# E10 - Fiancé's a Frankenstein's Monster
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVN8N7/fiancs-a-frankensteins-monster)
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**[01:43] Sign**
Night School
**[01:54] Chihiro**
I know it's sudden, but allow me
to introduce our transfer student,
**[01:59] Sign**
Franken Yasohachi
**[01:59] Chihiro**
Franken Yasohachi-kun.
**[02:02] Chihiro**
Play nice, everyone.
***SIGN*** Okada
**[02:10] Okada**
Who is this guy?
***SIGN*** Kanbara
**[02:12] Kanbara**
Wow.
***SIGN*** Horita
**[02:14] Horita**
Yeah. I'm kind of impressed.
**[02:16] Maki**
You don't often get to see
guys who look like this.
**[02:19] Kaoru**
I bet he'd look great in a cosplay.
**[02:21] Nami**
How can you dress him up to
look even more like a cosplay?
**[02:24] Mitsugu**
* She's right. He's already got what's*
* almost a perfect Frankenstein look.*
**[02:29] Chihiro**
Yasohachi-kun, you'll sit in the very back.
**[02:42] Chihiro**
Did he pass out because he was so nervous?
**[02:45] Chihiro**
For such a big guy, he's quite the coward.
**[02:58] Mai**
He just ran out of power.
**[03:00] Mitsugu**
Power?
**[03:02] Nami**
Which means...
**[03:05] Kaoru**
He's a robot.
**[03:06] Mai**
No, he's quite close to human.
**[03:10] Mai**
But he's not human.
***SIGN*** Okada
**[03:12] Okada**
Mai-chan, how do you know that?
**[03:15] Mai**
I only just now remembered...
**[03:20] Mai**
...but I believe he's my fiancé.
**[03:24] All**
What?!
**[03:26] Mitsugu**
Who forgets that?
**[03:28] Mai**
I didn't notice since he's
been improved here and there.
**[03:35] Mai**
But this warped look in his eyes...
**[03:38] Mai**
I'm almost certain it's him.
**[03:40] Chihiro**
Not human, huh?
**[03:44] Chihiro**
Then it's time for our transfer
student's medical examination.
**[03:51] Chihiro**
Take him to the infirmary.
**[03:59] Mitsugu**
Doctor, should you be
drawing that much blood?
**[04:03] Maki**
Yeah. He may be a big man, but...
**[04:06] Chihiro**
Don't worry.
**[04:08] Chihiro**
He's already dead.
**[04:10] All**
What?
**[04:13] Mitsugu**
What do you mean?
**[04:15] Chihiro**
I mean he's no longer a living human.
***SIGN*** Plate
**[04:19] Chihiro**
Medically speaking, he's a corpse that's
been dead for over a hundred years.
**[04:24] All**
What?!
**[04:25] Mitsugu**
Which means he's a giant zombie?
**[04:28] ---**
**[04:30] Chihiro**
Quit reacting to everything we say!
**[04:33] Kaoru**
But he's a zombie...
**[04:36] Chihiro**
Not a zombie.
**[04:38] Chihiro**
He's an externally powered golem.
***SIGN*** Externally Powered Golem
**[04:43] Chihiro**
I've identified at least
20 different types of DNA.
**[04:49] Chihiro**
Which means he's composed of
a whole platoon of humans.
**[04:56] Chihiro**
The left and right lobes of his
brain came from different people.
**[04:59] Chihiro**
I'm not even sure his cerebellum
and brain stem came from mammals.
**[05:04] Chihiro**
In other words, he's a monster.
**[05:07] All**
A monster?!
**[05:10] Mitsugu**
Why did he transfer to our school?
**[05:13] Mitsugu**
More importantly, why is
that monster Mai's fiancé?
**[05:18] Mitsugu**
Mai, there's an explanation for this, right?
**[05:20] Mai**
Yes, but it's a long story.
**[05:23] Mai**
If I abridge the story
and skip the details...
**[05:26] Mitsugu**
No! Don't abridge or skip anything!
**[05:29] Mitsugu**
Tell me everything there
is to know about it!
**[05:34] Mai**
Very well. In that case, I
shall tell you everything.
