E3 - Best Friend of the Dead
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#2. KAITO
#3. HARUKI
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Why?
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#1. SHOU
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Why is this happening?
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CLUB SHOU-TIME
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Dad...
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Mom...
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Are you all right?
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You've really hung in there...
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There's nothing to be afraid of here.
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Anyway, get some rest for now.
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Manager...
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They've come again.
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I'm sorry!
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There's a small meeting I need to attend.
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Let's take the time to talk again later.
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You can wait by yourself, can't you?
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It'll be all right.
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I'll definitely come back.
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It's a promise.
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Okay.
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Let's do this.
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Yeah!
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Hang in there.
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CLUB SHOU-TIME
THIRD GENERATION
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Hurry, give me another one!
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Okay!
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Don't do it, Akemi! Sto—
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Damn it.
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I wanted to become number one...
just like Shou...
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Let's do whatever it takes
to protect this place!
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Put some spirit into it!
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CLUB SHOU-TIME
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Yeah!
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Phew...
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It's been a while
since I was last here, but...
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Shinjuku is just as I expected it to be.
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It's really packed here.
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But, I know you wouldn't
just lay down and die!
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Wait for me, Kencho!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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From the outset,
it’s a ban-banging upset!
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Metamorphose into a classic life
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Once upon a time
Long, long ago
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Humankind merely
ate, slept, danced, and laughed
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Endless suffering and social pressures
pushing people to their limits
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Are portrayed as part of the norm
on the morning news
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Wake up again to a coerced routine
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Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
the status quo with the paranormal
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Am I a fool for longing
for these things?
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Song of the Dead!!
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I wanna!!
Dancing, dancing
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Rolling, rolling
Only one, my life
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Sooner or later,
life will come to an end
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Want more than a sense of futility,
don’t you?
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Dancing, dancing
Morning, morning
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Go back to the basics
and start something new
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Do what you wanna do
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Every night, every time
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Let’s live
until we’ve had our fill of fun
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
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Now that I've quit,
I can grow any kind of beard I want.
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I wonder if there's any way
I can get it to grow in any cooler...
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AS ATTRACTIVE AS WALKING...
ACCESSORIES FOR...
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Nope, no way.
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9. WINE AND DINE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
10. GROW A COOL BEARD
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I'm shaving it.
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What should I do today?
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Oh?
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It's working!
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I've got messages!
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The internet must be back up!
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Come to think of it,
for the past three years,
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I was so bogged down with work that
I've had to turn down invite after invite.
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BEEN FOREVER! YOU GOOD?
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There are tons of people that
I'd like to see after all this time!
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I QUIT MY JOB! NEED A SURFING BUDDY RYUJI?
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Oh right.
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I can only use my phone now
because internet traffic is down.
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Which means
there aren't as many people using it.
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I sacrificed time I could have spent
with friends, for what?
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What good did all that overtime do me?
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HIROJI YUUTO NAOKI KENCHO
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You should just quit already!
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KENCHO
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Kencho...
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There's no way a guy like you
would just lay down and die.
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I knew it. It's no good.
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There's no way out!
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Nothing but water for three days.
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Worst of all...
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I've been stuck in here with this monster.
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I'm losing my goddamn mind!
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That said...
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I'm glad my drunk ass just happened
to pick the bondage room.
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Damn it.
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I'm starving.
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And I'm so exhausted by all this.
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Is this how this all ends for me?
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In some stupid place like this?
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Hey, that's wild!
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-Why am I thinking of him now?
-My sides hurt!
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Oh... that's right...
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You always laughed
at my stupid jokes, didn't you?
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-Do it again! I want to film it!
-Those were the days! In college…
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Is that you, Akira?
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Whoa! You picked up!
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Kencho, you're alive!
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It's been a while! Has it really been a year
since we last went out for drinks?
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Y-Yeah...
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What's wrong?
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You don't sound down!
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Uh, well... why do you sound so hyped?
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I'll tell you all about it when we meet!
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Where are you right now?
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I'm in Shinjuku.
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Okay! Shinjuku! I'll be right over!
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No, it's impossible.
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The place is swarming with zombies.
Just forget about me!
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It'll be fine! It'll be fine!
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Anyway, text me your address!
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-Huh? You—
-Bye!
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Back in college, Kencho and I
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went through a lot together
during our four years in the rugby club.
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He was a handsome, smooth talker.
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But despite being popular, he'd go
all-out to be the life of the party.
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He was my closest friend.
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He became a big-time real
estate agent after college.
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With his natural talent for communication,
things were smooth sailing for him at his job.
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Yesterday, I was entertaining
some Diet members!
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Those guys spend money
on a whole other level!
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Oh, that's right.
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Check out my new girlfriend.
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She's a model!
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-Took a day trip to Paris last weekend.
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-Meanwhile...
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My soul was getting crushed in the gears
of an exploitative corporation.
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So I didn't have the patience to listen
to other people's success stories.
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What's the deal with your company?!
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It's super exploitative!
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Just walk away!
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You should just quit already!
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What the hell...
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I'm seriously struggling, here.
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My serious advice is that you should quit!
