8 - Two Alchemists

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[00:01] Ikaruga
    You resembled me before.
[00:04] Ikaruga
    Being with you put me at ease.
[00:08] Ikaruga
    Do you understand
     where I'm going with this?
[00:13] Takeru
    Wh-What're you doing?
[00:15] Ikaruga
    This might be good-bye,
[00:17] Ikaruga
    so I want to experience it while I still can.
[00:20] Takeru
    Experience what?!
[00:22] Ikaruga
    Sex.
[00:23] Takeru
    Se—
[00:25] Ikaruga
    I don't really understand love and romance.
[00:27] Ikaruga
    But I do know what intercourse is,
    and I'm interested in it.
[00:31] Takeru
    This isn't something you do on a whim!
[00:34] Ikaruga
    A whim? How rude.
[00:35] Ikaruga
    I figured I wouldn't mind if it was with you.
[00:38] Takeru
    Yeah, that's what you call a whim!
[00:39] Ikaruga
    Come on! Just make love to me.
    You're a virgin, right?
[00:42] Takeru
    V-V... Why does that matter?!
[00:44] Ikaruga
    I'm also a virgin. Lucky you.
[00:47] Ikaruga
    We get to share a very special good-bye.
[00:49] Takeru
    Stop making fun of me!
[00:51] Takeru
    Wait. What do you mean, "good-bye"?
[00:56] Takeru
    Is that Alchemist?
[00:57] Ikaruga
    I was the one who summoned them.
[01:00] Ikaruga
    Sorry, but our first time will have to wait.
[01:03] Ikaruga
    This is where we part ways, Kusanagi.
[01:09] Ikaruga
    I love you, Takeru.
[01:12] Ikaruga
    So please, don't follow me.
[01:22] Takeru
    You... didn't... just...
[01:26] Ikaruga
    Bye-bye.
[01:36] Ikaruga
    You will hold up your end of the deal, right?
[01:39] Isuka
    That depends on you.
[01:40] Ikaruga
    If you break your promise,
[01:42] Ikaruga
    I will devote every fiber of my being
     to making your life a living hell,
[01:46] Ikaruga
    right until you take your very last breath.
SIGN    Episode 8: "Two Alchemists."
[03:35] Usagi
    What's the meaning of this?
[03:36] Usagi
    First, they capture us,
    and then they release us...
[03:39] Mari
    I skinned my knee!
[03:41] Ouka
    What's going on?
[03:47] Ouka
    Saionji? Where are you going?
[03:48] Usagi
    Back to rescue her.
[03:51] Usagi
    I'm sure Suginami is in there.
[03:53] Ouka
    How do you know?
[03:54] Usagi
    She must've found out we were captured,
[03:57] Usagi
    and used the Lost Matrix
    to negotiate our release.
[04:00] Ouka
    Wait, Saionji. How did you feel
    when you learned about her past?
[04:05] Mari
    Hey... Not now...
[04:06] Ouka
    I want to hear your opinion,
    since you've known her the longest.
[04:09] Ouka
    Do you trust her?
[04:13] Usagi
    Her trustworthiness,
[04:16] Usagi
    her past, and her research...
[04:18] Usagi
    None of that matters to me.
[04:21] Usagi
    All I care about is that she's around,
     as the person she is now.
[04:24] Usagi
    If she's in danger,
    I will go rescue her.
[04:28] Usagi
    If she's dabbling in crime,
    I will go slap her.
[04:31] Usagi
    Either way, I will bring Suginami
     back to by my side!
[04:41] Ouka
    Is that so?
[04:43] Ouka
    I hear your resolve, loud and clear.
[04:45] Mari
    Oh, well. Guess I'll tag along.
[04:53] Usagi
    Is it the enemy?
[04:55] Ouka
    No. Those are the Inquisition's Dragoons.
[05:12] Sougetsu
    Well, well.
    What are you kids doing here?
[05:16] Ouka
    What's the meaning of this?
[05:18] Sougetsu
    Can't you tell? We're going to war.
[05:24] Sougetsu
    By the way, where are Kusanagi-kun
    and Suginami-kun?
