6 - Kaikai Love Climax Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Purple     Come on, run! [00:03] Purple     Summer camp is just beginning! [00:08] Purple     Okay, that's it for morning training. [00:10] Purple     Let's hit the showers. SIGN    Men SIGN    Women [00:19] Sports     Let's make today another good day! [01:54] Sports     First, we'll get on the wrapped     train on the Kashima Line, [01:58] Sports     and we'll check out the outlet     gallery and the Aqua Tower, [02:02] Sports     and we'll put up our ita-wishing     plaques at the shrine. [02:04] Sports     We need to visit the udon shop that Tildama II crashed into in Urban Warfare, [02:08] Sports     and check to see if there's still     a blue seat at the Seasider Hotel. [02:12] Puke Green     I want to see the victory     flag in person, too. [02:15] Teacup Tourist     You mean that legendary one that     a firetruck raised at a parade. [02:18] You can't read a Pocky; dear     We have to be sure to     find some good food, too. [02:20] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Hamburg steaks with school     crests and kushikatsu. [02:23] Pink Wearing Pink     Anmitsu is a must, too. [02:25] Pink Wearing Pink     Let's be sure to get the ankou     manju before it gets sold out. [02:28] Teacup Tourist     Looks like your studying     is paying off, Minoa. [02:31] Pink Wearing Pink     Yup. [02:32] Pink Wearing Pink     I looked up a lot of     information on the meccas. [02:36] Pink Wearing Pink     There are around 3,000     anime meccas across Japan. [02:40] Pink Wearing Pink     Oarai, Chichibu, and... [02:44] Puke Green     Sayama and Kamakura, and     Onomichi and the Hida region. [02:48] Puke Green     Due to the anime boom, SIGN    Oarai [02:50] Puke Green     many local governments and shopping districts cooperate proactively, too. [02:54] Pink Wearing Pink     That's amazing. SIGN    Chichibu [02:56] Pink Wearing Pink     But why do people travel to the meccas? SIGN    Sayama [03:00] Teacup Tourist     You can have fun pretending     you're one of the characters, [03:02] Teacup Tourist     or you can revel in the amazement of being     at the site of a special scene in an anime. [03:07] Teacup Tourist     It's also entertaining to play     detective and think about [03:10] Teacup Tourist     why a scene doesn't look     exactly like the location. [03:13] Pink Wearing Pink     I see. SIGN    Kamakura [03:15] You can't read a Pocky; dear     You get to hear the voice actors     say lines exclusively [03:18] You can't read a Pocky; dear     for the meccas and buy merchandise. SIGN    Onomichi [03:21] Puke Green     You can talk to other fans or     ask a local where a rare banner is. [03:26] Puke Green     You can make new friends, too. SIGN    Hida [03:28] Green Wearing Green     You can use smartphone apps, too. [03:30] Green Wearing Green     You can look at maps or take     photos with characters. [03:34] Pink Wearing Pink     I'm installing that, too. [03:36] Teacup Tourist     It's easy to get exited, but it's     important to mind your manners. [03:40] Pink Wearing Pink     Roger that. [03:41] Pink Wearing Pink     This app's amazing. [03:43] Teacup Tourist     It is. [03:44] Green Wearing Green     Right? [03:44] Teacup Tourist     I never knew about this app. [03:50] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Would you like some? [03:59] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Sorry. [04:00] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Are you— [04:02] You can't read a Pocky; dear     What's wrong? You're sweating like mad. [04:07] Romcom     This isn't my genre! [04:10] Romcom     Zetoro! Zetoro, are you here?! [04:14] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Apple, otherwise known as Margrave     Mijareabatgolt has run off. [04:28] (Flashback) You can't read a Pocky; dear     Hey, Musashisakai-senpai... [04:33] (Flashback) You can't read a Pocky; dear     Actually, never mind. [04:36] (Flashback) Romcom     She opens a conversation     before promptly ending it, [04:38] (Flashback) Romcom     her long eyelashes fluttering     with timidity and hesitation. [04:42] (Flashback) Romcom     Her silhouette vanishes,     melting into the sunset. [04:46] (Flashback) Romcom     Could this be foreshadowing of a central     development in the narrative yet to come? [04:52] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green     Hey, that looked promising. [04:55] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green     In-club romance, huh? [04:56] (Flashback) Green Wearing Green     You're more than welcome. [04:58] (Flashback) Romcom     