E3 - Love at Fist Fight! The One and Only Quail in the World

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[00:01] Marito
    Too bad! You missed your chance.
[00:04] Marito
    Ara-teen is mine now.
[00:07] Zabu
    Shorty, you little punk!
    You joined Siguma? Jeez.
[00:12] Matakara
    Ara-chan, what's going on?
[00:15] Matakara
    Hold on a minute. Ara-chan,
     we were gonna become Honki People...
[00:19] Marito
    Like I said, he joined Siguma, man!
[00:23] Marito
    If you want him, come and take him by force.
[00:26] Marito
    Let's go, Ara-teen.
[00:35] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go!
    Siguma is on a roll! Bucchigiri!
[00:46] NG Boys 1
    How much do you have now?
[00:48] NG Boys 2
    A little over 20,000.
[00:49] NG Boys 1
    That's bad!
[00:50] NG Boys 1
    The Emperor knocked three teeth out
    of the last guy who didn't make quota.
[00:55] Akutaro
    That Jin Marito guy is the head of Siguma,
[00:58] Akutaro
    and he's trying to take on Doman Kenichiro,
    the old geezer in Minato Kai.
[01:03] Akutaro
    Find a way to make them settle it? Hmm...
[01:07] Akutaro
    That might be a good idea.
[01:11] NG Boys 1
    Who's the Emperor talking to?
SIGN    Ikki Union
SIGN    Minato Kai
SIGN    #03 Love at Fist Fight! The One and Only Quail in the World
[02:47] Hagure
    Minato Kai and Ikki Union
[02:49] Hagure
    long fought the deadliest, most famous
    battle for the top here at Ichizu High.
[02:55] Hagure
    Then the 43rd leader of
    Minato Kai, Doman Kenichiro,
[03:01] Hagure
    buried Ikki Union's boss with one blow.
[03:05] Hagure
    Right when Ikki Union's
    fate appeared to be sealed,
[03:09] Hagure
    one man appeared before Doman.
[03:12] Hagure
    It was Jin Marito!
SIGN    Ikki Union
[03:16] Hagure
    With Jin now the head of Ikki Union,
    the gang rebranded itself as Siguma Squad
[03:20] Hagure
    and immediately regained its former glory!
[03:24] Hagure
    So right now,
SIGN    Jin
    Marito
SIGN    Doman Kenichiro
SIGN    Minato
SIGN    Ikki
SIGN    head
[03:26] Hagure
    having wrestled our age-old
    enemy Minato to the ground,
[03:28] Hagure
    the time for Siguma to take
    the top is nearly upon us!
SIGN    Jin
    Marito
SIGN    Doman Kenichiro
SIGN    head
SIGN    Jin
    Marito
SIGN    Minato
SIGN    Doman Kenichiro
SIGN    Jin
    Marito
[03:35] Senya
    Now you're talking!
[03:36] Senya
    Heave-ho, it's fight time! Bucchigiri!
[03:40] Hagure
    Hey, are you listening?
[03:43] Arajin
    Y-Yeah...
[03:45] Arajin
    I joined Siguma for Mahoro-chan,
[03:49] Arajin
    and you think I'm gonna waste
    my youth fighting instead?
[03:53] Marito
    Ara-teen!
[03:55] Marito
    We're going out!
[03:57] Arajin
    I would love to!
[03:59] Marito
    Si-Si-Siguma's the strongest bunch!
[04:03] Marito
    Our fights all end in victory!
[04:06] Marito
    We'll kill you real good again today!
[04:07] Arajin
    Um, where are we going?
[04:09] Marito
    We never run short of opponents to put down!
[04:15] Marito
    Heyo, Outa. How's it looking?
[04:19] Marito
    Yep, be there in a jiffy.
[04:21] Jabashiri
    Better not let this go to your head, punk.
[04:25] Marito
    Sounds like everything is set. Let's-a go!
[04:29] Arajin
    But to where?
[04:30] Marito
    Your welcoming party! Where else?
[04:33] Marito
    We'll be spoiling you with debauchery, yo!
[04:37] Arajin
    D-Debauchery?!
SIGN    Debauchery
[04:43] Arajin
    Aw, man. But I'm the type that can
    only share my heart with one girl.
[04:51] Student A
    Please! Stop!
[04:53] NG Boys 3
    Shit! Only 1,000 yen?
[04:54] NG Boys 1
    Huh?!
[04:56] NG Boys 3
    We're screwed, man!
[04:57] Marito
    How so?
