# E8 - Wha!? Finding a Dream Home through Fortune Telling!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDPJQ3/wha-finding-a-dream-home-through-fortune-telling)
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**[00:03] Boy**
Yummy!
**[00:06] Merchant**
Here ya go, one banana! Thanks!
**[00:13] Fa**
I want one of those!
**[00:15] Kotone**
Wait, Fa!
**[00:16] Fa**
Look! Limited-edition autumn
scones with popo fruit!
**[00:20] Kotone**
Yeah! And the other ones look delicious, too!
**[00:23] Fa**
Which one do you want? Which one?
**[00:25] Rufuria**
Aren't you getting a bit too carried away?
**[00:27] Rakira**
Let's give them a break.
**[00:28] Rakira**
This is our first holiday shopping trip together.
**[00:33] Fa**
Rufuria, Rakira, have some!
**[00:35] Kotone**
We just went ahead and bought every type!
**[00:42] Rufuria**
This isn't a foodie tour!
**[00:44] Rufuria**
We're here to buy supplies for work.
**[01:01] Kotone**
Shopping together is fun!
**[01:03] Fa**
Fun!
**[01:05] Rufuria**
And we got the supplies we needed.
It worked out great.
**[01:10] Kotone**
This one is cute!
**[01:13] Kotone**
I think this outfit would look great on Fa!
**[01:16] Fa**
Huh? The one I'm wearing is fine.
**[01:19] Kotone**
Try it! It'll be so cute!
**[01:21] Fa**
Hmph...
**[01:22] Fa**
Fine, then.
***SIGN*** Undress Undress
**[01:26] Kotone; Rufuria; Rakira**
Don't get naked here!
***SIGN*** Property 8 Wha!? Finding a Dream Home through Fortune Telling!?
**[03:05] Kotone**
Hello!
**[03:07] Staff**
Welcome.
**[03:09] Kotone**
We'd like to try on that outfit.
**[03:11] Staff**
Certainly. This way, please.
**[03:15] Kotone**
How is it, Fa?
Were you able to put it on?
**[03:18] Fa**
Ta-da!
**[03:19] Kotone**
So cute!
**[03:21] Rakira**
Nice.
**[03:22] Rufuria**
Yes, it's good.
**[03:23] Rufuria**
Try a little spin.
**[03:26] Fa**
Spin!
***SIGN*** Flip
**[03:32] Kotone**
Your tail's raising the skirt!
**[03:36] Fa**
I cut tail-holes in all my clothes.
**[03:40] Kotone**
I didn't realize how much work you put in.
**[03:42] Fa**
Hey, why don't you try it on, too, Kotone?
**[03:45] Kotone**
Huh?
**[03:46] Kotone**
I-I don't know if it'll suit me...
**[03:50] Kotone**
It might be a bit too tight.
**[03:52] Rufuria**
On certain parts, yeah.
**[03:57] Fa**
You should just cut open
the whole chest part!
***SIGN*** Bare
**[04:00] Kotone**
I won't be able to go out in public!
**[04:02] Rakira**
Wow, interesting selection.
**[04:08] Kotone**
Miss Rakira, that's so cute!
**[04:12] Rakira**
Its defense value isn't bad, either.
I kind of want this.
**[04:15] Kotone**
Nice! I want...
**[04:18] Kotone**
This one!
**[04:20] Rakira**
Full-face?!
**[04:21] Rufuria**
And why that one?!
**[04:23] Kotone**
There's more over there!
**[04:25] Fa**
Big ears!
**[04:27] Kotone**
Fa, you look good as a bunny!
**[04:31] Rakira**
Rufuria, try this on.
**[04:35] Rufuria**
N-No way! I'll never wear that! I have shame!
**[04:39] Kotone**
Wow, that was super harsh.
**[04:42] Kotone**
But please, don't say that.
**[04:45] Rufuria**
I-I said no! I won't wear that, no matter what!
**[04:49] Rakira**
Well, I didn't want to do this, but...
***SIGN*** Whisper...
**[04:52] Rakira**
You have a pair of bunny ears
that matches Popotan's, right?
**[04:55] Rakira**
I know all about it.
