# 1 - The Exclamation of our Meeting
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6NQV5WQ6/astarottes-toy)
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Princess Astarotte!
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Huh?
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Huh?
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Lady Lotte!
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Princess!
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Princess Astarotte!
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How many times do I have to
tell you before you get it?
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I never will!
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It's about time you got
on with your studies.
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I-I...
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h-hate...
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men!
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The Exclamation of our Meeting
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Does it itch anywhere, Lady Lotte?
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No, it's fine.
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You were almost turned into charcoal
back there, Your Highness.
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That wasn't my fault.
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Actually, Judit, you're the one at fault here.
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Well, it's hard enough finding time to relax...
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with the princess like this, so who cares?
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Anyway, you need to get back
to your studies, Your Highness.
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Your Highness, your race, the succubi, is one
of the oldest in the Creature Realm.
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I-Indeed.
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Very well.
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Then tell me about the succubi.
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Huh?
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Um...
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The succubi are...
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one of the m-magical races of the Creature Realm.
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The succubi are an ancient race,
capable of passing down...
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all their own traits to their offspring,
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regardless of what race they
mate with in the Creature Realm.
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Even the great ruler of our Ygvarland,
Svanhild I, was a succubus.
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And that's my answer!
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You're ten, Your Highness.
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You have been born a succubus,
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which means there's something very
important you must do...
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in order to stay alive once your body matures.
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Just as vampires must suck blood
to stave off their own deaths,
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a succubus must extract "life-seed" in order to survive.
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E-Extract life-seed...
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That's right.
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To put it simply, you have to suck it out.
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Suck it out.
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Suck it out?!
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Cú?
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Yes!
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Here!
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Cú, I'm pretty sure you've
got that upside down.
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Huh?!
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I-I'm sorry!
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*Men and their life-seed:*
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*Don't consider them...*
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*yours for all eternity.*
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Huh?
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What's that all about?
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It's Your Highness's motto for the month.
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It means, if you're going to sit back...
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and say that you can get a man anywhere,
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anytime you want; if something unexpected happened,
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If the worst case scenario occurs...
Just in case.
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not only would you not
be able to find a man,
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but you'd also be without any life-seed!
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In other words, you'll have no seed to suck.
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Seed.
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It is very deep and meaningful!
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Men's Bath
Olav's Private Bath
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"Men and their life-seed. Don't consider
them yours for all eternity..." huh?
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A pretty good proverb,
if I do say so myself.
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I wouldn't expect any
less from Mistress Judit.
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A haiku by Ygvarland Kingdom's
Personal Assistant Olav Friðmar
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*If you are building*
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*a harem, wait no longer;*
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*you should just do it.*
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Good luck, Mistress Judit!
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Don't keep making me say it!
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I hate men.
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There's nothing more indecent than
sucking the you-know-what out of them!
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I'd never do that!
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Refusing to do it will solve nothing, Your Highness.
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You do realize that if you don't
extract seed for yourself, you will die.
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Could you just leave your
countrymen – and us – behind so easily?
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You don't have to be that dramatic about it...
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Your mother, Queen Mercelída, was already...
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sucking men of their
life-seed at your age, Princess.
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I heard that the Queen's harem is made up
of over three thousand hunks.
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Really?
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Vampires, Dvergur, Forn Alfur...
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Men from all different races.
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Now that I think about it,
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she said she even had a human male once...
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I didn't know what to think.
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A human?
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What type of being is a human?
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I've only ever heard of them in fairy tales,
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but I hear they have really long necks.
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Really?
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They have fur all over their bodies,
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walk on four legs, and have really beady eyes.
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Sounds terrifying!
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Her Majesty would never
sleep with a man like that!
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But no one has seen a human
for over a thousand years.
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That's it! I'll get a human!
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Yes, a human.
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If I get human males, I'll
create that harem you want.
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Princess, there aren't any
humans in this realm.
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That's ridiculous.
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Oh, I see.
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Too bad.
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What a shame.
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I won!
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Are you sure it was okay
to say those things, Princess?
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Don't be concerned, Zelda.
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But...
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Are you worried about the World Tree,
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the gate that connects this
realm to all the others?
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It'll be fine.
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It's been a thousand years...
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since the wood in the World Tree
warped, and as such,
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the gate between the Creature Realm...
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and the Realm of Man has been sealed ever since.
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No matter how talented Judit may be,
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there's no way she'll open
the World Tree's gate...
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and travel to the Realm of Man.
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It's impossible.
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So, that's your one area of
expertise, is it, Princess?
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Judit was last seen heading
in the direction of the World Tree?!
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Y-Yes, she left early this morning.
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It seems she was staring at some of the
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old texts until extremely late last night.
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Did she figure out how
to open the gate?!
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I don't know.
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Zelda, we're going after Judit!
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Princess, wait!
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God is said to have created
the World Tree, Yggdrasil,
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which joins the nine realms together.
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It was damaged in the
battle between the gods,
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and it looks as though passage to
the other realms was blocked.
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But that just means the path
was open at one point.
