E10 - Fiancé's a Frankenstein's Monster

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[01:43] Sign
    Night School
[01:54] Chihiro
    I know it's sudden, but allow me
    to introduce our transfer student,
[01:59] Sign
    Franken Yasohachi
[01:59] Chihiro
    Franken Yasohachi-kun.
[02:02] Chihiro
    Play nice, everyone.
SIGN    Okada
[02:10] Okada
    Who is this guy?
SIGN    Kanbara
[02:12] Kanbara
    Wow.
SIGN    Horita
[02:14] Horita
    Yeah. I'm kind of impressed.
[02:16] Maki
    You don't often get to see
    guys who look like this.
[02:19] Kaoru
    I bet he'd look great in a cosplay.
[02:21] Nami
    How can you dress him up to
    look even more like a cosplay?
[02:24] Mitsugu
    She's right. He's already got what's
    almost a perfect Frankenstein look.
[02:29] Chihiro
    Yasohachi-kun, you'll sit in the very back.
[02:42] Chihiro
    Did he pass out because he was so nervous?
[02:45] Chihiro
    For such a big guy, he's quite the coward.
[02:58] Mai
    He just ran out of power.
[03:00] Mitsugu
    Power?
[03:02] Nami
    Which means...
[03:05] Kaoru
    He's a robot.
[03:06] Mai
    No, he's quite close to human.
[03:10] Mai
    But he's not human.
SIGN    Okada
[03:12] Okada
    Mai-chan, how do you know that?
[03:15] Mai
    I only just now remembered...
[03:20] Mai
    ...but I believe he's my fiancé.
[03:24] All
    What?!
[03:26] Mitsugu
    Who forgets that?
[03:28] Mai
    I didn't notice since he's
    been improved here and there.
[03:35] Mai
    But this warped look in his eyes...
[03:38] Mai
    I'm almost certain it's him.
[03:40] Chihiro
    Not human, huh?
[03:44] Chihiro
    Then it's time for our transfer
    student's medical examination.
[03:51] Chihiro
    Take him to the infirmary.
[03:59] Mitsugu
    Doctor, should you be
    drawing that much blood?
[04:03] Maki
    Yeah. He may be a big man, but...
[04:06] Chihiro
    Don't worry.
[04:08] Chihiro
    He's already dead.
[04:10] All
    What?
[04:13] Mitsugu
    What do you mean?
[04:15] Chihiro
    I mean he's no longer a living human.
SIGN    Plate
[04:19] Chihiro
    Medically speaking, he's a corpse that's
    been dead for over a hundred years.
[04:24] All
    What?!
[04:25] Mitsugu
    Which means he's a giant zombie?
[04:28] ---
    
[04:30] Chihiro
    Quit reacting to everything we say!
[04:33] Kaoru
    But he's a zombie...
[04:36] Chihiro
    Not a zombie.
[04:38] Chihiro
    He's an externally powered golem.
SIGN    Externally Powered Golem
[04:43] Chihiro
    I've identified at least
    20 different types of DNA.
[04:49] Chihiro
    Which means he's composed of
    a whole platoon of humans.
[04:56] Chihiro
    The left and right lobes of his
    brain came from different people.
[04:59] Chihiro
    I'm not even sure his cerebellum
    and brain stem came from mammals.
[05:04] Chihiro
    In other words, he's a monster.
[05:07] All
    A monster?!
[05:10] Mitsugu
    Why did he transfer to our school?
[05:13] Mitsugu
    More importantly, why is
    that monster Mai's fiancé?
[05:18] Mitsugu
    Mai, there's an explanation for this, right?
[05:20] Mai
    Yes, but it's a long story.
[05:23] Mai
    If I abridge the story
    and skip the details...
[05:26] Mitsugu
    No! Don't abridge or skip anything!
[05:29] Mitsugu
    Tell me everything there
    is to know about it!
[05:34] Mai
    Very well. In that case, I
    shall tell you everything.
