E1 - The Magical Revolution of the Princess and the Young Lady

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[00:10] AdventurerA
    Not that way!
[00:11] AdventurerB
    Help her! Quick!
[00:39] Veteran Adventurer
    It's pointless.
[00:41] Veteran Adventurer
    Don't bother.
[00:44] Young Adventurer
    Maybe it is, but I can't just do nothing!
[00:46] Veteran Adventurer
    Hey!
[00:54] Anisphia
    Hey!
[00:55] Anisphia
    Stop!
[00:56] Anisphia
    Don't butt in!
[01:13] Anisphia
    Did you think you could just take my loot?
[01:25] Veteran Adventurer
    What did I tell you?
    There's no point in helping her.
[01:28] Young Adventurer
    Just who is she, anyway?
[01:34] Veteran Adventurer
    An oddball who shows up
[01:37] Veteran Adventurer
    like the wind, literally,
    wherever there are rare magical beasts.
[01:40] Anisphia
    Ow!
[01:40] Veteran Adventurer
    A freak who fights using
    her mastery of bizarre tools.
[01:44] Veteran Adventurer
    She may look sweet,
[01:46] Veteran Adventurer
    but she's a problem child
    unlike any this kingdom's ever seen.
[01:49] Veteran Adventurer
    And that hair color she doesn't bother
    to hide makes it easy to guess her status.
[01:55] Veteran Adventurer
    That's why they call her...
[01:59] Veteran Adventurer
    the plundering princess of the hunt:
[02:02] Veteran Adventurer
    the "Marauder Princess."
[02:09] Anisphia
    There we go.
[02:11] Anisphia
    Okay, so I'll be taking all of the
    materials from the beasts I killed.
[02:16] Veteran Adventurer
    Of course.
[02:17] Veteran Adventurer
    You saved us a lot of trouble,
    Princess. We appreciate it.
[02:21] Anisphia
    It's no trouble!
    I wanted the materials, anyway.
[02:24] Anisphia
    It's win-win!
[02:28] Anisphia
    Oh, uh...
[02:30] Anisphia
    That means both sides come out on top,
    so everybody's smiling!
[02:32] Anisphia
    Yay, yay! Y'know?
[02:34] Veteran Adventurer
    Ah, right. That is good, indeed.
[02:36] Veteran Adventurer
    Let's hope both sides come out
    smiling every time we meet.
[02:39] Anisphia
    Sure! You can count on me!
[02:44] Anisphia
    Every magician should use their
    magic to make others smile.
[02:49] Anisphia
    That's the kind of magician I want to be!
[02:55] Anisphia
    W-Well, thanks for everything!
[02:59] Young Adventurer
    She's an unusual sort of princess.
[03:01] Veteran Adventurer
    Right?
[03:02] Veteran Adventurer
    She's royalty, and yet she's
    a high-ranking adventurer.
[03:06] Veteran Adventurer
    Some crazy kinda princess, huh?
[03:08] Young Adventurer
    That, too, but if she's royalty,
    she could just use magic.
[03:12] Young Adventurer
    So why does she use those weird tools?
[03:16] Veteran Adventurer
    Oh...
[03:24] Veteran Adventurer
    Because she...
[03:26] Veteran Adventurer
    can't use magic.
SIGN    The Magical Revolution
SIGN    of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady
SIGN    The Magical Revolution
[03:40] Grantz
    Regarding your upcoming schedule...
[03:42] Grantz
    As was discussed in the court council,
[03:43] Grantz
    there is a document seeking
    approval for tax reforms.
[03:46] Orphanse
    Yes, I know.
[03:47] Orphanse
    I'll take care of it today.
[03:51] Grantz
    Prince Algard, if you would read it, as well...
[03:59] Orphanse
    A-Anis—
[04:03] Anisphia
    Father! And Al! Hey there!
[04:05] Algard
    Sister...
[04:08] Orphanse
    You fool!
[04:09] Orphanse
    How does one get so filthy
    first thing in the morning?!
