E3 - Disguise Yourself! Infiltrating the Red Light District

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[00:15] Ichibanboshi
    Hey, who's that guy?
[00:17] Sakuya
    Dumboshi, stay back.
[00:19] Ichibanboshi
    I'm not the one who wanted to come here.
[00:21] Ichibanboshi
    It was Kotetsu.
[00:23] Kawakami
    Sakuya, you cannot escape.
[00:26] Kawakami
    Not from us, or from the
    guilt of killing your father.
[00:33] Ichibanboshi
    What? You killed your dad?
[00:39] Kawakami
    I'll start by eliminating this pest.
[00:44] Ichibanboshi
    Whoa!
[00:52] Kawakami
    That sword is too good for
    one as inexperienced as you.
[00:55] Kawakami
    You can lament your mistake
    in the underworld.
[00:58] Sakuya
    Kawakami!
[01:02] Kawakami
    Sakuya, you are one who
    lives in the darkness.
[01:08] Kawakami
    The light will never be yours.
[01:21] Sakuya
    That took as long as I expected.
[01:25] Ichibanboshi
    Hey, hold on a second.
[01:27] Sakuya
    No need to thank me.
[01:28] Ichibanboshi
    Is what he said earlier true?
[01:32] Sakuya
    I've counted all the people
    I've killed until now.
[01:37] Sakuya
    And the first one was my father.
SIGN    Shine On!
SIGN    Shine On!
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SIGN    Shine On!
SIGN    Bakumatsu Bad Boys
SIGN    Shinsengumi
    Headquarters
SIGN    Episode Three
    Disguise Yourself! Infiltrating the Red Light District
[03:11] All
    One, two! One, two!
[03:19] All
    One, two! One, two!
[03:20] Akira
    Put your hips into it!
[03:22] Akira
    Your opponents will have no
    trouble parrying those blows!
[03:25] Gyataro
    Oh, shut up!
[03:28] Gyataro
    Watch it!
SIGN    Sincerity
[03:32] Todo
    Katamori, thank you for coming.
[03:36] Katamori
    I had some business in the area.
[03:39] Todo
    I've heard those who wish to overthrow
    the shogunate are wandering about.
[03:43] Todo
    Please be careful.
[03:44] Katamori
    Do you recognize the name Katsura Kogoro?
[03:48] Todo
    He's from the Choshu Domain, isn't he?
[03:50] Katamori
    Indeed. The source is unreliable, but I've
     heard Katsura is up to no good.
[03:56] Todo
    The Shinsengumi shall
    look into it immediately.
[04:00] Katamori
    They seem like a lively bunch.
[04:02] Todo
    What? You saw the substitutes?
[04:05] Katamori
    Just now, on my way here.
[04:07] Katamori
    They're rather interesting, aren't they?
[04:09] Todo
    Thank you, sir.
[04:11] Suzuran
    Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
[04:14] Sogen
    The aerodynamics of a wooden sword require
    different calculations from a real sword.
[04:21] Gyataro
    Hey, Sogen.
[04:23] Gyataro
    Could you attach my sword to the end of
    this thing and turn it into a bayonet?
[04:27] Sogen
    That would be a simple modification to make.
[04:30] Bo
    Wow!
[04:32] Gyataro
    For real? Could you take care
    of that real quick later?
[04:35] Suzuran
    Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah!
[04:41] Akira
    Katsu!
[04:43] Akira
    This always happens the
    second I stop watching.
[04:56] Todo
    The Shinsengumi is going
    after Katsura Kogoro.
[04:59] Todo
    While out on patrol, we'll investigate the
    area around the Choshu Domain's mansion.
[05:04] Todo
    Sakuya and Ichibanboshi will—
[05:06] Ichibanboshi
    Hold on.
[05:07] Todo
    What is it?
[05:08] Ichibanboshi
    I'm not doing anything with this guy.
[05:10] Todo
    You're still saying that?
