E1 - The Magical Revolution of the Princess and the Young Lady
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[00:10] AdventurerA
Not that way!
[00:11] AdventurerB
Help her! Quick!
[00:39] Veteran Adventurer
It's pointless.
[00:41] Veteran Adventurer
Don't bother.
[00:44] Young Adventurer
Maybe it is, but I can't just do nothing!
[00:46] Veteran Adventurer
Hey!
[00:54] Anisphia
Hey!
[00:55] Anisphia
Stop!
[00:56] Anisphia
Don't butt in!
[01:13] Anisphia
Did you think you could just take my loot?
[01:25] Veteran Adventurer
What did I tell you?
There's no point in helping her.
[01:28] Young Adventurer
Just who is she, anyway?
[01:34] Veteran Adventurer
An oddball who shows up
[01:37] Veteran Adventurer
like the wind, literally,
wherever there are rare magical beasts.
[01:40] Anisphia
Ow!
[01:40] Veteran Adventurer
A freak who fights using
her mastery of bizarre tools.
[01:44] Veteran Adventurer
She may look sweet,
[01:46] Veteran Adventurer
but she's a problem child
unlike any this kingdom's ever seen.
[01:49] Veteran Adventurer
And that hair color she doesn't bother
to hide makes it easy to guess her status.
[01:55] Veteran Adventurer
That's why they call her...
[01:59] Veteran Adventurer
the plundering princess of the hunt:
[02:02] Veteran Adventurer
the "Marauder Princess."
[02:09] Anisphia
There we go.
[02:11] Anisphia
Okay, so I'll be taking all of the
materials from the beasts I killed.
[02:16] Veteran Adventurer
Of course.
[02:17] Veteran Adventurer
You saved us a lot of trouble,
Princess. We appreciate it.
[02:21] Anisphia
It's no trouble!
I wanted the materials, anyway.
[02:24] Anisphia
It's win-win!
[02:28] Anisphia
Oh, uh...
[02:30] Anisphia
That means both sides come out on top,
so everybody's smiling!
[02:32] Anisphia
Yay, yay! Y'know?
[02:34] Veteran Adventurer
Ah, right. That is good, indeed.
[02:36] Veteran Adventurer
Let's hope both sides come out
smiling every time we meet.
[02:39] Anisphia
Sure! You can count on me!
[02:44] Anisphia
Every magician should use their
magic to make others smile.
[02:49] Anisphia
That's the kind of magician I want to be!
[02:55] Anisphia
W-Well, thanks for everything!
[02:59] Young Adventurer
She's an unusual sort of princess.
[03:01] Veteran Adventurer
Right?
[03:02] Veteran Adventurer
She's royalty, and yet she's
a high-ranking adventurer.
[03:06] Veteran Adventurer
Some crazy kinda princess, huh?
[03:08] Young Adventurer
That, too, but if she's royalty,
she could just use magic.
[03:12] Young Adventurer
So why does she use those weird tools?
[03:16] Veteran Adventurer
Oh...
[03:24] Veteran Adventurer
Because she...
[03:26] Veteran Adventurer
can't use magic.
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[03:40] Grantz
Regarding your upcoming schedule...
[03:42] Grantz
As was discussed in the court council,
[03:43] Grantz
there is a document seeking
approval for tax reforms.
[03:46] Orphanse
Yes, I know.
[03:47] Orphanse
I'll take care of it today.
[03:51] Grantz
Prince Algard, if you would read it, as well...
[03:59] Orphanse
A-Anis—
[04:03] Anisphia
Father! And Al! Hey there!
[04:05] Algard
Sister...
[04:08] Orphanse
You fool!
[04:09] Orphanse
How does one get so filthy
first thing in the morning?!
[04:13] Orphanse
You've been hunting for materials again?
[04:14] Orphanse
Have you no awareness of your role
as princess, you foolish girl?!
[04:18] Anisphia
I-I'm sorry! Please don't hit me!
[04:20] Anisphia
Corporal punishment in the name
of discipline is abuse! It's DV!
[04:24] Anisphia
It's illegal! Criminal! You'll be held liable!
[04:26] Anisphia
Forced to resign! The kingdom will suffer!
[04:28] Orphanse
Wh-What in the world are you talking about?
[04:31] Anisphia
Yes! I argued him down! Now's my chance!
[04:37] Orphanse
That fool daughter of mine...
[04:43] Grantz
Hmm...
[04:44] Orphanse
What is it?
[04:45] Grantz
The hide of a gray wolf.
