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2 - The First Semicolon

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[00:01] ---
    This is Touhara Naoya. I brought
    him here from the Realm of Man.
[00:08] ---
    A human male...
[00:11] ---
    You really managed to get one here?
[00:14] ---
    Indeed.
[00:16] ---
    Anyway, once I've interviewed him,
[00:19] ---
    you shall meet him.
[00:20] ---
    No...
[00:22] ---
    Your Highness stated
    that she'd be fine...
[00:25] ---
    "...sucking off a human male," did you not?
[00:28] ---
    I don't think I went as far as saying that!
[00:31] ---
    Oh really?
[00:35] ---
    I'll call you to come down shortly,
    so make sure you're properly presented.
[00:40] ---
    This blows.
[02:13] ---
    The First Semicolon
[02:14] ---
    This milk tea is really good.
[02:18] ---
    The milk is extremely mellow in flavor.
[02:22] ---
    This is pretty good.
[02:24] ---
    Um, Miss...
[02:25] ---
    I'm the head housemaid, Elfleda.
[02:28] ---
    Please call me Effie.
[02:30] ---
    I'm glad you've taken a liking to it.
[02:33] ---
    Nice to meet you...
[02:37] ---
    Sorry for the wait.
[02:39] ---
    Welcome to the Monster
    Realm and to Ygvarland.
[02:42] ---
    I'm the head lady-in-waiting,
     Judit Snorrevík.
[02:47] ---
    Well, I say "lady-in-waiting,"
[02:50] ---
    but Olav's the only man who works here,
[02:54] ---
    so I'm more like Her
    Highness' main aide.
[02:56] ---
    I didn't really expect that, though.
[02:59] ---
    You don't seem worried
    nor surprised, Master Naoya.
[03:03] ---
    Well, it's not as though
    I wasn't taken aback by it...
[03:06] ---
    I'm just really good at adapting to situations.
[03:10] ---
    Ever since I was young, I've found myself...
[03:12] ---
    getting into weird and unexpected situations.
[03:15] ---
    I have to admit, I was a
    little startled, though.
[03:18] ---
    I never imagined that tree in the park
    would lead to a world like this.
[03:23] ---
    Monthly pay: 500,000!
[03:27] ---
    200,000 more!
[03:29] ---
    How about it?!
[03:34] ---
    Hey, Asuha!
[03:39] ---
    Split the difference! 60!
[03:42] ---
    We'll take the job!
[03:43] ---
    What?!
[03:46] ---
    You got yourself a deal!
[03:48] ---
    Thanks!
[03:49] ---
    Anyway, I'll be going
    to school at the beach!
[03:53] ---
    Wait a second, Asuha!
[03:55] ---
    Put some underwear on!
[03:57] ---
    I have my backpack on!
[03:58] ---
    I said underwear!*
[04:04] ---
    You have quite the sister there.
[04:07] ---
    I, um...
[04:10] ---
    Anyway, how about I show you the way?
[04:13] ---
    Huh?
[04:18] ---
    Ymir's breath and the flapping
    of Hræsvelgr's wings:
[04:22] ---
    Guide the children of Heimdallr.
[04:24] ---
    The Norns at Urðarbrunnr-Urðr,
    Skuld, and Verðandi:
[04:26] ---
    Um...
[04:28] ---
    What will I be doing?
[04:29] ---
    Guide us to the land of the Light—
[04:30] ---
    Be quiet!
[04:34] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[04:39] ---
    Judit!
[04:46] ---
    The gate opened.
[04:48] ---
    What is this?
[04:53] ---
    It felt like we got thrown... It
    didn't really feel all that great.
[04:58] ---
    Really?
[04:59] ---
    I thought it was a bit like a
    roller coaster. I kinda liked it.
[05:05] ---
    But how did the gate open exactly?
[05:08] ---
    U-Um...
[05:10] ---
    Yes?
[05:11] ---
    About my position...
[05:14] ---
    Oh, that's right, we haven't discussed it yet.
[05:18] ---
    You will be...
[05:24] ---
    Just looking back on it grosses me out.
[05:29] ---
    Get a hold of yourself!
[05:32] ---
    Are you really going
    to meet him, Princess?
[05:35] ---
    If I turn him down right off the bat,
[05:36] ---
    it's gonna escalate into a huge
    fight with Judit, and that'll be a pain.
