6 - Kaikai Love Climax
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[00:00] Purple
Come on, run!
[00:03] Purple
Summer camp is just beginning!
[00:08] Purple
Okay, that's it for morning training.
[00:10] Purple
Let's hit the showers.
SIGN Men
SIGN Women
[00:19] Sports
Let's make today another good day!
[01:54] Sports
First, we'll get on the wrapped
train on the Kashima Line,
[01:58] Sports
and we'll check out the outlet
gallery and the Aqua Tower,
[02:02] Sports
and we'll put up our ita-wishing
plaques at the shrine.
[02:04] Sports
We need to visit the udon shop that Tildama II crashed into in Urban Warfare,
[02:08] Sports
and check to see if there's still
a blue seat at the Seasider Hotel.
[02:12] Puke Green
I want to see the victory
flag in person, too.
[02:15] Teacup Tourist
You mean that legendary one that
a firetruck raised at a parade.
[02:18] You can't read a Pocky; dear
We have to be sure to
find some good food, too.
[02:20] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Hamburg steaks with school
crests and kushikatsu.
[02:23] Pink Wearing Pink
Anmitsu is a must, too.
[02:25] Pink Wearing Pink
Let's be sure to get the ankou
manju before it gets sold out.
[02:28] Teacup Tourist
Looks like your studying
is paying off, Minoa.
[02:31] Pink Wearing Pink
Yup.
[02:32] Pink Wearing Pink
I looked up a lot of
information on the meccas.
[02:36] Pink Wearing Pink
There are around 3,000
anime meccas across Japan.
[02:40] Pink Wearing Pink
Oarai, Chichibu, and...
[02:44] Puke Green
Sayama and Kamakura, and
Onomichi and the Hida region.
[02:48] Puke Green
Due to the anime boom,
SIGN Oarai
[02:50] Puke Green
many local governments and shopping districts cooperate proactively, too.
[02:54] Pink Wearing Pink
That's amazing.
SIGN Chichibu
[02:56] Pink Wearing Pink
But why do people travel to the meccas?
SIGN Sayama
[03:00] Teacup Tourist
You can have fun pretending
you're one of the characters,
[03:02] Teacup Tourist
or you can revel in the amazement of being
at the site of a special scene in an anime.
[03:07] Teacup Tourist
It's also entertaining to play
detective and think about
[03:10] Teacup Tourist
why a scene doesn't look
exactly like the location.
[03:13] Pink Wearing Pink
I see.
SIGN Kamakura
[03:15] You can't read a Pocky; dear
You get to hear the voice actors
say lines exclusively
[03:18] You can't read a Pocky; dear
for the meccas and buy merchandise.
SIGN Onomichi
[03:21] Puke Green
You can talk to other fans or
ask a local where a rare banner is.
[03:26] Puke Green
You can make new friends, too.
SIGN Hida
[03:28] Green Wearing Green
You can use smartphone apps, too.
[03:30] Green Wearing Green
You can look at maps or take
photos with characters.
[03:34] Pink Wearing Pink
I'm installing that, too.
[03:36] Teacup Tourist
It's easy to get exited, but it's
important to mind your manners.
[03:40] Pink Wearing Pink
Roger that.
[03:41] Pink Wearing Pink
This app's amazing.
[03:43] Teacup Tourist
It is.
[03:44] Green Wearing Green
Right?
[03:44] Teacup Tourist
I never knew about this app.
[03:50] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Would you like some?
[03:59] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Sorry.
[04:00] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Are you—
[04:02] You can't read a Pocky; dear
What's wrong? You're sweating like mad.
[04:07] Romcom
This isn't my genre!
[04:10] Romcom
Zetoro! Zetoro, are you here?!
[04:14] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Apple, otherwise known as Margrave
Mijareabatgolt has run off.
[04:28] (Flashback) You can't read a Pocky; dear
Hey, Musashisakai-senpai...
[04:33] (Flashback) You can't read a Pocky; dear
Actually, never mind.
