E5 - Daddy Came

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[02:05] Chihiro
    It'd be impossible to hide it now.
[02:09] Chihiro
    Setting aside the particulars of
    the destruction of Chimidoro,
[02:14] Chihiro
    since she transformed into a salamander
    in front of everyone, it can't be helped.
[02:19] All
    Wow!
[02:20] Kaoru
    So she's a real vampire?
[02:22] Maki
    All right. I've found the
    heroine of my next film.
[02:25] Nami
    I knew she was no ordinary girl.
[02:28] Katsuno
    Yeah, you can't expect to
    request that for free.
[02:30] Nami
    That's not what I meant!
[02:32] Mitsugu
    Anyway, that's the situation.
[02:35] Mitsugu
    I'd like to ask everyone involved
    to please help us take care of Mai.
[02:38] Chihiro
    Consider everyone here as
    that girl's guardians.
[02:42] All
    No objections!
[02:44] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do.
[02:46] Mitsugu
    You don't need to strain yourselves.
[02:49] Mitsugu
    Just a little help here and there is enough.
[02:51] Katsuno
    Just a little?
[02:53] Katsuno
    How can you take such a careless approach
    when you're playing such an important role?
[02:56] Mitsugu
    What?
[02:56] Katsuno
    Don't give me that crap!
[02:57] Katsuno
    Listen here. When a man protects a girl—
[03:01] Mitsugu
    But I'm a girl, too.
[03:02] Katsuno
    Rather, when a girl like you
    protects another girl...
[03:07] Kanbaru
    In other words...
[03:09] Okada
    When you're protecting someone you love...
[03:10] Horita
    You have to be willing
    to risk your own life!
[03:11] Kanbara
    And all the blood in your body!
[03:13] Okada
    You must be prepared to defend
    her until the very end!
[03:15] Horita
    That's what he's trying to say!
[03:16] Katsuno
    That's right!
[03:18] All
    Osu!
[03:19] Katsuno
    Don't use the word "osu!"
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[03:25] Chihiro
    Since the sun is setting, let's continue
    this discussion without those four.
[03:29] Chihiro
    In order to keep Mai under our supervision,
[03:32] Chihiro
    starting today, we'll enroll her
    in night classes at this school.
[03:37] Mitsugu
    Night classes?
[03:38] Mitsugu
    Our school offers those?
[03:40] Chihiro
    Our school's doors are open to
    young working people, as well.
[03:43] Kaoru
    I had no idea.
[03:45] Maki
    Neither did I.
[03:46] Nami
    Me, neither.
[03:47] Chihiro
    To be precise, we've decided
    to open our doors.
[03:50] Mitsugu
    Decided to? Which means...
[03:53] Chihiro
    Starting today, Seijumonji High
    School will offer night classes.
[03:58] All
    What?
[03:59] Mitsugu
    You're out of your mind.
[04:01] Mitsugu
    Is the doctor trying to
    keep Mai all to herself?
[04:04] Chihiro
    Who's keeping her to themselves?
[04:06] Chihiro
    Don't worry.
[04:07] Chihiro
    The night classes were officially
    authorized by the board of directors.
[04:11] Mitsugu
    You got their permission? How?
[04:13] Chihiro
    It's a long story.
[04:16] Mitsugu
    Could you try to keep it short?
[04:19] Chihiro
    Don't ask me for the details.
[04:21] Chihiro
    To put it simply, here's what happened.
[04:24] Chihiro
    By the way, from here on out, I'll be
    speaking in only Shin Hasegawa lines.
[04:29] Mitsugu
    Hasegawa?
[04:30] Maki
    He was a handsome film and stage actor
[04:31] Maki
    who appeared in films from
    the prewar to postwar period.
[04:34] Maki
    Everyone knows that.
[04:35] Chihiro
    That's Kazuo Hasegawa!
[04:37] Chihiro
    Why don't you read some books instead
    of watching movies all the time?
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
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[04:41] Chihiro
    Shin Hasegawa is the playwright who created
    the Japanese movie genre Matatabi-mono!
SIGN    Matatabi-mono
    (Wandering Gamblers)
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SIGN    In Search of Mother
[04:46] Chihiro
    He's famous for writing In Search
    of Mother and Kutsukake Tokijiro!
