E9 - Nyan! One more deal until we meet our goal! Let's make our wishes come true at the Millennium Star Festival!

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[00:00] Rufuria
    It's finally here...
[00:02] Kotone
    Yes! I'm sure today's the day...
[00:04] Rakira
    ...we're gonna make it!
SIGN    Deals Closed
SIGN    Goal Line
[00:06] Rufuria
    Just one more deal until we meet our goal!
[00:09] Kotone
    If we can close just one more deal...
[00:12] Fa
    Yay!
[00:15] Fa
    Someone wants us to come see
    their property right away!
SIGN    RPG
    Real Estate
[00:19] All
    Yay!
SIGN    Property 9
    Nyan! One More Deal Until We Meet Our Goal!
    Let's Make Our Wishes Come True at the Millennium Star Festival!
[02:00] Kotone
    It's pretty deep in the mountains.
[02:02] Rufuria
    Yeah. They want us to come
    take a look at the property
[02:04] Rufuria
    before offering it up for rent, right?
[02:07] Fa
    Yeah, that's what they said!
[02:10] Kotone
    When we reach our goal,
    how should we celebrate?
[02:14] Kotone
    Maybe a vacation trip to a southern island?
[02:17] Fa
    I want to go!
[02:18] Rufuria
    Not yet! We celebrate when the deal
    is signed, not a moment before!
[02:24] Rakira
    Oh, is that the place?
SIGN    Inn in the Forest
SIGN    Please take a bath in the hot spring before proceeding.
[02:29] Kotone
    "Please take a bath in the hot spring
    before proceeding"?
[02:32] Kotone
    Hot spring?!
SIGN    Bath
[02:38] Kotone
    This feels good!
[02:40] Kotone
    I didn't know there was a hot spring out here!
[02:43] Rufuria
    I've never been here, either.
[02:45] Rakira
    I didn't expect to receive such service.
[02:49] Rufuria
    Kotone, what are you wearing?
[02:52] Kotone
    Oh, this?
[02:53] Kotone
    It's a good luck charm that
    Ms. Casa the fortune teller gave me.
[02:57] Rufuria
    A good luck charm?
[02:58] Rufuria
    Is there something you're worried about?
[03:03] (Flashback) Casa
    You shouldn't try to bear the
    weight of your secrets alone.
[03:12] Kotone
    Um...
[03:14] Kotone
    I ate too much recently and gained weight!
[03:16] Kotone
    Also, my underwear doesn't match today,
    so I was a bit ashamed!
[03:20] Rufuria
    I honestly can't care less!
[03:21] Rufuria
    We're already naked anyway!
[03:23] Rufuria
    You're not supposed to swim in the bath, Fa.
[03:26] Fa
    Huh? Really?
[03:28] Fa
    Then...
SIGN    Spiiiiiin!
[03:29] Fa
    How about spinning?
[03:31] Rufuria
    Why spin?! You're making
    waves in the water! Stop!
[03:37] Kotone
    The waves are fun.
[03:39] Rufuria
    Where did you get that float?!
[03:41] Kotone
    I was hoping we could go straight
    to our vacation after this,
[03:45] Kotone
    so I brought these, too!
[03:46] Rufuria
    You're getting ahead of yourself!
[03:47] Kotone
    It's really uncomfortable
    how only my rear is warm.
SIGN    Nwah...
[03:51] Kotone
    It's a new sensation.
[03:52] Rufuria
    I would imagine so!
[03:54] Rakira
    It's all right. There's nobody else here.
[03:57] Rufuria
    That's true.
[04:00] Rufuria
    It would really be awesome to live
    in a property with a hot spring.
[04:04] Rufuria
    If it's a nice place,
    I might even move here myself.
[04:07] Rakira
    What?! You're going to leave our apartment?!
[04:10] Rufuria
    I'd bring you with me, of course.
[04:12] Rufuria
    What do you think?
    We can bathe together every day.
[04:16] Rakira
    Every day together...
[04:18] Rakira
    That sounds nice.
[04:23] Rakira
    This hot spring has a very nice smell.
[04:27] Rakira
    It's like... um...
[04:31] Kotone
    A fish broth soup!
[04:32] Rufuria
    No way!
[04:37] Fa
    A lot of fish are floating around.
