1 - Akiba's First Trip

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[00:02] ---
    "Akihabara"
[00:09] ---
    "The Bugged Ones"
[00:14] ---
    "Mysterious Girl?!"
[00:19] ---
    "Mysterious Boy!"
[00:32] ---
    "Undress!"
[00:38] ---
    Tamotsu! Above you!
[02:25] ---
    I can't believe
    they've come back from the dead...
[02:29] ---
    Dammit!
[02:45] ---
    It seems like I got away...
[02:46] ---
    There you are! I've finally got you!
[02:50] ---
    Whoa!
[02:51] ---
    Don't you see? I am trying to help you.
[02:54] ---
    I said, no thank you!
[02:55] ---
    Come on! Please spend a moment
    to think about the great deal
[02:56] ---
    "Mabu-Mabunopapa"
[02:58] ---
    of peace and happiness that you will
    be giving your mind by purchasing fine art!
[03:01] ---
    It's only 950,000 yen,
    or 16,000 per month for just 5 years!
[03:06] ---
    So let's just go back to the gallery
    and complete the paperwork for--
[03:09] ---
    All right! I'll buy!
[03:10] ---
    What? Really?!
[03:12] ---
    But... I have just one condition.
[03:14] ---
    What is it?
[03:15] ---
    Young lady... you must...
[03:18] ---
    ...join me in battle!
[03:21] ---
    Huh? Battle...?
[03:23] ---
    Yes! Battle!
[03:24] ---
    To tell you the truth,
    I am Prince Mabu-Neet, sent to Earth
[03:27] ---
    by the great Space God Goldiva
    from Tekan Riser, the Eleventh world!
[03:31] ---
    I must collect the Mobamo Silataro Emblem,
    shattered into 334 pieces,
[03:36] ---
    and awaken as
    the Social Love Fighter Mozuku.
[03:38] ---
    Then I will lead my 16 allies
    to wage an Evolution Fight against
[03:42] ---
    Darkgod The Hellsflash in Stargate, where I will
    Videotape the Mozaizer Chance Energies to...
[03:51] ---
    Who would have thought my middle school
    fantasy novel would be so useful.
[03:55] ---
    Big bro Tamotsu!
[03:58] ---
    I knew you'd be here!
[04:01] ---
    Hey, Niwaka.
[04:02] ---
    I told you to wait, but you took off!
[04:05] ---
    Sorry, sorry.
[04:06] ---
    I was ambushed by
    the recently resurrected Eulian.
[04:09] ---
    Eulian...?
[04:10] ---
    A monster, native to Akihabara.
[04:12] ---
    They increase in numbers in
    the sequel and start a war!
[04:15] ---
    Wow, cool.
[04:17] ---
    Anyway, let's go to Animate next.
[04:18] ---
    "Animate exclusive!
    GONZO Boys special!"
[04:18] ---
    I need to buy this new manga
    with the special bonus flier attached.
[04:22] ---
    Seriously? I'm not that interested.
[04:24] ---
    You have to come with me!
[04:27] ---
    We'd get separated again!
[04:29] ---
    Come on, you can just hang out
    in the figurine store next door.
[04:31] ---
    I see... Then I can look for the
    Anatomy Rangers limited-edition figurines...
[04:36] ---
    --No, that store is too tempting,
[04:37] ---
    --Big bro! Big bro!
    --No, that store is too tempting,
[04:38] ---
    --Big bro! Big bro!
    --it will lure me into overspending...
[04:54] ---
    What in the...
[04:56] ---
    Huh?
[05:07] ---
    Hey, are you okay...?
[05:10] ---
    It's not safe there.
[05:11] ---
    Huh?
[05:32] ---
    Oh no!
[05:38] ---
    Cool!
[05:45] ---
    Just a grunt...
[05:47] ---
    Hold it right there!
[05:50] ---
    That's it! Break it up!
[05:53] ---
    They're...
[05:55] ---
    The Akihabara vigilantes.
[05:57] ---
    The show is over! Please disperse!
[06:01] ---
    A show? That was a show?
[06:04] ---
    Young lady, your show is a little too flashy!
[06:07] ---
    You do know the
    new Akihabara Accords, right?
[06:09] ---
    You have to fill out an application and--
[06:12] ---
    Hey, you! Wait!
[06:14] ---
    That was quite a show.
[06:16] ---
    Anything goes, I guess.
[06:23] ---
    I'm so glad they still had
    the limited edition fliers in stock!
[06:26] ---
    Ugh... That figurine store
    didn't have it either...
[06:29] ---
    Too bad, big bro. Maybe you should
    stop trying so hard to be a minority.
[06:34] ---
    What's the joy in doing
    what everyone else is doing?!
[06:37] ---
    Fine, I guess I'll have
    to go look in an auction.
[06:41] ---
    So, about that show...
