12 - Electric Mayo's Falling Apart!

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    Akihabara, the city of dreams,
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    "Akihabara"
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    is now under threat from mysterious
    monstrosities, known as the Bugged Ones.
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    The people of the city formed
    vigilante organizations to resist them,
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    but the invasion of the
    Bugged Ones only grow worse each day.
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    This is a story of Tamotsu Denkigai,
[00:20] ---
    a young man who gained
    the power of the Bugged Ones,
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    and his merry friends, who stood up
    to defend the peace in Akihabara.
[00:30] ---
    The Akiba Festival...
[00:31] ---
    I hear they're doing a lot
    of really flashy things.
[00:33] ---
    We are enforcing the Akiba Ban!
[00:36] ---
    We can't clear Ma's name.
[00:38] ---
    You can't be...
[00:40] ---
    Are you okay, Mayo?
[00:42] ---
    The real battle starts now.
[00:44] ---
    It's her... It's my imposter again...
[00:47] ---
    Mayo!
[00:48] ---
    Come on! Did she do this?! Hey!
[00:54] ---
    Tamotsu!
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    "Akiba Ban Headquarters"
[01:03] ---
    "Minister's Special Office"
[01:09] ---
    Making deals with prominent people to let me
    become the Minister of Special Discipline,
[01:13] ---
    providing huge funds for bribing
    opponents of the Akiba Ban...
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    I can't thank Metrotica
    enough for all the help!
[01:22] ---
    Now we can finally get rid of those
    stinky disgusting otaku from Akihabara!
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    Anime, manga, games... Those silly things
    should be removed from all of Japan,
[01:30] ---
    not just Akihabara!
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    Besides, those otaku are always
    criticizing others online,
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    but suddenly start yapping about
    individual freedom or otaku discrimination
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    the moment they become
    the target of criticism.
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    Allowing such self-centered fools
    to have significance in Japan is horrible!
[01:46] ---
    We must make this world
    much more disciplined and moral...
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    We have no interest in your beliefs.
[01:52] ---
    Just do as we say.
[01:55] ---
    O-Oh, of course!
[01:59] ---
    Smooch! Oh, lovely money!
[02:05] ---
    So...
[02:06] ---
    Do you have a photo of the money transfer?
[02:09] ---
    Oh, yes, um...
[02:12] ---
    It's always safe to have multiple leashes,
    even for a disposable pawn.
[02:18] ---
    Anwyay, we should make
    the best use out of this ban.
[02:24] ---
    We need to push more humans out.
[02:29] ---
    I'll leave you to deal with the traitor.
[02:32] ---
    I'm counting on you, Urame.
[02:38] ---
    Playtime is over. Time to
    wake up from the messy dream.
[02:47] ---
    He's awake!
[02:48] ---
    Oh! Yes! He's alive!
[02:51] ---
    Welcome back, Big Bro!
[02:55] ---
    Huh...? I...
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    Tamotsu! I'm so glad...
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    I thought you were going to die again!
[03:02] ---
    Huh?
[03:05] ---
    Oh? Tamotsu...
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    Your hair, it's...
[03:09] ---
    Huh? Hair?
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    "TRIP 12 - Electric Mayo's Falling Apart!"
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    Eat, eat!
[04:45] ---
    Wait a sec! I'm full already!
[04:48] ---
    No! You have to eat more and heal yourself!
[04:51] ---
    Here you are.
[04:53] ---
    The best for recovering stamina,
    Chinese pit viper garlic juice!
[04:58] ---
    Oh, Momo!
[05:00] ---
    Hey, thanks...
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    By the way...
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    It's gotten pretty quiet, huh?
[05:08] ---
    It's all because of that Akiba Ban.
[05:10] ---
    Our place and all of the others
    got "administrative guidance."
[05:13] ---
    We lost a ton of customers,
    and look at this horrible apron!
[05:18] ---
    The Akiba Ban, huh...
[05:20] ---
    Isn't this another Bugged One plot?
[05:23] ---
    Well, the law is a law,
    so it's a national-level issue.
[05:26] ---
    A single Bugged One
    certainly shouldn't be able to...
[05:29] ---
    Maybe a bigger force is at play!
[05:32] ---
    We can't let them do as they like with Akiba!
[05:35] ---
    No matter how big they are,
    I'll strip them and clobber them!
[05:39] ---
    You can't, not anymore.
[05:41] ---
    What do you mean?!
