E2 - Wanna Take You On! The Chu Chu Chinese Pepper Steak Train!

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SIGN    Honki
[00:21] Siguma guys
    Marito-kun!
[00:22] Siguma guys
    Marito-kun? Marito-kun?
[00:25] Matakara
    That was...
[00:27] Matakara
    just like...
[00:29] Matakara
    a Honki Person!
[00:33] Arajin
    Huh? What?
[00:34] Arajin
    Whaddya mean?
[00:35] Senya
    Hey! What's this crap
    about losing your virginity?!
[00:38] Arajin
    You told me to tell you my wish!
[00:41] Senya
    For stuff like this, you're supposed
    to say you wanna get stronger!
[00:44] Mahoro
    Big Brother?
[00:45] Outa
    Marito?
[00:53] Marito
    How exciting!
[01:03] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[01:05] Hagure
    Are you okay, Ryu-chan?
[01:06] Jabashiri
    Matakara...
[01:11] Siguma E
    It's the cops!
[01:12] Siguma B
    Let's split!
[01:15] Outa
    Marito?
[01:17] Marito
    My mind's made up!
[01:19] Marito
    I'm gonna get Ara-teen into Siguma!
[03:01] Matakara
    Ara-chan! You okay?
[03:04] Arajin
    Matakara?
SIGN    #02 Wanna Take You On! The Chu Chu Chinese Pepper Steak Train!
[03:06] Arajin
    Ouch! Ow...
[03:11] Matakara
    Don't you remember?
[03:12] Matakara
    You landed a punch on
    Marito-kun. It was amazing!
[03:16] Arajin
    Marito?
[03:18] Arajin
    What about Mahoro-chan?!
[03:19] Matakara
    Uh... She probably went home.
[03:25] Arajin
    I guess beating her brother was a bad idea.
[03:29] Matakara
    What?
[03:31] Arajin
    What?
[03:32] Zabu
    Damn it. Why do I have to run
    errands for that little punk?
SIGN    Aabar Bath
[03:40] Zabu
    You're from Siguma!
[03:43] Zabu
    Hey! Wait!
[03:46] Arajin
    Is this...
[03:47] Matakara
    Yeah. I'm still living at the
    bathhouse my relatives run.
[03:54] Matakara
    Oh. Remember this?
[03:56] Matakara
    The best friend stone you
    gave me a long time ago.
[04:00] Matakara
    You said that when I held this,
    it'd make me stronger.
SIGN    Ma
SIGN    Jin
SIGN    Ara
SIGN    Takara
[04:05] Matakara
    I doubt you still have yours, though.
[04:08] Arajin
    I'm going.
[04:17] Matakara
    Ara-chan!
[04:21] Matakara
    Did you start avoiding me
    because I wasn't strong enough?
[04:26] Arajin
    That was so long ago I don't even remember.
[04:36] Senya
    Hey.
[04:38] Senya
    Let's take that guy on! Yeah?
[04:41] Arajin
    Shut up! Not a chance!
[04:44] Senya
    Don't worry, don't worry.
[04:46] Senya
    Although you lost today, you'll win tomorrow!
[04:50] Arajin
    Huh?
[04:51] Arajin
    I won today.
[04:52] Senya
    Nah, you lost.
[04:53] Arajin
    Huh?!
[04:54] College boy 1
    That was Minato and Siguma, right?
[04:56] College boy 2
    Yeah, they fight like that all the time.
[05:04] Arajin
    Hey, don't yank that!
[05:08] Arajin
    They'll see it! People will see it!
[05:10] Employee
    Welcome in!
[05:12] Employee
    Which girl would you prefer today?
[05:14] Otomi
    Well...
[05:18] Otomi
    I'll take Jasmine-chan.
[05:20] Employee
    All right! A guest for Jasmine-chan!
[05:23] Otomi
    I came back. I just can't
    get you out of my head!
[05:27] Otomi
    Ah! I simply can't take it
    when you cling to me like that!
