12 - Minoa, Katharsis

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[00:02] Pink
    What's going on?!
[00:04] N
    The year is 2016 AD.
[00:07] N
    The world of slightly
    clumsy, cheeky, tomboyish,
[00:11] N
    panicky high school girl
    Asagaya Minoa is in crisis.
[00:15] N
    A true madame and anime
    otaku, Kamiigusa Arisu.
[00:19] N
    A studious glasses girl and
    anime otaku, Kouenji Miko.
[00:22] N
    Cosplayer and anime otaku, Aoyama Erika.
[00:26] N
    Evil-eyed man with special abilities,
    and anime otaku, Musashisakai Kai...
[00:29] N
    Her comrades were all consumed by anime.
[00:34] N
    Her bittersweet but burning relationship
[00:37] N
    with cowardly traitor
    Nakano Aurora is concluded.
[00:40] N
    Aurora reveals many truths:
[00:44] N
    That the anime world and real
    world exist in parallel;
[00:48] N
    that the anime club was the location
    of Japan's first anime studio;
[00:53] N
    and that Aurora himself was a
    resident of the anime world.
[00:57] N
    Minoa can be heard shouting far and wide.
[00:59] N
    "Aurora-senpai!"
[01:02] Pink
    Did that revelation ever happen?
[01:05] >3
    Did they just kill me?!
[01:08] Oh; Laura
    Would you please stop calling me Aurora?
[01:11] Pink
    And what do you mean by
    "cheeky, tomboyish, and panicky"?
[01:15] N
    Minoa's protest against her character
    profile was shot down without mercy.
[01:21] Pink
    You're going to ignore me?
[01:23] N
    This man with the anime
    world beret is the man
[01:25] N
    who attempted to claim this
    program's setting as his own.
[01:28] N
    But to do so, he would have
    needed to be far more capable.
[01:34] N
    As a result, he was rejected
    by both anime and reality.
[01:38] N
    His very existence was erased.
[01:41] >3
    Death by narrator?
[01:42] Oh; Laura
    No!
[01:44] Oh; Laura
    What about our promise?
[01:48] Pink
    What did you promise?
[01:51] Oh; Laura
    My name...
[01:53] Oh; Laura
    That he would change my name.
[01:55] Oh; Laura
    Maybe he's already fulfilled his promise.
[01:59] Oh; Laura
    That's it.
[02:00] Oh; Laura
    That must be it.
[02:02] Oh; Laura
    My name is...
[02:03] Pink
    Aurora.
[02:04] Oh; Laura
    Son of a bitch!
[02:08] Oh; Laura
    Where's the beret?
[02:13] Pink
    Neko-senpai, I still can't believe it.
[02:17] Pink
    Isn't anime something that people make?
[02:20] Oh; Laura
    That's where you're mistaken.
[02:22] Oh; Laura
    You didn't create us.
[02:25] Oh; Laura
    We've always existed.
[02:27] Oh; Laura
    You only depicted us.
[02:31] Oh; Laura
    I've watched it happen.
[02:33] Oh; Laura
    Anime is created into this
    world, and is spread.
[02:38] Oh; Laura
    It took decades.
[02:43] Oh; Laura
    You're becoming anime, too.
[02:47] Oh; Laura
    But first...
[02:49] Oh; Laura
    Do something about my damn name!
[02:52] Mikoly Kaikin
    Aurora.
[02:54] Mikoly Kaikin
    Aurora.
[02:54] Oh; Laura
    Stop!
[02:57] Oh; Laura
    Quit harmonizing my name!
[02:57] Oh; Laura
    Aurora.
[03:20] Ojojojo
    Minoa.
[03:23] Ojojojo
    What's wrong? You're so out of it.
[03:26] Ojojojo
    Have you watched yesterday's Mahojuku?
[03:30] Studious glasses girl
    The art was amazing.
[03:33] Ojojojo
    I wish I could have highlights like
    hers in my eyes in my close-up shots.
[03:37] Studious glasses girl
    I want them to do my hair gradients, too.
[03:41] Yuwitching
    I totally agree.
[03:43] Yuwitching
    That studio really brings out the actors.
[03:48] Ojojojo
    Indeed.
