2 - We Formed a Team - Call Us Electric Mayo!"
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Hey! Pay attention!
[00:04] ---
Huh? No, I am listening, really.
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Those freaks that you fought,
they are the Bugged Ones...
[00:12] ---
The bloodthirsty monsters who
disturb the peace in Akiba.
[00:15] ---
The rumors were true...
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The ones we fought were cosplayers
[00:20] ---
who became violent by becoming Bugged Ones.
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Most of the Bugged Ones are low-class types,
taken over by demons called Kurobugs.
[00:29] ---
But there are those called the Hazoku, who can
create stronger, high-class Bugged Ones...
[00:34] ---
Are you listening?!
[00:36] ---
Oh! Yeah, um... I'm hungry, and...
Can I go and grab a katsu sandwich?
[00:40] ---
I said!
[00:41] ---
I know, I'm listening!
Something about the Hazoku?
[00:45] ---
The Hazoku are non-humans who have
the power to create Bugged Ones...
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And I am one of them.
[00:52] ---
Some Hazoku seek to coexist with humans.
[00:56] ---
I am one of them,
and I fight to protect this land.
[01:02] ---
Recently, they have become active
for some reason.
[01:07] ---
I have to keep fighting...
[01:10] ---
My clan has been defending Akihabara
for over 300 years now.
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Now that you have the power,
you can no longer leave Akiba.
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So you must join me and--
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See ya.
[01:23] ---
Hey?! Aren't you listening?!
[01:25] ---
I don't want to do that!
That sounds so bothersome!
[01:28] ---
Can't you ask the police
or the vigilantes or something?
[01:31] ---
I don't need to take part!
[01:32] ---
Bye!
[01:33] ---
--Hey--
--Wait for me, katsu sandwich!
[01:35] ---
Ow! W-What the...?
[01:38] ---
Like I said, you cannot exit Akiba.
[01:41] ---
The whole city is surrounded by a powerful
force field to keep the Bugged Ones in.
[01:47] ---
After receiving my "Transcend Providence,"
you have become my underling...
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In other words, a Bugged One.
[01:54] ---
That hair color is the proof.
[01:57] ---
In combat, your hair shines,
unlocking your powers.
[02:01] ---
It can't be...
[02:05] ---
Big Bro!
[02:07] ---
You're okay!
[03:43] ---
"TRIP 2 - We Formed a Team -
Call Us Electric Mayo!"
[03:47] ---
Wow, great!
[03:48] ---
There's a bunch of old video games
that I've heard of but never played!
[03:52] ---
Big Bro, sit down!
[03:54] ---
This is important, probably.
[03:57] ---
"Probably"?
[03:58] ---
This used to be a warehouse for a hobby shop.
[04:01] ---
I understand why Tamotsu is excited.
[04:03] ---
Miss Arisa, you should sit, too.
[04:05] ---
Don't mind me! And do just call me Arisa!
[04:10] ---
Hmm...?
[04:12] ---
--Moi!
[04:13] ---
--Wow!
--Moi!
[04:15] ---
This is the world's first
home video game machine, the Ottossei!
[04:18] ---
Great! Super!
[04:20] ---
Is there anything else?
[04:21] ---
Um, so... My brother is no longer human?
[04:26] ---
Yes... Your brother Tamotsu is...
[04:29] ---
Ahem, allow me to explain.
[04:33] ---
Professor...
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Professor? This little girl?
[04:37] ---
Nice to meet you.
I am Professor Tejasvi Latu.
[04:40] ---
My full name is Tejasvi Najawardene Bangalbengal
Rajarajamaharaja Virendravarendra...
[04:45] ---
How about just Professor?
[04:46] ---
Totally fine!
[04:47] ---
Tamotsu, you almost...
Or rather, totally died.
[04:51] ---
When Matome performed the
"Transcend Providence" on you,
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you became a Hazoku underling...
a high-class Bugged One.
[04:58] ---
That is the power that allowed you to
defeat the Bugged One with a single blow.