In-club romance? What are you talking about? [05:01] (Flashback) Romcom     No way... Kouenji? [05:03] (Flashback) Romcom     For me? [05:06] Romcom     Calm down. [05:07] Romcom     Calm down, Musashisakai Kai. [05:09] Romcom     Analyze the situation carefully. [05:13] Pink Wearing Pink     Kaikai-senpai. [05:14] Pink Wearing Pink     What's wrong? You just darted away. [05:18] Romcom     My brain is currently executing Emergency Order 999, the heartless seal. [05:25] Romcom     To use the language of the commoners, [05:27] Romcom     I am currently investigating     the conspiracy known as "love." [05:30] Romcom     Leave me be! [05:32] Pink Wearing Pink     Thank goodness. [05:34] Pink Wearing Pink     You're still the usual Kaikai-senpai. [05:37] Pink Wearing Pink     Wait, something's not right. [05:39] Pink Wearing Pink     He hasn't done his usual... [05:41] Pink Wearing Pink     Musashisakai... [05:42] Romcom     Kai! [05:43] Pink Wearing Pink     Looks like you're okay. [05:46] Pink Wearing Pink     I can't wait for the hot springs, either. [05:49] Pink Wearing Pink     Speaking of hot springs, there     were no God rays in Girls & Tank. [05:53] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Bath scenes can really influence     how a show is perceived. [05:57] You can't read a Pocky; dear     They can't help but be careful. [05:59] Pink Wearing Pink     God rays! [06:00] Pink Wearing Pink     I know what those are. [06:01] Pink Wearing Pink     They're one of the mysteries of anime that     show up on TV and vanish on the discs. [06:07] Pink Wearing Pink     I've never seen one before. [06:09] Pink Wearing Pink     I can't wait to see. [06:11] Teacup Tourist     These travel bookmarks     are really well chosen. [06:14] Green Wearing Green     Minoacchi did a lot of the research for us. [06:17] Green Wearing Green     She stayed until really     late at the club room. [06:19] Pink Wearing Pink     Nah, I'm still a newbie. [06:22] Pink Wearing Pink     My friend in the track club is at     training camp for a whole month. [06:27] (Flashback) Sports     I'm hoping to beat my own record at the camp. [06:31] (Flashback) Sports     Watch me get it done! [06:34] Green Wearing Green     Japan's first anime minister! [06:37] Teacup Tourist     I hope you come visit our country. [06:40] Pink Wearing Pink     What are you guys talking about? [06:42] You can't read a Pocky; dear     We're discussing our ambitious     goals as anime club members. [06:47] Pink Wearing Pink     Wow. [06:48] Pink Wearing Pink     But what do you mean by anime minister? [06:51] Green Wearing Green     I'm not sure, but I guess it's the wish     that anime will bring the world together. [06:57] Green Wearing Green     What about you guys? [06:59] Teacup Tourist     To have a commanding knowledge     of all the anime in existence, [07:02] Teacup Tourist     and store it all in here. [07:04] You can't read a Pocky; dear     To write a light novel and have     it become an anime one day. [07:07] Green Wearing Green     To destroy the wall between 2D and 3D. [07:10] Green Wearing Green     There's no reason to make     a distinction, anyway. [07:15] Pink Wearing Pink     It's amazing that you all have proper goals. [07:18] Pink Wearing Pink     I don't have anything. [07:21] Green Wearing Green     Okay, let's announce our goals for today. [07:24] Green Wearing Green     Bam! SIGN    Girls &     Tank Tops SIGN    Concept Art [07:25] Green Wearing Green     Get through all the cuts in Girls & Tank! [07:27] Teacup Tourist     That's exciting. [07:29] You can't read a Pocky; dear     That's brutal. [07:31] You can't read a Pocky; dear     But it's to be expected of     a pilgrimage to the meccas. [07:34] Pink Wearing Pink     And a disc festival at the hotel. [07:37] Green Wearing Green     Let's do this! SIGN    Helping to Raise Children Oarai, city of kind smiles [07:45] Pink Wearing Pink     Here we go, our mecca tour! [07:48] Green Wearing Green     Let's get our first stamp! [07:56] Green Wearing Green     Here we are. SIGN    Udon [07:58] Green Wearing Green     This is the shop that... SIGN    Nekomura Head Shop [08:00] Green Wearing Green     Rosehappy's Crubaider took Klaklara's T-34     with it and crashed into in the movie... [08:04] Pink Wearing Pink     And got destroyed! [08:07] Pink Wearing Pink     It's the real thing! [08:09] Pink Wearing Pink     Wow! [08:11] Pink Wearing Pink     I'm sorry! [08:11] Pink Wearing Pink     I'm sorry! [08:13] Green Wearing Green     Woo! [08:18] Teacup Tourist     People are really into it. [08:20] Pink Wearing Pink     I bought