13 - AKIBA'S LAST TRIP

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[00:00] ---
    "Kiyo"
    "Akiba Ban Headquarters"
[00:10] ---
    Keep walking!
[00:12] ---
    We're transporting the
    resistance members to the execution site.
[00:15] ---
    Please prepare to accept-- Huh?!
[00:26] ---
    Electric Mayonnaise to the rescue, moi!
[00:32] ---
    All right!
[00:38] ---
    Everyone, this way! Hurry!
[00:45] ---
    You're late, Electric Mayonnaise!
[00:46] ---
    Moi! Thanks for waiting!
[00:49] ---
    Hey, where are Tamotsu and Mayo?
[00:52] ---
    Tamotsu and Ma are
    searching for the final boss!
[00:57] ---
    Hey, you!
[01:02] ---
    No! Help--
[01:07] ---
    H-How horrible...
[01:09] ---
    Hey, you're Masuto Niikura
    of Clamas TV, right?
[01:12] ---
    I need to ask you something.
[01:13] ---
    Do you have to beat people up
    before asking them a question--
[01:15] ---
    What?!
[01:16] ---
    No!
[01:17] ---
    Sorry! Sorry!
[01:19] ---
    I didn't expect the Metrotica
    guys to be this crazy!
[01:24] ---
    I was scared, I had to run away!
[01:27] ---
    So you were connected to them,
    as we thought.
[01:29] ---
    It was suspicious how you were always
    the first to arrive at the scene.
[01:34] ---
    I didn't think much about it at first...
[01:36] ---
    "Number of views: 118"
[01:36] ---
    I was a tiny GonTuber
    with only a few hundred views.
[01:39] ---
    They tricked me by saying they
    would provide news to make me more popular.
[01:44] ---
    So all of this commotion after the
    festival cancellation was Metrotica's doing...
[01:50] ---
    They contacted the government
    to create the Akiba Ban
[01:54] ---
    and, as you know, used
    a special squad to clean Akiba!
[01:57] ---
    They want to conquer the vacant Akihabara,
    then later rebel against the government
[02:02] ---
    to create an independent nation
    of Bugged ones!
[02:06] ---
    That is the master plan, drawn up by
    the leader of Metrotica, Fukame Mayonaka!
[02:11] ---
    Mayonaka...?
[02:14] ---
    "Metrotica" is the name of the Bugged One
    hit squad used by the Hazoku.
[02:19] ---
    Its leader is the leader of the Hazoku,
    and my grandmother,
[02:23] ---
    Fukame Mayonaka.
[02:26] ---
    Mayo's... grandma?
[02:28] ---
    That's...
[02:30] ---
    Why did you keep such
    an important plot point secret?!
[02:33] ---
    If I told you, it'd create
    all sorts of awkwardness!
[02:35] ---
    --Awkward?! Is that your excuse?!
    --Um...
[02:37] ---
    But anyway...
[02:39] ---
    Just tell me how to get inside
    Grandma's hiding place.
[02:46] ---
    "Manseibashi"
[02:54] ---
    He was right, this is the key
    to the Metrotica headquarters.
[02:59] ---
    Let's try the instructions on the memo.
[03:02] ---
    First, on controller 1, input "up, up, down, down,
[03:07] ---
    hold right, and press A and B at the same time."
[03:11] ---
    Then, on controller 2,
    do a full circle clockwise on the D-pad.
[03:15] ---
    Controller one, hit Select four times,
    press and hold A and B on controller 2.
[03:20] ---
    Hold those buttons and Start on controller 1,
[03:21] ---
    then D-pad left, then D-pad right on controller 2--
[03:23] ---
    You help, too!
[03:26] ---
    Metrotica.
[03:37] ---
    Hey, can I ask you something?
[03:38] ---
    What is it?
[03:39] ---
    Why do we have to fight your grandmother?
[03:43] ---
    The Hazoku have maintained
    the peace in Akihabara.
[03:46] ---
    But Grandma says Akihabara is
    tainted by the greed of humans.
[03:52] ---
    Hey, that's what that minister said...
[03:54] ---
    It's a little different.