[05:12] Todo
    A samurai always obeys the orders of
    his superior. "No" is not an option.
[05:16] Ichibanboshi
    Well, I can't help what I don't like.
[05:18] Ichibanboshi
    I don't trust this guy.
SIGN    Sincerity
[05:19] Todo
    If you don't stop speaking nonsense,
     I'll cut off your head.
[05:23] Ichibanboshi
    Fine by me. Cut if off, then.
[05:27] Todo
    More nonsense.
[05:28] Suzuran
    What? We need a priest already?
[05:31] Sogen
    Though I'm looking forward to dissecting
    Ichibanboshi-dono's corpse,
[05:34] Sogen
    dealing with the aftermath
    will be mildly troublesome.
[05:37] Akira
    Sogen's right.
[05:39] Akira
    The other members of the Shinsengumi
    already know Ichibanboshi.
[05:43] Akira
    If you want to bring in a new Kondo Isami,
[05:46] Akira
    you'll have to silence the
    other members permanently.
[05:49] Bo
    You mean kill them?
[05:51] Gyataro
    Give me a break. Some of
    them actually look up to us.
[05:56] Bo
    Yeah.
[05:59] Todo
    I'm giving you a different job.
[06:01] Ichibanboshi
    Without Sakuya, right?
[06:03] Todo
    That's right.
[06:04] Ichibanboshi
    Then you got it.
[06:09] Todo
    If anything happens, notify me immediately.
[06:11] All
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    Yoshidaya
[06:25] (Flashback) Akira
    Please don't.
[06:31] (Flashback) Akira
    No! Someone help!
[06:59] Ichibanboshi
    Hey, Akira. How do I look?
[07:02] Ichibanboshi
    Huh? What?
[07:05] Ichibanboshi
    Akira, seriously?
[07:07] Akira
    What? There's nothing unusual
    about a young geisha.
[07:11] Ichibanboshi
    You're pretty as hell.
[07:14] Ichibanboshi
    You should dress like that all the time.
[07:16] Akira
    This is just the disguise I'm wearing
    to infiltrate enemy territory.
[07:20] Ichibanboshi
    Aw, man. What a waste.
[07:24] Akira
    If you look at me like that on
    a regular basis, I'll kill you.
[07:27] Ichibanboshi
    Gotcha.
[07:32] Todo
    You check out that area.
[07:34] Soldier A
    Yes, sir.
[07:36] Todo
    You go that way.
[07:38] Soldier B
    Yes, sir.
[07:41] Todo
    Law enforcement! Open up!
[07:42] Gyataro
    Let's blitz 'em.
[07:45] Maid A
    You're good at that.
[07:47] Ichibanboshi
    I used to cook for my brother all the time.
[07:50] Ichibanboshi
    Tsukito wouldn't eat them unless
    I chopped them up real small.
[07:53] Servant B
    Ichibanboshi!
[07:55] Ichibanboshi
    Coming!
[07:57] Maid
    Ichibanboshi!
[07:58] Ichibanboshi
    On my way!
[08:00] Servant
    Ichibanboshi!
[08:02] Ichibanboshi
    Be right there!
[08:06] Ichibanboshi
    This is tougher than sword practice.
[08:09] Akira
    Where's Katsura Kogoro?
[08:11] Ichibanboshi
    He's not here. Is he really coming?
[08:14] Akira
    That's what we came here to find out.
[08:16] Akira
    Have you gathered any information?
[08:18] Ichibanboshi
    Yeah, actually...
[08:20] Ichibanboshi
    One of the maid's dad hurt his arm,
[08:23] Ichibanboshi
    so he's having his third son give him
    a hand with his plastering business.
[08:25] Akira
    Hold on.
[08:27] Akira
    You don't even understand what
    it means to gather information?
[08:30] Ichibanboshi
    Don't underestimate me.
[08:32] Ichibanboshi
    I've got some juicy information, too.