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
SIGN    Kutsukake Tokijiro
[04:50] Mitsugu
    Could you summarize that for us?
[04:52] Chihiro
    Since it's a long story,
    I'll omit certain elements.
[04:55] Chihiro
    In order to reach this point,
[04:57] Chihiro
    I risked my life and faced
    fires, floods, and winds.
[05:03] Chihiro
    To be brief, I risked my life in numerous
    games of dice in order to get their permission.
[05:09] Mitsugu
    You don't need to explain whole process.
[05:11] Mitsugu
    Just give us the conclusion.
[05:13] Chihiro
    I'm glad you asked, mister.
[05:15] Chihiro
    To put it simply, here's what happened.
[05:18] Mitsugu
    I'm not a mister.
[05:19] Chihiro
    Since it's a long story,
    I'll omit certain elements.
[05:22] Chihiro
    In order to reach this point...
SIGN    - Chihiro's Flashback -
SIGN    Censored
[05:34] Chihiro
    And so, they authorized night classes.
[05:37] Mitsugu
    We live in a soft world.
[05:39] Kaoru
    In other words, you used
    your sexual charms on them.
[05:42] Maki
    Well, the world is only soft on sexy women.
[05:46] Nami
    I learned something today.
[05:48] Mitsugu
    Anyway, I'll be swapping
    to night classes, too.
[05:51] Kaoru
    So will I.
[05:52] Maki
    And me.
[05:53] Nami
    Me, too.
[05:55] Mitsugu
    What? You, too?
[05:56] Nami
    Of course.
[05:58] Maki
    We're her guardians, too.
[05:59] Kaoru
    We'll be joining you.
[06:01] All
    Same as above!
[06:02] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do.
[06:05] Mitsugu
    But I'd hate to trouble you guys.
[06:09] Mitsugu
    I appreciate the thought, though.
[06:12] Katsuno
    I'm a man. A warrior never
    goes back on his word.
[06:14] Mitsugu
    Who's a warrior?
[06:15] Chihiro
    By the way,
[06:17] Chihiro
    anyone enrolled in
    night classes will automatically
[06:20] Chihiro
    be signed up for the Blood Donation Club.
[06:22] All
    No objections!
[06:23] Mitsugu
    Objection!
[06:24] Mitsugu
    No boys are allowed in the Blood
    Donation Club. It's for girls only.
[06:27] Kanbara
    Where and when...
[06:29] Okada
    And who decided that?
[06:30] Horita
    Was it Yukio Aoshima at the National Diet?
[06:33] Kanbara
    Who's Yukio Aoshima?
[06:34] Okada
    I dunno.
[06:35] Katsuno
    Haven't you heard of the
    Equal Employment Opportunity Law?
[06:39] Katsuno
    "Sudara Bushi?" "Granny Mischief?"
[06:41] Mitsugu
    No clue.
[06:45] Jinko
    School Regulation Article 32.
[06:47] Katsuno
    He was in "Bubble Holiday," too...
[06:51] Jinko
    Except during natural catastrophes
    and other emergency situations,
[06:54] Jinko
    loud shouting, angry yelling, and coquettish
    shrieking are prohibited within the school.
[06:58] Mitsugu
    Great, another freak showed up.
[07:01] Jinko
    Doctor, I'd like to enroll
    in night classes, too.
[07:03] Mitsugu
    What?
[07:04] Jinko
    There's no way night classes would be
    conducted properly with these students.
[07:08] Jinko
    For the sake of Seijumonji High School's
    honor, I must offer my assistance, as well.
[07:13] Mitsugu
    She's just bored, too.
[07:17] Mitsugu
    Jinko, what's your blood type?
[07:19] Jinko
    Type A. What about it?
[07:21] Chihiro
    Based on her upright and steadfast personality,
    you should've known that without asking.
[07:25] Mitsugu
    Didn't you previously reject
    that as popular belief?
[07:28] Chihiro
    Of course.
[07:30] Chihiro
    Determining a person's personality based
    on blood type has no scientific basis.
[07:34] Jinko
    What are you two chattering about?
[07:36] Jinko
    Is there something wrong with being type A?