[05:46] Mai
    A long, long time ago,
    when I was still young,
[05:51] Mai
    I was relaxing on vacation
    one sunny spring afternoon.
[05:55] (Flashback) Stepmom
    You little shit!
[05:56] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Why won't you listen to anything I say?
[05:59] Mitsugu
    Wait, time out.
[06:00] Mitsugu
    Would that stepmother be Rebeus,
    your father's 48th wife?
[06:07] Mai
    No, at that time he was married to his 21st
    wife, a horrible woman named Claudia.
[06:13] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Who are you calling
    horrible, you ugly bitch?
[06:16] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Who taught you those vulgar words?
[06:19] (Flashback) Mai
    Shut up! There isn't a woman in
    this world more vulgar than you!
[06:23] (Flashback) Dad
    Now, now, you two.
[06:25] (Flashback) Dad
    Why don't you clean this mess up together?
[06:28] (Flashback) Stepmom
    How dare you act like a bystander?
[06:30] (Flashback) Stepmom
    She grew into an impudent
    child despite her size
[06:34] (Flashback) Stepmom
    because you and your previous
    wives didn't raise her properly.
[06:37] (Flashback) Dad
    Mai's actually a kind girl at heart.
[06:40] (Flashback) Dad
    You understand that, don't you?
[06:41] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Okay, okay. I get it. I'm going
    shopping for Hermes bags.
[06:45] (Flashback) Dad
    Oh, you're hopeless!
[06:47] Mai
    Eventually I ran out of patience
    with my father's constant ogling.
[06:53] Mai
    My heart had been deeply wounded,
    so in order to mend my heart,
[06:57] Mai
    I courageously ran off into
    the wilderness all by myself.
[07:04] (Flashback) Mai
    Kill her, don't kill her.
[07:07] (Flashback) Mai
    Kill her, don't kill her.
[07:10] Sign
    No Bolt
[07:16] (Flashback) Mai
    Oh, my. What a funny face.
[07:18] (Flashback) Mai
    I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
[07:21] (Flashback) Mai
    Thanks. You can have this.
[07:25] Mai
    And that's how we became engaged.
[07:35] Mitsugu
    Uh, Mai?
[07:37] Mitsugu
    I don't understand how
    that's what happened next.
[07:42] Mai
    In vampire society, the act of giving a
    person a flower is a marriage proposal.
[07:47] Mitsugu
    I see.
[07:49] Mitsugu
    Wait, this is no time to be impressed!
[07:52] Maki
    But speaking of a vampire's
    forbidden love...
[07:56] Kaoru
    That's widely considered to be
    their eternal rivals, werewolves.
[08:00] Nami
    I'm amazed your parents gave you their
    blessing to marry this monster.
[08:03] Maki
    They probably would've approved
    of anyone willing to marry her.
[08:07] Jinko
    That's right. Some parents are okay with
    any partner, as long as they're human.
[08:11] Maki
    It's not even clear if he's
    actually human, though.
[08:13] Right
    Hey, Boss!
[08:13] Left
    Congratulations
    on Your Wedding!!
[08:14] Mai
    From my stepmother's perspective, it meant
    the removal of a source of her troubles,
[08:17] Mai
    and my father probably thought a golem
    was better than me marrying a werewolf.
[08:24] Mitsugu
    Even I can accept that.
[08:26] Mitsugu
    Anyway, I can't believe Mai had a fiancé.
[08:31] Katsuno
    I won't allow it!
[08:33] Katsuno
    I'll never allow it!
[08:35] Katsuno
    Of all people, why does Mai-chan
    have to be engaged to this oddity?
[08:39] Mitsugu
    You're pretty odd yourself.
[08:40] Katsuno
    He gets to do whatever he wants
    to her, whenever he pleases!
[08:45] All
    So jealous!
[08:51] Jinko
    What are you fantasizing about, you brute?
[08:54] Chihiro
    While you guys were chewing the fat,
    I think I did a pretty good job over here.
[09:00] Mitsugu
    What? Doctor, did you do something again?
