E2 - Bucket List of the Dead
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What?
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You woke up with a 100-degree fever?
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So what about it?
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Oh man, I wonder
if we'll make our deadline?
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You feel like you're gonna die
from overwork?
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Come talk to me
when you're actually dead!
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No one leaves until we're all done!
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Quit dozing off, Tendo!
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Get up, you jerk!
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I'm sorry, Chief!
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What the?
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Oh yeah, I...
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...don't have to go to work anymore.
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Good morning!
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I'm spending my 3 years worth
of vacation time starting today!
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I'm gonna have so much fun!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!
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Metamorphose into a classic life
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Once upon a time
Long, long ago
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Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
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Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
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Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
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Wake up again to a coerced routine
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Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
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Am I a fool for longing
for these things?
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Song of the Dead!!
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I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
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Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
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Sooner or later,
life will come to an end
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Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
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Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
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Go back to the basics
and start something new
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Do what you wanna do
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Every night, every time
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Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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All right!
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Three years' worth of cleaning, done!
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Clean house...
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...clean mind, huh?
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I can't remember the last time
I felt this good!
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All right!
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I've been looking forward to this!
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This is so good! It's too good!
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Who knew skipping work and drinking beer
first thing in the morning would taste so good?!
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This is holy water!
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No! It's the drink of the gods!
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The guilty pleasure of drinking beer
on what would normally be a work day!
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The freedom from work and obligation!
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If this isn't heaven,
then I don't know what is!
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This is aerial footage of Tokyo!
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Fires are blazing everywhere!
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I still can't believe this is happening!
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Even our studio is in danger
of being overrun by workers
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who have turned into the living dead!
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Internet and telecommunications
are down,
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and there's been no word
from the government!
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Right now, we have no way of knowing
if the government is still functioning—
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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But... I guess...
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things are pretty bad in the world.
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I wonder what's going to happen from now...
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But for me, today is all about beer!
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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I'm gonna stay put in my room
with a cold one in my hand...
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...and embrace my inner degenerate
and rejuvenate myself after three years!
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That's what I've decided!
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They're gone!
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Huh? No way! What?!
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They're all gone!
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Don't tell me that was the last one!
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I'm out...
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Of all the times to run out!
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But I was gonna slack off today!
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Now I have to go on a beer run?!
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What a pain in the ass...
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But...
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I can't bum around...
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...without you!
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I've got no choice...
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KOSAKA
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The police... the JSDF...
No one's coming to help us.
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What are we supposed to do?!
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Don't give up.
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If we can hold out
for just one more day...
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How do we do that in this situation?
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How do we survive?!
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It's over.
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It's the end of the world!
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Damn it!
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What the hell do we do?
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Someone!
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Anyone! Help...
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W-What's wrong?! Is it zombies?!
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Wh-Who are you?!
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What are you doing?
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S-Sorry!
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The stairwell in my building
was crawling with zombies, so...
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Anyway, come in!
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We're still safe here.
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Huh?
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No, it's okay.
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I have to go out for a bit...
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Huh?
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Oh...
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I'm Akira Tendo! I live
in the apartment building next door.
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It must be fate meeting
here like this! Nice to meet you!
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Huh?
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Oh, yes... I'm Kosaka.
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By the way,
I'm going to the convenience store.
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Want me to bring you some stuff
like some instant noodles? Flashlights?
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Uh, yes please....
That would be great...
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If you can... toilet paper!
The two-ply kind!
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Okay!
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W-Whoa!
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Looks like their numbers
have grown since yesterday!
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Even if I'm on a bike, if a bunch of them
surround me, I may not be able to get away.
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But even so...
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I'd rather get eaten by zombies...
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...than go a second without beer!
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Beer! Beer!
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All you can drink!
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Beer! Beer!
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Any and every kind of beer...
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Huh?!
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A... survivor?!
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Wait! I was singing
a super weird song just now!
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So embarrassing!
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She must think I'm a weirdo!
Yeah, I'm sure she does!
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Oh, no! I scared the Kosakas earlier too.
I'd better try not to scare her.
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H-Hello...
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Are you out shopping too?
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It's hard to get out
with all these zombies around, isn't it?
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Um...
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Uh...
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I was gonna loaf around and drink
all day at home, until I ran out of beer.
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Huh?! Wha—?!
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Oh!
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Hey, excuse me!
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Since we happened to meet like this...
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Do you want to, uh...
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Exchange contact info?
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Oh... Umm... In that case...
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Not that it's my business or anything...
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But you deciding to risk it all
and go out to buy
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something nonessential is definitely
not what I call a high priority task.
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P-Prio...?
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I can't see myself teaming up with someone
who doesn't know how to analyze risk.
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Huh?!
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I'd prefer not
to lower my chances of survival.
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Hey!
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So, I'll have to pass
on giving you my contact info.
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Miss...! Watch out!
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What?!
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Th-Thank you, Miss—
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Hey, my bike!!
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Oh...
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I see...
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I need to analyze risk, huh?
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I guess stuff that you see
in zombie movies...
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...really does happen.
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She was badass and pretty, too.
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I wonder...
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if I'll see her again.
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Damn it, now's not the time for that!
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I gotta make a run for it back home!
Nope, that's impossible!
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What am I gonna do?
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I gotta find something!
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Huh?
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Now this is an upgrade!
