] Arajin
    I think I got a leg cramp. Ow...
[17:34] Matakara
    It's okay. I'll go instead.
[17:36] Hagure
    Having trouble?
[17:37] Marito
    Boo.
[17:38] Arajin
    If I try to show off now,
    I'll just get killed.
[17:41] Arajin
    I'll just let Matakara handle the rest.
[17:49] Hagure
    He's fallen! One! Two! Th—
[17:53] Hagure
    Safe! Two-count! Two-count!
[17:59] Zabu
    Give up! Don't stand up!
[18:01] Komao
    You'll be killed, Matakara!
[18:04] Marito
    Huh. I didn't think you'd try so hard.
[18:07] Matakara
    I told you, didn't I?
[18:09] Matakara
    That I won't let you regret it!
[18:12] Hagure
    There it is! Marito's killer move,
    the King Cobra Twist!
[18:16] Hagure
    Matakara is enduring it!
[18:18] Marito
    Ara-teen, you good?
[18:20] Marito
    If you don't tag in,
    your little doggie is gonna die.
[18:24] Arajin
    Give up, Matakara!
[18:27] Arajin
    This is for fun! The fight doesn't even matter!
[18:36] Hagure
    He broke his way out! Is his shoulder okay?
[18:37] Arajin
    Matakara!
[18:39] Hagure
    Ooh! An elbow! He's letting him have it!
[18:46] Hagure
    What determination!
[18:48] Hagure
    Even with his shoulder injured, Matakara
    counterattacked with a rolling sabat!
[18:51] Hagure
    However, it didn't—
[18:55] Hagure
    It did hit him!
[18:57] Senya
    Nice job!
[18:57] Hagure
    Who could have expected this development?
[18:58] Minato guys
    All right!
[19:00] Hagure
    This is unprecedented! This is huge!
[19:13] Marito
    Bye-cha!
[19:16] Arajin
    Hey! It's a spicy Maji Kebab!
[19:27] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[19:32] Arajin
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[19:36] Hagure
    Marito! No, no, no!
[19:43] Marito
    A spicy Maji Kebab? Where?
[19:55] Matakara
    I'm your opponent!
[19:58] Jabashiri
    No, you're mine!
[19:59] Arajin
    You're gonna rip me apart!
[20:01] Marito
    Ara-teen! Where's the Maji Kebab, Ara-teen?!
[20:02] Marito
    You'll rip me apart!
[20:06] Jabashiri
    Yeah!
[20:16] Marito
    Maji Kebab!
[20:17] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[20:19] Matakara
    We're the ones
[20:22] Matakara
    winning today!
[20:24] Senya
    They did it!
[20:29] Marito
    Kebab!
[20:43] Hagure
    He's fallen! One, two, three!
[20:50] Matakara
    We did it!
[20:52] Hagure
    What a surprise! A historical upset!
[20:54] crowd
    Wow!
[20:55] Hagure
    Arajin and Matakara came back to win!
[20:56] crowd
    Damn it!
[20:58] Komao
    Woo-hoo!
[20:58] Zabu
    I'll win the next one, man!
[21:00] Hagure
    Now that was a group date!
[21:02] Senya
    Sure was!
[21:03] Doctor Matsunaka
    How many fingers?
[21:05] Jabashiri
    A bunch.
[21:05] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[21:09] Arajin
    Hey, Matakara! Cut it out, man!
[21:12] Marito
    Damn it!
[21:14] Marito
    Let me fight them again!
[21:23] Siguma F
    You just wait and see.
[21:24] Minato B
    Shut up! We'll make you eat those words.
[21:27] Siguma B
    Hey! Don't eat the whole thing yourself!
[21:29] Siguma G
    I'm so tired.
[21:31] Matakara
    That was so much fun!
[21:33] Matakara
    Fighting with you took me
    back to the good old days.
[21:37] Arajin
    We never did anything this messed-up then.
[21:41] Arajin
    I'm never doing this again.
[21:45] Matakara
    But winning the fight, and that
    blow that finished Shindo-san...
[21:50] Matakara
    You were almost like a real Honki Person!
[21:54] Matakara
    You really are incredible, Ara-chan!
[21:57] Arajin
    Enough already.
[22:03] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
SIGN    Sad News!
SIGN    Seriously Falling in Love with Gomoku Soba!
[23:45] Marito
    Bucchigi-you again next week!