[09:07] Mitsugu
    I feel like his groans have powered up.
[09:12] Chihiro
    I did what's expected of me
    as a public health doctor.
[09:16] Chihiro
    In his existing state, his capacity for
    self-propulsion was rather limited.
[09:21] Chihiro
    I added an additional internal
    battery and buffer.
[09:25] Chihiro
    Now he can move for three minutes
    after three hours of charging.
[09:29] Mitsugu
    Just three minutes?
[09:31] Chihiro
    More than that requires
    an external power source.
[09:38] Chihiro
    Shut up!
[09:39] Chihiro
    You don't get to complain!
SIGN    Celebrating Franken Yasohachi's Transfer
[09:43] Mitsugu
    And so, with a group photo taken by Maki,
[09:49] Mitsugu
    who wasn't too proud to use her camera timer,
[09:52] Mitsugu
    Franken Yasohachi was
    recognized as our classmate.
[09:56] Mitsugu
    At the time, none of us mortals
    imagined that this large
[10:00] Mitsugu
    but useless creature possessed
    an incredible power.
[10:05] Mitsugu
    As long as Franken was charged,
    he was unstoppable.
SIGN    Unstoppable
[10:11] Mitsugu
    His lower body was apparently
    assembled from human athletes.
[10:15] Mitsugu
    He could run 100 meters in 8.5 seconds.
[10:20] Mitsugu
    His running long jump easily
    cleared ten meters,
[10:24] Mitsugu
    and on the triple jump he set
    a menacing 30-meter record.
[10:30] Mitsugu
    If he had been a living human,
[10:31] Mitsugu
    he would've won five gold metals
    in Olympic track and field events.
[10:36] Mitsugu
    And his upper body was assembled
    from several wrestlers.
[10:41] Mitsugu
    Furthermore, his brain was comprised
    from a collection of several geniuses.
[10:46] Mitsugu
    On any instrument he touched he could
    play Mozart, Chopin, or Sarasate.
[10:51] Mitsugu
    He knew everything that was to
    know on the theory of relativity,
[10:53] Mitsugu
    quantum mechanics, string theory.
[10:56] Mitsugu
    His reflexes allowed him to quickly beat
    the newest version of Super Mario.
[11:03] Mitsugu
    Despite lacking a license,
    his driving skills were exceptional,
[11:08] Mitsugu
    even greater than the Demon
    of the Pass or Initial D.
[11:14] Mitsugu
    But there was a problem...
[11:18] Chihiro
    Since he has a complete digestive tract,
    he surely eats and drinks like a normal person.
[11:24] Chihiro
    He's powered by electricity,
[11:26] Chihiro
    so biologically speaking,
    it's a meaningless act of consumption.
[11:29] Chihiro
    It's similar to how Mai likes pot stickers
    despite subsisting on only blood.
[11:34] Mai
    Extra garlic, please.
[11:37] Chihiro
    Who said I was ordering
    any food for delivery?
[11:40] Chihiro
    By the way, his genitals include
    some non-standard parts.
[11:45] Chihiro
    Look.
[11:46] All
    What?!
[11:50] Chihiro
    Because this image is R-rated,
    I can't show it to minors.
[11:55] Chihiro
    But I'm certain its
    composition is exceptional.
SIGN    Self-censored
SIGN    Self-censored
[12:13] Chihiro
    He looks like a healthy young man to me.
[12:16] Kaoru
    I'd be terrified if he
    forced himself onto me.
[12:19] Maki
    I doubt he'd be interested in you.
[12:22] Nami
    Ugh. Another annoying man to deal with.
[12:25] Jinko
    Men truly are the worst.
[12:28] Chihiro
    If it comes down to it,
    you can just unplug him.
[12:32] Chihiro
    He's extremely safe.
[12:35] Mitsugu
    You're kidding! He's extremely dangerous!
[12:38] Katsuno
    Shut up! Unplug that thing immediately!
