# E2 - Bucket List of the Dead
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3MVX8/bucket-list-of-the-dead)
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What?
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You woke up with a 100-degree fever?
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So what about it?
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Oh man, I wonder
if we'll make our deadline?
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You feel like you're gonna die
from overwork?
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Come talk to me
when you're actually dead!
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No one leaves until we're all done!
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Quit dozing off, Tendo!
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Get up, you jerk!
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I'm sorry, Chief!
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What the?
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*Oh yeah, I...*
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*...don't have to go to work anymore.*
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Good morning!
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I'm spending my 3 years worth
of vacation time starting today!
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I'm gonna have so much fun!
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*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
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*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
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*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
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*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
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*From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!*
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*Metamorphose into a classic life*
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*Once upon a time
Long, long ago*
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*Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed*
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*Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits*
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*Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news*
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*Wake up again to a coerced routine*
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*Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal*
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*Am I a fool for longing
for these things?*
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*Song of the Dead!!*
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*I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing*
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*Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life*
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*Sooner or later,
life will come to an end*
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*Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?*
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*Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning*
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*Go back to the basics
and start something new*
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*Do what you wanna do*
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*Every night, every time*
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*Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun*
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*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
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*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
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*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
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*Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!*
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All right!
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Three years' worth of cleaning, done!
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Clean house...
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...clean mind, huh?
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I can't remember the last time
I felt this good!
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All right!
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I've been looking forward to this!
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This is so good! It's too good!
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Who knew skipping work and drinking beer
first thing in the morning would taste so good?!
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This is holy water!
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No! It's the drink of the gods!
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The guilty pleasure of drinking beer
on what would normally be a work day!
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The freedom from work and obligation!
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If this isn't heaven,
then I don't know what is!
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*This is aerial footage of Tokyo!*
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*Fires are blazing everywhere!*
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*I still can't believe this is happening!*
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*Even our studio is in danger
of being overrun by workers*
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*who have turned into the living dead!*
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*Internet and telecommunications
are down,*
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*and there's been no word
from the government!*
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Right now, we have no way of knowing
if the government is still functioning—
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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*But... I guess...*
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things are pretty bad in *the world.*
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*I wonder what's going to happen from now...*
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*But for me, today is all about beer!*
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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*I'm gonna stay put in my room
with a cold one in my hand...*
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*...and embrace my inner degenerate
and rejuvenate myself after three years!*
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That's what I've decided!
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They're gone!
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Huh? No way! What?!
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They're all gone!
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Don't tell me that was the last one!
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I'm out...
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*Of all the times to run out!*
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*But I was gonna slack off today!*
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*Now I have to go on a beer run?!*
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What a pain in the ass...
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*But...*
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*I can't bum around...*
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*...without you!*
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*I've got no choice...*
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KOSAKA
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The police... the JSDF...
No one's coming to help us.
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What are we supposed to do?!
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Don't give up.
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If we can hold out
for just one more day...
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How do we do that in this situation?
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How do we survive?!
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It's over.
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It's the end of the world!
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Damn it!
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What the hell do we do?
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Someone!
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Anyone! Help...
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W-What's wrong?! Is it zombies?!
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Wh-Who are you?!
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What are you doing?
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S-Sorry!
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The stairwell in my building
was crawling with zombies, so...
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Anyway, come in!
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We're still safe here.
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Huh?
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No, it's okay.
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I have to go out for a bit...
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Huh?
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Oh...
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I'm Akira Tendo! I live
in the apartment building next door.
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It must be fate meeting
here like this! Nice to meet you!
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Huh?
**[06:50] ---**
Oh, yes... I'm Kosaka.
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By the way,
I'm going to the convenience store.
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Want me to bring you some stuff
like some instant noodles? Flashlights?
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Uh, yes please....
That would be great...
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If you can... toilet paper!
The two-ply kind!
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Okay!
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W-Whoa!
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Looks like their numbers
have grown since yesterday!
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*Even if I'm on a bike, if a bunch of them
surround me, I may not be able to get away.*
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*But even so...*
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*I'd rather get eaten by zombies...*
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*...than go a second without beer!*
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Beer! Beer!
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All you can drink!
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Beer! Beer!
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Any and every kind of beer...
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Huh?!
**[08:27] ---**
*A... survivor?!*
**[08:31] ---**
*Wait! I was singing
a super weird song just now!*
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*So embarrassing!*
**[08:36] ---**
*She must think I'm a weirdo!
