1 - Minoa, Anime Rookie!

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[01:09] Pink
    I slept in!
[01:25] TV
    It's getting some incredible hype.
SIGN    Tourism economy booming in city
    where popular anime Galtan is set
SIGN    Galtan's economic effects on the town of Oarai
[01:28] TV
    It's having an amazing effect on the economy.
[01:33] Pink
    Morning!
[01:34] Taki-sensei-dad
    Morning, Minoa.
[01:41] Pink
    Jeez, why didn't anyone wake me up?
[01:45] Orange
    I did.
[01:46] Orange
    And you were like...
[01:49] Orange
    "Asagaya Minoa is now awake, sir!"
[01:52] Orange
    "Ready for action, sir!"
[01:56] Pink
    Was I?
[01:58] Orange
    It's what always happens, though.
[02:00] Pink
    Why didn't you wake me up again, then?
[02:05] Pink
    You're taking it pretty easy today.
[02:07] Orange
    We don't have morning practice today.
[02:08] Mom
    What about you, Mii-chan?
[02:10] Mom
    Aren't you going to join a club or anything?
[02:12] Pink
    Not really.
[02:13] Pink
    I'm not like Onee-chan.
    I'm not athletic or anything.
[02:17] Mom
    What about an arts club?
[02:20] Pink
    An arts club?
[02:22] ---
    It's okay, Mii-chan.
[02:24] Orange
    You've been the type to play inside your
    room rather than outside, even as a kid.
[02:30] Pink
    Onee-chan, did I watch
     anime when I was little?
[02:35] Orange
    I think you did.
[02:37] Orange
    Haritaro and Dezumon and all that.
[02:39] Orange
    I watched PreFae with you.
[02:43] Orange
    Thanks for the meal.
[02:44] Pink
    PreFae, huh?
[02:46] Pink
    That's not it.
[02:49] Pink
    I'm leaving.
[02:51] Taki-sensei-dad
    Minoa, let's go to the station together.
[02:53] Pink
    I'm going to be late.
[03:07] Bike
    Morning.
[03:08] Not-bike
    Erika! Give me a ride!
[03:09] Not-bike
    Nope. Double riding is illegal.
[03:17] A
    Go Sakaneko!
[03:18] A
    Go! Go!
[04:57] Pink
    Morning.
[04:59] A
    Morning.
[05:00] B
    Morning, Minocchi.
[05:03] Pink
    Morning, Kouenji-san.
[05:05] Glasses
    Good morning.
[05:07] Pink
    What are you reading?
[05:09] Pink
    That's a title?
[05:10] Pink
    "A Certain..."
[05:12] Glasses
    A Certain Report on the Irresponsible
    and Depressing Chronicles
[05:15] Glasses
    of Me and a Certain Eccentric
    Childhood Friend.
[05:18] Pink
    Th-That sounds complicated.
[05:21] Glasses
    It's not complicated.
[05:23] Glasses
    It's about a pathologically tardy protagonist
[05:25] Glasses
    and their time-wasting childhood friend.
[05:28] Pink
    O-Oh, yeah?
[05:37] A
    M-Morning.
[05:39] Glitter
    Good day.
[05:41] A
    Sh-She's so cute.
[05:43] B
    I love the way she's just
    slightly condescending.
[05:44] Pink
    Morning, Kamiigusa-san.
[05:46] Glitter
    Good day.
[05:49] Brown
    Morning, Minoa.
[05:51] Pink
    Morning.
[05:54] Brown
    Something about Kamiigusa-san?
[05:57] Pink
    Nah, she just seems so flawless,
    I don't know how to approach her.
[06:03] Brown
    From what I've heard, she's...
[06:06] Glitter
    Sebas!
[06:12] Glitter
    Well done.
[06:15] Brown
    She's really well-to-do.
[06:19] Pink
    Yeah, I totally get that.
[06:22] Pink
    I saw your morning practice.
[06:25] Brown
    I can't improve my time.
[06:27] Pink
    Hey, what made you decide
    to join the track club?
[06:31] Brown
    I saw a broadcast of the Olympics
    when I was in elementary school.
