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E6 - RV of the Dead

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    One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand,
    one hundred thousand...
[00:09] ---
    Amazing! This solid gold watch is sick!
[00:14] ---
    I never would've made enough
    to own one
[00:16] ---
    on my pitiful salary
    at that exploitative company!
[00:18] ---
    Oh, man, Akira.
[00:21] ---
    Check this out!
[00:26] ---
    One hundred thousand, one million...
[00:31] ---
    Solid gold...
[00:33] ---
    ain't nothing.
SIGN    15. GET A SOLID GOLD WATCH
[00:47] ---
    We're out of water, Kencho.
[00:50] ---
    Figures. The power's out too,
    and it's pitch black in the city.
[00:54] ---
    Guess the water pumps gave out
    when the electricity did.
[00:58] ---
    Base station's down too.
    I can't get online.
[01:03] ---
    Our phones are charged,
    but we can't get any news.
[01:07] ---
    We might be the only people
    left in this big city.
[01:12] ---
    The number of zombies
    are increasing daily.
[01:15] ---
    It's getting more difficult
    to secure food and water, too.
[01:19] ---
    It may be time
    we start taking this seriously.
[01:25] ---
    A safe place to live and with food, huh?
[01:28] ---
    Heroes aren't paid in food.
[01:30] ---
    Do we start farming in the country?
    Or hunt?

[01:32] ---
    Can a ramen shop
    survive in a zombie apocalypse?

[01:36] ---
    Even after quitting my abusive workplace,
    I guess I still have to work.

[01:40] ---
    I wonder if there's any job out there
    that I'd want to do now?

[01:45] ---
    Never mind that. Look, Kencho!
[01:52] ---
    This is amazing!
[01:54] ---
    Tokyo's not so bad!
[01:57] ---
    Major power outages
    aren't all that bad, either!
[02:09] ---
    This brings back memories.
[02:12] ---
    I'm sure they're alive and safe.
[02:17] ---
    Yeah!
[02:18] ---
    Let's head out to my hometown
    that I haven't seen in a while. To Gunma!
[02:27] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:30] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:33] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:36] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[02:40] ---
    From the outset, it's a ban-banging upset!
[02:42] ---
    Metamorphose into a classic life
[02:45] ---
    Once upon a time
    Long, long ago

[02:48] ---
    Humankind merely
    ate, slept, danced, and laughed

[02:51] ---
    Endless suffering and social pressures
    pushing people to their limits

[02:54] ---
    Are portrayed as part of the norm
    on the morning news

[02:56] ---
    Wake up again to a coerced routine
[02:58] ---
    Hamburgers for breakfast, break up
    the status quo with the paranormal

[03:01] ---
    Am I a fool for longing for these things?
[03:02] ---
    Song of the Dead!!
[03:05] ---
    I wanna!!
    Dancing, dancing

[03:07] ---
    Rolling, rolling
    Only one, my life

[03:10] ---
    Sooner or later, life will come to an end
[03:14] ---
    Want more than a sense of futility,
    don't you?

[03:17] ---
    Dancing, dancing
    Morning, morning

[03:20] ---
    Go back to the basics
    and start something new

[03:25] ---
    Do what you wanna do
[03:28] ---
    Every night, every time
[03:31] ---
    Let's live until we've had our fill of fun
[03:39] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:42] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:45] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:48] ---
    Dystopia to the Song of the Dead!!
[03:58] ---
    Is that your idea of packing light?
[04:00] ---
    I know that!
[04:02] ---
    Water and canned foods, tooth brush,
    nail clipper, camp stove, cook set...
[04:06] ---
    I could just go to a convenience store
    when I need a change of underwear, right?
[04:10] ---
    No, I need to have some ready on the
    off chance I spend the night with a lady.
[04:15] ---
    That's packing light?
[04:17] ---
    Is that really packing light?
[04:29] ---
    Bye-bye, college life.
[04:32] ---
    Bye-bye, office life.
[04:38] ---
    Bye-bye, Tokyo!
[04:41] ---
    How far is it to your parents' home?
[04:43] ---
    Normally, it's a three or four hour drive,
    but I don't know what the roads are like.
[04:48] ---
    It could be a long journey, so there's
    something I absolutely want to get!
[04:52] ---
    Oh? Are you talking about
    a real gun?
[04:55] ---
    Nope!
[04:57] ---
    Equipped with a kitchen and bathroom!
[04:59] ---
    A zombie-free space
    where you don't have to worry!
[05:02] ---
    A best friend for leisurely trips
    where you can sleep whenever!
[05:07] ---
    A house on wheels, where dreams
    and a sense of adventure are made!
[05:10] ---
    An RV is the only way to travel
    in a zombie apocalypse!
[05:15] ---
    So can we? We only live once!
[05:17] ---
    Can we travel in an RV?
[05:20] ---
    I think it's a great idea!
[05:34] ---
    What?
[05:35] ---
    Huh?
[05:36] ---
    Shizuka?
[05:39] ---
    We sure run into each other a lot.
[05:42] ---
    Come to think of it, you did say
    you were headed out of the city.
[05:45] ---
    What a coincidence.
[05:47] ---
    I never expected
    to see you again so soon!
[05:49] ---
    It happened not just twice,
    but three times!