[05:31] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
[05:33] Arajin
    Staahp! I'm bwegging you!
[05:39] Senya
    We were too late.
[05:41] Zabu
    Ow...
[05:43] Zabu
    Hey! Why the hell are you here?
[05:45] Zabu
    You look good as new, damn it!
[05:48] Senya
    You called?
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~ Chinese Restaurant
[05:58] Arajin
    Ouch!
[06:00] Arajin
    Today destroyed me.
[06:04] Arajin
    But in that one second, I felt
    all this power running through me.
[06:08] Arajin
    It was like I was someone else.
[06:14] Arajin
    What the hell are you, anyway?
[06:16] Senya
    I told you...
[06:19] Senya
    My name is Senya! I am a true Honki Person!
[06:22] Senya
    Or at least the closest a man can get!
[06:25] Arajin
    So you aren't one.
[06:26] Arajin
    Anyway, isn't that Honki
    People stuff just a legend?
[06:29] Arajin
    Once you and I merged,
     you threw a massive punch, right?
[06:32] Arajin
    But you could only manage one
    because we were only partially merged.
[06:39] Arajin
    Partially merged?
[06:41] Senya
    Yeah. You won't get stronger unless
    we're truly one in body and soul.
[06:46] Arajin
    Body and soul? With you?
[06:50] Senya
    With me.
[06:52] Arajin
    Become one?
[06:54] Senya
    Joined at the hip.
[06:56] Arajin
    Barf!
[06:57] Arajin
    Why the hell do you wanna
    merge with me, anyway?
[07:00] Senya
    W-Well, you know...
[07:03] Senya
    It's something that happens to men, right?
    You want to merge so, so badly
[07:08] Senya
    that you can't even sleep at night.
[07:12] Arajin
    Oh, yeah. That happens.
[07:14] Yayako
    Did you sneak a kiss on your date?
[07:15] Arajin
    Don't just barge in, you old hag!
[07:19] Mahoro
    Doesn't it hurt, Big Brother?
[07:21] Marito
    I told ya not to come here.
[07:24] Mahoro
    But I'm just so worried about you!
[07:29] Zabu
    Stop!
[07:30] Siguma F
    Hey, you!
[07:31] Jabashiri
    'Scuse us!
[07:34] Jabashiri
    I'm Jabashiri. Can we talk?
[07:36] Mahoro
    Tsk.
[07:37] Outa
    You're way out of your league here, first-year.
[07:39] Marito
    Outa, it's okay. Want some Maji Kebab?
[07:43] Jabashiri
    Thanks much.
[07:45] Jabashiri
    Yesterday, Tat followed
    Matakara from Minato.
[07:49] Jabashiri
    He took that guy Tomoshibi
    Arajin to his place.
[07:52] Marito
    Huh.
[07:54] Jabashiri
    Are you going to recruit
    a guy who's in with Minato?
[07:57] Marito
    Then maybe I'll just recruit Matakara, too.
    He does seem pretty tough.
[08:07] Marito
    What a neat sound!
[08:09] Hagure
    Ryu-chan, are you okay?
[08:12] Jabashiri
    I'm the one who's gonna be
    your successor, Marito-kun.
[08:19] Student 1
    That's Tomoshibi Arajin.
[08:21] Student 2
    That shrimp took Jin Marito?
[08:23] Student 3
    I could take him on.
[08:25] Student 4
    No, me first!
[08:26] Senya
    You're so popular!
[08:27] Arajin
    Why would I want to be popular with guys?!
[08:30] Senya
    That guy made eye contact!
[08:31] Senya
    Let's get 'em! Let's take 'em out!
[08:33] Arajin
    Shut up!
[08:35] Arajin
    No, not you...
[08:37] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[08:40] Arajin
    Big... Brother?
SIGN    Minato Kai
[08:46] Matakara
    Excuse me.
[08:50] Zabu
    Matakara.