**[05:46] Mai**
A long, long time ago,
when I was still young,
**[05:51] Mai**
I was relaxing on vacation
one sunny spring afternoon.
**[05:55] (Flashback) Stepmom**
You little shit!
**[05:56] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Why won't you listen to anything I say?
**[05:59] Mitsugu**
Wait, time out.
**[06:00] Mitsugu**
Would that stepmother be Rebeus,
your father's 48th wife?
**[06:07] Mai**
No, at that time he was married to his 21st
wife, a horrible woman named Claudia.
**[06:13] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Who are you calling
horrible, you ugly bitch?
**[06:16] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Who taught you those vulgar words?
**[06:19] (Flashback) Mai**
Shut up! There isn't a woman in
this world more vulgar than you!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Dad**
Now, now, you two.
**[06:25] (Flashback) Dad**
Why don't you clean this mess up together?
**[06:28] (Flashback) Stepmom**
How dare you act like a bystander?
**[06:30] (Flashback) Stepmom**
She grew into an impudent
child despite her size
**[06:34] (Flashback) Stepmom**
because you and your previous
wives didn't raise her properly.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Dad**
Mai's actually a kind girl at heart.
**[06:40] (Flashback) Dad**
You understand that, don't you?
**[06:41] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Okay, okay. I get it. I'm going
shopping for Hermes bags.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Dad**
Oh, you're hopeless!
**[06:47] Mai**
Eventually I ran out of patience
with my father's constant ogling.
**[06:53] Mai**
My heart had been deeply wounded,
so in order to mend my heart,
**[06:57] Mai**
I courageously ran off into
the wilderness all by myself.
**[07:04] (Flashback) Mai**
Kill her, don't kill her.
**[07:07] (Flashback) Mai**
Kill her, don't kill her.
**[07:10] Sign**
No Bolt
**[07:16] (Flashback) Mai**
Oh, my. What a funny face.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Mai**
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
**[07:21] (Flashback) Mai**
Thanks. You can have this.
**[07:25] Mai**
And that's how we became engaged.
**[07:35] Mitsugu**
Uh, Mai?
**[07:37] Mitsugu**
I don't understand how
that's what happened next.
**[07:42] Mai**
In vampire society, the act of giving a
person a flower is a marriage proposal.
**[07:47] Mitsugu**
I see.
**[07:49] Mitsugu**
Wait, this is no time to be impressed!
**[07:52] Maki**
But speaking of a vampire's
forbidden love...
**[07:56] Kaoru**
That's widely considered to be
their eternal rivals, werewolves.
**[08:00] Nami**
I'm amazed your parents gave you their
blessing to marry this monster.
**[08:03] Maki**
They probably would've approved
of anyone willing to marry her.
**[08:07] Jinko**
That's right. Some parents are okay with
any partner, as long as they're human.
**[08:11] Maki**
It's not even clear if he's
actually human, though.
**[08:13] Right**
Hey, Boss!
**[08:13] Left**
Congratulations
on Your Wedding!!
**[08:14] Mai**
From my stepmother's perspective, it meant
the removal of a source of her troubles,
**[08:17] Mai**
and my father probably thought a golem
was better than me marrying a werewolf.
**[08:24] Mitsugu**
*Even I can accept that.*
**[08:26] Mitsugu**
*Anyway, I can't believe Mai had a fiancé.*
**[08:31] Katsuno**
I won't allow it!
**[08:33] Katsuno**
I'll never allow it!
**[08:35] Katsuno**
Of all people, why does Mai-chan
have to be engaged to this oddity?
**[08:39] Mitsugu**
You're pretty odd yourself.
**[08:40] Katsuno**
He gets to do whatever he wants
to her, whenever he pleases!
**[08:45] All**
So jealous!
**[08:51] Jinko**
What are you fantasizing about, you brute?
**[08:54] Chihiro**
While you guys were chewing the fat,
I think I did a pretty good job over here.
**[09:00] Mitsugu**
What? Doctor, did you do something again?
**[09:07] Mitsugu**
I feel like his groans have powered up.
