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E2 - Bucket List of the Dead

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[00:04] ---
    What?
[00:05] ---
    You woke up with a 100-degree fever?
[00:08] ---
    So what about it?
[00:10] ---
    Oh man, I wonder
    if we'll make our deadline?
[00:15] ---
    You feel like you're gonna die
    from overwork?
[00:17] ---
    Come talk to me
    when you're actually dead!
[00:20] ---
    No one leaves until we're all done!
[00:23] ---
    Quit dozing off, Tendo!
[00:25] ---
    Get up, you jerk!
[00:27] ---
    I'm sorry, Chief!
[00:34] ---
    What the?
[00:39] ---
    Oh yeah, I...
[00:42] ---
    ...don't have to go to work anymore.
[00:56] ---
    Good morning!
[00:59] ---
    I'm spending my 3 years worth
    of vacation time starting today!
[01:02] ---
    I'm gonna have so much fun!
[01:08] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:11] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:14] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:17] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[01:22] ---
    From the outset,
    it’s a ban-banging upset!

[01:24] ---
    Metamorphose into a classic life
[01:27] ---
    Once upon a time
    Long, long ago

[01:29] ---
    Humankind merely
    ate, slept, danced, and laughed

[01:32] ---
    Endless suffering and social pressures
    pushing people to their limits

[01:35] ---
    Are portrayed as part of the norm
    on the morning news

[01:37] ---
    Wake up again to a coerced routine
[01:39] ---
    Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
    the status quo with the paranormal

[01:42] ---
    Am I a fool for longing
    for these things?

[01:44] ---
    Song of the Dead!!
[01:46] ---
    I wanna!!
    Dancing, dancing

[01:48] ---
    Rolling, rolling
    Only one, my life

[01:52] ---
    Sooner or later,
    life will come to an end

[01:55] ---
    Want more than a sense of futility,
    don’t you?

[01:58] ---
    Dancing, dancing
    Morning, morning

[02:01] ---
    Go back to the basics
    and start something new

[02:06] ---
    Do what you wanna do
[02:09] ---
    Every night, every time
[02:12] ---
    Let’s live
    until we’ve had our fill of fun

[02:21] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:23] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:26] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:29] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:53] ---
    All right!
[02:54] ---
    Three years' worth of cleaning, done!
[02:59] ---
    Clean house...
[03:00] ---
    ...clean mind, huh?
[03:03] ---
    I can't remember the last time
    I felt this good!
[03:10] ---
    All right!
[03:13] ---
    I've been looking forward to this!
[03:28] ---
    This is so good! It's too good!
[03:30] ---
    Who knew skipping work and drinking beer
    first thing in the morning would taste so good?!
[03:34] ---
    This is holy water!
[03:36] ---
    No! It's the drink of the gods!
[03:39] ---
    The guilty pleasure of drinking beer
    on what would normally be a work day!
[03:43] ---
    The freedom from work and obligation!
[03:46] ---
    If this isn't heaven,
    then I don't know what is!
[03:54] ---
    This is aerial footage of Tokyo!
[03:56] ---
    Fires are blazing everywhere!
[03:59] ---
    I still can't believe this is happening!
[04:03] ---
    Even our studio is in danger
    of being overrun by workers

[04:06] ---
    who have turned into the living dead!
[04:09] ---
    Internet and telecommunications
    are down,

[04:11] ---
    and there's been no word
    from the government!

[04:15] ---
    Right now, we have no way of knowing
    if the government is still functioning—
[04:17] ---
    WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
[04:22] ---
    But... I guess...
[04:24] ---
    things are pretty bad in the world.
[04:28] ---
    I wonder what's going to happen from now...
[04:32] ---
    But for me, today is all about beer!
[04:35] ---
    WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
[04:36] ---
    I'm gonna stay put in my room
    with a cold one in my hand...

[04:39] ---
    ...and embrace my inner degenerate
    and rejuvenate myself after three years!