[05:52] ---
    This is definitely fate!
[05:55] ---
    Since you're here,
    would you like to go to Gunma with us--
[05:58] ---
    I don't have enough lives
    to team up with you.
[06:02] ---
    Since I see no benefit
    in forming an alliance,
[06:05] ---
    thank you for the offer,
    but I'll have to decline.
[06:12] ---
    Shizuka, do you have a license?
[06:15] ---
    No.
[06:16] ---
    But this is a state of emergency.
[06:18] ---
    I've come to reason that the best way
    to travel long distances
[06:21] ---
    while avoiding risks would be an RV.
[06:24] ---
    You see them in zombie movies
    from time to time.
[06:27] ---
    I didn't expect you
    to be a fan of zombie movies.
[06:29] ---
    I'm not. I just watched them
    for reference purposes.
[06:33] ---
    About 100 movies.
[06:35] ---
    That's hard-core fan territory.
[06:37] ---
    In any case, an RV is the travel standard
    in a zombie apocalypse.
[06:43] ---
    Right? I said the same thing!
[06:46] ---
    You really should come with--
[06:48] ---
    Thank you for the offer,
    but I'll have to decline.
[06:53] ---
    But you don't have a license, right?
[06:56] ---
    Oh, exactly.
[06:58] ---
    Isn't it poor risk analysis to do
    something unfamiliar like driving?
[07:02] ---
    I'm sure you can see the benefits
    of forming an alliance.
[07:05] ---
    But even so...
[07:07] ---
    It'll definitely be more fun
    with three people!
[07:09] ---
    That has nothing to do
    with the issue at hand.
[07:12] ---
    It'll be safer together with three people!
[07:14] ---
    Let's go!
SIGN    RV SHOW ENTRANCE
[07:21] ---
    -An RV show! Amazing!
    -An RV show! Amazing!
[07:25] ---
    That's so cool!
[07:26] ---
    That's super cool!
[07:29] ---
    This is crazy! What is this?
    It's totally crazy!
[07:32] ---
    Why does it have treads?
    Why are they triangular?
[07:36] ---
    This one has a crane attached!
[07:38] ---
    Oh my god! What do we pull with it?
    What do we pull with it?
[07:42] ---
    Tatami mats!
[07:44] ---
    Why does it have a Japanese-style room?
    Is it for tea ceremonies?
[07:47] ---
    How hard is it to do?!
[07:49] ---
    A jacuzzi!
[07:51] ---
    There's a jacuzzi in the car! Wow!
[07:54] ---
    Jacuzzi!
[07:55] ---
    Taking into account mobility
    and speed in an emergency,
[07:58] ---
    four-wheel drive is a must, since it has
    the greatest maximum output.
[08:02] ---
    If we're going both on and off-road,
    a midsize SUV would do the trick.
[08:09] ---
    And considering
    it might be difficult to refuel,
[08:12] ---
    maybe we should go
    with a hybrid crossover.
[08:14] ---
    Furthermore, in terms of durability,
    perhaps we should go with an import
[08:18] ---
    rather than a domestic one
    for the crumple zone. Which means...
[08:22] ---
    something like this seems about right.
[08:26] ---
    What the hell is this?
[08:29] ---
    T-Twenty million?
[08:31] ---
    An RV that costs
    more than twenty million!
[08:37] ---
    I want this one.
[08:40] ---
    -I definitely want this one!
    -Huh?
[08:42] ---
    How is something that big going to get
    through roads full of abandoned vehicles?
[08:47] ---
    We're going with this one.
    And that's final.
[08:50] ---
    What?
[08:52] ---
    Well, that one is cool,
    but it doesn't look like an RV at all!
[08:56] ---
    At all!
[08:58] ---
    It's just a regular car, man!
[09:00] ---
    Man!
[09:02] ---
    We should at least pick one that has
    a roof that pops out and becomes a tent!
[09:05] ---
    Sleeping under a pop-up roof is like
    advertising we're zombie food!
[09:09] ---
    Come on now.
[09:11] ---
    Life's boring if you only do
    what you need to do all the time!
[09:15] ---
    Shizuka, I bet there's a ride somewhere
    here that'll get you going!
[09:20] ---
    Honestly, we're in a crisis. Why would I
    stoop to choosing based on...
[09:31] ---
    A coordinated dark color scheme
    with indirect lighting.