***SIGN*** Rufuria's Favorite
Stuffed Animal,
Popotan
***SIGN*** Blush!!
**[04:58] Rufuria**
I'll put it on! Please let me put it on!
**[05:01] Kotone**
What kind of magic words
did you just utter?!
**[05:04] Rakira**
It's a secret.
**[05:08] Rufuria**
Th-There! Happy?!
**[05:10] Kotone**
So cute!
**[05:12] Kotone**
Please add "nyan" to the end of your sentences!
**[05:14] Rufuria**
Don't push it!
**[05:19] Rufuria**
H-Hello, nyan...
**[05:21] Kotone**
Miss Rufuria is completely domesticated!
**[05:24] Rufuria**
There! Let's leave already!
**[05:26] Kotone**
Oh, wait!
**[05:27] Kotone**
I was thinking of buying this
outfit as a present for Fa.
***SIGN*** 1 Gold = 120 Yen
***SIGN*** 3200 Gold = 384,000 Yen
**[05:35] Kotone**
What?! It's worth ten months'
rent on my apartment?!
**[05:40] Staff**
Have you decided?
**[05:46] Kotone; Rufuria; Rakira**
Goodbye!
**[05:49] Kotone**
I though my heart was going to stop.
**[05:52] Rufuria**
I didn't realize that was
such an expensive shop.
**[05:54] Rakira**
We had no right to be there.
**[05:57] Kotone**
Can anyone afford to pay so much for clothes?
**[06:01] Rufuria**
Maybe a Hero-class adventurer could.
**[06:04] Rufuria**
Maybe it's for a final showdown
with a super-powerful enemy?
**[06:07] Kotone**
Yeah! Wearing that outfit
for an important battle...
**[06:12] Kotone**
seems a bit too casual, don't you think?
**[06:15] Rakira**
Looks very flammable...
**[06:16] Fa**
One hit would be lethal!
**[06:19] Rufuria**
You guys don't hold back, do you?!
**[06:21] Kotone**
All that running made me thirsty!
**[06:24] Rakira**
Do you want to stop
by a café or something?
**[06:26] Fa**
I'm hungry!
**[06:28] Kotone**
Oh, me, too!
**[06:30] Rufuria**
You're going to eat more?
***SIGN*** RPG
Real Estate
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[06:35] Kotone**
The usual uniform is still the most relaxing.
**[06:38] Rufuria**
We're too young to start
wearing expensive clothes.
**[06:42] Kotone**
The wizard's hat that I
always wear cost eight gold.
**[06:47] Rufuria**
That's cheap! That's the
same as one healing herb!
**[06:52] Kotone**
Welcome!
**[06:54] Tasha**
Hello. I'm looking for a place.
**[06:58] Kotone**
What an obviously suspicious client!
**[07:00] Rufuria**
Don't say that out loud!
**[07:02] Rakira**
Here you go.
**[07:04] Tasha**
Thank you.
**[07:05] Rufuria**
What kind of property are you looking for?
**[07:07] Tasha**
Preferably one that's out of
eyesight, with no windows.
**[07:13] Tasha**
If there's a magic barrier of some kind
to keep out intruders, that would be best.
**[07:17] Kotone**
Do you practice dark magic or something?
**[07:21] Tasha**
O-Oh, no!
**[07:22] Tasha**
I'm just a regular student!
**[07:25] Kotone; Rufuria**
No way!
***SIGN*** Tasha 13 Student
**[07:26] Rufuria**
Miss Tasha, age thirteen.
**[07:30] Rufuria**
So you really are a student.
**[07:33] Rufuria**
And you live alone at such a young age?
**[07:35] Tasha**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[07:37] Tasha**
Some people found where I live right now.
**[07:40] Tasha**
I want to move as soon as possible.
**[07:42] Rufuria**
Do you attend spy school or something?
**[07:45] Tasha**
No...
**[07:46] Kotone**
Are you a ninja?
**[07:48] Tasha**
Ninja! Ninja!
**[07:50] Rakira**
A vampire?
**[07:51] Tasha**
I'm afraid of the light!
**[07:52] Fa**
A slug monster!