[05:43] ---
    Like I said...
[05:44] ---
    If your hair color is back to normal,
    that means you're a regular human now.
[05:49] ---
    You've lost all of your superhuman powers.
[05:53] ---
    What? Seriously?
[05:54] ---
    Huh? Why?
[05:56] ---
    Why is his power gone all of a sudden?
[05:58] ---
    Tamotsu received a Transcend Providence
    from my polar opposite.
[06:03] ---
    It's like multiplying two
    negative numbers. So...
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    What does that mean?
[06:13] ---
    It's like the hard disk drive
    got forcefully formatted.
[06:16] ---
    You don't have super powers anymore,
    but now you can undress without dying.
[06:21] ---
    You can leave Akiba whenever you like, too.
[06:24] ---
    Huh? I can go home?
[06:26] ---
    There's no reason for you
    to stay here anymore.
[06:29] ---
    No, no, no. I can't leave Akiba like this!
[06:33] ---
    Who knows when that
    fake Mayo would attack again?!
[06:35] ---
    I'll handle that.
[06:37] ---
    To be honest, in your current state,
    you'll weigh me down.
[06:40] ---
    Then give me your power again!
[06:43] ---
    If I got re-formatted,
    I can just overwrite the data, right?!
[06:46] ---
    You should consider it very fortunate
    that you were able to return to being human.
[06:50] ---
    There's no reason to go back...
[06:52] ---
    But why not?! Just do it again!
[06:55] ---
    I thought we were friends!
[06:58] ---
    Moi-moi, Electric Mayonnaise has me as well!
[07:02] ---
    I understand your worry,
    Tamotsu, but for the time being,
[07:04] ---
    leave this to me and enjoy
    a relaxing home defense job!
[07:09] ---
    That might be a good, refreshing rest!
[07:13] ---
    Oh...
[07:24] ---
    Miss Arisa! Please come back!
[07:28] ---
    "Miss Arisa"?
[07:30] ---
    What's going on?
[07:34] ---
    We are under direct orders
    from Goldrich Diamond the 13th,
[07:36] ---
    CEO of Shangrila Trophy,
    to bring you back, Miss Arisa!
[07:43] ---
    Shangrila Trophy?
[07:45] ---
    It's one of the largest
    conglomerates in the US.
[07:48] ---
    They say Diamond, the chairperson,
    is a god of business management,
[07:51] ---
    and anything he does, like plucking
    his nose hair, can affect stock prices.
[07:55] ---
    What does he want with Arisa...?
[07:57] ---
    Moi... I met Mr. Diamond
    when I was in the US...
[08:03] ---
    After getting my MBA,
    I was travelling freely in the US
[08:06] ---
    to wait out my graduation day.
[08:09] ---
    I happened to join a party full
    of finance-industry types,
[08:12] ---
    and Mr. Diamond liked the taste
    of my beetles boiled with avocados.
[08:18] ---
    He first hired me as his grandson Turquoise's
    personal plastic model building tutor,
[08:23] ---
    but before I knew it, I climbed the ranks
    all the way to first external vice president.
[08:27] ---
    None of the individual story points connect!
[08:30] ---
    Our chairman speaks very highly
    of Miss Arisa's abilities.
[08:35] ---
    He has always said that Miss Arisa
    is the best candidate for the next CEO.
[08:39] ---
    CEO?
[08:40] ---
    Moi, but I already told him I am not ready
    to do that until I become 20 years old.
[08:45] ---
    We sent you an email the other
    day about the illness, but...
[08:49] ---
    It's actually very serious.
[08:51] ---
    What?!
[08:53] ---
    The company is in chaos now
    to fill the replacement position.
[08:57] ---
    Our company, and the entire US--
    no, global economy--is in peril!
[09:02] ---
    Please save us, save the world,
    by returning to the company!
[09:08] ---
    We beg you, please!
[09:14] ---
    I owe a huge debt to Mr. Diamond.
[09:18] ---
    I can't turn away from a serious illness.
[09:21] ---
    Don't worry, just leave it to me--
[09:24] ---
    Oh...
[09:25] ---
    I'll be fine. Not only do I still have
    the professor, I used to do this all by myself.
[09:31] ---
    Ma...
[09:33] ---
    I will never forget you!
[09:35] ---
    Never, never, never!
[09:38] ---
    Arisa... Take this.
[09:41] ---
    What...?