these. [08:22] Green Wearing Green     That's kind of you, Minoacchi. [08:33] Green Wearing Green     Well, you know what they say     about poop and good fortune. [08:37] Teacup Tourist     Come on, chin up. [08:39] Teacup Tourist     Look, it's the same scene that Rinpomi saw. [08:44] Pink Wearing Pink     It's so pretty. [08:47] Pink Wearing Pink     You're right. [08:48] Pink Wearing Pink     I have to enjoy the pilgrimage. [08:54] Pink Wearing Pink     Look out! [08:56] Pink Wearing Pink     Wait! [09:02] Pink Wearing Pink     I keep screwing up. [09:05] Green Wearing Green     Don't worry about it. [09:07] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Things happen when you travel. [09:11] Romcom     Things happen?! [09:12] Green Wearing Green     The clumsy-girl character     is part of your charm. [09:15] Pink Wearing Pink     Right. [09:18] Pink Wearing Pink     Kaikai-senpai... [09:20] Pink Wearing Pink     Don't tell me he's angry... [09:32] Romcom     I didn't expect you to breach my barrier. [09:35] Romcom     Do you intend to control my heart? [09:44] Romcom     I won't let you! [09:47] Pink Wearing Pink     I shouldn't have come on the trip, should I? [09:50] Romcom     Begone, show yourself no more! [09:54] Pink Wearing Pink     I understand. [09:55] Pink Wearing Pink     It's my fault. [09:57] Pink Wearing Pink     I'll take the next train home. [10:00] Teacup Tourist     I don't mind you fighting the organization... [10:02] Green Wearing Green     ...but that was bad timing. [10:04] Romcom     S-Sorry. [10:05] You can't read a Pocky; dear     There, there. [10:10] ---     What?! [10:12] Green Wearing Green     There's no TV. [10:14] Pink Wearing Pink     No DVD player. [10:16] Green Wearing Green     We're going to miss Yuri!!! on Nice. [10:19] Teacup Tourist     What's going to happen to our     overnight DVD viewing party? [10:22] Boring Chuck from Oharai     Yo, you guys are late. [10:24] Boring Chuck from Oharai     I've been waiting for you. [10:25] Green Wearing Green     Gomon-sensei! [10:26] Green Wearing Green     What is the meaning of this?! [10:28] Boring Chuck from Oharai     Sorry about that. [10:31] Boring Chuck from Oharai     I couldn't get funding.     This is the best I could find. [10:34] Teacup Tourist     Why didn't you use the club funding, then? [10:37] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Who was it that used 640,000     of club funds, again? [10:40] Boring Chuck from Oharai     The outdoor baths are pretty nice, though. [10:43] Boring Chuck from Oharai     They have cutting-edge massage machines, too. [10:50] Teacup Tourist     I can't hang all of them. [10:52] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Of course you can't. [10:54] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Going somewhere, Minoa? [10:56] Pink Wearing Pink     N-No, I'm just going to take a bath. [11:06] Pink Wearing Pink     What am I even doing? [11:08] Pink Wearing Pink     I'm ruining our club trip. [11:16] Pink Wearing Pink     I guess I'll just go take a bath. SIGN    Outdoor Baths SIGN    Forest [11:20] Romcom     One often forgets that they     live in the Meatspace, [11:25] Romcom     imagining the world they idolize     in superposition with reality. [11:28] Romcom     As in Donmachi and Aekoi. [11:31] Puke Green     The protagonist is adored by a cute girl. [11:35] Romcom     Indeed. [11:36] Romcom     Should that happen in real life, [11:38] Romcom     you wouldn't fully believe     it could be happening to you. [11:41] Romcom     You would want to know how she really feels. [11:44] Romcom     As soon as possible. [11:45] Romcom     Immediately, if possible! [11:47] Romcom     Oh, I'm asking for a friend. [11:51] Puke Green     So you're asking how to know     how a girl feels about you? [11:57] Puke Green     Well, I think girls constantly give some     kind of hint to the person they like. [12:06] Romcom     Hints? [12:07] Puke Green     For example, in Oresama Monogatari, [12:11] Puke Green     Tsuyoo misses all of Tomato-chan's signs of love [12:13] Puke Green     because he feels certain that     no one could ever like him. [12:16] Romcom     Indeed, objectively, it was     quite an obvious sign of love. [12:20] Puke Green     You should analyze the girl's actions with     a clean slate, without any preconceptions. [12:26] Puke Green     A message, a phone call, a fleeting glance... [12:31] Romcom     With a clean slate... [12:33] Romcom     What she did earlier... [12:35] Romcom     Was that a sign of love? [12:38] Romcom     Was that not an accident     but a deliberate act? [12:43] Romcom     Am I already under her spell? [12:48] Romcom     What other signs of love were there? [12:51] Romcom     Think, Musashisakai Kai! SIGN    Do you have a minute? It's about Minoa.     