[04:40] Kotone
    See?!
[04:40] Rufuria
    What?! They didn't boil to
    death in here, did they?
[04:46] Rakira
    This fish is pre-cooked! I'm certain!
[04:49] Rufuria
    How can you eat that?!
[04:51] Rufuria
    I enjoyed the hot spring in the beginning,
    but now it's feeling a bit creepy.
[04:56] Rakira
    I wonder why they did that.
[04:57] Rufuria
    Let's leave the bath now
    and go meet the owner.
SIGN    Guide to Bathing
[05:09] Fa
    Huh? Our clothes are gone.
[05:12] Rufuria
    What?! Why?!
[05:13] Kotone
    L-Let's find something we can use for clothing...
[05:18] Kotone
    Here we go!
[05:19] Rufuria
    Are you living in prehistoric times?
[05:21] Rakira
    You're completely exposed from behind!
SIGN    Please change into this outfit and proceed.
[05:24] Kotone
    Huh? Another sign?
[05:28] Kotone
    "Please change into this outfit and proceed."
[05:31] Rufuria
    This is the outfit?
[05:34] Rakira
    This is basically just underwear.
[05:35] Rufuria
    But it's about the same
    as what you usually wear.
[05:38] Rakira
    It's nowhere near the same!
    I can't walk around like this!
[05:41] Rufuria
    I guess it's a little more revealing?
SIGN    Usual
SIGN    Now
[05:44] Kotone
    Fa, what about the tail-hole?
[05:46] Fa
    It already has a small one!
[05:50] Kotone
    Oh, it does!
[05:52] Rufuria
    What's that arrow for?
[05:54] Kotone
    I guess they want us to go that way?
SIGN    Sneak...
[06:01] Fa
    My finger's caught in Kotone's butt!
[06:03] Rakira
    Buttock muscles strong
    enough to trap a finger...
[06:06] Rakira
    Kotone, what kind of training do you do?!
[06:07] Rufuria
    That's what impresses you?!
[06:13] Rufuria
    Another sign.
SIGN    Please apply this after-bath cream to your skin.
[06:15] Kotone
    "Please apply this after-bath cream
    to your skin."
[06:22] Rufuria
    A body cream?
[06:23] Rakira
    It has a nice milk-like scent.
[06:25] Fa
    Smells tasty.
[06:28] Rufuria
    Hey! This stuff isn't edible!
[06:30] Fa
    Yum! I want to eat this with a big spoon!
[06:34] Rufuria
    I won't heal you if you get a debuff from this!
[06:38] Rakira
    She's right! This is a delicious milk cream!
[06:41] Rufuria
    You, too?!
[06:45] Kotone
    Again...
SIGN    Please finish by applying this powder on your body.
[06:46] Kotone
    "Please finish by applying
    this powder on your body."
[06:51] Kotone
    This must be it!
[06:54] Rufuria
    Well? Does it seem safe?
[07:04] Rufuria
    Kotone's lost it!
[07:08] Rakira
    This is catnip!
[07:10] Rufuria
    What? Does that affect humans?!
[07:13] Rakira
    Usually not, but...
[07:14] Rakira
    Fa, do you notice anything?
[07:28] Rufuria
    This is super scary!
[07:30] Rakira
    Hey, something's not right.
[07:32] Rufuria
    Yes, I always thought something
    wasn't right about Kotone.
[07:36] Rakira
    Not that. A fish broth bath,
    milk cream, catnip powder...
[07:41] Rakira
    Isn't it like a cooking recipe?
[07:43] Rufuria
    Huh? What do you mean?
[07:45] Rakira
    I think we're being cooked!
SIGN    Served Hot!!
[07:47] Rufuria
    What?!
[07:50] Rufuria
    Fa, when the person called about
    the property, what were they like?
[07:54] Fa
    He said, "I want you to
    come see a property meow."
[07:57] Rufuria
    A cat?!
[07:58] Fa
    Now that I think about it,
    he wasn't speaking human language.
[08:01] Rakira
    Is a cat trying to cook and eat us?
[08:04] Rufuria
    What?!
[08:05] Rufuria
    But cats are so cute and small!
[08:09] Rufuria
    How can they eat us?
[08:11] Cat-person
    Meow.
