1 - The Exclamation of our Meeting

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    Princess Astarotte!
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    Huh?
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    Huh?
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    Lady Lotte!
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    Princess!
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    Princess Astarotte!
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    How many times do I have to
    tell you before you get it?
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    I never will!
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    It's about time you got
    on with your studies.
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    I-I...
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    h-hate...
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    men!
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    The Exclamation of our Meeting
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    Does it itch anywhere, Lady Lotte?
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    No, it's fine.
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    You were almost turned into charcoal
    back there, Your Highness.
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    That wasn't my fault.
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    Actually, Judit, you're the one at fault here.
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    Well, it's hard enough finding time to relax...
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    with the princess like this, so who cares?
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    Anyway, you need to get back
    to your studies, Your Highness.
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    Your Highness, your race, the succubi, is one
     of the oldest in the Creature Realm.
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    I-Indeed.
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    Very well.
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    Then tell me about the succubi.
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    Huh?
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    Um...
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    The succubi are...
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    one of the m-magical races of the Creature Realm.
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    The succubi are an ancient race,
     capable of passing down...
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    all their own traits to their offspring,
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    regardless of what race they
    mate with in the Creature Realm.
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    Even the great ruler of our Ygvarland,
    Svanhild I, was a succubus.
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    And that's my answer!
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    You're ten, Your Highness.
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    You have been born a succubus,
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    which means there's something very
    important you must do...
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    in order to stay alive once your body matures.
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    Just as vampires must suck blood
     to stave off their own deaths,
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    a succubus must extract "life-seed" in order to survive.
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    E-Extract life-seed...
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    That's right.
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    To put it simply, you have to suck it out.
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    Suck it out.
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    Suck it out?!
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    Cú?
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    Yes!
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    Here!
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    Cú, I'm pretty sure you've
    got that upside down.
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    Huh?!
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    I-I'm sorry!
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    Men and their life-seed:
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    Don't consider them...
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    yours for all eternity.
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    Huh?
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    What's that all about?
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    It's Your Highness's motto for the month.
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    It means, if you're going to sit back...
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    and say that you can get a man anywhere,
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    anytime you want; if something unexpected happened,
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    If the worst case scenario occurs...
     Just in case.
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    not only would you not
    be able to find a man,
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    but you'd also be without any life-seed!
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    In other words, you'll have no seed to suck.
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    Seed.
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    It is very deep and meaningful!
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    Men's Bath
    Olav's Private Bath
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    "Men and their life-seed. Don't consider
     them yours for all eternity..." huh?
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    A pretty good proverb,
    if I do say so myself.
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    I wouldn't expect any
    less from Mistress Judit.
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    A haiku by Ygvarland Kingdom's
    Personal Assistant Olav Friðmar
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    If you are building
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    a harem, wait no longer;
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    you should just do it.
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    Good luck, Mistress Judit!
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    Don't keep making me say it!
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    I hate men.
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    There's nothing more indecent than
    sucking the you-know-what out of them!
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    I'd never do that!
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    Refusing to do it will solve nothing, Your Highness.
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    You do realize that if you don't
    extract seed for yourself, you will die.
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    Could you just leave your
    countrymen – and us – behind so easily?
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    You don't have to be that dramatic about it...
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    Your mother, Queen Mercelída, was already...
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    sucking men of their
    life-seed at your age, Princess.
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    I heard that the Queen's harem is made up
    of over three thousand hunks.
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    Really?
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    Vampires, Dvergur, Forn Alfur...
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    Men from all different races.
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    Now that I think about it,
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    she said she even had a human male once...
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    I didn't know what to think.
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    A human?
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    What type of being is a human?
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    I've only ever heard of them in fairy tales,
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    but I hear they have really long necks.
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    Really?
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    They have fur all over their bodies,
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    walk on four legs, and have really beady eyes.
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    Sounds terrifying!
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    Her Majesty would never
    sleep with a man like that!
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    But no one has seen a human
    for over a thousand years.
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    That's it! I'll get a human!
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    Yes, a human.
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    If I get human males, I'll
    create that harem you want.
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    Princess, there aren't any
    humans in this realm.
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    That's ridiculous.
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    Oh, I see.
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    Too bad.
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    What a shame.
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    I won!
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    Are you sure it was okay
     to say those things, Princess?
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    Don't be concerned, Zelda.
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    But...
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    Are you worried about the World Tree,
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    the gate that connects this
    realm to all the others?
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    It'll be fine.
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    It's been a thousand years...
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    since the wood in the World Tree
     warped, and as such,
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    the gate between the Creature Realm...
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    and the Realm of Man has been sealed ever since.
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    No matter how talented Judit may be,
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    there's no way she'll open
    the World Tree's gate...
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    and travel to the Realm of Man.
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    It's impossible.
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    So, that's your one area of
    expertise, is it, Princess?
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    Judit was last seen heading
     in the direction of the World Tree?!
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    Y-Yes, she left early this morning.
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    It seems she was staring at some of the
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    old texts until extremely late last night.
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    Did she figure out how
    to open the gate?!
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    I don't know.
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    Zelda, we're going after Judit!
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    Princess, wait!
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    God is said to have created
    the World Tree, Yggdrasil,
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    which joins the nine realms together.
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    It was damaged in the
    battle between the gods,
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    and it looks as though passage to
    the other realms was blocked.
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    But that just means the path
    was open at one point.
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    Guess I'll be using magic for
    the first time in a while.
