E2 - Soar on King Trumpets

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    Gunma
SIGN    Soar on King Trumpets
[01:31] Inoshige
    Hey, it's been a while, you know?
[01:33] Inoshige
    So even though I'm not a believer,
    I'd like to hear a sutra.
[01:39] Inoshige
    No priest would turn down a
     request to chant sutra, right?
[01:47] Priest
    Be a strong boy.
[01:50] Inoshige
    What was that?
[01:51] Priest
    Become strong and delicious. That's Bisco.
[01:54] Priest
    It's a powerful name,
    given along with loving prayers.
[01:58] Priest
    It's not a name for the
    likes of you to mock!
[02:00] Inoshige
    Hey, you're no priest!
[02:02] Priest
    Now say, "Bisco-san, I'm sorry"!
[02:14] Ota
    Th-The man-eater...
[02:16] Ota
    It's the man-eater, Akaboshi!
[02:18] Bisco
    Who're you callin' a man-eater?!
[02:24] Ota
    Inoshige-san!
[02:26] Ota
    L-Look! Look!
[02:28] Ota
    Th-Those are muh... mush... mushrooms!
[02:32] Inoshige
    You dumbass! Run, Ota!
[02:39] Bisco
    You won't get much medicinal
    value out of grinding up shimeji.
[02:42] Bisco
    Better to just eat 'em.
[02:45] Milo
    A lurkershroom.
[02:47] Milo
    This is the best one for healing.
[02:50] Milo
    Put that in instead.
[02:51] Milo
    I-I can't. It's a crime to synthesize
    medicine w-without permission...
[02:55] Bisco
    But you just were.
[02:58] Bisco
    I threatened three people,
    and all three recommended you.
[03:01] Bisco
    You're a great doctor, right?
[03:04] Bisco
    I'm short on time.
[03:06] Bisco
    Any more bellyaching and
    I'm sorry, but you're dead.
[03:12] Milo
    Smells like a Salmo Rot Shot.
[03:14] Bisco
    Huh?
[03:15] Milo
    Was he hit by an Escargot?
[03:18] Milo
    You can't put bandages directly on the
    wound! The rot will remain and get worse!
[03:22] Bisco
    What did you say?
[03:23] Milo
    Trying to save him by just giving
    him an injection is too naïve!
[03:27] Bisco
    I said you're dead if you keep bellyaching!
[03:30] Milo
    And I'll keep saying it until you kill me!
[03:32] Milo
    This wound won't heal if
    it's not treated properly.
[03:35] Milo
    Please, let me operate on him.
[03:37] Milo
    Because at this rate,
    that old man's going to die!
[03:44] Bisco
    Okay, fine.
[03:46] Bisco
    But start synthesizing first.
    How long will it take?
[03:49] Milo
    It depends on the ingredients,
    but at least twenty minutes.
[03:53] Bisco
    Do it in ten.
[04:04] Bisco
    Who the hell are those masked creeps?
[04:06] Bisco
    They're not the Watch, are they?
[04:10] EliteA
    Akaboshi!
[04:12] EliteA
    Akaboshi Bisco!
[04:14] EliteA
    In light of your 28 prior counts
     of mushroom terrorism,
[04:16] EliteA
    the governor of Imihama has ordered
     us to kill you if you resist arrest!
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    Panda
    Clinic
[04:21] ElitaA
    Surrender before we fill you full of lead!
[04:23] Bisco
    I've got a hostage here,
    so think before you start shooting!
[04:26] Bisco
    Open fire again and Doctor Panda here
    loses his head, you morons!
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    Panda
    Clinic
[04:46] Bisco
    They opened fire without
     any damn hesitation.
[04:49] Bisco
    Man, they've got no love for you, huh?
[04:51] Milo
    N-No way...
[04:56] Bisco
    They'll storm the place soon.
[04:58] Bisco
    Sorry, but I'm blowin' up this hospital.
[05:00] Milo
    Right.
[05:01] Milo
    Huh?! Wh-What did you just—
[05:03] Bisco
    You're carrying the old man.
[05:18] Bisco
    Good. Now let's go.
[05:19] Milo
    Ah, hold on!
[05:21] Milo
    I have a wheelchair. At least put him in it.
[05:23] Bisco
    No time. They're already blooming.
[05:25] Milo
    Blooming?
[05:32] Bisco
    Jabi! We failed!
[05:34] Bisco
    We're escaping along the wall!