[04:44] ---
    That's what I've decided!
[04:49] ---
    They're gone!
[04:52] ---
    Huh? No way! What?!
[04:55] ---
    They're all gone!
[04:57] ---
    Don't tell me that was the last one!
[04:59] ---
    I'm out...
[05:04] ---
    Of all the times to run out!
[05:07] ---
    But I was gonna slack off today!
[05:10] ---
    Now I have to go on a beer run?!
[05:24] ---
    What a pain in the ass...
[05:28] ---
    But...
[05:29] ---
    I can't bum around...
[05:32] ---
    ...without you!
[05:37] ---
    I've got no choice...
[05:39] ---
    KOSAKA
[05:42] ---
    The police... the JSDF...
    No one's coming to help us.
[05:46] ---
    What are we supposed to do?!
[05:49] ---
    Don't give up.
[05:51] ---
    If we can hold out
    for just one more day...
[05:53] ---
    How do we do that in this situation?
[05:55] ---
    How do we survive?!
[05:59] ---
    It's over.
[06:00] ---
    It's the end of the world!
[06:03] ---
    Damn it!
[06:04] ---
    What the hell do we do?
[06:06] ---
    Someone!
[06:08] ---
    Anyone! Help...
[06:20] ---
    W-What's wrong?! Is it zombies?!
[06:24] ---
    Wh-Who are you?!
[06:25] ---
    What are you doing?
[06:26] ---
    S-Sorry!
[06:28] ---
    The stairwell in my building
    was crawling with zombies, so...
[06:31] ---
    Anyway, come in!
[06:33] ---
    We're still safe here.
[06:34] ---
    Huh?
[06:35] ---
    No, it's okay.
[06:37] ---
    I have to go out for a bit...
[06:39] ---
    Huh?
[06:40] ---
    Oh...
[06:41] ---
    I'm Akira Tendo! I live
    in the apartment building next door.
[06:45] ---
    It must be fate meeting
    here like this! Nice to meet you!
[06:49] ---
    Huh?
[06:50] ---
    Oh, yes... I'm Kosaka.
[06:55] ---
    By the way,
    I'm going to the convenience store.
[06:57] ---
    Want me to bring you some stuff
    like some instant noodles? Flashlights?
[07:03] ---
    Uh, yes please....
    That would be great...
[07:06] ---
    If you can... toilet paper!
    The two-ply kind!
[07:09] ---
    Okay!
[07:23] ---
    W-Whoa!
[07:26] ---
    Looks like their numbers
    have grown since yesterday!
[07:30] ---
    Even if I'm on a bike, if a bunch of them
    surround me, I may not be able to get away.

[07:34] ---
    But even so...
[07:36] ---
    I'd rather get eaten by zombies...
[07:39] ---
    ...than go a second without beer!
[07:57] ---
    Beer! Beer!
[07:59] ---
    All you can drink!
[08:07] ---
    Beer! Beer!
[08:10] ---
    Any and every kind of beer...
[08:16] ---
    Huh?!
[08:27] ---
    A... survivor?!
[08:31] ---
    Wait! I was singing
    a super weird song just now!

[08:35] ---
    So embarrassing!
[08:36] ---
    She must think I'm a weirdo!
    Yeah, I'm sure she does!

[08:38] ---
    Oh, no! I scared the Kosakas earlier too.
    I'd better try not to scare her.

[08:45] ---
    H-Hello...
[08:47] ---
    Are you out shopping too?
[08:50] ---
    It's hard to get out
    with all these zombies around, isn't it?
[08:57] ---
    Um...
[09:00] ---
    Uh...
[09:03] ---
    I was gonna loaf around and drink
    all day at home, until I ran out of beer.
[09:09] ---
    Huh?! Wha—?!
[09:11] ---
    Oh!
[09:14] ---
    Hey, excuse me!
[09:17] ---
    Since we happened to meet like this...
[09:22] ---
    Do you want to, uh...
[09:24] ---
    Exchange contact info?
[09:27] ---
    Oh... Umm... In that case...
[09:31] ---
    Not that it's my business or anything...
[09:34] ---
    But you deciding to risk it all
    and go out to buy
[09:37] ---
    something nonessential is definitely
    not what I call a high priority task.
[09:41] ---
    P-Prio...?
[09:45] ---
    I can't see myself teaming up with someone
    who doesn't know how to analyze risk.
[09:51] ---
    Huh?!
[09:52] ---
    I'd prefer not
    to lower my chances of survival.
[09:56] ---
    Hey!
[09:57] ---
    So, I'll have to pass
    on giving you my contact info.
[10:02] ---
    Miss...! Watch out!
[10:08] ---
    What?!
[10:43] ---
    Th-Thank you, Miss—
[10:45] ---
    Hey, my bike!!
[10:47] ---
    Oh...
[10:50] ---
    I see...
[10:51] ---
    I need to analyze risk, huh?
[10:55] ---
    I guess stuff that you see
    in zombie movies...

