# 1 - Akiba's First Trip
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRWEKW7NR/akibas-trip-the-animation)
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"Akihabara"
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"The Bugged Ones"
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"Mysterious Girl?!"
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"Mysterious Boy!"
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"Undress!"
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Tamotsu! Above you!
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I can't believe
they've come back from the dead...
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Dammit!
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It seems like I got away...
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There you are! I've finally got you!
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Whoa!
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Don't you see? I am trying to help you.
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I said, no thank you!
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Come on! Please spend a moment
to think about the great deal
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"Mabu-Mabunopapa"
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of peace and happiness that you will
be giving your mind by purchasing fine art!
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It's only 950,000 yen,
or 16,000 per month for just 5 years!
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So let's just go back to the gallery
and complete the paperwork for--
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All right! I'll buy!
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What? Really?!
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But... I have just one condition.
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What is it?
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Young lady... you must...
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...join me in battle!
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Huh? Battle...?
**[03:23] ---**
Yes! Battle!
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To tell you the truth,
I am Prince Mabu-Neet, sent to Earth
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by the great Space God Goldiva
from Tekan Riser, the Eleventh world!
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I must collect the Mobamo Silataro Emblem,
shattered into 334 pieces,
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and awaken as
the Social Love Fighter Mozuku.
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Then I will lead my 16 allies
to wage an Evolution Fight against
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Darkgod The Hellsflash in Stargate, where I will
Videotape the Mozaizer Chance Energies to...
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Who would have thought my middle school
fantasy novel would be so useful.
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Big bro Tamotsu!
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I knew you'd be here!
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Hey, Niwaka.
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I told you to wait, but you took off!
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Sorry, sorry.
**[04:06] ---**
I was ambushed by
the recently resurrected Eulian.
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Eulian...?
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A monster, native to Akihabara.
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They increase in numbers in
the sequel and start a war!
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Wow, cool.
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Anyway, let's go to Animate next.
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"Animate exclusive!
GONZO Boys special!"
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I need to buy this new manga
with the special bonus flier attached.
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Seriously? I'm not that interested.
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You have to come with me!
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We'd get separated again!
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Come on, you can just hang out
in the figurine store next door.
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I see... Then I can look for the
Anatomy Rangers limited-edition figurines...
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--No, that store is too tempting,
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--Big bro! Big bro!
--No, that store is too tempting,
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--Big bro! Big bro!
--it will lure me into overspending...
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What in the...
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Huh?
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Hey, are you okay...?
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It's not safe there.
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Huh?
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Oh no!
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Cool!
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Just a grunt...
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Hold it right there!
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That's it! Break it up!
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They're...
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The Akihabara vigilantes.
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The show is over! Please disperse!
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A show? That was a show?
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Young lady, your show is a little too flashy!
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You do know the
new Akihabara Accords, right?
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You have to fill out an application and--
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Hey, you! Wait!
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That was quite a show.
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Anything goes, I guess.
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I'm so glad they still had
the limited edition fliers in stock!
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Ugh... That figurine store
didn't have it either...
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Too bad, big bro. Maybe you should
stop trying so hard to be a minority.
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What's the joy in doing
what everyone else is doing?!
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Fine, I guess I'll have
to go look in an auction.
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So, about that show...
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I wonder if it's related to the
rumors about the Bugged Ones?
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The Bugged Ones...
***SIGN*** "'I totally photo'd a Bugged One' Totally looks like a normal person lol" "Chiyoda Ward residents: 'Bugged One? What?' Not popular at all"
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They say it's increasing rapidly.
A dark shadow haunts you and takes you over.
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"Urban legends of Akihabara"
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I heard that my friend's
sister's classmate said so.
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Yeah, and once you become a Bugged One,
you gain superhuman strength, go berserk,
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and attack to infect other humans, right?
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Like a vampire, or a zombie.
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But if it were true,
it'd be a big problem, right?
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The police aren't doing anything,
and the vigilantes called it a show.
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It's all hokum, an urban legend.
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A lot of people have been trying
new things after the Akihabara Accords
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lifted the ban on street performances.
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Someone was bound to try
flying at some point.
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I guess whatever's popular is good.
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Anyway, next up is Adores Café!
They have a collaboration menu!
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"Gon-Mas"
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Not interested.
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Come on! Come with me!
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"Kage-san"
"That thing you wanted, Tamotsu, I found it."
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I'm sorry, your brother must go!
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Huh?! You promised to spend
the entire day with me!
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We'll do that tomorrow!
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Not every day is a holiday
for me, unlike you!
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Wow... He's right!
Almost all of the versions are here!