[04:36] (Flashback) Romcom
She opens a conversation
before promptly ending it,
[04:38] (Flashback) Romcom
her long eyelashes fluttering
with timidity and hesitation.
[04:42] (Flashback) Romcom
Her silhouette vanishes,
melting into the sunset.
[04:46] (Flashback) Romcom
Could this be foreshadowing of a central
development in the narrative yet to come?
[04:52] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green
Hey, that looked promising.
[04:55] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green
In-club romance, huh?
[04:56] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green
You're more than welcome.
[04:58] (Flashback) Romcom
In-club romance? What are you talking about?
[05:01] (Flashback) Romcom
No way... Kouenji?
[05:03] (Flashback) Romcom
For me?
[05:06] Romcom
Calm down.
[05:07] Romcom
Calm down, Musashisakai Kai.
[05:09] Romcom
Analyze the situation carefully.
[05:13] Pink Wearing Pink
Kaikai-senpai.
[05:14] Pink Wearing Pink
What's wrong? You just darted away.
[05:18] Romcom
My brain is currently executing Emergency Order 999, the heartless seal.
[05:25] Romcom
To use the language of the commoners,
[05:27] Romcom
I am currently investigating
the conspiracy known as "love."
[05:30] Romcom
Leave me be!
[05:32] Pink Wearing Pink
Thank goodness.
[05:34] Pink Wearing Pink
You're still the usual Kaikai-senpai.
[05:37] Pink Wearing Pink
Wait, something's not right.
[05:39] Pink Wearing Pink
He hasn't done his usual...
[05:41] Pink Wearing Pink
Musashisakai...
[05:42] Romcom
Kai!
[05:43] Pink Wearing Pink
Looks like you're okay.
[05:46] Pink Wearing Pink
I can't wait for the hot springs, either.
[05:49] Pink Wearing Pink
Speaking of hot springs, there
were no God rays in Girls & Tank.
[05:53] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Bath scenes can really influence
how a show is perceived.
[05:57] You can't read a Pocky; dear
They can't help but be careful.
[05:59] Pink Wearing Pink
God rays!
[06:00] Pink Wearing Pink
I know what those are.
[06:01] Pink Wearing Pink
They're one of the mysteries of anime that
show up on TV and vanish on the discs.
[06:07] Pink Wearing Pink
I've never seen one before.
[06:09] Pink Wearing Pink
I can't wait to see.
[06:11] Teacup Tourist
These travel bookmarks
are really well chosen.
[06:14] Green Wearing Green
Minoacchi did a lot of the research for us.
[06:17] Green Wearing Green
She stayed until really
late at the club room.
[06:19] Pink Wearing Pink
Nah, I'm still a newbie.
[06:22] Pink Wearing Pink
My friend in the track club is at
training camp for a whole month.
[06:27] (Flashback) Sports
I'm hoping to beat my own record at the camp.
[06:31] (Flashback) Sports
Watch me get it done!
[06:34] Green Wearing Green
Japan's first anime minister!
[06:37] Teacup Tourist
I hope you come visit our country.
[06:40] Pink Wearing Pink
What are you guys talking about?
[06:42] You can't read a Pocky; dear
We're discussing our ambitious
goals as anime club members.
[06:47] Pink Wearing Pink
Wow.
[06:48] Pink Wearing Pink
But what do you mean by anime minister?
[06:51] Green Wearing Green
I'm not sure, but I guess it's the wish
that anime will bring the world together.
[06:57] Green Wearing Green
What about you guys?
[06:59] Teacup Tourist
To have a commanding knowledge
of all the anime in existence,
[07:02] Teacup Tourist
and store it all in here.
[07:04] You can't read a Pocky; dear
To write a light novel and have
it become an anime one day.
[07:07] Green Wearing Green
To destroy the wall between 2D and 3D.
[07:10] Green Wearing Green
There's no reason to make
a distinction, anyway.
[07:15] Pink Wearing Pink
It's amazing that you all have proper goals.