[07:37] Mitsugu
    All right. Now we have
    girls of all blood types.
[07:40] Green
    Jinko
[07:41] Blue
    Maki
[07:41] Orange
    Kaoru
[07:41] Purple
    Nami
[07:42] Jinko
    Just so you know, I'm only enrolling in
    night classes so I can maintain discipline.
[07:47] Jinko
    I have no intention of getting
    involved in your foolish nonsense.
[07:49] Top
    Chimera
[07:49] Bottom
    Mitsugu
[07:50] Mitsugu
    What a stubborn girl.
[07:52] Jinko
    Who's stubborn?!
[07:54] Maki
    Mitsugu, everyone can hear your thoughts.
[07:57] Nami
    We can hear everything.
[07:58] Chihiro
    As the only night class teacher and advisor
    to the Blood Donation Club, I'll arbitrate.
[08:04] Chihiro
    Mitsugu Bambam.
[08:05] Mitsugu
    Bamba!
[08:06] Chihiro
    Maki Watabe.
[08:07] Chihiro
    Nami Unten.
[08:08] Chihiro
    Kaoru Konno.
[08:09] Chihiro
    Jinko Sumida.
[08:11] Chihiro
    I grant you permission to enroll in night
    classes and join the Blood Donation Club.
[08:15] Jinko
    Doctor Chihiro, I'd like to decline
    joining the Blood Donation Club.
[08:20] Mitsugu
    What a stubborn girl.
[08:21] Jinko
    Who's stubborn?!
[08:23] Chihiro
    I'll allow Masumi Katsuno and
    the others to enroll in classes,
[08:26] Chihiro
    but you'll be joining the
    Blood Donation Club as backups.
[08:28] Chihiro
    You'll be our strategic reserve
    in case the other four dry up.
[08:31] Chihiro
    We're doing this for the continued
    existence of humanity and world peace.
[08:35] Chihiro
    All of us must protect Mai's secret.
[08:38] Chihiro
    You mustn't give Mai any
    blood without my permission.
[08:41] Chihiro
    Naturally, letting Mai suck your
    blood directly is inexcusable.
[08:45] All
    Roger!
[08:48] Mitsugu
    For the continued existence
    of humanity and world peace.
[08:52] Mitsugu
    I know what I said,
[08:54] Mitsugu
    but it kind of feels like Mai
    is drifting away from me.
[09:08] Mitsugu
    But it's true that there's only so much
    I can do on my own to protect Mai.
[09:17] Mitsugu
    That's near my house.
[09:20] Mitsugu
    There's a lot of bats out today.
SIGN    This Side Up
SIGN    Keep Dry
SIGN    Perishable
[09:29] Mitsugu
    What is this?
[09:31] Mitsugu
    Who sent us this huge thing?
[09:34] Mitsugu
    Wait a minute. This size...
[09:36] Mitsugu
    Could it be?
[09:47] Mitsugu
    Yikes. I knew it.
[09:49] Mitsugu
    But who would pull a prank like this?
[10:05] Dad
    Hello.
[10:06] Dad
    I am Mai's father Gillesde Rais.
SIGN    Gillesde Rais
[10:08] Mitsugu
    What? Mai's dad?
[10:11] Dad
    I heard you've been taking
    care of my daughter.
[10:14] Dad
    Thank you, thank you.
[10:18] Mai
    Daddy.
[10:20] Dad
    Ah, Mai. Have you been a good girl?
[10:22] Mai
    Daddy, hurry up and divorce that old bitch.
[10:26] Dad
    Didn't we promise not to talk about that?
[10:29] Mai
    That horrible ugly bitch is deceiving you.
[10:32] Dad
    There, there. You want a Chanel bag, is it?
[10:36] Mai
    If you don't divorce her,
    I'll become a delinquent.
[10:39] Dad
    I see, I see. You want a Prada bag.
[10:43] Mitsugu
    Should I make some tea?
[10:46] Dad
    Oh, no need to be so considerate.
[10:48] Dad
    I'm terribly sorry for making
    you worry about dinner.
[10:51] Dad
    Why don't we go out to eat?
[10:54] Mitsugu
    What?
[10:59] Mai
    This place makes delicious gyoza.
