E8 - Wha!? Finding a Dream Home through Fortune Telling!?

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[00:03] Boy
    Yummy!
[00:06] Merchant
    Here ya go, one banana! Thanks!
[00:13] Fa
    I want one of those!
[00:15] Kotone
    Wait, Fa!
[00:16] Fa
    Look! Limited-edition autumn
    scones with popo fruit!
[00:20] Kotone
    Yeah! And the other ones look delicious, too!
[00:23] Fa
    Which one do you want? Which one?
[00:25] Rufuria
    Aren't you getting a bit too carried away?
[00:27] Rakira
    Let's give them a break.
[00:28] Rakira
    This is our first holiday shopping trip together.
[00:33] Fa
    Rufuria, Rakira, have some!
[00:35] Kotone
    We just went ahead and bought every type!
[00:42] Rufuria
    This isn't a foodie tour!
[00:44] Rufuria
    We're here to buy supplies for work.
[01:01] Kotone
    Shopping together is fun!
[01:03] Fa
    Fun!
[01:05] Rufuria
    And we got the supplies we needed.
    It worked out great.
[01:10] Kotone
    This one is cute!
[01:13] Kotone
    I think this outfit would look great on Fa!
[01:16] Fa
    Huh? The one I'm wearing is fine.
[01:19] Kotone
    Try it! It'll be so cute!
[01:21] Fa
    Hmph...
[01:22] Fa
    Fine, then.
SIGN    Undress Undress
[01:26] Kotone; Rufuria; Rakira
    Don't get naked here!
SIGN    Property 8 Wha!? Finding a Dream Home through Fortune Telling!?
[03:05] Kotone
    Hello!
[03:07] Staff
    Welcome.
[03:09] Kotone
    We'd like to try on that outfit.
[03:11] Staff
    Certainly. This way, please.
[03:15] Kotone
    How is it, Fa?
    Were you able to put it on?
[03:18] Fa
    Ta-da!
[03:19] Kotone
    So cute!
[03:21] Rakira
    Nice.
[03:22] Rufuria
    Yes, it's good.
[03:23] Rufuria
    Try a little spin.
[03:26] Fa
    Spin!
SIGN    Flip
[03:32] Kotone
    Your tail's raising the skirt!
[03:36] Fa
    I cut tail-holes in all my clothes.
[03:40] Kotone
    I didn't realize how much work you put in.
[03:42] Fa
    Hey, why don't you try it on, too, Kotone?
[03:45] Kotone
    Huh?
[03:46] Kotone
    I-I don't know if it'll suit me...
[03:50] Kotone
    It might be a bit too tight.
[03:52] Rufuria
    On certain parts, yeah.
[03:57] Fa
    You should just cut open
    the whole chest part!
SIGN    Bare
[04:00] Kotone
    I won't be able to go out in public!
[04:02] Rakira
    Wow, interesting selection.
[04:08] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, that's so cute!
[04:12] Rakira
    Its defense value isn't bad, either.
    I kind of want this.
[04:15] Kotone
    Nice! I want...
[04:18] Kotone
    This one!
[04:20] Rakira
    Full-face?!
[04:21] Rufuria
    And why that one?!
[04:23] Kotone
    There's more over there!
[04:25] Fa
    Big ears!
[04:27] Kotone
    Fa, you look good as a bunny!
[04:31] Rakira
    Rufuria, try this on.
[04:35] Rufuria
    N-No way! I'll never wear that! I have shame!
[04:39] Kotone
    Wow, that was super harsh.
[04:42] Kotone
    But please, don't say that.
[04:45] Rufuria
    I-I said no! I won't wear that, no matter what!
[04:49] Rakira
    Well, I didn't want to do this, but...
SIGN    Whisper...
[04:52] Rakira
    You have a pair of bunny ears
    that matches Popotan's, right?
[04:55] Rakira
    I know all about it.
SIGN    Rufuria's Favorite
    Stuffed Animal,
    Popotan
SIGN    Blush!!