[04:47] StatesmanA
I've heard ordinary swords
can't even scratch them.
[04:50] StatesmanA
How did she skin it so cleanly?
[04:52] StatesmanB
The Mana Blade that Her Highness
crafted is dreadfully sharp.
[04:56] Grantz
The study of magical science
that Her Highness advocates...
[04:59] Grantz
"Magicology," was it?
[05:01] Grantz
It is indeed a thing to be feared.
Most impressive of her.
[05:06] Orphanse
I swear...
[05:07] Orphanse
That foolish daughter of mine is
always so bloody unpredictable!
[05:13] Orphanse
Just the other day, she said she was
inventing some new magical tool,
[05:16] Orphanse
and then she burned down
half of the royal villa!
[05:18] StatesmanA
Both His Majesty and the prime minister
are too soft on that insane princess.
[05:22] StatesmanB
Yes, but she did renounce
her right to the throne.
[05:26] StatesmanB
She can't cause any real harm
holed up in the royal villa.
[05:29] StatesmanA
But if that shady magicology
of hers gets around,
[05:32] StatesmanA
it may decimate the dignity of the nobility.
[05:34] StatesmanB
Still, magicology could be of use to us.
[05:37] StatesmanB
If she actually has a knack
for magic, it could mean...
[05:43] Chartreuse
Hmph. A simpleton who can't even
use magic is nothing to us.
[05:56] Ilia
You've really done it this time, I see.
[05:59] Anisphia
Well, some unexpected stuff happened.
[06:02] Ilia
If you ask me, you yourself are an
entire bundle of "unexpected."
[06:07] Ilia
It was when you were five
years old, wasn't it?
[06:09] Ilia
When you said out of nowhere
that you wanted to fly.
[06:18] (Flashback) Anisphia
If I had magic, I could fly...
[06:24] (Flashback) Anisphia
With magic... I could fly?
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[06:43] (Flashback) Ilia
Princess!
[06:44] (Flashback) Ilia
You mustn't run in the corridors.
[06:46] (Flashback) Anisphia
Let me go! I just remembered something!
[06:48] (Flashback) Anisphia
I have to ask Father!
[06:50] (Flashback) Ilia
Ask him for what?
[06:55] (Flashback) Anisphia
To use magic to fly!
[06:59] Ilia
Ever since then, you've done all kinds
of reckless things in your pursuit of flight.
[07:05] Anisphia
I did, didn't I?
[07:07] Ilia
Just how many brooms have been
sacrificed for your cause?
[07:18] Ilia
I sacrificed another one today.
[07:21] Ilia
I'll have to get a replacement.
[07:23] Ilia
It's good of you to worry about the broom,
[07:26] Ilia
but you should worry
about yourself, as well.
[07:28] Anisphia
Thanks.
[07:29] Anisphia
You're the only one who
understands me, Ilia.
[07:32] Ilia
Yes, I understand you
exceedingly well, Princess.
[07:36] Ilia
Fantasies about things like being able
to fly are very common during puberty.
[07:42] Ilia
Indeed, I understand.
[07:44] Anisphia
Okay, you don't get it at all.
[07:47] Ilia
What will you do now?
[07:49] Ilia
If you will be going out,
I will attend to your hair.
[07:52] Anisphia
Yeah, please do. I'm going to see Tilty.
[07:55] Ilia
To perform an examination?
[07:57] Ilia
Nope, today we're discussing medication.
[08:00] Ilia
Ah...
[08:01] Ilia
That matter.
[08:06] Tilty
You've brought another enormous
piece of magicite, I see.
[08:09] Anisphia
Right? We should be able to make even
more effective medicine from this!
[08:13] Tilty
Well, I suppose we can try it.
[08:18] Tilty
You said you use this
medicine when fighting.
[08:21] Tilty
The side effects don't bother you?
[08:23] Anisphia
Not at all!
[08:24] Anisphia
At most, you might get a little hyper,
and it might be a little addictive.
[08:28] Tilty
Your use of "a little" is hilariously scary.
[08:30] Tilty
You want to use magic so badly
that you'd get your hands on this?
[08:34] Tilty
You really are crazy.
[08:37] Anisphia
There's no other way, though.
[08:40] Anisphia
I was born without the ability to use magic.
[08:48] Anisphia
And I'm royalty! Can you believe it?
[08:50] Anisphia
It makes things kinda tough.
[08:52] Tilty
I don't see the problem.
Magic isn't that big a deal.
[08:57] Anisphia
That's not true!