[10:58] ---
    ...really does happen.
[11:05] ---
    She was badass and pretty, too.
[11:11] ---
    I wonder...
[11:12] ---
    if I'll see her again.
[11:14] ---
    Damn it, now's not the time for that!
[11:18] ---
    I gotta make a run for it back home!
    Nope, that's impossible!
[11:21] ---
    What am I gonna do?
[11:24] ---
    I gotta find something!
[11:27] ---
    Huh?
[11:32] ---
    Now this is an upgrade!
[11:35] ---
    I forgot this all started during rush hour.
[11:37] ---
    It's littered everywhere with bikes
    and scooters with keys still in them.

[11:41] ---
    With this,
    I can travel much easier than a bike.

[11:46] ---
    Hold on.
[11:47] ---
    Maybe...
[11:49] ---
    There's an even better upgrade!
[11:55] ---
    Huh?!
[11:58] ---
    Yeah!
[12:01] ---
    Now this...
[12:02] ---
    is the ultimate upgrade!
[12:23] ---
    Whew!
[12:25] ---
    I'm stocked up on beer, met a cute girl...
[12:29] ---
    And even got the motorcycle of my dreams!
[12:32] ---
    Today was the best!
[12:36] ---
    I'm back, Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka!
[12:39] ---
    I got plenty of beer
    if you want to join me for a drink...
[12:56] ---
    Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka?
[13:15] ---
    We could die today...
[13:17] ---
    Or we could die 60 years from now.
[13:22] ---
    Either way, there's never enough time
    to do all the things we want.

[13:33] ---
    Life's too short to avoid taking risks.
[13:46] ---
    When I was a kid, there were
    so many things I wanted to do.

[13:51] ---
    1.CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
[13:51] ---
    But I always found one excuse or another,
    and ended up not doing those things.

[13:53] ---
    1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
[13:58] ---
    I've decided to take a three year vacation
    to have as much fun as I can.

[14:04] ---
    1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
    2. CLEAN MY ROOM
[14:04] ---
    If I have to go on living
    without doing the things I want to do,

[14:06] ---
    3. LOAF AROUND AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY
    4. RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
[14:08] ---
    I'd rather be eaten by zombies.
[14:15] ---
    5. TRY OUT DREADLOCKS
[14:21] ---
    WINE AND DINE...
[14:27] ---
    17. RIDE IN AN RV
    18. GO STAY AT-HOME...
[14:39] ---
    I only have 30?
[14:43] ---
    Things I wanna do...
[14:44] ---
    Things I wanna do, huh?
[14:47] ---
    Now that I've quit...
[14:49] ---
    What I’ve really wanted to do is...
[15:19] ---
    31. GO HOME AND SPEND TIME WITH MY PARENTS
[15:26] ---
    32. WITH MY BEST BUD...
[15:29] ---
    33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
[15:38] ---
    Okay...
[15:40] ---
    Yeah.
[15:42] ---
    Done!
[15:47] ---
    100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
    BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[16:11] ---
    This is an emergency broadcast
    for all city districts.

[16:15] ---
    Everyone, please lock your doors securely
    and do not leave your homes.

[16:20] ---
    -I repeat... This is an emergency broadcast
    for all city districts.

[16:22] ---
    -...Internet and telecommunications
    are down,

[16:25] ---
    and there's been no word
    from the government!

[16:27] ---
    -Everyone, please lock your doors securely
    and do not leave your homes.

[16:28] ---
    -Right now, we have no way of knowing
    if the government is still functioning...

[16:46] ---
    Hello? Hello?
[16:49] ---
    I can't contact the main office
    in L.A. either...

[16:52] ---
    Situation's looking critical.
[16:57] ---
    Secure food and water.
[16:58] ---
    1. SECURE FOOD AND WATER
[17:00] ---
    Acquire a sustainable energy source.
[17:02] ---
    Maintain mental stability.
[17:03] ---
    Continue regular exercise.
[17:05] ---
    100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[17:06] ---
    Minimize sugar intake.
[17:28] ---
    Yes!
[17:30] ---
    I finally did it!
[17:33] ---
    I...
[17:35] ---
    I escaped!
[17:38] ---
    I got away!
[17:43] ---
    I see...
[17:46] ---
    So there are two types in movies...
    slow and fast zombies.
[17:51] ---
    Walking.
[17:53] ---
    Walking.
[17:55] ---
    Running.
[17:59] ---
    That solid body-type
    looks extremely dangerous.
[18:02] ---
    Walking.
[18:03] ---
    Walking.
[18:04] ---
    Running.
[18:07] ---
    Walking... walking...
[18:10] ---
    Dangerous.
[18:11] ---
    Both types are in this
    current zombie pandemic.
[18:16] ---
    If you can identity
[18:17] ---
    which type when you encounter one,
    your chances of survival increases drastically.
[18:25] ---
    I need...
[18:26] ---
    raw data after all.
[18:33] ---
    I need to gather certain supplies
    before the number of infected spikes again.