[04:58] Rufuria
    I'll put it on! Please let me put it on!
[05:01] Kotone
    What kind of magic words
    did you just utter?!
[05:04] Rakira
    It's a secret.
[05:08] Rufuria
    Th-There! Happy?!
[05:10] Kotone
    So cute!
[05:12] Kotone
    Please add "nyan" to the end of your sentences!
[05:14] Rufuria
    Don't push it!
[05:19] Rufuria
    H-Hello, nyan...
[05:21] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria is completely domesticated!
[05:24] Rufuria
    There! Let's leave already!
[05:26] Kotone
    Oh, wait!
[05:27] Kotone
    I was thinking of buying this
    outfit as a present for Fa.
SIGN    1 Gold = 120 Yen
SIGN    3200 Gold = 384,000 Yen
[05:35] Kotone
    What?! It's worth ten months'
    rent on my apartment?!
[05:40] Staff
    Have you decided?
[05:46] Kotone; Rufuria; Rakira
    Goodbye!
[05:49] Kotone
    I though my heart was going to stop.
[05:52] Rufuria
    I didn't realize that was
    such an expensive shop.
[05:54] Rakira
    We had no right to be there.
[05:57] Kotone
    Can anyone afford to pay so much for clothes?
[06:01] Rufuria
    Maybe a Hero-class adventurer could.
[06:04] Rufuria
    Maybe it's for a final showdown
    with a super-powerful enemy?
[06:07] Kotone
    Yeah! Wearing that outfit
    for an important battle...
[06:12] Kotone
    seems a bit too casual, don't you think?
[06:15] Rakira
    Looks very flammable...
[06:16] Fa
    One hit would be lethal!
[06:19] Rufuria
    You guys don't hold back, do you?!
[06:21] Kotone
    All that running made me thirsty!
[06:24] Rakira
    Do you want to stop
    by a café or something?
[06:26] Fa
    I'm hungry!
[06:28] Kotone
    Oh, me, too!
[06:30] Rufuria
    You're going to eat more?
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    The Next Day
[06:35] Kotone
    The usual uniform is still the most relaxing.
[06:38] Rufuria
    We're too young to start
    wearing expensive clothes.
[06:42] Kotone
    The wizard's hat that I
    always wear cost eight gold.
[06:47] Rufuria
    That's cheap! That's the
    same as one healing herb!
[06:52] Kotone
    Welcome!
[06:54] Tasha
    Hello. I'm looking for a place.
[06:58] Kotone
    What an obviously suspicious client!
[07:00] Rufuria
    Don't say that out loud!
[07:02] Rakira
    Here you go.
[07:04] Tasha
    Thank you.
[07:05] Rufuria
    What kind of property are you looking for?
[07:07] Tasha
    Preferably one that's out of
    eyesight, with no windows.
[07:13] Tasha
    If there's a magic barrier of some kind
    to keep out intruders, that would be best.
[07:17] Kotone
    Do you practice dark magic or something?
[07:21] Tasha
    O-Oh, no!
[07:22] Tasha
    I'm just a regular student!
[07:25] Kotone; Rufuria
    No way!
SIGN    Tasha 13 Student
[07:26] Rufuria
    Miss Tasha, age thirteen.
[07:30] Rufuria
    So you really are a student.
[07:33] Rufuria
    And you live alone at such a young age?
[07:35] Tasha
    Yes.
SIGN    Gloom
[07:37] Tasha
    Some people found where I live right now.
[07:40] Tasha
    I want to move as soon as possible.
[07:42] Rufuria
    Do you attend spy school or something?
[07:45] Tasha
    No...
[07:46] Kotone
    Are you a ninja?
[07:48] Tasha
    Ninja! Ninja!
[07:50] Rakira
    A vampire?
[07:51] Tasha
    I'm afraid of the light!
[07:52] Fa
    A slug monster!