[08:34] Akira
    Oh?
[08:35] Ichibanboshi
    Tatsu the jester's wife left him after
    he racked up a bunch of gambling debt.
[08:38] Ichibanboshi
    Just the other day, he came
    crying to his landlord and—
[08:41] Akira
    You should be gathering information
    about the Choshu Domain!
[08:43] Ichibanboshi
    Hey, keep your voice down.
[08:47] Todo
    Let me know if you notice
    anything suspicious.
[08:49] Merchant
    Yes, sir. Keep up the good work.
[08:54] Todo
    Where are the others?
[08:56] Sakuya
    They left.
[08:57] Todo
    To go where?
[08:58] Sakuya
    Wherever they pleased.
[09:00] Todo
    They did what? Why didn't you stop them?
[09:03] Bo
    We'll get in trouble if we wander off.
[09:07] Gyataro
    Then you can head back by yourself.
[09:20] Urchin A
    Hey, hey, hey.
[09:21] Gyataro
    Why, you little...
[09:28] Gyataro
    It's good to see you again.
[09:30] Urchin A
    It's been forever.
[09:32] Urchin A
    What have you been up to, brother?
[09:34] Gyataro
    I've been through a lot. These days
    I'm a samurai for the Shinsengumi.
[09:39] Urchin A
    Seriously? You're a samurai?
[09:44] Sogen
    Operating as a group is ineffective
    for gathering information.
[09:48] Suzuran
    You're not wrong.
[09:50] Sogen
    Suzuran-dono, why are you following me?
[09:54] Suzuran
    I wonder why. I'm just doing
    whatever I feel like doing.
[09:58] Older Woman
    My, what a handsome man.
[10:01] Suzuran
    Miss, wanna grab a drink?
[10:03] Older Woman
    Sounds good to me. I'd love to be treated.
[10:07] Older Woman
    What?
[10:08] Sogen
    Hair loss, splotchy skin, and nasal speech.
[10:11] Sogen
    There's a 79.2% chance you have syphilis.
[10:15] Sogen
    If you don't get it treated, you'll die.
[10:17] Old Woman
    Where did that come from, you creep?
[10:21] Suzuran
    You'd better see a doctor.
[10:24] Suzuran
    Otherwise you'll need my services.
[10:27] Sogen
    She might come back.
[10:29] Suzuran
    Huh?
[10:31] Suzuran
    Even though she just walked off
     with a sour look on her face?
[10:35] Suzuran
    Hey, you're right.
[10:37] Suzuran
    Sogen-chan, how'd you know?
[10:41] Sogen
    It's simple.
[10:43] Geisha A
    During the daytime?
[10:45] Geisha B
    Yeah.
[10:47] Fake Katsura
    Who does that traitor think he is?
[10:50] Fake Katsura
    I should be serving the emperor!
[10:56] Fake Katsura
    Who's there?
[10:57] Fake Katsura
    You were eavesdropping, weren't you?
[11:01] Fake Katsura
    Are you spying on me, Katsura Kogoro?
[11:03] Soldier C
    What's going on?
[11:04] Soldier D
    It's a girl.
[11:07] Akira
    I, um...
[11:10] Ikuchiyo
    You're late. You need to do a better
    job remembering where the room is.
[11:15] Ikuchiyo
    Aren't I always telling you that?
[11:17] Akira
    I'm terribly sorry.
[11:19] Fake Katsura
    Ikuchiyo, is she with you?
[11:22] Ikuchiyo
    Indeed she is, Katsura-han.
[11:24] Ikuchiyo
    I've been looking after her
    since she was an apprentice.
[11:27] Ikuchiyo
    Her name is Ikumatsu. She's new.
[11:29] Ikuchiyo
    Be kind to her.
[11:31] Fake Katsura
    Fine. It's not as though
    women can do anything, anyway.