[03:56] ---
    According to Grandma,
    tainted greed corrupts the flow of Ki,
[04:00] ---
    which adversely affects the
    source of Hazoku power.
[04:01] ---
    "Bedroom Lollipop"
    "Super Erotic"
[04:04] ---
    If we don't remove the corruption,
    the Hazoku will die off as well.
[04:09] ---
    That's what I used to think as well.
[04:11] ---
    Until that day I left the underground
    for the first time in 50 years
[04:14] ---
    and came in touch with the
    atmosphere in Akihabara...
[04:16] ---
    Huh? Mayo, how old are you?
[04:17] ---
    78.
[04:18] ---
    Whoa!
[04:19] ---
    I'm pretty young for a Hazoku.
[04:22] ---
    Anyway, from my point of view,
    Akihabara wasn't "tainted" at all.
[04:28] ---
    In fact, I thought it was full of passion.
[04:28] ---
    "Great price plasma TV"
[04:29] ---
    "Game Otaku Cafe"
    "'Come, or I arrest you!'"
[04:30] ---
    I didn't understand much of it,
    but nevertheless I was drawn to the things,
[04:34] ---
    the people, and all of the other
    shiny things all over the town.
[04:39] ---
    Before I knew it, Grandma's order
    to purify Akihabara flew out of my mind.
[04:45] ---
    I fell in love with Akihabara.
[04:48] ---
    That's when I left the
    underground Hazoku dwelling
[04:53] ---
    and became opposed to Grandma's way
    of forcefully changing Akihabara.
[04:57] ---
    Couldn't you talk to her?
[05:00] ---
    I tried many times to convince her
    that Akihabara wasn't tainted,
[05:03] ---
    but she wouldn't listen.
[05:05] ---
    They also moved the entrance to
    the dwelling without telling me.
[05:10] ---
    I couldn't meet Grandma in person anymore.
[05:14] ---
    Hmm... I guess it's tough when
    family issues get complicated like that.
[05:17] ---
    I wish my dad was
    more accepting of my hobbies...
[05:21] ---
    Hey.
[05:21] ---
    Oh? Doors...
[05:24] ---
    Watch out, one of them must be a trap.
[05:27] ---
    Hmm... In this case...
[05:31] ---
    Right!
[05:32] ---
    I might as well choose this door!
[05:36] ---
    Nothing's happening...
[05:37] ---
    Good!
[05:38] ---
    I actually thought it would be the other one.
[05:40] ---
    It's a common trap!
[05:45] ---
    I can handle traps easily.
[05:48] ---
    Don't get cocky.
[05:49] ---
    I'm fine, I'm fine.
[05:54] ---
    Hey! What did I just say?!
[05:57] ---
    Sorry, sorry...
[05:59] ---
    Hey, this is a rare Amami Shika Beetle!
[06:07] ---
    "Very Fun Button to Push"
    "Safe" | "No Problem"
[06:07] ---
    What is this button?!
[06:09] ---
    Why are you going
    out of your way to trigger traps?!
[06:12] ---
    Sorry!
[06:16] ---
    Seriously, don't touch anything!
[06:18] ---
    Yes...
[06:18] ---
    At this rate, we'll never make it
    to Grandma in one piece...
[06:22] ---
    You will never reach the leader!
[06:26] ---
    You will go no further!
[06:28] ---
    We are the elite bodyguards of our leader...
[06:30] ---
    Ototoi Friday!
[06:33] ---
    What's up with them?
[06:34] ---
    Watch out!
[06:35] ---
    They're powerful high-rankers who've
    received powers directly from Grandma!
[06:38] ---
    But it's only two. I can handle them!
[06:41] ---
    "Two," you say?
[06:42] ---
    No, no!
[06:46] ---
    These are...
[06:47] ---
    We defeated them and they vaporized!
[06:50] ---
    This is another power that our leader has!
[06:52] ---
    Get them!
[07:01] ---
    It can't be!
[07:02] ---
    The reconstituted Bugged Ones are
    ten times more powerful than the original!
[07:06] ---
    You!