[09:42] ---
    Is this...?
[09:49] ---
    I have been all over the world,
    but Akiba was the best!
[10:09] ---
    Well, Akiba is pretty desolate now.
[10:11] ---
    All of the interesting things are gone now.
[10:16] ---
    I thought we were protecting
    the city from the Bugged Ones.
[10:19] ---
    I never expected this outcome.
[10:22] ---
    We couldn't even protect
    the one thing we love.
[10:24] ---
    What was the point of everything we did?
[10:29] ---
    Tamotsu, you battle ends here.
[10:32] ---
    Still on that discussion?
[10:34] ---
    Why are you so eager to get rid of me?!
[10:37] ---
    With Arisa gone, you're all alone now!
[10:41] ---
    You can't do this!
[10:42] ---
    I'll be fine; I can do this alone.
[10:45] ---
    Thanks for everything, Tamotsu.
[10:47] ---
    You--
[10:48] ---
    Wait! You lost your powers, what can you do?
[10:51] ---
    Shut up! I know!
[10:53] ---
    I know I can't do anything to help anymore!
[10:58] ---
    I know that... But... still...
[11:03] ---
    Now that I'm just human,
    she wants to throw me out?
[11:06] ---
    Big Bro...
[11:07] ---
    There you are, we've been looking for you!
[11:12] ---
    We're staging a protest!
    We're protesting the Akiba Ban!
[11:16] ---
    We've got the other vigilantes to join,
    and many others, too!
[11:20] ---
    We got Kage-san, Lord of Akiba, to help, too.
[11:23] ---
    He had some incredible connections and
    was able to bring the government officials
[11:27] ---
    out to a town hall discussion.
[11:30] ---
    "Akiba Ban Protest Committee Member List"
[11:30] ---
    Look at this! Isn't it incredible?
[11:31] ---
    "Acquire-chan" | "Kage-san"
    "Kati Raikkonnen" | "Kozakura"
[11:32] ---
    "Suidobashi" | "Shohei"
    "Master" | "Ma Ster"
[11:32] ---
    "Hoshino Tsukiyama" | "Taiyo Tenkawa"
    "Shopkeeper" | "Hijiri"
[11:33] ---
    "Denko Busujima" | "Chibusa Benikage"
    'Mashiro Kuga" | "Matsuko"
[11:34] ---
    "Iketeru Masada" | "Momo Tsukumo"
    "Dai Yagyuda"
[11:35] ---
    We're going to do an operation briefing now.
[11:37] ---
    You're coming, right? And Mayo?
[11:40] ---
    Let's all fight to get Akiba back!
[11:43] ---
    Hmm? What's wrong?
[11:46] ---
    Right now, I'm just a failed student otaku.
[11:49] ---
    I can't do anything. I have no powers.
[11:52] ---
    I can't help you.
[11:54] ---
    "Chuo Dori Vigilantes"
[11:55] ---
    What are you talking about?
    This isn't like you.
[11:58] ---
    Good luck, guys. I'm counting on you.
[12:01] ---
    Wh-What...
[12:03] ---
    Later...
[12:04] ---
    Wait... Wait! I didn't know you were so cold!
[12:08] ---
    Hey! Tamotsu! Hey!
[12:11] ---
    What's his problem?
[12:12] ---
    Oh, u-um, Big Bro is a bit
    seriously sick right now!
[12:15] ---
    What?
[12:16] ---
    H-He simultaneous contracted, uh,
    influenza, Zica, and powdery mildew!
[12:41] ---
    I got through...
[12:57] ---
    "Big Bro's Room"
[13:01] ---
    Big Bro, Kage-san is calling.
    Don't you want to get this?
[13:06] ---
    Hey, Big Bro!
[13:08] ---
    Next item on the news.
[13:10] ---
    The Akiba Ban has been received
    with mixed reactions so far.
[13:13] ---
    A discussion was held today with
    the citizens who oppose this law.
[13:17] ---
    "Akiba Ban Opinion Exchange Meeting"
[13:18] ---
    The citizen groups proclaimed that they cannot
    accept the law without proper explanations.
[13:23] ---
    The government side brought
    the minister to the meeting.
[13:27] ---
    The minister asked for the citizens'
    understanding, but no agreement was reached.
[13:30] ---
    Opponents of the law say that
    this law is much too aggressive,
[13:33] ---
    but given how most juvenile crimes
    are committed by figurine lovers--
[13:39] ---
    Big Bro, what's going to happen to Akiba?