[03:48] Pink
    Thank goodness.
[03:49] Studious glasses girl
    We still have time to make changes.
[03:50] Pink
    It must have been a dream.
[03:51] Ojojojo
    We do.
[03:52] Yuwitching
    Totally.
[03:53] Purple
    Hey!
[03:53] Studious glasses girl
    I'll write the script from here.
[03:54] Purple
    It's time to start class!
[03:55] Yuwitching
    Nice!
[03:55] Purple
    You there! Get back to your seats!
[03:56] Ojojojo
    Is that how it is?
[03:56] Studious glasses girl
    I'll make it even better.
[03:58] Yuwitching
    Awesome!
[04:06] Pink
    What?
[04:07] Pink
    What was that?
[04:08] Purple
    Are you serious?!
[04:11] Ojojojo
    It looks like the robotics club
    botched its new weapon again.
[04:15] Pink
    Again?
[04:23] Ojojojo
    What's the matter?
[04:31] Green
    Minoacchi.
[04:32] Green
    What's wrong with you?
[04:33] Green
    You look like you've seen a ghost.
[04:35] Mikoly Kaikin
    Have you acquired a new element?
[04:39] Minowatching
    Arisu-chan, call Sebas-san, please.
[04:41] Ojojojo
    Sebas?
[04:43] Ojojojo
    Why?
[04:43] Minowatching
    Just do it.
[04:50] Minowatching
    It's a mask!
[04:52] Studious glasses girl
    Half-assed.
[04:54] Seabass
    Mon petit coeur.
[04:56] Minowatching
    I wasn't dreaming.
[04:59] Green
    I thought we had you.
[05:08] Ojojojo
    Minoa, why do you run?
[05:10] Studious glasses girl
    We used to be friends!
[05:12] Green
    We have a club meeting at lunch, Minoacchi.
[05:22] Nonono
    So, Dad, your recommendation for
    the season is Yoyoyo Season 2?
[05:25] Minowatching
    Onee-chan.
[05:26] Dadadad
    Absolutely.
[05:27] Nonono
    Your Reindeer in August is
    my favorite returning series.
[05:32] Dadadad
    That's not bad, either.
[05:33] Dadadad
    I have high hopes for Papipupepopip, too.
[05:36] Nonono
    It's extended.
[05:37] Dadadad
    No way!
[05:38] Momomom
    Hey, welcome home.
[05:40] Minowatching
    Mom.
[05:41] Minowatching
    I never knew Dad had the day off.
[05:43] Momomom
    You come home early when you
    don't have club work, huh?
[05:45] Nonono
    Yeah, and we only had morning classes.
[05:48] Dadadad
    I had stuff.
[05:49] Nonono
    What's your favorite this season?
[05:51] Momomom
    I can't wait for A Sister's All You Need.
[05:55] Momomom
    Miyako-chan's absolutely adorable.
[05:57] Dadadad
    I know, totally!
[05:59] Nonono
    I've been interested in that one, too.
[06:00] Minowatching
    I'm here, you know.
[06:12] Nonono
    Mom, can my friends stay over
    in the Japanese room upstairs?
[06:17] Momomom
    Can't you use your own room?
[06:19] Nonono
    I'm having three over.
[06:22] Dadadad
    Don't break Dad's figures.
[06:26] A
    Let it eat you.
SIGN    Death by Narrator
[06:39] Mushroom
    Let it eat you!
[06:45] Mushroom
    Just let anime eat you.
[06:48] Mushroom
    Like everyone else.
[06:50] Minowatching
    Like everyone else?
[06:52] Minowatching
    That's right. Nothing will change.
[06:55] Minowatching
    The world won't disappear.
[06:56] Minowatching
    I won't become a zombie.
[06:59] Mushroom Minoa
    You'll stop being lonely.
[07:04] Minowatching
    This is how it should be, right?
[07:09] Minowatching
    Why do you look so sad?
[07:11] Ojojojo
    Hurry up.
[07:13] Ojojojo
    Become one with that girl.
[07:16] Mikoly Kaikin
    The door to the new world is almost open.
[07:20] Studious glasses girl
    Come to our side, Minoa.
[07:35] Mushroom Minoa
    It was fun.