[04:58] NG Boys 3
    I told you, if we don't get another
    30,000 today, the Emperor will—
[05:04] Marito
    So you're ripping off kids
    from our school now?
[05:07] Marito
    You've got some balls.
[05:11] Arajin
    The guys who shook me down!
[05:15] Hagure
    Shook you down?
[05:16] Jabashiri
    Why the hell are the NG Boys here?
[05:20] Hagure
    I heard the guy who was exiled
    from Minato, Shindo Akutaro,
[05:23] Hagure
    just took over as their head.
[05:29] Arajin
    Those things could get someone killed!
[05:31] NG Boys 2
    We don't have a choice.
[05:34] NG Boys 2
    If we don't do it, the Emperor will do us!
[05:45] Marito
    Give Shindo a message for me:
[05:48] Marito
    Don't get too carried away, son.
[05:52] Arajin
    I-Insane.
[05:53] Senya
    He really is stronk!
[05:56] Jabashiri
    Yeah, for Marito-kun,
    that wasn't even a warm-up.
[06:00] Marito
    Don't need this, either.
[06:03] Marito
    All done!
[06:07] Hagure
    The NG guys never used to
    hassle people around here.
[06:11] Marito
    Si-Si-Siguma's the strongest bunch!
[06:14] Senya
    A-heave-ho!
[06:15] Marito
    We got 'em...
[06:17] Mahoro
    Hey, Big Brother?
[06:19] Mahoro
    I'm heading to Hama Bay. If you're
    done there, wanna come with?
[06:23] Mahoro
    Really? Then let's meet at the café.
[06:27] Phone message
    Your message has been recorded.
[06:39] Matakara
    Do you have a minute?
[06:44] Matakara
    I need to talk to you.
[06:47] Matakara
    You're the one who got
    Ara-chan into Siguma, right?
[06:53] Matakara
    Hey, wait!
[06:55] Mahoro
    Ow! What do you think you're doing?
[06:58] Matakara
    I'm sorry. But...
[07:01] Matakara
    I'm not letting go until you talk to me.
[07:07] Mahoro
    Let me go.
[07:08] Matakara
    What?
[07:09] Mahoro
    I said get your dirty hands the hell off me.
[07:14] Matakara
    Could you speak up a little?
[07:22] Mahoro
    You're gross! Blockhead!
SIGN    WELLEWCUM
[07:30] Marito
    This guy just joined Siguma.
SIGN    WELLEWCUM
SIGN    Nice You Beat To
[07:32] Marito
    It's Ara-teen!
[07:34] Arajin
    P-Pleased to meet you!
[07:36] Marito
    Just so you know, Ara-teen's
    got a really sick punch.
[07:43] Siguma guy
    He's cute.
[07:44] Senya
    Look, they're all hot for you!
[07:46] Arajin
    Shut up! And where are the girls?
[07:49] Marito
    Now, for our welcoming party tradition,
[07:53] Marito
    let's play Look That-a-Way!
[07:55] Siguma guys
    Yeah!
[07:57] Arajin
    You guys all school kids or something?
[07:59] Arajin
    I hope the girls show up soon!
[08:01] Marito
    The winner will get a one-year
    supply of Maji Kebabs!
SIGN    Honki
[08:10] Marito
    Okay, Ara-teen and I are the seeds.
[08:13] Marito
    Partner up with the guy next to you.
[08:15] Siguma guys
    Let's do this!
[08:16] Siguma guys
    Come on!
[08:17] Siguma guys
    I'm ready!
[08:18] Siguma guys
    Nice, nice!
[08:19] Marito
    Here we go!
[08:21] Marito
    Jan-ken-pon!
[08:24] Marito & Outa
    Turn that-a-way!
[08:28] Arajin
    Huh?!
[08:28] Senya
    Yeah!
[08:33] Senya
    Now I get it!
SIGN    Debauchery
[08:35] Senya
    It isn't "debauchery," it's "de punchery"!
SIGN    De Punchery
[08:40] Marito
    Okay, those of you who turned can sit.
[08:44] Marito
    You get the rules now?
[08:45] Marito
    It's just like normal "turn that-a-way."
[08:48] Arajin
    It looks totally different, though!
[08:51] Marito
    You just can't turn your head.
[08:54] Marito
    Simple, right?
[08:57] Arajin
    V-Very simple, yes.
[08:59] Marito
    Okay, next round!
[09:01] Marito
    Jan-ken-pon!
[09:04] Jabashiri
    Turn that-a-way!
[09:08] Marito
    Turn that-a...
[09:09] Siguma guys
    Way!