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    I wonder what I should try first.
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    You didn't have to get on
    if you were that scared of flying.
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    Shut up! This is faster, isn't it?!
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    Hurry up!
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    Princess! It's dangerous!
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    You mustn't let go!
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    Ymir's breath and the flapping
    of Hræsvelgr's wings:
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    Guide the children of Heimdallr.
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    The Norns at Urðarbrunnr:Urðr,
    Skuld, and Verðandi...
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    Guide us to the land of the Light Elves.
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    I knew that wouldn't work.
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    Hold it!
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    Your Highness?!
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    I won't let you do this, Judit!
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    Didn't I just tell you it was dangerous, Princess?!
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    W-Woah!
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    Stop!
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    Stop!
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    Zelda, stop already!
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    Your Highness!
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    Princess!
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    Your Highness!
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    It can't be... The gate's opening?
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    It's opening...
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    Your Highness!
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    What happened just...
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    Princess!
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    I won't let you, Judit!
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    Huh?
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    Are you hurt?!
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    Zelda, where is Judit?
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    Zelda, did Judit...
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    Most likely.
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    This is terrible.
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    Princess...
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    Olav, Effie, Cú, this is an emergency.
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    What happened, Princess?
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    The World Tree's gate opened, and Judit...
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    ...traveled to another realm.
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    How terrible!
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    I don't believe it.
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    Then, is she going to bring
    back a human male?
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    I don't know.
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    We don't even know which realm
    the gate connected to.
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    It might even lead
    to the Realm of the Dead.
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    Don't worry so much, Lady Lotte.
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    Knowing Judit, she'll be just fine.
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    I'm not worried in the slightest!
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    Zelda.
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    Y-Yes, ma'am.
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    Gather up all the weapons
    in the mansion.
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    Weapons?
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    We're going to save Judit.
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    We're traveling to the other realm?
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    Olav, put a team together.
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    Preferably a skilled one.
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    Understood.
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    Princess, it's too dangerous!
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    I know that!
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    But I can't just leave
    Judit over there.
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    Don't just sit there!
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    Hurry and get ready!
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    Yes, ma'am!
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    Lady Lotte.
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    Effie, help me get dressed.
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    Yes, ma'am.
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    Wait for me, Judit.
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    Watch your step!
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    If I wear this thing, I'll get tired...
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    before we even reach the World Tree!
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    But peril is ever-present on a journey.
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    You should at least wear the...
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    Wearing this armor is more perilous!
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    Pout, pout.
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    That's not the World Tree...
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    That means this really
    is the Realm of Man.
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    Sure looks like it.
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    That armor's way too hot.
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    Princess.
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    I tried to find some weapons, but...
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    What happened?
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    You're carrying some
    right now, aren't you?
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    Well, Judit's the one who holds the key...
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    to the armory, and it's currently locked tight...
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    So, I couldn't...
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    Just show me what you have!
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    Let's see... what have we here...
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    Wh-What's all this?
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    I thought I might find
    something in Judit's room,
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    but when I looked in there, I found these...
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    Yes, they're all mine.
    Is there a problem?
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    How do you use these?
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    Princess, don't touch those!
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    Sorry for the wait, Princess!
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    I shall accompany you on your journey!
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    Olav, at your service! I shall
    take care of everything!
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    Huh? I can't see a thing.
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    It's so dark!
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    You're all definitely dedicated,
    I'll give you that much...
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    Darkness approaches! Bring it on!
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    Anyway, let's set off for the World Tree.
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    Y-Yes, ma'am!
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    While I'm here, I might as well start
    looking for a human male...
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    who we can add to our harem.
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    Asuha, you might hurt yourself
    if you run too fast.
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    But we'll be late
    if we don't hurry.
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    Oh, you're right.
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    Hurry up!
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    Laters!
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    Hey!
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    Huh?
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    Shortcut time!
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    What? Huh?
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    Asuha.
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    A-Are you okay?!
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    Ouch...
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    Hold on!
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    Are you okay?
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    No, I'm fine...
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    I'm sorry, we were in a hurry.
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    I'm sorry...
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    No, I wasn't watching what I was doing...
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    I'm sorry.
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    Um, is there something on my face?
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    A grain of rice!
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    What?
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    There really was something!
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    You're so embarrassing.
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    We gotta go!
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    Oh, yeah!
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    I'm going to be late
    for my job interview!
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    Job interview?
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    Hold up a sec!
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    Are you looking for a job?
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    Yes, I guess you could say that.
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    Well, I have just the job for you!
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    Monthly pay: 500,000!
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    Monthly pay: 500,000!
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    This isn't going to work, Princess.
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    No matter what we try,
    the gate refuses to budge.
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    There must still be something
    we haven't tried!
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    If using the ancient texts Judit left
    behind doesn't work either, then...
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    Princess...
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    No,
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    I won't give up yet!
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    Ymir's breath and the flapping
    of Hræsvelgr's wings:
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    Guide the children of Heimdallr.
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    Judit!
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    What happened?
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    I just heard Judit's voice...
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    Really?
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    Judit...
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    Come back...
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    Judit!
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    The gate opened!
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    Wow...
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    Judit... came back!
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    Judit!
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    Wh-Who are you?!
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    Next time: The First Semicolon
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    What should I call today?
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    It was all soft and exciting,
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    and felt like it could
    explode any second, and...
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    Never mind! Forget it!
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    I'm going to sleep!
[23:41] ---
    Effie, where's my hot milk?!