**[09:12] Chihiro**
I did what's expected of me
as a public health doctor.
**[09:16] Chihiro**
In his existing state, his capacity for
self-propulsion was rather limited.
**[09:21] Chihiro**
I added an additional internal
battery and buffer.
**[09:25] Chihiro**
Now he can move for three minutes
after three hours of charging.
**[09:29] Mitsugu**
Just three minutes?
**[09:31] Chihiro**
More than that requires
an external power source.
**[09:38] Chihiro**
Shut up!
**[09:39] Chihiro**
You don't get to complain!
***SIGN*** Celebrating Franken Yasohachi's Transfer
**[09:43] Mitsugu**
*And so, with a group photo taken by Maki,*
**[09:49] Mitsugu**
*who wasn't too proud to use her camera timer,*
**[09:52] Mitsugu**
* Franken Yasohachi was*
* recognized as our classmate.*
**[09:56] Mitsugu**
* At the time, none of us mortals*
* imagined that this large*
**[10:00] Mitsugu**
* but useless creature possessed*
* an incredible power.*
**[10:05] Mitsugu**
* As long as Franken was charged,*
* he was unstoppable.*
***SIGN*** Unstoppable
**[10:11] Mitsugu**
* His lower body was apparently*
* assembled from human athletes.*
**[10:15] Mitsugu**
*He could run 100 meters in 8.5 seconds.*
**[10:20] Mitsugu**
* His running long jump easily*
* cleared ten meters,*
**[10:24] Mitsugu**
* and on the triple jump he set*
* a menacing 30-meter record.*
**[10:30] Mitsugu**
*If he had been a living human,*
**[10:31] Mitsugu**
* he would've won five gold metals*
* in Olympic track and field events.*
**[10:36] Mitsugu**
* And his upper body was assembled*
* from several wrestlers.*
**[10:41] Mitsugu**
* Furthermore, his brain was comprised*
* from a collection of several geniuses.*
**[10:46] Mitsugu**
* On any instrument he touched he could*
* play Mozart, Chopin, or Sarasate.*
**[10:51] Mitsugu**
* He knew everything that was to*
* know on the theory of relativity,*
**[10:53] Mitsugu**
*quantum mechanics, string theory.*
**[10:56] Mitsugu**
* His reflexes allowed him to quickly beat*
* the newest version of Super Mario.*
**[11:03] Mitsugu**
* Despite lacking a license,*
* his driving skills were exceptional,*
**[11:08] Mitsugu**
* even greater than the Demon*
* of the Pass or Initial D.*
**[11:14] Mitsugu**
But there was a problem...
**[11:18] Chihiro**
Since he has a complete digestive tract,
he surely eats and drinks like a normal person.
**[11:24] Chihiro**
He's powered by electricity,
**[11:26] Chihiro**
so biologically speaking,
it's a meaningless act of consumption.
**[11:29] Chihiro**
It's similar to how Mai likes pot stickers
despite subsisting on only blood.
**[11:34] Mai**
Extra garlic, please.
**[11:37] Chihiro**
Who said I was ordering
any food for delivery?
**[11:40] Chihiro**
By the way, his genitals include
some non-standard parts.
**[11:45] Chihiro**
Look.
**[11:46] All**
What?!
**[11:50] Chihiro**
Because this image is R-rated,
I can't show it to minors.
**[11:55] Chihiro**
But I'm certain its
composition is exceptional.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[12:13] Chihiro**
He looks like a healthy young man to me.
**[12:16] Kaoru**
I'd be terrified if he
forced himself onto me.
**[12:19] Maki**
I doubt he'd be interested in you.
**[12:22] Nami**
Ugh. Another annoying man to deal with.
**[12:25] Jinko**
Men truly are the worst.
**[12:28] Chihiro**
If it comes down to it,
you can just unplug him.
**[12:32] Chihiro**
He's extremely safe.
**[12:35] Mitsugu**
You're kidding! He's extremely dangerous!
**[12:38] Katsuno**
Shut up! Unplug that thing immediately!
**[12:42] Katsuno**
While you're at it, castrate him, too!
**[12:47] Chihiro**
He's way better than you uncontrollable lot.