[07:18] Pink Wearing Pink
I don't have anything.
[07:21] Green Wearing Green
Okay, let's announce our goals for today.
[07:24] Green Wearing Green
Bam!
SIGN Girls &
Tank Tops
SIGN Concept Art
[07:25] Green Wearing Green
Get through all the cuts in Girls & Tank!
[07:27] Teacup Tourist
That's exciting.
[07:29] You can't read a Pocky; dear
That's brutal.
[07:31] You can't read a Pocky; dear
But it's to be expected of
a pilgrimage to the meccas.
[07:34] Pink Wearing Pink
And a disc festival at the hotel.
[07:37] Green Wearing Green
Let's do this!
SIGN Helping to Raise Children Oarai, city of kind smiles
[07:45] Pink Wearing Pink
Here we go, our mecca tour!
[07:48] Green Wearing Green
Let's get our first stamp!
[07:56] Green Wearing Green
Here we are.
SIGN Udon
[07:58] Green Wearing Green
This is the shop that...
SIGN Nekomura Head Shop
[08:00] Green Wearing Green
Rosehappy's Crubaider took Klaklara's T-34
with it and crashed into in the movie...
[08:04] Pink Wearing Pink
And got destroyed!
[08:07] Pink Wearing Pink
It's the real thing!
[08:09] Pink Wearing Pink
Wow!
[08:11] Pink Wearing Pink
I'm sorry!
[08:11] Pink Wearing Pink
I'm sorry!
[08:13] Green Wearing Green
Woo!
[08:18] Teacup Tourist
People are really into it.
[08:20] Pink Wearing Pink
I bought these.
[08:22] Green Wearing Green
That's kind of you, Minoacchi.
[08:33] Green Wearing Green
Well, you know what they say
about poop and good fortune.
[08:37] Teacup Tourist
Come on, chin up.
[08:39] Teacup Tourist
Look, it's the same scene that Rinpomi saw.
[08:44] Pink Wearing Pink
It's so pretty.
[08:47] Pink Wearing Pink
You're right.
[08:48] Pink Wearing Pink
I have to enjoy the pilgrimage.
[08:54] Pink Wearing Pink
Look out!
[08:56] Pink Wearing Pink
Wait!
[09:02] Pink Wearing Pink
I keep screwing up.
[09:05] Green Wearing Green
Don't worry about it.
[09:07] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Things happen when you travel.
[09:11] Romcom
Things happen?!
[09:12] Green Wearing Green
The clumsy-girl character
is part of your charm.
[09:15] Pink Wearing Pink
Right.
[09:18] Pink Wearing Pink
Kaikai-senpai...
[09:20] Pink Wearing Pink
Don't tell me he's angry...
[09:32] Romcom
I didn't expect you to breach my barrier.
[09:35] Romcom
Do you intend to control my heart?
[09:44] Romcom
I won't let you!
[09:47] Pink Wearing Pink
I shouldn't have come on the trip, should I?
[09:50] Romcom
Begone, show yourself no more!
[09:54] Pink Wearing Pink
I understand.
[09:55] Pink Wearing Pink
It's my fault.
[09:57] Pink Wearing Pink
I'll take the next train home.
[10:00] Teacup Tourist
I don't mind you fighting the organization...
[10:02] Green Wearing Green
...but that was bad timing.
[10:04] Romcom
S-Sorry.
[10:05] You can't read a Pocky; dear
There, there.
[10:10] ---
What?!
[10:12] Green Wearing Green
There's no TV.
[10:14] Pink Wearing Pink
No DVD player.
[10:16] Green Wearing Green
We're going to miss Yuri!!! on Nice.
[10:19] Teacup Tourist
What's going to happen to our
overnight DVD viewing party?
[10:22] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Yo, you guys are late.
[10:24] Boring Chuck from Oharai
I've been waiting for you.
[10:25] Green Wearing Green
Gomon-sensei!