[06:35] Brown
    I was awed by the female athletes.
[06:38] Brown
    I wanted to be able to run like them.
[06:42] Pink
    You were moved as a child, huh?
[06:45] Brown
    Don't you have anything like that, Minoa?
[06:49] Pink
    Do you watch anime, Yui-chan?
[06:51] Brown
    Anime?
[06:53] Brown
    Not really, I guess.
[06:55] Pink
    Yeah?
[06:56] Brown
    Was there an anime that moved you as a kid?
[06:59] Pink
    Not so much moved, but there's
    one that I'm curious about.
[07:03] Brown
    What's it called?
[07:05] Pink
    That's the thing. I don't know.
[07:09] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    There's the bell.
[07:11] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Morning, everyone.
[07:13] A
    Good morning.
[07:16] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Well, it's been almost a month
    since the entrance ceremony.
[07:20] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Are you enjoying high school life?
[07:25] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Oh my, you're so quiet.
[07:28] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    I'm feeling lonely.
[07:31] Pink
    Roppongi-sensei's so colorful.
[07:34] Brown
    He's like that at track practice, too.
[07:48] A
    Phone call for Gomon-sensei.
[07:50] A
    Please come to the staff office.
[07:53] Pink
    You're buying bread on top of your bento box?
[07:56] Brown
    You burn up a lot of calories
    when you're in track.
[08:00] Pink
    Oh yeah, my sister eats a lot, too.
[08:03] Glitter
    Asagaya-san...
[08:04] Pink
    Yes?
[08:06] Pink
    K-Kamiigusa-san!
[08:09] Brown
    Her aura's amazing,
    even during lunch break...
[08:12] Glitter
    May I have a word with you?
[08:14] Pink
    Yes.
[08:15] Glitter
    I need to talk to you.
[08:17] Glitter
    Would you kindly spare me
    some time after school?
[08:20] Pink
    Talk?
[08:22] Glitter
    I'll be waiting at the art room show hall.
[08:25] Glitter
    I ask you to come alone.
[08:27] Pink
    Um...
[08:28] Pink
    What are we...
[08:30] Glitter
    Understood?
[08:31] Pink
    What are we talking about?
[08:33] Glitter
    I'll see you there.
[08:39] A
    Did she get called out?
[08:41] B
    Does she have her eye on her?
[08:43] Pink
    Did I do something wrong?
[08:47] Brown
    D-Dunno...
SIGN    Verb usage
[08:49] Sensei
    There's a 70% chance this
    is going to be on the exam,
[08:53] Sensei
    depending on my mood that day.
[08:56] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    That's it for homeroom.
[08:58] A
    The budgeting committee meeting
    will be beginning at 4 PM today.
[08:58] Generic RPG Aniem Villain
    Class committee, could you give me a hand?
[09:02] A
    All club presidents, please assemble
    at the student committee office.
[09:10] Brown
    Want me to come with you?
[09:13] Pink
    It's okay, you should go to your club.
[09:16] Brown
    But...
[09:16] Pink
    She asked me to come by myself.
[09:28] ---
    You dropped something.
[09:30] Poodlehead
    Watch it!
[09:31] Poodlehead
    You must be careful about
    touching that grimoire.
[09:35] Pink
    Grimoire?
[09:37] Poodlehead
    Abracadabra, pasta la vista!
[09:42] Poodlehead
    It's safe to touch now.
[09:44] Poodlehead
    I set up a barrier.
[09:45] Pink
    R-Right.
[09:51] Poodlehead
    Danke schön.
[09:53] Poodlehead
    Danke?
[09:59] Pink
    People don't really come here.
[10:02] Glitter
    That's why I called you here.
[10:05] Glitter
    I'm glad you came.
[10:09] Pink
    Um...
[10:10] Pink
    What did you want to talk to me about?
[10:13] Glitter
    Answer my questions honestly.
[10:18] Glitter
    Understood?
SIGN    Minoa, Anime Rookie!
[10:39] Glitter
    Asagaya Minoa-san...
[10:41] Pink
    Y-Yes?