[07:37] Mushroom Minoa
    I thought Arisu-chan and Miko-chan were
    unapproachable, but I got to talk to them.
[07:42] Mushroom Minoa
    About anime.
[07:45] Mushroom Minoa
    We decided to make the anime club together,
[07:48] Mushroom Minoa
    and we met Erika-senpai,
    Kaikai-senpai and Aurora-senpai.
[07:53] Mushroom Minoa
    We always had anime to talk about.
[07:56] Minowatching
    I don't want everyone to leave me.
[07:59] Mushroom Minoa
    So let's just become anime.
[08:10] Minowatching
    No.
[08:20] Minowatching
    Ow...
[08:23] Dadadad
    Now you're getting it, Maya.
[08:25] Nonono
    I know.
[08:27] Dadadad
    Want to join the next event as a family?
[08:29] Nonono
    No way.
[08:30] Dadadad
    You're totally welcome to.
[08:31] Nonono
    No thanks.
[08:34] Minowatching
    What is this?!
[08:37] >3
    Got some time, little kitten?
[08:39] Minowatching
    Neko-senpai!
[08:41] >3
    Mrowr.
[08:42] Minowatching
    Meow.
[08:43] >3
    Now, are you ready?
[08:45] >3
    Let's run.
[08:46] Minowatching
    Okay-nya!
[08:48] >3
    You've rejected becoming an anime.
[08:51] >3
    You're going to be rejected, now, too.
[08:52] Minowatching
    Rejected?
[08:53] >3
    You're not going to exist in this world.
[08:55] Minowatching
    Is there no way to change
    things back to normal?
[08:58] >3
    We just need the beret.
[09:00] Minowatching
    What's the deal with that beret?
[09:03] >3
    It's the source of great power,
[09:05] >3
    connecting the anime world to the real world.
[09:14] Oh; Laura
    I found it!
[09:15] Oh; Laura
    I found it!
[09:17] Oh; Laura
    At last, I'm...
[09:19] >3
    We just need to bring the beret from the
    border between worlds back to the anime world.
[09:24] >3
    At least, that's my guess.
[09:26] Minowatching
    Border?
[09:27] >3
    It's the door in the club room. What else?
[09:30] Minowatching
    How did this happen in the first place?
[09:33] >3
    Long story short...
SIGN    Minoa's world
SIGN    What's inside here?
[09:35] [SONG] Text
    Desire to open the door
SIGN    Border
SIGN    Woo! High-school girl's voice! It's been a while!
SIGN    Desire to get a look at the high-school girl
SIGN    Coincidence!
SIGN    Just a peek!! In retrospect, this was a big bang-level bad move.
SIGN    Neko Excitement Gauge
SIGN    Anime world
[09:36] >3 Thanks; studio
    It's like this.
[09:36] Minowatching
    So it's all your fault!
[09:40] Minowatching
    I don't believe it.
[09:42] >3
    You know, though, this all happened
[09:45] >3
    because you let Aurora get in your head,
    and you opened the door.
[09:49] Minowatching
    Jeez!
[09:50] Minowatching
    You're going to blame me?
[10:00] Minowatching
    Something's coming.
[10:04] >3
    The eyecatch...
[10:05] Minowatching
    No!
SIGN    Anime-Gataris
SIGN    Minoa, Katharsis
[10:20] Minowatching
    That was terrible.
[10:21] >3
    I didn't expect the eyecatch.
[10:24] Minowatching
    What is this?
[10:25] >3
    The beret has begun purifying the world.
[10:27] >3
    It's all becoming a blank slate.
[10:29] Minowatching
    A blank slate?
[10:30] >3
    It's going to be erased.
[10:32] Minowatching
    This is bad!
[10:36] Minowatching
    It's all too late.
[10:39] Minowatching
    I had a fun life.
[10:42] >3
    Wait, wait, wait!
[10:45] >3
    Oy! Get a grip!
[10:46] >3
    You're being consumed by a recap episode!
[10:52] >3
    You're determined to take
    back your world, aren't you?
[10:55] Minowatching
    My world?
[10:58] >3
    The world that's vanishing now has
    in it your memories and your friends.
[11:03] Minowatching
    I won't let them erase my world!