**[12:51] Chihiro**
He may be a monster, but now that he's your
classmate, try to get along with him.
**[12:55] Mitsugu**
Then why not at least draw some
more blood to calm him down?
**[12:59] Mitsugu**
Don't you need more blood samples?
**[13:01] Chihiro**
I'm not interested in the blood of corpses.
**[13:04] Mitsugu**
You can be so stubborn.
**[13:06] Mitsugu**
You're the one asking us to
play nice with a corpse.
**[13:11] Maki**
By the way, where did he come
from? Where will he go?
**[13:15] Chihiro**
According to his transfer form,
his home address, postal code,
***SIGN*** Student Transfer Form
***SIGN*** Name:
***SIGN*** Franken Yasohachi
***SIGN*** yr
***SIGN*** Class
***SIGN*** Male
***SIGN*** Date of Birth:
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Residence:
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Guardian:
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Date of Transfer:
***SIGN*** Transferring To:
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Date of Transfer:
***SIGN*** Transferring From:
***SIGN*** Unknown
**[13:21] Chihiro**
phone number, email address,
and guardians are all unknown.
**[13:26] Mitsugu**
Just so you know, I'm not
letting him live at my house.
**[13:30] Kaoru**
But he's Mai-chan's fiancé.
**[13:33] Mitsugu**
I don't care if he's her
fiancé or a pickled fish!
**[13:35] Mitsugu**
I'm not interested in living with a corpse!
**[13:38] Jinko**
Mai-chan, are you okay with that?
**[13:40] Mai**
My parents arranged my engagement for me.
**[13:44] Maki**
You heard her.
**[13:49] Mitsugu**
* And so, we decided to keep*
* him unplugged inside a locker*
**[13:52] Mitsugu**
* in the school infirmary*
* outside of school hours.*
**[13:56] Mitsugu**
*He was treated worse than a Roomba.*
**[14:03] Mitsugu**
*And then, that fateful night arrived.*
**[14:17] Sign**
School Infirmary
**[14:17] Sign**
Night School
**[14:35] Mitsugu**
I'm glad today was another quiet day.
**[14:39] Mitsugu**
Maybe happiness is an uneventful life.
**[14:43] Mitsugu**
Hey, Mai. Don't you think we
resemble a married couple?
**[14:47] Mai**
A married couple? What do you mean?
**[14:51] Mitsugu**
Uh, nothing.
**[15:00] Sign**
Franken 88
AV Plus/Berserker Mode
**[15:08] Mitsugu**
Hey, Mai. You'll catch a cold if you
don't sleep inside your closet.
**[15:18] Mai**
But I'm lonely by myself.
**[15:20] Mitsugu**
What? But...
**[15:23] Mai**
Daddy...
**[15:24] Mitsugu**
Daddy?
**[15:26] Mitsugu**
Oh, she's just half-asleep.
**[15:31] Mitsugu**
Okay, okay. Daddy's here.
**[15:33] Mitsugu**
Now let's get you changed
so you can go to bed.
**[15:37] Mai**
Okay.
**[15:43] Franken**
Mai.
**[15:49] Mai**
Daddy...
**[15:51] Mai**
I can't get this button undone.
**[15:54] Mitsugu**
You're hopeless.
**[16:10] Mitsugu**
Franken...
**[16:13] Mai**
Daddy?
**[16:22] Franken**
Love... Mai...
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[16:35] Mitsugu**
This isn't good. Let's run for it, Mai.
**[16:38] Mai**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
***SIGN*** Franken 88
AV Plus/Hulk Mode
**[17:19] Mitsugu**
He's huge.
**[17:21] Mitsugu**
He's Franken Hulk now.
**[17:26] Franken**
Mai.
**[17:34] Kaoru**
This looks like a job for the security team.
**[17:36] Maki**
I can't miss this opportunity.
**[17:38] Jinko**
So, what are we going to
do about that monster?
**[17:40] Nami**
We'll call in some Okinawan
guardian lions or something.
**[17:44] All**
Wow!
***SIGN*** The Trio
***SIGN*** Katsuno
**[17:46] Katsuno**
It truly is *Beauty and the Beast*.