[09:11] Marito
    Turn that-a...
[09:12] Outa & Siguma guys
    Way!
[09:14] Marito
    Turn that-a...
[09:16] All
    Way!
[09:23] Marito
    Ready to give it a shot, Ara-teen?
[09:26] Arajin
    Oh, no, no! I'm happy to just observe!
[09:30] Marito
    There you go again.
[09:31] Marito
    Don't you want to show off
    that sick punch of yours?
[09:36] Senya
    Heave-ho, showoff! Bucchigiri!
[09:39] Marito
    I'll catch you in the final round.
[09:43] Arajin
    Hey! Let's merge!
[09:44] Senya
    Huh?
[09:45] Arajin
    Come on, hurry up!
[09:48] Senya
    I wanna do it with you.
    I really wanna do it.
[09:53] Senya
    But y'know, if you win thanks to my help,
[09:56] Senya
    will you still be satisfied?
[09:58] Arajin
    That isn't the problem here!
[10:00] Jabashiri
    I finally get my shot at you.
[10:05] Outa
    I'm going first.
[10:06] Jabashiri
    Of course.
[10:08] Senya
    Aw, come on.
[10:11] Outa
    I'm Tahide Outa. Good to meet you.
[10:15] Siguma guy A
    Outa-kun first? The leader
    of the Special Attack Unit?
[10:18] Siguma guy I
    That kid sure is unlucky.
[10:20] Arajin
    Is this the end of me?
[10:22] Arajin
    I never should have joined Siguma!
[10:26] Arajin
    I don't wanna! I'm gonna die!
[10:29] Arajin
    Help me!
[10:32] Senya
    All right, then.
[10:33] Arajin
    You mean it, right?
[10:35] Outa
    What are you mumbling about?
[10:37] Arajin
    N-Nothing. A pleasure.
[10:40] Hagure
    I, Hagure Tatsuto, will serve as referee.
[10:44] Arajin
    If I don't win at janken, I'll be killed!
[10:49] Hagure
    The semi-semifinal round.
[10:52] Hagure
    Players, face off.
[10:56] Hagure
    Fight!
[10:57] Marito
    Jan-ken-pon!
[10:59] Marito
    Now break the tie!
[11:03] Arajin
    I'm counting on you, Senya!
[11:05] Senya
    Let's-a heave-ho!
[11:07] Outa & all
    Turn that-a...
[11:09] Arajin
    No! I can't, I can't, I can't do it!
[11:13] Senya
    Bring it on!
[11:20] Siguma 1
    Wh-What kind of skull has he got?!
[11:22] Siguma 2
    This is the first time anyone other than
    Marito-kun has taken Outa-kun's punch!
[11:26] Siguma 3
    No wonder Marito-kun vouched for him!
[11:30] Hagure
    The force of Tahide Outa's punch
    can even smash concrete!
[11:35] Hagure
    But Tomoshibi Arajin's skull
    is strong enough to take that?!
[11:40] Hagure
    Winner: Tomoshibi Arajin!
[11:43] Senya
    Heave-ho, here we go! Bucchigiri!
[11:46] Marito
    As expected, Ara-teen! So cool!
[11:50] Marito
    But what a letdown, Outa.
[11:52] Outa
    Shut up.
[11:53] Hagure
    Outa-kun?
[11:55] Outa
    Toilet.
[12:01] Jabashiri
    I've been waiting for this chance.
[12:06] Arajin
    I can't take it! My skull can't take it!
[12:10] Hagure
    Semifinal round.
[12:14] Hagure
    Players, face off.
[12:19] Hagure
    Fight!
[12:20] Arajin & Jabashiri
    Jan-ken-pon!
[12:23] Jabashiri
    Shit!
[12:25] Arajin
    All right!
[12:27] Arajin
    I'll throw a light punch so I lose.
[12:30] Arajin
    Turn that-a...
[12:33] Jabashiri
    This kid's punch is a joke!
[12:37] Jabashiri
    Wh-What... is with this kid?
[12:41] Jabashiri
    What the hell is he looking at?
[12:45] HS Girl 1
    I'm like, seriously?
[12:47] HS Girl 2
    Oh my God.
[12:50] Arajin & Jabashiri
    Huh?
[12:51] Hagure
    Th-That technique is
[12:53] Hagure
    one of the Seven Deadly Blows
    passed down from Cangzhou in China!
[12:57] Hagure
    Wu Long Pan Da!
SIGN    Pan Da
SIGN    Wu Long
[13:01] Hagure
    When you release all the energy in your body,
     the attack uses centrifugal force
[13:05] Hagure
    to strike sharply with all of
    the momentum of a heavy whip!