[08:16] Rufuria; Rakira
    It's a cat monster!
[08:20] Cat-person
    Meow.
[08:21] Fa
    He's saying, "Please come this way."
[08:23] Rufuria
    I'm not going!
[08:24] Kotone
    Meow!
[08:27] Rufuria
    She really went!
[08:29] Cat-people
    Meow!
[08:30] Rufuria; Rakira
    Kotone!
[08:32] Rakira
    They ate Kotone!
[08:34] Rufuria
    I didn't mind how clumsy you were!
[08:37] Kotone
    Ooh, that feels good.
SIGN    Rub Rub Rub
[08:43] Kotone
    Oh, bliss.
[08:47] Rufuria; Rakira
    Huh?
SIGN    Boom
[08:50] Fa
    "How do you like this?!
    Are you enjoying our service?!" he said.
[08:56] Rufuria
    Huh?
[08:56] Nekoemon
    I can't thank you enough
    for coming all the way out here!
SIGN    He Is Speaking in Cat-Person Language
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah Blah
[09:01] Nekoemon
    This place must have been hard to find, right?
[09:03] Nekoemon
    I hope you didn't get lost!
[09:06] Rufuria
    What's he saying?
[09:08] Fa
    This cat-person speaks so fast!
[09:11] Fa
    Give me a second to translate!
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah Blah
[09:13] Nekoemon
    The reason why I called is...
    Well, it's complicated.
[09:16] Nekoemon
    We used to be an inn,
    but we're not getting any visitors.
[09:20] Nekoemon
    You know how there are far fewer
    adventurers nowadays, right?
[09:24] Nekoemon
    So! We started thinking about switching
    to a rental-style property
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah Blah
[09:29] Nekoemon
    to stabilize our income,
    and we wanted to hear your take on that idea.
[09:32] Fa
    ...he said!
[09:33] Rufuria
    I see. So they were genuinely
    trying to provide a service.
[09:38] Nekoemon
    So, how was it?!
    If we can't make it as an inn,
[09:41] Nekoemon
    we seriously want to try our hand
    at a new business model!
[09:44] Kotone
    I object!
[09:46] Rufuria
    You're conscious?!
[09:47] Kotone
    This service is bad!
SIGN    Hmph Hmph
[09:49] Kotone
    Only cats and cat-people would enjoy this!
[09:52] Rufuria
    It seemed to work pretty well on you, Kotone.
[09:56] Kotone
    The reason you're not getting visitors
    isn't just the decrease in adventuring!
[10:01] Kotone
    You have serious issues with your service!
[10:05] Nekoemon
    Wh-What?!
[10:10] Kotone
    I will teach you how to capture
    the hearts of regular people!
[10:14] Kotone
    Listen to everything I say!
[10:16] Rufuria
    Is the catnip emboldening her?!
[10:19] Nekoemon
    Really?! Please! Tell us what to do!
[10:23] Kotone
    Firstly and most importantly...
[10:26] Kotone
    Let your customers touch your paws!
[10:28] Rufuria
    That's the first improvement?!
SIGN    Cat Hot Spring
SIGN    A Few Days Later
SIGN    Cat Hot Spring
SIGN    Welcome, Welcome!
[10:38] Female customer A
    Oh, the paws are so fluffy!
[10:42] Female customer B
    Flowers on the water! Such a nice scent!
[10:46] Female customer C
    Look, there's cold milk here!
[10:50] Female customer D
    This dessert is delicious, too!
[10:58] Nekoemon
    "Miss Kotone! Thank you so much!
[11:01] Nekoemon
    Those small changes made
    such a big improvement!
[11:03] Fa
    ...he said!
[11:04] Kotone
    Oh, don't mention it.
[11:06] Fa
    The paw thing really helped!
[11:09] Rakira
    The flowers in the bath and the
    drinks and dessert were my ideas.
[11:14] Rufuria
    Didn't Rakira do all the actual work?
[11:17] Kotone
    Now you should have no problem
    renting this property!
[11:21] Kotone
    Please sign this contract here.
[11:24] Rakira
    Finally...
[11:25] Rufuria
    Our goal!
[11:27] Nekoemon
    Oh, never mind that.
    The inn is so successful,
[11:31] Nekoemon
    there's no need for us to switch to rentals.