Yeah, I'm sure she does!*
**[08:38] ---**
*Oh, no! I scared the Kosakas earlier too.
I'd better try not to scare her.*
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H-Hello...
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Are you out shopping too?
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It's hard to get out
with all these zombies around, isn't it?
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Um...
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Uh...
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I was gonna loaf around and drink
all day at home, until I ran out of beer.
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Huh?! Wha—?!
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Oh!
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Hey, excuse me!
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Since we happened to meet like this...
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Do you want to, uh...
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Exchange contact info?
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Oh... Umm... In that case...
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Not that it's my business or anything...
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But you deciding to risk it all
and go out to buy
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something nonessential is definitely
not what I call a high priority task.
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P-Prio...?
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I can't see myself teaming up with someone
who doesn't know how to analyze risk.
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Huh?!
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I'd prefer not
to lower my chances of survival.
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Hey!
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So, I'll have to pass
on giving you my contact info.
**[10:02] ---**
Miss...! Watch out!
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What?!
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Th-Thank you, Miss—
**[10:45] ---**
Hey, my bike!!
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Oh...
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*I see...*
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*I need to analyze risk, huh?*
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*I guess stuff that you see
in zombie movies...*
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*...really does happen.*
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*She was badass and pretty, too.*
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*I wonder...*
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*if I'll see her again.*
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Damn it, now's not the time for that!
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I gotta make a run for it back home!
Nope, that's impossible!
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What am I gonna do?
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I gotta find something!
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Huh?
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Now this is an upgrade!
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*I forgot this all started during rush hour.*
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*It's littered everywhere with bikes
and scooters with keys still in them.*
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*With this,
I can travel much easier than a bike.*
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*Hold on.*
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*Maybe...*
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*There's an even better upgrade!*
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Huh?!
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Yeah!
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*Now this...*
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*is the ultimate upgrade!*
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Whew!
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I'm stocked up on beer, met a cute girl...
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And even got the motorcycle of my dreams!
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Today was the best!
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I'm back, Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka!
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I got plenty of beer
if you want to join me for a drink...
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Mr. and Mrs. Kosaka?
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*We could die today...*
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*Or we could die 60 years from now.*
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*Either way, there's never enough time
to do all the things we want.*
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*Life's too short to avoid taking risks.*
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*When I was a kid, there were
so many things I wanted to do.*
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1.CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
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*But I always found one excuse or another,
and ended up not doing those things.*
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1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
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*I've decided to take a three year vacation
to have as much fun as I can.*
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1. CONFESS TO THE GIRL I LOVED
2. CLEAN MY ROOM
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*If I have to go on living
without doing the things I want to do,*
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3. LOAF AROUND AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY
4. RIDE A MOTORCYCLE
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*I'd rather be eaten by zombies.*
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5. TRY OUT DREADLOCKS
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WINE AND DINE...
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17. RIDE IN AN RV
18. GO STAY AT-HOME...
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I only have 30?
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Things I wanna do...
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Things I wanna do, huh?
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Now that I've quit...
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What I’ve really wanted to do is...
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31. GO HOME AND SPEND TIME WITH MY PARENTS
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32. WITH MY BEST BUD...
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33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
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Okay...
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Yeah.
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Done!
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100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
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*This is an emergency broadcast
for all city districts.*
**[16:15] ---**
*Everyone, please lock your doors securely
and do not leave your homes.*
**[16:20] ---**
*-I repeat... This is an emergency broadcast
for all city districts.*
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*-...Internet and telecommunications
are down,*
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*and there's been no word
from the government!*
**[16:27] ---**
*-Everyone, please lock your doors securely
and do not leave your homes.*
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*-Right now, we have no way of knowing
if the government is still functioning...*
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Hello? Hello?
**[16:49] ---**
*I can't contact the main office
in L.A. either...*
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*Situation's looking critical.*
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*Secure food and water.*
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1. SECURE FOOD AND WATER
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*Acquire a sustainable energy source.*
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*Maintain mental stability.*
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*Continue regular exercise.*
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100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
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*Minimize sugar intake.*
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Yes!
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I finally did it!
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I...
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I escaped!
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I got away!
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I see...
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So there are two types in movies...
slow and fast zombies.
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Walking.
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Walking.
