# E7 - Group Date?! The Sea, Maji Croquette, and I!
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**[00:04] Senya**
You've finally started to
show your inner Honki!
**[00:09] Arajin**
Well, I am the only one fit to
take over after Marito-san...
**[00:13] Arajin**
and capture Mahoro-chan's heart.
**[00:17] Arajin**
Huh? She isn't here today?
**[00:20] Komao**
Ara-pyon!
**[00:22] Komao**
Mon...
**[00:24] Komao**
gory!
**[00:25] Komao**
You were so awesome with that virgin punch!
**[00:28] Komao**
You totally blew my mind!
**[00:29] Komao**
You gotta take me on, too!
**[00:31] Arajin**
Not a chance!
**[00:32] Komao**
Aw, come on, man!
**[00:32] Arajin**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[00:34] Matakara**
Ara-chan.
**[00:35] Matakara**
I need to talk to you about something.
**[00:37] Arajin**
Hard pass. I gotta go find
Mahoro-chan. I'm too busy.
**[00:41] Matakara**
If you mean Jin-san, she's been at the
hospital watching over Marito-kun.
**[00:48] Arajin**
Vroom!
**[00:49] Matakara**
Hey, wait up!
***SIGN*** #07 Group Date?! The Sea, Maji Croquette, and I!
**[02:22] Employee**
Thank you very much.
**[02:28] Matakara**
Listen, Ara-chan.
**[02:30] Arajin**
Hmm?
**[02:31] Matakara**
Do you remember my big brother?
**[02:33] Arajin**
Yeah, you mean Mitsukuni? Sure I do.
**[02:37] Arajin**
How is he?
**[02:39] Matakara**
Actually, he's in juvie right now.
**[02:42] Arajin**
Huh? Juvie?
**[02:45] Matakara**
Two years ago,
**[02:48] Matakara**
he beat up a cop who was
forcing his buddies to sell drugs.
**[02:55] Matakara**
When he said goodbye, he told me something.
**[03:01] Matakara**
"Keep working at becoming a Honki Person.
I know you've got what it takes."
**[03:08] Matakara**
Those words have kept me going all this time.
**[03:15] Arajin**
I guess you've been through a lot, too.
**[03:19] Matakara**
Anyway, my brother's coming home next week.
**[03:24] Arajin**
Oh, yeah? That's great.
**[03:26] Matakara**
Yeah!
**[03:29] Mahoro**
Big Brother, are you okay? Does it hurt?
**[03:32] Mahoro**
I made you lunch!
**[03:37] Mahoro**
If you eat this, it'll fix you right up!
**[03:40] Mahoro**
Open wide.
**[03:54] Arajin**
A-A-Arajin's the strongest one!
**[03:57] Senya**
Heave-ho!
**[03:58] Arajin**
All of the girls go head over heels for him...
**[04:01] Senya**
Heave ahoy!
**[04:02] Mahoro**
They fall so hard they can't
stand it, like Mahoro-chan!
***SIGN*** Jin Marito
**[04:05] Marito**
Ara-teen!
**[04:08] Arajin**
H-Hello...
**[04:09] Arajin**
Wow, Mahoro-chan? What a coincidence!
**[04:15] Marito**
Why'd that creepy rock guy have to show up?
**[04:18] Arajin**
M-Mahoro-chan, if you keep
looking at me like that, I'll just...
**[04:22] Marito**
What took you so long, Ara-teen?
**[04:24] Arajin**
So how are you feeling?
**[04:26] Marito**
I've had it! If I stay here,
I'm gonna start going crazy!
**[04:31] Arajin**
I thought you already were, though.
**[04:34] Arajin & Marito**
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
**[04:38] Mahoro**
Would you please leave? My brother
can't have visitors who aren't family.
**[04:42] Arajin**
Oh, I guess you're right.
**[04:44] Marito**
Mahoro.
**[04:45] Mahoro**
What is it, Big Brother?
**[04:47] Marito**
Leave.
**[04:57] Arajin**
Mahoro-chan! Wait!