[07:54] Tasha
    The bandages help me stay moist.
[07:57] Tasha
    No! I'm just a regular student!
[08:01] Rufuria
    This property meets your criteria.
[08:05] Rufuria
    It's an underground warehouse,
[08:07] Rufuria
    but we got special permission
    to rent it as a residence.
[08:11] Tasha
    I like that it has no windows, but...
[08:17] Tasha
    There's only one entrance to the building,
SIGN    Shudder Shudder
[08:20] Tasha
    so people would see me when I come home.
[08:23] Kotone
    Are you sure you don't work
    in the underworld?!
[08:27] Rufuria
    Well, what about this property?
[08:31] Tasha
    It looks like a normal house.
[08:34] Rufuria
    If you pull on this...
[08:37] Tasha
    Wow! A secret passage!
[08:40] Tasha
    This place is nice!
[08:42] Rufuria
    That said, we had the owner
    clear the way this time, but...
[08:48] Rufuria
    In order to get into your room...
[08:51] Rufuria
    you have to...
[08:52] Rufuria
    clear out the...
[08:55] Rufuria
    dungeon.
[08:56] Fa
    Welcome back!
[08:57] Tasha
    Every time?! I won't be able to go home!
[09:01] Tasha
    What should I do? I want to move
    as soon as possible, but...
[09:05] Fa
    Ooh, a pretty butterfly!
[09:10] Fa
    Sorry!
[09:12] Tasha
    Ouch...
[09:15] Rakira
    I'm sorry... Wait...
    Where have I seen you before?
[09:18] Kotone
    That's the super-expensive outfit!
[09:22] Tasha
    I'm sorry I kept it a secret.
[09:24] Tasha
    My occupation is actually "superstar."
[09:27] Kotone
    Huh?
[09:28] Kotone
    So you're good at singing and dancing?
[09:31] Tasha
    Yes. Until recently,
    I really was just a normal student,
[09:36] Tasha
    but since I started performing on stage,
[09:38] Tasha
    every show is instantly sold out.
[09:42] Tasha
    Whenever I show myself in public,
    it causes a huge fuss, and people get hurt.
[09:47] Tasha
    I'm just way too popular.
[09:49] Rufuria
    Do people normally talk
    about themselves like this?
[09:52] Tasha
    But now I can't go home
    because I'm too popular!
[09:56] Tasha
    Please help me!
[09:58] Kotone
    That's why you were dressed like that?
[10:00] Rufuria
    It just made you stand out even more.
[10:02] Rufuria
    That's a tough one, though.
[10:04] Rufuria
    No matter how hard you try
    to hide, fans will find you.
[10:09] Kotone
    What about this property?
[10:12] Rufuria
    Huh? She's only thirteen!
[10:15] Kotone
    But she's a superstar who
    can afford that outfit!
[10:18] Tasha
    Um, is there something wrong with this outfit?
[10:22] Tasha
    I came here after work,
    so this is just one of my stage outfits.
[10:27] Kotone
    Wait, so do you own other
    expensive outfits like this one?
[10:31] Tasha
    Yes, maybe a hundred outfits total.
[10:33] Kotone; Rufuria
    A hundred?!
[10:43] Tasha
    Are you sure I can live
    in such a gorgeous place?!
SIGN    High-Class Apartment
[10:47] Tasha
    I'm sure nobody would try to climb in
    through the windows at this height!
[10:50] Kotone
    There are security guards at
    the entrance, so it's safe here.
[10:55] Kotone
    Given your income level,
    I thought it'd be more effective
[10:58] Kotone
    to live in a place that's
    well-protected and properly equipped,
[11:02] Kotone
    rather than hide in a dark place out of sight.
[11:05] Tasha
    I didn't even think of that! Thank you!
[11:09] Kotone
    I'm glad I could help!
[11:11] Rufuria
    I guess she just didn't fully understand
    how much her environment had changed.
[11:14] Rakira
    She's just thirteen. It's only natural.