[08:52] Zabu
    I really don't think you should
    hang with that little punk.
[08:55] Zabu
    He's got a nasty monkey
    or something on his back.
[08:58] Matakara
    Come on, don't say it like that.
    What do you even mean?
[09:01] Komao
    Zabu can see things, you know.
[09:05] Matakara
    I'm actually thinking of asking
    Ara-chan to join Minato Kai.
[09:10] Zabu
    What?! That punk? There's no way
    Ken-san would allow that!
[09:13] Matakara
    Ken-san himself wants to meet him.
[09:16] Zabu
    Ken-san does?!
SIGN    Mi
[09:20] Zabu
    I don't get it. What do you see in that jerk?
[09:25] Arajin
    Ara-chan's fist was just like
    a real Honki Person's!
[09:30] Zabu
    Oh, come on. Why are you taking
    that old story seriously?
[09:35] Zabu
    It's just a fairy tale.
[09:40] Marito
    Matakara! You know what
    class Ara-teen is in?
[09:45] Matakara
    Do you have business with Ara-chan?
[09:48] Marito
    I'm going to recruit him for Siguma.
[09:55] Otomi
    And, well, he hadn't lost even once.
    His famous fight with Sasaki Kojiro
[10:01] Otomi
    became the subject of many works
    of popular entertainment.
[10:02] Senya
    I wanted to take you on!
[10:04] Senya
    Musashi!
[10:06] Arajin
    Shut the hell up!
[10:08] Arajin
    Uh, never mind.
[10:13] Otomi
    Okay, next page...
[10:18] Senya
    You still have a crush on that girl?
[10:20] Senya
    Even though she got her
    brother to beat you up?
[10:22] Arajin
    You're wrong! He was just testing
    his darling sister's boyfriend—
[10:26] Senya
    But you just took off when he showed up.
[10:28] Arajin
    M-My legs just moved on their own.
[10:30] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[10:36] Marito
    Hm? Whawhat?
[10:39] Mahoro
    I wish I could be with you
    all the time, Big Brother.
[10:42] Mahoro
    Instead of that creepy rock guy.
[10:45] Mahoro
    Are you even listening, Brother?
[10:47] Mahoro
    Jeez.
[10:49] Arajin
    Mahoro-chan!
[10:52] Arajin
    What a coincidence. I was only passing by
    and had no idea you'd be here!
[11:03] Yayako
    Smooch! It's Chu Chu Chinese Pepper Steak!
[11:06] Arajin
    Old hag.
[11:09] Arajin
    I'm really sorry about yesterday.
    After you even introduced me to your brother...
[11:14] Arajin
    I want to face off with him one
    more time to earn his respect.
[11:18] Arajin
    So I—
[11:18] Mahoro
    If you hurt my brother again, I'll kill you.
[11:24] Mahoro
    You can have this back.
[11:26] Arajin
    Um, but that's a love forever stone, so...
[11:35] Mahoro
    Aw, I guess the stone got all broken!
[11:40] Mahoro
    Big Brother, let's walk home together.
[11:48] Marito
    C'mere. Now.
[11:56] Mahoro
    Big Brother, I...
[12:01] Marito
    You feel it? Did you feel my love,
[12:05] Marito
    Ara-teen?
[12:10] Mahoro
    Ara-teen is dead meat.
[12:12] Arajin
    Love... for... ever.
[12:16] Arajin
    Love... for... ever.
[12:20] Senya
    Hey. Pull yourself together, man.
[12:24] Arajin
    Love... for... ever.
[12:29] Matakara
    Dear Brother, have you been well?
[12:33] Matakara
    Something wonderful happened to me recently.
[12:36] Matakara
    Ara-chan transferred into Ichizu High!
[12:40] Matakara
    I want to start training again with
    Ara-chan to become Honki People.
[12:45] Matakara
    There's only one month left
    until you come home.
[12:48] Matakara
    I'm really looking forward to that.
[12:51] Matakara
    From Matakara.