**[05:06] Mahoro**
Beating some rando
doesn't make you the shit.
**[05:19] Arajin**
Squee! Mahoro-chan just wall-slammed me!
**[05:33] Marito**
So, Ara-teen, I hear you put on quite a show.
**[05:36] Arajin**
Oh, it was nothing special.
**[05:37] Arajin**
But, dear brother, please leave
Siguma and Mahoro-chan to me.
**[05:41] Marito**
Wanna go on a group date?
**[05:44] Arajin**
What... was that?
**[05:48] Marito**
You like group dates, right?
**[05:52] Arajin**
They're my most favorite thing ever!
**[05:55] Arajin**
What?! Minato's coming, too?!
**[05:58] Arajin**
That means Matakara's gonna be there.
**[06:01] Arajin**
I always end up on the sidelines when
he's around. Kinda cramps my style.
**[06:06] Arajin**
Why'd you have to invite them, anyway?
**[06:09] Hagure**
Why would we want to
do it just by ourselves?
**[06:12] Arajin**
*But... why wouldn't we?*
**[06:14] Hagure**
Arajin-kun, you're gonna be super popular
now that you've beaten Shindo!
**[06:18] Arajin**
Super popular?!
**[06:20] Hagure**
Let's let loose on the beach!
**[06:21] Arajin**
Does that mean swimsuits?!
**[06:23] Hagure**
Yes.
**[06:24] Arajin**
And Mahoro-chan, too?!
**[06:25] Hagure**
Yes!
**[06:28] Arajin**
*In white? Yeah, definitely in white!*
**[06:30] Hagure**
You might even see something
better than a swimsuit.
**[06:38] Hagure**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Aabar Bath
**[06:43] Komao**
Group date!
**[06:46] Komao**
Group date! Group date! Group date date!
**[06:50] Matakara**
This is gonna be fun!
A group date with Ara-chan.
**[06:53] Komao**
Yeah, I've never seen anyone
throw a punch like that!
**[06:57] Matakara**
Yeah.
**[06:58] Matakara**
It really was just like he was a Honki Person.
**[07:03] Matakara**
Zabu?
**[07:05] Matakara**
You okay? Lightheaded?
**[07:07] Komao**
Group date date!
**[07:10] Zabu**
I'm not in the mood, man.
**[07:12] Komao**
Huh?
**[07:13] Zabu**
I mean, I wasn't able to do anything before.
**[07:17] Zabu**
Now I feel like I owe that guy something.
**[07:23] Matakara**
I doubt that's how Ara-chan sees it, though.
**[07:26] Matakara**
Besides, you saved me, remember?
**[07:42] Arajin**
Yo, would you check out these muscles?
**[07:44] Arajin**
I'm gonna rock tomorrow's group date!
**[07:46] Senya**
Where, though?
**[07:46] Arajin**
Right here! Here!
**[07:49] Yayako**
It's like a little preserved egg!
**[07:50] Yayako**
Squishy, squishy!
**[07:52] [SONG] text**
Train
Properly,
***SIGN*** Enchant Them
with Muscle.
***SIGN*** The Body They Want
**[07:52] Arajin**
Shut up! It's as hard as chow mein!
**[07:58] Arajin**
Hey, Senya.
**[08:03] Arajin**
I don't know, but I feel like
I'm more of a man now.
**[08:08] Senya**
Yeah. The punch you knocked Akutaro
out with was something to see.
**[08:16] Arajin**
I guess I've got to go.
**[08:18] Senya**
Yeah! Let's take it as far as we can!
**[08:21] Arajin**
All right. Then I'm going!
**[08:25] Arajin**
To play beach volleyball,
**[08:28] Arajin**
play tag in the surf,
**[08:31] Arajin**
get into the perfect mood,
**[08:35] Arajin**
and ki—
**[08:37] Arajin**
ki—
**[08:38] Arajin**
ki—
**[08:40] Arajin**
Eee! I might just leave
my virginity at the beach!
**[08:43] Senya**
Ya moron.
**[08:49] Arajin**
I'm late! I'm late!