[07:08] ---
    I don't know if you're
    Ototoi Friday or Oshio Heihachiro,
[07:11] ---
    but I'll rip your flimsy outfits off instantly!
[07:20] ---
    Save us, leader!
[07:22] ---
    A secret passage!
[07:24] ---
    The fact that you only
    partially undressed them so that
[07:27] ---
    you can see them naked for a bit longer
    before they vaporized paid off!
[07:30] ---
    Silence!
[07:33] ---
    The building is getting more elaborate!
[07:35] ---
    This is it, the underground palace!
[07:46] ---
    What is this place? It's gorgeous!
    The floors are shining, too!
[07:51] ---
    The light comes from
    the source of Hazoku power.
[07:54] ---
    Kurobugs are generated here as well. Look!
[08:01] ---
    Help us!
[08:06] ---
    That's... Mayo's grandma?
[08:10] ---
    Welcome home, Matome.
[08:13] ---
    It has been a little over 20 years
    since you left this place.
[08:16] ---
    Did you enjoy playing with the corrupt humans?
[08:20] ---
    Grandma... Stop!
[08:23] ---
    I love Akihabara. Don't destroy it!
[08:25] ---
    Yeah! I won't let you have your way!
[08:28] ---
    I, Tamotsu, will not allow--
[08:32] ---
    Tamotsu!
[08:40] ---
    Why are you so stubborn?
[08:43] ---
    You used to be such a nice girl,
    always doing as I asked.
[08:49] ---
    You, too, wanted to purify the corruption
    that was slowly tainting Akihabara.
[08:56] ---
    When we first moved to this land,
    it was full of good Ki,
[09:02] ---
    and it helped nurture
    the source of our power well.
[09:08] ---
    But...
[09:09] ---
    We got caught in the middle of
    a petty conflict between humans,
[09:12] ---
    and were forced to escape underground.
[09:14] ---
    "Radio Center"
[09:15] ---
    Then, Akihabara began to change...
[09:19] ---
    The land was overwhelmed by greedy humans,
[09:23] ---
    followed by those with strange sexual desires.
[09:27] ---
    If their filthy greed covers this city,
[09:31] ---
    not only would we lose our powers,
[09:33] ---
    we may be engulfed by the corrupted Ki
    and vanish, like 70 years ago.
[09:38] ---
    Grandma, that's...
[09:40] ---
    For the Hazoku... we must purify Akihabara.
    Why won't you understand?
[09:46] ---
    Why don't you understand that the filthy,
    corrupt humans are mere pests?!
[09:53] ---
    Shut up! Don't underestimate humans!
[09:57] ---
    Corrupt? Tainted? Who are you to decide?!
[10:01] ---
    It's all just your biased judgement!
[10:03] ---
    Persistent pest...
[10:05] ---
    Wait!
[10:07] ---
    Grandma! Tamotsu is right!
[10:09] ---
    Nobody has the right to decide
    whether or not Akihabara is corrupted!
[10:13] ---
    Matome...
[10:14] ---
    Besides, I don't feel any bad Ki!
[10:18] ---
    Akihabara is nothing like
    how it was 70 years ago...
[10:21] ---
    ...when Mom and Dad died!
[10:25] ---
    Matome!
[10:32] ---
    Filthy traitor! I will have no more of this!
[10:37] ---
    You shall join me in my
    cleansing of Akihabara!
[10:41] ---
    What's this?!
[10:45] ---
    What the...
[10:47] ---
    Destroy!
[10:56] ---
    That's...
[11:03] ---
    Great! We have electricity!
[11:05] ---
    Are we good now?
[11:07] ---
    Yes, and I'm going to mass produce these now!
[11:10] ---
    What's this?
[11:11] ---
    A drug?
[11:21] ---
    Is this... me?
[11:23] ---
    Hey, she woke up!
[11:25] ---
    It seems her memory isn't back yet.
[11:30] ---
    Look!
[11:38] ---
    --Ma!
    --Mayo!
    --Matome!
[11:39] ---
    I will now begin the forced
    purification of this land!
[11:58] ---
    Wh-What is that?!
[11:59] ---
    It's an outrageous weapon!
[12:01] ---
    It's finally here!