     Wake up Actagawa!
[05:37] Jabi
    See? What did I tell you?
[05:45] Jabi
    If you're gonna pull a Kanjincho,
    you gotta learn a sutra or two.
[05:49] Jabi
    I can recite one: Jamon Kimnara Hosu Yakshai.
[05:53] Bisco
    You're the one who said the Flamebound
     gets through on sight in Kantou!
[06:01] Bisco
    The bastard mobilized the damn hippos.
[06:33] Bisco
    This is just getting worse.
[06:35] Bisco
    Jabi, give me ten seconds.
[06:38] Bisco
    We're soaring on king trumpets.
[06:50] Bisco
    Shut the hell up.
[06:52] Milo
    M-My hospital!
[06:53] Bisco
    Yeah.
[06:54] Milo
    Mine!
[06:55] Bisco
    That's why I told you I was doing it.
[06:57] Bisco
    Sorry, but we had no choice.
[06:59] Bisco
    If I hadn't done that,
    you'd have bit the dust, too.
[07:05] Bisco
    Don't move.
[07:17] Bisco
    They'll figure it out soon. Let's go.
[07:19] NeckSymbol
    Imi
[07:26] Sign
    Imihama Watch Station
[07:32] WatchA
    Captain!
[07:33] ViceCaptain
    Captain Pawoo!
[07:35] Pawoo
    Status?
[07:36] ViceCaptain
    The terrorist, Akaboshi, made a large number
     of mushrooms bloom on Karakusa Street,
[07:40] ViceCaptain
    then fled into the Kotsutsubo
    shopping district and disappeared.
[07:44] Pawoo
    Judging from the mushroom trail,
    he's headed for the governor's office.
[07:47] Pawoo
    Aiming straight for the heart?
[07:50] Pawoo
    Sounds like the plan of a barbarian.
[07:52] ViceCaptain
    Yes, ma'am! I thought so, too,
[07:54] ViceCaptain
    so I already sent Division 2 Squads 3
    through 8 to guard the governor's office.
[07:57] ViceCaptain
    Even Akaboshi the man-eater can't
    handle our elite squad of iguana cavalry.
[08:02] IguanaRider
    Vice Captain! Vice Captain, sir!
[08:04] ViceC
    What is it?
[08:05] IguanaRider
    Oh, Captain Pawoo!
[08:07] IguanaRider
    The governor's elite forces have bolstered
    the defenses around the governor's office,
[08:11] IguanaRider
    and they sent us away,
    saying they didn't need us.
[08:13] ViceC
    What?
[08:14] IguanaRider
    So we raced to Karakusa Street and
    found the governor's elite forces there, too,
[08:17] IguanaRider
    already engaged in battle with Akaboshi.
[08:20] ViceC
    The governor's calling the shots again?
     What does he think the Watch is for?
[08:26] Pawoo
    Damn that Kurokawa. What's he thinking?
[08:29] Jabi
    Whoa!
[08:33] Jabi
    Nine...
[08:35] Jabi
    Eight...
[08:36] Jabi
    Seven...
[08:37] Jabi
    Six...
[08:38] Jabi
    Five...
[08:39] Jabi
    Four...
[08:44] Inoshige
    We've got them cornered.
[08:47] Jabi
    Three...
[08:48] Jabi
    Two...
[08:49] Jabi
    One...
[08:50] Bisco
    Jabi!
[09:00] Inoshige
    That kid's a monster!
[09:20] Tirol
    Uh, so...
[09:23] Tirol
    About that Akaboshi guy...
[09:26] Tirol
    Uh...
[09:28] Tirol
    I-I failed to finish him off.
[09:31] Kurokawa
    That much is obvious, fool.
[09:33] Kurokawa
    Even with military aircraft,
    you couldn't kill one man?
[09:36] Tirol
    B-But I'm sure I took out the
    old man he's partners with!
[09:39] Tirol
    I landed a direct hit with the machine gun.
[09:45] Tirol
    The problem was Akaboshi.
[09:48] Tirol
    That guy's impossible.
    He's nothing like you said he was.
[09:51] Tirol
    You said he was just some archer,
[09:53] Tirol
    but that bow of his put a hole
    in the stomach of our Escargot.
[09:56] Tirol
    You can't even call that thing a bow anymore.
[09:58] Tirol
    That thing's like thunder
    or lightning, you know?
[10:01] Kurokawa
    Hey, are you being serious?