[05:28] Ouka
    We don't know.
[05:29] Ouka
    We lost them along the way.
[05:31] Sougetsu
    That's bad news.
[05:33] Sougetsu
    It's dangerous out there,
    so help yourselves.
[05:38] Sougetsu
    Feel free to use your Relic Eater, too.
[05:49] Lapis
    My host, what do you want to do?
[05:53] Takeru
    I want to save my comrades.
[05:55] Takeru
    Will you join me, Lapis?
[05:58] Lapis
    You needn't ask for my permission.
[06:01] Lapis
    As long as I reside within you,
[06:05] Lapis
    I'll help you fulfill your desires
    to the best of my ability.
[06:11] Lapis
    All systems green. Precision: 100%.
[06:18] Lapis
    Witch hunter transformation, complete.
[06:21] Takeru
    Desiring with supreme ardor!
[06:24] Takeru
    Bring down the hammer against witches!
[06:30] Lapis
    Now, let our rampage begin.
[06:45] Takeru
    Lapis, do you know where Suginami
     and the elf research facility are located?
[06:50] Lapis
    I'm sensing powerful anti-magic material
     on the top floor of the tower.
[06:54] Lapis
    I believe they're both up there.
[06:59] Takeru
    Roger. By the way, Lapis.
[07:01] Lapis
    What is it?
[07:02] Takeru
    Can you fly?
[07:05] Lapis
    Do you mean that in a literal sense?
[07:07] Takeru
    Yes.
[07:08] Lapis
    I have no wings, so flight is impossible.
[07:12] Lapis
    However, I can glide
     after making a high jump.
[07:15] Takeru
    Really? You're awesome!
[07:18] Lapis
    My host...
[07:19] Lapis
    Please do not praise me.
[07:22] Takeru
    Why?
[07:23] Lapis
    It makes me blush.
[07:26] Takeru
    So you do have a cute side.
[07:29] Takeru
    That's pretty surprising—
[07:29] (Flashback) Lapis
    Moving on.
[07:38] Sougetsu
    This atmosphere really takes me back.
[07:41] Sougetsu
    The smell of blood, gunpowder, and iron...
[07:44] Sougetsu
    This is what humanity's all about.
[07:48] Sougetsu
    Well, then.
[07:49] Sougetsu
    The man in charge must
     always lead from the front.
[07:53] Sougetsu
    And yet, he must be the last to die.
[08:13] Sougetsu
    Now, my dear heretics.
[08:15] Sougetsu
    How would you non-witches
     like to be punished?
[08:20] Sougetsu
    No need to hold back.
[08:23] Sougetsu
    Come. Grant their wishes.
[08:27] Sougetsu
    Innocentius.
[08:39] Ouka
    Don't space out, Kusanagi!
[08:41] Takeru
    Ohtori? How'd you get here?
[08:44] Ouka
    Right back at you.
[08:46] Usagi
    Kusanagi! You're okay?
[08:48] Takeru
    Where are you guys?
[08:50] Usagi
    Atop the outer wall.
[08:52] Usagi
    We'll cover you from up here.
[08:54] Takeru
    Okay. I'm counting on you.
[08:57] Ouka
    If inquisitors find out that Suginami
     took part in experiments involving elves,
[09:01] Ouka
    it's very likely they'll arrest her on the spot.
[09:05] Ouka
    We'd better get the truth out of her
     before that happens.
[09:10] Takeru
    I'll be the vanguard.
[09:11] Takeru
    Ohtori, you pick off enemies from behind me.
[09:14] Ouka
    Got it.
[09:16] Takeru
    Usagi, you cover us.
[09:18] Takeru
    Mari, take care of Usagi.
[09:19] Usagi
    O-Okay! Any time!
[09:21] Mari
    Aye aye, sir!
[09:27] Takeru
    35th Test Platoon...
[09:29] Takeru
    Move out!
SIGN    Suginami
SIGN    Ikaruga
[09:43] Isuka
    Does it bring back memories, Ikaruga?