[10:46] Glitter
    Do you like anime?
[10:49] Pink
    What?
[10:51] Glitter
    Do you like anime?
[10:52] Pink
    Anime?
[10:54] Glitter
    You were asking Obata-san this
    morning if she watches anime.
[10:58] Pink
    Oh, yeah...
[10:59] Glitter
    What are you watching this season?
[11:02] Pink
    This season?
[11:02] Glitter
    I personally like Hero School and Ru:ZERO.
[11:05] Glitter
    I have big hopes for Shikabari,
    the original anime, too.
[11:08] Glitter
    The Time Travel Shounen OP is legit, too.
[11:11] Glitter
    Jun-nii's stylish fence jump!
[11:13] Pink
    Shikabari?
[11:17] Glitter
    Oh, maybe we don't have any taste overlap.
[11:21] Glitter
    Are you into slice-of-life, then?
[11:22] Pink
    Overlap? What?
[11:24] Glitter
    This season's kind of lopsided, honestly.
[11:27] Glitter
    Too many battle anime.
[11:28] Glitter
    Tamukeda and Toramiko are about
    the only slice-of-life shows.
[11:30] Glitter
    Oh, Bakusou?
[11:32] Glitter
    Nah, that's a bike show pretending
    to be a slice-of-life show.
[11:35] Glitter
    Oh, I dabble in delinquent stuff, though.
[11:38] Glitter
    They're a bit old,
    but Kyou Kara Sessha Wa!! and Angel Story...
[11:42] Glitter
    Wait, both are OVAs.
[11:44] Glitter
    There's a remake boom happening now, though.
[11:46] Glitter
    I wonder if they're going to make an anime
     based on The Guy Who Dances With Bad Luck?
[11:50] Glitter
    Huh?
[11:51] Glitter
    That's not it, either?
[11:54] Glitter
    Oh, do you like otome stuff?
[11:56] Glitter
    Or hardcore robot anime?
[12:00] Glitter
    You were talking about anime, weren't you?
[12:03] Pink
    No, I, uh...
[12:04] Pink
    I watched a normal amount of anime as a kid.
[12:06] Pink
    Gachiemon and stuff.
[12:08] Glitter
    Gachiemon!
[12:09] Glitter
    Nobue? Karashi?
[12:10] Glitter
    Which movie did you like?
[12:12] Glitter
    I liked Chijipara Suikoden.
[12:14] Glitter
    A lot of people online like the 70s version,
[12:16] Glitter
    but I swear, the 2000s version has way
    better character design than the original.
[12:22] Pink
    I'm sorry, who's Nobue?
[12:28] Glitter
    Forget everything I just said.
[12:31] Pink
    I never knew you liked anime, Kamiigusa-san.
[12:34] Pink
    You really don't look like the type.
[12:37] Glitter
    Is there a problem with that?
[12:39] Pink
    No, I got the sense that
    you really like anime.
[12:44] Pink
    You were talking really
    enthusiastically just now.
[12:49] Pink
    I thought you were more unapproachable.
[12:54] Glitter
    Unapproachable?
[12:56] Glitter
    Perhaps.
[12:58] Pink
    I wish you'd always talk like you just did.
[13:02] Glitter
    Good day.
[13:03] Pink
    Wait!
[13:04] Pink
    It's true that there's an anime I've been
    curious about ever since I was little.
[13:10] Pink
    But I can't remember which anime it was.
[13:16] Pink
    You seem to know a lot.
[13:19] Pink
    Maybe you'd know which one it is.
[13:23] Glitter
    Describe a scene to me.
[13:25] Pink
    A robot stands up, and a
    girl transforms and sings,
[13:29] Pink
    and they fly up into the sky with an angel.
[13:32] Glitter
    That's it?
[13:34] Pink
    That's it.
[13:35] Pink
    But I have dreams about it, too.
[13:38] Pink
    It must have been really moving to me.
[13:41] Glitter
    Standing. Transforming. Singing.
[13:45] Glitter
    Into the sky with an angel. Moving.
[13:53] Glitter
    It might be the final episode
    of Espoir no Shoujo Kaiji.