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The Hazoku are superior to the Bugged Ones,
[05:04] ---
so high-class Bugged Ones
empowered by the Hazoku are stronger.
[05:08] ---
By the way, Matome, how did you
convince yourself to perform the ceremony?
[05:13] ---
You really hated it.
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Okay, I understood none of that,
but I guess you're really not human anymore...
[05:21] ---
Daddy always did say
you fail as a human being.
[05:25] ---
No need to be pessimistic.
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You should feel lucky that
you have become a higher being.
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But to grow stronger without even trying...
[05:35] ---
That type of opportunism feels unacceptable...
[05:38] ---
Wait, so if I'm also a Bugged One...
[05:42] ---
What happens if my clothes get ripped off?
[05:44] ---
The other ones returned to
normal humans when they got disrobed.
[05:48] ---
Would that happen to me, too?
[05:50] ---
We'll get to that later.
[05:52] ---
Huh? What?
[05:54] ---
Besides, how am I supposed to bathe without taking my clothes off?
[05:57] ---
I'm going to stink.
[05:58] ---
Fear not! This secret base is equipped
with a special shower room, built by me.
[06:03] ---
I prefer bathtubs...
[06:05] ---
Tamotsu, you pervert!
[06:07] ---
Why are you in here?!
[06:08] ---
Don't look!
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Enough about the bath.
[06:14] ---
Since you are my underling now,
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the Bugged Ones will
definitely meddle with you.
[06:19] ---
You have to fight to defend yourself.
[06:21] ---
You will join my vigilante group.
[06:24] ---
Huh?
[06:25] ---
Vigilante? Like those other people
who hang out in groups around Akiba?
[06:29] ---
Yes. The vigilantes are volunteers
who stood up in defense of Akiba.
[06:34] ---
Most are just regular people
cleaning the streets and stuff,
[06:36] ---
but some are dedicated
Bugged One hunters, like me.
[06:41] ---
Moi! This is so cool,
like a shadow warrior hitman!
[06:45] ---
Wear something!
[06:46] ---
Ah, well.
[06:48] ---
There's no getting out of this, right?
[06:50] ---
If I'm stuck in Akiba,
I guess I have to live here.
[06:54] ---
Live?
[06:55] ---
Huh? Big Bro, you're going to stay here?
[06:58] ---
What else can I do? I can't go home.
[07:00] ---
Mayo, you live here, too, right?
[07:02] ---
Well, yes, but...
[07:04] ---
So I can, too, right?
[07:06] ---
Well, I mean...
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But Mom and Dad will be worried!
[07:10] ---
Tell the folks I started working
at a live-in job or something.
[07:14] ---
Seriously? Mom might buy it, but Dad...
[07:19] ---
--Hey, I demand to be heard...
--What about prep school?
[07:20] ---
--Hey, I demand to be heard...
--I never go anyway, whatever.
[07:21] ---
Moi! It's like summer camp!
--I never go anyway, whatever.
[07:23] ---
Sounds fun!
[07:24] ---
Hey!
[07:25] ---
Oh, don't worry.
[07:27] ---
If we clear out that closet space there,
we can fit one more person.
[07:33] ---
--But...
--It's okay.
[07:35] ---
He seems like an idiot but not a bad person.
[07:38] ---
Besides, he's your underling,
which is like your pet, right?
[07:43] ---
So...
[07:43] ---
Tamotsu!
[07:45] ---
You will begin working for me, immediately!
[07:47] ---
Seriously? Already?
[07:50] ---
As a member of the vigilante group,
you will obey my instructions. Understood?
[07:55] ---
If you disobey, or I find you useless,
I will kick you out immediately!
[08:01] ---
Fine, fine.
[08:03] ---
The correct response is, "Yes!"
[08:04] ---
Yesh!
[08:05] ---
Okay, first off, clean out that room.
[08:07] ---
Y-Yes!
[08:08] ---
Tomorrow morning, we start patrolling at 7 a.m.
[08:11] ---
Oh no, I want to sleep in until 10...