SIGN    To Miss Kotone
[11:19] Kotone
    I got an autograph!
[11:21] Fa
    Let's go see her in concert sometime!
[11:24] Kotone
    Good idea!
[11:25] Rakira
    Rufuria?
[11:26] Rufuria
    Maybe I'll try singing and dancing, too...
[11:29] Rakira
    With cat ears?
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[11:34] Kotone
    That sounds like fun! Let me join!
[11:38] Rufuria
    No! No way! I won't wear that thing again!
[12:00] Kotone
    What's that sound? The earth is rumbling?
[12:01] Kotone
    Fa!
[12:10] Kotone
    Fa! Where are you?!
[12:14] Citizen A
    The dragon showed up again.
[12:16] Citizen B
    It's pretty close.
[12:18] Citizen C
    Look, that burning mountain...
[12:21] Kotone
    Could it be...
[12:42] Kotone
    Fa?!
[12:47] Kotone
    Fa!
[12:49] Royal Wizard Soldier
    You two! It's dangerous out here. Move back!
[12:52] Kotone
    R-Right!
[12:53] Kotone
    I-It's going to be all right.
[12:57] Kotone
    It's going to be all right, Fa,
    so let's go home!
[13:19] Fa
    Good morning, Kotone!
[13:22] Kotone
    Good morning, Fa.
[13:24] Fa
    Why's it so noisy outside?
[13:27] Kotone
    Hey, Fa... Do you remember
    what happened last night?
[13:32] Fa
    Something happened last night?
[13:34] Kotone
    Uh, no, nothing at all!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[13:39] Kotone
    Good morning!
[13:41] Fa
    Morning!
[13:42] Rufuria
    Kotone! Fa!
[13:45] Rufuria
    Were you both okay last night?!
[13:46] Kotone
    Y-Yes...
[13:49] Fa
    Yeah, it seems I slept right through it.
[13:52] Fa
    I woke up in my bed in the morning,
    and I was surprised by all the excitement!
[13:57] Rufuria
    You're always so carefree...
    What about you, Kotone?
[14:01] Kotone
    Y-Yeah, I also slept through it.
[14:04] Rakira
    Looks like another dragon showed up.
[14:07] Rakira
    Thankfully, this time it was in the mountains,
    so not much damage was done.
[14:11] Rakira
    But they say it's completely random,
    and nobody expected it to be there.
[14:15] Kotone
    Where did the dragon go after that?
[14:19] Rakira
    It just disappeared.
[14:21] Kotone
    Disappeared...
[14:22] Rufuria
    But I'm glad to hear Fa slept
    through the whole thing.
[14:28] Rufuria
    That proves Fa has nothing
    to do with the dragon.
[14:33] Rufuria
    I'm sorry I thought you had something
    to do with it last time, Fa.
[14:39] Fa
    That's right!
[14:40] Fa
    I won't forgive you unless you
    buy me the giant pudding I like!
[14:45] Rufuria
    Fine! I will! I'll buy it, all right?!
[14:50] Rufuria
    What's wrong, Kotone?
[14:52] Kotone
    N-Nothing, just trying to remember
    what I had for dinner last night.
[14:57] Rufuria
    That's totally irrelevant!
[14:59] Rufuria
    The incident happened pretty close by,
    yet none of you seem to care.
SIGN    Happy Birthday, Hero
[15:04] Rakira
    Look! The Hero's birthday was yesterday,
    and it's bigger news than the dragon.
[15:10] Rufuria
    What's the matter with our nation?!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[15:15] Casa
    Hello?
[15:16] Kotone
    Yes.
[15:17] Casa
    I'm looking for a house. May I come in?
[15:21] Kotone
    Of course!
[15:22] Kotone
    Please!
[15:25] Casa
    The crystal tells me I am destined
    to find a good place today.
[15:29] Kotone
    Are you a fortune teller?
    Can you see the future?
[15:33] Casa
    Let's see...