[09:35] ---
    A water hyacinth sofa and ikat tapestries.
[09:38] ---
    What's with this interior?
    It looks like a luxury hotel in Bali!

[09:42] ---
    Oh, no. It's wonderful.
[09:44] ---
    I think I might want it.
[09:48] ---
    I knew there was one you wanted!
[09:51] ---
    No! That one doesn't count!
[09:53] ---
    Cars are all about dreams
    and a sense of adventure!
[09:56] ---
    Safety and utility!
[10:01] ---
    Oh no! They found us!
[10:03] ---
    We were too loud!
[10:06] ---
    What should we do?
[10:07] ---
    It doesn't matter which one!
    Hurry up and get in!
[10:13] ---
    What about the keys?
[10:14] ---
    It's in the ignition!
[10:15] ---
    Hurry, hurry!
SIGN    17. RIDE IN AN RV
[10:33] ---
    Creepy how quiet it is.
[10:36] ---
    The highway is usually packed on weekdays.
[10:39] ---
    People probably didn't have a chance
    to run before the infection spread.
[10:43] ---
    No virus in history
    has spread this rapidly.
[10:47] ---
    Shizuka, do you think this is a virus?
[10:51] ---
    Aggression caused by hormonal changes
    that affect the brain.
[10:55] ---
    The only thing that could do that
    is most likely a virus.
[11:00] ---
    So analyzing data of the outbreak
    and pinpointing ways of transmission
[11:04] ---
    can help us work out
    a possible countermeasure.
[11:07] ---
    And there are
    many other potential solutions.
[11:10] ---
    If we can create a vaccine, we can
    counter any sort of dangerous virus.
[11:15] ---
    Theoretically,
    the world isn't over just yet.
[11:19] ---
    There's still hope.
[11:22] ---
    Does that mean, somewhere out there...
[11:25] ---
    there are people out there whose job is
    to stop the infection and save the world?
[11:34] ---
    Who knows?
[11:35] ---
    At the very least, it has nothing to do
    with those of us who are barely surviving
[11:41] ---
    each day dealing with zombies, does it?
SIGN    EXIT
[11:46] ---
    We'll be leaving Saitama soon!
[11:48] ---
    Gunma's in sight!
[11:50] ---
    Before we do that, I'm starving!
[11:52] ---
    Let's stop by a truck stop
    to find something to eat.
[11:55] ---
    It'll be getting dark.
    We should also rest for the day!
[11:58] ---
    All right!
    This is our first night in an RV!
[12:06] ---
    Wh-What's going on?!
[12:13] ---
    Kencho!
[12:22] ---
    Are you all right?!
[12:24] ---
    What happened?
[12:30] ---
    A spike strip?
[12:39] ---
    Wh-What?
[12:42] ---
    What's going on here?
[12:46] ---
    Well, look who it is!
    If it isn't Tendo!
[12:50] ---
    What do you think you're doing here,
    skipping out on work?
[12:54] ---
    Y-You're...
[12:58] ---
    Chief Kosugi!
[13:04] ---
    I told you, your deadline
    was first thing in the morning.
[13:07] ---
    Why aren't you done with it, Tendo?!
[13:09] ---
    What? But Chief, yesterday,
    you said I had until tonight.
[13:12] ---
    Did I ask for your damn opinion?!
[13:17] ---
    Damn it! You're always
    creating more work for me.
[13:20] ---
    Are you harassing me?
    Are you harassing your superior?
[13:25] ---
    If I get depressed,
    what are you gonna do?
[13:31] ---
    U-Umm...
[13:34] ---
    Huh? What's the matter?
[13:36] ---
    Cosgies.
[13:38] ---
    A baseball team?
[13:40] ---
    I didn't expect you
    to survive the apocalypse.
[13:44] ---
    Ch-Chief, I'm glad to see
    you're doing well, too.
[13:50] ---
    Huh? What's going on?
[13:53] ---
    My stomach is churning
    and I can't breathe.