**[08:52] Arajin**
Here I come!
**[08:56] Momotari**
Welcome in!
**[08:58] Momotari**
Same today?
**[09:03] Otomi**
Pu'er-chan, please.
**[09:04] Momotari**
Okay! Jasmi—
**[09:07] Momotari**
Huh?
**[09:08] Otomi**
Um, p-pleased to meet you.
**[09:11] Otomi**
Actually, I... can't get the
last girl out of my head.
**[09:15] Otomi**
What? Pu'er-chan? You're just suddenly gonna...
**[09:24] Arajin**
I have come to search for a small miracle.
**[09:27] Arajin**
My name is Tomoshibi Arajin!
**[09:32] Arajin**
Huh?
**[09:36] Arajin**
Um, is this where the group date is?
***SIGN*** Group Combat Date
**[09:43] Arajin**
Group... combat date?
**[09:46] Arajin & Senya**
Huh?!
**[09:48] Hagure**
I am pleased to announce
that the Siguma Squad
**[09:52] Hagure**
and Minato Kai group date has now begun!
**[09:56] all**
Yeah!
**[09:59] Arajin & Senya**
What?!
**[10:01] Hagure**
In the yellow corner, the gentle tyrant...
**[10:05] Hagure**
Tahide Outa!
**[10:09] Hagure**
In the blue corner, the silent messiah...
**[10:14] Hagure**
Doman Kenichiro!
**[10:18] Arajin**
Is this the... group date?
**[10:20] Senya**
Heave-ho!
**[10:21] Hagure**
Fight!
**[10:23] Hagure**
The fight has begun!
Oh, they're already grappling!
**[10:27] Hagure**
Into a headlock!
He's squeezing him like a vise!
**[10:31] Hagure**
Oh, he's picked him up! A backdrop!
**[10:34] Jabashiri**
Outa-kun, get him!
**[10:35] Hagure**
He was stuck in a headlock
but managed to pull out!
**[10:38] Hagure**
What's this? Kenichiro's in a
headstand and isn't even moving!
**[10:44] Hagure**
He's jumped up again! And he pulled it off!
**[10:47] Hagure**
The Messiah's Ascending Clothesline!
**[10:49] Minato guys**
Ken-san!
**[10:50] Siguma guys**
Outa-kun!
**[10:51] Hagure**
That was overpowering! But Outa can take it!
**[10:51] Siguma guys**
Stand up!
**[10:55] Hagure**
He flat-out refused to ascend!
**[10:57] Hagure**
Oh, boy! Kenichiro has the face of a demon!
**[11:00] Hagure**
This could be extremely dangerous!
Is he going to finish it like this?
**[11:05] Hagure**
Huh? Oh, something's wrong with Kenichiro.
**[11:09] Zabu**
Ken-san?!
**[11:09] Hagure**
What could have happened?
**[11:14] Hagure**
Kenichiro has thrown out his back!
**[11:16] Hagure**
Doctor!
**[11:18] all**
Seriously?
**[11:19] all**
Oh, come on.
**[11:21] Marito**
Huh?
**[11:22] Hagure**
The winner is Tahide Outa!
**[11:27] Hagure**
Doctor! Here, too!
**[11:29] Doctor Matsunaka**
How many fingers you see, sonny?
**[11:30] Hagure**
That living fossil from the health room,
**[11:31] Hagure**
Doctor Matsunaka,
is performing medical checks.
**[11:32] Outa**
A whole lot.
**[11:35] Marito**
Now I'm all hyped up, though!
**[11:35] Jabashiri**
H-Hey! Whoa, Marito-kun! Calm down!
**[11:38] Zabu**
Hey.
**[11:39] Arajin**
Huh? Zabu... san?
**[11:41] Zabu**
Lame.
**[11:42] Zabu**
I'm gonna go hard.
**[11:44] Zabu**
To pay back what I owe you.
**[11:46] Arajin**
Huh? I ain't fighting nobody.
