8 - Arisu Can't Make Enough Money

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[00:00] Pink
    Previously on Anime-Gataris*!
[00:03] Pink
    The student council has made a complaint*
    about the anime club's school festival event.
[00:07] Pink
    We all tried together to come
    up with something to present.
[00:10] (Flashback) But he IS 2D
    An anime short script is a piece of cake.
[00:12] Pink
    And we decided to make an anime
    short that Miko-chan proposed.
[00:15] (Flashback) But he IS 2D
    You jerk!
[00:17] Pink
    We all worked hard together.
[00:18] Pink
    We were almost done, when...
[00:21] (Flashback) Darth Purple
    If you can't fill this up,
    we'll deem your presentation a failure.
[00:25] Pink
    We might really end up
    getting shut down this time.
[00:31] Pink
    My name is Yuirin!
[00:32] Pink
    I'm a magician that loves
    excitement and explosions!
[00:39] Pink
    My name is...
[00:41] Pink
    My name...
[00:43] Pink
    Am I doing this right?
[00:45] Pink
    I'm not used to talking cutely.
[00:48] Pink
    Oh, what if I add some shouting?
[00:52] Pink
    My name is...
[00:53] Pink
    Yuirin!
[00:55] Pink
    That seems good.
[00:56] Pink
    Hi, can I say my line like that?
[02:32] Green
    Wait, Tsubaki.
[02:35] Anti-Purple
    I'll be looking forward to it,
    Anime Club President.
[02:39] Anti-Green
    P-President!
[02:42] Anti-Orange
    Pardon us.
[02:45] Pink
    Erika-senpai, any luck with the
    student council president?
[02:50] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    How are we supposed to fill that huge venue?
[02:53] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    There are a ton of unfinished
    scenes in the anime.
[02:57] Ohoho
    The ending dance scene is
    nowhere near done, too.
[03:01] Pink
    I know.
[03:03] Pink
    What should we do?
[03:05] Idolmonster
    Don't worry, Minoa-chan.
[03:07] Pink
    Nakano-senpai.
[03:09] Idolmonster
    Even if it doesn't get finished,
    we should present it.
[03:12] Idolmonster
    It'll be a testament to our
    anime club's existence.
[03:19] Green
    A testament to our existence, huh?
[03:22] Pink
    No, I don't want it to be unfinished.
[03:24] Pink
    I...
[03:25] Ohoho
    Minoa...
[03:27] Green
    There's just no way to finish
    it on time, given our schedule.
[03:32] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    There's nothing more we can do.
[03:40] Pink
    Everyone's really tired.
[03:42] Pink
    I can't blame them.
[03:44] Pink
    If I, as the director, called it quits...
[03:50] Pink
    Sorry, everyone.
[03:51] Pink
    Give me a day to think.
[04:03] Bigger-Mii
    Mii-chan.
[04:04] Bigger-Mii
    What's wrong? You haven't even had dinner.
[04:07] Mini-Mii
    Onee-chan...
[04:10] Bigger-Mii
    I had no idea.
[04:13] Mini-Mii
    Sorry, we can't use the
    dubbing room anymore, either.
[04:17] Bigger-Mii
    Too bad.
[04:17] Bigger-Mii
    I was looking forward to it.
[04:19] Bigger-Mii
    I mean, I'm Cute Girl A.
[04:22] Pink
    It's a great scene.
[04:23] Pink
    You show up looking really sharp,
[04:26] Pink
    and for the ending, we had the dance
    scene that Mom choreographed for us.
[04:32] Bigger-Mii
    That looks awesome.
[04:34] Mini-Mii
    It's not done yet, though.
[04:36] Daddy-Mii
    Use this.
[04:39] Daddy-Mii
    It's a DAT recorder.
[04:41] Daddy-Mii
    You can record short lines at home.
[04:44] Mini-Mii
    Dad.
[04:46] Daddy-Mii
    I was really happy to see you
    working hard towards something.
[04:52] Daddy-Mii
    Listen, Minoa!
[04:53] Daddy-Mii
    Remember how it was on AKIBAKO?
[04:55] Daddy-Mii
    Anime production is always
    a race against time.
[04:59] Daddy-Mii
    Every moment, up to the minute
    it airs, is put to use.
[05:04] Daddy-Mii
    Why do they do that?