[04:13] Orphanse
    You've been hunting for materials again?
[04:14] Orphanse
    Have you no awareness of your role
    as princess, you foolish girl?!
[04:18] Anisphia
    I-I'm sorry! Please don't hit me!
[04:20] Anisphia
    Corporal punishment in the name
    of discipline is abuse! It's DV!
[04:24] Anisphia
    It's illegal! Criminal! You'll be held liable!
[04:26] Anisphia
    Forced to resign! The kingdom will suffer!
[04:28] Orphanse
    Wh-What in the world are you talking about?
[04:31] Anisphia
    Yes! I argued him down! Now's my chance!
[04:37] Orphanse
    That fool daughter of mine...
[04:43] Grantz
    Hmm...
[04:44] Orphanse
    What is it?
[04:45] Grantz
    The hide of a gray wolf.
[04:47] StatesmanA
    I've heard ordinary swords
    can't even scratch them.
[04:50] StatesmanA
    How did she skin it so cleanly?
[04:52] StatesmanB
    The Mana Blade that Her Highness
    crafted is dreadfully sharp.
[04:56] Grantz
    The study of magical science
    that Her Highness advocates...
[04:59] Grantz
    "Magicology," was it?
[05:01] Grantz
    It is indeed a thing to be feared.
    Most impressive of her.
[05:06] Orphanse
    I swear...
[05:07] Orphanse
    That foolish daughter of mine is
    always so bloody unpredictable!
[05:13] Orphanse
    Just the other day, she said she was
    inventing some new magical tool,
[05:16] Orphanse
    and then she burned down
    half of the royal villa!
[05:18] StatesmanA
    Both His Majesty and the prime minister
    are too soft on that insane princess.
[05:22] StatesmanB
    Yes, but she did renounce
    her right to the throne.
[05:26] StatesmanB
    She can't cause any real harm
    holed up in the royal villa.
[05:29] StatesmanA
    But if that shady magicology
    of hers gets around,
[05:32] StatesmanA
    it may decimate the dignity of the nobility.
[05:34] StatesmanB
    Still, magicology could be of use to us.
[05:37] StatesmanB
    If she actually has a knack
    for magic, it could mean...
[05:43] Chartreuse
    Hmph. A simpleton who can't even
    use magic is nothing to us.
[05:56] Ilia
    You've really done it this time, I see.
[05:59] Anisphia
    Well, some unexpected stuff happened.
[06:02] Ilia
    If you ask me, you yourself are an
    entire bundle of "unexpected."
[06:07] Ilia
    It was when you were five
    years old, wasn't it?
[06:09] Ilia
    When you said out of nowhere
    that you wanted to fly.
[06:18] (Flashback) Anisphia
    If I had magic, I could fly...
[06:24] (Flashback) Anisphia
    With magic... I could fly?
SIGN    The Witch and the Flying Broom
SIGN    The Witch and the Flying Broom
SIGN    The Witch and the Flying Broom
SIGN    The Witch and the Flying Broom
[06:43] (Flashback) Ilia
    Princess!
[06:44] (Flashback) Ilia
    You mustn't run in the corridors.
[06:46] (Flashback) Anisphia
    Let me go! I just remembered something!
[06:48] (Flashback) Anisphia
    I have to ask Father!
[06:50] (Flashback) Ilia
    Ask him for what?
[06:55] (Flashback) Anisphia
    To use magic to fly!
[06:59] Ilia
    Ever since then, you've done all kinds
    of reckless things in your pursuit of flight.
[07:05] Anisphia
    I did, didn't I?
[07:07] Ilia
    Just how many brooms have been
    sacrificed for your cause?
[07:18] Ilia
    I sacrificed another one today.
[07:21] Ilia
    I'll have to get a replacement.
[07:23] Ilia
    It's good of you to worry about the broom,
[07:26] Ilia
    but you should worry
    about yourself, as well.
[07:28] Anisphia
    Thanks.
[07:29] Anisphia
    You're the only one who
    understands me, Ilia.