[13:59] ---
    I see you've gotten yourself
    into a pretty sticky situation.
[14:05] ---
    I doubt you can continue
    your journey on those tires.
[14:08] ---
    You should hurry up
    and tend to your friend.
[14:12] ---
    Want me to lend you a hand, Tendo?
[14:17] ---
    Luckily, our truck stop
[14:19] ---
    is fully stocked with food, spare tires,
    and medical equipment.
[14:26] ---
    We'll change your tires
    and get your friend patched up.
[14:30] ---
    Chief.
[14:32] ---
    I'm just so glad to see you again
[14:36] ---
    here at the end of the world.
[14:40] ---
    You have nothing to worry about anymore.
[14:45] ---
    As your old boss, I'd never
    abandon a former employee.
[14:48] ---
    Just leave it to me!
[14:50] ---
    Ch-Chief!
[14:53] ---
    -Thank—
    -However, in exchange, Tendo...
[14:56] ---
    How would you
    like to work for me once again?
[15:03] ---
    What?
[15:05] ---
    What? Umm... But...
[15:08] ---
    I get it now.
    So, that's your racket.
[15:12] ---
    You rob people of their means
    of transportation with those things,
[15:15] ---
    injure them, manipulate them
    when they're vulnerable,
[15:17] ---
    and put them to work cheaply, right?
[15:20] ---
    That's a pretty uncharitable
    interpretation, little lady.
[15:25] ---
    The laws of the land
    no longer exist in this world.
[15:29] ---
    We had no choice but to lay these traps
    to protect our precious friends
[15:33] ---
    from ruthless looters.
[15:35] ---
    I hope you understand.
[15:41] ---
    You don't have much time.
[15:43] ---
    All that noise earlier
    is drawing them here.
[15:48] ---
    Two days, Tendo!
[15:50] ---
    You only have to help us
    with a few chores for just two days.
[15:55] ---
    You'll work for me again,
    won't you?
[16:00] ---
    Well... U-Umm... But...
[16:05] ---
    However... Oh.
[16:09] ---
    You don't want your friends
    to get eaten, do you?
[16:22] ---
    Very well.
[16:24] ---
    If it's just for two days,
    I'd be happy to work for you again.
[16:33] ---
    Atta boy!
[16:35] ---
    We've got ourselves a contract!
SIGN    KAMISATO TRUCK STOP EXIT
[16:46] ---
    Welcome, to my company!
[16:50] ---
    Starting today,
    you'll be working the loading dock
[16:53] ---
    and reinforcing the barricade.
[16:57] ---
    They're simple jobs that anyone can do.
[17:09] ---
    It'll be all right!
[17:11] ---
    I'm sure it'll be difficult
    since you're inexperienced,
[17:13] ---
    but with the trust that we've
    cultivated over many years,
[17:17] ---
    you'll quickly regain a feel for things.
[17:20] ---
    Okay.
[17:25] ---
    I don't think
    you've fractured anything, but...
[17:28] ---
    you should rest up for the time being.
[17:32] ---
    Damn it.
[17:34] ---
    It's my fault Akira's...
[17:36] ---
    They had this all planned out.
[17:39] ---
    This isn't your fault.
[17:41] ---
    Damn it!
[17:42] ---
    If we could just change our tires,
    we could be outta here!
[17:46] ---
    We just have to tolerate this
    for two days.
[17:49] ---
    I sure hope that's the case.
[18:02] ---
    My arms are so swollen!
[18:04] ---
    When is this gonna end?
[18:08] ---
    This is just like
    being back at my old job!

[18:13] ---
    No! That's not what this is!*
[18:16] ---
    100 THINGS I WANT TO DO
    BEFORE BECOMING A ZOMBIE
    -I'm not who I was before!
[18:19] ---
    I decided I was finally going
    to live life my way, right?
[18:31] ---
    Everyone has been working
    so hard in this heat.
[18:34] ---
    Beer! Beer!
[18:37] ---
    If I chill them now, I wonder
    if they'll be ready by dinner?
[18:40] ---
    That'll make everyone happy!
[18:43] ---
    Hey, Tendo!
[18:46] ---
    Ch-Chief.
[18:49] ---
    This isn't your station.
[18:51] ---
    What are you doing... Huh?
[18:56] ---
    Hey! When did I order you to do that?
[18:59] ---
    Umm... Uhh...
[19:01] ---
    I-I was just doing this for everyone.
[19:06] ---
    Again? Why?
[19:08] ---
    When the Chief's in front of me,
    I can't think straight.