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I forgot this all started during rush hour.
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It's littered everywhere with bikes
and scooters with keys still in them.
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With this,
I can travel much easier than a bike.
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Hold on.
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Maybe...
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There's an even better upgrade!
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Huh?!
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Yeah!
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Now this...
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is the ultimate upgrade!
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Whew!
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I'm stocked up on beer, met a cute girl...
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And even got the motorcycle of my dreams!
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Today was the best!
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I'm back, Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka!
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I got plenty of beer
if you want to join me for a drink...
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Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka?
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We could die today...
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Or we could die 60 years from now.
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Either way, there's never enough time
to do all the things we want.
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Life's too short to avoid taking risks.
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When I was a kid, there were
so many things I wanted to do.
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1.CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
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But I always found one excuse or another,
and ended up not doing those things.
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1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
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I've decided to take a three year vacation
to have as much fun as I can.
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1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
2. CLEAN MY ROOM
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If I have to go on living
without doing the things I want to do,
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3. LOAF AROUND AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY
4. RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
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I'd rather be eaten by zombies.
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5. TRY OUT DREADLOCKS
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WINE AND DINE...
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17. RIDE IN AN RV
18. GO STAY AT-HOME...
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I only have 30?
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Things I wanna do...
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Things I wanna do, huh?
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Now that I've quit...
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What I’ve really wanted to do is...
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31. GO HOME AND SPEND TIME WITH MY PARENTS
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32. WITH MY BEST BUD...
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33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
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Okay...
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Yeah.
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Done!
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100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
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This is an emergency broadcast
for all city districts.
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Everyone, please lock your doors securely
and do not leave your homes.
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-I repeat... This is an emergency broadcast
for all city districts.
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-...Internet and telecommunications
are down,
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and there's been no word
from the government!
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-Everyone, please lock your doors securely
and do not leave your homes.
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-Right now, we have no way of knowing
if the government is still functioning...
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Hello? Hello?
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I can't contact the main office
in L.A. either...
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Situation's looking critical.
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Secure food and water.
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1. SECURE FOOD AND WATER
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Acquire a sustainable energy source.
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Maintain mental stability.
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Continue regular exercise.
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100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
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Minimize sugar intake.
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Yes!
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I finally did it!
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I...
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I escaped!
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I got away!
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I see...
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So there are two types in movies...
slow and fast zombies.
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Walking.
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Walking.
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Running.
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That solid body-type
looks extremely dangerous.
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Walking.
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Walking.
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Running.
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Walking... walking...
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Dangerous.
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Both types are in this
current zombie pandemic.
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If you can identity
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which type when you encounter one,
your chances of survival increases drastically.
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I need...
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raw data after all.
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I need to gather certain supplies
before the number of infected spikes again.
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What area is the least risky
in this neighborhood?
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Camera... check.
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A survivor?
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He doesn't seem to be infected.
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Beer! Beer!
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Any and every kind of beer...
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Huh?
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He seems harmless...
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Wait, there may be zombies behind him...
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-I knew it...
-H-Hello...
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They're far enough behind, but I should
get what I need quickly and leave.
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It's hard to get out
with all these zombies around, isn't it?
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He's a classic case
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of a short-sighted person who's unable
to think beyond the present moment.
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How did someone like him
end up surviving this long?
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It just doesn't make sense.
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This sound...
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A car horn?
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Not good! It'll attract zombies.
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If I go out now, there's a high possibility
of getting attacked.
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A barricade?
No, there's not enough time.
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So, how do I get through?
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What's going on?
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They're going wild!
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This route...
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is passable!
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Not that it's my business or anything...
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But you deciding to risk it all
and go out to buy something nonessential
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is definitely not what I call
a high priority task.
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-P-Prio...?
-So now...
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I'll get as many as possible to follow me...
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-H-Hey!
-and if I can just get the timing right...
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Miss...! Watch out!
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Huh?
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Don't!
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That position is...
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What?
[21:17] ---
A runaway truck driven
by a zombie crashes into them...
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What a magnificently perfect zombie trope.
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Well...
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I guess even crappy blockbusters...
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can have some useful ideas.
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Water has been secured.
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Food, power, and fuel have been secured.
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I managed to get data too.
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It could be better, but...
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this is great.
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The patterns in the behavior of the zombies
that I encountered today...
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Beer! Beer!
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Who knew a single beer could make
someone that happy in a state of emergency?
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SAKURA MOCHI
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6. MINIMIZE SUGAR INTAKE
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Oh well...
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Maybe I should have grabbed
that sakura mochi after all.
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100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
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Being bored
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With nothing but efficient days
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Sure that's fine
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But it's kind of a waste, right?
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When I think today could be my last
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Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
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Life & Death
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How many times has it been already?
And yet...
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I can't stop; like a junkie
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One more time, c'mon, one more time
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Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
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C'mon, I want to find happiness
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You can leave the key behind
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If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
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C'mon, even a place that has nothing
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Has to have something
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How about it? All right!
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Let's get excited about today!
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C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
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I want to keep laughing with you
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Living on a whim
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C'mon, everything is coming undone
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So c'mon, let's start anew
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All right! Let's enjoy today
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We can take detours
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If you feel like singing, that's fine
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Until the day everything ends
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Next time: Best Friend of the Dead
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