**[17:48] Maki**
No, more like *The War of the Gargantuas*.
**[17:50] Maki**
Or rather, *Frankenstein Conquers the World*.
**[18:01] Mai**
I'll persuade Franken to stop.
**[18:04] Mai**
After all, he's looking for me.
**[18:06] Mitsugu**
You can't do that.
**[18:08] Mitsugu**
I won't hand you over to that monster.
**[18:12] Announcer**
*The monster is approaching
the building we're inside.*
**[18:18] Announcer**
*Goodbye, everyone!*
**[18:23] Chihiro**
Who's calling?
**[18:25] Mitsugu**
*Doctor, you unplugged him, right?*
**[18:28] Chihiro**
Is that something you should be asking
your teacher in the middle of the night?
**[18:32] Mitsugu**
*Are you still half-asleep?*
**[18:34] Mitsugu**
Franken has grown huge and
is destroying the city!
**[18:38] Mitusgu**
If we don't do something soon,
something terrible could happen!
**[18:41] Chihiro**
Something terrible already is happening.
**[18:44] Chihiro**
Perhaps we could...
**[18:46] Chihiro**
*use that bolt on top of his head.*
**[18:49] Chihiro**
*I thought it was just for decoration,*
**[18:52] Chihiro**
*but it might be an emergency power supply.*
**[18:57] Mitsugu**
It's like a lightning rod?
**[19:01] Chihiro**
* That bolt allowed him to charge himself*
* using lightning and activate himself.*
**[19:07] Chihiro**
*The problem is his brain.*
**[19:10] Mitsugu**
*His brain?*
**[19:11] Chihiro**
Golems are typically made using the
bodies of criminals sentenced to death.
**[19:17] Chihiro**
Genius or not, he's made up of a
collection of dangerous criminals.
**[19:23] Mitsugu**
Which means...
**[19:26] Chihiro**
In his current state, his destructive body
and wicked brain make him a literal monster.
**[19:33] Mitsugu**
Spare me the analysis and
do something about him!
**[19:37] Chihiro**
* Should we feed Mai the Salamander's*
* blood and have her fight him?*
**[19:42] Chihiro**
* Otherwise we'll have to call*
* in the SDF's Maser Cannon.*
**[19:46] Chihiro**
Either way, it's more than a single
public health doctor can handle.
**[19:52] Chihiro**
I'm going to sleep.
**[19:54] Mitsugu**
*What? Hey, wait!*
**[19:57] Chihiro**
Once his charge runs out,
he'll stop moving eventually.
**[20:01] Mitsugu**
*But the city will be destroyed before then!*
**[20:05] Chihiro**
* Oh, right. I believe that bolt*
* on his head could be moved.*
**[20:11] Chihiro**
*You might be able to turn him off.*
**[20:15] Chihiro**
*Good luck.*
**[20:18] Mitsugu**
She hung up.
**[20:19] Mitsugu**
She's so irresponsible.
**[20:28] Mitsugu**
Mai, we're aiming for the bolt
on top of Franken's head.
**[20:32] Mai**
Got it. Leave it to me.
**[20:48] Mai**
Oh, no!
**[20:50] Mitsugu**
It's all right.
**[20:51] Mitsugu**
Due to how his body is constructed, he can't
reach the top of his head with his own hands.
**[20:55] Mai**
Lucky us.
**[20:57] Mitsugu**
Okay, let's turn this thing.
**[20:59] Mai**
Got it. I'll help you.
**[21:02] Mitsugu**
Turn!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
***SIGN*** Insulated
**[22:03] Chihiro**
The snail's on the thorn;
**[22:06] Chihiro**
God's in His heaven,
**[22:10] Chihiro**
all's right with the world!
***SIGN*** Episode 11 "A Midsummer Night's Operation: Mystery"
**[23:45] Mitsugu**
This remote tropical island
is known only to a select few
**[23:48] Mitsugu**
and completely unknown to
those unfamiliar with it.
**[23:52] Mitsugu**
The last paradise on earth,
not found on any map.
**[23:56] Mitsugu**
Unbaba Island.