SIGN    Gyoza General
[11:02] Dad
    I see. Then perhaps I'll have an
    extra large helping of those.
[11:06] Mitsugu
    Are you okay with garlic?
[11:08] Dad
    I love garlic.
[11:10] Mitsugu
    But Mai experiences side effects.
[11:14] Dad
    Mai has had food allergies
    since she was a child.
[11:18] Dad
    I thought she'd gotten over them.
[11:21] Mai
    It's because I'm experiencing
    psychological stress.
[11:23] Mai
    They've gotten worse since
    that old bitch showed up.
[11:26] Dad
    You promised to call her "Mommy."
[11:28] Mai
    I never promised that.
[11:29] Mitsugu
    I'm going to go to the bathroom.
[11:32] Mai
    Who's more important, me or that old bitch?
[11:35] Dad
    At least call her Rebeus.
[11:37] Mai
    Then who's more important,
    me or Rebeus the hag?
[11:41] Mitsugu
    You'll see once you get here.
[11:45] Mitsugu
    It's an opportunity to see a super rare dad.
[11:47] Mitsugu
    If you don't hurry, you'll regret
    it for the rest of your life.
[11:49] Man
    Here's your extra large order of garlic
    gyoza with extra garlic
[11:52] Man
    and extra large garlic fried
    rice with extra garlic.
[11:56] Dad
    I haven't had gyoza
    this good in 120 years.
[12:00] Dad
    After all, they're free.
[12:03] Mai
    I feel like having garlic fried rice today.
[12:05] Mitsugu
    Would you like me to order
    another plate for you?
[12:09] Dad
    Please, there's really no
    need to be so considerate.
[12:12] Dad
    One extra large garlic yakisoba and
    one extra large garlic fried rice!
[12:15] Man
    One extra large garlic yakisoba and one
    extra large garlic fried rice. Got it.
[12:19] Dad
    Six garlic spring rolls
    and six garlic shumai!
[12:23] Man
    That's six garlic spring
    rolls and six garlic shumai.
[12:26] Dad
    What? You want to get some to go, too?
[12:28] Dad
    If you insist.
[12:29] Dad
    Three giga-large orders
    of garlic yakisoba to go!
[12:33] Man
    Three giga-large orders
    of garlic yakisoba to go.
[12:36] Customer
    He's still ordering.
[12:37] Dad
    By the way, since Mai
    will be staying with you,
[12:40] Dad
    as her father, I'd like
    to ask you something.
[12:42] Mitsugu
    Yes?
[12:44] Dad
    What's your blood glucose level?
[12:46] Mitsugu
    I believe it's around 82
    milligrams per deciliter.
[12:52] Mitsugu
    I think those are normal levels.
[12:55] Dad
    What about your red blood cell,
    white blood cell, and platelet levels?
[12:58] Mitsugu
    I believe they're all normal.
[13:01] Dad
    That won't do.
[13:03] Dad
    If you're going to be living with Mai,
    you need to know your precise values.
[13:07] Mitsugu
    Yes, sir.
[13:09] Dad
    What about your family?
[13:11] Mitsugu
    My dad's currently overseas.
[13:14] Dad
    Overseas? What does he do?
[13:16] Mitsugu
    He's a scholar.
[13:19] Dad
    A scholar.
[13:21] Dad
    Where does he teach?
[13:23] Mitsugu
    He teaches archaeology at the
    Royal Danish University of Helsink.
[13:28] Dad
    University of Helsink? Archaeology?
[13:33] Chihiro
    Thanks for waiting.
[13:35] Mitsugu
    You came. Doctor Chihiro,
    that took you long enough.
[13:39] Dad
    Doctor?
[13:41] Mitsugu
    This is Doctor Chihiro,
    my high school's doctor.
[13:44] Chihiro
    Nice to meet you.
    My name is Chihiro Chimatsuri.
[13:49] Dad
    What a beautiful woman!
[13:52] Dad
    Hello.
[13:54] Dad
    I am Mai's—
[13:56] Chihiro
    Let's cut to the case.
    I want two liters of your blood.
[14:03] Dad
    You dare to draw blood from a vampire?
[14:06] Dad
    What kind of doctor are you?
[14:08] Chihiro
    A vampire is scared to give
    a mere two liters of blood?