[06:43] ---
    I wonder if it's related to the
    rumors about the Bugged Ones?
[06:47] ---
    The Bugged Ones...
SIGN    "'I totally photo'd a Bugged One' Totally looks like a normal person lol" "Chiyoda Ward residents: 'Bugged One? What?' Not popular at all"
[06:49] ---
    They say it's increasing rapidly.
    A dark shadow haunts you and takes you over.
[06:52] ---
    "Urban legends of Akihabara"
[06:56] ---
    I heard that my friend's
    sister's classmate said so.
[06:59] ---
    Yeah, and once you become a Bugged One,
    you gain superhuman strength, go berserk,
[07:03] ---
    and attack to infect other humans, right?
[07:06] ---
    Like a vampire, or a zombie.
[07:09] ---
    But if it were true,
    it'd be a big problem, right?
[07:12] ---
    The police aren't doing anything,
    and the vigilantes called it a show.
[07:16] ---
    It's all hokum, an urban legend.
[07:20] ---
    A lot of people have been trying
    new things after the Akihabara Accords
[07:23] ---
    lifted the ban on street performances.
[07:25] ---
    Someone was bound to try
    flying at some point.
[07:28] ---
    I guess whatever's popular is good.
[07:31] ---
    Anyway, next up is Adores Café!
    They have a collaboration menu!
[07:32] ---
    "Gon-Mas"
[07:34] ---
    Not interested.
[07:35] ---
    Come on! Come with me!
[07:38] ---
    "Kage-san"
    "That thing you wanted, Tamotsu, I found it."
[07:41] ---
    I'm sorry, your brother must go!
[07:43] ---
    Huh?! You promised to spend
    the entire day with me!
[07:48] ---
    We'll do that tomorrow!
[07:50] ---
    Not every day is a holiday
    for me, unlike you!
[07:59] ---
    Wow... He's right!
    Almost all of the versions are here!
[08:03] ---
    Not just Liver Blue,
    but Colon Black, and Ear Hair Purple...
[08:07] ---
    Impressive, Mr. Kage, Lord of Akiba.
    Only he would know of such a shop...
[08:12] ---
    Hmm?
[08:13] ---
    Wow! It's Liver Blue Fatty Mode!
[08:17] ---
    A limited edition, released only in
    an event in Aomori last year...
[08:20] ---
    Never re-released because
    it was so horribly unpopular...
[08:23] ---
    A legendary item, I can't believe it's here!
[08:26] ---
    No, it must be destiny that lead me
    to acquire this item... This mythical--
[08:33] ---
    Hmm?
[08:33] ---
    Moi?
[08:37] ---
    Huh? I won't...
[08:39] ---
    Moimoi, mo-moi, I found this first!
[08:44] ---
    What's mine is mine, what's yours is yours!
[08:47] ---
    That's normal! Wow, she's strong...
[08:51] ---
    This is my figurine, my Liver!
[08:54] ---
    This rare version is
    not only colored differently,
[08:56] ---
    but is also newly modeled to more
    closely reflect the original designs!
[09:00] ---
    I want to repaint this to match
    the original, base color!
[09:05] ---
    This one knows what she's talking about!
[09:07] ---
    She noticed that the rare color
    is modeled differently!
[09:10] ---
    I love Liver! So I really,
    really want it! Give me Liver!
[09:20] ---
    --Oh no!
    --Yay! I got Liver, moi!
[09:24] ---
    Please don't feel bad. Moi, moi!
[09:28] ---
    No, wait! At least, tell me!
[09:31] ---
    Hmm?
[09:31] ---
    Tell me more about the emotions
    you have invested in that rare item!
[09:34] ---
    Motions?
[09:36] ---
    If I can't have it, I want to at least
    passionately discuss Liver Blue.
[09:41] ---
    You and I share a value.
    We are already friends!
[09:45] ---
    Friends...?
[09:47] ---
    That's right. We don't come to
    Akiba just to dig up rare goods.
[09:51] ---
    We're here to breathe the air...
[09:54] ---
    The atmosphere of friendship and compassion!
[09:57] ---
    We are comrades,
    living in the same atmosphere!
[10:01] ---
    Wow!
[10:03] ---
    For some reason,
    I totally understand what you mean!
[10:08] ---
    You speak directly to
    the heart of Arisa Ahokainen!
[10:14] ---
    With a thud!
[10:17] ---
    Nice to meet you, Arisa.
    My name is Tamotsu. Tamotsu Denkigai.
[10:22] ---
    Nice to meet you, too, Tamotsu!
[10:28] ---
    So close, so close...
[10:34] ---
    Found you, Bugged One!
[10:37] ---
    Bug?
[10:38] ---
    You're that...
[10:41] ---
    Mo-moi! What is this...?
[10:43] ---
    Reveal yourself!