***SIGN*** Minato Kai
Doman Kenichiro
Asamine Matakara
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 180 0 180 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Siguma Squad
Jin Ma
Tahide Ou
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 180 0 180 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Tomoshibi
Arajin
**[11:51] Arajin**
Huh?!
**[11:54] Arajin**
Now, the image of...
Mahoro-chan in a white bikini...
**[11:59] Arajin**
is all I have left.
**[12:06] Arajin**
It's black.
**[12:13] Siguma C**
Ow, ow, ow! I give up! Give up!
**[12:17] Komao**
Yes!
**[12:17] Hagure**
The winner is Sakigake Komao!
**[12:21] Komao**
So who's next? Huh?
**[12:25] Marito**
Little ol' me!
**[12:27] Mahoro**
Big Brother!
**[12:29] Mahoro**
You're so cool! Look this way!
**[12:31] Marito**
Drag him out here.
**[12:31] Mahoro**
And your costume? Way too perfect!
**[12:34] Hagure**
Palm strike!
**[12:35] Zabu**
Komao!
**[12:38] Hagure**
The winner is Jin Marito!
**[12:42] Mahoro**
Big Brother, you're a god!
**[12:44] Mahoro**
You're too godly! Too cool!
**[12:46] Doctor Matsunaka**
How many?
**[12:46] Hagure**
We will now have a short intermission.
**[12:47] Komao**
A bunch.
**[12:48] Zabu**
Komao!
**[12:49] Hagure**
We'll start the next fight right away,
**[12:51] Hagure**
so please wash your hands and eat lunch
now while you have the chance.
**[12:53] Marito**
I'm so hungry.
**[12:55] Hagure**
There is food available outside the venue.
**[12:56] Arajin**
Wait right here!
**[12:57] Mob A**
For five.
**[12:58] Mob B**
Hey, we were first!
**[13:00] Mob C**
Hurry up!
***SIGN*** Delicious
***SIGN*** Soba
**[13:01] NG 2**
C-Coming right up!
**[13:03] Akutaro**
Damn it! How dare they treat me
like some kind of yakisoba machine?
**[13:08] Akutaro**
Hey, you listening?
**[13:10] Ichiya**
Put up with it for now.
**[13:12] Akutaro**
But...
**[13:13] Arajin**
Two servings, please!
**[13:17] Arajin**
Shindo-san...
**[13:23] Arajin**
By the way, you said the name "Senya"
before. Where did you hear that?
**[13:28] Akutaro**
Who knows?
**[13:33] Akutaro**
Why don't you ask him yourself?
**[13:38] Senya**
It's gonna start again.
**[13:41] Arajin**
Quit pulling me!
**[13:48] Komao**
One! Two! Three!
**[13:51] Komao**
It's over! The winner is Matakara!
**[13:53] Senya**
Heave-ho, here we go!
**[13:55] Hagure**
So far, he's taken seven people out!
**[13:59] Komao**
You're next, Zabu.
Go show him you're the man!
**[14:03] Zabu**
Hell yeah.
**[14:04] Zabu**
All my frustration from before...
**[14:06] Zabu**
I'm taking it out on you!
**[14:13] Komao**
Zabu! Don't die!
**[14:15] Marito**
Hey!
**[14:18] Marito**
Boom!
**[14:19] Marito**
Yay!
**[14:20] Hagure**
The winner is Jin Marito!
**[14:23] Arajin & Siguma guys**
*I'm so glad I'm in Siguma.*
**[14:26] Arajin**
Huh? Is Matakara the only one
left on the Minato side?
**[14:31] Arajin**
I won't have to fight after all!
**[14:34] Arajin**
Yes!
**[14:36] Marito**
It just doesn't feel like enough yet.
**[14:40] Matakara**
I'll make sure you don't regret it!
**[14:44] Marito**
Oh, I just had a great idea!
**[14:47] Marito**
I'll let Ara-teen fight on your side!
**[14:50] Arajin & Senya**
Eh?
**[14:51] Marito**
Me and Jaba-chan versus Ara-teen
and Matakara. Tag team, okay?
**[14:55] Arajin**
No, no, we couldn't possibly do that!