[10:04] Kurokawa
    You're saying Akaboshi's arrows have
    the power to down an Escargot fighter?
[10:07] EliteB
    It appears he plans to flee west through the
    governor's office. We'll pursue and down him.
[10:11] Kurokawa
    It'll be a problem if the Watch beats us to him.
[10:14] Kurokawa
    Kill him before Pawoo apprehends him.
[10:17] Kurokawa
    Through the governor's office, huh?
[10:20] Kurokawa
    Split into two teams.
    Send 70% to the governor's office,
[10:23] Kurokawa
    and have the remaining 30% search downtown.
[10:25] EliteB
    Search downtown?
[10:28] EliteB
    Yes, sir. At once!
[10:31] Tirol
    Um...
[10:33] Tirol
    You will pay out on the insurance, right?
[10:35] Tirol
    That Escargot was my personal plane, you see.
[10:38] Kurokawa
    Of course I will. I'll pay it
    alongside his funeral offering.
[10:44] Kurokawa
    Now, you go look around downtown, too.
[10:47] Kurokawa
    I'll send twenty men with you.
[10:48] Tirol
    Huh? What?!
[10:49] Tirol
    You want me to go fight Akaboshi myself?!
[10:50] Kurokawa
    You accepted the paycheck, didn't you?
[10:52] Kurokawa
    I think it'd be better than getting
    hanged for breaking a contract.
[10:57] Tirol
    Mobster governor.
[11:02] Kurokawa
    Good grief. You need to take into account
    a person's skill set when hiring help.
[11:06] EliteC
    Apparently, her pitch was that she
    owned her own Escargot fighter.
[11:11] Kurokawa
    Well, it's unavoidable. The lights of
    a town always draw in flies like that.
[11:17] Kurokawa
    You got her to take the meds, right?
[11:19] EliteC
    Yes, I made certain.
[11:21] NeonSign
    Movie Theater
[11:21] Kurokawa
    He's really done it now.
[11:23] Kurokawa
    I was planning to have my own
    sci-fi festival tomorrow
[11:26] Kurokawa
    and enjoy an airing of
    back-to-back masterpieces.
[11:29] EliteC
    You have my sympathy.
[11:31] Kurokawa
    Moron. My thoughts aren't so simple
    that you can empathize with them.
[11:44] Sign
    Welcome to Imihama Prefecture
[11:44] Sign
    The town of friendship!!
[11:48] Sign
    Welcome to Imihama Prefecture
[11:50] Bisco
    They're mocking the hell outta us.
[11:50] Sign
    The town of friendship!!
[11:54] Bisco
    It's flourishing right in our damn way.
[11:59] Jabi
    Welcome back.
[12:01] Jabi
    So what's up? Did the Watch come out?
[12:05] Bisco
    Nope, business as usual, for now.
    No wanted posters going around, either.
[12:11] Jabi
    That's because Gunma and Imihama have
     hated each other for a long time now.
[12:14] Jabi
    All the way back to the previous governor.
[12:17] Bisco
    Enough about the old days.
    I'm sick of hearing it.
[12:20] Bisco
    More importantly, it's time for your
     medicine. Take off your clothes.
[12:23] Bisco
    Hey! How many times do I gotta say it
    before you understand, old man?
[12:26] Bisco
    Show me your Rust before you eat.
[12:29] Jabi
    What's it matter if I
    have a little taste first?
[12:31] Jabi
    You're not being very nice to your
    mentor who's not long for this world.
[12:36] Bisco
    We don't have much time left.
[12:38] Bisco
    It'll reach your lungs soon.
[12:43] Jabi
    Don't scowl like that.
[12:45] Jabi
    Eat up, Bisco.
[12:47] Jabi
    Today's soup is delicious.
[12:48] Jabi
    There's plenty of fat from iron mice in it.
[12:51] Jabi
    If you don't eat up, you won't be able
     to draw your bow when it counts.
[12:55] Bisco
    That's bitter!
[12:56] Bisco
    Did you remember to remove the guts?
[12:58] Jabi
    It's your fault for chewing.
[13:01] Jabi
    Just slurp it down in one gulp.
[13:03] Bisco
    Says the guy with no teeth.
    You just can't chew anymore.
[13:10] Bisco
    Jabi.
[13:11] Bisco
    Normal mushrooms won't cut it anymore.
[13:14] Bisco
    We need the Rust Eater right away.
[13:17] Bisco
    We'll pick up our pace a bit.