[12:05] ---
    Humans! I will exterminate you!
[12:12] ---
    Mayo...
[12:20] ---
    Save me, precious money!
[12:23] ---
    Enough of this roundabout
    Akiba Ban nonsense!
[12:26] ---
    I will destroy everything
    and flatten this whole area!
[12:29] ---
    Hold on, granny!
[12:32] ---
    You won't have your way!
[12:40] ---
    You parasite!
[12:44] ---
    Big Bro is on the body!
[12:46] ---
    Go, go, Tamotsu!
[12:47] ---
    Hey!
[12:50] ---
    We're ready!
[12:52] ---
    Good work.
[12:53] ---
    What are all of these test tubes anyway?
[12:57] ---
    I told you, it's a secret weapon!
[12:59] ---
    But there is just one issue...
[13:01] ---
    For this to work completely,
    all three members of Manias need to be here.
[13:05] ---
    Worst case scenario, I will take her place...
[13:08] ---
    You should avoid that!
[13:10] ---
    You're a little too old for that...
[13:11] ---
    Silence!
[13:13] ---
    Who can possibly replace Mayo?
[13:18] ---
    "Manias"
[13:18] ---
    I'm Matome Mayonaka, AKA Matomeru
    of Manias! Nice to meet you!
[13:29] ---
    Die.
[13:36] ---
    Mayo... Wake up, Mayo!
[13:40] ---
    We promised to defend Akiba together!
[13:43] ---
    You love Akiba, don't you?!
[13:47] ---
    Aki...ba...
[13:49] ---
    Ma--
[13:57] ---
    Pyuko!
[13:58] ---
    I have heard that you were in trouble
    and have returned from outer space.
[14:02] ---
    I'm so glad you're alive!
[14:05] ---
    Nice timing. Give me a hand!
[14:07] ---
    Yes!
[14:11] ---
    Mayo!
[14:13] ---
    Tamotsu!
[14:14] ---
    Mayo!
[14:20] ---
    Mayo! Are you okay?!
[14:21] ---
    I'm fine, but...
[14:25] ---
    How are we supposed to defeat that?
[14:27] ---
    Don't give up! There's still
    overtime even if you do!
[14:30] ---
    But...
[14:34] ---
    Is that...?
[14:50] ---
    Wow, Urame?!
[15:32] ---
    Everyone, raise your voices, moi!
[15:35] ---
    Put your hearts together!
[15:37] ---
    I don't understand, but try!
[15:40] ---
    We Manias support Tamotsu Denkigai and
    Matome Mayonaka together with you all!
[15:52] ---
    Support? That is meaningless!
[16:04] ---
    What?!
[16:07] ---
    Behold the Power Supply Glowstick!
[16:09] ---
    It converts the people's support
    of Akiba into physical energy!
[16:14] ---
    It's the ultimate deus ex machina tool!
[16:17] ---
    Go, Tamotsu! You're the only one
    that can defeat her!
[16:21] ---
    Gotcha!
[16:29] ---
    You won't...!
[16:33] ---
    Go fight!
[16:35] ---
    Fight on!
[16:39] ---
    Everyone...
[16:40] ---
    There's still so many people?
[16:43] ---
    More corruption!
[16:46] ---
    Guys! Thanks for responding to
    the call from Clamas TV!
[16:50] ---
    Those of you who couldn't make it,
    send your love towards Akihabara this way!
[16:54] ---
    We love what we love
    and nobody can stand in our way!
[16:57] ---
    Just hold that thought in your heart!
[16:59] ---
    Yes! The people's support
    of Akiba will save this town!
[17:03] ---
    Tamotsu! Tamotsu! Tamotsu!
[17:10] ---
    Nonsense... I will eliminate you
    along with this city!
[17:16] ---
    Home run!
[17:19] ---
    Impossible!
[17:21] ---
    Grandma!
[17:22] ---
    Can't you see?! Look!
[17:25] ---
    The people who you said were corrupt,
    the light coming out of them!
[17:28] ---
    Sure, it's driven by greed,
    and could sometimes go rampant.
[17:32] ---
    But that's all just a form of
    overflowing, unstoppable love!