**[07:54] Tasha**
The bandages help me stay moist.
**[07:57] Tasha**
No! I'm just a regular student!
**[08:01] Rufuria**
This property meets your criteria.
**[08:05] Rufuria**
It's an underground warehouse,
**[08:07] Rufuria**
but we got special permission
to rent it as a residence.
**[08:11] Tasha**
I like that it has no windows, but...
**[08:17] Tasha**
There's only one entrance to the building,
***SIGN*** Shudder Shudder
**[08:20] Tasha**
so people would see me when I come home.
**[08:23] Kotone**
Are you sure you don't work
in the underworld?!
**[08:27] Rufuria**
Well, what about this property?
**[08:31] Tasha**
It looks like a normal house.
**[08:34] Rufuria**
If you pull on this...
**[08:37] Tasha**
Wow! A secret passage!
**[08:40] Tasha**
This place is nice!
**[08:42] Rufuria**
That said, we had the owner
clear the way this time, but...
**[08:48] Rufuria**
In order to get into your room...
**[08:51] Rufuria**
you have to...
**[08:52] Rufuria**
clear out the...
**[08:55] Rufuria**
dungeon.
**[08:56] Fa**
Welcome back!
**[08:57] Tasha**
Every time?! I won't be able to go home!
**[09:01] Tasha**
What should I do? I want to move
as soon as possible, but...
**[09:05] Fa**
Ooh, a pretty butterfly!
**[09:10] Fa**
Sorry!
**[09:12] Tasha**
Ouch...
**[09:15] Rakira**
I'm sorry... Wait...
Where have I seen you before?
**[09:18] Kotone**
That's the super-expensive outfit!
**[09:22] Tasha**
I'm sorry I kept it a secret.
**[09:24] Tasha**
My occupation is actually "superstar."
**[09:27] Kotone**
Huh?
**[09:28] Kotone**
So you're good at singing and dancing?
**[09:31] Tasha**
Yes. Until recently,
I really was just a normal student,
**[09:36] Tasha**
but since I started performing on stage,
**[09:38] Tasha**
every show is instantly sold out.
**[09:42] Tasha**
Whenever I show myself in public,
it causes a huge fuss, and people get hurt.
**[09:47] Tasha**
I'm just way too popular.
**[09:49] Rufuria**
Do people normally talk
about themselves like this?
**[09:52] Tasha**
But now I can't go home
because I'm too popular!
**[09:56] Tasha**
Please help me!
**[09:58] Kotone**
That's why you were dressed like that?
**[10:00] Rufuria**
It just made you stand out even more.
**[10:02] Rufuria**
That's a tough one, though.
**[10:04] Rufuria**
No matter how hard you try
to hide, fans will find you.
**[10:09] Kotone**
What about this property?
**[10:12] Rufuria**
Huh? She's only thirteen!
**[10:15] Kotone**
But she's a superstar who
can afford that outfit!
**[10:18] Tasha**
Um, is there something wrong with this outfit?
**[10:22] Tasha**
I came here after work,
so this is just one of my stage outfits.
**[10:27] Kotone**
Wait, so do you own other
expensive outfits like this one?
**[10:31] Tasha**
Yes, maybe a hundred outfits total.
**[10:33] Kotone; Rufuria**
A hundred?!
**[10:43] Tasha**
Are you sure I can live
in such a gorgeous place?!
***SIGN*** High-Class Apartment
**[10:47] Tasha**
I'm sure nobody would try to climb in
through the windows at this height!
**[10:50] Kotone**
There are security guards at
the entrance, so it's safe here.
**[10:55] Kotone**
Given your income level,
I thought it'd be more effective
**[10:58] Kotone**
to live in a place that's
well-protected and properly equipped,
**[11:02] Kotone**
rather than hide in a dark place out of sight.
**[11:05] Tasha**
I didn't even think of that! Thank you!
**[11:09] Kotone**
I'm glad I could help!
**[11:11] Rufuria**
I guess she just didn't fully understand
how much her environment had changed.
**[11:14] Rakira**
She's just thirteen. It's only natural.