[13:57] Pink
    Nope.
[14:00] Glitter
    A Dog of Decadence.
[14:01] Glitter
    This is the show about
     angels and going into the sky.
[14:03] Glitter
    The last episode was so sad!
[14:05] Glitter
    I cried so hard.
[14:07] Pink
    That's not it.
[14:09] Glitter
    Cinnamon Roll Z.
[14:11] Glitter
    Previous Genesis Everstrike.
[14:13] Glitter
    Autumn Wars.
[14:15] Pink
    I don't think that's it.
[14:17] Glitter
    Are you sure it's an anime?
[14:19] Pink
    I'm certain.
[14:21] Glitter
    I don't have enough information.
[14:23] Glitter
    Maybe if I knew what
    happens before or after.
[14:26] Pink
    I wonder if I'm remembering wrong.
[14:30] Glitter
    I apologize for not being of assistance.
[14:32] Pink
    I'm sorry, too.
[14:34] Pink
    I don't know too much about anime.
[14:38] Glitter
    It's all right.
[14:39] Pink
    I know! We just need to go where there are
    a lot of people who are familiar with anime.
[14:46] Glitter
    Wait, where are we going?
[14:48] Pink
    Don't most high schools have an Anime Club?
[14:51] Pink
    Let's see, fine arts,
    Japanese cultural history,
[14:55] Pink
    provincial art, tea...
[14:58] Glitter
    If you're looking for the Anime Club, I...
[15:02] Pink
    Don't you want to talk more about anime?
[15:05] Pink
    Don't you want to have more
    fun talking about anime?
[15:08] Glitter
    Well...
[15:09] Pink
    Light music club, classical
    literature club, NJ club...
SIGN    Anime Club
[15:17] Pink
    I found it, the Anime Club!
[15:20] Glitter
    Asagaya-san, that room...
[15:22] Pink
    Come on!
[15:25] Pink
    Hello?
[15:29] ---
    Huh?
[15:31] Glitter
    The Anime Club isn't active.
[15:35] Glitter
    I looked it up on the day
    of the entrance ceremony.
[15:40] Pink
    Oh.
[15:42] Pink
    It's not active?
[15:48] Pink
    I wonder if they still have a room.
SIGN    Wh-What?
[15:53] Glitter
    Th-This is the first issue
    of Anime Shangri-La!
[15:58] Pink
    Is that one of those anime magazines?
SIGN    Anime Shangri-La
[16:00] Glitter
    It's a treasure!
[16:02] Pink
    Anime's amazing.
[16:06] Pink
    I mean, it lets me see you
    make all kinds of faces.
[16:10] Glitter
    Stop that.
[16:12] Pink
    I'm sure the Anime Club would be fun.
[16:15] Glitter
    But what's the use if it isn't active?
[16:18] Pink
    Just start one.
[16:21] Pink
    You could do it.
[16:23] Glitter
    Start one?
[16:25] Pink
    Just recruit some members.
[16:27] Pink
    There are so many students at school.
[16:31] Pink
    There's no way you're
    the only anime fan here.
[16:35] Glitter
    Maybe, but...
[16:37] Pink
    Right?
[16:37] Pink
    You should do it.
[16:38] Pink
    I'll help you find members.
[16:41] Glitter
    But...
[16:42] Pink
    I like seeing you talk about anime.
[16:46] Glitter
    Asagaya-san...
[16:48] Pink
    You have to take the initiative.
[16:50] Glitter
    Yeah.
[16:52] Glitter
    You might be right.
[16:54] Pink
    Of course I am.
[16:56] Glitter
    I'll do it.
[16:57] Pink
    Yup.
[16:59] Glitter
    We have to make an official submission
    to the student committee.
[17:01] Glitter
    I think we need a minimum of six members.
[17:04] Pink
    You'll find five more in no time.
[17:08] Glitter
    You're right.
[17:09] Glitter
    I've already found one.
[17:12] Glitter
    Me and you.
[17:14] Glitter
    We just need four more.
[17:16] Pink
    Um...
[17:17] Pink
    I'll help you find members,
    but I'm not joining.