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Guess I'll be using magic for
the first time in a while.
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I wonder what I should try first.
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You didn't have to get on
if you were that scared of flying.
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Shut up! This is faster, isn't it?!
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Hurry up!
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Princess! It's dangerous!
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You mustn't let go!
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Ymir's breath and the flapping
of Hræsvelgr's wings:
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Guide the children of Heimdallr.
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The Norns at Urðarbrunnr:Urðr,
Skuld, and Verðandi...
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Guide us to the land of the Light Elves.
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I knew that wouldn't work.
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Hold it!
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Your Highness?!
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I won't let you do this, Judit!
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Didn't I just tell you it was dangerous, Princess?!
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W-Woah!
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Stop!
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Stop!
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Zelda, stop already!
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Your Highness!
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Princess!
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Your Highness!
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It can't be... The gate's opening?
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It's opening...
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Your Highness!
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What happened just...
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Princess!
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I won't let you, Judit!
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Huh?
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Are you hurt?!
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Zelda, where is Judit?
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Zelda, did Judit...
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Most likely.
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This is terrible.
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Princess...
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Olav, Effie, Cú, this is an emergency.
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What happened, Princess?
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The World Tree's gate opened, and Judit...
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...traveled to another realm.
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How terrible!
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I don't believe it.
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Then, is she going to bring
back a human male?
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I don't know.
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We don't even know which realm
the gate connected to.
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It might even lead
to the Realm of the Dead.
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Don't worry so much, Lady Lotte.
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Knowing Judit, she'll be just fine.
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I'm not worried in the slightest!
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Zelda.
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Y-Yes, ma'am.
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Gather up all the weapons
in the mansion.
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Weapons?
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We're going to save Judit.
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We're traveling to the other realm?
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Olav, put a team together.
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Preferably a skilled one.
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Understood.
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Princess, it's too dangerous!
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I know that!
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But I can't just leave
Judit over there.
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Don't just sit there!
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Hurry and get ready!
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Yes, ma'am!
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Lady Lotte.
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Effie, help me get dressed.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Wait for me, Judit.
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Watch your step!
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If I wear this thing, I'll get tired...
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before we even reach the World Tree!
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But peril is ever-present on a journey.
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You should at least wear the...
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Wearing this armor is more perilous!
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Pout, pout.
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That's not the World Tree...
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That means this really
is the Realm of Man.
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Sure looks like it.
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That armor's way too hot.
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Princess.
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I tried to find some weapons, but...
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What happened?
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You're carrying some
right now, aren't you?
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Well, Judit's the one who holds the key...
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to the armory, and it's currently locked tight...
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So, I couldn't...
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Just show me what you have!
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Let's see... what have we here...
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Wh-What's all this?
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I thought I might find
something in Judit's room,
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but when I looked in there, I found these...
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Yes, they're all mine.
Is there a problem?
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How do you use these?
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Princess, don't touch those!
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Sorry for the wait, Princess!
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I shall accompany you on your journey!
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Olav, at your service! I shall
take care of everything!
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Huh? I can't see a thing.
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It's so dark!
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You're all definitely dedicated,
I'll give you that much...
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Darkness approaches! Bring it on!
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Anyway, let's set off for the World Tree.
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Y-Yes, ma'am!
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While I'm here, I might as well start
looking for a human male...
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who we can add to our harem.
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Asuha, you might hurt yourself
if you run too fast.
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But we'll be late
if we don't hurry.
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Oh, you're right.
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Hurry up!
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Laters!
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Hey!
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Huh?
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Shortcut time!
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What? Huh?
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Asuha.
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A-Are you okay?!
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Ouch...
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Hold on!
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Are you okay?
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No, I'm fine...
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I'm sorry, we were in a hurry.
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I'm sorry...
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No, I wasn't watching what I was doing...
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I'm sorry.
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Um, is there something on my face?
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A grain of rice!
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What?
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There really was something!
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You're so embarrassing.
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We gotta go!
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Oh, yeah!
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I'm going to be late
for my job interview!
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Job interview?
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Hold up a sec!
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Are you looking for a job?
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Yes, I guess you could say that.
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Well, I have just the job for you!
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Monthly pay: 500,000!
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Monthly pay: 500,000!
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This isn't going to work, Princess.
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No matter what we try,
the gate refuses to budge.
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There must still be something
we haven't tried!
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If using the ancient texts Judit left
behind doesn't work either, then...
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Princess...
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No,
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I won't give up yet!
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Ymir's breath and the flapping
of Hræsvelgr's wings:
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Guide the children of Heimdallr.
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Judit!
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What happened?
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I just heard Judit's voice...
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Really?
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Judit...
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Come back...
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Judit!
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The gate opened!
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Wow...
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Judit... came back!
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Judit!
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Wh-Who are you?!
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Next time: The First Semicolon
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What should I call today?
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It was all soft and exciting,
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and felt like it could
explode any second, and...
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Never mind! Forget it!
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I'm going to sleep!
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Effie, where's my hot milk?!