**[14:58] Arajin**
Right, Matakara?
**[15:00] Matakara**
I'm actually... fine with it.
**[15:03] Marito**
Then it's settled!
**[15:05] Arajin**
No! This is the worst thing
that could happen!
**[15:08] Arajin**
Hey! Let's merge! Right?
**[15:11] Senya**
I do want to merge. I want to merge so bad.
**[15:16] Senya**
But you know, even more than that...
**[15:20] Senya**
I wanna see your rock-hard Honki in action!
**[15:23] Arajin**
This isn't the time for—
**[15:24] Matakara**
Ara-chan!
**[15:29] Matakara**
Let's do our best, okay?
**[15:34] Hagure**
And now, the final match.
**[15:37] Hagure**
Sudden death, no time limit.
It's about to begin!
**[15:40] Hagure**
In the blue corner,
**[15:42] Hagure**
the giant type,
**[15:44] Hagure**
Asamine Matakara!
**[15:48] Hagure**
And the one-hit, one-kill agape boy,
**[15:51] Hagure**
Tomoshibi Arajin!
**[15:56] Hagure**
In the yellow corner,
**[15:58] Hagure**
the rebellious and hard-headed
**[16:00] Hagure**
Jabashiri Nagare!
**[16:04] Hagure**
And that frenzied supernova,
**[16:07] Hagure**
Jin Marito!
**[16:11] Mahoro**
Beat them up, Big Brother!
**[16:14] Arajin**
I'll let you kick things off, Matakara.
**[16:16] Matakara**
Okay!
**[16:16] Hagure**
Fighters, step forward.
**[16:17] Arajin**
*There's no way I'm gonna tag in.*
**[16:20] Hagure**
Ready, fight!
***SIGN*** Might
**[16:23] Hagure**
They're closing in...
**[16:24] Hagure**
They're grappling!
**[16:26] Jabashiri**
Now I'm gonna repay you for before!
**[16:30] Hagure**
Jabashiri is pushing him back!
**[16:32] Hagure**
Ah! A throat thrust! And now
he's thrown him onto the rope!
**[16:35] Hagure**
Something is coming!
**[16:37] Hagure**
A head rocket! But he got right back up!
**[16:40] Hagure**
Ah! A jumping knee right into
the face! But he's up again!
**[16:44] Hagure**
Drop kicks! And they're both hit!
**[16:47] Hagure**
It's a battle of wills!
**[16:49] Senya**
That's it! Get him! Show us your Honki!
**[16:51] Arajin**
Go, Matakara! Finish him off!
**[16:53] Mahoro**
Tag in! Tag in!
**[16:54] Mahoro**
Switch with him! Show your stuff, Big Brother!
**[16:59] Arajin**
Matakara! Tag me!
**[17:03] Matakara**
Ara-chan!
**[17:06] Arajin**
*I'll show her what I've got!*
**[17:08] Jabashiri**
You little piece of shit.
**[17:10] Jabashiri**
Who the hell do you think you are?
**[17:11] Marito**
Jaba! Tag me!
**[17:14] Jabashiri**
No, please, let me handle—
**[17:17] Marito**
Jaba-chan...
**[17:20] Jabashiri**
S-Sure.
**[17:22] Marito**
Come to me, Ara-teen.
**[17:26] Arajin**
Oh, ouch! Ow, ow, ow!
**[17:30] Matakara**
What's wrong?
**[17:31] Arajin**
I think I got a leg cramp. Ow...
**[17:34] Matakara**
It's okay. I'll go instead.
**[17:36] Hagure**
Having trouble?
**[17:37] Marito**
Boo.
**[17:38] Arajin**
* If I try to show off now,*
* I'll just get killed.*
**[17:41] Arajin**
*I'll just let Matakara handle the rest.*
**[17:49] Hagure**
He's fallen! One! Two! Th—
**[17:53] Hagure**
Safe! Two-count! Two-count!
**[17:59] Zabu**
Give up! Don't stand up!
**[18:01] Komao**
You'll be killed, Matakara!