[09:46] Ikaruga
    Not really.
[09:47] Isuka
    Every time I look at this,
[09:49] Isuka
    I clearly remember
     the hatred I felt that day.
[09:53] Isuka
    If only you hadn't run off
    with the Lost Matrix,
[09:56] Isuka
    I could have made so much
     more progress by now.
[09:59] Isuka
    Together with you.
[10:01] Isuka
    Why did you betray me?
[10:03] Ikaruga
    I wasn't trying to betray you.
[10:06] Ikaruga
    I just wanted out.
[10:09] Ikaruga
    That book made me feel like
     the outside world had lots to offer.
[10:13] Ikaruga
    Lots more interesting than a life
     of merely developing weapons.
[10:17] Isuka
    Did you find what you were looking for?
[10:19] Ikaruga
    Yes. Just one thing.
[10:21] Isuka
    What was it?
[10:22] Ikaruga
    Youth, I suppose?
[10:25] Isuka
    No...
[10:27] Isuka
    Do you have any idea how much I've lost because
     you ran off in pursuit of such an unscientific concept?
[10:32] Isuka
    My facial expressions have been restricted,
[10:34] Isuka
    and if I feel any unnecessary emotions,
    intense pain shoots through my brain.
[10:37] Isuka
    The higher ups redesigned me to be this way!
[10:41] Ikaruga
    They redesigned you?
[10:42] Ikaruga
    Why? That doesn't make sense.
[10:44] Ikaruga
    You were talented and obedient.
[10:46] Ikaruga
    Wait, don't tell me...
[10:47] Isuka
    It's all your fault, obviously!
[10:51] Isuka
    But it doesn't matter now.
SIGN    Kanaria the Canary's
    House
[10:53] Isuka
    If I succeed in resurrecting elves,
[10:55] Isuka
    Valhalla will take me in.
[10:58] Isuka
    And I can finally escape this hell.
[11:00] Isuka
    Now hand over the Lost Matrix.
[11:04] Ikaruga
    You know, Isuka, I came
     back here for two reasons.
[11:08] Ikaruga
    One was to stop the resurrection of elves.
[11:11] Ikaruga
    The other was to get you out of here.
[11:16] Isuka
    What are you saying?!
[11:17] Isuka
    That's completely illogical!
[11:19] Isuka
    It has no basis in reality!
[11:21] Ikaruga
    I still regret not taking you
     with me four years ago.
[11:27] Ikaruga
    If I hadn't left you behind, the elf
     project would've been canceled.
[11:31] Isuka
    Who do you think you are?!
[11:33] Ikaruga
    But isn't my way of thinking more rational?
[11:37] Ikaruga
    With the Lost Matrix gone,
[11:39] Ikaruga
    the experiments could only continue
     because you were around.
[11:42] Ikaruga
    Besides...
[11:43] Ikaruga
    When I lived here, we made
    this place home for each other.
[11:50] Ikaruga
    So please, can't we go back...
[11:52] Isuka
    Screw you!
[11:54] Isuka
    I don't need you anymore!
[11:57] Isuka
    You are my enemy!
[11:59] Isuka
    I will destroy the world to save myself.
[12:02] Isuka
    And I don't need your help!
[12:04] Ikaruga
    That's too bad.
[12:06] Ikaruga
    Destroying the world means
     destroying my home,
[12:10] Ikaruga
    so you'll become my enemy.
[12:12] Isuka
    Home, my ass!
[12:17] Isuka
    Hand over the Lost Matrix! Now!
[12:20] Ikaruga
    Are you blind?
[12:22] Ikaruga
    Can't you tell that you've been looking
     at elf cells the entire time?
[12:26] Isuka
    What?
[12:27] Ikaruga
    This right here is the philosopher's stone.
[12:30] Ikaruga
    The ultimate goal of magic and science.
[12:32] Ikaruga
    An object of pure fiction.
[12:34] Ikaruga
    Also known as nanomachines.
[12:36] Ikaruga
    What if modern science was
     capable of creating it in real life?
[12:41] Isuka
    That's... impossible. It can't be!