[10:45] ---
    Reveal?! What do you mean?!
[10:48] ---
    That weird cosplay, you must be one of them!
[10:50] ---
    There are tons of cosplayers around here!
[10:54] ---
    Your physical abilities are superhuman!
[10:59] ---
    The figurines!
[10:59] ---
    Accept your fate!
[11:02] ---
    I will punish you
    for treating treasures without respect!
[11:18] ---
    Strategic retreat! Off I go!
[11:20] ---
    Hey, wait, you Bug!
[11:27] ---
    I should have taken a movie of that.
[11:28] ---
    An explosion, on Chuo Dori Street?
[11:31] ---
    You mean around Adores Café?
    What's going on in Akihabara today?
[11:35] ---
    Adores Café...
[11:37] ---
    Next up is Adores Café!
[11:39] ---
    Niwaka!
[11:41] ---
    Dammit!
[11:42] ---
    Retrieved! Excuse me, checkout please!
[11:48] ---
    Please stand back, stand back.
[11:51] ---
    Hey, you there! Stand back!
[11:55] ---
    I can see you. I can see you real good.
[11:57] ---
    The number you have dialed
    is not available right now.
[11:59] ---
    The phone may be out of range,
    or turned off.
[12:03] ---
    Hey, you can't come in!
[12:05] ---
    Hey, you! Stop! Whoa!
[12:20] ---
    "Emergency Exit"
[12:22] ---
    There are customers here?
[12:26] ---
    Um, have you seen a girl
    wearing a weird panda outfit?
[12:31] ---
    Whoa! Whoa! Ugh! Ouch...
[12:35] ---
    What?!
[12:39] ---
    Oh no! I'm sorry! I'll do anything!
[12:42] ---
    Huh? Am I safe...?
[12:45] ---
    No, I'm not! No!
[13:01] ---
    I see you often. But you're in my way.
[13:05] ---
    It's not like I want to be here!
    My little sister's here!
[13:09] ---
    Sister?
[13:10] ---
    Right! Niwaka!
[13:15] ---
    Niwaka!
[13:18] ---
    Dammit!
[13:19] ---
    Niwaka! Are you okay?!
[13:22] ---
    Good... She seems to be alive, I think...
[13:33] ---
    Take your sister and run...
[13:35] ---
    But you're hurt...
[13:37] ---
    I told you, you're in my way!
[13:39] ---
    I might not be able to save you next time!
[13:44] ---
    Traitor... You are supposed
    to be on our side...
[13:48] ---
    Don't include me in
    your little circle of villains...
[14:02] ---
    This is bad... Really bad...
[14:07] ---
    She...
[14:12] ---
    Oh, wait. It's you!
[14:15] ---
    Moi, you are Tamotsu! Welcome!
[14:20] ---
    This isn't your house!
[14:21] ---
    I was enjoying an exciting game of tag,
    when the roles suddenly reversed.
[14:26] ---
    Why are you in a different outfit?
[14:29] ---
    Moi... The previous outfit was
    ripped off of me during the fight.
[14:33] ---
    Then she said, "Oops, sorry, my mistake!"
[14:38] ---
    I wanted to ask her what she was
    talking about, so I followed her.
[14:41] ---
    Hmm, she's always undressing the opponent...
[14:45] ---
    Moi? Oh, how cute! Is she your girlfriend?
[14:49] ---
    Huh? Big Bro has no girlfriend!
[14:52] ---
    In fact he only has very few friends...
[14:56] ---
    Grr...
[14:57] ---
    Oh! Tamotsu is a loner!
[14:59] ---
    Shut up!
[15:02] ---
    Miss Ahokainen, I need to ask you a favor.
[15:05] ---
    Just call me Arisa.
[15:08] ---
    Take care of my sister.
[15:10] ---
    Take her someplace safe...
[15:12] ---
    Moi?
[15:13] ---
    We fought over the same figurine.
[15:15] ---
    I can trust you,
    as we both share the same soul.
[15:18] ---
    Tamotsu, what are you going to do?
[15:21] ---
    I have to go after her.
[15:24] ---
    She bugs me. I can't
    leave these things unexplored.
[15:27] ---
    But isn't it dangerous?
    You are quite below average in physique.
[15:33] ---
    But I can't just leave it alone!
[15:34] ---
    If it looks interesting, no ocean, mountain,
    or galaxy should separate me from it!
[15:39] ---
    "Curiosity must take
    precedence over everything!"
[15:42] ---
    Remember that line from
    episode 34 of Anatomy Rangers?!
[15:46] ---
    N-Now that you mention it, that might
    have been a line from that episode...
[15:49] ---
    Tamotsu, you are so cool!
    You can get any girl now!
[15:53] ---
    Right! You take care of Niwaka, Arisa!
[15:55] ---
    Moi! You can count on me!