[13:53] ---
    "Akihabara Purification"
[14:01] ---
    No, stop!
[14:15] ---
    Isn't this taking it too far?
[14:22] ---
    There is no time to waste.
[14:25] ---
    Everything related to Akiba
    is being cast out of the cities.
[14:29] ---
    Why won't the public
    protest this abuse of power?
[14:33] ---
    It seems like none of the TV
    or online news sources are covering this.
[14:37] ---
    It's as if they are trying to pretend
    none of this is happening...
[14:39] ---
    Is there nothing we can do...?
[14:44] ---
    T-This is why we must work together and--
[14:47] ---
    A little too late, don't you think?
[14:49] ---
    When the bill was proposed,
    who stood up to support us seriously?
[14:54] ---
    It took the Festival shutdown and the
    destruction of Akiba to get you on your feet.
[15:00] ---
    Mr. Taiyo, why say those things now?
    You volunteered to be on the vanguard.
[15:05] ---
    I mean, just because we are late,
    doesn't mean we have to give up.
[15:09] ---
    It's always the ones that
    persist that win in the end!
[15:15] ---
    Yes. There must be something we can still do.
[15:18] ---
    By the way, who are you?
[15:20] ---
    Oh, sorry.
[15:22] ---
    We're from Studio G3. I'm Tenkawa.--
[15:29] ---
    We must let our leader escape...
[15:31] ---
    Kage-san! Run!
[15:35] ---
    He's getting away! After him!
[15:45] ---
    There you are.
[15:47] ---
    Here I am.
[15:51] ---
    "Akiba Festival 2017"
[15:52] ---
    "The URL you specified could not be found."
[15:54] ---
    I can't connect to any
    Akiba-related web site.
[15:58] ---
    Big Bro, are you sure
    you just want to stay in bed?
[16:01] ---
    Shut up.
[16:03] ---
    Bah! How long are you going to
    be like that, you incompetent?!
[16:07] ---
    Shut up! I'm just a piece of trash now!
[16:09] ---
    Aren't you worried about Mayo?!
[16:16] ---
    Fine! If you're not going, I am!
[16:20] ---
    What?! Hey! Wait!
[16:22] ---
    Don't be reckless--
[16:24] ---
    Hey! Pervert!
[16:27] ---
    How is it looking in Akihabara now?
[16:30] ---
    "Akihabara Lively Cleanup Activity"
[16:31] ---
    Yes, the area is completely sealed off now,
[16:35] ---
    and volunteer workers are
    working hard to beautify the area.
[16:39] ---
    I'm looking forward to
    a clean and pretty Akihabara...
[16:47] ---
    I... I...
[16:54] ---
    Traitor!
[16:56] ---
    Why did you leave Grandma?!
[17:00] ---
    Grandma...
[17:03] ---
    We have enslaved the humans,
    created Bugged Ones,
[17:08] ---
    and governed Akihabara for hundreds of years.
[17:11] ---
    Using the Metrotica facade,
    we have controlled human decision-makers
[17:17] ---
    to maintain peace and order.
[17:20] ---
    But you! You have betrayed
    our people, and escaped!
[17:24] ---
    I...
[17:25] ---
    I will never forgive you!
[17:34] ---
    Why? Why?
[17:36] ---
    Why did you betray Grandma?!
[17:39] ---
    Akihabara isn't just for the Hazoku!
[17:41] ---
    It belongs to everyone... That's why!
[17:43] ---
    Why can't you see that this "everyone"
    is breaking Grandma's heart?!
[18:06] ---
    Big Sis, do you even think about how
    I felt when you left the clan?
[18:12] ---
    How I felt about being forced to
    stay in the clan, to protect Grandma?!
[18:21] ---
    Tamotsu?!
[18:23] ---
    Tamotsu!
[18:25] ---
    I would have died, were
    it not for my helmet...
[18:27] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[18:28] ---
    Why did you think I wouldn't come?!
[18:30] ---
    I'm not running anymore!
[18:32] ---
    I'm fighting by your side, no matter what!
[18:35] ---
    No!
[18:37] ---
    No...
[18:39] ---
    Akihabara is... It's not
    like it used to be...
[18:43] ---
    Grand-- I mean, Metrotica is seriously trying
    to eliminate us using the government...
[18:49] ---
    You're going to get killed!
    This is not like the others that we fought!