[13:08] Hagure
    Winner: Tomoshibi Arajin!
[13:13] Marito
    Nice one, Ara-teen!
[13:19] Marito
    I got so tired of waiting!
[13:21] Senya
    The supreme leader arrives!
    Let's-a heave-ho!
[13:25] Arajin
    Shut up!
[13:26] Marito
    What?
[13:27] Arajin
    No, I didn't mean you!
[13:29] Marito
    I don't think anyone has ever
    told me to shut up before.
[13:36] Hagure
    Players, step forward.
[13:41] Arajin
    I'm dead. I'm totally dead.
[13:44] Arajin
    He's gonna crush my skull!
[13:47] Senya
    Show him what you're made of!
[13:49] Senya
    Don't cower inside your feelings!
[13:52] Hagure
    Final round.
[13:53] Hagure
    Players, face off.
[13:57] Marito
    The reason I like you, Ara-teen,
[14:01] Marito
    is because I could really feel it then.
[14:05] Marito
    I felt your Honki!
[14:10] Hagure
    Fight!
[14:12] Marito
    Jan...
[14:14] Marito
    ken...
[14:22] Hagure
    Break, break!
[14:23] Hagure
    Toilet!
[14:25] Arajin
    It's gonna blow!
[14:35] Hagure
    Outa-kun!
[14:36] Jabashiri
    Outa-kun!
[14:41] Samaru
    Isn't the car here yet?
[14:42] Siguma B
    We're calling one now!
[14:44] Jabashiri
    Who did this?! Show your damn face!
SIGN    Minato Kai
[14:47] Hagure
    Marito-kun, they found this next to him.
[14:50] Samaru
    That's from Minato!
[14:51] Jabashiri
    Let's raid them, Marito-kun!
[14:54] Marito
    This kind of shit tactic
    isn't Kenichiro's style.
[14:58] Jabashiri
    But we know somebody from Minato did i—
[15:01] Marito
    You're saying one of those
    randos did this to Outa?
[15:06] Marito
    Huh?
[15:09] Jabashiri
    Apologies.
[15:13] Arajin
    I'm not really seeing the whole picture here.
[15:18] Hagure
    After Marito-kun and Outa-kun
    met in middle school,
[15:22] Hagure
    they started calling themselves the
    God Kings and always fought side-by-side.
[15:25] Hagure
    They're war buddies.
[15:27] Hagure
    The only person in Honki City
    who can defeat Outa-kun is Doman.
[15:32] Hagure
    But Marito-kun knows better than anyone that
    Doman wouldn't pull shady stuff like that.
SIGN    Honki City Station
SIGN    To Isesaki City
SIGN    Honnoge
[15:38] Hagure
    So does he avenge his comrade,
[15:40] Hagure
    or does he trust his
    arch rival to act like a man?
[15:44] Senya
    Sounds like a pretty tight friendship.
[15:46] Senya
    Right?
[15:48] Arajin
    Who cares?
[15:54] Arajin
    Ugh, my skull hurts.
[15:57] Mahoro
    Arajin-kun.
[15:58] Arajin
    M-Mahoro-chan?
[16:02] Arajin
    Why?
[16:04] Mahoro
    Thanks for joining Siguma for me.
[16:11] Mahoro
    What's wrong?
[16:13] Mahoro
    Weren't you just at your welcoming party?
[16:15] Arajin
    Yeah, well...
[16:17] Arajin
    My head got smacked real bad,
[16:21] Arajin
    and nobody warned me about that,
[16:24] Arajin
    so I'm thinking maybe I should
    quit Siguma, you know?
[16:33] Mahoro
    Things haven't even gotten started yet.
[16:36] Mahoro
    I'm sure my brother is going to ask you
    to take over for him in Siguma.
[16:42] Mahoro
    Please, Arajin-kun,
[16:44] Mahoro
    do it for me. Defeat my brother!
[16:47] Arajin
    Huh?
[16:51] Mahoro
    Pow.
[16:55] Senya
    What's up? Something happen?
[16:57] Arajin
    Yeah! I'm goin' for it!
SIGN    Chu~ Chu~
    Chinese Restaurant
[17:01] Yayako
    How far did you get with that girl?
    Did you kiss her? Hey!
[17:06] Mahoro
    Good chance that guy will fall in line.
[17:09] Mahoro
    Then, when Big Brother graduates from Siguma,
[17:12] Mahoro
    I'll have him all to myself!