[11:11] >3
    That's it!
[11:17] Minowatching
    Your paw is so squishy.
[11:19] >3
    It gets me any she-cat, every time.
[11:22] >3
    Let's go.
[11:23] >3
    Hurry!
[11:24] >3
    It's catching up!
[11:29] Minowatching
    What the heck?!
[11:31] >3
    It's trying to remove impurities.
[11:33] Minowatching
    Is there no one on my side?
[11:36] >3
    Sure there are.
[11:42] Flying Animu
    Minoa.
[11:44] Minowatching
    You're from Ultra Katharsis Koritsi.
[11:46] Minowatching
    No way!
[11:50] Minowatching
    The robot's coming!
[11:53] >3
    You have allies in the anime world.
[11:56] >3
    All the anime you've cherished.
[12:06] Minowatching
    It's so stiff.
[12:08] Minowatching
    Go, damn it!
[12:16] Minowatching
    It's the real thing!
[12:17] First-time VR experience
    Shoot, I'm getting nervous.
[12:20] >3
    I get the feeling, but pull the throttle.
[12:23] Minowatching
    Right.
[12:25] Minowatching
    Go!
[12:26] Minowatching
    Go!
[12:29] Flying Animu
    Hear my song!
[12:34] >3
    Get them!
[12:36] Minowatching
    Eternal Symphony!
[12:47] >3
    Damn, that's as far as we go.
[12:49] Minowatching
    I'm going to ram through.
[12:54] Minowatching
    My drill pierces the heavens!
[12:58] Minowatching
    Go!
[13:06] Minowatching
    Katharsis!
[13:09] Minowatching
    We did it!
[13:14] Minowatching
    Where am I?
[13:18] Minowatching
    What's going on?
[13:19] Minowatching
    Isn't this the climax?
[13:21] >3
    We went against this world.
[13:24] >3
    We've been erased.
[13:25] Minowatching
    No...
[13:26] Oh; Laura
    Mikene-chan!
[13:28] Minowatching
    Aurora-senpai?
[13:31] Oh; Laura
    Mikene-chan!
[13:34] Oh; Laura
    Mikene-chan!
[13:35] Minowatching
    Mikene-chan, he's calling you.
[13:38] Oh; Laura
    You're Mikene-chan.
[13:40] Minowatching
    I'm Minoa.
SIGN    Main characters
SIGN    "You're sorely mistaken if you think twin tails are all tsundere!"
SIGN    Kandaiji Saaya Twin tail blonde princess-type. Secretly an anime otaku, but it's totally obvious. Takes the story in an unimaginable direction.
SIGN    Character Moe
SIGN    "I watch lots of anime. I recently watched Ghli!"
SIGN    Yotsugi Mikene First-year high school student. Has an anime otaku sister, but is herself an anime newbie
SIGN    Protagonist
SIGN    "This world in which I exist is not the true world."
SIGN    Azusawa Najimi A seemingly bland girl who actually has huge boobs. Loves alternate world light novels. Shuts herself inside her own world with her obscure knowledge.
SIGN    Light Novel Type
SIGN    This is bad,
SIGN    we're back to the planning phase.
SIGN    That's a terrible name, even in planning!
[13:48] Oh; Laura**
    Nothing changes, even when I wear this.
[13:52] >3
    We can't make use of that.
[13:55] Oh; Laura
    Wear it for me, Mikene-chan!
[13:57] Minowatching
    It's Minoa.
[14:01] Oh; Laura
    With this hat, one can do anything.
[14:03] Oh; Laura
    It's a symbol of absolute status and power.
[14:07] Minowatching
    No.
[14:08] Minowatching
    The person who wore this
    never thought such a thing.
[14:12] Minowatching
    This hat is a symbol of dreams,
    aspirations, and passion.
[14:15] Minowatching
    It's the bridge between our
    world and the anime world.
[14:19] Oh; Laura
    All right.
[14:19] Oh; Laura
    So first, do something about my name!
[14:22] >3
    This kid totally doesn't get it.
[14:25] Minowatching
    Open the way to the border.
[14:41] Minowatching
    Guys...
[14:42] Ojojojo
    Come over here.