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Running.
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That solid body-type
looks extremely dangerous.
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Walking.
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Walking.
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Running.
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Walking... walking...
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Dangerous.
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Both types are in this
current zombie pandemic.
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If you can identity
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which type when you encounter one,
your chances of survival increases drastically.
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*I need...*
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*raw data after all.*
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*I need to gather certain supplies
before the number of infected spikes again.*
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*What area is the least risky
in this neighborhood?*
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*Camera... check.*
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*A survivor?*
**[19:19] ---**
*He doesn't seem to be infected.*
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Beer! Beer!
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Any and every kind of beer...
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Huh?
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*He seems harmless...*
**[19:38] ---**
*Wait, there may be zombies behind him...*
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*-I knew it...*
-H-Hello...
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*They're far enough behind, but I should
get what I need quickly and leave.*
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It's hard to get out
with all these zombies around, isn't it?
**[19:52] ---**
*He's a classic case*
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*of a short-sighted person who's unable
to think beyond the present moment.*
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*How did someone like him
end up surviving this long?*
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*It just doesn't make sense.*
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*This sound...*
**[20:09] ---**
*A car horn?*
**[20:10] ---**
*Not good! It'll attract zombies.*
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*If I go out now, there's a high possibility
of getting attacked.*
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*A barricade?
No, there's not enough time.*
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*So, how do I get through?*
**[20:26] ---**
*What's going on?*
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*They're going wild!*
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*This route...*
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*is passable!*
**[20:34] ---**
Not that it's my business or anything...
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But you deciding to risk it all
and go out to buy something nonessential
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is definitely not what I call
a high priority task.
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-P-Prio...?
*-So now...*
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*I'll get as many as possible to follow me...*
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-H-Hey!*
-and if I can just get the timing right...*
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Miss...! Watch out!
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*Huh?*
**[20:58] ---**
*Don't!*
**[20:59] ---**
*That position is...*
**[21:02] ---**
What?
**[21:17] ---**
*A runaway truck driven
by a zombie crashes into them...*
**[21:22] ---**
*What a magnificently perfect zombie trope.*
**[21:25] ---**
*Well...*
**[21:26] ---**
*I guess even crappy blockbusters...*
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*can have some useful ideas.*
**[21:36] ---**
*Water has been secured.*
**[21:38] ---**
*Food, power, and fuel have been secured.*
**[21:41] ---**
*I managed to get data too.*
**[21:42] ---**
*It could be better, but...*
**[21:45] ---**
*this is great.*
**[21:47] ---**
*The patterns in the behavior of the zombies
that I encountered today...*
**[21:56] ---**
*Beer! Beer!*
**[21:59] ---**
*Who knew a single beer could make
someone that happy in a state of emergency?*
**[22:13] ---**
SAKURA MOCHI
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6. MINIMIZE SUGAR INTAKE
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Oh well...
**[22:22] ---**
Maybe I should have grabbed
that sakura mochi after all.
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100 THINGS TO DO TO AVOID BECOMING A ZOMBIE
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*Being bored*
**[22:42] ---**
*With nothing but efficient days*
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*Sure that's fine*
**[22:46] ---**
*But it's kind of a waste, right?*
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*When I think today could be my last*
**[22:52] ---**
*Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something*
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*Life & Death*
**[22:57] ---**
*How many times has it been already?
And yet...*
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*I can't stop; like a junkie*
**[23:04] ---**
*One more time, c'mon, one more time*
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*Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah*
**[23:12] ---**
*C'mon, I want to find happiness*
**[23:15] ---**
*You can leave the key behind*
**[23:17] ---**
*If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough*
**[23:21] ---**
*C'mon, even a place that has nothing*
**[23:23] ---**
*Has to have something*
**[23:25] ---**
*How about it? All right!*
**[23:27] ---**
*Let's get excited about today!*
**[23:29] ---**
*C'mon, here in this hell, the earth*
**[23:31] ---**
*I want to keep laughing with you*
**[23:35] ---**
*Living on a whim*
**[23:37] ---**
*C'mon, everything is coming undone*
**[23:40] ---**
*So c'mon, let's start anew*
**[23:43] ---**
*All right! Let's enjoy today*
**[23:46] ---**
*We can take detours*
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*If you feel like singing, that's fine*
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*Until the day everything ends*
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Next time: Best Friend of the Dead