E7 - The Adventure of Mitsuha

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SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold
    in Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    The Adventure of Mitsuha
[01:52] Grit
    So cute...
[01:54] Mitsuha
    She may be a mercenary,
    but she's still got a girlish side to her...
[02:01] Sven
    Sorry for making you wait.
[02:08] Grit
    That sure took you a while.
[02:11] Grit
    You just went to hand him over
    and collect the bounty, didn't you?
[02:13] Sven
    It seems there's been an uptick lately
    of shady fellows here in the royal capital.
[02:18] Sepp
    Which is why they make a fuss about
    background checks and the like.
[02:23] Sven
    If you're going to live here alone,
    you should be careful, little lady.
[02:28] Mitsuha
    Thank you for the warning.
[02:31] Mitsuha
    I'm well-prepared, though.
[02:37] Mitsuha
    Please, have some tea while it's still hot.
[02:39] Grit
    What a strange-looking tea...
    And this smell...
[02:43] Mitsuha
    It's called green tea.
[02:45] Mitsuha
    I hope you enjoy it.
[02:50] Grit
    Ah... it's good!
[02:53] Sven
    We haven't introduced ourselves yet.
[02:55] Sven
    I'm Sven, the leader of this party.
[02:59] Mitsuha
    Ah, nice to meet you!
[03:01] Sven
    Everyone else, go on.
[03:03] Sepp
    I'm Sepp.
[03:04] Grit
    The name's Grit, and this is...
[03:08] Ilse
    Ilse...
[03:09] Grit
    She's a little shy.
[03:11] Mitsuha
    Er... you wouldn't secretly
    happen to be a mage, would you?
[03:15] Mitsuha
    I figured it'd follow after a swordsman,
    spearman, and warrior woman...
[03:18] Mitsuha
    but guess not!
[03:21] Sven
    So what's this mission you have for us?
[03:24] Mitsuha
    Right. I'd like to accompany you
    the next time you go out to hunt or forage.
[03:30] Mitsuha
    So could I ask you to act as my
    bodyguards and support during that time?
[03:37] Mitsuha
    I was hoping to stock items
[03:41] Mitsuha
    that would be useful for folks
    in your line of business,
[03:45] Mitsuha
    and thought it'd be best to go out there
    and see for myself for research purposes.
[03:50] Sven
    Give us some time to talk it over.
[03:52] Mitsuha
    Go ahead.
[03:56] Sven
    What should we do?
[03:57] Sepp
    A child like her as our client, huh?
[03:59] Sven
    She may be a child,
    but she's a bona-fide shopkeeper!
[04:02] Grit
    Wasn't our next destination
    a forest that's not too dangerous?
[04:05] Grit
    I don't see much of a downside here.
[04:08] Grit
    And it's not for hunting game, which means...
[04:11] Ilse
    We're guaranteed a retainer fee.
[04:19] Sven
    We'll take on your request.
[04:21] Mitsuha
    Pleasure doing business with you!
[04:23] Sven
    We plan on setting out next in two days.
[04:25] Mitsuha
    That works for me!
[04:28] Mitsuha
    I can smell the money already!
SIGN    Hardware Store
SIGN    Theater
SIGN    WcDonald's
[04:50] Mitsuha
    I'll be borrowing these for a bit, Onii-chan.
[04:52] Tsuyoshi
    No problem!
[04:53] Tsuyoshi
    Keep your tail raised!
[04:55] Mitsuha
    Okay!
[05:02] Sepp
    We're here way earlier
    than the scheduled time.
[05:04] Sven
    Well, we can't keep
    a client waiting, now can we?
[05:08] Sven
    Wait... she's already here?!
[05:10] Mitsuha
    Good morning!
[05:12] Sven
    This little lady must have been
    real excited for this!
[05:16] Sven
    What's the deal with her strange
    clothes and all that gear?!
[05:22] Sven
    Well, it's a hundred times better than
    if she'd shown up in a fancy, frilly dress...
[05:27] Mitsuha
    Okay, let us be off!
[05:29] Sven
    Y-Yeah...
[05:45] Sven
    This little lady's tougher
    than I'd taken her for.
[05:55] Mitsuha
    Excuse me. If I may ask a random question...
[05:58] Sven
    Hmm? What is it?
[06:00] Mitsuha
    How has your work been going lately?
[06:02] Sven
    Things have been calm and
    peaceful lately in these parts.
[06:05] Sven
    So business has been tough
    for mercenaries like us.
[06:08] Sven
    I hear some have even taken to banditry.
[06:11] Grit
    We've been scraping by honestly
    with odd jobs and hunting...
[06:17] Sepp
    But quite frankly...