[05:39] ---
    I'll come up with a plan.
[05:41] ---
    A plan?
[05:42] ---
    You heard me.
[05:43] ---
    I'll make it so she won't be able
    to bring any more guys here in future.
[05:46] ---
    I see...
[05:55] ---
    She's here.
[05:58] ---
    The first princess of Ygvarland,
[06:03] ---
    Her Royal Highness, Astarotte Ygvar.
[06:14] ---
    What was that?
[06:16] ---
    Your name's Naoya, right?
[06:18] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[06:20] ---
    This may seem a trifle sudden,
[06:23] ---
    but I request your presence tonight.
[06:27] ---
    A-Are you serious, Princess?
[06:30] ---
    Absolutely.
[06:32] ---
    Princess!
[06:35] ---
    Princess!
[06:37] ---
    What did she mean by "presence"?
[06:42] ---
    Asuha, wait up!
[06:44] ---
    Hurry up!
[06:46] ---
    I'm going to leave you behind!
[06:47] ---
    You're too fast!
[06:48] ---
    Come on!
[06:51] ---
    And so...
[06:54] ---
    Princess Astarotte is a succubus,
    which means in a few years' time,
[06:58] ---
    she'll mature to the point where her
    body requires life-seed from others.
[07:02] ---
    I-I see...
[07:04] ---
    S-So, it'll be the harem that
    provides her with this life-seed...
[07:09] ---
    and that's what my job entails, right?
[07:12] ---
    That's correct.
[07:14] ---
    But she hasn't yet matured...
[07:16] ---
    to the point where she requires the life-seed, has she?
[07:19] ---
    The princess hates men and
    she requested your presence specially.
[07:24] ---
    I'm sure she's using this opportunity to master her fear.
[07:29] ---
    If that is what's going through her mind,
[07:31] ---
    then we cannot afford to miss this chance.
[07:34] ---
    But... the princess is still pretty young. I'd be...
[07:40] ---
    To extract life-seed from someone, you start by...
[07:42] ---
    sucking it from their lips.
[07:45] ---
    S-Sucking...
[07:49] ---
    You did well down there.
[07:52] ---
    Lady Lotte, why don't we eat outside today?
[07:57] ---
    S-Sure.
[08:10] ---
    This place gets cell phone reception?
[08:13] ---
    Three whole bars at that.
[08:15] ---
    You've received a message
     Touhara Asuha
[08:15] ---
    It's from Asuha.
[08:17] ---
    Asuha: The beach is awesome!
[08:17] ---
    I'm having so much fun here!
[08:22] ---
    Well, she's having fun.
[08:23] ---
    That's good.
[08:25] ---
    Master Naoya.
[08:29] ---
    You're...
[08:31] ---
    Olav, the butler, at your service.
[08:35] ---
    Olav, what's the princess like?
[08:39] ---
    The princess is a kind soul.
[08:44] ---
    She's a bit cynical and selfish at times,
[08:49] ---
    but at heart, she's sincere.
[08:54] ---
    Why did the princess start hating men?
[08:57] ---
    Did something trigger her hatred?
[09:00] ---
    Trigger her hatred...
[09:03] ---
    Back when she still lived
    with her mother, the queen,
[09:10] ---
    there was a night when the queen promised she'd sleep with her.
[09:15] ---
    I'll go with you.
[09:18] ---
    No! I'll go by myself
    and surprise her!
[09:21] ---
    Oh, is that what you're up to?
[09:23] ---
    Be careful, then.
[09:25] ---
    Okay.
[09:28] ---
    One of the men from her harem
    came to visit her that night,
[09:34] ---
    even though he wasn't sent for.
[09:38] ---
    What? Why is there a kid up this late?
[09:41] ---
    I...
[09:43] ---
    Sorry, she's seeing me first.
[09:51] ---
    The queen then committed the act...
[09:55] ---
    not knowing the princess was there.
[10:03] ---
    The princess started to
    hate men right after that,
[10:08] ---
    and eventually, she and the queen grew apart.
[10:11] ---
    She left the castle and started living here,
     on the outskirts of the kingdom.
[10:17] ---
    And that's what happened.
[10:20] ---
    Master Naoya, the princess needs warmth.
[10:25] ---
    A warmth that we cannot provide.
[10:29] ---
    Please take care of the princess.
[10:32] ---
    Olav...