[12:52] Matakara
    There.
SIGN    From
    Matakara
[13:13] Senya
    Yukimura! I really wish...
[13:17] Senya
    I could've taken you on!
[13:22] Matakara
    Ara-chan. I have something to say.
[13:25] Matakara
    I want you to join Minato Kai.
[13:29] Matakara
    I saw you send Marito-kun flying
    with one punch, and it—
[13:33] Jabashiri
    Coming through.
[13:35] Matakara
    Jabashiri!
[13:37] Zabu
    What are you Siguma playboys doing here?
[13:40] Zabu
    Hey, you're the guy from yesterday!
[13:45] Komao
    Zabu!
[13:46] Arajin
    What, what? What is happening?
[13:48] Arajin
    Blow away! Blow away, storm!
[13:51] Matakara
    What do you think you're doing?
[13:53] Jabashiri
    Outta the way, Matakara.
    I've got business with the shrimp over there.
[13:57] Arajin
    The storm's right on top of me!
[13:59] Matakara
    With Ara-chan?
[14:01] Matakara
    Well, you might have to take up
    that "business" with me instead.
[14:03] Jabashiri
    Fine by me. I've been
    waiting to slaughter you.
[14:07] Jabashiri
    Step outside.
[14:12] Arajin
    Safe!
[14:14] Jabashiri
    Tomoshibi! I'm gonna take my time
    with you when I get back!
[14:18] Arajin
    No!
[14:30] Senya
    You idiot! What about the fight?!
[14:33] Arajin
    No way! I can't get mixed up in that!
[14:37] student
    Let's go, let's go!
[14:41] Senya
    And you call yourself a man?!
[14:43] Senya
    You're gonna run and
    leave your friend behind?
[14:51] Arajin
    M-My guts...
[14:53] Arajin
    are gonna blow!
[15:04] Matakara
    What flexibility!
[15:07] Matakara
    Let's see how you like this!
[15:45] Matakara
    I got one in!
[15:48] Jabashiri
    Now I've got you!
[15:59] Jabashiri
    Die!
[16:10] Arajin
    S-Stop! I said quit yanking it!
[16:23] Komao
    Yes!
[16:25] Hagure
    Are you okay?
[16:26] Senya
    All because you had to start
    dribbling shit everywhere! Damn it!
[16:33] Arajin
    Matakara?
[16:43] Matakara
    Ow!
[16:46] Matakara
    The guy's head is a rock.
    Still feels like I'm spinning.
[16:53] Arajin
    You're not half bad.
[16:59] Matakara
    It's nothing compared to you
    landing that punch on Marito-kun.
[17:06] Arajin
    All right, I'm going.
[17:11] Matakara
    Ara-chan! Join Minato Kai!
[17:14] Matakara
    I've gotten stronger.
[17:17] Matakara
    I think we really have a shot at
    becoming Honki People together now!
[17:24] Senya
    These guys were training
    to become Honki People?
[17:29] Arajin
    I told you I'm done with that.
[17:32] Matakara
    Come and meet our head, Ken-san.
[17:35] Matakara
    He's totally strong and
    a really respectable guy!
[17:38] Matakara
    He's fighting with Marito-kun for the top.
[17:42] Arajin
    With her brother? For the top?
SIGN    Mi
[17:50] Senya
    So you were training to
    become a Honki Person!
[17:54] Senya
    A real man should dream
    of taking the top, after all!
SIGN    Sincerity
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    Calm
SIGN    Spirit
SIGN    Ocean
[17:59] Arajin
    So how old is Ken-san?
[18:01] Matakara
    Well, he was held back three times, so...
[18:04] Arajin
    Wait, he's 21?!
[18:08] Arajin
    So he's an...
[18:11] Arajin
    old man?!
[18:17] Senya
    He so stronk!
[18:19] Matakara
    Ken-san, this is Tomoshibi Arajin.