[10:26] Green Wearing Green
What is the meaning of this?!
[10:28] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Sorry about that.
[10:31] Boring Chuck from Oharai
I couldn't get funding.
This is the best I could find.
[10:34] Teacup Tourist
Why didn't you use the club funding, then?
[10:37] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Who was it that used 640,000
of club funds, again?
[10:40] Boring Chuck from Oharai
The outdoor baths are pretty nice, though.
[10:43] Boring Chuck from Oharai
They have cutting-edge massage machines, too.
[10:50] Teacup Tourist
I can't hang all of them.
[10:52] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Of course you can't.
[10:54] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Going somewhere, Minoa?
[10:56] Pink Wearing Pink
N-No, I'm just going to take a bath.
[11:06] Pink Wearing Pink
What am I even doing?
[11:08] Pink Wearing Pink
I'm ruining our club trip.
[11:16] Pink Wearing Pink
I guess I'll just go take a bath.
SIGN Outdoor Baths
SIGN Forest
[11:20] Romcom
One often forgets that they
live in the Meatspace,
[11:25] Romcom
imagining the world they idolize
in superposition with reality.
[11:28] Romcom
As in Donmachi and Aekoi.
[11:31] Puke Green
The protagonist is adored by a cute girl.
[11:35] Romcom
Indeed.
[11:36] Romcom
Should that happen in real life,
[11:38] Romcom
you wouldn't fully believe
it could be happening to you.
[11:41] Romcom
You would want to know how she really feels.
[11:44] Romcom
As soon as possible.
[11:45] Romcom
Immediately, if possible!
[11:47] Romcom
Oh, I'm asking for a friend.
[11:51] Puke Green
So you're asking how to know
how a girl feels about you?
[11:57] Puke Green
Well, I think girls constantly give some
kind of hint to the person they like.
[12:06] Romcom
Hints?
[12:07] Puke Green
For example, in Oresama Monogatari,
[12:11] Puke Green
Tsuyoo misses all of Tomato-chan's signs of love
[12:13] Puke Green
because he feels certain that
no one could ever like him.
[12:16] Romcom
Indeed, objectively, it was
quite an obvious sign of love.
[12:20] Puke Green
You should analyze the girl's actions with
a clean slate, without any preconceptions.
[12:26] Puke Green
A message, a phone call, a fleeting glance...
[12:31] Romcom
With a clean slate...
[12:33] Romcom
What she did earlier...
[12:35] Romcom
Was that a sign of love?
[12:38] Romcom
Was that not an accident
but a deliberate act?
[12:43] Romcom
Am I already under her spell?
[12:48] Romcom
What other signs of love were there?
[12:51] Romcom
Think, Musashisakai Kai!
SIGN Do you have a minute? It's about Minoa.
It's not that I need advice, but there's something
we need to talk about. Please hear us out.
The three of us girls are headed
to your room. See you there. ♥
[13:01] Romcom
A heart mark!
SIGN Kaikai Love Climax
[13:15] Romcom
A heart mark!
[13:18] Puke Green
A heart mark?
[13:20] Puke Green
You mean the heart mark in LINE Chat?
[13:22] Puke Green
I guess.
[13:23] Puke Green
I hear girls use them pretty casually,
[13:26] Puke Green
but some girls only use them
for people they really like.
[13:29] Puke Green
It's hard to tell, because it
depends on her personality.
[13:32] Romcom
Which is it?!
[13:34] Romcom
All is determined by the Shrimp's Gate.
[13:37] Romcom
Is there no way to resist it?!
[13:41] Green Wearing Green
We're coming in.
[13:42] Puke Green
Come in.
[13:44] Puke Green
Want me to close the gate?
[13:45] Puke Green
It's a club meeting.
[13:46] Romcom
Oh.
[13:47] Romcom
Right.
[13:49] Teacup Tourist
It's unusual for Minoa to be depressed.
[13:52] Teacup Tourist
I'm worried.
[13:54] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I feel like we've discovered a new persona.