***SIGN*** To Miss Kotone
**[11:19] Kotone**
I got an autograph!
**[11:21] Fa**
Let's go see her in concert sometime!
**[11:24] Kotone**
Good idea!
**[11:25] Rakira**
Rufuria?
**[11:26] Rufuria**
Maybe I'll try singing and dancing, too...
**[11:29] Rakira**
With cat ears?
***SIGN*** RPG
Real Estate
**[11:34] Kotone**
That sounds like fun! Let me join!
**[11:38] Rufuria**
No! No way! I won't wear that thing again!
**[12:00] Kotone**
What's that sound? The earth is rumbling?
**[12:01] Kotone**
Fa!
**[12:10] Kotone**
Fa! Where are you?!
**[12:14] Citizen A**
The dragon showed up again.
**[12:16] Citizen B**
It's pretty close.
**[12:18] Citizen C**
Look, that burning mountain...
**[12:21] Kotone**
Could it be...
**[12:42] Kotone**
Fa?!
**[12:47] Kotone**
Fa!
**[12:49] Royal Wizard Soldier**
You two! It's dangerous out here. Move back!
**[12:52] Kotone**
R-Right!
**[12:53] Kotone**
I-It's going to be all right.
**[12:57] Kotone**
It's going to be all right, Fa,
so let's go home!
**[13:19] Fa**
Good morning, Kotone!
**[13:22] Kotone**
Good morning, Fa.
**[13:24] Fa**
Why's it so noisy outside?
**[13:27] Kotone**
Hey, Fa... Do you remember
what happened last night?
**[13:32] Fa**
Something happened last night?
**[13:34] Kotone**
Uh, no, nothing at all!
***SIGN*** RPG
Real Estate
**[13:39] Kotone**
Good morning!
**[13:41] Fa**
Morning!
**[13:42] Rufuria**
Kotone! Fa!
**[13:45] Rufuria**
Were you both okay last night?!
**[13:46] Kotone**
Y-Yes...
**[13:49] Fa**
Yeah, it seems I slept right through it.
**[13:52] Fa**
I woke up in my bed in the morning,
and I was surprised by all the excitement!
**[13:57] Rufuria**
You're always so carefree...
What about you, Kotone?
**[14:01] Kotone**
Y-Yeah, I also slept through it.
**[14:04] Rakira**
Looks like another dragon showed up.
**[14:07] Rakira**
Thankfully, this time it was in the mountains,
so not much damage was done.
**[14:11] Rakira**
But they say it's completely random,
and nobody expected it to be there.
**[14:15] Kotone**
Where did the dragon go after that?
**[14:19] Rakira**
It just disappeared.
**[14:21] Kotone**
Disappeared...
**[14:22] Rufuria**
But I'm glad to hear Fa slept
through the whole thing.
**[14:28] Rufuria**
That proves Fa has nothing
to do with the dragon.
**[14:33] Rufuria**
I'm sorry I thought you had something
to do with it last time, Fa.
**[14:39] Fa**
That's right!
**[14:40] Fa**
I won't forgive you unless you
buy me the giant pudding I like!
**[14:45] Rufuria**
Fine! I will! I'll buy it, all right?!
**[14:50] Rufuria**
What's wrong, Kotone?
**[14:52] Kotone**
N-Nothing, just trying to remember
what I had for dinner last night.
**[14:57] Rufuria**
That's totally irrelevant!
**[14:59] Rufuria**
The incident happened pretty close by,
yet none of you seem to care.
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday, Hero
**[15:04] Rakira**
Look! The Hero's birthday was yesterday,
and it's bigger news than the dragon.
**[15:10] Rufuria**
What's the matter with our nation?!
***SIGN*** RPG
Real Estate
**[15:15] Casa**
Hello?
**[15:16] Kotone**
Yes.
**[15:17] Casa**
I'm looking for a house. May I come in?
**[15:21] Kotone**
Of course!
**[15:22] Kotone**
Please!
**[15:25] Casa**
The crystal tells me I am destined
to find a good place today.
**[15:29] Kotone**
Are you a fortune teller?
Can you see the future?
**[15:33] Casa**
Let's see...