It's not that I need advice, but there's something     we need to talk about. Please hear us out.     The three of us girls are headed     to your room. See you there. ♥ [13:01] Romcom     A heart mark! SIGN    Kaikai Love Climax [13:15] Romcom     A heart mark! [13:18] Puke Green     A heart mark? [13:20] Puke Green     You mean the heart mark in LINE Chat? [13:22] Puke Green     I guess. [13:23] Puke Green     I hear girls use them pretty casually, [13:26] Puke Green     but some girls only use them     for people they really like. [13:29] Puke Green     It's hard to tell, because it     depends on her personality. [13:32] Romcom     Which is it?! [13:34] Romcom     All is determined by the Shrimp's Gate. [13:37] Romcom     Is there no way to resist it?! [13:41] Green Wearing Green     We're coming in. [13:42] Puke Green     Come in. [13:44] Puke Green     Want me to close the gate? [13:45] Puke Green     It's a club meeting. [13:46] Romcom     Oh. [13:47] Romcom     Right. [13:49] Teacup Tourist     It's unusual for Minoa to be depressed. [13:52] Teacup Tourist     I'm worried. [13:54] You can't read a Pocky; dear     I feel like we've discovered a new persona. [13:58] Puke Green     I think Minoa-chan is trying to find     her identity as an anime club member. [14:03] Aidenteitei     Identity? [14:05] Teacup Tourist     She doesn't need to think about that. [14:07] Teacup Tourist     She just has to be herself. [14:09] Puke Green     What would that be like? [14:11] You can't read a Pocky; dear     I think of her listening     to people with a smile. [14:15] Green Wearing Green     But she can sometimes be surprisingly     passionate and proactive. [14:20] Teacup Tourist     Yes, like the time I got     in a fight with Miko. [14:23] (Flashback) Pink     I'd feel bad for anime if we     rejected each other over it. [14:27] You can't read a Pocky; dear     She really touched my heart. [14:30] Green Wearing Green     And her speech at the student assembly... [14:32] (Flashback) Pink     We have lost but one club room... [14:36] Puke Green     The audience was baffled, but her effort     ultimately carried us to victory. [14:42] Green Wearing Green     Even when we were bummed out about     the club getting shut down... [14:45] (Flashback) Pink     I want to continue this club     with you and everyone else. [14:50] Teacup Tourist     She's always strong and hard-working. [14:53] Teacup Tourist     It's thanks to her that the Anime     Club exists as it does now. [14:57] Teacup Tourist     Minoa ought to just be her usual self. [15:01] You can't read a Pocky; dear     I agree. [15:02] Teacup Tourist     She's a precious friend. [15:05] Teacup Tourist     We're going to support her and     have her back, no matter what. [15:10] Green Wearing Green     Yeah. [15:11] Puke Green     Why don't you tell her that? [15:15] Green Wearing Green     Right. [15:16] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Yeah. [15:17] Teacup Tourist     Yes. [15:18] Teacup Tourist     Minoa's been in the bath     for a while now, though. [15:23] Pink     Where am I?! [15:24] Pink     Where's the bath?! SIGN    Outdoor Baths SIGN    Forest [15:27] Boring Chuck from Oharai     Let's split up and look for her. [15:30] Boring Chuck from Oharai     Call my cell phone if anything happens. [15:32] Boring Chuck from Oharai     Don't put yourselves in danger. [15:34] Teacup Tourist     Sebas! [16:01] Romcom     Does Kouenji really hurgh me? [16:05] Romcom     No! I need to focus on finding Asagaya. [16:09] Romcom     Still, I need to know. [16:13] Romcom     I've finally got it! [16:15] Romcom     Reading it vertically, it     says "I can't tell you <3" [16:21] Romcom     This heart is no doubt... [16:28] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Kai-senpai... [16:30] Romcom     Miko... [16:31] Romcom     It's the beginning of our rainbow days. [16:37] Romcom     What destructive power! [16:39] Romcom     Forgive me, Kouenji, I've just     now understood how you feel. [16:44] Romcom     It was true! [16:46] Romcom     I want to meet you now! [16:48] Romcom     But first, I must find Asagaya. [16:51] Romcom     Duty or love? [16:53] Romcom     We are just like a yin yang of fate. [16:55] Romcom     We shall someday marry. [16:57] Romcom     But first, I must part the     darkness and go forth. [17:00] Romcom     Part everything*!