[13:58] Puke Green
I think Minoa-chan is trying to find
her identity as an anime club member.
[14:03] Aidenteitei
Identity?
[14:05] Teacup Tourist
She doesn't need to think about that.
[14:07] Teacup Tourist
She just has to be herself.
[14:09] Puke Green
What would that be like?
[14:11] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I think of her listening
to people with a smile.
[14:15] Green Wearing Green
But she can sometimes be surprisingly
passionate and proactive.
[14:20] Teacup Tourist
Yes, like the time I got
in a fight with Miko.
[14:23] (Flashback) Pink
I'd feel bad for anime if we
rejected each other over it.
[14:27] You can't read a Pocky; dear
She really touched my heart.
[14:30] Green Wearing Green
And her speech at the student assembly...
[14:32] (Flashback) Pink
We have lost but one club room...
[14:36] Puke Green
The audience was baffled, but her effort
ultimately carried us to victory.
[14:42] Green Wearing Green
Even when we were bummed out about
the club getting shut down...
[14:45] (Flashback) Pink
I want to continue this club
with you and everyone else.
[14:50] Teacup Tourist
She's always strong and hard-working.
[14:53] Teacup Tourist
It's thanks to her that the Anime
Club exists as it does now.
[14:57] Teacup Tourist
Minoa ought to just be her usual self.
[15:01] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I agree.
[15:02] Teacup Tourist
She's a precious friend.
[15:05] Teacup Tourist
We're going to support her and
have her back, no matter what.
[15:10] Green Wearing Green
Yeah.
[15:11] Puke Green
Why don't you tell her that?
[15:15] Green Wearing Green
Right.
[15:16] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Yeah.
[15:17] Teacup Tourist
Yes.
[15:18] Teacup Tourist
Minoa's been in the bath
for a while now, though.
[15:23] Pink
Where am I?!
[15:24] Pink
Where's the bath?!
SIGN Outdoor Baths
SIGN Forest
[15:27] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Let's split up and look for her.
[15:30] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Call my cell phone if anything happens.
[15:32] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Don't put yourselves in danger.
[15:34] Teacup Tourist
Sebas!
[16:01] Romcom
Does Kouenji really hurgh me?
[16:05] Romcom
No! I need to focus on finding Asagaya.
[16:09] Romcom
Still, I need to know.
[16:13] Romcom
I've finally got it!
[16:15] Romcom
Reading it vertically, it
says "I can't tell you <3"
[16:21] Romcom
This heart is no doubt...
[16:28] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Kai-senpai...
[16:30] Romcom
Miko...
[16:31] Romcom
It's the beginning of our rainbow days.
[16:37] Romcom
What destructive power!
[16:39] Romcom
Forgive me, Kouenji, I've just
now understood how you feel.
[16:44] Romcom
It was true!
[16:46] Romcom
I want to meet you now!
[16:48] Romcom
But first, I must find Asagaya.
[16:51] Romcom
Duty or love?
[16:53] Romcom
We are just like a yin yang of fate.
[16:55] Romcom
We shall someday marry.
[16:57] Romcom
But first, I must part the
darkness and go forth.
[17:00] Romcom
Part everything*!*
[17:10] Puke Green
Are you all right, little kitten?
[17:13] Pink
Nakano-senpai!
[17:18] Puke Green
Are you having fun in the club?
[17:20] Pink
Yes, of course.
[17:22] Pink
I feel like anime's opened
up a whole new world for me.
[17:27] Pink
I couldn't talk with Arisu-chan or
Miko-chan before, but now we're friends.
[17:31] Pink
Of course, I'm glad I met you and
Kaikai-senpai and Erika-senpai.
[17:37] Puke Green
Yeah?
[17:38] Pink
But...
[17:39] Pink
I'm screwing up our trip.
[17:42] Pink
I kind of hate myself.
[17:44] Puke Green
We were actually just
having a Minoa discussion.
[17:48] Pink
A Minoa discussion?