[07:32] Ilia
    Yes, I understand you
    exceedingly well, Princess.
[07:36] Ilia
    Fantasies about things like being able
    to fly are very common during puberty.
[07:42] Ilia
    Indeed, I understand.
[07:44] Anisphia
    Okay, you don't get it at all.
[07:47] Ilia
    What will you do now?
[07:49] Ilia
    If you will be going out,
    I will attend to your hair.
[07:52] Anisphia
    Yeah, please do. I'm going to see Tilty.
[07:55] Ilia
    To perform an examination?
[07:57] Ilia
    Nope, today we're discussing medication.
[08:00] Ilia
    Ah...
[08:01] Ilia
    That matter.
[08:06] Tilty
    You've brought another enormous
    piece of magicite, I see.
[08:09] Anisphia
    Right? We should be able to make even
    more effective medicine from this!
[08:13] Tilty
    Well, I suppose we can try it.
[08:18] Tilty
    You said you use this
    medicine when fighting.
[08:21] Tilty
    The side effects don't bother you?
[08:23] Anisphia
    Not at all!
[08:24] Anisphia
    At most, you might get a little hyper,
    and it might be a little addictive.
[08:28] Tilty
    Your use of "a little" is hilariously scary.
[08:30] Tilty
    You want to use magic so badly
    that you'd get your hands on this?
[08:34] Tilty
    You really are crazy.
[08:37] Anisphia
    There's no other way, though.
[08:40] Anisphia
    I was born without the ability to use magic.
[08:48] Anisphia
    And I'm royalty! Can you believe it?
[08:50] Anisphia
    It makes things kinda tough.
[08:52] Tilty
    I don't see the problem.
    Magic isn't that big a deal.
[08:57] Anisphia
    That's not true!
[08:59] Anisphia
    Magic is fantastic! Magic is the best!
    Magic is romantic!
[09:03] Tilty
    "Romantic" again?
[09:04] Tilty
    You're talking about absurd
    fantasies like flying, right?
[09:09] Anisphia
    Yeah, exactly!
[09:12] Anisphia
    Wait, "fantasies"? What?
[09:14] Anisphia
    I'd say your doom-and-gloom hobby
    of collecting curses is way more absurd.
[09:18] Tilty
    Well, for me, it's just a hobby.
[09:21] Tilty
    I'm not trying to do it
    for anyone else's sake.
[09:24] Tilty
    But you...
[09:25] Tilty
    You're doing your research because
    you want to make people smile, right?
[09:30] Anisphia
    Y-Yeah, that's right.
[09:33] Anisphia
    Jeez, where'd that come from?
    You're making me blush.
[09:35] Tilty
    I'd call that statement
    an absurd fantasy, too.
[09:39] Anisphia
    Huh?
[09:40] Tilty
    So? Can you fly now?
[09:42] Anisphia
    No, I can still only manage low altitudes.
[09:46] Anisphia
    But if I increase the output,
    I think I can go higher!
[09:49] Anisphia
    If I just shove in even more spirit stones...
[09:52] Anisphia
    But the safety measures
    that would require...
[09:54] Tilty
    What even made you think of doing
    something so needlessly dangerous
[09:58] Tilty
    as flying with magic?
[10:00] Anisphia
    What? Haven't you ever wanted to fly?
[10:02] Tilty
    You're a maverick princess in every
    possible way, you know that?
[10:06] Tilty
    This kingdom's in real trouble
    with a princess like you.
[10:09] Anisphia
    What? I don't want to hear
    that from a noble lady
[10:11] Anisphia
    who went berserk and almost destroyed
    a marquess's household.
[10:14] Anisphia
    Okay?
[10:15] Anisphia
    Anyway, don't worry about my family!
[10:17] Anisphia
    We've got Al, so we're totally fine!
[10:19] Anisphia
    The royal family's in good hands!
[10:20] Tilty
    Oh, right. I heard your
    brother's getting married.
[10:24] Tilty
    What do you think of his fiancée,
    the genius daughter of Duke Magenta?