[08:13] ---
Is Big Bro going to be okay?
[08:21] ---
Why are you here, too?
[08:22] ---
I am a member of this vigilante group, Ma!
[08:25] ---
"Ma"?
[08:26] ---
Me.
[08:27] ---
Ma!
[08:28] ---
Me?! I mean, who said you could join?
[08:32] ---
Oh, no, no. Don't be so stubborn!
[08:36] ---
The figurines on the shelf...
[08:38] ---
Those were the ones you broke yesterday.
[08:41] ---
Ma, you purchased them, and fixed them.
[08:46] ---
I like that about you, Ma!
[08:50] ---
W-Well, I felt bad for the shop, and... Well...
[08:54] ---
I'm sorry about yesterday.
[08:57] ---
Moi?
[08:58] ---
I thought you were a Bugged One, so I...
[09:03] ---
Moi!
[09:04] ---
Ma is so cute!
[09:07] ---
From today, you and I are teammates,
soulmates, schoolmates!
[09:12] ---
Okay! I've decided!
[09:14] ---
What's up, Tamotsu?
[09:16] ---
I've decided what
our team name is going to be!
[09:20] ---
Huh? Is that what you've been pondering
so hard for so long?
[09:24] ---
Actually I've been pondering
since yesterday. And the name is...
[09:29] ---
What?! That's terrible! It sucks!
[09:32] ---
It's based on my name and Mayo's!
There is nothing better!
[09:36] ---
No!
[09:37] ---
Excuse me?
[09:39] ---
Vigilantes?
[09:40] ---
I need to ask you something
about the many violent events
[09:43] ---
that happened in Akihabara yesterday...
[09:46] ---
We have intel suggesting
you were involved in all of them.
[09:50] ---
You seem to be hanging around with him.
Are you a vigilante, too?
[09:54] ---
If so?
[09:55] ---
Indeed, we are a new team, composed of
Tamotsu Denkigai and Matome Mayonaka...
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Named "Electric Mayonnaise!"
[10:00] ---
"Electric Mayonnaise"
[10:05] ---
Moi? But where is my name, then?
[10:08] ---
Oh! Um, in that case...
[10:11] ---
How about "Electric Mayonnaise and Friends?"
[10:14] ---
That's great!
[10:16] ---
I said I hate that!
[10:19] ---
I do not want such a stupid name!
[10:21] ---
Come on, it's cool!
[10:23] ---
I don't know if you're Electric Mayo
or Shock Tokyo or whatever,
[10:25] ---
but are you saying you, a vigilante,
caused those incidents?
[10:28] ---
How dare you mess around in our turf!
[10:31] ---
Turf? What's that?
[10:33] ---
The unspoken laws of Akiba vigilantes,
designed to maintain order!
[10:37] ---
Silly. Let's go, Tamotsu.
[10:40] ---
Hey, you guys!
[10:41] ---
You'd better respect
the Electric Mayonnaise and Friends!
[10:44] ---
--I said I don't want that name!
[10:45] ---
--Hey, wait!
--I said I don't want that name!
[10:45] ---
--Hey, wait!
--Come on, I decided already!
[10:46] ---
--Moi!
--Come on, I decided already!
[10:47] ---
Moi, moi! Don't mind us!
[10:51] ---
Moi!
[10:52] ---
See you Ahokainen! Moimoi!
[10:57] ---
Hey! Wait!
[10:59] ---
Uh, Boss?
[11:00] ---
She's... cute!
[11:02] ---
Huh?!
[11:03] ---
Electric Mayonnaise...
We need to keep an eye on them.
[11:09] ---
Welcome home, Master!
[11:11] ---
Welcome to your dream!
[11:15] ---
The Bugged Ones... What do they want?
[11:19] ---
The fighting from yesterday...
[11:20] ---
"Cosplayers gone wild!"
[11:21] ---
The online news called it
"Cosplayers gone wild."
[11:25] ---
What's going on?
[11:26] ---
They use the Kurobugs to create more allies,
[11:29] ---
and are trying to take over Akiba for sure.