* [17:10] Puke Green     Are you all right, little kitten? [17:13] Pink     Nakano-senpai! [17:18] Puke Green     Are you having fun in the club? [17:20] Pink     Yes, of course. [17:22] Pink     I feel like anime's opened     up a whole new world for me. [17:27] Pink     I couldn't talk with Arisu-chan or     Miko-chan before, but now we're friends. [17:31] Pink     Of course, I'm glad I met you and     Kaikai-senpai and Erika-senpai. [17:37] Puke Green     Yeah? [17:38] Pink     But... [17:39] Pink     I'm screwing up our trip. [17:42] Pink     I kind of hate myself. [17:44] Puke Green     We were actually just     having a Minoa discussion. [17:48] Pink     A Minoa discussion? [17:50] Puke Green     We were talking about you. [17:53] Pink     What about me? [17:56] Puke Green     Do you want to know? [17:58] Puke Green     It's a secret. [18:00] Pink     Come on! [18:01] Puke Green     I can say this for certain, though: [18:04] Puke Green     that everyone loves you. [18:08] Teacup Tourist     Minoa! [18:10] Puke Green     See? [18:11] Puke Green     You can tell from the looks on     their faces that I'm not lying. [18:18] Teacup Tourist     Minoa! [18:22] Green Wearing Green     Thank goodness. [18:23] You can't read a Pocky; dear     We were worried about you. [18:25] ---     Jeez... [18:27] Teacup Tourist     You idiot! [18:28] Teacup Tourist     You idiot! [18:29] Pink     I'm sorry. [18:31] Pink     Thanks. [18:33] Puke Green     Where's Kaikai, though? [18:36] Green Wearing Green     Did he get lost, too? [18:38] Green Wearing Green     We have to find him soon. [18:41] You can't read a Pocky; dear     What is that voice? [18:44] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Could it be paranormal activity? [18:50] Pink     I-Is that Kaikai-senpai?! [18:52] Teacup Tourist     Is he n-naked?! [19:03] Puke Green     It's all right, guys. [19:06] Pink     Thank goodness, you can't see it. [19:10] Pink     Are these the so-called "God rays"? [19:13] Pink     I finally get to see them in person. [19:17] Pink     I'm awestruck. [19:18] Green Wearing Green     What are you talking about? [19:19] Green Wearing Green     Those aren't anime God rays. [19:22] Green Wearing Green     Those are real God rays! [19:25] Boring Chuck from Oharai     Thank goodness you're safe. [19:27] Boring Chuck from Oharai     Lights off. [19:45] Boring Chuck from Oharai     Boomshakalaka. [19:47] Pink     I see. [19:49] Pink     So that's what "God rays" are. [19:52] Pink     I'm a little smarter now. [19:55] Green Wearing Green     Minoa, no matter what, you're a     precious member of the anime club. [20:01] Green Wearing Green     Don't forget that. [20:07] Pink     Okay. [20:12] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Musashisakai-senpai. [20:15] You can't read a Pocky; dear     There's something I want     to talk to you about. [20:19] Romcom     I wanted to talk, too. [20:24] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Okay, you go first, Senpai. [20:26] Romcom     I, thou, I mean, thine... [20:33] Romcom     I like you! [20:44] You can't read a Pocky; dear     I knew it. [20:46] You can't read a Pocky; dear     You're in love with Nakano-senpai! [20:51] You can't read a Pocky; dear     You're such a cute couple! [20:56] You can't read a Pocky; dear     When you were sitting facing     each other in the train, [20:59] You can't read a Pocky; dear     you were all restless and looking     at the ground and turning red. [21:03] You can't read a Pocky; dear     I thought, "Could it be?" [21:05] You can't read a Pocky; dear     And it hit me! [21:07] Romcom     No, that's, uh... [21:09] Puke Green     I think you're making a mistake. [21:12] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Oh, it's okay. [21:14] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Musanaka? [21:16] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Nakamusa! [21:17] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Let's build a church here! [21:19] You can't read a Pocky; dear     I'm only really interested in 2D,     but for you two, I'm totally in. [21:31] Romcom     2D... [21:32] Romcom     Um, then, what were you     about to say last night? [21:37] You can't read a Pocky; dear     Last night? [21:39] You can't read a Pocky; dear     I don't remember. [21:42] You can't read a Pocky; dear     I'm just way too shocked about you guys. [21:47] Puke Green     Want to hit the baths again? [21:48] Romcom     Yeah. [23:27] >3     Next episode, we learn of     the unthinkable secret. [23:30] >3     Don't think too hard about text     messages or vertical text. [23:33] >3     Oh, and whoever invented the heart mark... [23:37] >3     Come see me behind the tank!