[06:19] Sepp
    The pay's not great, so we have to be frugal.
[06:23] Sven
    Which is why we're really grateful
    for your request today.
[06:27] Sven
    We'll work as hard as we can.
[06:28] Mitsuha
    Oh, no, I should be the one thanking you!
[06:37] Sven
    Okay, let's leave our belongings here.
[06:39] Mitsuha
    So this is our base camp.
[06:41] Mitsuha
    What's on the agenda for today?
[06:43] Sven
    First, we'll gather medicinal herbs and
    wild plants that'll fetch high prices.
[06:49] Mitsuha
    Does he mean like wild yams?
[06:50] Mitsuha
    Digging those up sounds like a pain...
[06:53] Mitsuha
    Er... then, Grit, do you mind
    if I tag along with you?
[06:57] Grit
    Oh, be my guest.
[07:02] Mitsuha
    When she digs up wild yams,
    I'll whip out some useful items!
[07:11] Mitsuha
    No wild yams in sight. Too bad.
[07:15] Grit
    We've gathered quite a bit. Let's head back.
[07:19] Grit
    You should have left your gear at camp
    if you weren't going to use it.
[07:22] Mitsuha
    Ah, no, please don't worry about me.
[07:25] Mitsuha
    To be honest, it's a little heavy...
[07:29] Sven
    Oh, you're back.
[07:31] Sven
    Let's set up our bunks, then.
[07:33] Grit
    You got it!
[07:39] Sven
    There we go...
[07:48] Sven
    Okay, that does it!
[07:51] Mitsuha
    Um... what if it rains?
[07:54] Grit
    It's clear as it gets!
    I'm sure it won't rain!
[07:57] Grit
    We'll be fine!
[07:59] Mitsuha
    Then, I'll be using this.
[08:04] Mitsuha
    Da-da-da-dun da-dun!
[08:06] Mitsuha
    Anywhere Tent!
[08:08] Grit
    Wh-Wha?!
[08:09] Sven
    What is that?!
[08:10] Mitsuha
    Insulation Mat!
[08:13] Sepp
    Wh-What in the world?!
[08:15] Mitsuha
    So... do you think these would sell?
[08:19] Sven
    Y-Yeah... probably...
[08:24] Mitsuha
    You're making soup?
[08:25] Grit
    Yep.
[08:26] Mitsuha
    Is it good?
[08:28] Ilse
    It's kind of bitter and gross.
[08:30] Grit
    B-But it's edible, at the very least.
[08:35] Grit
    Hmm, it's not lighting.
[08:38] Grit
    The grass is a little damp.
[08:41] Mitsuha
    Er, do you mind if I try instead?
[08:44] Grit
    Go ahead, give it a shot.
[08:46] Mitsuha
    It's okay, I brought my own.
SIGN    Ignite-O
    Camping Firestarter
    For outdoor campfires, barbecues, and more
[08:55] Grit
    Wh-What?!
[08:58] Mitsuha
    Science has triumphed!
SIGN    Domestic
    White Peaches
    Quartered
SIGN    Smooth Red Bean Paste
[09:09] Sven
    The rest of your luggage is all food?!
[09:13] Mitsuha
    Oh, I brought too much to eat alone,
    so could you help me out?
[09:18] Mitsuha
    In exchange, I'd like you to
    sample some of these foods here.
[09:23] Sven
    S-Sure. I don't mind.
[09:26] Mitsuha
    Here, this is minestrone.
[09:33] Sven
    Huh? It's good!
[09:35] Sven
    When'd you have time to
    make this, little lady?
[09:39] Sven
    You could open a high-class
    restaurant with those skills!
[09:41] Sven
    Too bad! I bought this
    in a can at the supermarket!
[09:44] Grit
    What is this, bread? It's so soft!
[09:48] Grit
    And what's this sweet stuff inside?
[09:50] Mitsuha
    Sorry to disappoint. This is anpan
    that sells for 148 yen per 5-pack.
[09:55] Sepp
    If only she weren't a child,
    I'd ask her out on a date...
[09:58] Mitsuha
    I'm not a child, but okay.
[10:00] Mitsuha
    Do you think I could sell these?
[10:02] Mitsuha
    Other than the bread,
    they'll all keep for a while.
[10:06] Sven
    Hmm, depends on the prices.
[10:08] Sven
    But even if it's pricey, I'm sure
    aristocrats and other rich people,
[10:11] Sven
    as well as the military, would buy it all up.
[10:15] Mitsuha
    I see...
[10:16] Mitsuha
    The military, huh?
[10:18] Tsuyoshi
    Are you sure about that?