[18:54] ---
    No matter what power we have,
    there's nothing we can do...
[18:56] ---
    I can't let you die again--
[19:05] ---
    Dammit! I don't believe...
[19:08] ---
    What?! It can't be!
[19:17] ---
    Stay out of this!
[19:21] ---
    What?!
[19:25] ---
    This is the way it's meant to be!
[19:27] ---
    Leave this to me!
[19:32] ---
    Bring it on, fake Mayo! Let's end this.
[19:36] ---
    You... Get away...
[19:39] ---
    Stay out of my family!
[19:47] ---
    He's more powerful than before...
[19:50] ---
    Dammit!
[20:03] ---
    No!
[20:10] ---
    Tamotsu!
[20:13] ---
    Mayo...
[20:15] ---
    Tamotsu...
[20:18] ---
    H-Hey...
[20:20] ---
    Thank you, Tamotsu...
[20:31] ---
    Unforgivable... I will never...
[20:36] ---
    Huh?
[20:37] ---
    Tamotsu!
[20:39] ---
    Huh? Arisa?
[20:41] ---
    I'm home!
[20:43] ---
    Hey, weren't you going to become CEO?
[20:45] ---
    Oh, no, I turned that down, as usual.
[20:48] ---
    What about the chairman's illness?
[20:51] ---
    No, no.
[20:52] ---
    It wasn't him, but his overweight pet
    giant panda, Billi Billi, who was sick.
[20:58] ---
    There was a huge battle over
    who would replace him as the pet.
[21:01] ---
    I concocted a special ultra-medical
    Chinese medicine, and he's fine now.
[21:06] ---
    They're both on a trip to Antarctica now.
[21:09] ---
    What does that even mean?!
[21:12] ---
    Arisa Ahokainen, returning for duty!
[21:16] ---
    Thank you for coming back, Arisa.
[21:18] ---
    Great! Electric Mayonnaise
    is back in business!
[21:20] ---
    Don't forget me!
[21:22] ---
    --Niwaka!
    --I'm here, too.
[21:23] ---
    Professor?!
[21:24] ---
    Okay, once again...
[21:27] ---
    ...Electric Mayonnaise is back in business!
[21:29] ---
    Yay!
[21:34] ---
    Where...? Who?
[21:38] ---
    I didn't expect Urame to fail
    to get rid of Matome...
[21:41] ---
    Is that man the root of the problem?
[21:45] ---
    Akihabara is ours...
[21:48] ---
    None shall have it!
[21:52] ---
    "Next, final episode!!"
[22:07] ---
    To the Electric Town Exit,
    on our way to Chuo Dori Ave
[22:10] ---
    Lucky us if cars aren't allowed -
    let's patrol around
[22:13] ---
    Loud colors everywhere,
    and fans of all persuasions
[22:15] ---
    A town bewitched and blazing
    with dreams and desires: AKIBA!
[22:18] ---
    Push our way through the maids,
    and dash up the Kanda Shrine stairway
[22:21] ---
    If you're hungry hide your cell and
    gulp down a beef bowl, with curry as a snack
[22:24] ---
    Let's go around to junk shops,
    searching for future gadgets
[22:27] ---
    Are the Artliens all gone?
[22:29] ---
    The murmuring smiling Kanda River
[22:35] ---
    I clench my fist and vow
[22:41] ---
    The one thing I dream of doing:
[22:42] ---
    Be featured on an AKIBA billboard!
[22:44] ---
    Alight with 100,000,000 penlights
[22:46] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[22:48] ---
    Make a name for yourself
    on this crowded battlefield
[22:51] ---
    Sometimes the carrot, sometimes the stick
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    Come ye groupies, newbies,
    vets, and all-around Wotas
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    Worship your idols with the Kecak pose!
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    Hear this voice, and even if there's no
    scientific basis let your soul shout at 192kHz
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    Even if you attend alone, give us the Romance
    pose and we three can stand against a thousand!
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    I have an important
    announcement for our fans.
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    No, stop. That's the worst line
    to see on an idol's blog!
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    Akiba's Trip the Animation
    has now reached its final--
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    No! Stop! Don't say anymore!
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    Tamotsu! You have to face reality!
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    Akiba's Trip the Animation! Final episode,
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    "TRIP 13 - Akiba's Last Trip"
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    "Akiba's Last Trip."
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    Always, at your friendly
    neighborhood Akihabara.
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