[08:59] Anisphia
Magic is fantastic! Magic is the best!
Magic is romantic!
[09:03] Tilty
"Romantic" again?
[09:04] Tilty
You're talking about absurd
fantasies like flying, right?
[09:09] Anisphia
Yeah, exactly!
[09:12] Anisphia
Wait, "fantasies"? What?
[09:14] Anisphia
I'd say your doom-and-gloom hobby
of collecting curses is way more absurd.
[09:18] Tilty
Well, for me, it's just a hobby.
[09:21] Tilty
I'm not trying to do it
for anyone else's sake.
[09:24] Tilty
But you...
[09:25] Tilty
You're doing your research because
you want to make people smile, right?
[09:30] Anisphia
Y-Yeah, that's right.
[09:33] Anisphia
Jeez, where'd that come from?
You're making me blush.
[09:35] Tilty
I'd call that statement
an absurd fantasy, too.
[09:39] Anisphia
Huh?
[09:40] Tilty
So? Can you fly now?
[09:42] Anisphia
No, I can still only manage low altitudes.
[09:46] Anisphia
But if I increase the output,
I think I can go higher!
[09:49] Anisphia
If I just shove in even more spirit stones...
[09:52] Anisphia
But the safety measures
that would require...
[09:54] Tilty
What even made you think of doing
something so needlessly dangerous
[09:58] Tilty
as flying with magic?
[10:00] Anisphia
What? Haven't you ever wanted to fly?
[10:02] Tilty
You're a maverick princess in every
possible way, you know that?
[10:06] Tilty
This kingdom's in real trouble
with a princess like you.
[10:09] Anisphia
What? I don't want to hear
that from a noble lady
[10:11] Anisphia
who went berserk and almost destroyed
a marquess's household.
[10:14] Anisphia
Okay?
[10:15] Anisphia
Anyway, don't worry about my family!
[10:17] Anisphia
We've got Al, so we're totally fine!
[10:19] Anisphia
The royal family's in good hands!
[10:20] Tilty
Oh, right. I heard your
brother's getting married.
[10:24] Tilty
What do you think of his fiancée,
the genius daughter of Duke Magenta?
[10:28] Anisphia
She's pretty.
[10:30] Tilty
That's all you can say?
[10:31] Anisphia
Well, I haven't really spoken with her.
[10:34] Tilty
Oh? I thought the duke's family
and the royal family went way back.
[10:39] Tilty
You've never seen her?
[10:41] Anisphia
Well... I was pretty young at the time, so...
[11:07] Anisphia
I don't really remember.
[11:33] Algard
Oh, so herbal tea is all
the rage in the castle town?
[11:36] Lainie
Yes.
[11:37] Lainie
We make it from herbs
we've picked ourselves.
[11:39] Algard
Really? I'd love to have some with you soon.
[11:43] Lainie
What? Oh, but... it's really nothing special...
[11:46] LadyA
Lady Lainie is with Prince Algard again.
[11:48] Algard
I don't mind. The time spent with
you is what gives it meaning.
[11:49] LadyB
Wasn't she born a commoner?
[11:51] Algard
Listening to your stories gives me peace.
[11:53] LadyA
Yes. Her father was granted the rank
of baron for his distinguished service.
[11:57] LadyB
Well, that is lovely.
[12:00] LadyA
But for her to spend all her time with
people as high-ranking as the prince...
[12:04] LadyB
Yes, not to mention that
the prince is betrothed,
[12:07] LadyB
and he'll be graduating soon.
[12:10] Euphyllia
I'm sure he's merely being courteous
to Baron Cyan's daughter.
[12:14] Euphyllia
I think being considerate of school friends
[12:17] Euphyllia
is a very admirable trait for a royal to have.
[12:19] LadyA
Y-Yes, you're right.
[12:22] LadyB
If that's what you say, Lady Euphyllia,
then it's absolutely true!
[12:42] Algard
You're still here?
[12:44] Euphyllia
I've been waiting for you.
[12:48] Algard
You really went to a lot of trouble.
[12:50] Algard
Everyone knows this marriage
is strictly political.
[12:54] Algard
What's the point of a tea party?
[12:55] Euphyllia
Formalities such as this are essential
precisely because it is political.
[13:00] Euphyllia
We need to build mutual trust
and knowledge of each other.
[13:05] Euphyllia
As the ones who will inherit the kingdom—
[13:07] Algard
As usual, you're so perfect, it's disgusting.