[19:13] ---
    Giving them chilled beer is just
    a waste of our precious electricity.
[19:19] ---
    Try something funny
    like this again and you won't—
[19:22] ---
    Whoa!
[19:23] ---
    What is that, Kosugi?
[19:26] ---
    It's beer!
[19:29] ---
    Huh? What?
[19:30] ---
    That's not for us, is it?
[19:33] ---
    You always stick us
    with that warm cheap stuff.
[19:36] ---
    Why the change of heart?
[19:39] ---
    Yeah!
[19:40] ---
    I just asked Tendo to chill these
    for you guys tonight!
[19:46] ---
    Huh?
[19:47] ---
    Of course,
    there's enough for everyone here!
[19:50] ---
    Tonight, we're having a welcome party
    for Tendo and his friends
[19:53] ---
    so you can rest
    and recuperate from the day!
[19:56] ---
    This is just a small gesture
    of gratitude for all the work you do
[20:00] ---
    for the company around the clock!
[20:05] ---
    You're so generous, Kosugi.
[20:07] ---
    I'm glad I came with you!
[20:09] ---
    Cut that out!
    Flattery will get you nowhere!
[20:23] ---
    What is that?
[20:29] ---
    You're making zombies pull cargo?
[20:33] ---
    They're a good workforce
    if you know how to use them.
[20:39] ---
    They're company equipment.
[20:41] ---
    Mere equipment with no will of their own,
    who can't think for themselves.
[20:46] ---
    They just need to shut up
    and keep working.
[20:50] ---
    Equipment.
[20:51] ---
    And Tendo...
[20:53] ---
    Like them,
    you're merely equipment as well.
[21:00] ---
    It seems like you thought you were
    capable of achieving something special.
[21:08] ---
    But you're far more worthless
    than you think.
[21:14] ---
    The best you can do
    is to just follow my orders
[21:19] ---
    and try to be as useful
    as those zombies out there.
[21:23] ---
    Pieces of equipment like you just
    labor away and drink warm, cheap beer.
[21:29] ---
    On occasion,
    you get an actual ice cold beer.
[21:32] ---
    There's no greater happiness
    for you, is there?! Am I wrong?
[21:35] ---
    If you get it, be a good little cog,
    stay quiet, and get back to work.
[21:40] ---
    Got it? Damned piece of equipment.
[21:49] ---
    Did Akira seem kinda off today?
[21:52] ---
    I know the guy's his old boss,
    but why is he just taking it like that?
[22:03] ---
    You never forget.
[22:06] ---
    Even if your mind knows
    that they're unfairly controlling you...
[22:11] ---
    Your heart...
[22:12] ---
    never forgets...
[22:13] ---
    the fear.
[22:40] ---
    Being bored
[22:42] ---
    With nothing but efficient days
[22:44] ---
    Sure that's fine
[22:46] ---
    But it's kind of a waste, right?
[22:48] ---
    When I think today could be my last
[22:52] ---
    Steve would start to make a bitter smile;
    Let's start something

[22:56] ---
    Life & Death
[22:57] ---
    How many times has it been already?
    And yet...

[23:00] ---
    I can't stop; like a junkie
[23:04] ---
    One more time, c'mon, one more time
[23:07] ---
    Let's go all the way
    to the end of the world, yeah

[23:12] ---
    C'mon, I want to find happiness
[23:15] ---
    You can leave the key behind
[23:17] ---
    If I can live and laugh,
    that's good enough

[23:20] ---
    C'mon, even a place that has nothing
[23:23] ---
    Has to have something
[23:25] ---
    How about it? All right!
[23:27] ---
    Let's get excited about today!
[23:29] ---
    C'mon, here in this hell, the earth
[23:31] ---
    I want to keep laughing with you
[23:35] ---
    Living on a whim
[23:37] ---
    C'mon, everything is coming undone
[23:40] ---
    So c'mon, let's start anew
[23:43] ---
    All right! Let's enjoy today
[23:46] ---
    We can take detours
[23:48] ---
    If you feel like singing, that's fine
[23:50] ---
    Until the day everything ends
[24:01] ---
    Next time: Truck Stop of the Dead.