[10:28] Anisphia
    She's pretty.
[10:30] Tilty
    That's all you can say?
[10:31] Anisphia
    Well, I haven't really spoken with her.
[10:34] Tilty
    Oh? I thought the duke's family
    and the royal family went way back.
[10:39] Tilty
    You've never seen her?
[10:41] Anisphia
    Well... I was pretty young at the time, so...
[11:07] Anisphia
    I don't really remember.
[11:33] Algard
    Oh, so herbal tea is all
    the rage in the castle town?
[11:36] Lainie
    Yes.
[11:37] Lainie
    We make it from herbs
    we've picked ourselves.
[11:39] Algard
    Really? I'd love to have some with you soon.
[11:43] Lainie
    What? Oh, but... it's really nothing special...
[11:46] LadyA
    Lady Lainie is with Prince Algard again.
[11:48] Algard
    I don't mind. The time spent with
    you is what gives it meaning.
[11:49] LadyB
    Wasn't she born a commoner?
[11:51] Algard
    Listening to your stories gives me peace.
[11:53] LadyA
    Yes. Her father was granted the rank
    of baron for his distinguished service.
[11:57] LadyB
    Well, that is lovely.
[12:00] LadyA
    But for her to spend all her time with
    people as high-ranking as the prince...
[12:04] LadyB
    Yes, not to mention that
    the prince is betrothed,
[12:07] LadyB
    and he'll be graduating soon.
[12:10] Euphyllia
    I'm sure he's merely being courteous
    to Baron Cyan's daughter.
[12:14] Euphyllia
    I think being considerate of school friends
[12:17] Euphyllia
    is a very admirable trait for a royal to have.
[12:19] LadyA
    Y-Yes, you're right.
[12:22] LadyB
    If that's what you say, Lady Euphyllia,
    then it's absolutely true!
[12:42] Algard
    You're still here?
[12:44] Euphyllia
    I've been waiting for you.
[12:48] Algard
    You really went to a lot of trouble.
[12:50] Algard
    Everyone knows this marriage
    is strictly political.
[12:54] Algard
    What's the point of a tea party?
[12:55] Euphyllia
    Formalities such as this are essential
    precisely because it is political.
[13:00] Euphyllia
    We need to build mutual trust
    and knowledge of each other.
[13:05] Euphyllia
    As the ones who will inherit the kingdom—
[13:07] Algard
    As usual, you're so perfect, it's disgusting.
[13:12] Euphyllia
    I am merely trying to
    fulfill my role as a noble.
[13:14] Algard
    Hah. Nobility? Worthless.
[13:17] Euphyllia
    Your Highness, please refrain from
    behaving that way here at the castle.
[13:21] Euphyllia
    No, not only at the castle.
    At the academy, as well.
[13:24] Algard
    The academy?
[13:26] Algard
    What are you getting at?
[13:30] Euphyllia
    I said the same thing to
    Baron Cyan's daughter,
[13:33] Euphyllia
    but I would like you to
    bear it in mind, as well.
[13:41] Euphyllia
    You and I are betrothed.
[13:44] Euphyllia
    To avoid causing unwanted rumors,
[13:46] Euphyllia
    I believe you should choose
    your friends carefully.
[13:50] Algard
    As if we have the right to choose
    anything for ourselves.
[13:55] Algard
    But your advice is valuable.
    I'll accept it with gratitude.
[13:59] Algard
    You can just let me choose
    who's worthy of being with me.
[14:03] Euphyllia
    What do you mean?
[14:04] Algard
    Do I really have to spell it out?
[14:07] Algard
    I thought a duke's genius daughter,
    the noblest noble around,
[14:10] Algard
    would pick up easily on insinuations.
[14:19] Algard
    Are we done?
[14:26] Algard
    Looks like we both wasted our time.
[14:41] Anisphia
    The brooms in the castle
    really are the best around!
[14:44] Anisphia
    Just look at this! Isn't it great?
[14:46] Ilia
    You truly do love brooms, don't you?