[17:50] Puke Green
We were talking about you.
[17:53] Pink
What about me?
[17:56] Puke Green
Do you want to know?
[17:58] Puke Green
It's a secret.
[18:00] Pink
Come on!
[18:01] Puke Green
I can say this for certain, though:
[18:04] Puke Green
that everyone loves you.
[18:08] Teacup Tourist
Minoa!
[18:10] Puke Green
See?
[18:11] Puke Green
You can tell from the looks on
their faces that I'm not lying.
[18:18] Teacup Tourist
Minoa!
[18:22] Green Wearing Green
Thank goodness.
[18:23] You can't read a Pocky; dear
We were worried about you.
[18:25] ---
Jeez...
[18:27] Teacup Tourist
You idiot!
[18:28] Teacup Tourist
You idiot!
[18:29] Pink
I'm sorry.
[18:31] Pink
Thanks.
[18:33] Puke Green
Where's Kaikai, though?
[18:36] Green Wearing Green
Did he get lost, too?
[18:38] Green Wearing Green
We have to find him soon.
[18:41] You can't read a Pocky; dear
What is that voice?
[18:44] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Could it be paranormal activity?
[18:50] Pink
I-Is that Kaikai-senpai?!
[18:52] Teacup Tourist
Is he n-naked?!
[19:03] Puke Green
It's all right, guys.
[19:06] Pink
Thank goodness, you can't see it.
[19:10] Pink
Are these the so-called "God rays"?
[19:13] Pink
I finally get to see them in person.
[19:17] Pink
I'm awestruck.
[19:18] Green Wearing Green
What are you talking about?
[19:19] Green Wearing Green
Those aren't anime God rays.
[19:22] Green Wearing Green
Those are real God rays!
[19:25] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Thank goodness you're safe.
[19:27] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Lights off.
[19:45] Boring Chuck from Oharai
Boomshakalaka.
[19:47] Pink
I see.
[19:49] Pink
So that's what "God rays" are.
[19:52] Pink
I'm a little smarter now.
[19:55] Green Wearing Green
Minoa, no matter what, you're a
precious member of the anime club.
[20:01] Green Wearing Green
Don't forget that.
[20:07] Pink
Okay.
[20:12] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Musashisakai-senpai.
[20:15] You can't read a Pocky; dear
There's something I want
to talk to you about.
[20:19] Romcom
I wanted to talk, too.
[20:24] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Okay, you go first, Senpai.
[20:26] Romcom
I, thou, I mean, thine...
[20:33] Romcom
I like you!
[20:44] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I knew it.
[20:46] You can't read a Pocky; dear
You're in love with Nakano-senpai!
[20:51] You can't read a Pocky; dear
You're such a cute couple!
[20:56] You can't read a Pocky; dear
When you were sitting facing
each other in the train,
[20:59] You can't read a Pocky; dear
you were all restless and looking
at the ground and turning red.
[21:03] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I thought, "Could it be?"
[21:05] You can't read a Pocky; dear
And it hit me!
[21:07] Romcom
No, that's, uh...
[21:09] Puke Green
I think you're making a mistake.
[21:12] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Oh, it's okay.
[21:14] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Musanaka?
[21:16] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Nakamusa!
[21:17] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Let's build a church here!
[21:19] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I'm only really interested in 2D,
but for you two, I'm totally in.
[21:31] Romcom
2D...
[21:32] Romcom
Um, then, what were you
about to say last night?
[21:37] You can't read a Pocky; dear
Last night?
[21:39] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I don't remember.
[21:42] You can't read a Pocky; dear
I'm just way too shocked about you guys.
[21:47] Puke Green
Want to hit the baths again?
[21:48] Romcom
Yeah.
[23:27] >3
Next episode, we learn of
the unthinkable secret.
[23:30] >3
Don't think too hard about text
messages or vertical text.
[23:33] >3
Oh, and whoever invented the heart mark...
[23:37] >3
Come see me behind the tank!
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