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Not just Liver Blue,
but Colon Black, and Ear Hair Purple...
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Impressive, Mr. Kage, Lord of Akiba.
Only he would know of such a shop...
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Hmm?
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Wow! It's Liver Blue Fatty Mode!
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A limited edition, released only in
an event in Aomori last year...
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Never re-released because
it was so horribly unpopular...
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A legendary item, I can't believe it's here!
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No, it must be destiny that lead me
to acquire this item... This mythical--
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Hmm?
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Moi?
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Huh? I won't...
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Moimoi, mo-moi, I found this first!
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What's mine is mine, what's yours is yours!
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That's normal! Wow, she's strong...
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This is my figurine, my Liver!
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This rare version is
not only colored differently,
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but is also newly modeled to more
closely reflect the original designs!
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I want to repaint this to match
the original, base color!
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This one knows what she's talking about!
**[09:07] ---**
She noticed that the rare color
is modeled differently!
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I love Liver! So I really,
really want it! Give me Liver!
**[09:20] ---**
--Oh no!
--Yay! I got Liver, moi!
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Please don't feel bad. Moi, moi!
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No, wait! At least, tell me!
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Hmm?
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Tell me more about the emotions
you have invested in that rare item!
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Motions?
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If I can't have it, I want to at least
passionately discuss Liver Blue.
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You and I share a value.
We are already friends!
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Friends...?
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That's right. We don't come to
Akiba just to dig up rare goods.
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We're here to breathe the air...
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The atmosphere of friendship and compassion!
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We are comrades,
living in the same atmosphere!
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Wow!
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For some reason,
I totally understand what you mean!
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You speak directly to
the heart of Arisa Ahokainen!
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With a thud!
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Nice to meet you, Arisa.
My name is Tamotsu. Tamotsu Denkigai.
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Nice to meet you, too, Tamotsu!
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So close, so close...
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Found you, Bugged One!
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Bug?
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You're that...
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Mo-moi! What is this...?
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Reveal yourself!
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Reveal?! What do you mean?!
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That weird cosplay, you must be one of them!
**[10:50] ---**
There are tons of cosplayers around here!
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Your physical abilities are superhuman!
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The figurines!
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Accept your fate!
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I will punish you
for treating treasures without respect!
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Strategic retreat! Off I go!
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Hey, wait, you Bug!
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I should have taken a movie of that.
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An explosion, on Chuo Dori Street?
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You mean around Adores Café?
What's going on in Akihabara today?
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Adores Café...
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Next up is Adores Café!
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Niwaka!
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Dammit!
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Retrieved! Excuse me, checkout please!
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Please stand back, stand back.
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Hey, you there! Stand back!
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I can see you. I can see you real good.
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The number you have dialed
is not available right now.
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The phone may be out of range,
or turned off.
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Hey, you can't come in!
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Hey, you! Stop! Whoa!
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"Emergency Exit"
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There are customers here?
**[12:26] ---**
Um, have you seen a girl
wearing a weird panda outfit?
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Whoa! Whoa! Ugh! Ouch...
**[12:35] ---**
What?!
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Oh no! I'm sorry! I'll do anything!
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Huh? Am I safe...?
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No, I'm not! No!
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I see you often. But you're in my way.
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It's not like I want to be here!
My little sister's here!
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Sister?
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Right! Niwaka!
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Niwaka!
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Dammit!
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Niwaka! Are you okay?!
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Good... She seems to be alive, I think...
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Take your sister and run...
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But you're hurt...
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I told you, you're in my way!
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I might not be able to save you next time!
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Traitor... You are supposed
to be on our side...
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Don't include me in
your little circle of villains...
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This is bad... Really bad...
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She...
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Oh, wait. It's you!
**[14:15] ---**
Moi, you are Tamotsu! Welcome!
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This isn't your house!
**[14:21] ---**
I was enjoying an exciting game of tag,
when the roles suddenly reversed.
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Why are you in a different outfit?
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Moi... The previous outfit was
ripped off of me during the fight.
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Then she said, "Oops, sorry, my mistake!"
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I wanted to ask her what she was
talking about, so I followed her.
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Hmm, she's always undressing the opponent...
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Moi? Oh, how cute! Is she your girlfriend?
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Huh? Big Bro has no girlfriend!
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In fact he only has very few friends...
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Grr...
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Oh! Tamotsu is a loner!
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Shut up!
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Miss Ahokainen, I need to ask you a favor.
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Just call me Arisa.
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Take care of my sister.
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Take her someplace safe...
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Moi?
**[15:13] ---**
We fought over the same figurine.