[11:33] ---
The name of the organization is Metrotica.
[11:35] ---
Kneel to us, the Metrotica!
[11:38] ---
Their headquarters must be
somewhere in Akihabara.
[11:42] ---
But if we don't even know what they are,
[11:44] ---
isn't it kind of pointless to just fight blindly?
[11:47] ---
I... just want to protect this place...
[11:50] ---
I understand! This town is full
of splendid somethings.
[11:55] ---
I want to protect it, too!
[11:57] ---
A splendid something...
[11:59] ---
I want some, too.
[12:00] ---
I'm in Akiba of all places,
but on patrol from the morning...
[12:04] ---
I want to go shopping and stuff...
[12:05] ---
Tamotsu...
[12:06] ---
Wait, vigilantes are unpaid, right?
[12:10] ---
How do you make a living, let alone shop?
[12:12] ---
The research institute that the professor
belongs to does give us some funds.
[12:18] ---
But it barely covers more
than the rent at our base.
[12:21] ---
Then how am I supposed to live?!
[12:23] ---
You can do some part-time work,
I'll give you enough free time for that.
[12:26] ---
Hmm... But with no way out
of Akiba, how can I...
[12:31] ---
Master?
[12:34] ---
Are you looking for work?
[12:37] ---
Whoa!
[12:38] ---
Oh, please stay quiet here!
[12:40] ---
Oh, Momo, you're working here today.
[12:43] ---
Yes, meow!
[12:44] ---
Momo?! Tsukumo Momo,
the popular free agent maid,
[12:48] ---
known for various legendary acts?!
[12:52] ---
Moi! Nice to meet you,
good evening! I am Arisa!
[12:56] ---
Thank you! Meow-chu! Please buy
a handshake ticket at my next concert!
[13:00] ---
Mo... Momo-momo...?!
[13:02] ---
Master.
[13:03] ---
If you are looking for work,
I know of a great place!
[13:08] ---
"Mashiro's 'Anything' Agency"
[13:10] ---
Hello! Welcome to
the anything goes agency!
[13:14] ---
I heard from Momo.
[13:16] ---
You're the guy looking for work, right?
[13:19] ---
Yeah, something really easy
that pays really well, please.
[13:23] ---
That sounds too good to be true...
[13:25] ---
And is right here!
[13:26] ---
Wow, really good pay!
[13:28] ---
That sounds shady.
[13:30] ---
You probably won't get so much.
[13:32] ---
We don't take any responsibility
for information.
[13:35] ---
That's how we do things!
[13:37] ---
Wait, I remember getting
a weird reading around there.
[13:41] ---
What's that?
[13:42] ---
The Bugged One sensor,
made by the Professor.
[13:44] ---
It's mostly useless, since they have to reveal their true nature
[13:46] ---
for the sensor to work, but...
[13:48] ---
Just what we needed! Let's check it out!
[13:50] ---
"Gun & Military ECHIGOYA Tokyo"
"Akihabara Shop"
"Staff wanted" "Gun enthusiasts welcome!!"
[13:57] ---
Is this the place?
[13:59] ---
It's pretty crowded.
[14:00] ---
I guess the military theme
is popular nowadays.
[14:02] ---
Maybe the pay is real.
[14:04] ---
Thanks to Admiral Connection and Tank Girls,
[14:08] ---
the popularity of military-themed things
is at an all-time high.
[14:10] ---
I see.
[14:11] ---
It's just a bunch of shallow fans
chasing the latest fad.
[14:15] ---
Oh? Is Tamotsu a bona fide
hardcore military otaku?
[14:19] ---
Actually, I don't know much.
[14:21] ---
Unexpected! Do you think all
Japanese fighter planes are Type Zero?
[14:26] ---
It's not?
[14:27] ---
Die, casual users! Die!
[14:30] ---
Are you listening to me, maggots?!
[14:32] ---
I have nothing of value
to sell to you putrid scum!
[14:39] ---
What's going on?!