[11:34] Fa
    ...he said.
[11:35] Kotone
    What?!
[11:37] Kotone
    Come on! After all we did
    to help get more visitors!
SIGN    Cat Hot Spring Free Pass
[11:42] Fa
    "Thanks for all the help!
[11:44] Fa
    Here are some free pass tickets.
    You can come use our hot spring anytime.
[11:49] Fa
    Will you forgive us now?"
[11:52] Kotone
    Fine, but this is the last time!
[11:55] Rufuria
    You're kind of talking like him!
[11:59] Rufuria
    I thought we had a deal for sure.
[12:02] Kotone
    It's unfortunate.
[12:03] Rufuria
    We still have a few more days
    until the end of the month.
[12:06] Rufuria
    I won't give up!
[12:07] Rakira
    But free hot spring access is a good deal.
[12:10] Kotone
    Let's continue to get naked and intimate!
[12:13] Female customer E
    I can't wait for the
    Millennium Star Festival tonight.
[12:16] Female customer F
    What should I wish for?
[12:18] Kotone
    Millennium Star Festival?
[12:20] Rufuria
    It's famous! I forgot it's tonight.
[12:24] Fa
    I want to go to the festival!
[12:25] Kotone
    I want to go, too!
SIGN    Cat Hot Spring
[12:27] Rakira
    Let's check it out after we get out of the bath!
[12:29] Rufuria
    Sure.
[12:30] Kotone; Fa
    Yay!
[12:34] Kotone
    I'm so excited!
[12:35] Fa
    Yeah!
[13:01] Kotone
    So pretty!
[13:04] Kotone
    I've never seen a festival like this before!
[13:07] Rufuria
    Once a year in autumn,
    after the harvest under a new moon,
[13:11] Rufuria
    we give our thanks to the god in the skies
[13:13] Rufuria
    and wish for another happy year.
[13:18] Rakira
    We write our wishes to the god on a
    small slip of paper and send it to the sky.
[13:22] Kotone
    Is it too late to start writing now?!
[13:24] Rakira
    No, it's not.
[13:27] Kotone
    I want to lose weight
    and also get the ability
[13:30] Kotone
    to eat as much cake as I want
    without gaining weight.
[13:33] Rakira
    So specific!
[13:34] Kotone
    What were your wishes?
[13:36] Rufuria
    I wished for everyone to be healthy and safe,
    without catching any colds.
SIGN    Oh...
[13:41] Kotone
    Oh...
[13:42] Rufuria
    Wh-What?! Too ordinary for you?!
SIGN    Blush
[13:44] Rakira
    I wished for a new frying pan.
    Mine is getting a bit charred.
[13:49] Rufuria
    Just go out and buy one!
    In fact, I'll buy you one!
[13:51] Kotone
    What about you, Fa?
[13:52] Fa
    This!
SIGN    I want unlimited snacks Fa
[13:54] Kotone
    "I want unlimited snacks"?
[13:56] Rufuria
    Can a god make that come true?
[13:59] Fa
    What?! I thought gods could do anything!
[14:03] Rufuria
    Gods don't really exist... I mean...
[14:07] Rufuria
    They exist in our hearts, and...
[14:09] Rufuria
    Can someone explain it to her?!
[14:11] Kotone
    In our hearts?! Then what about my wish?
[14:15] Rufuria
    You, too?! Don't make this
    any more complicated!
[14:19] Rufuria
    Okay, ready to let them go?
[14:22] Fa
    Ready!
[14:31] Rufuria
    What are you doing?
[14:32] Kotone
    M-My wish! This is important!
    Wait, I need more paper...
[14:36] Rufuria
    It's only one sheet per person.
[14:38] Kotone
    What?!
[14:39] Kotone
    W-Well, I'll just write it on the back.
[14:42] Kotone
    Go!
[14:48] Fa
    I hope the god reads it.
[14:52] Rakira
    You should just treat a wish as something
    that would be nice if it came true.
[14:57] Fa
    I see!
[14:58] Fa
    I hope it comes true!
SIGN    Gurgle Grrr
[15:01] Fa
    I'm so hungry. I can't wait
    for the god to give me food.
[15:05] Kotone
    I guess there's a pretty
    long wait until delivery.