[13:20] Bisco
    Once we're out of Imihama,
    there are no more checkpoints.
[13:23] Bisco
    It's a straight shot to Akita.
[13:24] Jabi
    Bisco.
[13:26] Bisco
    Huh?
[13:26] Jabi
    I've taught you everything I know how to do.
[13:30] Jabi
    Mushroom control. Crab riding.
    How to use a bow.
[13:33] Jabi
    You're even better with a bow than me now.
[13:36] Jabi
    Though synthesizing medicine is the
    one thing you were never any good at.
[13:41] Jabi
    But on the whole, few Mushroom Keepers
     can match your physique and skills.
[13:45] Jabi
    Though, if I had to say, my only regret is that...
[13:50] Jabi
    Bisco, when I die...
[13:53] Bisco
    Shut up.
[13:55] Jabi
    Listen, Bisco.
[13:56] Bisco
    Shut up! Be quiet!
[13:58] Bisco
    I've battled through ten or twenty checkpoints
     on this journey to stop that from happening!
[14:02] Bisco
    You always, always talk as
     if your life doesn't matter.
[14:06] Bisco
    You want to rust away and croak that badly?
[14:10] Jabi
    Every minute of our travels
     has been exhilarating.
[14:13] Jabi
    Do you remember how we got
    through Mt. Hiei at Shiga?
[14:16] Jabi
    You cut the rope of the ropeway
    right before the checkpoint
[14:20] Jabi
    and swung through like Tarzan—
[14:21] Bisco
    Cut it out already!
[14:23] Bisco
    This isn't some training journey!
[14:25] Bisco
    I refuse to have an old geezer
    drag me down and croak on me!
[14:33] Bisco
    Next time you spout such
    nonsense, I'm punching you.
[14:39] Jabi
    I've turned such a kind child
    into such a mad fighter.
[14:43] Jabi
    I'm probably going to die, Bisco,
    and leave you behind, all dried up like this.
[14:48] Jabi
    I only hope that someone
    comes along afterward and...
[14:53] Bisco
    Have you eaten, Actagawa?
[14:57] Bisco
    I'm jealous of you, always living life
    at your own pace, totally stress-free.
[15:05] Bisco
    If only I'd been born a crab, too.
[15:07] Bisco
    Nah, on second thought, I wouldn't
    want anyone riding on top of me.
[15:20] Bisco
    What?
[15:34] Tirol
    Wh-What?! My missile...
[15:40] Bisco
    Shit!
[15:41] Bisco
    What is that thing?!
[15:43] Bisco
    One of Matoba Manufacturing's... snails?
[15:45] Emblem
    Matoba
[15:45] Emblem
    Manufacturing
[15:48] Bisco
    Why's it here?
[15:49] Tirol
    Then try this one!
[15:52] Jabi
    Bisco!
[15:53] Jabi
    It's gonna spew!
[15:54] Jabi
    Hide under Actagawa!
[16:06] Jabi
    That's an Escargot fighter.
[16:08] Jabi
    But it's not flying the colors
    of the Imihama Watch.
[16:11] Jabi
    Why's it after us?
[16:13] Jabi
    Arrows won't work on that heavy armor.
[16:16] Jabi
    Get into Imihama and escape into the city!
[16:18] Bisco
    What have they got against us?
[16:22] Bisco
    They keep getting in our damn way!
[16:31] Jabi
    Bisco!
[16:47] Jabi
    Run, Bisco.
[16:55] Bisco
    Jabi!
[17:01] Bisco
    Bastards!
[17:21] Bisco
    I have to find a doctor in Imihama fast!
[17:24] Bisco
    I will save him!
[17:26] Bisco
    Don't die, Jabi!
[17:34] Bisco
    Well?
[17:35] Milo
    Six shots...
[17:37] Milo
    Powerful enough to kill him
    twice over. Normally, at least.
[17:40] Milo
    What's the deal with this guy?
[17:42] Milo
    Even with these wounds, his pulse
    and breathing haven't changed.
[17:45] Bisco
    Can you save him?
[17:47] Milo
    It depends on this injection.
[17:50] Milo
    I'll open him up and remove
    both the rot and the bullets.
[17:53] Milo
    Then I'll inject him with this,
    and as long as his body holds out...
[17:56] Milo
    Wait! Where are you going?
[17:58] Bisco
    If I just stand around here,
    we'll get surrounded again,
[18:01] Bisco
    so I'll go confuse our pursuers.