[11:36] Ikuchiyo
    Go on, Ikumatsu. Pour Katsura-han a drink.
[11:40] Akira
    Yes, ma'am.
[11:42] Fake Katsura
    Girl, you should be grateful for the
    opportunity to pour drinks for me.
[11:50] Todo
    They all lack self-awareness as samurai.
[11:53] Todo
    I'll have to hammer it into them later.
[11:57] Todo
    Hey, where are you going?
[11:59] Todo
    I can't believe you're running
    off on your own, too.
[12:04] Man
    What's gotten into you?
[12:06] Todo
    Hey, what are you doing?
[12:08] Sakuya
    He was watching us from the shadows.
[12:10] Man
    We just happened to make eye
    contact! I wasn't doing anything!
[12:14] Sakuya
    I'll tear off your fingernails.
[12:15] Man
    What? What are you talking about?
[12:18] Man
    You, say something!
[12:19] Todo
    You're certain?
[12:21] Sakuya
    Yes.
[12:22] Todo
    Then tear them off.
[12:23] Man
    What?! Ow!
[12:26] Todo
    What will you do after you
    tear off all his fingernails?
[12:28] Sakuya
    Cut off his ears.
[12:29] Man
    Okay, okay! I'm a spy!
[12:32] Sakuya
    From where?
[12:33] Man
    I was hired by the Choshu Domain.
[12:36] Todo
    For what purpose?
[12:37] Man
    I'm just a low-level grunt.
     I don't know much.
[12:42] Man
    I was told to spread rumors!
[12:44] Sakuya
    Rumors?
[12:45] Man
    That lately Katsura Kogoro's
    been frequenting the Yoshidaya!
[12:49] Todo
    Sakuya, leave that man.
[12:52] Todo
    This must be the dubious
    information Katamori mentioned.
SIGN    Yoshidaya
[13:20] Ichibanboshi
    You've had a lot to drink, mister.
[13:23] Jester
    I'm fine. This is nothing.
[13:27] Ichibanboshi
    Don't overdo it.
[13:34] Fake Katsura
    Now then.
[13:36] Fake Katsura
    It's time to begin the harvest.
[13:39] Fake Katsura
    Cut down every last person at the Yoshidaya.
[13:44] Fake Katsura
    It's time to hunt down the spies!
SIGN    Shine On!
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[13:58] Fake Katsura
    Our objective is to hunt
    down pro-shogunate spies.
[14:02] Fake Katsura
    We've been spreading rumors about
[14:03] Fake Katsura
    Katsura making appearances
    here to achieve that goal.
[14:06] Soldier A
    Prepare yourselves.
[14:08] Akira
    Wait!
[14:10] Akira
    I'm the spy.
[14:11] Akira
    I won't resist. Just don't harm the others.
[14:14] Fake Katsura
    I knew it was you.
[14:18] Fake Katsura
    But there could be other supporters
    of the shogunate here.
[14:21] Fake Katsura
    If we kill everyone, then none will escape.
[14:24] Soldier A
    We'll start with you.
[14:26] Akira
    Don't! You mean you'll
    even kill innocent people?
[14:29] Soldier B
    Sacrifices must be made for the noble
    purpose of overthrowing the shogunate.
[14:34] Fake Katsura
    You aren't samurai. You wouldn't understand.
[14:37] Ichibanboshi
    You shitty samurai! Katsura Kogoro!
[14:41] Fake Katsura
    Who are you?
[14:42] Ichibanboshi
    This is what I hate about you guys!
[14:48] Ichibanboshi
    Huh?
[14:49] Fake Katsura
    Once you've taken down those two,
     kill everyone in the shop.
[14:55] Soldier G
    What's happening?
[14:56] Soldier H
    What's going on?
[15:01] Soldier G
    There's nobody in the other rooms!
[15:03] Soldier H
    The place is empty!
[15:04] Fake Katsura
    What?
[15:06] Akira
    What's going on? Could it be?