[18:22] Matakara
    With Ara-chan in Minato, I'm sure—
[18:24] Arajin
    So, hey.
[18:26] Arajin
    I wanna go one round. With you.
[18:28] Matakara
    What?! Ara-chan?!
[18:30] Senya
    Well said! Go for the top, man! Bucchigiri!
[18:35] Arajin
    If I can beat an old guy who's on the
    same level as Mahoro-chan's brother,
[18:38] Arajin
    I won't have to hurt her brother
    to show her how strong I am!
[18:42] Arajin
    I'm, like, brilliant!
[18:49] Komao
    He's taking Ken-san on?
    Does he have a death wish?
[18:53] Matakara
    Please wait, Ken-san!
[18:56] Matakara
    Ara-chan, why?
[18:59] Arajin
    Let's do this, Senya.
[19:01] Senya
    So you've finally discovered your true wish!
[19:04] Arajin
    Yeah. My wish is...
[19:09] Arajin
    to lose my virginity!
[19:14] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
[19:31] Minato A
    Ken-san?!
[19:32] Minato I
    Ken-san!
[19:33] Matakara
    Incredible...
[19:36] Matakara
    Ara-chan really is the one!
[19:39] Arajin
    Done and done.
[19:40] Senya
    Is that the only thing in your head?!
[19:42] Arajin
    Nothing's more important
    than losing my virginity!
[19:46] Senya
    Sure there is! Like getting stronger!
[19:48] Senya
    Or getting stronger!
    Or even getting stronger!
[19:50] Arajin
    Your mind is stuck on that one thing?!
    What?! You're one to talk!
[19:55] Arajin
    And you're supposed to be my
    imaginary friend, you muscleheaded—
[19:58] Arajin & Senya
    Huh?
[20:05] Matakara
    Ara-chan?
SIGN    Spirit
[20:12] officer A
    Matakara!
[20:14] officer B
    What the hell have you done?
[20:17] Matakara
    I'm sorry.
[20:22] officer A
    He's raging!
[20:24] officer B
    No. He's laughing!
SIGN    I'M
SIGN    IN
    
    LOVE
[20:37] Matakara & officers
    What?!
[20:43] Arajin
    It still hurts.
[20:45] Senya
    Hey! Let's go another round with that guy!
[20:49] Arajin
    I ain't going anywhere!
[20:52] Arajin
    But I guess I won again.
[20:54] Arajin
    It's like I've got no limits.
[20:57] Senya
    Huh?
[20:58] Arajin
    Huh?
[20:58] Senya
    You lost, though.
[21:00] Arajin
    What? Seriously?
[21:01] Senya
    Seriously.
[21:02] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[21:10] Arajin
    Eh?
[21:11] Marito
    Bam!
[21:14] Marito
    I finally caught you!
[21:17] Marito
    That punch of yours, Ara-teen...
    I just can't forget it.
[21:21] Marito
    Join our team.
[21:22] Arajin
    Yes, but...
[21:24] Arajin
    If I enter your esteemed organization,
    I'm certain I would only be a burden.
[21:27] Arajin
    I mean, like, get real.
[21:28] Arajin
    May I use this occasion
    to respectfully decline—
[21:34] Arajin
    Please...
[21:35] Arajin
    join us...
[21:37] Arajin
    heart?
[21:41] Arajin
    Dear brother!
[21:43] Arajin
    I will join Siguma!
[21:45] Marito
    Yahooey!
[21:46] Matakara
    Ara-chan! Ken-san wants you to join Minato...
[21:50] Matakara
    Kai...
[21:52] Arajin
    Matakara...
[21:54] Marito
    Too bad! You missed your chance.
[21:58] Marito
    Ara-teen is mine now.
[22:05] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
[22:07] Senya
    What a party! They all want him!
[22:09] Senya
    Bucchigiri!
SIGN    Love at Fist Fight!
SIGN    The One and Only Quail in the World
[23:45] Matakara
    Bucchigi-you again next week!