[17:23] Senya
    Whatcha doin' now?
[17:26] Arajin
    So how can we...
[17:28] Arajin
    get our...
[17:30] Arajin
    merge rate up?
[17:31] Senya
    Wh-What was that? What did you just say?
[17:36] Arajin
    I've got to become Marito-san's successor.
[17:40] Arajin
    So it looks like
[17:42] Arajin
    we gotta merge, one way or another.
[17:44] Senya
    You're turning into such a fine man!
[17:49] Senya
    This makes me so happy!
[17:51] Yayako
    Merge? With that girl?
[18:08] Arajin
    Is this really improving our merge rate?
[18:13] Senya
    The important thing is that we harmonize.
[18:15] Senya
    Come on, one more time.
[18:19] Arajin
    What the hell do you mean, "harmonize"?
[18:24] Arajin
    Why do you even want to
    merge in the first place?
[18:27] Senya
    Th-That's what I've been telling you!
[18:30] Senya
    Men have a natural instinct to merge.
[18:33] Arajin
    Oh, that's right. Let's do it, Senya.
[18:37] Senya
    Oh, yeah!
[18:43] Shitate
    Hilarious!
[18:46] Amichi
    What do you think you're looking at? Huh?
[18:48] Hagure
    Let's go, Ryu-chan.
    It'll be trouble if we take them now.
[18:52] Shitate
    First-years from Siguma, huh?
[18:55] Amichi
    You just gonna run away, you spineless punks?
[18:59] Hagure
    Wait! Ryu-chan!
[19:02] Jabashiri
    Who the hell is running?
[19:04] Amichi
    You are! Huh?!
[19:05] Jabashiri
    After you ambushed Outa-kun!
[19:08] Amichi
    Huh? What are you talking—
[19:09] Jabashiri
    Quit acting dumb!
[19:12] Hagure
    Ryu-chan!
[19:14] Hagure
    Ryu-chan, let's go!
[19:16] Jabashiri
    This ain't over yet!
[19:18] Jabashiri
    I swear I'll get vengeance for Outa-kun!
[19:23] Amichi
    That asshole.
[19:40] Zabu
    The pitcher winds up
    and throws the first ball!
[19:44] Komao
    Sup... sock... zam!
[19:48] Komao
    The pitcher killer!
[19:51] P.E. Teacher
    Okay, find a partner and stretch.
[19:53] Arajin
    Huh? Uh...
[19:55] Matakara
    Let's pair up.
[19:56] Arajin
    Yeah... Huh?!
[20:00] Matakara
    It's been a while, right?
[20:04] Arajin
    What has?
[20:05] Matakara
    We always used to be partners
    in elementary school.
[20:11] Arajin
    I don't even remember.
[20:15] P.E. Teacher
    Switch sides.
[20:21] Matakara
    You good?
[20:23] Arajin
    Of... course I am!
[20:27] Matakara
    What did Jin-san say to you?
[20:29] Arajin
    Y-You're asking that now?
[20:31] Matakara
    Even if she asked you to,
    there's no reason to join Siguma.
[20:36] Arajin
    Sh-She said... I have to...
    become Marito-san's successor!
[20:45] Matakara
    Ara-chan?
[20:46] Minato Kai officer B
    Matakara! Siguma got Shitate and Amichi!
[20:56] Komao
    Damn it! They tied them
    up tight in these fundoshi!
[21:00] Zabu
    Nobody but Siguma would put
    them in something like that.
[21:03] Zabu
    They won't get away with this!
[21:12] Siguma A
    Minato?!
[21:15] Siguma A
    What the hell are you doing?
[21:17] Komao
    You're the ones who started this!
[21:20] Komao
    Eat this!
[21:22] Komao
    Yeah?
[21:23] Siguma A
    You piece of shit!
[21:24] Komao
    Hah?
[21:27] Jabashiri
    Those Minato scum.
[21:29] Jabashiri
    I can't take this anymore.
SIGN    You're next
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Mi
[21:42] Matakara
    We at least got them to a hospital.
[21:46] Matakara
    They had broken ribs.
[21:48] Zabu
    And they were completely humiliated.
SIGN    Ocean
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    Spirit
SIGN    Sincerity
[21:56] Zabu
    What the hell are you doing?
[21:57] Matakara
    What business do you have here?
[22:00] Marito
    I've got a debt to repay.
[22:03] Marito
    Show your face, Kenichiro!
SIGN    Stop the War!
SIGN    Sometimes You Gotta Eat Goya Chanpuru
[23:45] Marito
    Bucchigi-you again next week!