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Staying with a company
like that is stupid.
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You're just an idiot!
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And you're being obnoxious with all
your bragging about your personal life!
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You should stop doing that!
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-Bartender!
-Bartender!
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-Check please!
-Check please!
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Wait for me, Kencho!
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I'm on my way!
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So, this is the end, huh?
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Considering my life...
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It's a pretty great way to go out.
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I'm sorry...
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I couldn't keep my promise.
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What happened?
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Am I... safe?
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What's that noise?
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All right!
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Okay!
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What's happening?
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The zombies are gone?
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What's going on here?
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Kencho...
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Akira...
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You really came.
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Kencho!
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You were right this whole time!
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I should have just quit
a company like that!
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But instead of listening to your advice...
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I got jealous of how
successful and happy you were.
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I got annoyed
and took my anger out on you!
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Even though we're friends...
I'm sorry!
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I really am! I'm sorry!
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You... came all this way...
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just to tell me that?
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I'm really sorry!
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W-Well...
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How should I say this?
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I should...
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They're back!
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I shouldn't have shouted!
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Our only chance is to go up!
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Kencho! Behind you!
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It's no good! It's not gonna hold!
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Hang in there!
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That won't be enough.
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They'll get through soon!
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What should we do?
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What should we do?
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What should we do?
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What should we do?
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What should we do?
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Ugh, damn it!
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What should we do, Akira?!
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Hey, Akira!
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We jump.
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The next building over
is close enough to leap across.
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What? No way...
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We can't make that distance!
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That's impossible!
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Hey... Akira?
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Guess we'll find out by jumping!
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Akira!
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A-Are you all right?!
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How'd you like that?!
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How'd I like it?!
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You've got balls of steel, man!
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Hurry up and get over here!
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Kencho?
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Akira...
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I know you came all this way
to save me, but I'm sorry.
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I don't think... I can jump that.
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Before the end, there's something
I want to tell you, Akira.
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The truth is...
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I didn't enjoy my job at all.
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Day after day, I had to smile at people
while lying to their faces.
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I tricked them into bad contracts.
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The praise from the higher-ups,
the company's acknowledgement...
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The gorgeous models I dated...
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Dining out with big-time politicians
and famous athletes...
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...didn't make me happy at all.
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Hey, Akira!
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I was just showing off!
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I was just lying to myself
to feel less empty inside.
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So, I pretended like I was having fun.
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I was a horrible person...
always bragging!
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I'm the one who needs to say I'm sorry!
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I really am!
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I'm sorry!
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Well, that makes sense.
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That fun-loving panache of yours
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always came through to make sure
we were all having fun!
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That's right!
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I wanted a job where I could
sincerely entertain my clients.
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I actually...
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wanted to be a stand-up comic!
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In that case...
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Just quit already
and become one right now!
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Take it from me!
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You should always listen to your friends
when they give you advice!
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If you're a stand-up comic, get ready
and show me you can jump that distance!
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Y-Yeah!
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Hey, Akira! Give me a hand!
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This time, it isn't a joke!
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Is this how I'm going to die?!
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Completely buck naked?!
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Akira!
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Up you go!
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What's the matter, Kencho?!
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Were you bitten by a zombie?
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I scraped...
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my balls!
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I didn't expect you to cry out like a baby.
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And buck naked too...
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You idiot.
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It was highly sophisticated new material,
inspired by my rebirth as an entertainer.
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New? You always do naked jokes.
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I'll be doing that more often from here on.
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Oh man, I'd really like to stand on a stage.
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Hey, do you have
any connections from work?
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Work? What's that? I've never done it.
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Who's the one who looked like he was going
to die from working at an exploitative company?!
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You looked worse than the zombies!
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What the hell?
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You?! A stand-up comic?!
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What kind of comic cries?
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Anyway, you were
seriously amazing today!
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Guys who quit their jobs, drop everything
and move on with their lives...
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tend to be really successful later on.
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Like entrepreneurs or artists...
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You might even be...
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the guy who saves us all
from the zombie infection.
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Me?
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No way. That's not gonna happen.
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Yeah, probably not.
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That ain't happening.
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Whoa, I just thought up a new bit!
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It probably involves
you getting naked, doesn't it?
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32. DRINK AND LAUGH WITH MY BEST BUD
33. MEET THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
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Being bored
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With nothing but efficient days
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Sure that's fine
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But it's kind of a waste, right?
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When I think today could be my last
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Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
Let's start something
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Life & Death
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How many times has it been already?
And yet...
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I can't stop; like a junkie
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One more time, c'mon, one more time
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Let's go all the way
to the end of the world, yeah
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C'mon, I want to find happiness
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You can leave the key behind
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If I can live and laugh,
that's good enough
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C'mon, even a place that has nothing
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Has to have something
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How about it? All right!
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Let's get excited about today!
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C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
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I want to keep laughing with you
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Living on a whim
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C'mon, everything is coming undone
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So c'mon, let's start anew
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All right! Let's enjoy today
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We can take detours
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If you feel like singing, that's fine
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Until the day everything ends
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Next time:
Flight Attendant of the Dead
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