[15:08] Ichibanboshi
    I evacuated everyone earlier.
[15:11] Maid A
    Ichibanboshi-chan told us to flee.
[15:14] Servant
    We figured it must be pretty bad
    if he was telling us to run.
[15:17] Maid B
    He saved our lives.
[15:19] Akira
    I thought you were an idiot,
    but I've changed my mind.
[15:24] Fake Katsura
    You've screwed up our plans.
[15:25] Fake Katsura
    I'll lose face if I don't at
    least return with your heads.
[15:29] Akira
    Ichibanboshi, where are
    the swords I gave you?
[15:32] Ichibanboshi
    Don't worry. They're hidden
    inside an unused oven.
[15:36] Akira
    You mean you didn't bring them with you?
[15:38] Ichibanboshi
    Yeah.
[15:39] Akira
    I was wrong to change my mind.
[15:45] Gyataro
    I'm here to help.
[15:46] Bo
    Me, too.
[15:48] Akira
    What are you guys doing here?
[15:49] Gyataro
    Some old pals of mine told me there was
    something fishy about the Yoshidaya.
[15:54] Gyataro
    It's time to make a comeback.
[15:56] Gyataro
    Let's get this Katsura Kogoro guy.
[15:58] Bo
    Yeah.
[16:02] Ikuchiyo
    Those are your swords, aren't they?
[16:04] Fake Katsura
    Ikuchiyo, are you working with them, too?
[16:08] Ikuchiyo
    No, but I can't allow you
    to kill innocent bystanders
[16:11] Ikuchiyo
    for the sake of overthrowing the shogunate.
[16:16] Fake Katsura
    Riff-raff like you wouldn't
    understand our purpose.
[16:22] Fake Katsura
    Die!
[16:27] Akira
    This way.
[16:29] Akira
    Now's our chance.
[16:30] Bo
    Run for it.
[16:31] Soldier D
    You're not getting away!
[16:37] Gyataro
    You didn't use the blade?
[16:38] Ikuchiyo
    I can't stand blood.
[16:40] Gyataro
    You're a softie, huh?
[16:41] Ikuchiyo
    I get that a lot.
[16:53] Suzuran
    Did you know that sick lady
    would give us information
[16:56] Suzuran
    about this place if you treated her?
[16:58] Sogen
    She didn't seem to have any money.
[17:01] Sogen
    Since she came back anyway, she must've
     had something else to offer.
[17:06] Suzuran
    I see.
[17:08] Sogen
    She probably realized we were members
    of the Shinsengumi, and believed
[17:12] Sogen
    she could pay for treatment using the
    information she had about the Yoshidaya.
[17:17] Suzuran
    You know everything.
    You're a god, Sogen-chan.
[17:21] Sogen
    Should a priest be saying that?
[17:24] Sogen
    It's simple observation and conjecture.
[17:26] Soldier I
    Bastards!
[17:28] Suzuran
    This is my first time using this staff,
    so there's no telling what will happen.
[17:34] Suzuran
    But if it happens to kill you,
[17:35] Suzuran
    I'll recite whatever prayers or
    scriptures you want, so don't worry.
[17:52] Suzuran
    Now that's an impressive trick.
[17:54] Sogen
    A victory for science.
[18:02] Ichibanboshi
    Crap.
[18:07] Sakuya
    Number 831.
[18:11] Sakuya
    Number 832.
[18:17] Todo
    What are you doing here?
[18:19] Gyataro
    I came running when we heard
    Katsura Kogoro was here.
[18:23] Sogen
    As did I.
[18:24] Todo
    So you weren't just slacking off.
[18:27] Todo
    Where's Katsura Kogoro?
[18:29] Gyataro
    On the second floor.
[18:30] Gyataro
    They should be finishing up soon.
[18:33] Todo
    All right.
[18:36] Todo
    Is this sword...?