**[15:35] Casa**
In three seconds, a ball will
fly in through the window.
**[15:39] Kotone**
Huh?
**[15:41] Kotone**
Wow! You got it right!
**[15:43] Kotone**
Wait, are you okay?!
**[15:45] Rufuria**
She knew, but she still couldn't dodge it...
**[15:49] Casa**
My name is Casa.
**[15:51] Casa**
I'd like to read your fortune.
**[15:55] Casa**
It'll help me determine if you're
suited to help me find a house.
**[15:59] Kotone**
Um, sure.
**[16:01] Casa**
Th-This is...
**[16:02] Kotone**
Wh-What?!
**[16:05] Casa**
You had sardine gratin for dinner last night.
**[16:08] Casa**
It looks delicious!
**[16:09] Kotone**
Yes! That's it! Now I remember!
**[16:11] Rufuria**
What does that have to do with her suitability?!
**[16:13] Casa**
Oh, I always get distracted
by unrelated things.
**[16:17] Casa**
Her suitability is just so-so.
**[16:19] Kotone**
Just so-so?!
**[16:21] Rufuria**
In that case, I'll help you.
**[16:26] Casa**
I see pink frills in your room,
and a stuffed rabbit.
**[16:32] Rufuria**
What?!
**[16:33] Casa**
And in your dresser... Oh, my... Wow!
**[16:36] Rufuria**
What did you see?!
**[16:37] Kotone**
I'll pay five gold for that info!
**[16:40] Rakira**
Me, too!
**[16:41] Rufuria**
Stop!
**[16:42] Casa**
I don't think you and I
share the same tastes.
**[16:45] Rufuria**
H-Huh...
**[16:48] Casa**
You there...
**[16:49] Rakira**
Y-Yes?
**[16:51] Casa**
You're wearing something
red right now, aren't you?
**[16:55] Rakira**
Huh?!
**[16:56] Casa**
That color will bring bad luck today.
**[16:59] Rakira**
What?
**[17:00] Kotone**
Miss Rakira, are you wearing
anything red today?
**[17:04] Rakira**
U-Um, my... panties...
**[17:06] Kotone**
You should take them off right away!
**[17:08] Rakira**
I can't do that!
**[17:10] Rufuria**
Maybe you shouldn't worry about it so much.
**[17:12] Rufuria**
Can you make Ms. Casa some tea?
**[17:14] Rakira**
Y-Yeah.
**[17:16] Kotone**
I'll help!
**[17:18] Casa**
Next, for you...
**[17:19] Fa**
Yes! Check me out!
**[17:21] Rakira**
Oh, no!
**[17:21] Kotone**
Miss Rakira?!
**[17:23] Rufuria**
What happened?
**[17:24] Rakira**
The vase suddenly fell.
**[17:27] Kotone**
Eep! They really are red!
**[17:29] Rufuria**
Stop looking!
**[17:32] Rakira**
I changed.
**[17:34] Fa**
Wow! You really got it right!
**[17:36] Rufuria**
You don't need to read our fortunes
anymore! It's scaring me!
**[17:40] Rufuria**
We'll take care of you together.
Let's find you a good place!
**[17:43] Casa**
Oh, really?
**[17:45] Rufuria**
Please tell us what kind
of property you want!
**[17:48] Casa**
Anything under 500 gold is fine.
**[17:51] Rufuria**
You really don't care at all?!
**[17:53] Fa**
Maybe you can decide by fortune telling.
**[17:55] Casa**
That's actually a good idea.
**[17:59] Casa**
A stack of papers...
The 38th document on that stack...
**[18:06] Casa**
That is the room of my destiny.
**[18:09] Casa**
I will achieve ultimate happiness there.
**[18:12] Fa**
35, 36, 37, 38! This one?
**[18:17] Kotone; Rufuria; Fa**
What?!
**[18:18] Rufuria**
Th-This one?
**[18:21] Rufuria**
Are you sure this is really
the room of your destiny?
***SIGN*** The Room of Destiny
**[18:24] Rufuria**
It's very old, and the size is...
**[18:28] Rufuria**
We usually don't recommend
this property to women.