[05:06] Daddy-Mii
    Why else?
[05:07] Daddy-Mii
    It's for the sake of the fans looking
    forward to the completed anime.
[05:10] Daddy-Mii
    For the people watching anime!
[05:13] Daddy-Mii
    Don't you remember being excited about
    the upcoming anime when you were little?
[05:17] Daddy-Mii
    Now it's your turn to make anime.
[05:19] Daddy-Mii
    Don't you ever give up,
    no matter how tough it gets.
[05:22] Daddy-Mii
    You have two days, including tomorrow.
[05:23] Daddy-Mii
    Two days is enough to finish a whole book!
[05:26] Mini-Mii
    A new book? What?
[05:28] Daddy-Mii
    Oh, that's, well...
[05:31] Bigger-Mii
    Why are you getting so intense over anime?
[05:34] Bigger-Mii
    Dad, are you...
[05:36] Mommy-Mii
    That's right, Dad's an otaku.
[05:42] Bigger-Mii
    S-Since when?!
[05:43] Mini-Mii
    I had no idea.
[05:46] Mommy-Mii
    Oh, didn't you meet him in summer by the sea?
[05:50] Mini-Mii
    By the sea?
[05:53] Mini-Mii
    Wait, he was at the event?
[05:56] Mommy-Mii
    He's there every year.
[05:58] Mommy-Mii
    It's his purpose in life.
[06:01] Daddy-Mii
    It's over!
[06:02] Daddy-Mii
    All this effort to put together the
    perfect, dignified father image!
[06:05] Daddy-Mii
    It's all over!
[06:07] Bigger-Mii
    You've never had dignity.
[06:10] Mini-Mii
    That's not true.
[06:14] Mini-Mii
    You were really badass
    preaching about anime, Dad.
[06:18] Daddy-Mii
    Minoa...
[06:20] Daddy-Mii
    You finally understand!
[06:23] Daddy-Mii
    I'm so lucky to have such great daughters.
[06:25] Bigger-Mii
    Anyway, I'm going to borrow this.
[06:28] Mini-Mii
    I don't know if it's worth recording.
    We might not be able to finish the anime.
[06:33] Bigger-Mii
    You're the director, aren't you?
[06:35] Mini-Mii
    Y-Yeah.
[06:37] Bigger-Mii
    So just talk to everyone tomorrow
    about what you want to do.
[06:42] Mini-Mii
    What I want to do?
[06:44] Bigger-Mii
    That's right.
[06:45] Bigger-Mii
    It's just like a sports club.
[06:47] Bigger-Mii
    The coach's passion brings the team together
[06:49] Bigger-Mii
    and points everyone towards one goal, right?
[06:52] Mini-Mii
    Onee-chan...
[06:59] Bigger-Mii
    Okay, here I go, Cute Girl A.
[07:01] Daddy-Mii
    Man A is here, too.
[07:04] Bigger-Mii
    You're too close!
[07:07] Daddy-Mii
    You hit me.
[07:08] Daddy-Mii
    Not even Mom's hit me.
[07:10] Mommy-Mii
    Come on, now, don't lie.
SIGN    Anime Club (6)
SIGN    Guys... Meet up at the club room during lunch break tomorrow!
[07:26] Sports
    I'm turning.
[07:31] Sports
    Minoa, how's the anime coming along?
[07:33] Mini-Mii
    I-It's almost done.
[07:36] Mini-Mii
    Sorry I can't help out in class too much.
[07:40] Sports
    Leave that to me.
[07:42] Sports
    Break a leg.
[07:44] Mini-Mii
    Okay.
[07:54] >3
    What's up? It's marked as read,
    but they're ignoring you?
[07:58] Mini-Mii
    Why are you up there?
[08:00] >3
    I don't need to tell you!
[08:05] Mini-Mii
    Jeez, it's not that they're
    reading it and ignoring me.
[08:09] >3
    So they're legit ignoring you.
[08:11] Mini-Mii
    You didn't have to be that blunt about it.
[08:20] Mini-Mii
    No one's read it since yesterday.
[08:22] Mini-Mii
    Maybe it's no use.
[08:25] >3
    They probably half-assed it because they
    didn't think they could finish it to begin with.
[08:30] Mini-Mii
    That's not true!
[08:33] Mini-Mii
    We spent the last three
    months making the anime.