[14:50] ---
Bugged Ones?!
[14:51] ---
Look!
[14:52] ---
It's off the charts.
[14:53] ---
Is he the boss?!
[14:55] ---
...only serious maggots
in the know are welcome!
[14:57] ---
He's the owner of this store!
[14:57] ---
"Manager Hardman"
[14:59] ---
That's a high-class! Let's go, Tamotsu!
[15:01] ---
Huh? Go? What?
[15:03] ---
Just do what you did yesterday!
[15:06] ---
I go, too! Whee!
[15:08] ---
Dammit!
[15:15] ---
What are you, vigilantes?!
[15:17] ---
Fine, this is war!
[15:28] ---
Ow!
[15:29] ---
Dodge them all!
[15:30] ---
Don't be silly...
[15:32] ---
Okay! I dodge!
[15:36] ---
Moi!
[15:40] ---
Counterattack time!
[15:41] ---
How is she doing that?!
[15:43] ---
Not the time for that!
[15:45] ---
How?!
[15:49] ---
Those moves, are they one of us?!
In that case--
[15:52] ---
Sir! The enemy is approaching!
[15:54] ---
I can see that, you idiot!
[15:55] ---
Maggots! Prepare special ammunition!
[15:58] ---
Sir! yes, manger sir!
[16:02] ---
Ma? Tamotsu?
[16:05] ---
My body, it's burning up!
[16:08] ---
What a weapon...
[16:10] ---
Ha, ha, ha! Witness the power
of the disrobing rounds!
[16:13] ---
It's hot...
[16:15] ---
We can't lose any more clothing... Retreat!
[16:18] ---
Dammit, tactical retreat!
[16:21] ---
Sir, the enemy has retreated.
[16:23] ---
I can see that, you idiot!
[16:29] ---
I thought I was going to die.
[16:32] ---
Hey! Are you causing trouble again?!
[16:37] ---
We don't have time for...
[16:38] ---
Huh? Are you having a naked good time?
[16:41] ---
That's none of your business.
[16:43] ---
Of course it is! We can't let some
random interlopers do as they please!
[16:46] ---
It'll ruin the good name
of the Chuo Dori Vigilantes!
[16:49] ---
Oh, you're the random interloper.
[16:51] ---
Huh?! You wanna fight?
[16:54] ---
Look! Above you!
[16:57] ---
Oh no!
[16:59] ---
Run!
[17:02] ---
What... What are those?!
[17:05] ---
Bugged Ones. You must have heard of them.
[17:09] ---
Bugged Ones...?
[17:10] ---
But that's an urban legend, right?
[17:12] ---
It's up to you, whether you
want to believe it or not.
[17:15] ---
But the truth is, Akiba is in danger.
[17:18] ---
And you've tasked yourselves
with defending it.
[17:21] ---
We are the same!
[17:23] ---
Ma and Tamotsu are fighting
to protect Akiba, too!
[17:26] ---
The feeling is the same with you!
[17:30] ---
B-But...
[17:31] ---
Feel! Be friendly! We are all vigilantes!
[17:37] ---
Let's leave these guys,
we need to think of something.
[17:41] ---
Yes.
[17:42] ---
Let's go, Arisa!
[17:43] ---
Wait!
[17:45] ---
Let us help.
[17:49] ---
--Help?
--But we were...
[17:51] ---
I call for a truce.
[17:52] ---
I don't believe this Bugged Ones nonsense,
but keeping the peace at Akiba is our job.
[17:58] ---
Let me remind you, I'm not doing this for you.
[18:00] ---
Oh! A yandere!
[18:01] ---
Close, but no.
[18:03] ---
But...
[18:04] ---
Why not? The more the merrier.
[18:07] ---
Besides, I have a plan.
[18:09] ---
Even if we fail, you can just
revive me again, like last time.
[18:13] ---
Huh? But...
[18:14] ---
Move, move! We must protect Akiba!
[18:25] ---
I'll handle the outside!
[18:27] ---
Let's go!