**[18:04] Marito**
Huh. I didn't think you'd try so hard.
**[18:07] Matakara**
I told you, didn't I?
**[18:09] Matakara**
That I won't let you regret it!
**[18:12] Hagure**
There it is! Marito's killer move,
the King Cobra Twist!
**[18:16] Hagure**
Matakara is enduring it!
**[18:18] Marito**
Ara-teen, you good?
**[18:20] Marito**
If you don't tag in,
your little doggie is gonna die.
**[18:24] Arajin**
*Give up, Matakara!*
**[18:27] Arajin**
*This is for fun! The fight doesn't even matter!*
**[18:36] Hagure**
He broke his way out! Is his shoulder okay?
**[18:37] Arajin**
Matakara!
**[18:39] Hagure**
Ooh! An elbow! He's letting him have it!
**[18:46] Hagure**
What determination!
**[18:48] Hagure**
Even with his shoulder injured, Matakara
counterattacked with a rolling sabat!
**[18:51] Hagure**
However, it didn't—
**[18:55] Hagure**
It did hit him!
**[18:57] Senya**
Nice job!
**[18:57] Hagure**
Who could have expected this development?
**[18:58] Minato guys**
All right!
**[19:00] Hagure**
This is unprecedented! This is huge!
**[19:13] Marito**
Bye-cha!
**[19:16] Arajin**
Hey! It's a spicy Maji Kebab!
**[19:27] Marito**
Ara-teen!
**[19:32] Arajin**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[19:36] Hagure**
Marito! No, no, no!
**[19:43] Marito**
A spicy Maji Kebab? Where?
**[19:55] Matakara**
I'm your opponent!
**[19:58] Jabashiri**
No, you're mine!
**[19:59] Arajin**
You're gonna rip me apart!
**[20:01] Marito**
Ara-teen! Where's the Maji Kebab, Ara-teen?!
**[20:02] Marito**
You'll rip me apart!
**[20:06] Jabashiri**
Yeah!
**[20:16] Marito**
Maji Kebab!
**[20:17] Matakara**
Ara-chan!
**[20:19] Matakara**
We're the ones
**[20:22] Matakara**
winning today!
**[20:24] Senya**
They did it!
**[20:29] Marito**
Kebab!
**[20:43] Hagure**
He's fallen! One, two, three!
**[20:50] Matakara**
We did it!
**[20:52] Hagure**
What a surprise! A historical upset!
**[20:54] crowd**
Wow!
**[20:55] Hagure**
Arajin and Matakara came back to win!
**[20:56] crowd**
Damn it!
**[20:58] Komao**
Woo-hoo!
**[20:58] Zabu**
I'll win the next one, man!
**[21:00] Hagure**
Now that was a group date!
**[21:02] Senya**
Sure was!
**[21:03] Doctor Matsunaka**
How many fingers?
**[21:05] Jabashiri**
A bunch.
**[21:05] Matakara**
Ara-chan!
**[21:09] Arajin**
Hey, Matakara! Cut it out, man!
**[21:12] Marito**
Damn it!
**[21:14] Marito**
Let me fight them again!
**[21:23] Siguma F**
You just wait and see.
**[21:24] Minato B**
Shut up! We'll make you eat those words.
**[21:27] Siguma B**
Hey! Don't eat the whole thing yourself!
**[21:29] Siguma G**
I'm so tired.
**[21:31] Matakara**
That was so much fun!
**[21:33] Matakara**
Fighting with you took me
back to the good old days.
**[21:37] Arajin**
We never did anything this messed-up then.
**[21:41] Arajin**
I'm never doing this again.
**[21:45] Matakara**
But winning the fight, and that
blow that finished Shindo-san...
**[21:50] Matakara**
You were almost like a real Honki Person!
**[21:54] Matakara**
You really are incredible, Ara-chan!
**[21:57] Arajin**
Enough already.
**[22:03] Arajin**
Mahoro-chan!
***SIGN*** Sad News!
***SIGN*** Seriously Falling in Love with Gomoku Soba!
**[23:45] Marito**
Bucchigi-you again next week!