[08:36] Mini-Mii
    We hit so many problems.
[08:38] Mini-Mii
    But we got this far because
    everyone helped out.
[08:41] Mini-Mii
    I could never have done anything by myself.
[08:44] Mini-Mii
    I'm the director. I know better than
    anyone how hard everyone's been working.
[08:49] Mini-Mii
    So I can't give up now.
[08:52] Mini-Mii
    I, I...
[08:59] >3
    Good.
SIGN    Scene 34
[09:01] [SONG] Text
    Scene 29
[09:03] Mini-Mii
    I'm not giving up.
SIGN    Scene 25
[09:05] Mini-Mii
    I'm going to do everything I can.
SIGN    Scene 35
[09:12] Green
    Sorry I'm late.
[09:16] Green
    I brought the unfinished
    scenes from the art club.
[09:20] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    I finished the novel adaptation.
[09:23] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I thought we could use scenes from
    our production for the ending.
[09:27] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I edited it together.
[09:29] Idolmonster
    I recorded the missing sound effects at home.
[09:32] Ohoho
    I studied the latest shows and
    finished up the action scenes.
[09:39] Boring Chuck from Under the Table
    Good nap.
[09:43] Mini-Mii
    G-Guys...
[09:45] Mini-Mii
    Why?
[09:47] Mini-Mii
    I thought you didn't read my LINE message.
[09:50] Green
    Your LINE message?
[09:51] Idolmonster
    Oh.
[09:52] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I was focused on work the whole night.
[09:56] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    I never saw it.
[09:58] Ohoho
    My phone was turned off.
[10:00] Mini-Mii
    Thank goodness, I totally thought...
[10:03] Ohoho
    You thought what?
[10:04] Mini-Mii
    ...that you'd all given—
[10:06] Green
    But our director hadn't
    given up at all, Minoacchi.
[10:12] Mini-Mii
    You're right.
[10:16] Mini-Mii
    All right!
[10:18] Green
    That aside, it's going to be tough
    getting people to fill the seats.
[10:22] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    Give up now, and it's over.
[10:24] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    A famous quote from Slash Dunk.
[10:26] Green
    We need to learn from school club anime, huh?
[10:29] Mini-Mii
    School club anime...
[10:33] Ohoho
    What is it?
[10:36] Mini-Mii
    Guys, I think we can use these.
[10:41] Ohoho
    Club Anime Talk!
[10:43] Mini-Mii
    Participants wanted!
[10:46] Sports
    What's Club Anime Talk?
[10:49] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    You get to stand on a special
    stage to talk about your club,
[10:52] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    as we watch club anime together.
[10:54] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    For the baseball club,
    it would be Ace of Bench,
[10:57] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    and for tennis it would be
    Fresh Prince of Tennis.
[10:59] Generic Sports Guy A
    Wow, that takes me back.
[11:01] Generic Sports Girl A
    I used to watch that when I was little.
[11:04] Green
    We should be able to present our club's work
    and all enjoy the school festival together.
[11:09] Mini-Mii
    We want to make it into a festival
[11:11] Mini-Mii
    where people with all kinds of tastes
    can discuss it to their hearts' content.
[11:15] Generic Sports Girl A
    That sounds fun.
[11:16] Generic Sports Girl A
    I'm in!
[11:17] B
    Me, too.
[11:18] C
    Me, too.
[11:19] D
    Me, too.
[11:24] Anti-Purple
    It's futile.
[11:30] >3
    My turn already?!
[11:32] >3
    It's not the ending yet.
[11:33] >3
    Next episode, the legendary idol... Wait, no.
[11:36] >3
    Killer artwork...
[11:37] >3
    Wait, no time?
[11:39] >3
    Hang on!
SIGN    Arisu Can't Make Enough Money
[11:41] >3
    There! There it is!
[11:43] ---
    Retake!
[11:53] >3
    Man, don't point the camera
    at me without warning.
[11:57] >3
    I'm not good at ad lib.
[12:02] ---
    All right, I'm off!
[12:04] Bigger-Mii
    Mii-chan, you have a milk mustache.
[12:06] Mommy-Mii
    Good luck, Mii-chan.
[12:10] Bigger-Mii
    I'll go watch with my friend.
[12:12] Mini-Mii
    Okay.
[12:13] Mini-Mii
    Thanks.