[13:12] Euphyllia
I am merely trying to
fulfill my role as a noble.
[13:14] Algard
Hah. Nobility? Worthless.
[13:17] Euphyllia
Your Highness, please refrain from
behaving that way here at the castle.
[13:21] Euphyllia
No, not only at the castle.
At the academy, as well.
[13:24] Algard
The academy?
[13:26] Algard
What are you getting at?
[13:30] Euphyllia
I said the same thing to
Baron Cyan's daughter,
[13:33] Euphyllia
but I would like you to
bear it in mind, as well.
[13:41] Euphyllia
You and I are betrothed.
[13:44] Euphyllia
To avoid causing unwanted rumors,
[13:46] Euphyllia
I believe you should choose
your friends carefully.
[13:50] Algard
As if we have the right to choose
anything for ourselves.
[13:55] Algard
But your advice is valuable.
I'll accept it with gratitude.
[13:59] Algard
You can just let me choose
who's worthy of being with me.
[14:03] Euphyllia
What do you mean?
[14:04] Algard
Do I really have to spell it out?
[14:07] Algard
I thought a duke's genius daughter,
the noblest noble around,
[14:10] Algard
would pick up easily on insinuations.
[14:19] Algard
Are we done?
[14:26] Algard
Looks like we both wasted our time.
[14:41] Anisphia
The brooms in the castle
really are the best around!
[14:44] Anisphia
Just look at this! Isn't it great?
[14:46] Ilia
You truly do love brooms, don't you?
[14:49] Anisphia
Yeah, I do!
[14:51] Anisphia
I love them so much,
I swept away my right to the throne!
[14:54] Ilia
No one is going to laugh at that.
[14:58] Anisphia
A-Al! This isn't what it looks like!
I'm not stealing it!
[15:01] Anisphia
I was just cleaning the...
[15:08] Anisphia
That rebellious phase...
[15:13] Anisphia
Weather: perfect!
[15:15] Anisphia
Wind speed: perfect!
[15:16] Anisphia
Gear: all set!
[15:18] Anisphia
Safety checks: complete!
[15:20] Anisphia
It's the perfect night for experimenting!
[15:23] Ilia
Please wait a moment.
[15:25] Ilia
It's quite cold out tonight.
[15:27] Anisphia
Ooh, you're the best, Ilia! Thanks!
[15:31] Ilia
Please remember,
[15:33] Ilia
you mustn't go too high or too fast.
[15:35] Ilia
If anything goes wrong...
[15:37] Anisphia
I know, I know. You worry too much.
[15:41] Ilia
Of course I'm going to worry.
[15:43] Ilia
I can't allow anything
to happen to our princess,
[15:46] Ilia
and above all, you can't use magic,
[15:49] Ilia
so if anything happens
in the air, you won't be—
[15:51] Anisphia
Well, I'm off! Have some hot tea
waiting when I get back!
[16:00] Ilia
As you wish, Princess.
[16:05] Anisphia
I'm really flying!
[16:07] Anisphia
My dream from my previous
life has come true!
[16:22] StudentA
I'm so glad we made it to graduation.
[16:25] StudentB
Yeah, really. I almost got
held back for lack of credits.
[16:29] StudentA
You're going back home
after graduation, right?
[16:30] Male Student
So this is our last soirée at this academy.
[16:33] Female Student
Indeed. We are graduating, after all.
[16:38] Lady
So the rumor was true.
[16:40] Son
Yeah. Her personality's so
overwhelming that the prince...
[17:09] StudentA
Duke Magenta's daughter is here alone?
[17:11] StudentB
What about the prince?
[17:14] StudentA
The prince... Wait, that can't be...
[17:18] StudentB
Oh, my goodness! Look at who he's escorting!
[17:34] Algard
Everyone, congratulations on graduating.
[17:36] Algard
I'm pleased to have arrived
at this occasion with all of you.
[17:40] Algard
This is a joyous day for celebrating
the start of our new lives,
[17:43] Algard
but there is something
I need to say to all of you.
[17:49] Algard
I hereby declare that I am calling off
my engagement to Euphyllia Magenta!
[17:56] StudentA
The prince just called off
his own engagement?
[17:59] StudentB
But why would Lady Euphyllia...
[18:05] Euphyllia
Prince Algard, why are you
calling off our engagement?
[18:08] Algard
I decided that you are not worthy
of being engaged to me.
[18:14] Algard
You can make no excuses for the many
atrocities you've committed against Lainie!