[10:19] Tsuyoshi
    Things can get messy when it
    comes to handling military goods.
[10:21] Tsuyoshi
    You'll have to deal with all sorts of weird
    requests, and if you show weakness...
[10:25] Mitsuha
    Well, I'll worry about it then!
[10:27] Mitsuha
    I understand.
[10:28] Mitsuha
    Aristocrats and military aside,
[10:31] Mitsuha
    I'll do my best to set prices so that
    people like you can easily afford them!
[10:35] Sepp
    Huh? Are you out of your mind, young lady?!
[10:37] Sepp
    If you played it right,
    you could make a fortune!
[10:39] Mitsuha
    That's fine. I can make my
    profit from other products.
[10:44] Mitsuha
    Hmm?
[10:45] Mitsuha
    Huh? They all look so deeply moved.
[10:48] Mitsuha
    Was it that delicious?
[10:50] Mitsuha
    I also have some tea as an
    after-dinner drink, if you'd like.
[10:53] Group
    Yes, gladly!
[10:55] Mitsuha
    What is this, an izakaya?
SIGN    Fragrant, Traditional
     Royal Palace Black Tea
     Royal Milk Tea
[11:03] Mitsuha
    Well, then...
    I'm off to go get ready for bed.
[11:19] Mitsuha
    I'm glad I prepared this to wash up in.
[11:22] Mitsuha
    I ended up sweating buckets today.
[11:28] Sepp
    Y-Young lady! You... You...
[11:30] Grit
    You clod! Just look at you!
[11:33] Mitsuha
    Huh?
[11:34] Grit
    Look the other way, men!
[11:37] Grit
    What are you thinking,
[11:38] Grit
    coming out naked in front of these men?!
[11:41] Mitsuha
    Ah, no, this is a swimsuit,
    and it's fine to show...
[11:43] Grit
    Quiet, you! That doesn't
    even count as underwear!
[11:46] Ilse
    Practically naked...
[11:49] Mitsuha
    Ah, looks like I've messed up again...
[11:56] Mitsuha
    And after a long lecture, I was
    finally allowed to take a bath...
[12:03] Mitsuha
    Grit, would you like to join me?
[12:05] Grit
    I won't be so shameless as you!
[12:08] Mitsuha
    She totally thinks I'm a sicko!
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
SIGN    Saving 80,000 Gold in
    Another World
    for My Retirement
[12:18] Mitsuha
    Dun da-da-dun da-da-dun!
SIGN    Plain
SIGN    Nutritionally
    balanced food
SIGN    8 kinds
    of vitamins
    Niacin,
    Folic acid
SIGN    Calcium,
    Iron
SIGN    Plenty of
    dietary fiber
SIGN    2-bar pouches
SIGN    4 bars in 2 pouches
[12:24] Mitsuha
    What do you think about this food?
[12:26] Ilse
    It's good.
[12:28] Sepp
    It's not much, but I feel
    energized from eating it.
[12:31] Mitsuha
    Okay, pretty good reviews.
[12:34] Sven
    We'll be off once we're done eating.
[12:37] Mitsuha
    I'm gettin' excited!
[12:44] Mitsuha
    Now we're talking!
[12:50] Mitsuha
    Okay... happy hunting!
[12:52] Tsuyoshi
    Okay... happy hunting, Mitsuha!
[12:56] Tsuyoshi
    For a hunt, everyone has their own style
    of attacking, their own attack range,
[13:00] Tsuyoshi
    and compatibility based on the prey.
[13:03] Tsuyoshi
    And often, one person alone is
    not enough to take down big game.
[13:08] Tsuyoshi
    That's why it's reassuring
    to tackle it as a team.
[13:12] Mitsuha
    A bird!
[13:15] Mitsuha
    How are Ilse's skills?
[13:20] Ilse
    Sorry...
[13:21] Grit
    You almost had it!
[13:26] Mitsuha
    Ah!
[13:28] Mitsuha
    A bird!
[13:30] Mitsuha
    Sven, I see a bird.
[13:33] Sven
    Ilse.
[13:34] Mitsuha
    Wait, let me have a shot at it.
[13:38] Sven
    Bows don't have that high
    of an accuracy to begin with...
[13:41] Sven
    And what's more...
[13:42] Sven
    The conditions are bad from this
    angle, with foliage in the way...
[13:47] Sven
    It'd be difficult even for Ilse.
[13:51] Sven
    It's a request from our employer.
[13:52] Sven
    I suppose it's fine if we let one go.
[13:54] Sven
    Okay, give it a shot.
[13:57] Mitsuha
    Thank you very much.
[14:06] Ilse
    Incredible...