[12:14] Daddy-Mii
    Minoa.
[12:16] Daddy-Mii
    I believe in you, so you believe in you.
[12:21] Mini-Mii
    That's from Guden Daran, isn't it?
[12:25] Mini-Mii
    Thanks, Dad.
[12:27] Mini-Mii
    I'm heading out.
[12:29] Bigger-Mii
    See you.
[12:32] Bigger-Mii
    Now, time to get ready to go.
[12:36] Bigger-Mii
    Dad, what's with the outfit?
[12:38] Daddy-Mii
    Look at Minoa working so hard.
[12:40] Daddy-Mii
    Her Dad's got to do what he can, too.
[12:43] Mommy-Mii
    You're great, dear.
[12:46] Daddy-Mii
    Honey...
[12:47] Bigger-Mii
    Okay, okay.
[12:49] Mommy-Mii
    Oh, yeah, you invited your
    friends, didn't you?
[12:53] Mommy-Mii
    Yeah.
[12:54] Mommy-Mii
    Mii-chan's going to be surprised.
SIGN    Sakaneko Festival
[13:03] Daddy-Mii
    This way.
[13:05] Daddy-Mii
    Form two lines. Don't shove.
[13:08] Green
    Anime Club screening event.
[13:12] Green
    Please be there.
[13:14] Idolmonster
    I hope you're all there.
[13:17] A
    Only for you, Senpai!
SIGN    Anime Club Original Anime Screening
[13:19] Green
    Here.
[13:22] Bigger-Mii
    This is the one.
[13:23] Bigger-Mii
    I'll be there.
[13:24] Green
    Thank you.
[13:31] Green
    That girl reminds me of someone.
[13:37] Mini-Mii
    This is the Club Anime Talk and anime
    screening hosted by the Anime Club.
[13:43] Shampoo
    Nihao, Minoa.
[13:48] Mini-Mii
    Beibei-chan.
[13:49] Mini-Mii
    Why?
[13:51] Bigger-Mii
    Mii-chan.
[13:51] Mini-Mii
    Onee-chan.
[13:53] Bigger-Mii
    She's my classmate.
[13:54] Bigger-Mii
    I told her about you,
    and she said she knew you.
[13:58] Mini-Mii
    You're studying at Onee-chan's school?
[14:00] Shampoo
    Making anime in a club?
[14:02] Shampoo
    Japan's amazing.
[14:04] Shampoo
    I'd like to make anime
    when I get back to China.
[14:08] Mini-Mii
    It's fun.
[14:10] Mini-Mii
    Ask me anything.
[14:11] Shampoo
    Okay.
SIGN    Anime Club Original Anime Screening Club Anime Talk
[14:34] Anti-Green
    President, the Anime Club!
[14:37] Anti-Orange
    They currently have roughly
    80% of the seats filled.
[14:48] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Are we really going with that title?
[14:51] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    There isn't so much as a
    trace of the original script.
[14:53] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    Can't I have at least that much?
[14:56] Green
    I got the audience warmed up.
[14:58] Green
    Are you ready?
[15:00] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I did my best to finish the missing
    scenes until the last minute, but.
[15:04] Ohoho
    But we couldn't finish
    the ending song and art.
[15:09] Mini-Mii
    Thank you.
[15:10] Mini-Mii
    We did the best we could.
[15:13] Mini-Mii
    Thank you all very much.
[15:21] Idolmonster
    I have an idea.
[15:36] Green
    B-But that's...
[15:39] Idolmonster
    I'm sure you can pull it off, Minoa-chan.
[15:41] Ohoho
    I think it's worth giving
    it a shot unrehearsed.
[15:45] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    I feel uneasy about this,
    but I'll take one for the team.
[15:49] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I can't think of anything to be uneasy about.
[15:52] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I have nothing but hope!
[15:57] Pink
    All right.
[15:59] Pink
    I'll give it a try.
[16:01] Green
    The wait is over.
[16:03] Green
    We'll hereby begin the screening of
    the anime club's original anime short.
SIGN    "Space Girl Magical Robot Travels to Another World,
    Where She Sings and Dances,
    but in the End She Ascends to Heaven
    and the Two Are United"
[16:23] Pink
    Here we go.
[16:24] Pink
    RoboArisu, away!
[16:30] RoboArisu
    Monies!