[12:43] Ikaruga
    Isuka, you fail as a scientist.
[12:46] Ikaruga
    The moment you say the word "impossible,"
[12:49] Ikaruga
    you set yourself up for failure.
[12:51] Isuka
    Did you use nanomachines to
     resequence your own DNA?
[12:56] Ikaruga
    Exactly.
[13:04] Isuka
    You really can't fight the Suginami blood
     flowing through your veins, can you?!
[13:07] Isuka
    You're insane!
[13:08] Ikaruga
    Maybe I am.
[13:13] Ikaruga
    Mana sure is amazing.
[13:15] Ikaruga
    With enough capacity,
    one can even create antimatter.
[13:18] Isuka
    Don't do it!
[13:19] Ikaruga
    I'll destroy every inch of this rotten place.
[13:24] Ikaruga
    I will save you.
[13:26] Isuka
    Stop...
[13:27] Isuka
    My head hurts.
[13:29] Ikaruga
    You'll be fine. I'll fix you.
[13:31] Isuka
    You're the reason I'm like this!
[13:33] Ikaruga
    Yes, I am.
[13:35] Isuka
    You're the one who decided to leave.
[13:37] Ikaruga
    Yes, I am.
[13:38] Isuka
    You're the one who took
     my home away from me.
[13:41] Ikaruga
    Yes, I am.
[13:43] ---
    Ikaruga...
[13:46] Isuka
    I...
[13:49] Haunted
    I cannot hold back anymore!
[13:52] Haunted
    Isuka-san, why did you hide
     such intense emotions from me?!
[14:04] Ouka
    Vlad! Why is your firepower going down?
[14:06] Vlad
    I'm not being provided nearly enough mana.
[14:08] Vlad
    If you want more firepower,
    form a contract with me.
[14:14] Takeru
    Lapis!
[14:15] Takeru
    How much mana have we got left?
[14:17] Lapis
    We will run out of mana
    and shut down in ten minutes.
[14:19] Takeru
    Roger!
[14:23] Takeru
    You saved me, Usagi.
[14:24] Usagi
    You're moving too fast!
[14:26] Takeru
    Sorry! What's your ammo situation?
[14:28] Mari
    Down to two magazines left.
[14:30] Mari
    Will this be enough?
[14:42] Haunted
    What a moving display of sisterly love.
[14:44] Haunted
    The look of despair on
     your faces was beautiful!
[14:58] Takeru
    Suginami!
[15:06] Ikaruga
    Sit tight. I'll heal you using nanomachines.
[15:14] Isuka
    Just give up.
[15:16] Isuka
    Your nanomachines are imperfect...
[15:20] Isuka
    Kanaria is still alive...
[15:22] Isuka
    Valhalla has her...
[15:25] Isuka
    So you must...
[15:29] Isuka
    Live on.
[15:31] Ikaruga
    I'm sorry, Isuka...
[15:33] Isuka
    From now on, we'll be together forever...
[15:50] Haunted
    Oh, man.
[15:52] Haunted
    What a terrifying display of power.
[15:54] Haunted
    I think I like you.
[15:57] Haunted
    Ikaruga-san, won't you join me?
[16:00] Haunted
    Isuka-san already taught me how to
     resurrect elves and develop Dragoons,
[16:05] Haunted
    so I didn't need her anymore.
[16:07] Haunted
    Now it's your turn, Ikaruga-san.
[16:09] Ikaruga
    Up yours, asshole!
[16:15] Haunted
    Then you leave me no choice.
[16:18] Haunted
    Isuka-san left you a little parting gift.
[16:20] Haunted
    Hope you enjoy it.
[16:34] Lapis
    My host.
[16:36] Lapis
    That is a dragon.
[16:41] Takeru
    Lapis! Redirect all
    strengthening magic to my legs!
[16:43] Takeru
    I'm jumping!
[16:44] Lapis
    As you wish.
[16:48] Takeru
    Suginami!
[16:51] Takeru
    Suginami!
[16:52] Ikaruga
    Kusanagi...
[16:54] Takeru
    Thank god you're safe.