[18:20] Euphyllia
If you're speaking of the advice
I gave to Lady Lainie,
[18:23] Euphyllia
I meant no ill will against her!
[18:28] Euphyllia
Has the king agreed with your decision?
[18:31] Algard
I'll get my father's approval later.
[18:34] Euphyllia
How could you call off the engagement your
father chose for you without his consent?!
[18:38] Algard
Who should I feel afraid of?
[18:40] Algard
Times change!
[18:41] Algard
I will choose my own path
at my own discretion!
[18:44] Euphyllia
But there are certain standards
to which you must adhere!
[18:47] Euphyllia
Please reconsider!
[18:49] Euphyllia
Have you truly become so blind?
[18:52] Algard
You have the nerve to call me blind?
[18:55] Algard
You are the blind one, Euphyllia!
[18:57] Algard
You want to be queen so badly,
you refuse to see anything else!
[19:00] Algard
That makes you unworthy!
[19:02] Algard
Lainie has endured excessive
bullying, stealing, and harm—
[19:06] Algard
even plans to have her assassinated!
[19:08] Algard
And I know you were behind all of it!
[19:14] Euphyllia
I've told you, I have no idea what—
[19:15] Moritz
I can testify.
[19:17] Moritz
We have witnessed the many evil deeds
she has orchestrated against Lady Lainie.
[19:22] Navre
Lainie may have been born a commoner,
[19:24] Navre
but the reprehension against her
has been taken too far.
[19:27] Saran
Apparently, she forced her followers
[19:29] Saran
to harass Lady Lainie so that she
wouldn't get her own hands dirty.
[19:33] Euphyllia
What... is going on?
[19:43] Euphyllia
I considered it my duty...
[19:46] Euphyllia
I wanted to set an example for others,
[19:49] Euphyllia
to be strong and righteous as the
future queen and a duke's daughter...
[19:55] Algard
Too bad, Euphyllia.
[19:58] Algard
Repent for all the wrong you've done,
[20:00] Algard
and apologize to Lainie.
[20:03] Euphyllia
I...
[20:40] Anisphia
Ow... Total control failure...
[20:45] Algard
You're...
[20:47] Anisphia
Oh, Al! Hiyas!
[20:50] Algard
Sister...
[20:53] Anisphia
Uh, did I... drop in at a bad time?
[21:00] Anisphia
Hey, c'mon, Al.
[21:01] Anisphia
Why are you waiting on another girl
when Lady Euphyllia is right there?
[21:05] Algard
That's none of your business!
[21:06] Anisphia
Hey, no need to get so angry.
[21:08] Anisphia
Jeez, he's super pissed.
Talk about scary. What's his deal?
[21:12] Anisphia
Lady Euphyllia?
[21:13] Anisphia
So, uh, what's going on?
[21:15] Anisphia
Is she his prospective
mistress or something?
[21:27] Anisphia
Wait, did he... call off your engagement?
[21:33] Anisphia
Oh, man! For real? That actually happens?
[21:42] Anisphia
All right! I've decided!
[21:53] Anisphia
I'll take you away!
[22:08] Anisphia
C'mon, let's go! Right now!
[22:13] Anisphia
Up you go!
[22:14] Euphyllia
Wh-Wha... Wait! Please put me down!
[22:18] Anisphia
So anyway, Al...
[22:20] Anisphia
I'll just take this little story back home.
[22:24] Algard
Wait!
[22:34] Algard
Sister!
[22:42] Euphyllia
W-We're flying?!
[22:44] Anisphia
Welcome to your journey through
the skies, Lady Euphyllia!
[22:49] Lumiere
The story you are about to hear
[22:51] Lumiere
is the story of two young girls
from a certain kingdom.
[22:55] Lumiere
The story of a princess who loved
magic more than anyone else,
[22:57] Lumiere
but whom magic did not love in return.
[23:01] Lumiere
The story of a noble lady
[23:04] Lumiere
who was born with everything,
but had nothing.
[23:08] Lumiere
The story of their revolution.
[23:10] Lumiere
This is the beginning of that story.
[23:15] Euphyllia
Um, where are we going?
[23:17] Anisphia
To see my father and Duke Grantz.
[23:19] Euphyllia
Why?
[23:21] Anisphia
Because I'm the Marauder Princess.
[23:24] Anisphia
I'm gonna ask them to let me have you!
[23:28] Euphyllia
Huh?
[23:29] Euphyllia
What?!
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The Magical Revolution of the
Princess and the Young Lady
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Acquisition of an Assistant
for Both Profit and Pleasure