[15:59] ---
    Actually, it's a line
    from my original novel...
[16:13] ---
    What's wrong? What happened
    to your earlier bravado?
[16:16] ---
    Still so many...
[16:19] ---
    Akihabara belongs to us!
    All of humanity must kneel to us!
[16:24] ---
    Kneel to us, the Metrotica!
[16:33] ---
    Oh no!
[16:38] ---
    Hahaha! Death to the traitor!
[16:45] ---
    You end here!
[16:46] ---
    I'm done for...
[16:50] ---
    What?!
[16:53] ---
    It's him!
[16:58] ---
    Have another!
[17:00] ---
    Oh, oops--
[17:02] ---
    Ugh!
[17:04] ---
    Why did you come?!
[17:05] ---
    Pay attention!
[17:12] ---
    Hmph, traitor... This is the end for you!
[17:28] ---
    What?! It can't be!
[17:30] ---
    Why... Why would you...
[17:33] ---
    Dammit! Get out of my way!
[17:42] ---
    Dammit... Let's go!
[17:52] ---
    Why...?
[17:53] ---
    My previous self... Told me to
    follow anything that looks interesting...
[17:57] ---
    What does that even mean?!
[17:59] ---
    If you see my little sister, tell her...
[18:02] ---
    ...her brother Tamotsu was--
[18:04] ---
    Blargh!
[18:06] ---
    Hey! Can't you even finish your final words?!
[18:09] ---
    I mean, no! You can't die! You can't die...
[18:15] ---
    Not for someone like me...
[18:23] ---
    It's okay. You will not die.
[18:49] ---
    Huh?! Where am I?!
[18:52] ---
    I just saw Grandma across a river, and--
[18:56] ---
    I'm glad you're okay.
[18:57] ---
    I just performed an operation on you
    called Transcend Providence.
[19:00] ---
    It has a few side effects...
[19:06] ---
    You nuisance...
[19:25] ---
    Oh no!
[19:29] ---
    You?! How?!
[19:31] ---
    It felt like I would be able
    to do that for some reason.
[19:35] ---
    I just have to undress them, right?
[19:37] ---
    Yes! The Bugged Ones
    are extremely sensitive to the air!
[19:40] ---
    Take their clothes off to defeat them!
[19:42] ---
    Roger!
[19:48] ---
    Enough!
[19:55] ---
    Are you okay?
[19:56] ---
    Here they come!
[20:11] ---
    Tamotsu! Above you!
[20:19] ---
    Ultra Super Miracle God Hand!
[20:26] ---
    No! I can't... How... No!
[20:33] ---
    What's that? A movie set?
[20:35] ---
    Lots of naked babes!
[20:37] ---
    Good... I got an excellent shot.
[20:41] ---
    Oh, hmm... F...
[20:43] ---
    No, I must respect this lady,
    even if she is evil.
[20:46] ---
    I must not stare at her in a lewd way.
[20:48] ---
    But you totally did stare, right?
[20:49] ---
    No, um, this is a thing that
    Akiba comrades do with the thing, and...
[20:53] ---
    But I'm impressed that you did so well...
[20:57] ---
    I do tend to grasp things quickly.
[21:00] ---
    Mister... Tamotsu, right?
[21:04] ---
    I'm Matome. Matome Mayonaka.
[21:08] ---
    That sounds like the name
    of a mayonnaise review blog!
[21:11] ---
    Can I call you Mayo?
[21:12] ---
    Wait, that's the part
    you're going to abbreviate?
[21:15] ---
    But... I'm sorry.
[21:17] ---
    You can't live a normal life anymore.
[21:19] ---
    Huh?
[21:20] ---
    You have now seen the paranormal Akihabara.
[21:23] ---
    You are now destined to continue
    fighting alongside me,
[21:26] ---
    in a never-ending nightmare...
[21:29] ---
    Put your phone away and listen!
[21:35] ---
    You can't go home dressed like that, right?
[21:38] ---
    I was looking up the closest
    clothes store and it's still open.
[21:40] ---
    Let's get changed there.
[21:41] ---
    H-Huh?
[21:44] ---
    Hey, I'm not finished--
[21:46] ---
    I get the gist.
[21:47] ---
    Our battle has only just begun, right?!
[23:25] ---
    Swords, guns... All boys love weapons.
[23:28] ---
    Do you know a lot about them?
[23:29] ---
    To be honest, no. But I do have
    a bit of sentiment towards them!
[23:32] ---
    I don't get it.
[23:33] ---
    Akiba's Trip The Animation, next episode!
[23:35] ---
    "We Formed a Team - Call Us Electric Mayo!"
[23:35] ---
    "TRIP 2 - We Formed a Team
    - Call Us Electric Mayo!"
[23:36] ---
    Electric Mayo? Is that a type of weapon, too?
[23:40] ---
    
[23:42] ---