[15:08] Rufuria
    You're treating the god
    as a food delivery service?!
[15:10] Rakira
    There are food stalls over there.
[15:13] Fa
    Star candy!
[15:15] Fa
    I'll take this!
[15:17] Fa
    One, please!
[15:18] Stall owner
    Two gold each.
[15:20] Mimo
    Me, too!
[15:22] Fa
    Here you go!
[15:24] Mimo
    Thank you!
[15:27] All
    Who is this?
[15:29] Rufuria
    What?! You're lost?!
[15:31] Rakira
    What's your name?
[15:32] Mimo
    Mimo!
[15:33] Kotone
    Mimo, where's your mom and dad?
[15:37] Rakira
    So you got separated.
[15:39] Rakira
    I wonder if we can find them in this crowd.
SIGN    Squish Squish
[15:45] Rufuria
    Why is Fa happy?
[15:47] Fa
    She's so squishy and cute!
    Her cheeks look delicious!
[15:52] Rufuria
    Don't actually eat her!
[15:54] Kotone
    Do you know where your house is?
[15:56] Kotone
    We're professional house-finders!
[15:59] Kotone
    We'll get you home in no time!
[16:01] Kotone
    Tell us anything about your house,
[16:04] Kotone
    like if you can see a mountain
    from it, or what it's close to.
[16:07] Mimo
    Well...
[16:08] Mimo
    It always moves around, so I'm not sure.
[16:11] Kotone
    Huh?
[16:12] Rufuria
    A moving house?
    Is she from an adventurer family?
[16:15] Kotone
    I'm sorry. I couldn't figure anything out.
SIGN    Sob Sob
[16:19] Rakira
    Not the most reliable professional.
[16:20] Rufuria
    I guess we have to find out
    the old-fashioned way.
[16:26] Rakira
    Do you see your mom and dad?
[16:32] Rufuria
    Oh, no! D-Don't cry!
[16:34] Kotone
    W-We have to make her laugh!
[16:36] Kotone
    Look! Now you see me, now you...
[16:40] Kotone
    Now you don't see your mom or your dad...
[16:44] Kotone
    What now?
[16:48] Rufuria
    Why are you making it worse?!
[16:51] Rakira
    Come on, don't cry. Here! Fly up high!
[16:55] Rufuria
    Oh, good!
[16:56] Rakira
    Is that fun? Then... Fly higher!
[17:02] Rufuria
    That's too high!
[17:05] Rufuria
    You're all terrible with kids.
[17:07] Rufuria
    You have to be gentle with her.
[17:09] Rufuria
    There, there, don't cry.
[17:15] Rufuria
    Huh? Breasts? You don't seem that young.
[17:20] Mimo
    Not like Mommy's. Too small.
[17:24] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria! Your face is too scary!
SIGN    Gurgle
[17:28] Fa
    I'm hungry.
[17:31] Fa
    Let's go eat something yummy.
[17:34] Mimo
    Okay...
[17:36] Rufuria
    It seems Fa is the most adult of us all.
[17:39] Kotone
    Oh, wait!
[17:40] Kotone
    I'm known as the reliable
    adult lady of the group!
[17:44] Rufuria
    That has literally never crossed my mind.
[17:52] Mimo
    What's that?
[17:54] Fa
    We're writing down our wishes to the god
    and sending them up to the sky!
[17:58] Fa
    Do you want to try, too?
[17:59] Mimo
    Yes!
SIGN    I pray Mommy and Daddy will come pick me up
[18:02] Mimo
    Mommy and Daddy are up in the sky.
    Maybe they'll notice me if I do this!
[18:07] Kotone
    Huh? The sky?
[18:09] Mimo
    Mom and Dad live on a cloud!
[18:12] Rufuria
    Wait... Does that mean they're in... Heaven?
[18:17] Rakira
    So her mom and dad are...
[18:24] Rufuria
    We must take responsibility and raise her!
[18:27] Rakira
    You can call me "Mother"!
[18:31] Mimo
    Mommy's calling me!
[18:32] Kotone
    Huh?! A gh-ghost?
[18:34] Rufuria
    Don't scare me!
[18:36] Mimo
    On top of that cliff!
[18:40] Kotone
    No! Don't go!