[15:35] Casa
    In three seconds, a ball will
    fly in through the window.
[15:39] Kotone
    Huh?
[15:41] Kotone
    Wow! You got it right!
[15:43] Kotone
    Wait, are you okay?!
[15:45] Rufuria
    She knew, but she still couldn't dodge it...
[15:49] Casa
    My name is Casa.
[15:51] Casa
    I'd like to read your fortune.
[15:55] Casa
    It'll help me determine if you're
    suited to help me find a house.
[15:59] Kotone
    Um, sure.
[16:01] Casa
    Th-This is...
[16:02] Kotone
    Wh-What?!
[16:05] Casa
    You had sardine gratin for dinner last night.
[16:08] Casa
    It looks delicious!
[16:09] Kotone
    Yes! That's it! Now I remember!
[16:11] Rufuria
    What does that have to do with her suitability?!
[16:13] Casa
    Oh, I always get distracted
    by unrelated things.
[16:17] Casa
    Her suitability is just so-so.
[16:19] Kotone
    Just so-so?!
[16:21] Rufuria
    In that case, I'll help you.
[16:26] Casa
    I see pink frills in your room,
    and a stuffed rabbit.
[16:32] Rufuria
    What?!
[16:33] Casa
    And in your dresser... Oh, my... Wow!
[16:36] Rufuria
    What did you see?!
[16:37] Kotone
    I'll pay five gold for that info!
[16:40] Rakira
    Me, too!
[16:41] Rufuria
    Stop!
[16:42] Casa
    I don't think you and I
    share the same tastes.
[16:45] Rufuria
    H-Huh...
[16:48] Casa
    You there...
[16:49] Rakira
    Y-Yes?
[16:51] Casa
    You're wearing something
    red right now, aren't you?
[16:55] Rakira
    Huh?!
[16:56] Casa
    That color will bring bad luck today.
[16:59] Rakira
    What?
[17:00] Kotone
    Miss Rakira, are you wearing
    anything red today?
[17:04] Rakira
    U-Um, my... panties...
[17:06] Kotone
    You should take them off right away!
[17:08] Rakira
    I can't do that!
[17:10] Rufuria
    Maybe you shouldn't worry about it so much.
[17:12] Rufuria
    Can you make Ms. Casa some tea?
[17:14] Rakira
    Y-Yeah.
[17:16] Kotone
    I'll help!
[17:18] Casa
    Next, for you...
[17:19] Fa
    Yes! Check me out!
[17:21] Rakira
    Oh, no!
[17:21] Kotone
    Miss Rakira?!
[17:23] Rufuria
    What happened?
[17:24] Rakira
    The vase suddenly fell.
[17:27] Kotone
    Eep! They really are red!
[17:29] Rufuria
    Stop looking!
[17:32] Rakira
    I changed.
[17:34] Fa
    Wow! You really got it right!
[17:36] Rufuria
    You don't need to read our fortunes
    anymore! It's scaring me!
[17:40] Rufuria
    We'll take care of you together.
    Let's find you a good place!
[17:43] Casa
    Oh, really?
[17:45] Rufuria
    Please tell us what kind
    of property you want!
[17:48] Casa
    Anything under 500 gold is fine.
[17:51] Rufuria
    You really don't care at all?!
[17:53] Fa
    Maybe you can decide by fortune telling.
[17:55] Casa
    That's actually a good idea.
[17:59] Casa
    A stack of papers...
    The 38th document on that stack...
[18:06] Casa
    That is the room of my destiny.
[18:09] Casa
    I will achieve ultimate happiness there.
[18:12] Fa
    35, 36, 37, 38! This one?
[18:17] Kotone; Rufuria; Fa
    What?!
[18:18] Rufuria
    Th-This one?
[18:21] Rufuria
    Are you sure this is really
    the room of your destiny?
SIGN    The Room of Destiny
[18:24] Rufuria
    It's very old, and the size is...