[10:38] ---
    I'm not sure how much use I'll be,
     but I'll try my best.
[10:44] ---
    I can't believe the Princess
    would go out of her way...
[10:46] ---
    and ask to speak with you.
[10:49] ---
    Y-Yes.
[10:51] ---
    There's something fishy about this.
[10:56] ---
    The princess is inside. Please go in.
[11:02] ---
    Excuse me.
[11:09] ---
    What are you doing?!
[11:11] ---
    What? I'm sorry!
[11:13] ---
    That was my milk! I can't believe it!
[11:17] ---
    If I don't have hot milk, I can't go to bed!
[11:22] ---
    I don't know how well
     things will go tonight...
[11:24] ---
    now that this has happened!
[11:28] ---
    So that was the plan all along, was it?
[11:31] ---
    You think a silly little trick
    like that's going to work?
[11:35] ---
    But it's true that I can't
    go to bed without milk.
[11:37] ---
    That's no excuse!
[11:39] ---
    I understand!
[11:40] ---
    Huh?
[11:41] ---
    Master Naoya?
[11:43] ---
    I wasn't paying attention, so I'm to blame.
[11:46] ---
    I'll bring you some more milk immediately.
[11:54] ---
    That kid's got spunk.
[12:16] ---
    This isn't the right milk.
[12:22] ---
    I just can't find milk with the right flavor.
[12:25] ---
    I wonder if they even
    sell it in this town.
[12:29] ---
    Sorry for making you come with me, Effie.
[12:32] ---
    No, it's okay.
[12:35] ---
    I wasn't sure I'd be able to find
    milk that tasted like that.
[12:39] ---
    What did you say the brand was again?
[12:42] ---
    Julusey Milk, made in Eplitrey, A+.
[12:46] ---
    Yeah, that's the one.
[12:50] ---
    It must be pretty special milk.
[12:53] ---
    I wouldn't know...
[12:55] ---
    Lady Lotte, I can't do this anymore!
[12:59] ---
    Listen, Effie.
[13:01] ---
    Make sure you don't tell him
    where to find our milk.
[13:04] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[13:10] ---
    Yeah, I've drank way too much milk.
[13:15] ---
    Why are you doing so much for Lady Lotte?
[13:19] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:21] ---
    I-I mean, is it because you want
    Lady Lotte to suck out your life-seed?
[13:27] ---
    S-Suck— No!
[13:30] ---
    Then, why?
[13:31] ---
    I-I was talking to Olav...
[13:34] ---
    and he told me she left her
    mother's side at a young age.
[13:39] ---
    I think the princess has
    been lonely for a while.
[13:44] ---
    I don't think the princess needs someone...
[13:47] ---
    to accompany her at night,
    or anything like that.
[13:51] ---
    I don't know what it
    is that she needs yet,
[13:56] ---
    but if there's something out there
    that'll make her happy,
[14:00] ---
    I'd like to give that to her.
[14:04] ---
    The milk tea i had back at
    the estate was really warm,
[14:08] ---
    and I felt like it was warming my heart.
[14:12] ---
    I think the princess needs something like that.
[14:16] ---
    I still can't find the milk for it, though.
[14:21] ---
    Naoya...
[14:21] ---
    Yes?
[14:23] ---
    Thank you.
[14:27] ---
    Why are you thanking me, Effie?
[14:31] ---
    How about we head back now, Naoya?
[14:35] ---
    But we still haven't...
[14:43] ---
    Effie, welcome back.
[14:45] ---
    Thanks.
[14:47] ---
    Cú, could you help me for a second?
[14:49] ---
    Huh?
[14:52] ---
    What are you doing?
[14:57] ---
    Could you wait outside for a second?
[15:01] ---
    I'll be done shortly.
[15:04] ---
    Sure. Gotcha.
[15:09] ---
    There we go.
[15:11] ---
    Sh-She can't be...
[15:14] ---
    You've received a message
    Touhara Asuha
[15:15] ---
    Milk's coming right out <3
[15:16] ---
    The yummy milk's coming out!
[15:22] ---
    Asuha...
[15:25] ---
    All Done
[15:27] ---
    What was that?
[15:29] ---
    He got the milk?
[15:31] ---
    That's right.
[15:32] ---
    Good going, Master Naoya.
[15:37] ---
    I bet he did something underhanded!