[14:44] Minowatching
    We're all going to vanish
    if we don't do something.
[14:46] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    Anime won't disappear.
[14:49] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    You're just being stubborn, Minoa.
[14:51] Mikoly Kaikin
    Join our family so that
    we may live on together.
[14:54] Ojojojo
    Don't oppose anime.
[15:00] Mikoly Kaikin
    I love anime.
[15:03] Mikoly Kaikin
    I absolutely love it now.
[15:04] Mikoly Kaikin
    I could see all kinds of things
    by talking about anime with you.
[15:09] Mikoly Kaikin
    And it made us friends.
[15:12] Mikoly Kaikin
    Arisu-chan, you invited me to the anime club.
[15:15] Mikoly Kaikin
    You opened the door to anime for me.
[15:18] Mikoly Kaikin
    That's where it all began.
[15:20] Mikoly Kaikin
    Miko-chan, you never gave up, no matter
    how many times the scenario got scrapped.
[15:24] Mikoly Kaikin
    You showed me the passion and
    perseverance it takes to make anime.
[15:28] Mikoly Kaikin
    Erika-senpai, you taught me how fun
    and amazing Akihabara and events are.
[15:32] Mikoly Kaikin
    You taught me to truly enjoy anime.
[15:36] Mikoly Kaikin
    Kaikai-senpai, you saved the anime club
[15:39] Mikoly Kaikin
    from its first crisis with
    your powerful speech.
[15:42] Mikoly Kaikin
    It's Kai.
[15:43] Minowatching
    I love anime.
[15:46] Minowatching
    Anime brought me together with you.
[15:50] Minowatching
    I love it.
[15:52] Minowatching
    But in this anime, my favorite
    people are disappearing.
[15:57] Minowatching
    I hate this piece of shit anime!
[16:00] Ojojojo
    Mi...no...a...
[16:06] Minowatching
    Wait!
[16:12] Minowatching
    Arisu...
[16:14] Your Name
    It's over.
[16:16] Your Name
    My name...
[16:18] Minowatching
    Aurora-senpai!
[16:20] Your Name
    Don't call me that!
[16:22] Minowatching
    You helped me a lot.
[16:26] Minowatching
    You always kept me from giving up.
[16:30] Minowatching
    I admire you, Aurora-senpai.
[16:35] Minowatching
    I won't give up.
[16:49] Minowatching
    No...
[16:51] Minowatching
    It's over?
[17:01] Minowatching
    Arisu-chan.
[17:03] Ojojojo
    Get a grip.
[17:08] Minowatching
    Guys... Why?
[17:11] Ojojojo
    There's still a lot of anime
    we need to talk about.
[17:15] Minowatching
    Arisu...
[17:17] Ojojojo
    We haven't finished talking.
[17:19] Cosplayer
    Especially after your passionate speech.
[17:21] Mikoly Kaikin
    I wouldn't mind appreciating you.
[17:24] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    We all appreciate you.
[17:25] Ojojojo
    Let's talk.
[17:27] Ojojojo
    A lot, lot, lot more.
[17:32] Minowatching
    But we have to take this beret
    to the other side of the door.
[17:36] Minowatching
    How do we do that?
[17:48] Minowatching
    You're kidding me!
[17:50] Minowatching
    RoboArisu?!
[17:53] Mikoly Kaikin
    It's answered my summoning and
    came from distant dimensions.
[17:57] Ojojojo
    The art's still shoddy.
[17:59] Ojojojo
    This is an exciting twist, don't you think?
[18:01] Minowatching
    Here we go, guys.
[18:04] Yendam
    Alpha!
[18:06] Yendam
    Alpha!
[18:06] Yendam
    Alpha!
[18:07] Yendam
    Alpha!
[18:12] Yendam
    Not enough money.
[18:15] Ojojojo
    Oh, dear.
[18:17] Minowatching
    Arisu-chan!
[18:18] Minowatching
    Don't try to solve everything with money.
[18:21] Ojojojo
    What else do we solve it with?
[18:24] Minowatching
    With our...
[18:26] Minowatching
    passion!
[18:31] Minowatching
    The rocket punch is the highlight of anime!
[18:46] >3
    The border's opened!
[18:51] Minowatching
    Neko-senpai.