[12:42] Katsuno
    While you're at it, castrate him, too!
[12:47] Chihiro
    He's way better than you uncontrollable lot.
[12:51] Chihiro
    He may be a monster, but now that he's your
    classmate, try to get along with him.
[12:55] Mitsugu
    Then why not at least draw some
    more blood to calm him down?
[12:59] Mitsugu
    Don't you need more blood samples?
[13:01] Chihiro
    I'm not interested in the blood of corpses.
[13:04] Mitsugu
    You can be so stubborn.
[13:06] Mitsugu
    You're the one asking us to
    play nice with a corpse.
[13:11] Maki
    By the way, where did he come
    from? Where will he go?
[13:15] Chihiro
    According to his transfer form,
    his home address, postal code,
SIGN    Student Transfer Form
SIGN    Name:
SIGN    Franken Yasohachi
SIGN    yr
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Male
SIGN    Date of Birth:
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Residence:
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Guardian:
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Date of Transfer:
SIGN    Transferring To:
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Date of Transfer:
SIGN    Transferring From:
SIGN    Unknown
[13:21] Chihiro
    phone number, email address,
    and guardians are all unknown.
[13:26] Mitsugu
    Just so you know, I'm not
    letting him live at my house.
[13:30] Kaoru
    But he's Mai-chan's fiancé.
[13:33] Mitsugu
    I don't care if he's her
    fiancé or a pickled fish!
[13:35] Mitsugu
    I'm not interested in living with a corpse!
[13:38] Jinko
    Mai-chan, are you okay with that?
[13:40] Mai
    My parents arranged my engagement for me.
[13:44] Maki
    You heard her.
[13:49] Mitsugu
    And so, we decided to keep
    him unplugged inside a locker
[13:52] Mitsugu
    in the school infirmary
    outside of school hours.
[13:56] Mitsugu
    He was treated worse than a Roomba.
[14:03] Mitsugu
    And then, that fateful night arrived.
[14:17] Sign
    School Infirmary
[14:17] Sign
    Night School
[14:35] Mitsugu
    I'm glad today was another quiet day.
[14:39] Mitsugu
    Maybe happiness is an uneventful life.
[14:43] Mitsugu
    Hey, Mai. Don't you think we
    resemble a married couple?
[14:47] Mai
    A married couple? What do you mean?
[14:51] Mitsugu
    Uh, nothing.
[15:00] Sign
    Franken 88
    AV Plus/Berserker Mode
[15:08] Mitsugu
    Hey, Mai. You'll catch a cold if you
    don't sleep inside your closet.
[15:18] Mai
    But I'm lonely by myself.
[15:20] Mitsugu
    What? But...
[15:23] Mai
    Daddy...
[15:24] Mitsugu
    Daddy?
[15:26] Mitsugu
    Oh, she's just half-asleep.
[15:31] Mitsugu
    Okay, okay. Daddy's here.
[15:33] Mitsugu
    Now let's get you changed
    so you can go to bed.
[15:37] Mai
    Okay.
[15:43] Franken
    Mai.
[15:49] Mai
    Daddy...
[15:51] Mai
    I can't get this button undone.
[15:54] Mitsugu
    You're hopeless.
[16:10] Mitsugu
    Franken...
[16:13] Mai
    Daddy?
[16:22] Franken
    Love... Mai...
SIGN    Self-censored
[16:35] Mitsugu
    This isn't good. Let's run for it, Mai.
[16:38] Mai
    Okay.
SIGN    Self-censored
SIGN    Franken 88
    AV Plus/Hulk Mode
[17:19] Mitsugu
    He's huge.
[17:21] Mitsugu
    He's Franken Hulk now.
[17:26] Franken
    Mai.
[17:34] Kaoru
    This looks like a job for the security team.
[17:36] Maki
    I can't miss this opportunity.
[17:38] Jinko
    So, what are we going to
    do about that monster?
[17:40] Nami
    We'll call in some Okinawan
    guardian lions or something.
[17:44] All
    Wow!