[14:07] Mitsuha
    I did it! I did it, Captain!
[14:11] Mitsuha
    In fact, I was trained
    in the crossbow, as well!
[14:15] Sven
    That one's for sale. Not for us to eat!
[14:19] Group
    Mm-hmm.
[14:20] Mitsuha
    He sure is reliable as their leader!
[14:24] Sven
    It's about time we returned to the capital.
[14:27] Grit
    Well? Did you have fun?
[14:30] Mitsuha
    Yes! It was all so much fun!
[14:34] Mitsuha
    Er, I... need to answer nature's call...
[14:38] Sven
    Hmm? Picking more plants?
[14:41] Sven
    I'll come with you.
[14:42] Grit
    It's fine, go by yourself.
[14:45] Mitsuha
    Yes!
[14:46] Mitsuha
    Bathroom, bathroom...
[14:48] Mitsuha
    Thing would get messy if I jumped
    back home and they found out...
[14:52] Mitsuha
    Okay, around here should do.
[14:54] Mitsuha
    I said "do", not "doo".
[14:56] Mitsuha
    I'm here to pee.
[15:01] Mitsuha
    A boar?!
[15:03] Mitsuha
    Did I invade its territory?
[15:05] Mitsuha
    Or am I its prey?
[15:07] Mitsuha
    No, I'm supposed to be the hunter here!
[15:12] Mitsuha
    At times like these,
    there's only one path to take!
[15:15] Mitsuha
    Run away!
[15:18] Mitsuha
    Boars can't turn very quickly!
[15:21] Mitsuha
    No, it's right behind me!
[15:23] Mitsuha
    It's no use... I feel like I'm going to trip!
[15:32] Mitsuha
    No way!
[15:36] Mitsuha
    I-I'm out of bullets?
[15:37] Mitsuha
    I'm dead!
[15:40] Mitsuha
    I know, I'll jum—
[15:47] Mitsuha
    I'm saved!
[15:49] Mitsuha
    Maybe 9mm rounds are a little
    too weak against animals...
[15:53] Sven
    What's wrong?! What happened?!
[15:55] Mitsuha
    Oh, no! They'll find out about the gun!
[15:58] Mitsuha
    Sorry, this might be overkill...
[16:02] Group
    Eh?!
[16:03] Mitsuha
    Ah...
[16:04] Mitsuha
    It suddenly jumped out at me, but it
    worked out when I shot it in panic...
[16:11] Mitsuha
    Er, is something wrong?
[16:14] Ilse
    There wasn't any sound when you shot the bird.
[16:17] Mitsuha
    Huh, is that right?
[16:19] Mitsuha
    Maybe you're hearing things!
[16:24] Sven
    We protect our clients' secrets!
[16:26] Sven
    That's the code that we mercenaries live by!
[16:31] Mitsuha
    That concludes this adventure!
[16:35] Mitsuha
    Well, we didn't get an event where
    we fight a dragon or anything.
[16:39] Mitsuha
    What a shame!
[16:45] Colette
    It's Mitsuha!
[16:46] Colette
    Mitsuha!
[16:52] Group
    Good work, everyone!
[16:58] Sven
    Our expedition was a rousing success!
[17:01] Sven
    Makes the ale taste better!
[17:03] Grit
    We got lots of birds and
    animals to sell for a good price.
[17:07] Ilse
    We can live off all this for half a month...
[17:10] Ilse
    And we received a gold coin on top,
[17:13] Ilse
    as well as a flattering review
    to the mercenary guild...
[17:17] Ilse
    I really don't know how
    we can ever thank you.
[17:19] Mitsuha
    No, the pleasure's all mine!
[17:21] Mitsuha
    They don't pry into the private
    lives of their clients...
[17:24] Mitsuha
    Sven and the others were
    mercenaries of honor...
[17:27] Mitsuha
    Besides, I got to do
    tons of product research.
[17:33] Grit
    Hey, is that fire-lighting stick expensive?
[17:36] Mitsuha
    It really doesn't cost that much.
[17:38] Mitsuha
    For a smaller, different type,
[17:41] Mitsuha
    you can use it hundreds of times
    and it costs less than one silver.
[17:45] Group
    What?!
[17:47] Mitsuha
    Huh? You two don't sound surprised.
[17:50] Sven
    Cooking's none of our business.
[17:53] Mitsuha
    I see...
[17:55] Mitsuha
    It's none of the men's business? Is that so?!
[17:59] Mitsuha
    Ah, I almost forgot!
[18:01] Mitsuha
    Take a look at this!
SIGN    Momomi Tawawa
SIGN    A gravure mag favorite!
    A killer bod exploding with energy!