[18:39] ---
    What area is the least risky
    in this neighborhood?

[18:47] ---
    Camera... check.
[19:16] ---
    A survivor?
[19:19] ---
    He doesn't seem to be infected.
[19:21] ---
    Beer! Beer!
[19:23] ---
    Any and every kind of beer...
[19:27] ---
    Huh?
[19:37] ---
    He seems harmless...
[19:38] ---
    Wait, there may be zombies behind him...
[19:43] ---
    -I knew it...
    -H-Hello...
[19:45] ---
    They're far enough behind, but I should
    get what I need quickly and leave.

[19:50] ---
    It's hard to get out
    with all these zombies around, isn't it?
[19:52] ---
    He's a classic case
[19:53] ---
    of a short-sighted person who's unable
    to think beyond the present moment.

[19:59] ---
    How did someone like him
    end up surviving this long?

[20:02] ---
    It just doesn't make sense.
[20:07] ---
    This sound...
[20:09] ---
    A car horn?
[20:10] ---
    Not good! It'll attract zombies.
[20:13] ---
    If I go out now, there's a high possibility
    of getting attacked.

[20:17] ---
    A barricade?
    No, there's not enough time.

[20:21] ---
    So, how do I get through?
[20:26] ---
    What's going on?
[20:27] ---
    They're going wild!
[20:30] ---
    This route...
[20:32] ---
    is passable!
[20:34] ---
    Not that it's my business or anything...
[20:37] ---
    But you deciding to risk it all
    and go out to buy something nonessential
[20:40] ---
    is definitely not what I call
    a high priority task.
[20:44] ---
    -P-Prio...?
    -So now...
[20:48] ---
    I'll get as many as possible to follow me...
[20:50] ---
    -H-Hey!
    -and if I can just get the timing right...

[20:52] ---
    Miss...! Watch out!
[20:54] ---
    Huh?
[20:58] ---
    Don't!
[20:59] ---
    That position is...
[21:02] ---
    What?
[21:17] ---
    A runaway truck driven
    by a zombie crashes into them...

[21:22] ---
    What a magnificently perfect zombie trope.
[21:25] ---
    Well...
[21:26] ---
    I guess even crappy blockbusters...
[21:29] ---
    can have some useful ideas.
[21:36] ---
    Water has been secured.
[21:38] ---
    Food, power, and fuel have been secured.
[21:41] ---
    I managed to get data too.
[21:42] ---
    It could be better, but...
[21:45] ---
    this is great.
[21:47] ---
    The patterns in the behavior of the zombies
    that I encountered today...

[21:56] ---
    Beer! Beer!
[21:59] ---
    Who knew a single beer could make
    someone that happy in a state of emergency?

[22:13] ---
    SAKURA MOCHI
[22:15] ---
    6. MINIMIZE SUGAR INTAKE
[22:20] ---
    Oh well...
[22:22] ---
    Maybe I should have grabbed
    that sakura mochi after all.
[22:28] ---
    100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
[22:40] ---
    Being bored
[22:42] ---
    With nothing but efficient days
[22:44] ---
    Sure that's fine
[22:46] ---
    But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:48] ---
    When I think today could be my last
[22:52] ---
    Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
    Let's start something

[22:56] ---
    Life & Death
[22:57] ---
    How many times has it been already?
    And yet...

[23:00] ---
    I can't stop; like a junkie
[23:04] ---
    One more time, c'mon, one more time
[23:07] ---
    Let's go all the way
    to the end of the world, yeah

[23:12] ---
    C'mon, I want to find happiness
[23:15] ---
    You can leave the key behind
[23:17] ---
    If I can live and laugh,
    that's good enough

[23:21] ---
    C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:23] ---
    Has to have something
[23:25] ---
    How about it? All right!
[23:27] ---
    Let's get excited about today!
[23:29] ---
    C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:31] ---
    I want to keep laughing with you
[23:35] ---
    Living on a whim
[23:37] ---
    C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:40] ---
    So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:43] ---
    All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:46] ---
    We can take detours
[23:48] ---
    If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:50] ---
    Until the day everything ends
[24:01] ---
    Next time: Best Friend of the Dead