[16:56] Takeru
    Lapis, is the analysis complete?
[16:58] Lapis
    Judging from its appearance
     and mana reserves,
[17:01] Lapis
    it's probably a wyvern.
[17:04] Lapis
    One-on-one, you stand a
     mere 0.4% chance of victory.
[17:08] Takeru
    What? Just 0.4%?!
[17:11] Ikaruga
    Your Relic Eater is pretty useless.
[17:15] Takeru
    H-Hey, don't make her mad.
[17:18] Ikaruga
    It'd be one thing if that were
     an actual dragon with an actual body,
[17:22] Ikaruga
    but isn't that just a machine?
    It can be destroyed.
[17:26] Sougetsu
    A dragon, eh?
[17:28] Sougetsu
    Another blast from the past...
[17:30] Sougetsu
    Well, Kusanagi-kun. What's your move?
[17:50] Ouka
    Kusanagi!
[17:51] Takeru
    Yeah!
[18:01] Usagi
    Anti-ballistic rail cannon...
[18:05] Ikaruga
    Aim for the flight engine
    in the dragon's spine.
[18:08] Ikaruga
    If you destroy that, his own weight
    will prevent him from moving.
[18:13] Ikaruga
    Keep in mind that you can
     only fire five shots in one go.
[18:24] Ikaruga
    Reload at once!
[18:25] Ikaruga
    Kusanagi has its attention,
    so now's your chance!
[18:42] (Flashback) Takeru
    I'm counting on you, Usagi.
[18:57] Takeru
    Usagi!
[19:02] Takeru
    Damn—
[19:04] Ikaruga
    One shot wasn't enough?
[19:18] Takeru
    Stop it!
[19:21] Takeru
    Damn it! Why, you!
[19:24] Lapis
    We're out of mana. Shutting down.
[19:29] Takeru
    Will I...
[19:32] Takeru
    lose someone else again?
[19:39] Mari
    Hey! Don't you guys forget about me!
[19:43] Mari
    Takeru, take my mana!
[19:52] Takeru
    Unicorn Lance!
[19:59] Takeru
    Lapis, put every last drop of mana
     into the next blow!
[20:03] Lapis
    Roger.
[20:05] Lapis
    Flexible Material, full burst.
[20:09] Takeru
    Kusanagi double-edged art:
[20:11] Takeru
    Rain Dragon...
[20:12] Takeru
    Dashing Strike!
[20:13] Takeru
    Go down... Go down...
[20:16] Takeru
    Go down!
[22:10] Mari
    What d'you think of my
     heroic acts to save the day?
[22:14] Mari
    I order you to call me
     Mari-sama from now on!
[22:16] Usagi
    I order you to be quiet!
[22:18] Ouka
    You stupid fuel tank!
[22:20] Mari
    Hey, what does that even mean?!
[22:21] Ouka
    Exactly what you think it means,
[22:23] Ouka
    you red poly gas tank!
[22:24] Mari
    My mana is not gasoline!
[22:26] Ouka
    You belong at a gas station!
[22:27] (Flashback) Takeru
    Not joining in?
[22:29] Ikaruga
    I'd rather sit here and watch.
    It's more relaxing.
[22:32] Ikaruga
    Now I've gained something to fight for, too.
SIGN    Kanaria the Canary's
    House
[22:36] Takeru
    Then talk to us next time.
[22:40] Takeru
    We're not entirely useless, you know.
[22:44] Ikaruga
    Did you know that there are a lot of girls in this world
     who can't stand being patted on the head?
[22:49] Takeru
    Oh... S-Sorry.
[22:54] Ikaruga
    Never mind. Pat my head some more.
[22:57] Takeru
    O-Okay.
[23:14] Takeru
    I know that you hate how I offer
     to carry people's burdens for them,
[23:19] Takeru
    but at least burden me with your tears.
    I can carry that much.
[23:24] Ikaruga
    I'm not crying...
[23:26] Ikaruga
    Idiot.
[23:30] Takeru
    You're so stubborn.
SIGN    Crazy Summer Time