[14:49] Anisphia
    Yeah, I do!
[14:51] Anisphia
    I love them so much,
    I swept away my right to the throne!
[14:54] Ilia
    No one is going to laugh at that.
[14:58] Anisphia
    A-Al! This isn't what it looks like!
    I'm not stealing it!
[15:01] Anisphia
    I was just cleaning the...
[15:08] Anisphia
    That rebellious phase...
[15:13] Anisphia
    Weather: perfect!
[15:15] Anisphia
    Wind speed: perfect!
[15:16] Anisphia
    Gear: all set!
[15:18] Anisphia
    Safety checks: complete!
[15:20] Anisphia
    It's the perfect night for experimenting!
[15:23] Ilia
    Please wait a moment.
[15:25] Ilia
    It's quite cold out tonight.
[15:27] Anisphia
    Ooh, you're the best, Ilia! Thanks!
[15:31] Ilia
    Please remember,
[15:33] Ilia
    you mustn't go too high or too fast.
[15:35] Ilia
    If anything goes wrong...
[15:37] Anisphia
    I know, I know. You worry too much.
[15:41] Ilia
    Of course I'm going to worry.
[15:43] Ilia
    I can't allow anything
    to happen to our princess,
[15:46] Ilia
    and above all, you can't use magic,
[15:49] Ilia
    so if anything happens
    in the air, you won't be—
[15:51] Anisphia
    Well, I'm off! Have some hot tea
    waiting when I get back!
[16:00] Ilia
    As you wish, Princess.
[16:05] Anisphia
    I'm really flying!
[16:07] Anisphia
    My dream from my previous
    life has come true!
[16:22] StudentA
    I'm so glad we made it to graduation.
[16:25] StudentB
    Yeah, really. I almost got
    held back for lack of credits.
[16:29] StudentA
    You're going back home
    after graduation, right?
[16:30] Male Student
    So this is our last soirée at this academy.
[16:33] Female Student
    Indeed. We are graduating, after all.
[16:38] Lady
    So the rumor was true.
[16:40] Son
    Yeah. Her personality's so
    overwhelming that the prince...
[17:09] StudentA
    Duke Magenta's daughter is here alone?
[17:11] StudentB
    What about the prince?
[17:14] StudentA
    The prince... Wait, that can't be...
[17:18] StudentB
    Oh, my goodness! Look at who he's escorting!
[17:34] Algard
    Everyone, congratulations on graduating.
[17:36] Algard
    I'm pleased to have arrived
    at this occasion with all of you.
[17:40] Algard
    This is a joyous day for celebrating
    the start of our new lives,
[17:43] Algard
    but there is something
    I need to say to all of you.
[17:49] Algard
    I hereby declare that I am calling off
    my engagement to Euphyllia Magenta!
[17:56] StudentA
    The prince just called off
    his own engagement?
[17:59] StudentB
    But why would Lady Euphyllia...
[18:05] Euphyllia
    Prince Algard, why are you
    calling off our engagement?
[18:08] Algard
    I decided that you are not worthy
    of being engaged to me.
[18:14] Algard
    You can make no excuses for the many
    atrocities you've committed against Lainie!
[18:20] Euphyllia
    If you're speaking of the advice
    I gave to Lady Lainie,
[18:23] Euphyllia
    I meant no ill will against her!
[18:28] Euphyllia
    Has the king agreed with your decision?
[18:31] Algard
    I'll get my father's approval later.
[18:34] Euphyllia
    How could you call off the engagement your
    father chose for you without his consent?!
[18:38] Algard
    Who should I feel afraid of?
[18:40] Algard
    Times change!
[18:41] Algard
    I will choose my own path
    at my own discretion!
[18:44] Euphyllia
    But there are certain standards
    to which you must adhere!
[18:47] Euphyllia
    Please reconsider!
[18:49] Euphyllia
    Have you truly become so blind?
[18:52] Algard
    You have the nerve to call me blind?
[18:55] Algard
    You are the blind one, Euphyllia!