     Take care of the old man—
[18:04] Milo
    No, you can't!
[18:06] Bisco
    What the hell are you doing?
[18:08] Milo
    You're badly wounded, too.
    Are you trying to get yourself killed?
[18:11] Milo
    I'll treat you. Now, sit down!
[18:13] Bisco
    I'm fine, dummy!
[18:15] Bisco
    Heal the old man!
[18:17] Bisco
    Hey, let go of my hand.
[18:18] Milo
    You're not fine!
[18:19] Milo
    I can't just leave someone
    covered in so much blood alone!
[18:22] Milo
    At the very least...
[18:23] Milo
    At least let me stitch up your head.
    The blood keeps getting in your eyes.
[18:28] Milo
    If you go out like that, all you'll do is die!
[18:36] Milo
    There, all done.
[18:40] Milo
    Um, does it hurt?
[18:43] Bisco
    No. I see now how talented you are.
[18:46] Milo
    Really? That's great!
[18:50] Bisco
    Okay, I'm heading out. Take care of Jabi.
[18:52] Milo
    U-Um...
[18:53] Bisco
    Gimme a break. What is it now?
[18:55] Milo
    Akaboshi-san, if you get injured
    again, come right back here.
[18:58] Milo
    I'll make sure to heal you.
[19:01] Bisco
    What's your name?
[19:02] Milo
    U-Uh... it's Milo.
[19:06] Milo
    Nekoyanagi Milo.
[19:08] Bisco
    Milo.
[19:09] Bisco
    Well...
[19:12] Bisco
    Thanks.
[19:21] Scout
    Captain!
[19:22] Scout
    Captain Pawoo!
[19:25] Scout
    The trail to the governor's
    office was a bluff!
[19:28] Scout
    Akaboshi's currently wreaking
    havoc over near the West Gate!
[19:32] Pawoo
    What is it? What did you see?
[19:34] ViceCaptain
    Hey! Bring some water!
[19:36] Scout
    The bunny masks are the
    ones fighting Akaboshi.
[19:39] Scout
    The ones believed to be Governor
    Kurokawa's elite forces.
[19:42] Scout
    There's a lot of them,
[19:44] Scout
    and they're proving to be no match
    for Akaboshi, who's fighting alone.
[19:47] Pawoo
    Tsk, acting on his own again.
[19:50] Scout
    Also, Captain Pawoo... Please
    remain calm when you hear this.
[19:54] Pawoo
    What is it?
[19:55] Scout
    We witnessed a huge
    mushroom sprout downtown.
[19:59] Scout
    At the Panda Clinic.
[20:02] Scout
    Where your little brother...
[20:05] Pawoo
    Lift the cordon around the governor's office
    and send Squads 2, 3, and 4 to the West Gate.
[20:09] Pawoo
    Have Squad 9 go to the North Gate.
[20:11] ViceCaptain
    A-Are you planning to
    go ahead by yourself?
[20:14] ViceCaptain
    You're up against a villain
    who's wanted nationally!
[20:17] Pawoo
    What about it?
[20:27] Bisco
    Well, that about takes care of that.
[20:30] Bisco
    Though the Watch doesn't
    seem to be showing up.
[20:33] Bisco
    Why not?
[20:41] Tirol
    W-Wait! Just hold on a second!
[20:43] Tirol
    I-I was against this!
[20:45] Tirol
    I told them such a kind man
    could never be a villain, right?
[20:50] Tirol
    Yet that governor forced me to do this!
[20:52] Bisco
    Who in the hell are you people?
    What happened to the Watch?
[20:56] Tirol
    I-I'm quitting this line of work!
[20:58] Tirol
    H-Hey, killing such an innocent girl
    would just haunt your dreams, right?
[21:03] Tirol
    L-Let's make a deal.
[21:08] Bisco
    A bike?
[21:22] Bisco
    Now that's a scary-ass way to ride.
[21:28] Bisco
    License suspended, dimwit!
[21:39] Pawoo
    Is that all you've got, Man-Eater Akaboshi?
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[23:25] Pawoo
    Red and blue.
[23:26] Pawoo
    When those two stars meet, a new
    constellation is born in the ruined sky.
[23:30] Pawoo
    But who would believe that this moment,
    this carnage would be the star of destiny?
[23:35] Pawoo
    Next episode: "Tag Team."
[23:36] Pawoo
    Divine punishment shall be swift,
    and evil shall be vanquished!
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