[17:21] Glitter
    We're putting up recruiting flyers tomorrow.
[17:24] Pink
    I told you, I don't really know enough
    about anime to join an Anime Club.
[17:31] Glitter
    I'll lend you just a small selection
    of beginners' anime from my library.
[17:36] Pink
    A selection?!
[17:38] Glitter
    The Girl who Slept Through Time and Replica.
[17:40] Glitter
    They're movies, so they shouldn't
    take more than two hours each.
[17:44] Pink
    This is getting complicated...
[17:47] Glitter
    Anyway, let's clean this room up.
[17:55] Glitter
    Does that door lead to a storage room?
[18:03] Glitter
    I'll go to the student council and
    borrow a key if they have one.
[18:07] Pink
    Okay.
[18:16] Pink
    It's open.
[18:20] Pink
    Hey!
[18:21] Pink
    What...
[18:30] Pink
    It opened.
[18:31] Pink
    And why is there a cat inside?
[18:38] Pink
    A beret?
[18:44] Glitter
    I asked, but they don't
    have a key for that door.
[18:47] Glitter
    Oh, it's open?
[18:48] Pink
    Yeah, it opened.
[18:51] Glitter
    So it wasn't locked, then?
[18:54] Glitter
    A cat?
[18:55] Pink
    How did it get in?
[18:57] Pink
    The door was closed.
[18:58] Glitter
    It might have wandered in through
    the air ducts or something.
[19:02] Pink
    Oh, right.
[19:05] Pink
    Over here, kitty.
[19:09] Glitter
    What a hostile cat.
[19:19] Glitter
    Now that it's clean,
     let's go home for the day.
[19:23] Glitter
    I need you to watch that.
[19:27] Glitter
    Let's go.
[19:29] Pink
    Bye, kitty.
[19:37] Glitter
    Now, we're going to be busy tomorrow.
[19:40] Glitter
    We're going to start handing out
     flyers from before 8:00 AM.
[19:42] Glitter
    Don't you dare be late.
[19:44] Pink
    Um...
[19:45] Pink
    Just to make sure, am I—
[19:47] Glitter
    You're a member.
[19:48] Pink
    Of course.
[19:51] Pink
    Huge.
[19:54] Pink
    I-Is this your ride, Kamiigusa-san?
[19:57] Pink
    It's huge.
[19:58] Pink
    Your car's huge.
[19:59] Glitter
    See you tomorrow.
[20:01] Pink
    Yeah.
[20:03] Pink
    See you.
[20:06] Glitter
    Asagaya-san...
[20:10] Glitter
    Thanks.
[20:14] Glitter
    I look forward to working with you.
[20:17] Pink
    Same.
[20:20] Glitter
    Good day.
[20:23] Pink
    I hope we find members soon.
[20:26] Glitter
    We will.
[20:27] Glitter
    We'll find those of the same mind as us.
[20:34] Pink
    Of the same mind as us?
[20:37] Pink
    Well, all right.
[20:40] Pink
    I wonder who's going to join.
SIGN    God's Love on This
    Wonderful Blessing!
[20:43] A
    I finally got that rare,
    exclusive merchandise!
SIGN    Maria Clara
[20:47] [SONG] Text
    Anime Announced!
[20:53] A
    Nakano-senpai!
[20:54] B
    Senpai!
[20:57] C
    Bye-bye.
[21:14] Pink
    It's so windy!
[21:24] Pink
    Huh?
[21:25] Pink
    It's gone.
[21:27] Pink
    Crap, I think I left my phone at school.
SIGN    Anime Club
[21:36] Pink
    It's gone!
[21:39] Pink
    Where did I leave it...
[21:42] Pink
    Ow!
[21:43] Neko
    So you're the "clumsy girl" type.
[21:46] Pink
    Who's there?
[21:48] Neko
    Is this what you're looking for?
[21:53] Pink
    The cat...
[21:55] Pink
    It's talking!
[23:31] Neko
    Remakes get lame after a while.
[23:35] Neko
    Next episode, we find out who the caller was.
[23:38] Neko
    Don't drop us after the first episode.