**[18:31] Rufuria**
Maybe there's something else...
**[18:33] Casa**
No, this is the one the crystal
showed. I'll take it.
**[18:38] Kotone**
This has to be the end of
the crystal's winning streak.
**[18:42] Rufuria**
I think so, too.
**[18:44] Casa**
It's like they say: "Home is where you make it."
**[18:49] Rufuria**
That's why I said it's not a good idea!
**[18:51] Kotone**
Are you all right?!
**[18:53] Casa**
I-I'm sorry! Are you all right?
**[18:57] Young Man**
Y-You're...
**[18:59] Casa**
U-Um... I was thinking of moving
into the room upstairs, and...
**[19:08] Casa**
*Destiny...*
***SIGN*** RPG
Real Estate
***SIGN*** A Few Days Later
**[19:16] Casa**
We're going to start dating.
**[19:21] Kotone**
That really was the room of destiny...
**[19:24] Rufuria**
I underestimated fortune telling.
**[19:26] Casa**
We'll live in that room for a while,
**[19:28] Casa**
and we're planning to move to a
bigger place when we get married!
**[19:33] Kotone**
That unfolded so quickly!
You're already at that point?!
**[19:36] Casa**
Yes! We'll be back to get your
help finding a new home!
**[19:41] Kotone**
The happiness aura is blinding! My eyes!
**[19:46] Fa**
Hey, you never told my fortune.
**[19:49] Casa**
Oh? What would you like to know?
**[19:52] Fa**
Well... Tomorrow's weather?
**[19:55] Rufuria**
You don't need a fortune teller for that.
Just read the newspaper.
**[19:59] Fa**
Oh, then, tonight's dinner!
I want autumn carrot soup!
**[20:03] Rufuria**
Then just get that yourself!
**[20:05] Fa**
Maybe fortune telling isn't for me.
**[20:09] Casa**
I'll just see if I can find
something nice in your future.
**[20:11] Fa**
Sure!
**[20:12] Casa**
Oh? What's this? It's too dark.
I can't see anything...
**[20:19] Casa**
This never happens.
**[20:21] Kotone**
Hey, it's okay! We all have our off-days.
**[20:27] Kotone**
Huh?
**[20:29] Casa**
It's nothing.
***SIGN*** Shine
**[20:30] Casa**
Maybe I lost my powers due
to being too happy?
**[20:35] Rufuria**
Am I the only one who found that annoying?
***SIGN*** RPG
Real Estate
**[20:40] Casa**
I'll be going now.
**[20:41] Kotone**
Okay! I wish you both the best!
**[20:52] Casa**
Just one more thing, if I may.
**[20:53] Kotone**
Yes?
**[20:56] Casa**
You shouldn't try to bear the
weight of your secrets alone.
**[21:05] Casa**
Here's a good luck charm.
Try to hold on to it at all times.
**[21:10] Kotone**
O-Okay.
**[21:12] Kotone**
Thank you.
**[21:14] Casa**
Good day.
**[21:23] Kotone**
*If I act worried, Fa will be worried, too.*
**[21:31] Kotone**
*Fa has nothing to do with the dragon!*
**[21:36] Kotone**
*It's fine. I'm sure it's fine.*
**[21:39] Fa**
Kotone!
**[21:41] Fa**
Let's eat the cookies Ms. Casa brought!
**[21:45] Kotone**
Sure! Coming!
**[23:25] Kotone**
Nyan, nyan, nyan!
**[23:27] Rakira**
What's wrong, Kotone?
**[23:28] Kotone**
Join me, Miss Rakira!
**[23:30] Rakira**
Nyan!
**[23:31] Kotone**
Next episode?
***SIGN*** I wish my mom and dad will come to pick me up
**[23:32] Rakira**
"Nyan! One More Deal Until We Meet Our Goal!
***SIGN*** Property 9
Nyan! One More Deal Until We Meet Our Goal!
Let's Make Our Wishes Come True at the Millennium Star Festival!
**[23:35] Rakira**
Let's Make Our Wishes Come True
at the Millennium Star Festival!"
**[23:37] Rakira & Kotone**
Don't miss it, nyan!