[16:33] Pink
    Stand!
[16:34] Pink
    Stand, RoboArisu!
[16:39] RoboArisu
    Not enough money.
[16:40] RoboArisu
    Not enough money.
[16:42] RoboArisu
    Shutting down.
[16:47] Green
    Transform!
[16:50] Green
    Hear me!
[16:52] Green
    Warrior of love, hope, and magic!
[17:12] Green
    Magic Girl Erika!
[17:14] Green
    Let's end this, RoboArisu!
[17:24] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Come, Kaikai Blade!
[17:27] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Behold, Mad King Kai has
    descended from the nether world
[17:31] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    to cast the most powerful defense spell!
[17:34] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Satanic Extra Strongest Shield!
[17:42] Green
    What are you, delusional?
[17:51] Bishoujo A?
    Grandpa, don't die!
[17:54] Bishoujo A?
    Grandfather!
[17:56] Daddy-Mii
    Dad will not die!
[17:57] Daddy-Mii
    He will be reborn!
[17:59] Mommy-Mii
    Bath's ready, dear.
[17:59] Daddy-Mii
    Maya!
[18:02] Bishoujo A?
    Hurry up and die.
[18:04] Green
    So long as RoboArisu is disabled,
    you don't stand a chance.
[18:10] Idolmonster
    Hang in there.
[18:11] Idolmonster
    I have your back.
[18:15] Ekusupurojon
    My name is Yuirin!
[18:17] Ekusupurojon
    I'm a magician that loves
    excitement and explosions!
[18:25] Mini-Mii
    Now, everyone!
[18:27] Mini-Mii
    We all need to cheer for RoboArisu.
[18:30] Sports
    Go, RoboArisu!
[18:33] Sports B
    RoboArisu!
[18:35] Sports C
    Get up, you lump of scrap!
[18:44] RoboArisu
    Payment complete.
[18:48] Mini-Mii
    RoboArisu, fire the Money Beam!
[18:52] RoboArisu
    Money!
[18:55] Green
    I-Is this the power of money?!
[19:06] Idolmonster
    Good luck.
[19:09] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    Ringon... Ringon...
[19:12] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    W-Wait, why me?
[19:14] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Let go!
[19:16] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    Are you telling me to fly?
[19:19] Idolmonster
    Don't worry.
[19:20] Idolmonster
    We can fly.
[19:25] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    A-And the two are united in heaven.
[19:31] >3
    Meow.
[19:39] Pink
    And peace on Earth is protected again.
[19:42] RoboArisu
    Monies!
[19:50] A
    That was pretty good, huh?
[19:51] B
    Yeah.
[19:54] Sport
    That was great!
[19:56] Bigger-Mii
    Hey, what about the ending?
[19:58] Shampoo
    I want to see more!
[20:01] Green
    All right, everyone, it's time for the ending.
[20:05] Idolmonster
    Start the music.
[21:33] >3
    Good job, kids!
[21:42] Boring Chuck from Under the Table
    That choreography...
[21:44] Boring Chuck from Under the Table
    That choreography is the legendary...
[21:49] ---
    Minoa!
[21:53] Mini-Mii
    Arisu-chan!
[21:54] Mini-Mii
    Miko-chan!
[21:56] Ohoho
    Stop, Minoa, I can't breathe.
[21:59] Glasses Hair Over Right Eye
    I guess this is all right once in a while.
[22:01] Green
    Minoacchi!
[22:03] Glasses Hair Over Left Eye
    I can't help but be moved to tears!
[22:06] Idolmonster
    That was an amazing concert,
    my little kittens.
[22:20] Anti-Purple
    Yes.
[22:21] Anti-Purple
    I'm sorry, Principal.
[23:07] A
    That was great, President!
[23:10] B
    Thanks.
[23:10] A
    Let's keep going.
[23:12] B
    What did we have next?
[23:13] B
    Hello?
[23:13] A
    It's your favorite, President.
[23:14] B
    Stay longer? Of course.
[23:17] A
    Oh, I'll have a cola.
[23:19] B
    One more for cola.
[23:21] A
    Oh, I'll have French fries.
[23:23] B
    French fries and honey toast, please.
[23:27] A
    Pretty Fairy!
[23:31] B
    Enemies of Mother Earth,
    cease your evil deeds!
[23:36] ---
    Cease them!