[18:29] ---
I always fought alone...
[18:33] ---
I thought that was enough...
[18:38] ---
It's them!
[18:39] ---
I can see that!
[18:40] ---
Go!
[18:48] ---
I'll handle the Kurobugs,
you get the manager!
[18:51] ---
Got it!
[18:54] ---
Manager, why do this?!
[18:57] ---
I have no need for unfaithful cockroaches
who are driven by trends!
[19:01] ---
My shop is only for knowledgeable elites,
who truly deserve to have hobbies!
[19:07] ---
The most this casual scum deserves
is to become pawns in my army,
[19:11] ---
to conquer all of Akiba!
[19:14] ---
Hah! You have to treat newcomers well.
That's the only way any content can survive.
[19:18] ---
Everyone started off as a casual user.
[19:20] ---
I'm sure you used to think all
Japanese warplanes were called Type Zero!
[19:25] ---
Huh?! Um... No! Of course not!
[19:29] ---
I knew about Hayate and Kikka
from the day I was born!
[19:35] ---
There! That should be
enough disrobing rounds to...
[19:44] ---
Dammit!
[19:48] ---
Royal Ultra Super Miracle God Hand!
[19:54] ---
Sir! It's a suicide attack!
[19:57] ---
I... I can see... that!
[20:00] ---
Mission complete.
[20:03] ---
--Great!
--Wow!
[20:04] ---
He did it!
[20:07] ---
Thanks, leader!
[20:10] ---
I demand you take responsibility for this...
[20:12] ---
Right, now the manager should
return to a normal human...
[20:18] ---
Huh?!
[20:19] ---
You're the same...
[20:22] ---
Lesser Bugged Ones, who are just
being possessed by a Kurobug,
[20:24] ---
will return to being a normal human
after being disrobed.
[20:28] ---
High-class Bugged Ones and us Hazoku...
We will evaporate, if we are disrobed.
[20:35] ---
There's no going back
to being a human for us.
[20:38] ---
Tamotsu, you are the same.
[20:40] ---
I'm sorry... I should have told you sooner...
[20:46] ---
So... I...
[20:48] ---
Tamotsu...
[20:48] ---
...should have a good time while I can?!
[20:50] ---
Huh?!
[20:51] ---
If I don't know how long I have to live,
[20:53] ---
I should see and buy all sorts of things,
so I don't have any regrets, right?!
[20:57] ---
Uh, um...
[20:58] ---
All right! Time for play!
[21:00] ---
For that, I need to find a job
and make tons of cash!
[21:03] ---
Let's go to that agency again!
[21:05] ---
Hey! Wait!
[21:07] ---
Is he... just a real idiot?
[21:11] ---
Phew, that's about all of them.
[21:15] ---
A brawl in the back streets of Akiba!
[21:17] ---
Sources say it's a military otaku infight!
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Come on, otaku, let's all get along, am I right?
[21:23] ---
And that's it for the news for this afternoon,
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brought to you by GonTuber, Masuto Niikura.
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This is looking really forced,
no matter how we spin it.
[21:35] ---
Information control is
really getting out of hand--
[21:36] ---
And it's your job to figure out how!
[21:39] ---
Yes...
[21:40] ---
I did not expect the high-class Metrotica
member to be taken down so easily...
[21:49] ---
I may need to play my next move.
[23:24] ---
Niwaka, ever heard of the Earphones?
[23:25] ---
O-Of course I have! Why are you
being such a direct salesman?!
[23:27] ---
I'm just trying to recommend things
to you that have true value...
[23:30] ---
You're sounding just like those people
who sell art on the street!
[23:32] ---
Akiba's Trip The Animation! Next episode:
[23:32] ---
"TRIP 3 - What Happens When You Mindlessly
Follow Someone Who Offers You an Idol Debut"
[23:34] ---
"What Happens When You Mindlessly Follow
Someone Who Offers You an Idol Debut"!
[23:36] ---
What? What happens?! Tell me!
[23:38] ---
[23:40] ---
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