[18:50] Kotone
    Mimo!
[18:53] Mimo
    Over here!
[18:55] Kotone
    Who is she waving to?
[19:00] Kotone
    A sky castle on a cloud?!
SIGN    Sky Castle
[19:14] God
    Mimo!
[19:15] Mimo
    Mommy!
[19:18] God
    Why did you go down to the ground?!
[19:20] Mimo
    Mommy!
[19:24] God
    I told you so many times
    not to leave my side!
[19:26] Mimo
    I'm sorry. The festival seemed so fun...
[19:31] Kotone
    U-Um...
[19:33] Mimo
    Those ladies helped me find you!
[19:37] Kotone
    Can I check to see if you
    have legs under there?
[19:39] Rakira
    Really?! Now?!
[19:41] God
    I am very much alive.
[19:44] Kotone
    A-Are you an angel?
[19:46] God
    I'm a god.
[19:47] Rufuria
    I've heard anyone introduce
    themselves that way!
[19:49] God
    Thank you for taking care of my daughter.
[19:51] God
    I was very busy with the festival tonight,
[19:53] God
    and I let her out of my sight
    for just one moment.
[19:56] God
    I saw Mimo's wish and came flying right away.
[19:58] Kotone
    Huh...
[20:00] Kotone
    Miss Rufuria's frozen up.
SIGN    Freeze
[20:02] Rakira
    I think this whole thing was
    too much for her to process.
[20:05] God
    Can I ask you to keep this a secret?
[20:09] God
    We're not supposed to interact
    with people on the ground at all.
[20:13] Kotone
    S-Sure!
[20:15] Mimo
    Thanks, everyone!
[20:18] Fa
    Be well, Mimo!
[20:22] Kotone
    Wow, they actually live up in the clouds.
[20:26] Rufuria
    Definitely a property
    outside our jurisdiction.
[20:28] Rakira
    Whatever the case may be,
    I'm glad Mimo was able to get home.
[20:32] God
    Oh, to thank you for Mimo,
    I made your wishes come true as a special gift.
[20:37] Kotone
    Huh?
[20:38] Fa
    Wow!
[20:40] Fa
    Look! Infinite snacks from my pockets!
[20:44] Rufuria
    What?! It really came true?!
[20:46] Kotone
    Yes! I can eat cakes without gaining weight!
[20:50] Kotone
    I'm so happy!
[20:51] Rakira
    A frying pan! Where did this come from?!
[20:53] Rufuria
    No... If this was going to happen...
[20:56] Rufuria
    I should have made a much bigger wish!
[20:59] Rufuria
    Like achieving our work goal for the month!
[21:03] Rakira
    But you won't catch a cold for a year.
    That's pretty good.
[21:05] Kotone
    Huh? Huh?
[21:07] Fa
    What's wrong, Kotone?
[21:09] Kotone
    I wrote a wish on the back of mine.
[21:11] Kotone
    I said I wanted to be with Fa,
    Miss Rufuria, and Miss Rakira forever,
[21:15] Kotone
    and that I want a house
    where we can all live together.
[21:18] Rakira
    Maybe it doesn't count
    because you wrote it on the back.
[21:20] Rufuria
    Besides, why would you get multiple
    wishes when no one else does?
[21:24] Kotone
    What?!
[21:27] Kotone
    Come on!
[23:06] Selenia
    I am Selenia. Rise, Red Dragon.
[23:10] Selenia
    Lend me your aid, so that we dragonkin
    may regain the honor we lost.
[23:16] ---
    Eibret egshudo...
[23:18] ---
    Fermedan!
[23:25] Isana
    Isana here!
[23:26] Rufuria
    Wait, who?
[23:27] Isana
    I'm a young lady!
[23:28] Isana
    How old do I look?
[23:30] ---
    Wait, who?!
[23:31] Isana
    Next episode: "Woes of Longevity!
SIGN    Property 10
    Woes of Longevity!
    I Need a Sturdy House That I Can Live in for a Long Time!
[23:33] Isana
    I Need a Sturdy House That
    I Can Live in for a Long Time!"
[23:36] Rufuria
    Oh, a client!
[23:37] Isana
    Bingo!
[23:38] Rufuria
    We're eagerly awaiting your visit!