[15:40] ---
    I bet he threatened Effie and
    forced her to give it to him,
[15:43] ---
    without letting her say a word!
[15:46] ---
    Men are all selfish!
[15:49] ---
    Zelda, this is an order.
[15:51] ---
    The second that man enters my room tonight,
[15:54] ---
    I order you to remove his head!
[15:56] ---
    Princess!
[15:58] ---
    Are you serious?
[16:00] ---
    No matter what method he used,
[16:02] ---
    Master Naoya has fulfilled
    his promise to you.
[16:06] ---
    It seems I said too much.
[16:11] ---
    I understand.
[16:13] ---
    I'll talk to him.
[16:15] ---
    Please do.
[16:16] ---
    But if he tries anything
    indecent, subdue him!
[16:21] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[16:24] ---
    Isn't it good that you got
    Lady Lotte's approval?
[16:28] ---
    It's all thanks to you, Effie.
[16:31] ---
    I didn't do anything.
[16:35] ---
    Are these from when the
    princess was young?
[16:39] ---
    Yes.
[16:41] ---
    It kinda reminds me
    of when Asuha was young.
[16:56] ---
    Um, Effie?
[16:57] ---
    Yes?
[16:59] ---
    Is this stuffed animal
    the princess's favorite?
[17:04] ---
    It is.
[17:05] ---
    She's slept with it
    since she was young.
[17:09] ---
    But if I remember correctly,
    she lost it one day...
[17:13] ---
    and she got really down about it.
[17:17] ---
    I see.
[17:19] ---
    Is something the matter?
[17:21] ---
    Effie, there's something I'd like
    to borrow for a bit, if you'll let me.
[17:25] ---
    S-Sure. What is it?
[17:39] ---
    Princess, it's Naoya.
[17:47] ---
    Come in.
[18:10] ---
    Is this...
[18:12] ---
    It's pretty badly-made,
    but I heard you liked these.
[18:19] ---
    Did you make it?
[18:20] ---
    I did.
[18:24] ---
    I don't need it.
[18:26] ---
    Why should I get something
    like that from you?
[18:30] ---
    I see...
[18:33] ---
    How about this then?
[18:35] ---
    Hm?
[18:36] ---
    Take your pick:
[18:37] ---
    Would you rather spend the night
     with me or this reindeer?
[18:45] ---
    Which one will it be?
[18:48] ---
    The reindeer, of course.
[18:51] ---
    I couldn't spend a night with a man.
[18:56] ---
    I understand.
[18:57] ---
    Too bad.
[19:04] ---
    I'll take my leave then.
[19:06] ---
    Good night.
[19:20] ---
    What was that all about?
[19:25] ---
    What a weird guy.
[19:34] ---
    I wonder if I made things worse.
[19:44] ---
    Girls are difficult.
[19:47] ---
    Maybe I should ask Asuha for help.
[19:52] ---
    Huh? No reception?
[19:53] ---
    No reception
[20:10] ---
    He's using this toy to get me to like him.
[20:17] ---
    A toy...
[20:27] ---
    Please come in.
[20:30] ---
    Excuse the intrusion.
[20:33] ---
    Good morning, Master Naoya.
[20:35] ---
    G-Good morning.
[20:38] ---
    The princess said she would make
    you into an official candidate...
[20:43] ---
    for her harem this morning.
[20:44] ---
    Huh?
[20:46] ---
    Here are the conditions:
[20:48] ---
    Room, board, and clothing will be provided.
[20:52] ---
    Your monthly salary is gems and precious
    metals to the equivalent value of 500,000—
[20:55] ---
    No, 600,000 units of human currency.
[21:01] ---
    I see.
[21:02] ---
    However, your official rank while
    you are a candidate will be...
[21:10] ---
    "Toy."
[21:12] ---
    You what?
[21:13] ---
    Are there any questions?
[21:17] ---
    No.
[21:18] ---
    I accept the terms.
[21:57] ---
    To be continued
[23:30] ---
    Next time: Parentheses of Passing.
[23:30] ---
    My alarm clock is set for 7:30.
[23:32] ---
    My breakfast is scones
    and honey butter.
[23:35] ---
    I guess I'll wear these
    undies and these shoes today.
[23:38] ---
    Huh? One of them's missing.
[23:40] ---
    Where is it?
[23:41] ---
    Morning won't be the same without it!