[18:57] Algard
    You want to be queen so badly,
    you refuse to see anything else!
[19:00] Algard
    That makes you unworthy!
[19:02] Algard
    Lainie has endured excessive
    bullying, stealing, and harm—
[19:06] Algard
    even plans to have her assassinated!
[19:08] Algard
    And I know you were behind all of it!
[19:14] Euphyllia
    I've told you, I have no idea what—
[19:15] Moritz
    I can testify.
[19:17] Moritz
    We have witnessed the many evil deeds
    she has orchestrated against Lady Lainie.
[19:22] Navre
    Lainie may have been born a commoner,
[19:24] Navre
    but the reprehension against her
    has been taken too far.
[19:27] Saran
    Apparently, she forced her followers
[19:29] Saran
    to harass Lady Lainie so that she
    wouldn't get her own hands dirty.
[19:33] Euphyllia
    What... is going on?
[19:43] Euphyllia
    I considered it my duty...
[19:46] Euphyllia
    I wanted to set an example for others,
[19:49] Euphyllia
    to be strong and righteous as the
    future queen and a duke's daughter...
[19:55] Algard
    Too bad, Euphyllia.
[19:58] Algard
    Repent for all the wrong you've done,
[20:00] Algard
    and apologize to Lainie.
[20:03] Euphyllia
    I...
[20:40] Anisphia
    Ow... Total control failure...
[20:45] Algard
    You're...
[20:47] Anisphia
    Oh, Al! Hiyas!
[20:50] Algard
    Sister...
[20:53] Anisphia
    Uh, did I... drop in at a bad time?
[21:00] Anisphia
    Hey, c'mon, Al.
[21:01] Anisphia
    Why are you waiting on another girl
    when Lady Euphyllia is right there?
[21:05] Algard
    That's none of your business!
[21:06] Anisphia
    Hey, no need to get so angry.
[21:08] Anisphia
    Jeez, he's super pissed.
    Talk about scary. What's his deal?
[21:12] Anisphia
    Lady Euphyllia?
[21:13] Anisphia
    So, uh, what's going on?
[21:15] Anisphia
    Is she his prospective
    mistress or something?
[21:27] Anisphia
    Wait, did he... call off your engagement?
[21:33] Anisphia
    Oh, man! For real? That actually happens?
[21:42] Anisphia
    All right! I've decided!
[21:53] Anisphia
    I'll take you away!
[22:08] Anisphia
    C'mon, let's go! Right now!
[22:13] Anisphia
    Up you go!
[22:14] Euphyllia
    Wh-Wha... Wait! Please put me down!
[22:18] Anisphia
    So anyway, Al...
[22:20] Anisphia
    I'll just take this little story back home.
[22:24] Algard
    Wait!
[22:34] Algard
    Sister!
[22:42] Euphyllia
    W-We're flying?!
[22:44] Anisphia
    Welcome to your journey through
    the skies, Lady Euphyllia!
[22:49] Lumiere
    The story you are about to hear
[22:51] Lumiere
    is the story of two young girls
    from a certain kingdom.
[22:55] Lumiere
    The story of a princess who loved
    magic more than anyone else,
[22:57] Lumiere
    but whom magic did not love in return.
[23:01] Lumiere
    The story of a noble lady
[23:04] Lumiere
    who was born with everything,
    but had nothing.
[23:08] Lumiere
    The story of their revolution.
[23:10] Lumiere
    This is the beginning of that story.
[23:15] Euphyllia
    Um, where are we going?
[23:17] Anisphia
    To see my father and Duke Grantz.
[23:19] Euphyllia
    Why?
[23:21] Anisphia
    Because I'm the Marauder Princess.
[23:24] Anisphia
    I'm gonna ask them to let me have you!
[23:28] Euphyllia
    Huh?
[23:29] Euphyllia
    What?!
SIGN    Episode One
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    The Magical Revolution of the
    Princess and the Young Lady
SIGN    Episode Two
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Acquisition of an Assistant
     for Both Profit and Pleasure