[14:12] Chihiro
    Have you no shame?
[14:13] Dad
    Then perhaps I'll sip on
    some of yours like wine.
[14:18] Mitsugu
    There's a proper order to these things.
[14:20] Mai
    You can do it, both of you.
[14:30] Dad
    My son—
[14:30] Dad
    rather, my daughter, I have returned.
[14:35] Mitsugu
    Dad!
[14:37] Mitsugu Dad
    You weren't at home,
    so I figured you'd be here.
[14:44] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[14:45] Mitsugu Dad
    You're Gilles de Rais,
    Gillesde Rais the vampire.
[14:49] Mai Dad
    And you're Van Helsink, the University
    of Helsink's Professor Bamba.
[14:55] Mitsugu Dad
    Don't speak in such an
    obviously expository manner.
[14:57] Mai Dad
    The same goes for you.
[14:58] Mitsugu
    What? You two know each other?!
[15:01] Mitsugu Dad
    Indeed. I've found you at last.
[15:05] Mai Dad
    We're destined to be rivals.
[15:08] Mitsugu
    Rivals?
[15:09] Mitsugu Dad
    Let's go, Rais!
[15:10] Mai Dad
    Bring it on, Bam!
[15:22] Chihiro
    Hold it right there.
[15:25] Chihiro
    Could you wait to turn this man into
    ash until after I've drawn his blood?
[15:29] Mitsugu Dad
    Who are you?
[15:31] Mitsugu
    She's my school doctor.
[15:33] Chihiro
    Here I come.
[15:40] Chihiro
    Looks like you're not
    completely incompetent.
[15:47] Customer A
    I-Incredible!
[15:49] Customer B
    Her thighs!
[15:54] Mai Dad
    Who is this woman?
[15:56] Chihiro
    Your blood is mine, vampire.
[15:59] Mai Dad
    You won't get any of my blood,
    you blood drawing wench.
[16:02] Chihiro
    Don't act like you haven't sucked
    the blood from countless people.
[16:06] Chihiro
    Donating your own blood every
    once in a while won't hurt you.
[16:10] Mai Dad
    I wouldn't be a vampire
    if I feared retribution.
[16:13] Mai Dad
    Once I finish off this priest, you're next.
[16:18] Mitsugu Dad
    Has your personality changed?
[16:20] Chihiro
    Who changes personality and copyright
    infringing reference mid-fight?
[16:24] Chihiro
    Gold-bugs!
[16:37] Mitsugu Dad
    Such flashy techniques
    won't work against him.
[16:40] Mitsugu Dad
    Let's settle this, Gilles de Rais.
[17:12] Swat A
    Where are the terrorists?
[17:13] Swat B
    Shoot everyone who puts up a fight!
[17:28] Mai Dad
    How regrettable.
[17:30] Mai Dad
    I thought I'd finally have my revenge
    tonight, after so many years.
[17:34] Chihiro
    Your injuries were shallow.
[17:36] Chihiro
    You deserve your disappointment.
[17:38] Mai Dad
    It's your fault for interfering!
[17:40] Mitsugu Dad
    Damn it. I was so close to killing him.
[17:44] Mai
    Why do you guys hate each other so much?
[17:47] Mitsugu
    What happened between the two of you?
[17:50] Mai Dad
    My great-uncle, my mother's cousin,
    and my father's second cousin
[17:55] Mai Dad
    and my father's second cousin were all
    staked by this man and turned to dust.
[18:00] Mitsugu Dad
    I'll kill your entire family.
[18:03] Mai Dad
    What was that?!
[18:05] Mitsugu Dad
    You wanna fight?!
[18:06] Mai
    You can do it, both of you.
[18:08] Mitsugu
    Don't cheer them on.
[18:09] Chihiro
    Calm down, you old farts.
[18:13] Chihiro
    I, Doctor Chihiro Chimidoro,
    shall humbly handle this situation.
[18:17] Mai Dad
    I won't let a mere doctor handle this!
[18:19] Mitsugu Dad
    Stay out of this, outsider!
[18:21] Chihiro
    Idiots!
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[18:22] Chihiro
    I'm not an outsider!