[18:53] >3
    I'm sick of chasing this damn hat!
[18:57] Minowatching
    Aurora-senpai.
[18:59] Oh; Laura
    I want to change that name.
[19:02] Oh; Laura
    But you said you admire me, Minoa-chan.
[19:07] Oh; Laura
    I don't want to become shit anime, either.
[19:10] >3
    We're taking this situation to
    our side along with this beret.
[19:16] Minowatching
    But then...
[19:19] Minowatching
    Senpai!
[19:21] >3
    Later, Asagaya Minoa.
[19:23] >3
    Let's meet someday
    under happier circumstances.
[19:26] Ojojojo
    Aurora-senpai!
[19:28] Cosplayer
    Auroracchi!
[19:29] Mikoly Kaikin
    Aurora!
[19:32] Oh; Laura
    I told you, I don't like that name.
[19:35] Oh; Laura
    Oh, shit! My name!
[19:36] Oh; Laura
    Change my name!
[19:38] Minowatching
    What?
[19:39] Minowatching
    Err...
[19:42] Minowatching
    G-G-G-Grovelboy!
[19:43] Oh; Laura
    Grovel?!
[19:48] Minowatching
    Senpai!
[20:03] Where's my glasses
    Have you still not chosen a club, Mii-chan?
[20:06] ---
    Mm... not yet.
[20:09] Pink
    I personally like Hero School
    and Ru:ZERO this season.
[20:12] Pink
    I have big hopes for Shikabari,
    the original anime, too.
[20:15] Pink
    The Time Travel Shounen OP is legit, too.
[20:18] Pink
    Jun-nii's stylish fence jump!
[20:20] Yuwitching
    You sure do like anime, Minoa.
[20:22] Yuwitching
    This season's kind of lopsided, too, honestly.
[20:28] Ojojojo
    You like anime?
[20:32] Minowatching
    Yeah.
[20:33] Minowatching
    Actually, I love it.
[20:35] Ojojojo
    I do, too.
[20:37] Minowatching
    Really?
[20:38] Ojojojo
    I absolutely love Director Ogikubo.
[20:41] Minowatching
    You totally get it, Arisu-chan.
[20:43] Anti-purple
    What's all this fuss about?
[20:45] Minowatching
    Sorry, we got carried away.
[20:47] Anti-purple
    If you want to talk about anime so much,
    why don't you join the Anime Club?
[20:52] Ojojojo
    Anime Club?
[20:54] Anti-purple
    The president's a bit weird, though.
[20:58] Anti-purple
    Our Anime Club is good.
[21:01] Anti-green
    Wait, President!
[21:02] Anti-brown
    Pardon us.
[21:06] Ojojojo
    Here we are.
[21:07] Ojojojo
    Pardon me.
[21:11] Minowatching
    Miko-chan.
[21:12] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    I knew you'd come.
[21:14] Ojojojo
    So you did like anime.
[21:16] Cosplayer
    Are you looking to join?
[21:18] Cosplayer
    Welcome to the Anime Club.
[21:20] Cosplayer
    Mikocchi, can you redo this script? Thanks.
[21:24] Studious glasses girl with secretly huge breasts
    More changes?
[21:26] Cosplayer
    I'm looking forward to it, Chan-miko.
[21:29] Cosplayer
    Is that a character for
    the school festival anime?
[21:31] Mikoly Kaikin
    Something like that.
[21:32] Mikoly Kaikin
    He's a singing, dancing, idol-lover
    with special abilities.
[21:40] Minowatching
    What's over there?
[21:42] Cosplayer
    Why don't you open it?
[21:50] Ojojojo
    Look!
[21:51] Ojojojo
    It's a mountain of treasures!
SIGN    Aurora (Kouki)
SIGN    The End
[23:33] >3
    What?
[23:34] >3
    Are we seriously doing this?
[23:36] >3
    Who does this after the heartwarming finale?!
[23:38] >3
    After that ending?!
[23:40] >3
    Oh, whatever.
[23:42] >3
    Merry Christmas, everyone!
[23:44] >3
    And next week, happy New Year.
SIGN    Thanks for watching
[23:47] Shhh don't tell the sub
    Meow.