SIGN    Extra special feature! Jiggling and bursting at the seams!
[18:08] Mitsuha
    When I went back to put away my luggage,
[18:11] Mitsuha
    I also brought this back
    with me from my world!
[18:14] Mitsuha
    You really treated me like I was
    a loony for wearing that swimsuit!
[18:19] Grit
    No way...
[18:19] Mitsuha
    But in my country, it's normal to dress
    like this when you go in the water!
[18:21] Sven
    I...It can't be...
[18:26] Sepp
    Th-These are just drawings!
[18:28] Sepp
    Frighteningly detailed, but still!
[18:30] Sepp
    A paradise like that could
    never exist in this world!
[18:33] Mitsuha
    I'm telling you, it's real!
[18:35] Mitsuha
    Just like you see in this photo...
    I mean, picture.
[18:39] Mitsuha
    Will you accept that
    I was behaving normally now?
[18:42] Sven
    Ah... No, even if that's the case...
[18:45] Grit
    W-Well, you've convinced me.
[18:48] Grit
    But you really shouldn't
    wear that in this country.
[18:51] Sven
    Sh-She's right.
[18:53] Mitsuha
    I'll be careful from now on, of course.
[18:57] Mitsuha
    Well, now that we've cleared up
    that misunderstanding,
[19:01] Mitsuha
    I hope we can work together in the future!
[19:03] Sven
    Agreed!
[19:04] Grit
    But of course!
[19:08] Mitsuha
    Sepp, you, too...
[19:09] Sepp
    S-Sure...
[19:11] Sepp
    H-Hey... how much will
    you sell that book for?
[19:15] Mitsuha
    It's not for sale!
[19:19] Mitsuha
    Thank you for coming!
[19:24] Mitsuha
    The lighters and other items I researched
    on that adventure are selling really well!
[19:29] Mitsuha
    My savings are slowly increasing...
[19:32] Mitsuha
    But slowly is the keyword here!
[19:36] Mitsuha
    Is there some way for me
    to rake it in quickly?
[19:40] Mitsuha
    That reminds me, that magazine...
[19:43] Mitsuha
    No, I won't sell that one because it's
    sure to cause all sorts of headaches...
[19:48] Mitsuha
    But what if instead...
[19:53] Tsuyoshi
    No matter the era, art has
    always been necessary to mankind!
[19:58] Mitsuha
    Art...
[19:59] Mitsuha
    That might not be a bad idea!
[20:02] Mitsuha
    But it doesn't feel right to sell copies
    of artwork at high prices, like a con artist...
[20:08] Tsuyoshi
    Create an imitation of
    a piece in the public domain...
[20:11] Tsuyoshi
    Or rather, a transformative derivative work!
[20:16] Tsuyoshi
    I guess that'd be okay...
[20:18] Tsuyoshi
    But I can't draw to save my life,
    or sculpt, either...
[20:24] Tsuyoshi
    Wait, that's it!
[20:29] Tsuyoshi
    Okay, this place should do...
[20:32] Tsuyoshi
    Venus de Milo with arms...
[20:34] Tsuyoshi
    Venus de Milo with arms... C'mon!
[20:41] Tsuyoshi
    You've gotta be kidding!
[20:47] Tsuyoshi
    Nike of Samothrace with a head!
[20:49] Tsuyoshi
    Nike with a head!
[20:53] Tsuyoshi
    Why's she a harpy?
[20:56] Tsuyoshi
    The problem is that I keep thinking
    I have to change something.
[20:59] Tsuyoshi
    Don't think, feel!
[21:03] Tsuyoshi
    A mermaid statue... come on!
[21:05] Tsuyoshi
    Ack!
[21:10] Tsuyoshi
    I can't leave these questionable
    statues in my house,
[21:13] Tsuyoshi
    so I brought them over here
    for the time being.
[21:16] Tsuyoshi
    I forgot I had awful grades in art class,
    as well as arts and crafts...
[21:22] Tsuyoshi
    Although I was good at
    candy-cutting at festivals...
[21:27] Rich Customer
    Young miss.
[21:28] Mitsuha
    Huh?
[21:29] Rich Customer
    Excuse me, but how much
    are you asking for that?
[21:32] Mitsuha
    For what?
[21:34] Rich Customer
    What fine craftsmanship
[21:36] Rich Customer
    these demon statues to ward off evil are!
[21:38] Rich Customer
    This hideousness,
    these ghoulish countenances...
[21:42] Rich Customer
    Truly spectacular!
[21:44] Mitsuha
    I managed to sell it for a pretty good price,
[21:48] Mitsuha
    but I'm not happy about it at all!