[18:39] Sogen
    Yes. I turned the broken Kijinmaru
    Kunishige into an electric trick weapon.
[18:46] Todo
    How could you do that to
    Saito Hajime-san's sword?
[18:56] Akira
    You're no ordinary geisha, are you?
[18:58] Ikuchiyo
    Oh, I'm exactly what I look like.
[19:02] Ikuchiyo
    I'm just a simple geisha.
[19:04] Ikuchiyo
    The rest is up to you.
    Time for me to get out of here.
[19:08] Akira
    What are you—
[19:10] Ikuchiyo
    I'll be taking this as
    a souvenir, Ikumatsu-san.
[19:21] Fake Katsura
    Overlooking you was the first mistake I made.
[19:25] Fake Katsura
    If I'd cut you down then,
    this wouldn't have happened!
[19:33] Fake Katsura
    Imagine a girl like you
    swinging a sword around.
[19:35] Fake Katsura
    Who do you think you are,
    a traveling performer?
[19:38] Fake Katsura
    You should be showing some
    skin and dancing instead.
[19:43] Akira
    I understand now.
[19:50] Akira
    I survived to join the Shinsengumi so
    I could cut down bastards like you.
[19:56] Akira
    I'll show you which of us is stronger!
[20:03] Fake Katsura
    Hah! I'll cut you down!
[20:16] Todo
    Kiku-ichimonji is glowing.
[20:19] Todo
    Is Okita-san helping her?
[20:21] Suzuran
    Wow, isn't Katsura Kogoro
    a big-name Choshu guy?
[20:25] Gyataro
    Which makes this a huge achievement.
[20:28] Akira
    This man isn't Katsura Kogoro.
[20:31] Akira
    He's just a substitute
    here to hunt down spies.
[20:34] Akira
    The real Katsura is probably...
SIGN    Choshu Domain Mansion
[20:38] Gatekeeper
    What do you want, woman?
[20:40] Katsura
    It's me.
[20:42] Gatekeeper
    Ah, Katsura-san.
    Another undercover investigation?
[20:46] Katsura
    I couldn't sit by while someone was
    using my name to commit evil acts.
[20:52] Todo
    Once we're back at headquarters,
[20:54] Todo
    I want everyone except Sakuya and Akira
    to do a thousand practice swings.
[20:56] All
    What?!
[20:57] Ichibanboshi
    Why are we being punished?
[20:59] Todo
    Breaking the rules of the
    Shinsengumi is a serious offense.
[21:02] Todo
    Given what you accomplished today, I'm
    letting you off easy with a thousand swings.
[21:05] Ichibanboshi
    But I didn't break any rules.
[21:07] Todo
    You're doing it with them
    because you need more practice.
[21:10] Ichibanboshi
    What? What kind of reason is that?
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     Headquarters
[21:13] All
    One, two! One, two!
[21:15] Gyataro
    I'm getting wasted tonight.
[21:21] Suzuran
    This sucks.
[21:23] Ichibanboshi
    Why are you doing this with us, Akira?
[21:25] Akira
    This is just my normal training.
[21:28] Bo
    Normal?
[21:29] Gyataro
    You're one hard worker.
[21:31] Akira
    Sakuya's surely off somewhere
    training right now.
[21:35] Ichibanboshi
    Him, too?
[21:37] Ichibanboshi
    I can't let him outdo me!
SIGN    Shine On!
    Bakumatsu Bad Boys
SIGN    Shine On!
    Bakumatsu Bad Boys
SIGN    Shine On!
SIGN    Shine On!
SIGN    Shine On!
SIGN    Shine On!
SIGN    Shine On!
SIGN    Shine On!
SIGN    Bakumatsu Bad Boys
[23:46] Suzuran
    This staff is pretty nice.
[23:48] Sogen
    Of course it is.
[23:50] Gyataro
    Hey.
[23:56] Sogen
    I'll need to make adjustments.
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