[17:36] ---
    We all love this town! This light is proof!
[17:43] ---
    This... light...
[17:46] ---
    So beautiful...
[17:49] ---
    No... No!
[17:53] ---
    Grandma!
[17:54] ---
    Time to do this the hard way!
[17:56] ---
    Everyone, let's gather our strength!
[18:07] ---
    The love... of Akiba...
[18:47] ---
    Grandma, I'm sorry... I...
[18:52] ---
    Matome... Perhaps you were right...
[18:58] ---
    The people's love of this city...
[19:01] ---
    I didn't realize how strong and beautiful it is...
[19:06] ---
    I should have spent more time
    with the people of this town...
[19:11] ---
    Grandma...
[19:13] ---
    Matome...
[19:14] ---
    You must continue to protect Akihabara...
[19:18] ---
    ...and the beautiful hearts of its people...
[19:21] ---
    And... Mr. Tamotsu...
[19:24] ---
    Please take care of Matome...
[19:29] ---
    Yes!
[19:31] ---
    So... Matome... goodbye...
[19:36] ---
    Grandma!
[20:04] ---
    What?! What is this...?
[20:07] ---
    There is much more I need you to confess.
[20:11] ---
    Ugh... This must be karma.
[20:14] ---
    Let's leave Akihabara to the young couple.
[20:24] ---
    Oh dear, oh dear...
    I'm getting out of this terrible town.
[20:28] ---
    Ouch! What is this?!
[20:31] ---
    You... the giant maid from Akihabara!
[20:34] ---
    What do you want with me, you dirty maid?!
[20:38] ---
    "Warrant for Arrest"
[20:38] ---
    I may be Momo Tsukumo
    the popular maid by day...
[20:43] ---
    But my true identity is
[20:44] ---
    Tokyo Police Department
    District Public Prosecutor Undercover Agent
[20:47] ---
    Moukomomo Tsukumomomochi.
[20:50] ---
    Minister Shigusa Kiyoi...
[20:52] ---
    You are under arrest for bribery,
[20:56] ---
    and assisting in fraudulent accounting!
[20:59] ---
    No! I'll give you a hundred million! Let me go!
SIGN    "Minister Kiyoi Arrested" "Inspection of Funding Underway" "Akiba Ban Scrapped, Akiba Festival Restarting"
[21:04] ---
    "New Minister, Mr. Santa Omokage"
[21:13] ---
    Hello, I am Santa Omokage,
    specially appointed minister of Akiba.
[21:17] ---
    I hereby declare the restart
    of the Akiba Festival!
[21:20] ---
    "Great Akiba Festival Restarting"
[22:17] ---
    So we still can't get out of Akiba.
[22:19] ---
    I guess even with Grandma gone,
    the barrier is still intact.
[22:23] ---
    It's okay, I guess.
[22:25] ---
    This town is full of fun stuff!
[22:30] ---
    Right.
[22:36] ---
    I'm okay, too... since you're here with me.
[22:49] ---
    What's going on?!
[22:52] ---
    What is that...?
[22:53] ---
    A Bugged One?!
[22:56] ---
    --Niwaka?!
    --Arisa?
[22:57] ---
    Why are you dressed so weirdly? A new show?
[23:01] ---
    Big Bro, come! Hurry!
[23:02] ---
    Huh?
[23:03] ---
    You too, Ma!
[23:04] ---
    Huh?!
[23:05] ---
    Just wait a sec. What's going on?
[23:07] ---
    What's going on is future Akiba
    100 years later is in trouble!
[23:10] ---
    One hundred years later?
[23:12] ---
    Yes! It's all your fault, Tamotsu and Ma!
[23:15] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[23:17] ---
    Enough talk! Get in!
[23:18] ---
    Can you explain just a little bit?!
[23:23] ---
    To the Akiba Empire, 100 years in the future!
[23:25] ---
    Let's go!
[23:30] ---
    "Akihabara. It is a city of dreams,
    that accepts everything."
[23:30] ---
    Akihabara. It is a city of dreams,
    that accepts everything.
[23:37] ---
    
[23:40] ---