[18:28] Rufuria
    We usually don't recommend
    this property to women.
[18:31] Rufuria
    Maybe there's something else...
[18:33] Casa
    No, this is the one the crystal
    showed. I'll take it.
[18:38] Kotone
    This has to be the end of
    the crystal's winning streak.
[18:42] Rufuria
    I think so, too.
[18:44] Casa
    It's like they say: "Home is where you make it."
[18:49] Rufuria
    That's why I said it's not a good idea!
[18:51] Kotone
    Are you all right?!
[18:53] Casa
    I-I'm sorry! Are you all right?
[18:57] Young Man
    Y-You're...
[18:59] Casa
    U-Um... I was thinking of moving
    into the room upstairs, and...
[19:08] Casa
    Destiny...
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[19:16] Casa
    We're going to start dating.
[19:21] Kotone
    That really was the room of destiny...
[19:24] Rufuria
    I underestimated fortune telling.
[19:26] Casa
    We'll live in that room for a while,
[19:28] Casa
    and we're planning to move to a
    bigger place when we get married!
[19:33] Kotone
    That unfolded so quickly!
    You're already at that point?!
[19:36] Casa
    Yes! We'll be back to get your
    help finding a new home!
[19:41] Kotone
    The happiness aura is blinding! My eyes!
[19:46] Fa
    Hey, you never told my fortune.
[19:49] Casa
    Oh? What would you like to know?
[19:52] Fa
    Well... Tomorrow's weather?
[19:55] Rufuria
    You don't need a fortune teller for that.
    Just read the newspaper.
[19:59] Fa
    Oh, then, tonight's dinner!
    I want autumn carrot soup!
[20:03] Rufuria
    Then just get that yourself!
[20:05] Fa
    Maybe fortune telling isn't for me.
[20:09] Casa
    I'll just see if I can find
    something nice in your future.
[20:11] Fa
    Sure!
[20:12] Casa
    Oh? What's this? It's too dark.
    I can't see anything...
[20:19] Casa
    This never happens.
[20:21] Kotone
    Hey, it's okay! We all have our off-days.
[20:27] Kotone
    Huh?
[20:29] Casa
    It's nothing.
SIGN    Shine
[20:30] Casa
    Maybe I lost my powers due
    to being too happy?
[20:35] Rufuria
    Am I the only one who found that annoying?
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[20:40] Casa
    I'll be going now.
[20:41] Kotone
    Okay! I wish you both the best!
[20:52] Casa
    Just one more thing, if I may.
[20:53] Kotone
    Yes?
[20:56] Casa
    You shouldn't try to bear the
    weight of your secrets alone.
[21:05] Casa
    Here's a good luck charm.
    Try to hold on to it at all times.
[21:10] Kotone
    O-Okay.
[21:12] Kotone
    Thank you.
[21:14] Casa
    Good day.
[21:23] Kotone
    If I act worried, Fa will be worried, too.
[21:31] Kotone
    Fa has nothing to do with the dragon!
[21:36] Kotone
    It's fine. I'm sure it's fine.
[21:39] Fa
    Kotone!
[21:41] Fa
    Let's eat the cookies Ms. Casa brought!
[21:45] Kotone
    Sure! Coming!
[23:25] Kotone
    Nyan, nyan, nyan!
[23:27] Rakira
    What's wrong, Kotone?
[23:28] Kotone
    Join me, Miss Rakira!
[23:30] Rakira
    Nyan!
[23:31] Kotone
    Next episode?
SIGN    I wish my mom and dad will come to pick me up
[23:32] Rakira
    "Nyan! One More Deal Until We Meet Our Goal!
SIGN    Property 9
    Nyan! One More Deal Until We Meet Our Goal!
    Let's Make Our Wishes Come True at the Millennium Star Festival!
[23:35] Rakira
    Let's Make Our Wishes Come True
    at the Millennium Star Festival!"
[23:37] Rakira & Kotone
    Don't miss it, nyan!