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I can trust you,
as we both share the same soul.
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Tamotsu, what are you going to do?
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I have to go after her.
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She bugs me. I can't
leave these things unexplored.
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But isn't it dangerous?
You are quite below average in physique.
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But I can't just leave it alone!
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If it looks interesting, no ocean, mountain,
or galaxy should separate me from it!
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"Curiosity must take
precedence over everything!"
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Remember that line from
episode 34 of Anatomy Rangers?!
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N-Now that you mention it, that might
have been a line from that episode...
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Tamotsu, you are so cool!
You can get any girl now!
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Right! You take care of Niwaka, Arisa!
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Moi! You can count on me!
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Actually, it's a line
from my original novel...
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What's wrong? What happened
to your earlier bravado?
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Still so many...
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Akihabara belongs to us!
All of humanity must kneel to us!
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Kneel to us, the Metrotica!
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Oh no!
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Hahaha! Death to the traitor!
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You end here!
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I'm done for...
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What?!
**[16:53] ---**
It's him!
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Have another!
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Oh, oops--
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Ugh!
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Why did you come?!
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Pay attention!
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Hmph, traitor... This is the end for you!
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What?! It can't be!
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Why... Why would you...
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Dammit! Get out of my way!
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Dammit... Let's go!
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Why...?
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My previous self... Told me to
follow anything that looks interesting...
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What does that even mean?!
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If you see my little sister, tell her...
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...her brother Tamotsu was--
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Blargh!
**[18:06] ---**
Hey! Can't you even finish your final words?!
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I mean, no! You can't die! You can't die...
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Not for someone like me...
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It's okay. You will not die.
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Huh?! Where am I?!
**[18:52] ---**
I just saw Grandma across a river, and--
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I'm glad you're okay.
**[18:57] ---**
I just performed an operation on you
called Transcend Providence.
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It has a few side effects...
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You nuisance...
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Oh no!
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You?! How?!
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It felt like I would be able
to do that for some reason.
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I just have to undress them, right?
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Yes! The Bugged Ones
are extremely sensitive to the air!
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Take their clothes off to defeat them!
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Roger!
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Enough!
**[19:55] ---**
Are you okay?
**[19:56] ---**
Here they come!
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Tamotsu! Above you!
**[20:19] ---**
Ultra Super Miracle God Hand!
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No! I can't... How... No!
**[20:33] ---**
What's that? A movie set?
**[20:35] ---**
Lots of naked babes!
**[20:37] ---**
Good... I got an excellent shot.
**[20:41] ---**
Oh, hmm... F...
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No, I must respect this lady,
even if she is evil.
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I must not stare at her in a lewd way.
**[20:48] ---**
But you totally did stare, right?
**[20:49] ---**
No, um, this is a thing that
Akiba comrades do with the thing, and...
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But I'm impressed that you did so well...
**[20:57] ---**
I do tend to grasp things quickly.
**[21:00] ---**
Mister... Tamotsu, right?
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I'm Matome. Matome Mayonaka.
**[21:08] ---**
That sounds like the name
of a mayonnaise review blog!
**[21:11] ---**
Can I call you Mayo?
**[21:12] ---**
Wait, that's the part
you're going to abbreviate?
**[21:15] ---**
But... I'm sorry.
**[21:17] ---**
You can't live a normal life anymore.
**[21:19] ---**
Huh?
**[21:20] ---**
You have now seen the paranormal Akihabara.
**[21:23] ---**
You are now destined to continue
fighting alongside me,
**[21:26] ---**
in a never-ending nightmare...
**[21:29] ---**
Put your phone away and listen!
**[21:35] ---**
You can't go home dressed like that, right?
**[21:38] ---**
I was looking up the closest
clothes store and it's still open.
**[21:40] ---**
Let's get changed there.
**[21:41] ---**
H-Huh?
**[21:44] ---**
Hey, I'm not finished--
**[21:46] ---**
I get the gist.
**[21:47] ---**
Our battle has only just begun, right?!
**[23:25] ---**
Swords, guns... All boys love weapons.
**[23:28] ---**
Do you know a lot about them?
**[23:29] ---**
To be honest, no. But I do have
a bit of sentiment towards them!
**[23:32] ---**
I don't get it.
**[23:33] ---**
Akiba's Trip The Animation, next episode!
**[23:35] ---**
"We Formed a Team - Call Us Electric Mayo!"
**[23:35] ---**
"TRIP 2 - We Formed a Team
- Call Us Electric Mayo!"
**[23:36] ---**
Electric Mayo? Is that a type of weapon, too?
**[23:40] ---**
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