[18:24] Chihiro
    I'm Mai's guardian while she's
    living in this country!
[18:27] Mitsugu
    I know she doesn't mean that.
[18:30] Mitsugu
    Older women are scary.
[18:33] Chihiro
    Who's an older woman?
[18:35] Mitsugu
    I didn't say that.
[18:39] Chihiro
    How could you inflict your old
    grudge on these young girls?
[18:43] Chihiro
    What terribly unreasonable behavior.
[18:46] Chihiro
    Furthermore, if you attempt to
    destroy the beautiful fellowship
[18:50] Chihiro
    that has formed in this country
    between human and vampire...
[18:56] Chihiro
    I'll make sure you pay for it.
[19:02] Mitsugu
    Doctor, I hate to interrupt when
    you're clearly so excited,
[19:05] Mitsugu
    but they're not listening to you.
[19:07] Mai Dad
    Die!
[19:08] Mitsugu
    Nonsense!
[19:10] Chihiro
    You middle-aged delinquents,
    you've got some gall!
[19:14] Mai Dad
    Bastard!
[19:18] Chihiro
    Now, if you'll excuse me...
[19:24] Mitsugu
    I can never let my guard down around her.
[19:36] Mitsugu
    And so, our long night ended.
[19:42] Mitsugu Dad
    What do you think you're
    doing while I've been gone?
[19:45] Mitsugu Dad
    You're living with a vampire, of all things.
[19:58] Mitsugu Dad
    Such a cute girl—
[19:59] Mitsugu Dad
    I mean, how wretched.
[20:08] Mitsugu
    Shut up!
[20:09] Mitsugu
    A father who leaves his home to wander the
    world has no right to tell me what to do!
[20:15] Mitsugu
    This is why Mom cheated on and left you!
[20:19] Mitsugu
    Are you listening?
[20:20] Mitsugu Dad
    Your broad-minded father will pretend he
    didn't hear those fatal words you just spoke.
[20:28] Mitsugu
    I really do have a terrible family.
[20:32] Mitsugu
    Well, whatever. Mai is my family now.
[20:35] Mitsugu Dad
    What kind of nonsense is that?
[20:37] Mitsugu Dad
    I won't allow it!
[20:38] Mitsugu Dad
    We're kicking that girl out immediately!
[20:41] Mitsugu
    No way. I'm never leaving Mai.
[20:44] Mitsugu Dad
    I'm the head of this household!
    I won't allow it!
[20:47] Mitsugu
    I'm the head of this household!
[20:49] Mitsugu Dad
    No enemy of humanity will
    be part of my family!
[20:57] Deliveryman
    Hello, Bat Delivery Service here.
[20:59] Deliveryman
    I'm here to pick up and deliver a package.
[21:01] Mitsugu
    Pick up and deliver?
[21:02] Deliveryman
    I've been asked to deliver one
    coffin by cash on delivery.
[21:05] Mitsugu
    A coffin? I didn't place that order.
[21:08] Deliveryman
    It says here that it was
    ordered by a Doctor Chihiro.
[21:12] Mitsugu
    Chihiro?
[21:13] Mitsugu
    I see. She wanted to get Mai's dad
    away from mine while he's asleep.
[21:18] Deliveryman
    I'll be taking this.
[21:35] Mitsugu Dad
    Romania, huh?
[21:37] Mitsugu Dad
    All right. I'll beat him
    there and finish him off.
[21:42] Mitsugu
    What? Wait, Dad!
[21:45] Mitsugu Dad
    Remember this, my daughter.
[21:47] Mitsugu Dad
    Vampires are enemies of humanity.
[21:51] Mitsugu Dad
    Your friendship shall never pay off!
[22:05] Mitsugu Dad
    Your friendship shall never pay off!
SIGN    Episode 6 "Castle of Vania"
[23:45] Chihiro
    Mai will play Dracula, lady of the castle.
[23:48] Chihiro
    Vampire hunter Simon Belmond will
    be played by Bamban Mitsugu.
[23:52] Chihiro
    Block 1 boss Franken will
    be played by Katsuno.
[23:53] Chihiro
    The night school shall participate in the
    school festival by putting on a play.
[23:55] Chihiro
    Block 2 boss Medusa will be played by Nami.