SIGN    The Trio
SIGN    Katsuno
[17:46] Katsuno
    It truly is Beauty and the Beast.
[17:48] Maki
    No, more like The War of the Gargantuas.
[17:50] Maki
    Or rather, Frankenstein Conquers the World.
[18:01] Mai
    I'll persuade Franken to stop.
[18:04] Mai
    After all, he's looking for me.
[18:06] Mitsugu
    You can't do that.
[18:08] Mitsugu
    I won't hand you over to that monster.
[18:12] Announcer
    The monster is approaching
    the building we're inside.
[18:18] Announcer
    Goodbye, everyone!
[18:23] Chihiro
    Who's calling?
[18:25] Mitsugu
    Doctor, you unplugged him, right?
[18:28] Chihiro
    Is that something you should be asking
    your teacher in the middle of the night?
[18:32] Mitsugu
    Are you still half-asleep?
[18:34] Mitsugu
    Franken has grown huge and
    is destroying the city!
[18:38] Mitusgu
    If we don't do something soon,
    something terrible could happen!
[18:41] Chihiro
    Something terrible already is happening.
[18:44] Chihiro
    Perhaps we could...
[18:46] Chihiro
    use that bolt on top of his head.
[18:49] Chihiro
    I thought it was just for decoration,
[18:52] Chihiro
    but it might be an emergency power supply.
[18:57] Mitsugu
    It's like a lightning rod?
[19:01] Chihiro
    That bolt allowed him to charge himself
    using lightning and activate himself.
[19:07] Chihiro
    The problem is his brain.
[19:10] Mitsugu
    His brain?
[19:11] Chihiro
    Golems are typically made using the
    bodies of criminals sentenced to death.
[19:17] Chihiro
    Genius or not, he's made up of a
    collection of dangerous criminals.
[19:23] Mitsugu
    Which means...
[19:26] Chihiro
    In his current state, his destructive body
    and wicked brain make him a literal monster.
[19:33] Mitsugu
    Spare me the analysis and
    do something about him!
[19:37] Chihiro
    Should we feed Mai the Salamander's
    blood and have her fight him?
[19:42] Chihiro
    Otherwise we'll have to call
    in the SDF's Maser Cannon.
[19:46] Chihiro
    Either way, it's more than a single
    public health doctor can handle.
[19:52] Chihiro
    I'm going to sleep.
[19:54] Mitsugu
    What? Hey, wait!
[19:57] Chihiro
    Once his charge runs out,
    he'll stop moving eventually.
[20:01] Mitsugu
    But the city will be destroyed before then!
[20:05] Chihiro
    Oh, right. I believe that bolt
    on his head could be moved.
[20:11] Chihiro
    You might be able to turn him off.
[20:15] Chihiro
    Good luck.
[20:18] Mitsugu
    She hung up.
[20:19] Mitsugu
    She's so irresponsible.
[20:28] Mitsugu
    Mai, we're aiming for the bolt
    on top of Franken's head.
[20:32] Mai
    Got it. Leave it to me.
[20:48] Mai
    Oh, no!
[20:50] Mitsugu
    It's all right.
[20:51] Mitsugu
    Due to how his body is constructed, he can't
    reach the top of his head with his own hands.
[20:55] Mai
    Lucky us.
[20:57] Mitsugu
    Okay, let's turn this thing.
[20:59] Mai
    Got it. I'll help you.
[21:02] Mitsugu
    Turn!
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    Insulated
[22:03] Chihiro
    The snail's on the thorn;
[22:06] Chihiro
    God's in His heaven,
[22:10] Chihiro
    all's right with the world!
SIGN    Episode 11 "A Midsummer Night's Operation: Mystery"
[23:45] Mitsugu
    This remote tropical island
    is known only to a select few
[23:48] Mitsugu
    and completely unknown to
    those unfamiliar with it.
[23:52] Mitsugu
    The last paradise on earth,
    not found on any map.
[23:56] Mitsugu
    Unbaba Island.